#nice strong start 💪

[sinterblackwell]

the absolute irony in completing a positive review for the last volume of a series, complementing its stellar character work and intricate mystery; and then seeing someone else’s 2-star review which complained that it was actually the complete opposite with little to no explanations of certain aspects of the story :’)

[primrosebow]

Do you draw or write for the girls? Because I would love seeing any type of Lute, Charlie or Vaggie art in your style

Also I would eat your art 20/10

Short answer: yahhh xoxo💞

Long answer:

_-->Various hazbin hotel women x reader // art

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!Content warnings!:the usual nsfw, this has the gals listed in the ask🫡 a few headcannons added for flavor, gn reader cause I never specified literally anything, more words than usual.

We are SO BACK 💪💪💪 request things ‼️ My activities would get me perma banned from the vatican, I'm afraid.

Charlie //

I, unlike most other people here, believe that charlie most often tries to take the role of a dom! She's used to trying to fix everyone else's problems, but, she'll crumble if she ever gets treated like the perfect princess that she is. Call her beautiful, praise her, give her that affection she desperately needs. She's been helping her citizens for so long, she deserves to get taken care of!

Honestly, when you slowly push that vibrator inside her after what felt like an agonizing ammount of time for prepping, she was ready to cry on the spot. She can barely believe you even talked her into being in the receiving end of this -she's the one supposed to be pleasing you!- Getting this much attention and love made her brain go all fuzzy and tears well up in her eyes as her limbs felt weak; she was trembling far too much from the overwhelming pleasure she felt right then to truly care about what this whole situation did to her ego.

She doesn't realize her horns have made an appearence as she pleads with you: come on! You were giving her so much attention just a minute ago! Please! Being as close to you as possible is her only wish right now. Her pitiful tone and cries for you directly contradict how her tail is shaking at it's tip, much like that of an excited cat -she's enjoying this far more than she expected-.

If you do decide to give in and finally rub on her already overstimulated clit just as you had been doing before, she'll cling onto you for dear life- practically sobbing as you give her precisely what she needs. Maybe she can get used to being treated nicely by you. (She learns that she cannot get enough of the overwhelming passionate act of letting you be in control, it's far too good for her to only experience it once.

She'll soon get a little cocky though... she isn't the daughter of the king of pride just because of her name, if you catch what I'm throwing)

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Vaggie //

Vaggie has placed quite a notorious quantity of expectations on herself. She's always been this way, and, continues to be despite your affirmations of her worth. Your constant and relentless words of praise to her: how beautiful she is, how strong, how perfect, how brave, how hot- it all got to her head very quickly. Your words contradicted her thoughts on herself but the way you kiss along her neck makes any thought melt away from her brain and be replaced with pure emotion.

// //

"Mh.. please, darling- I-" she tried to form a sentence, eventually getting cut off by her own moans. Her nightgown was pushed up as she laid with her back against your bed, squirming slightly as she feels your fingers rub against her insides. She clenches around you as you drag your thumb over her swolen clit, which was begging for your attention since the very start of this. Her hips stutter as she can't pick between indulging the stimulation and running away from the pleasure.

Her eyes struggle to keep themselves open, but you had told her to look at you during this. She couldn't let you down. Not when you were saying she was "doing so good f'me". Those are some of the few words that can pierce through the thick veil of the ecstasy-like feeling of your attention and carve themselves into her very soul. She was good. Good for you. She couldn't ask for anything better, and, won't- can't be letting you down.

You.. leave her easy tasks such as looking at you and being a little quieter just so she feels like she's still, in some way, being useful to you. Slow and steady wins the race, and, soon enough you hope to remove the constant anxiety of servicing you from the act of love you want to give her.

Lute //

Lute is quite interesting because she has this weird duality between wanting approval and not being able to take said approval. Sometimes, she'll activelly attempt to rile you up enough that you'll punish her (something you have already told her is not necessary, since you can be harsher on her if she simply asks) but please don't blame her! She's just used to being treated roughly, it's "safer" for her to stay in her comfort zone of thorns and cruel words at first.

But only at first. Like I said, she really does want to feel loved. One of the first times you attempted to give her the affection she craves, after having learned that she can't deal with the purely lovey, sappy affection yet, you had to get resourceful with bringing her the love she needs.

"Awh sweetheart, you can't handle this?" You dig your fingers even deeper into her, a squelching noise arises from the action because of just how wet she already is. She groans at your words, and, if you didn't know any better, she'd have sounded like any other cheap sinner from lust with how aroused she was at your teasing. But you do know better. Your comment- it was slightly mocking, it was maddening; it was a challenge. For her to keep her composure for as long as she can. Lute grabs onto you even harder so she can regain some sense of stability, finally locking eyes with you. She moves her hips slightly against your fingers. Despite it being her own action, she groans. She says in a shaky tone

"Do your worst."

Ah, you can't deny such a request, now, can you?

// //

BONUSSSSSSSSS‼️

Velvette //

"Agh- fuck you! H-ah-" she tried to act mad, don't get her wrong. She really did. But that's astoundingly hard to do when your lover has their hand in your panties and is currently relentlessly and harshly rubbing against your clit like it was the last thing they'll ever touch.

You really could not have picked a worse time to do this; right before one of her new collection showcases? Did you want her to die? You forcefully push her thighs apart when she pressed them toguether, not letting her even attempt to get back a semblance of composure. As if that wasn't enough, you had locked her bracelets toguether behind her back, and, even if she wouldn't admit it to a single soul, it really turned her on.

She tried to think as hard as she could, try to offend you, try to play her own pleasure down, but she really couldn't. Empty remarks about your incompetence or appearence or literally anything she could get her mind around slowly melted away into moans and whines, the much too familiar shame from getting overwhelmed so easily by you also pushed aside by a desperate search for her own release.

When she finally did cum, she doesn't hold back on how loud her moan of your name was, her thighs trembled as she leaned on your body for support. She intentionally turns her head away from the mirror so she won't be faced by her own overstimulated self, and much less your self-satisfied grin as you watch her panting against you.

Oh gods... what was she doing again? Hmm.. OH YOU BASTARD YOU RUINED HER PANTIES! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW EXPENSIVE THAT FABRIC WAS? FUCK YOU.

Let's just hope that the fashion gossip blogs don't catch onto how uncharacteristically out of breath she was during that showcase!

I love piracy so much RAHHHHHH‼️‼️ if buying ain't ownin, piracy ain't stealin, but I wish it were. IMAGINE‼️ you download idk ratatouille and they just don't have it anymore. "Guys they took ratatouille again..." I wish. I wish watching media through torrent sites was like taking various items from ikea.

I WOULD download a car.

@bigfatbimbo cause of the little bonus of velvette

[scarybabe]

I CANNOT stress enough how much I support the direction you are taking things in. A veteren feedee? Already into stuffing and inflation? Now lifting at the gym to tone up? And lifting heavy focusing on glutes? AND GETTING A BBL? AND USING METHODS TO SMOOTH THE SKIN????

If this is a dream dont wake me up 😂

But in all seriousness, Im an avid gym rat and it blows my mind that feedees and gym culture dont intersect more often. I personally think thats the ideal, build a strong healthy and curvy base and get nice n' fat on top of it.

I'm not sure if you still have interest in inflation content, as its been while since ive seen any from you, but I hope you decide to make a return and we get plenty of of you pumping yourself up with your new hourglass figure!

holy based! greetings fellow gym rat 💪 I think there’s a lot of stigma against fat people going to the gym - fatphobia shames us for even wanting to try, while also shaming us for being fat in the first place. I follow a number of plus size fitness accounts and their comments are sadly full of people being hateful simply for their size.

I hope that sharing my weightlifting journey (which was NOT started with the intention of weight loss, I just happen to be naturally smaller) shows that it’s okay and actually quite cool to be strong AND fat. It’s also okay to train in the gym and gain weight or maintain while in a plus size body just for muscle gains. 💓

I’ve actually made a ton of inflation content since I stopped gaining 😹 at my peak weight, my belly fat was so heavy that it pushed down on my abdomen when I’d do air or water and cause cramps well before I was at my limit. I’ve had a much easier time doing it recently and I’m excited to keep training my stretchiness! 🥰

[svtdarlingbby]

Seventeen with a gym rat s/o

Svt x gym rat s/o. aka with an s/o who loves the gym as much as these buff babes. also low-key an excuse to post seventeen gym selcas 🫣💪

Seungcheol:

I think Cheol said somewhere that he prefers playing sports vs going to the gym

valid

but since he's with you and wants to spend more time with you he finds himself at the gym

he's pretty impressed by all your knowledge of various workout machines

wanted to impress you though so he suggested lifting weights

he's surprisingly able to lift a lot

but not as effortlessly at you

you found yourself gently correcting his form so he won't get hurt

tbh it was so endearing for Cheol

you babying him was so sweet

after weights you guys decided to have a friendly competition on the stair master

Cheol thought it would be easy, I mean it's just climbing stairs right?

