#nice lil bonuses

[aussie-bookworm]

So fun fact, I just discovered there are end credit scenes in ofmd season two

[call-me-pup2]

Always sort of wished I was cool enough to be a findom or even just ask for tips/gifts in general but alas the only thing I was gifted with is trauma around money so heaven forbid I would ever burden someone like that 🙃😂

Side note, I really really appreciate anyone that did send me gifts or tips, after I got over the initial gilt I felt so stinking special 🖤

[museaway]

I spy reaction emojis on my dash. please help me test by reacting to this post with an emoji, ty

(is this an april fool's thing?)

[inavagrant-a]

I stop posting consistently and now this account is overwhelmed by bots.

[kcrossvine-art]

Hey folks! Itsssssssssssss timeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee for another dungeon meshi cooking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Isnt that neat.

Its weird to think how long its gonna be before season 2 of the anime drops. Anyway go read the manga i promise you wont regret it. This ones from senshis lil garden on legs-

Today we'll be making Golem Field Fresh Veggie Lunch!

(As always you can find the cooking instructions and full ingredient list under the break-)

MY NAMES CROSS NOW LETS COOK LIKE ANIMALS

SO, “what goes in to Golem Field Fresh Veggie Lunch?” YOU MIGHT ASKIts vegetables, vegetable wauter, and not Much else! Knife is there too.

Head of cabbage

4 carrots

3 potatoes

2 onions

2 turnips

Thick slice bacon

Butter

Seasoned rice vinegar

I lied theres pork did you fall for it did u catch it.

AND, “what does Golem Field Fresh Veggie Lunch taste like?” YOU MIGHT ASKSon, have you ever eaten a vegetabel

Broth is surprisingly flavorful considering the limited spices and short cooktime

Potatoes are perfect texture for dipping

Cabbage absorbed a lot of the juices!!!

Was more impressed by the salad part of the meal-

The turnips need to be sliced enough to Barely see through, and the carrots julienned thin enough to be almost peels

And its this wonderful vegetable confetti tasteful in its simple pleasure

Rice vinegar of any kind will work, seasoned rice vinegar is just what i had

Salt both parts of the meal generously

In the future i wouldve shredded or cut the cabbage much smaller. We'll talk more on that later. Its also intentionally barebones with spices and oils, me using butter and rice vinegar is even pushing the limits of show accurate because in the show they used plain olive oil.

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From idea to execution, this was a very quick recipe. For starters, nothing gets cooked all that long (the water spends more time empty than it does ingredient'ed) and for lasters nothing gets cut all that much. It was tricky finding good sources for stewing a whole cabbage because most recipes call for either shredding or at least chopping smaller. And they do this for a reason. Its unwieldy trying to eat a whole half of cabbage, you never quite know when to start or where to start. Do you bite chunks out? Peel leaves? Spear it with other things? I dont know. I still dont. Im not a huge raw cabbage fan and it wasnt raw, but it wasnt transformed much either. Minimalist. 

This was a feast in the show and i bet that the freshness of the veggies were a factor, considering they were plucked fresh off the living rock guys. I wouldve killed to be able to brown the onions, roast the carrots, or maybe cube the potatoes (though the consistency was perfect for forking and dipping them in butter so! Bonuses.)

Oven roast bacon is a beloved treet for me. It seemed to absorb some of the vegetable broth and vice versa with the broth absorbing the oils from the bacon, which enhanced all the flavors. Maybe in the future itd be nice to try cooking the bacon a bit ahead, and then adding it to the pot while everythings boiling? Also adding a spritz of lemon juice to either/both is always nice!

I give this recipe a solid 7/10 (with 1 being food that makes one physically sick and 10 being food that gives one a lust for life again.) for its simplicity. With modifications like shredding the cabbage and more seasonings, it could become an easy 10/10. hit that like and subscribe or kill me

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Ingredients:

Head of cabbage

4 carrots

3 russet potatoe

2 white onions

2 turnips

10 slices of thick slice bacon

Butter

Seasoned Rice vinegar

Stew Method:

Preheat your oven to 400f. Line a rimmed baking sheet with foil and place a baking rack on top (alternatively you can use a rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper and no baking rack. but the baking rack lets the air circulate better and the grease drip off!)

Cook your bacon for about 18 minutes or until crisp. Flip halfway through.

Chop your carrots, peel and slice your potatos in half, and slice your onions into rings.

Get a large pot with a tight fitting lid, add water, salt, your carrots, your potato pieces, and your onions. Cover and heat to a low boil.