WRONG

he was huffing and puffing meanwhile you were still climbing the infinite stairs effortlessly

it was at that point he considered you a fitness god and told himself that he'd always go to the gym with you

the next day he was soooo sore lol he couldn't get out of bed rip

you couldn't help but laugh

still tho you were nice and rewarded his efforts with some cuddles

Jeonghan:

Jeonghan finds himself going to the gym occasionally but the gym def isn't a huge priority in his life

however since dating you he noticed how much you love going to the gym

so he figured he might as well try it out too

but omg

he's trying sooooo hard to focus on lifting AND THEN THERES YOU

looking hella hot in your gym clothes lifting weights effortlessly

is totally checking you out

and you def notice

"JEONGHAN! NO SLACKING YOU CAN LOOK AT ME ALL YOU WANT LATER BUT FOCUS ON LIFTING!"

ah right-

but he low-key uses this as an excuse to get your attention

"Y/N? is my form right?" he says as he purposely holds the weights weirdly

"Nope, you've gotta hold it like this" you say as you adjust his grasp and form

lol this menace found the perfect way to get you close to him

of course he still actually listens to you and works out

but occasionally he'll try to purposely mess up his form to get you to help if he's extra needy

doesn't care if he's sore the next day

will use this as an excuse to cuddle with you

until you use your muscles to break free of his grasp and haul his ass out of bed

this reminds him that maybe he should continue going to the gym

one day he'll have enough muscles to cuddle you all day

Joshua:

I feel like Joshua goes to the gym more often then he makes it out to be

have you seen this guy's veiny arms??

he's gotta be lifting

he's super happy about having an s/o who also prioritizes the gym

arm day with you is always his fave

just seeing your strong muscles and physique lift the heavy weights just make his heart go crazy

like ughhh mommy/daddy

so he also wants to return the favor by impressing you

puts a lot of effort into lifting, making sure his form is just right

tbh you really do serve as motivation for him

he's been getting buffer since he started dating you

he has the cutest shyest smile when you compliment him

"Wow Josh, you've got arms of steel" you say as you squeeze his bicep

if he could he would melt right there

it means a lot coming from you since you're an expert with all things fitness

def reciprocates too

like you guys would just be chilling and he'd squeeze your arm

"Damn Y/N, you're armed and dangerous"

oh lord he's such a cheeseball

Jun:

y'all did you see limbo? 👀

it's so obvious Jun has worked hard for that body

and it was so convenient that you came into his life at that point

just as he was incorporating the gym more into his routine is when you and him began to date

tbh it was so convenient and Jun really appreciates having you around

Jun doesn't know if his form is correct? don't worry he's got you to fix it

Jun needs someone to spot him when he's bench pressing? you're already there by his side

Jun is experiencing a plateau? you've already got suggestions of different new exercises to try

basically it's because of you and your support he's even more motivated to go to the gym!

also my man Jun also appreciates the view if you know what I'm saying

having you by his side makes him feel even more stronger and powerful

like "yes my s/o is a fitness buff and is helping ME while looking like a snack"

these are just his thoughts tho

in reality he's just snaking his toned arms around your just as toned form, smiling to himself

Hoshi:

ohhh you know he's gonna make you his gym buddy

I meannnnnn have you seen this mans body???

boi loves to workout

will always spot you during arm day

is your biggest cheerleader when you move up in weights!!

"OMG Y/N YOU LIFTED THAT MUCH???!! I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT!"

will literally hug you all sweaty in the middle of the gym lol its a little embarrassing but sooo endearing

also

the fact that you love to work out? you're prob building quite the muscles

Soonyoung isn't shy when it comes to wanting to feel your toned arms

"Whoaaaa since when did you become so buff?" he says infatuated with your arms lol

of course you feel flustered cuz this man does this even in public!!

but low-key his reactions are your motivation to keep up your progress

also he lovesss to take gym selfies

you think his gym selfies are hot? they get even better with you right next to him flexing your hard work

he feels so luckyy

overall he loves that he gets to work out at the gym with a hottie like you

Wonwoo:

I feel like Wonwoo is a subtle guy when it comes to the gym

like yeah it's so obvious he goes to the gym but the gym isn't a huge facet of his life

when he realizes that its quite the opposite for you, he sees this as an opportunity to make more of an effort to make the gym routine

tbh he's amazed at how locked in you are with a routine at the gym

so for the first few days he kinda just copies you lol

he does the same exercises and kinda lets you be

its comfortable silence really

you guys both have your earbuds in doing your own thing while being near each other

of course he'll steal a few glances at you

but he always says its to match your form lolll sure

in private though he's always teasing you in a good way about your muscles

like he'll just randomly approach you, squeeze your muscular bicep, and say something like "close the gyms" in a really deadpan voice

it's soooo cheesy lmaooo but that line never fails to make you feel flustered hehe

Woozi:

have you seen Jihoon lately?

this mans getting b u f f

and having an s/o who's a gym rat like him?

goals

whenever you're getting ready to go to the gym Jihoon always wants to tag along

"Don't you have to produce a song tonight?"

"Nah I can squeeze in a gym session"

he's mainly going because you're going lol

he's def impressed with how fit you are, knowing all the machines and having effortless form

he's like damn I wanna be like that too

ALWAYS brags about this fact to the boys when he works out with them

"What kinda machine is that?" asked one of the guys

"That's a hip abductor, Y/N is a master of that"

also whenever you two are at the gym together

he feels so much more motivated

will def wanna do exercises that involve the both of you

is always down to hold down your feet during sit ups

cardio day you guys are on treadmills side by side

Jihoon won't admit this but when you guys are taking it easy a walking on the treadmills he treats it as if you guys were on a peaceful stroll together

he also won't admit he turns into a blushing puddle whenever you notice his progress

"Dang Jihoon, you're looking buff today" you say as you squeeze his toned biceps

that's it. brb Jihoon is gonna go to the gym to keep up the progress

DK:

I know this man is gonna be obsessed with the fact that you love the gym

he def will use the gym as an opportunity to spend time with you

while also getting buff himself

Seokmin is a total goofball

I can see him asking you for "motivation" during pushups

aka him asking you to lie under him for a kiss for each successful push up

like just look at him in that pic god damn

I meannnn lets just say you both benefited from that

he's also your biggest cheerleader

like when you're lifting weights omg he got the whole gym staring at you with his cheering

"YEAHHHH YOU GOT THIS Y/N!!! WHO'S THE STRONGEST BABE HERE? YOU!!!"

"ohmygodseokminpls"

after you lift the weights he's still gonna be a goofball about it

"now lift me pls" he says holding out his arms to you

you can only roll your eyes but lift him up nonetheless

he's giggling like an idiot and you can only roll your eyes

low-key motivates you to get stronger and vice versa

he wants to pick you up too hehe

he really does make gym sessions so much more enjoyable aww

Mingyu:

man Mingyu really does work out for that hot bod of his

while he love to play sports he also finds himself working out often too

when you came into his life though he thought having you around would motivate him more to go to the gym

because you were already sporting quite the hot body yourself

while you were typically very focused at the gym, once Mingyu came along that changed

of course you always thought Mingyu was hot, but when he's working out

oh my

you feel your face somehow get even hotter despite being all sweaty from working out when you see Mingyu doing all this

WHY IS HE CAKED UP LMAOOOO

while you're over here flustered over him Mingyu gets kinda cocky lol

like when he's spotting you while you're lifting

"Whoa there Y/N, I know I'm making your heart race but you gotta take it easy" he says as he fixes your form

mannn does he make working out hard

or when you're stretching he'll purposely flaunt stretch his arms while you glare as you're trying to hold your stretch

he'll also flex and try to lift the heaviest weights ever to get your attention

thankfully his antics catch up to him as he's superrr sore the next day

but he'd happily use this as a reason for you to take the lead if you know what I mean ;)

Minghao:

Minghao has become quite the fitness buff within the past few years

I mean look at those guns!!

I remember Minghao once said that it is super hard for him to gain muscle and look at him now ughhh

and seeing you succeed with your fitness goals makes Minghao even more proud

going to the gym is like breathing for you guys

you two always go to the gym together

and since you're with Minghao, every occasion has to be a fashion statement

you two are always wearing the coolest, trendiest, gym clothes that still manage to be uniquely your styles

it makes Minghao's heart flutter every time he seeing you wearing the gym shoes he bought you

especially when you're wearing one of his old gym shirts omg this man can barely even focus on working out LMAO and he's like the biggest gym rat out of all these dudes

gym selfies are a priority

his fav ones being the ones where both of you are goofily flexing your muscles

he's always so impressed by how much you can lift too

is soooooo flustered when you lift him up in the middle of the gym

but he secretly loves it so much awww like on the inside he's giggling and kicking his feet in the air haha

but as unserious as you guys act

once it comes to working out, you guys are fitness gods

you two are so focused when you're in the zone lifting or running on the treadmill

it's impressive really

and Minghao is so thankful that you're here to make the gym more fun

Seungkwan:

Seungkwan has found himself going to the gym more often since you came into his life

you would think it's because he wants to live a healthy lifestyle

no

it's because you two are so damn competitive

ever since you told him how many minutes it took for you to run a mile on the elliptical Boo was impressed but decided to challenge you

"Oh yeah? That's pretty impressive, but I can easily do that in less time"

"Oh really?"

"Bet"

so you guys go to the gym

and for you the elliptical is nothing

you look over and see Seungkwan starting to break a sweat in the first five minutes

"Getting tired Boo?"

"Stay in your lane"

god he was so sassy lol

but beating each other in a friendly competition was how you two rolled

of course you ended up winning while Seungkwan was a huffing puffing mess, all red

"Ok I admit it Y/N, you are a fitness god"

that compliment fueled your ego lol but you weren't mean about it

"Here's the prize for second place" you said before you kissed him

"Maybe losing isn't so bad after all" he laughed and hugged you, not minding either of you being sweaty

"Haha loser, let's play some badminton?" you ask

"Always! Now we'll see whose the loser" he smirks

Vernon:

okay first of all why is he wearing denim on denim TO THE GYM??

ANYWAYS kinda like Jeonghan I don't see Vernon prioritizing the gym all that much

but once he starts dating you, he notices that the gym ends up taking a lot of your time

so he's like "heck why not go with Y/N to the gym?"

is ill prepared as you can see in the pic

"Hansol. WHY are you not in your gym clothes?"

"Hm? Oh. Right. Let me snap a pic of my fit before I change"

*facepalm*

once he's changed he's ready to go!

feels kinda lost tho with all the machines

you're about to start lifting when you see Vernon looking confused as he's trying to distinguish a dumbbell from a kettlebell

you think its kinda cute watching his eyes go back and forth between the different types of weights

but you also don't wanna patronize him or anything

"Hansol, why don't you start with a dumbbell?" you say handing an appropriately weighted dumbbell to him

at this point you kind of become like his personal trainer

at first he was just watching you to see what you did with your dumbbell and tried to do the same

once you began to guide him you could tell he was a lot more secure

and he really did look like he was enjoying the workout!

tbh the gym really strengthens your bond this way

Dino:

our boy Lee Chan is obsessed with the gym

I mean look at that body ughhhh 😮‍💨

so when he starts dating you the gym becomes practically your second homes

he's hella impressed with your strength for sure

"Whoa Y/N, how are you able to lift that much?"

he's also kinda cheeky when it comes to stealing glances at you working out

it's leg day and you're doing squats? 👀

he's super subtle about it tho cause he actually takes the gym seriously *ahem Jeonghan*

he also def tries to show off for you

when he's doing arm curls he'll def put extra effort in flexing his biceps when he sees you watching

will also act like the heaviest weights are nothing for him

pays for his cockiness the next day in the form of soreness

this becomes the perfect opportunity for you to cuddle with his muscular self

maybe the gym can wait a few more minutes hehe

[spineless-lobster]

ALRIGHT LADS MERRY CHRISTMAS ITHACA SAGA’S OUT HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS

(Spoilers under cut of course)

1. The Challenge

PENELOPEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! RAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

NOT HER SEEING THE STORM ODY RELEASED AAAAAAAAAAAAA

I’LL BE HERE BUYING YOU TIME‼️🔥💪

OUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANNA ATE THE VOCALS SHE SOUNDS GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNEW IT!!!!! I KNEW SHE’D BE SINGING “WAITINGGGGG” I KNEW IT IN MY HEART AND SOUL!!!!!!!!!!!

2. Hold Them Down

WHERE IS HE INDEED!!!!!!!!

Oughhhhhhhh ayron’s voice is making me FEEL things rn he makes it so hard to hate antinous 😭 (this sentiment will not be held for long)

“Hold him down ‘til the boy stops shaking” “only the ocean and I will know” okay idk if I’m insane or ovulating or something but like antinous is kind of a freak for telemachus like he’s a little too sensual about killing him idkkkkkkk

Okay okay now it is SUPER easy to hate antinous FUCK when he’s describing what he’ll do to penelope I got chills bro thank god he’s dead 😭

Again I HAVE to reiterate how AMAZING ayron’s vocals are in this song HE GIVES SUCH A GREAT PERFORMANCE!!!!!!!

3. Odysseus

Ohohohohooooo daddy’s home

The electric guitar that’s how you know you’re fucked

“I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy” THE GASP I LET OUT AT THE NAME DROP!!!!! SICKENING!!!!!!

When he called telemachus “my boy” what if I started crying

“I. Have had. Enough.” CHILLS!!! CHILLS MOTHERFUCKER CHILLS!!!!!! ASKFJKSJFSKHFKSHDKFH WE HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS!!!!!!!!

THE ENSEMBLE SINGING “ODYSSEUS” IN POLYPHEMUS’ TUNE!!!!! HE’S THE BOSS NOW BITCHES!!!!!!!

“He’s aiming for the torches!” JUST LIKE SCYLLA!!!!! ODY IS PULLING A SCYLLA!!!!!!!!!

“You don’t think I know my own palace? I built it.” STILL ONE OF THE HARDEST FUCKING LINES IN THE MUSICAL BRO THAT SHIT MAKES ME INSANE!!!!!! INSANEEEEE!!!!!!!!

OPEN ARMS MENTION!!!!!!! We are NOT greeting the world with opens arms lads it’s fucking over. I love the way odysseus says “no” without ANY hesitation, he’s so tired of this song and dance HE’S HAD IT!!!!

TELEMACHUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAY!!!!!!!

I wasn’t expecting him to relish in the bloodshed like he does in the odyssey because that’s just not how he is in the musical but it’s nice that he at least tried to stop them! You go little wolf!

“Where is he?” Being used to refer to both odysseus and telemachus is killing me slowly

“My mercy has long since drowned. It died to bring me home.” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK DUDE!!!!! THAT WHOLE SECTION IS A FUCKING BANGER JAY’S DELIVERY IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE I CAN FEEL THE RAGE IN MY BONES MAN THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!

The use of “drowned” is SO CLEARLY a reference to poseidon I’m going to throw up

The screaming. All I hear are screams…

Fuck dude… just… fuuuuckkkkkk

4. I Can’t Help But Wonder

I’ve daydreamed so much about the father-son reunion I’m gonna cry

Ough poor telemachus finally meets his father and he can only worry about if he’s worthy enough to live up to ody’s legacy. And THE FIRST thing ody does is tell him how strong he is FUCK ME DUDE 😭😭😭

“Used to say I’d make the storm clouds cry for you” obvious reference to his whole shebang with poseidon

“Used to say I’d capture the wind and sky for you” WINDBAG MENTION!!!!!!!!

“Held you in my arms prepared to die for you” something something I see you draw your final breath, something something get in the water, something something…

“My son, I’m finally home!” THE WAY YOU CAN TELL THEY’RE HUGGING HERE BECAUSE OF THE SWELL OF MUSIC ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW????? OUGHOGOUOGOGOHOHGHHHHHH

THEY’RE HARMONIZING IM GOING TO SOB IM GOING TO COMMIT CRIMES!!!!!!!!!

ATHENA!!!!!!!!!