Cut the cabbage head in half down the middle. Once the pot is boiling, carefully add your cabbage to the pot and arrange the halves so theyre fully covered.

Cover and cook for about 13 minutes, the cabbage should be slightly crisp but have give to them. 

Remove from heat and laddle contents into a bowl, arrange some of your bacon along the sides so the fat and the broth mix :) salt and pepper to taste. And get a little saucer for butter so you can dip the potato pieces and/or coat the cabbage pieces.

Salad Method:

Peel your carrots and turnips. Cut off the ends of both. Julienne your carrots, and thinly slice your turnips.

Add your carrot greens (or your chosen leaf filler) to a bowl, then add your carrots and turnips.

Coat with seasoned rice vinegar, salt, and pepper. Thoroughly mix and enjoy :) 

[splataii]

so uh @b1ueprinc3 made a post and i was inspired to make this drabble.

pervert manager dabi x male reader

cw: sub/bottom male reader, top/dom character, dacryphilia, degradation, minor exhibitionism, groping

anyway dabi first meets you an just thinks ur so fucking cute. he just loves your enegry and attitude, and becomes a lil too eager to train you, always being a lil touchy. hes down horrendous, always grabbing ur ass to congratulate you for a job well done at the end of the day or whatever.

insists he a “hands on learning” typa guy. always grabbing you by the waist so he can grind his obvious boner against your ass as he scoots behind you. always grabs u by the back of the neck, rubbing a thumb up its side as he leans over your shoulder to look at whatever work has you occupied. grabs you by the beltloop when youre passing him so he can spin you around and tell you about this “important work related thing” while he keeps his fingers pressed into your hips.

he already thinks you look pretty good in the assigned uniform, but one day, he has the genius idea to spill some water or something over you so you're forced to change into a top that's a couple sizes too small (which he insists is the only available uniform, yes it's mandatory, no you can't go home and change).

he promises it was an accident, and that he’ll wash it for you (despite the fact you insist you can clean it yourself) but instead spends his time dropping random shit on the ground so he can see your pants strain against ur ass and the way your shirt rides up your back.

the liar also takes your old shirt to the backroom to fist his cock with, pretending it's ur fucked out face he's cumming on. you ain't never getting that shit back

speaking of jerking off, this bitch does it all the time. specifically does it when youre getting off break and heading to the break rooms, so you can hear the sound of him shamelessly moaning your name as he finishes to another one of his gross fantasies of you laying spread out for him in his bed. he exits the stall and smiles when he sees your face like its no big. always makes sure to give ur ass a nice slap and some half assed “work hard” crap before he leaves you totally embarrassed.

nyway he also a bit overprotective, never stepping more than a couple feet away from you while you're working with a customer, and even other coworkers. he knows people know how cute you are. why would he leave his sweet boy to deal with those random mofos? he just stands behind you glaring when he feels someone is getting too close. you get a little confused, when they eventually leave, terrified, but he's always there to comfort you. your ass is his, you don't need no one else baby<3

he can have a bit of a mean streak sometimes tho, stretching you thin. whenever you (expectedly) fail to meet his impossible deadlines, he’s teasing you. talking about what a dumb little boy you are. he could probably fire you, if he wanted to. but he wont. if you could do this one little thing for him.. he pulls you into an old storage closet, freeing his cock from the confines of his pants so he can slap it on your face and spread his pre all over your cheek and nose. he can't help it, you just look a lot cuter this way. besides, he knows you can take it. dumb little boys like you are only made for one thing. since you're such a bad employee, show him what a damn good whore you are.

dabi claims he's only mean cause he cares. boys like you need to be taught a lesson so no one can take advantage of you. but sometimes, he plays like he's gonna make you answer calls while hes spearing you on his dick, just so he can see your pretty tears as you shake ur head no.

once again, he can have complete one eighty's, giving you all these bonuses and gifts at work saying “you deserve it” and all that shit, but everybody at work knows the reason you get all this special treatment is cause he slutting you out behind closed doors.

at the end of the day, you’re really just dabi’s personal whore. and everyone knows it.

[thegreatnpowerfulspuukiiz]

lowkey very much highkey wish they put the movie versions of some of the songs on the soundtrack even just as lil bonuses bc im obsessed with how the “gooooo” notes just keep stacking and how you can hear when each brother joins in.

also i know everyone’s been memeing bitty b’s singing voice for it just being JT pitched up but i genuinely like it?? 😭 like yeah ik it sounds a little weird but i genuinely think it sounds like the kid they got to voice bb’s speaking lines and i unironically sing along to the actual song in this pitch just bc it’s easier for me to hit (i can’t sing low lmao) plus i think it adds a nice soprano sound when the boys are all singing together and makes the harmony feel fuller.