My god odysseus learning ruthlessness and athena learning empathy and then uniting and realizing that, while empathy should always come first, unfortunately the world we live in sometimes we have to use ruthlessness in order to survive. And the best we can do is foster future generations that hopefully will not have to go through the same terrible things we have. Ough…

“There’s this girl I have to see” I’m like 80% this is referencing that cut song where ody asks athena to help him court penelope… I hope I’m right because I’ll cry if I am

5. Would You Fall In Love With Me Again

I’m tweaking our rn btw in case you were wondering

The instrumentals are so beautiful I literally CANNOT

The door opening sound effect is so simple but so effective alisjfkshfkshdidjjd

Once again I need to express how much I truly believe the odyssey is a metaphor for ptsd and how it changes a person and the relationships they have

ODYSSEUS SINGING “WAITING” YOU HAVE TO STOP I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH 😭

Fuck the chorus is so beautiful I don’t even know what to say about it I’m so overwhelmed with emotions. Ough. Just… odysseus on his knees begging to be loved the way he was, and penelope knowing her answer only if she can really trust the man in front of her. Fuck… what the hell…

The olive bed… THE OLIVE BED!!!!!!!!!!

Once again I need to emphasize how ETHEREAL anna’s voice is!!!!!!!

THE JUST A MAN INSTRUMENTALS JORGE YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO ME!!!! ITS NOT ALLOWED!!!! YOU CANT FUCKING DO THAT!!!!!!

They’re harmonizing… they’re singing “I love you” and they’re harmonizing… I. I need a moment… I just.. give me a second… please can I have some time to myself? I just really need to… die, I think…

The final words of epic being “I love you” I am literally going to end my own life ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

This song makes me want to rip out my still-beating heart and eat it bloody and raw. In like a good way!!!

shoutout to the only straight couple ever. I love you odypen…

And thus, our journessey comes to an end. It’s over but it’s not over and I think that’s the only comfort I have right now

Now do you’ll excuse me I’m going to go lay face down in a creek forever

[v-67]

MARCO IS HERE, our sweet Pineapple head🥹❤️⬆️

Not Chopper and Usopp fighting Big mom, the whole bit was so nice and funny😂😂

But seriously, I was terrified when she started using Life or.... on them.

ALSO WHERE IS SANJI⬆️

When life questions you this way, just be like Zoro💪⬆️

Kaido's underlings: Take the easy way, you can still start over.

Zoro : (smirks) (with a strong will power and mind and in a totally cool way) No way!

Kaido's son/daughter : Yamato, or as Luffy calls him/her : Yamao. Is really cool though, also she met Ace and had drinks w him🥹🥹🥹. I miss Ace so much🥹. I swear if they do something to Sabo, i'mma just.

Also, the whole interaction between Luffy and Yamato was nice, also a twist I was definitely not expecting. Love the unpredictability and how it fits. I swear the storytelling skills are so God tier.⬆️

ZEUS LOOKING OUT FOR NAMI IS SO CUTE⬆️

SUNACCHI💪💪💪💪⬆️

Episode 988-995

9th April, 2024

[lovelynim]

Congrats on the 900! 🎉

Could you write a little story on Gojo and Geto where they use tickling as a form of endurance training? 💪

Hi anonnn, thank you ~

ALSO THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING THESE TWO, I'VE BEEN DYING TO WRITE SMTHB FOR THEM

“Sahahahtoru! Ahahah, l-lehet go ohohoff me!!”

“Whaaaat? Come on, you can take more than this, I’m not even going hard on you ~”

As much as it tickled, Suguru knew Satoru wasn’t lying about going easy on him. If he actually wanted to get him, Suguru probably wouldn’t be able to be talking through his giggles and would be, instead, melted into a puddle of hysterical laughter. Still, it tickled and he needed Satoru to fucking stop.

“Yohohou a-are such a jeheherk! Eheheh, cohohome on!” Suguru laughed, trying to push Satoru’s hands away from his sides or, at least, stop them from climbing his torso any further.

However, the only thing Suguru’s attempts earned was an amused chuckle from the other guy. Satoru made sure to keep his friend in place as he continued to tickle his sides and lower ribs, prodding and wiggling his fingers over any spot, looking for the one that would get him the best reactions out of Suguru. “What’s wrong? Are you really this weak to some tickling? Coochie cooc- oh.”

Before he could tease Suguru any further, Satoru was caught by surprise when the other managed to shove his hands away once for all. “A-aha, enough tickling me,” Suguru gasped, still smiling as he felt the ghostly tingles running across his body.

“Come on, I was just helping you train your endurance, Suguru. Isn’t that what buddies do for each other?” Satoru argued, sitting back on Suguru’s legs as he couldn’t keep playing like he wanted.

“What? Train my endurance?” Suguru scoffed, refusing to believe such an absurd argument. Yet, it was still so Satoru-like of him to say something like that…

“Yes! What if you find a super strong curse that tickles you? You’d be helpless being this ticklish!” Satoru teased, poking Suguru’s side and making the guy yelp under him. Satoru smirked. 

“Such a thing doesn’t exist. You should worry about real threats, Satoru,” Suguru narrowed his eyes, looking away as he still needed to figure out how to shove Satoru off his lap since asking nicely clearly wasn’t going to take him anywhere.

Dealing with Satoru was so troublesome at times, Suguru thought while dropping his head back. It would take him a shit ton of effort to get the other moving if he didn’t come with a plan soon.

Maybe he should play along? As the saying goes: if you can’t beat them, join them. Suguru hummed quietly, contemplating this idea some more and started to consider that this could actually do the trick.

“What are you thinking about?” Satoru’s voice broke in, stopping Suguru’s track of thought. The latter smiled, tilting his head as he looked at his confused classmate.

[xxspirit]

Hello, my name is Moon. And I'm asking you to spread the word of KOSA (Kids online 'safety' act) an awful, deceiving bill that will censor you, me, minors, and adults online alike.

How the bill works will cause social media to change in a horrible way. It will make it to where you must upload your ID publicly to prove you're old enough to view 'explicit' content.

In reality, that content is LGBTQ+ resources for abuse victims, resources for abortion, resources for Palestinians, resources for sex ED, and more.

It will censor us, destory fanfiction, WHATS NEXT? Uploading private messages? Putting your IP in public?

It will end Tumblr, Fanfics, privacy.

PLEASE HELP END IT! Speak out! Stop them, reblog as much as possible! #EndKosa

Hi, I appreciate you for helping to stop KOSA and helping people understand what KOSA is, and I agree with you that KOSA is terrible.

BUT we need to take a step back, and calm down. I know lots of people are freaking out about this act right now, I am too. But I think a lot of the chaos behind it is because of misinformation as well, specifically about the whole IDs.

Just a warning v

I want to clarify to anyone if they are just skimming past my words that I am NOT ADVOCATING FOR KOSA, I hate KOSA, this act is definitely not to defend minors from the internet but instead HARM them even more as well as EVERYONE ELSE. I just think we are causing a lot of panic and chaos because of misinformation.

I just want to help calm people down, I tried to do my own research and tried to fact-check myself to make sure what Im saying is true, but if you know I said something wrong please let me know and I am so sorry if I misspoke, I will correct myself as soon as possible. 🙏

KOSA DOESNT REQUIRE A PERSONAL ID: I did my own research about the need of uploading a personal ID, but this doesn’t seem to be true. I will be reblogging a few things today that I found, and also this website for my evidence:

KOSA still needs to go through congress, and then the President. Although it may or already have passed through the Senate sadly, there is still another chance. So keep up with the rallying and keep giving attention to KOSA about how stupid it is! WE CAN STILL STOP KOSA!!! DO NOT GIVE UP!!

Even IF KOSA does pass… it will take MONTHS for the act to go into action. I found this screenshot from another person, I’ll be reblogging their post after this one:

It will take a ONE YEAR and SIX MONTHS(A YEAR AND A HALF)before KOSA actually starts being implemented. In that time, we can think of what to do, migrate if we have to, or whatever.

Also- know this doesn’t help tumblr but I also saw on another post which ill reblog, that potentially Ao3 won’t be affected, which may be nice for some of you to know.

Here’s a petition I found, I recommend signing it!

It is so awesome to see the community work together to help stop KOSA, but let’s make sure to be checking our sources and try not to spread things that don’t seem to be accurate! 🙏

Stay safe guys, and stay strong 💪

[thepjmsociety]

🎄✨ Ho ho ho, let’s go! ✨⛄️

Oh, you better stream hard, you better not slow,

Keep Jimin on top, let the numbers show!

🎅 is coming to town!

Week 21’s here, the season is tight,

Let’s push WHO so it shines bright!

Keep streaming for Jimin this Christmas🎄season!

These are our goals for Who and MUSE. Christmas season is tough as you can see in the 2023 trend of holiday songs on both Spotify and Billboard Hot 100 chart.

On top of that we are now in Week 21 of Who, which means if it doesn’t make enough points for Top 50 it will be removed from the chart. This is a crucial time. We need to be all hands on deck all of us not just US/PR.

After Week 4 of December, the Christmas songs will leave the charts and if we can stay strong then Who will see an increase in chart positions come January 2025. Wouldn’t it be nice to see Jimin flying high at the start of the year? ☺️

Let’s all do our best PJMs and Jimin Lovers! 💪

WITH JIMIN TILL THE END

#Beyond1BforJimin

[hunieday]

Yuki Rabbitube Mini - Rabbit Chat

Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!

Yuki: I saw you two in my dream today

Yuki: Thank you for appearing

Nanase Riku: Huh!? I appeared in your dream!? 😲✨

Yaotome Gaku: I’m kinda happy!

Yaotome Gaku: Do you remember what it was about?

Yuki: Well, it had a strong and vivid impact

Yuki: You were wearing happi coats and twisted headbands as you carried a portable shrine all night long.

Nanase Riku: 

Yaotome Gaku: All night!? That's some dedication.

Nanase Riku: You were completely influenced by Rabbimini weren’t you?!

Yuki: not only did you carry the shrine the entire night, you were also shouting "wasshoi" without a break.

Yaotome Gaku: Why?

Yuki: Who knows. You were the one shouting, Gaku-kun, not me

Yaotome Gaku: No that was me in the dream!?

Nanase Riku: Then let's decide on a reason now! What do you think, Yaotome-san!

Yaotome Gaku: Hmm. Not sure...

Yuki: That’s hilarious. you're seriously thinking about it

Nanase Riku: Maybe saying "wasshoi" increases your power!

Yaotome Gaku: I like that! And it also enhances our sense of unity, so let's go with that!

Nanase Riku: Yippee! 😆 It's decided then, Yuki-san!

Yuki: good for you

Yuki: Just as you two were saying, “let’s aim for the top of Mount Fuji!” I jolted awake. 

Yaotome Gaku: Ain’t that a big scale dream!

Nanase Riku: A festival at the top of Mount Fuji sounds amazing! 🪭✨

Yuki: I bet you’d still have high energy even after climbing

Yuki: I'll just wait down here

Nanase Riku: Then we have to make the festival lively enough for Yuki-san to see us 💪😤

Yaotome Gaku: I wonder if he’ll be able to? Maybe we should set off fireworks

Yuki: Real fireworks? or human fireworks like in rabbimini?

Yaotome Gaku: Please don't call it human fireworks lmao

Nanase Riku: Human fireworks…how about we play that in the background!

Nanase Riku: "Tarumono boys! ~MATSURI~" 🎆🎆🎆

Yaotome Gaku: The way you phrased it…

Yuki: Sounds good. Are they gonna be set off in sync with "wasshoi" too?

Nanase Riku: 

Nanase Riku: That’s gonna be real hard since they keep shouting wasshoi in the second half 😂✨ lol

Yuki: I really wanna see it now. I’ll go back to sleep and see the rest

Yaotome Gaku: You're going back to sleep!?

Yuki: i shouldn’t... let's listen to Matsuri for now

Yuki: It's a great song. Yamato-kun sounds very energetic

Nanase Riku: Yamato-san always looks happy while performing it live! He always holds a large fan, he’s so lively >u<🪭

Yuki: You must have a ton of fun performing it live too, Gaku-kun.

Yaotome Gaku: It's hella fun!

Yaotome Gaku: Riding a trolley and seeing fans' smiles up close makes it really easy to join in. You can feel a growing sense of unity and excitement alongside the audience.

Yuki: The "wasshoi" chant solves all problems

Nanase Riku: I have an idea! How about we sing it together next time? I wanna go to karaoke!

Yuki: Sounds fun. who will take which part?

Yaotome Gaku: I’m gonna take any part that’s not mine since it’s a special occasion!

Nanase Riku: Oh! Can I try your part, Yaotome-san? I want to say "appare...😏” It sounds fun 💪

Yaotome Gaku: Hell yeah! Looking forward to the Nanase Version of "appare"

Yuki: What about you, Gaku-kun. maybe nagi-kun's part?

Nanase Riku: I wanna hear it!!!!

Yaotome Gaku: I’ll put my heart and soul on the "Ladies and gentlemen!!" part! What about you, Yuki-san?

Yuki: I'll go with Yamato-kun’s part. I'll bring glasses and shout "now, it's a festival!!" though I might run out of energy right at the start

Yuki: I’m glad nobody took Mitsuki-kun’s part. I’m planning to give that to Momo

Nanase Riku: so you decided…! Tho I’m sure Momo-san will do that part very well! Especially the part where you laugh “Ha ha ha ha ha” real loud!

Nanase Riku: 

Yuki: 

Yaotome Gaku: Should we bring happi coats or headbands while singing?

Yuki: huh?

Yaotome Gaku: Oh, headbands might be better than happi coats after all

Yuki: are you really that into it?

Nanase Riku: I think it’s a great idea! Our office presidents performed a TRIGGER song the other day, they sang and even dressed up like them >:)👍

Yuki: Isn't Takanashi Production amazing?

Yaotome Gaku: Sorry, I've gotten too used to that kind of thing lmao

Yuki: Okay. let's carry a portable shrine while we’re at it

Nanase Riku: Huh!?

Yaotome Gaku: A portable shrine!?

Yuki: The NEXT Re:vale spirit has been ignited. We can't lose to Takanashi Production.

Nanase Riku: Our agency is amazing for setting Re:vale on fire ‼

Yaotome Gaku: How are we even gonna bring it to karaoke...? should we rent the place?

Yuki: I told you the NEXT Re:vale spirit is awake. we'll do it on the show

Yuki: Since it's the very last Rabbimini, let's gather all 16 of us and have a "Rabbimini Thank You Festival." what do you think?

Nanase Riku: Th-that's awesome...!

Yaotome Gaku: As expected of Re:vale...!

Yuki: If we're gonna do this then let's have a full-fledged festival. We gotta set up stalls, which ones do you want?

Nanase Riku: Ohhh!! I'm torn!! Maybe candy apples or baked potatoes...

Nanase Riku: Cotton candy!! I wanna make cotton candy!! i’m so excited to spin it around and make fluffy candy!

Yaotome Gaku: Then I'll make yakisoba! we did it in Rabbimini too. I'll cook up some delicious soba!

Nanase Riku: Yaotome-san cooking on a griddle, so cool...! ✨

Yaotome Gaku: Thanks. I think you'd look good making cotton candy

Yuki: I'll be in charge of the mask stall. Sitting sounds comfortable

Nanase Riku: Please make one of Kokona-chan too!

Yuki: Sure thing. I know a kid who’d be happy with it

Yaotome Gaku: Can you make Saddle man too? I know a few guys who’d like that!

Yuki: who...?

Nanase Riku: It's a character from a game Tamaki’s playing! 😳

Yuki: A game...? Is his face a saddle...?

Yaotome Gaku: You don't know "Seventh Riders"?

Yuki: I don't know... I wonder if they’re supposed to be riding something…

Nanase Riku: Yes! Saddle doesn’t wear anything on his head 😳 his face is half hidden though!

Yuki: he’s in a biker gang?

Yaotome Gaku: nuh-uh, It's not a bike it's a bicycle!

Yuki: he’s a pervert?

Yaotome Gaku: lmao

Yaotome Gaku: I'm explaining it poorly, but from an outsider's perspective he sure is a weird character lmao 

Nanase Riku: We have no other choice but to spread the word, Yaotome-san! 🔥

Yaotome Gaku: Yeah. Rokuya knows a lot about that sorta thing right? We should ask him how to spread propaganda

Yuki: that sounds terrifying... make sure the room is well-lit.

Yuki: But anyways, the Rabbimini Thank You Festival sounds like it'll be a blast. I'll talk to Momo about it and call you later

Nanase Riku: Yes!! Looking forward to it 🥳

Nanase Riku:

Yaotome Gaku: 

Yuki: 

[count-alucard-tepes]

Headcanons and a short fanfic for Takeshi Wakatsuki💪

He maintains a good relationship with his parents in his adulthood and often goes to see them.

He wants to get married and have a few kids.

He and Kanoh have recently become good friends and they hang out with Sekibayashi.

He loves barbecues and often hosts them at his home for his friends, no one touches the grill except him.