ALSO WHY TF DIDNT THEY PUT THE PRACTICE VERS OF PERFECT WITH POPPY ON THE SOUNDTRACK ITS SO GOOD PLUS I LOVE THE PART WITH THE DOUBLE “rewindddd” and poppy’s sassy lil “a-rewiiiindUH”

AND HOW DAREEEE THEY NOT PUT SWEET DREAMS ON THE ALBUM???? it scratches my brain sooo well and it’s one of the only songs from the twins that you can loudly and clearly hear veneer’s voice!! like i can hear him in the other songs but he’s singing bass and vel’s so loud that she sometimes drowns him out (not saying i don’t love her voice bc it’s AMAZINGGGG)

anyway that’s it’s that’s the post i need band together to go ahead and come to streaming for FREE bc i’m insane.

[another-delta-lover]

-THIS POST IS BASED ON @jamisonwritestf2trash 's post about Meet The Medic!!!-

(This post is heavymedic btw, I'm not doing an actual analysis XD) (ISTG IF TUMBLR MESSES UP HOW I PUT THE PICTURES AGAIN I'M GETTING MAD)

I just wanted to tell u all the way I see the Meet the Medic video and the way Heavy and Medic interact, headcanons n stuff:3

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Look at them. I like to Imagine that this trailer is the first time heavy and medic actually interact in a friendly way. I believe that Heavy and Medic didn't interact in any way besides professional stuff until this trailer, so Medic is trying to be cool and funny, trying to impress heavy; while heavy is just enjoying the moment, enjoying himself and making a new friend (And after, a new husband).

(The way medic uses his body(hands) to express himself makes him look so friendly and silly, and the way his hands are animated (the way he holds heavy's heart) IS SO DETAILED???)

2-

first, look at this part. The way medic looks at heavy, with shinning eyes, a smirk, one of his eyebrows being lifted up. He just wants to impress heavy (in my opinion), he wants to look cool, the cool doktor dude, and heavy, of course, agrees with that.

Heavy is happy to be there, to listen to medic. He really likes him, indeed.

They are having quite a nice moment, but then!...

They get interrumpted!. Medic was way too focused on being cool and friendly, and of course, on heavy; While heavy was focused on his new (boy)friend. Medic is now distracted and can't be the cool dude!! (Archimedes you're embarrassing him!)

3-

Medic looks really pissed, like how a kid would be pissed on his mom walking in while they're playing in the room with a friend they invited over XD. He even look a lil frustrated because his lil child interrumpted his (date) meeting.

(I'm so sad there isn't a good frame where medic n heavy are angry at archimedes, but anyway.) I love this so much. The way they look so pissed because archimedes interrupted them xD ; Heavy is more like, annoyed, than angry or pissed, but anyway.

4-

I absolutely love how OFFENDED heavy looks when Medic calls his insides filthy; and how 😨 Medic looks.

I feel like in medic's mind, he just fucked up; he insulted his (crush) NEW FRIEND?! He can't believe he just said THAT?!, after all, heavy's insides are beautiful and clean! 🙄

5-

Medic now is just INSANE, but EXCITED!. He enjoys this moment... He just let his real personality put. Heavy looks concerned and confused, but he is clearly not judging. It is just new for him and he's learning about medic.

(WHY YOUR LEGS SPREAD OPEN LIKE THAT GIRL CALM DOWN) medic is enjoying himself a lot here, he almost looks like he has completely forgotten heavy's presence (me when I'm talking about my hyperfixations suddenly forgetting about people's right to speak lmaooo); in the other hand, heavy looks kinda... Uncomfortable, but even so, he's trying to play along, laughing (even if it's awkwardly).

Btw, THE WAY medic's hands (specifically his fingers) are animated it's SO COOL!! He's holding everything so ~ peacfully ~ I LOVE IT.

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Not much to add here! I just love heavy's " :< ?" Teehee

Just look at his expression and the moment. The way medic is smirking with his eyebrow up; while he has the blood of his (LOVER) new friend all over him... In my opinion, this part is when Medic accidentally reveals his actual personality, how crazy he is (for heavy). If I was heavy I would've DIED. (Literally).