He has a dog, an American Akita that he cares a lot about and her name is Wasabi because she's spicy.

Trying something new...

"Yoga? I don't think our bodies in the state that they are...can handle yoga, Seki...let's reconsider", Takeshi said with a sigh as he looked at the flyer that Sekibayashi had handed to him.

"The boys and I always go for yoga once or twice a week because its relaxing and helps to loosen up the body...it even helps with injuries we've had...don't knock it out until you try it...you might enjoy it", Sekibayashi said a smile.

It took some time for him to think about it but he finally agreed, "...fine, I'll see you there at 6pm then", he said softly. He did want his ankle injury to finally heal and maybe this would be the key to his success.

He arrived at the location and a bit earlier than normal, "...you must be Mr Wakatsuki...Mr Sekibayashi told me you'll be joining us, I'm Y/N....the yoga instructor for tonight ", Y/N said with a smile as they offered a hand to Takeshi.

He smiled a little and very gently shook their hand, "nice to meet you, you can call me Takeshi...I have to admit, I'm a little intimidated, I've never done anything like this before", he said with a little blush.

"Most strongmen or bodybuilders are...but once you get into it...it becomes part of your life", Y/N said gently as they handed him a mat and let him choose a spot.

Soon Sekibayashi and a few other wrestlers arrived before they would start a light stretch and then getting straight into it.

Takeshi struggled a little but Y/N was there to help him position himself and he had to admit that they were pretty strong to be able to position him. By the end of the session, he felt more relaxed than he ever was and he had to admit, he actually enjoyed yoga!

He liked it so much that he signed up for his next class before he headed out, "....see, I told you you'd like it, Takeshi! Now let's go get dinner!", Sekibayashi said with a big smile before heading out.

Takeshi smiled a little and nodded, he stayed back for a little so that he could help Y/N pack up and close the shop since it was pretty late, "...Y/N, not to be too forward...but we're going out for dinner...would you like to join a bunch of rowdy men?", he asked with a small smile.

Y/N couldn't help but laugh, "Thank you, I normally do join Mr Sekibayashi and the others but I need to take my dog for a walk...I'll take a rain check".

"Oh? You have a dog, what kind if you don't mind me asking?", he asked as he had a dog of his own and always was intrigued to meet more people with dogs...also Wasabi needed more friends and so did Wakatsuki.

"He's a shy bull mastiff and his name is Tusk...", Y/N said with a smile as they took their phone and showed him a picture.

"Well isn't he just a gentle giant...I have an American Akita called Wasabi...", he said gently as he showed a picture of his little girl.

"..she looks like a firecracker...", Y/N said with a smile.

"That she is...if you don't mind...maybe Tusk would like to meet Wasabi at the dog park one day? I like her to socialize with more dogs", he asked a little hesitantly.

"Yes, I think he'd love that! Let me get your number and we could setup a play date...dog date? You know what I mean", Y/N did with a laugh as they handed him their phone.

Takeshi laughed and added his number to their phone before giving himself a miss call so he could save their number too.

He could hear the boys shouting for him outside, "...I have to go...let me walk you out...", he said gently as he handed him their phone back.

Y/N nodded and headed out with him, "...I'll see you soon then, Takeshi...", Y/N said with a smile before waving at him and then at the guys and then were on their way out.

Sekibayashi grinned at him, "...what was that all about? I'm sure it wasn't just yoga...".

He rolled his eyes in response, "...they have a dog and Wasabi needs more friends...that's all".

"And so does Wakatsuki...a girlfriend/boyfriend by the looks of it", Sekibayashi teased as they walked into the restaurant.

The rest of night, Takeshi ate with a constant blush and grumbled under his breath as Sekibayashi joked about him flirting with the yoga instructor and potentially having a date with them.

His phone would buzz and he would check to see a text from the yoga instructor, he smiled a little.

Tusk said he'd love to meet Wasabi at 10am at the dog park tomorrow if she is free🐶

He smiled and texted that Wasabi would love that...he actually looked forward to going out with the instructor and their dogs.

[just-another-author-i-guess]

A little collection of fun things Judd does

Tags: fem! Reader, mentions of drugs, alcohol, pyromania?, just Judd things yk, maybe he should be a warning in himself, there’s like one brief mention of sex, generally creepy behavior, Judd being an unironic edge lord, author was sleep deprived

Playlist: I made him a fun little playlist, I tried very hard not to be biased and add songs I actually think he’d listen to instead of just songs I like lol

But! if you’d like to listen to some of Judd’s jams, you can do so HERE

Summary: part 2 to my Judd hc’s, read part one HERE

Author’s note: this,, just came to me. I’ve been taking random thoughts I had about Judd and added them to a docs document, and would you look at that! These hc’s wrote themselves! I think I babygirlyfied him a little bit, but yk what? He is my baby girl 💪

Just Judd things

Word count; 1,9K

Judd birch is known for many things, one of them being his smell

He always smells a bit.. funny

Not bad, just kinda like raccoons and alcohol, it’s an interesting smell

Often he also smells like some kinda polish, either because he’s been polishing his car or his knives

I’m sorry if I ruin y’all’s illusion, but he DOES NOT shower unless absolutely necessary

He only really showers if someone (probably you or his mom lol) tells him to, or if he had a particularly sweaty workout

Also, he would never admit this but sometimes he showers just to impress you

Always carries that certain Judd musk yk

He’s also one of those guys who washes their face like once every full moon but somehow still has flawless skin

If you ever convinced him to let you do his eyeliner, he would also not wash it off, just let it sit there and bake unless you washed it off for him

Anyways

Judd is mean as hell, a gaping asshole in his own words

But, he does respect his family somewhat

Even loves them a bit, if he’s being completely honest

Especially Diane

He holds a strong sense of respect for his mom, way more than his dad

It’s not like he’s gonna stop making low key misogynistic jokes for shits and giggles, but he often tries to dial back the cursing in front of her

Like he values her opinions and praise of him the most out of his family

He’s also super protective, mostly of his younger siblings

Like I mentioned before, he definitely has that kinda “edgy” humour

The guy probably says a lot of controversial stuff just to get a reaction

He literally pretends not to be a feminist just to piss off leah

(In reality, he genuinely doesn’t give one single shit about feminism)

Likewise he also just disagrees with whatever his family says just because they said it

But he will not hesitate to physically or verbally beat anyone who starts shit with his siblings

Forget all about is asshole-ness and such, he will obliterate anyone who hurt his siblings

Only he’s allowed to fuck with them lol

When he told Nick “you’ll die when I say you die” he really meant it

He actually also values the raccoons quite a bit

When he goes on his drunken rambles, they’re always there to listen yk

He has friends,, kinda, like he has people he tolerates more than others but he honestly doesn’t mind doing things alone

He enjoys his own company

But also the raccoons

It’s like a mentally unstable girl and her support cat, Judd just has his gang of raccoons

(He tells them all his secrets)

I feel like he would genuinely enjoy the company of an animal way more than people, not limited to raccoons

But he’s not nice to them, he’s never nice to anyone he cares about

He’s just doesn’t grasp the idea, being nice verbally means nothing to him

He’s a man of physical and action-based affirmations

It’s the little things that counts for him

Unless he knows someone who values affirming words, ect his family or girlfriend, he will very rarely go out of his comfort zone to grant them such

He’s so awkward verbally stating his feelings too omg,,

“Dad.. I.. love you..?” He’s like that each time he tries to come across as sincere, it’s like he’s questioning it as he’s speaking lol

He was like that as a kid too, he’s always just enjoyed creeping people out

He takes pride in his weirdness

The guy is very morally grey, the only thing he truly wants ever is the cause chaos

Or inflicting stress/pain on his siblings somehow

He doesn’t rough Leah up like he would with Nick, but he knows just how to get into her head

That’s another thing, he knows everyone’s business

Literally

Between hiding in the vents, being the designated dealer in town and generally the quiet kid in school, he knows what everyone’s up to

Even Nick and Leah’s friends

Knows all their names too

His parents definitely took him to a psychiatrist when he was younger, he was a very difficult child to deal with

Think gremlin meets Chucky

That’s baby Judd

His parents supported him though, and still do

Elliot especially tries to take interest in whatever Judd likes, bands, movies, setting things on fire, ect

Also, music wise, I think he’d really like the misfits

Probably also three days grace and oooh, definitely rob zombie

He just strikes me as that kinda guy

But also, he doesn’t know shit about the hands he listens to

He doesn't care enough to get into the people behind the music, you could literally ask him who’s in the band who wrote his favourite song and he wouldn’t know

Takes the term “separate the art from the artist” to a whole new level

If he doesn’t listen to music, he’s the type of dude to literally put “horror movie ambience” or “pov you’re getting murdered asmr” on or whatever the fuck

Also, he’s the type to strictly listen to music on YouTube, with adds because he doesn’t want to pay

He only has burner phones anyways, so he has to listen to music on his computer or whatever, he has a shit ton of obscure cd’s in his car though that he listens to as well

And on the topic of phones, because of his less than usual choice, literally no one has his number

Probably only Leah has his number? I feel like he’d only give it to her and maybe his girlfriend if you’re lucky

Leah has to text him like “mom says dinner is ready in 10” or “dad told me to text you to please come home soon” stuff like that, and she’s so done with it

He somehow has everyone’s number though

You’ll randomly get a text if he needs you, and he never tells you who it’s from

He will literally text you “I’m in your house” without any disclosure

Maybe he’ll add a few blurry pictures of something in your house as well

Oh but if he’s actually trying to scare you, expect pictures he took of rotting roadkill or a bloody ziplock back or something he found

He just loves gore and violence <3

Another thing he really, really, enjoys is scaring people

He deliberately hides behind doors or curtains to scare his family, he’s also really good at just being super silent?

If he doesn’t want to be found, you’re not gonna find him

If you sleep over at his house and use the bathroom by his room to brush your teeth, the fucker will be standing behind you in the mirror when you come up from rinsing your mouth

He scares those he cares about, what can I say

Well he also scares everyone else, he’s kinda feral

As I said before, it’s not like he doesn’t socialise at all, bc like, he’s literally everyone’s dealer

Idek where he gets his stuff from, but everyone knows Leah and Nick as Judd’s little siblings because they have bought from him one time or another

Not only limited to drugs, he also always has alcohol

(He robbed a liquor store)

Somehow they never found out it was him?? Even though it’s exceedingly obvious and he keeps doing it every other week or so

Some of your dates casually turns into “hey let’s rob a store” and it’s actually so chill

As a consequence of his never ending supply of Jack Daniel’s, he’s like chronically hung over

Always kinda tired and complaining that his head hurts

Literally has a hangover 6 out of 7 days of the week

He also has a bit of a pyromaniac streak

Sometimes buildings in town just sorta,, burn down

I feel like people in town know it’s Judd, but the police force is actually useless so again, he never gets caught

Actually he got caught once, because he was high and accidentally left a lighter at the crime scene

It was before he turned 18 though, so he got no major consequences besides like a night in jail and being grounded for a really long time

I imagine that might have been why he ran away? Man’s didn’t want to deal with the aftermath of his own consequences

He actually really likes consequences of things, just not when it actually turns out to be inconvenient for him

But like, he’s really fascinated by watching things slowly unfold if yk what I mean

He’s quite a patient guy, he literally had the patience to train a whole ass battalion of raccoons

But my point is, he can wait a long periods of time while plotting his sinister plans

He’s a supervillain at heart fr

And as I said before, he exists to cause chaos

I feel like he would literally worship the chaos theory, and he would definitely mansplain it to you

Judd doesn’t believe in god, but he believes in the chaos theory

That’s probably why he’s so into horror, but like a certain kind

He doesn’t really care too much about paranormal or psychological horror

He still watches it, but it’s just not his favourite

What he really loves, is the gorefests

Murderporn if you will

He lives and breathes bloody slasher movies, where people get pointlessly murdered left and right

Literally the more gritty the better

Especially if it’s one of those where all the women gets murdered with their tits out

Horror movies makes him horny help—

No but actually, he’s so annoying to watch them with, because even if it’s a movie he likes HE WILL NOT STOP COMMENTING

starts muttering every other minute about how that flesh wound is not realistic and how it would actually look

How does he know this? You don’t want to ask

But back to the horny part, if you’re dating him, you almost always fuck to horror movies instead of music

If Judd puts on a horror movie, yk what he’s initiating

It’s either that, or he lets you choose the music in his car

Two very subtle, but yet very clear demands of what he wants

Another thing, he loves when you scratch him up

On his chest, on his back, anywhere

Just having those long, red nail marks on his skin does stuff to him

The same with leaving marks on you, he’s so into it

He needs you to be absolutely as bitten and bruised up as you can possibly be

And it doesn’t limit to you, no, no please, bite him back

He’ll love it

(People around you are slightly concerned)

Now I’ve just listed a bunch of things he likes, but like whatever he’s doing, he’s gonna seem super indifferent

He’s just,,, always scowling

My man’s not coded to show joy

Wait okay no, but like he can smile, it just looks unnatural lol

Sometimes, he even laughs (mainly when others are in misery)

But generally, he’s just pretty stoic

And also, he doesn’t truly have that many opinions on stuff

He literally doesn’t care, but that’s kinda expected for someone who’s biggest wish is to go permanently off the grid

Like, he could be delivered the deadliest insult ever, or see a house burning down or something and he would still be like ._.

It takes quite a lot to get him to move his face muscles, is what I’m saying

Generally, it’s gonna take a lot to get him to care about anything

Wow 🤩 more judd headcannons

These were a bit pointless ig, but I enjoyed making them haha, I hope you enjoyed it! And if you listened to the playlist, I hope that was alright too 💪

Tags: @dlfvrr @bxbyyyjocelyn

[mystoryfortheaudienceoftheworld]

It’s been 1 week (and 2 days) since I cam back to tumblr land with a determination to kick start myself back to a healthier life. As a quick recap – between now and the end of the year I am just focusing on my eating habits and portions – I am not going to stress myself out trying to kickstart a “eating” plan (I refuse to use the word diet ever again). Once the new year starts, I will consider options on a plan that best fits me to help me even more with my healthier life.

~Here are some takeaways as I think about last week~

🧠I forgot how much mental effort it takes when considering your food choices and portions. It really can be mentally draining and you could easily slip into “making yourself feel bad” for eating something the world doesn’t consider healthy. Thankfully, I didn’t slip into this mindset – but there where times I questioned eating something because of what other may think – but switched up my mindset because this is for me and nobody else.

🥗As for portions – I did make an effort to start smaller with my meals/snacks and if I still felt hungry I would allow myself to have a bit more. To be honest most of the time the smaller portion I had was just enough and I felt satiated. It was also nice to not finish the day fully stuffed or feeling heavy. I could tell instead of being tired from food from the day – I was just naturally tired.

🍎I also tried to incorporate at least one fruit as day – whether it is was with a meal or as a snack. My gravitation towards salty things is strong – I feel like having a bit more fruit helped me out. As it was filling and of course fruit is yum!

💪One of my biggest takeaways from last week is just feeling less bloated and rundown. I could tell my legs and feet were less bloated by the end of the day – and I could even walk around a bit more with out fully running out of breath. I mean don’t get me wrong – still have a long way to go, but I think by eating most of my meals from home as significantly decreased my salt intake – which is much needed.

💧How was my water intake you ask? Eh -I’d say I was at a 60% on top of it. I started of strong, but as the week when on I struggled to finish drinking  (my goal minimum) three bottles of water. Over the last year I got into a bad habit of not always drinking my water to avoid having to get up from desk and go to the bathroom LAME! Also, its hard to drink water when in work morning/evening traffic because it can take over an hour to get home and I don’t want a bathroom break along the way. I do have the Finch app and put drink water down as one my goals, but haven’t been good about opening up the app to click on it if I did achieve the goal. I am going to look for a different water app where I can add the ounces on as I drink to build to my goal – instead of just checking off as an overall. Maybe this way it will help me better see my drinking habits.

That’s about it for my reflection – Overall, I feel last week went well for a start off. I am motivated to keep going and most importantly just doing the best I can.

[ave09]

i saw your post and this is me coming through with a jerjor request 💪

ok ok hear me out…jack kelly x bowery beauty/actress reader? perhaps they meet while she’s rehearsing for medda’s show and he is painting backdrops?? i wanna leave the actual storyline up to you but fluff would be appreciated 😌 ok bye thank you i owe you my life

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jerjordan!jack kelly x reader

note: I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG! i’m literally so swamped with school and theatre and life in general! but i hope you enjoy this, and i am considering a part two so please let me know if that’s something anyone would be interested in!

her tap heels clacked against the hardwood of the stage, the sound echoing through the empty theater. 

or… at least she thought it was empty.

jack kelly stood in the wings unable to keep the smile off of his face as he watched the girl tippity tap across the stage with ease. 

he’d seen her around before. and damn, did he think she was admirable. always putting in the work, always pushing herself. she was a tough one. 

the spell she’d cast upon him snapped as she tumbled to the ground. before he could even think, he called, “youse alright?”

she jumped slightly, glancing back toward the voice’s origin, her face flushing with embarrassment. “yeah-yeah-fine..” she murmured, running a hand over her face.

jack quirked a brow, stepping out toward her. “youse don’t look so fine.” he said, plopping down beside her. she arched her brows, “what are you doing?”