And that's it for now! I'll reblog this adding some bonuses of my 100% professional analysis teehee. I'm so obsessed over this tbh, imma redraw some of these!

[aroacesigma]

U SHOULD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i adore ff15 i've played it like four times and have a save file that has nearly (Or maybe even over now?) 300 hours in it.

like the game does get HEAVY at points (esp if you play some of the dlc. episode prompto and episode ignis are. ouhghhghghg.) but its pretty lighthearted despite it. the boys have a lot of fun banter (unfortunately a lot of the world banter just. stops triggering once you enter the post-game state? its sucky. i miss prompto's silly comments...) and there's a lot of cute little details.... also you can customize the car :)

the endgame got a little rushed due to like. development constraints and stuff (the dlc (the cancelled episodes aranaea, noctis, and lunafreya) and the endgame kinda got expanded upon in a book that came out. i forget what it's called but i've been meaning to get my hands on it to read) but despite it it's still a really good game, the last few chapters of the story just get a lot more linear compared to the massive open-world. also a lot of the heavy-hitting bits happen in the last parts. its sooooo.

i don't want to spoil it but like the endgame chapters are some of my favorite parts despite how bashed it gets online (mostly bc of the rushed development showing the hardest in them) like.................... augh.

it is very sweet tho u get to see noct, prom, iggy, and gladio's relationship and how close they are (noct & prom are best friends from high school, iggy basically grew up w/ noct (and i think gladio kinda did too but came in later than iggy did) - they're all in like their 20s during the games events i think. like noct & prom are 20, gladio is 23, and iggy is 22) like. its so . im insane abt this game obviously skjdghskd

everyone has their own little unique thing too. prompto does photography (and whenever you rest at campsites/hotels you get to look thru the photos he took since you last rested!!!!!!!!!), noctis fishes, iggy cooks, gladio is an outdoorsy kinda survival guy . sucky that gladio's skill doesn't have an interactive component like the other three's but he gives some nice lil bonuses as you level his skill >.>

also i think noct is like. canonically disabled. bc he got injured as a kid and i think was in a wheelchair for a lot of his childhood and to this day like. has issues w/ his back and legs hurting him . also he's prone to nodding off a lot so like . chronic pain & fatigue represent ig skdghsdkg

ALSO FUN FACT FLORENCE + THE MACHINE DID A VERSION OF STAND BY ME THAT REPRESENTS NOCT'S FEELINGS FOR HIS FRIENDS BC HE STRUGGLES TO VOCALIZE THEM . <- sorry i just think everyone needs to know that fact

wait this sounds so fun WTFF sadly it sounds like my computer would shit itself and die also

[nikatyler]

Zeph 1.0

can't believe that yesterday i was like eh i'm not sure about that armor, it looks so good on them

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oooh a pretty evil lady!

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same girl, same, about everything that has ever happened to me

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it's been 84 years (more like 16 hours) but i'm finally opening bg3 again ✨

i think i'll do some more goblin camp shenanigans today if possible 👀

ohhh right. essentially i've already murdered like half the goblin camp so now the other half of the camp is trying to murder me, huh?

Me: "ah yes I'm far enough" *the explosion hits Zeph and Zeph dies* *reloads* "ah yes now I'm definitely far enough" *the explosion hits Zeph again and Zeph dies again*

"yeah we've got this" *the entire party dies*

Fucking gnolls man

yeah it's been a long bloody day

HELLO SAY THAT AGAIN

hUH

jesus christ this man is h🫣rny

Okay so I'll go watch a baking show with my mum in a bit and then we're going back and doing da thing 😏

Sorry for not giving updates if you were looking forward to them, anyway a little thing I love is how everyone sleeps on their back. I do that and apparently that's weird to everyone around me? 😂🤨

I will literally be in my bed like 🧍‍♂️

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newest development in my bg3-rotten brain

did i mention this game is doing things to me because it is doing things to me

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Anywayyyy you know what time it is 😌

I may have just spent an hour organizing everyone's inventories and figuring out who gets what armor and all but we're good to go now I think

Explosive shrooms, yay 🤩

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I'm 💀💀💀 I need to go to bed lmao

Okay so basically what happened um. I don't know how but it did. So I wanted to help Astarion. But I clicked the wrong thing. And I pushed him off the boat. And he died.