“sittin’ here, what’s it look like?”

“you work here?” she asked softly, having never seen him before. 

“uh no, i means, i just do some stuff for medda, painting the backgrounds, more like favors.” she nodded slowly, taking in the features of the boy. he was boyishly handsome, a strong facial structure, unruly dark waves peeking out from beneath his flat cap. but it was the twinkle in his eye that she noted most. they held a sense of promise. a promise of what? she didn’t know. but she found herself never wanting to look away.

the clearing of his throat caused her to glance away, face flushing with a mix of embarrassment and something else… something she couldn’t quite pinpoint.

“youse.. uh… youse is good, ya know?” 

“hm?” 

“dancin’. youse is good.”

her face felt hot. “thank you.”

“you been doin’ that awhile?”

“since i was ten.” she replied. dancing had always been the passion. he arched his brows in surprise, “and how old is youse now?”

“why?” 

he shrugged. “maybe i’s just tryna make conversation.” 

“eighteen.” she hummed. “dancin’ for eight years, huh?” he let out a low whistle. “the hell you doin’ here at medda’s? don’t gets me wrong, this place is great n all, but you should be out in the big leagues.”

she scoffed, to which he arched his brows, “what? ya ain’t believe me?” 

“i’m not good enough for that.”

“not good enough my ass.” he shot back as she sent him a pointed look, “how can you say that? you’ve hardly seen anything.”

“i’s seen enough.” he refused to admit that he’d seen more than she believed. “you could make it big.”

“why do you just paint backdrops?” she shot back. he furrowed his brows as she continued. “you painted all those backdrops, right?”

“i’s did.”

“why aren’t you doing something big with that?” 

he pursed his lips. “this ain’t about me.”

“it is now.”

there was a sort of silence that enveloped them, nerves being struck in both parties. jack exhaled deeply, removing the cap from his head as he ran a hand through his hair.

“this is awkward.”

“it is.” she nodded, agreeing.

“can we’s… can we’s start over?” 

she glanced over him, smiling slightly as she extended a hand, giving him her name, “nice to meet you.” 

he scoffed playfully, shaking her hand, “name’s jack kelly.”

jack kelly. the boy who would become the one to steal her heart and heal her soul and save her in every sense that a person can be saved.

[myobsessionsspace]

Honestly, I don't even have anything to ask. I was just rewatching the flying yoga episodes a couple days ago. And Jikook were just fjqsmqlseifjk in this one. So cute. So soft.

Jimin looks SO FREAKING SOFT in this one, I don't get it, HOW ??? How do you do it Jimin? tell me your secret?

And Jungkook was so freaking cute, I want to cry. He had so much fun, and it was perfect for him. I'm so glad they had an activity that he was the one to chose.

That's it, that's the ask. I love them. I miss them.

Hi Lovely,

Thank you for this! Ugh, I love rewatching content to give me that serotonin boost🥹

The other day I was rewatching jikook’s vlog diaries they did and I was telling my friends how cute and awkward they were! Growing from young boys to seasoned industry men.

It’s so nice that they still have kept the essence of them no matter how many years in front of a camera.

Even when playing around they’re just 🥹

Like ‘Run! BTS’ has 150+ episodes and still years later, with the special episodes they did, it was just as fun, chaotic and just THEM!

That episode(s) you mentioned was soo fun! Like we didn’t get our pole dancing episode that was thrown out there, but this is kinda what I would have imagined that to be.

Like are we surprised Jimin, class president in school for years, was the one that did the demonstrations with the instructor?

Fetus 3J 🥹

Look at him 😩 Soft, yes, but firm and strong where it counts too.

Jungkook was in his element this episode as well. That guy is an energiser bunny for real! Was he still for more than a minute the whole episode?? I love him but lordy the members and Jiminie have so much energy for him 😅

I’d need frequent naps around his energy 😩

Mister ‘I can handle it’, having fun with his KooKoo San. Those two are a match in every sense😂

It was such a fun episode watching them all try, fail, succeed, have fun and look good 😜

This is why we love them, they make fantastic music, are smart, gorgeous and GOOFY😍

Namjoon & Yoongi giving perfection flying yoga 😂

I know the members, specifically Tae, Yoongi & Jungkook have talked about maybe an ‘In The Soop’ or ‘Bon Voyage’ after 2025, but I really need more ‘Run! BTS’ tooooo

In the meantime I’m still rewatching the episodes like you. I started but I’m only at like the 50’s so still lots to get through until our 7 return 💪

Thank you for this, loved it

💜

Run Episodes Mentioned/Shown

Part 1

Part 2

[justafairytailofinnocence]

Hello! I like your blog and saw that you write for Harry Potter.. if requests are open I might have some headcanons for Viktor Krum having a crush on Fred and Fred's girlfriend being jealous?

(For more context: Krum was visiting the school when the twins and y/n bumped into him and they (the twins) offered to introduce Viktor to the school) ps: If I'm not mistaken, the twins are 17 in Goblet of Fire :)

Hello dear 💖, thanks for your request.

Viktor krum is having a crush on you and you being in a relationship with Fred or George🎊💪👧

The year of the wizarding tournament had come, and two of the foreign schools had joined hogwarts for the year.

One of those being durmstrung, a school for the pure and ambitious. Viktor Krum attended the school. He was a champion in the qudditch cup.

He was walking down the halls of hogwarts, avoiding all the fangirls that approach him. When he bumped into you.

"Woah, easy there," Fred smiled as he helped you up.

Viktor quickly apologised "sorry, I wasn't looking where I was going--".

He took a good look at you and started to think of how stunning you looked.

"You're right, mate, names Fred, Fred Weasley," Fred greeted.

"Nice to meet you, Fred, and you are?" He turned toward you.

"Y/n l/n, I'm in Gryffindor," you introduced yourself.

"Ello' Fred, who's this?" George placed his arm on Fred as the two inspected Viktor.

"This ere's Viktor" Fred smiled.

"As in Krum, that'd right, your that qudditch star for the Hungarian team," George recalled.

Y/n wasn't entirely big on qudditch. She preferred to have her head in the books.

Fred and George asked, "we'll show you around" .

Viktor couldn't take his eyes off you, he was polite about it, he didn't want to come off as being creepy.

That was until he realised you were in a relationship with the twins. "Don't worry, love, we'll go study together, maybe teach the slytherins a thing or two." Fred pecked your forehead.

Of course, it was too good to be true. You were taken. To Viktor, he didn't show his slight disappointment but kept a strong expression.

Over the next couple of days, the triwizard tournament had come, and Viktor was selected.

When training had come around, he would spend his time trying to know you.

When the yule ball came, he tried to ask you, however, you were already going with Fred. So instead, Viktor asked Hermione.

During the night of the yule ball, viktor caught you alone. He wanted to tell you how he felt but knew it was harder.

He was close to you on the outside in the hallway. "I need to tell you something, I -" he spotted Fred out in the hallway. "I wish you a goodnight".

Fred called out to Geroge as they both asked, "There you are, come on love, we've been meaning to dance with you".

Viktor felt annoyed, annoyed in a reason that felt...possessive. He hadn't felt this way before, and yet he didn't wish to be selfish, and he wanted to understand that you were already taken. However, he couldn't help it, it was clear he was Jealous.

Viktor politely bowed and told the twins while hiding his annoyance. "I promise to see you again." he kissed your hand to give you a hint.

Viktor kept an eye on you. Throughout the yule ball, he danced with Hermione, well, until she went to see Harry and Ron.

You were rather happy that night and decided to head off to your dorm after.

Viktor, one day, caught you before the final challenge. He needed you alone and asked you, "y/n, I have feelings for you".

You didn't know how to react except say, "I'm flatted Viktor, but I'm in a relationship, and I can't betray Fred or George."

In the end, you both agreed to write to each other and keep in contact over when the term finished.

Anyways that's all for now:

Ta Ta ✨️