I RELOADED BUT HOW DID I EVEN DO THAT 😭😭

If there's one thing about me it's that I'll accidentally murder my favourite vampires

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I love Zeph so much they're so prettyyyyyy

Kinda wanna make a modern day version of them in ts4 and have them interact with my other characters. They'd fit right in

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hole hehe. hole

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my bi ass is having a bit of a dilemma rn

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gay gay gay they're in love your honor

HELL YEAH KISS

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Raw footage of me during my latest combat

I was actually so stressed dude 😭 thankfully we made it through but ahhhhh

Does anyone else apologize to the characters when they get hurt? Like sorry lil guy in my computer I'm sorry I'm putting you through this I promise you'll make it out I PROMISE ah fuck you're getting hit again oh no sorry sorry ahhhh

So uh. The adamantine forge fight huh. 🙂

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Granted it doesn't count ts4 correctly rn probably because I haven't updated yet but…yeah 😅😅

(also I have way more hours on ts4 actually, this is just since Jan 2023, I played through Origin/EA app before and then switched to Steam for reasons)

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my fucking thoughts exactly, i hate this battle 😭😭 on a real note i relate to him so much when he's whining DUDE WE LIVE

i should've known he wouldn't take that as a good thing lmaoooooo dude creases when you smile is the biggest compliment smh

FREN!!!

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oops

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I'm sorry what

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pwettyyyyy

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I'm sensing that I may have messed up real bad in Last Light Inn yesterday...ooops

I should've reloaded to see if things could turn out differently but I've done a lot afterwards, idk if I wanna go back now 😂 No spoilers pls, that's something for me to figure out in my next playthrough

"ooops" people DIED 💀 people i had previously saved died 💀

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You're never gonna believe who I murdered again

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I'm fucking crying I need you to resurrect him you moron stop shaming Zeph for having a sex life Update we are so back lads

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Funny how fast I went from "I think Zeph is mostly good, they just want to get rid of the parasite and help people along the way" to "actually fuck it darling you're so right some power would be nice"

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Crying laughing sending this to my sibling who's in art school. On point

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"eh we'll be fine i don't need bonuses" *rolls 1*

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daddy Ketheric omg💀💀

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uh anyway

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this is the best they are the best 🥹

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Don't be upset, I will reload, just don't be upset with me pleaseeee 😭

The "please a videogame vampire at all costs" disease is real I'm afraid

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Uh oh it's almost 3am, tomorrow will be an eepy day, well it's worth it

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I'm so close to having a funny number of hours played 🤭

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Killed the workout, now let's kill this guy that I struggled with for half an hour. Almost killed my whole party in the process so I quit and decided to kill my legs instead 😂

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[yudol-skorbi]

Hi I love your steddie art 🥹🥹 your lil eddies speak to me!! Wondering if you're still drawing for your ~eddie has a crush on Steve pre upside down~ bc his intense blushing and faces in that and the other hellfire kids just 😙👌 i love it i love it i love it

aAAA thank you so much and YES i am still working on the last part of this series (plus couple of bonuses) it is almost finished actually and it took more time than i originally planned simply because i have two jobs and easily distracted :/ ah and it is also longer than previous parts. So for all of this nice words let me share some spoilers (i will finish it eventually i swear......at least there is workless holidays ahead......)

[aldieb]

i’m off work for the holidays now ay ay ay. this is so spoiled but i’m on tenterhooks abt whether we’ll get bonuses this year bc nonfiction continues to be a shitshow and my boss sent me a nice lil message saying if i want anything for my apartment kitchen let him know and i’m internally like “🥺👉👈 how about [redacted] dollars”

[fictionalfantasies]

The Zodiac Series: Book 1 - Capricorn - Bonus Content #3 (on Wattpad) 

Yep! You read right, another BRAND NEW bonus chapter for Capricorn because I’m so nice. If you’ve read the other bonuses and finished the story, its ok to read. If not, don’t it’s full of spoilers!!!!

https://www.wattpad.com/1294223359-the-zodiac-series-book-1-capricorn-bonus-content-3?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=FictionaIFantasies&wp_originator=H9ma7vwBjw092VqS89jcEjsA2Aws2JWSMdWbkQTYYu0QWgKoO1JN2ueVTocUtFYNqe6c7%2BRE7xT%2BtamhHuFIfHNaTCIUo42I2Wmp5e1TxQYRoL9WnFyuN2Lf0B4%2BwrFR 🥉3rd Place in Chick Lit at the 2022 Clouded Ink Awards🥉 🥈2nd Place in Chick Lit at the 2022 Rose Gold Awards🥈 🥉3rd Place in Chick Lit at the Red Carpet Awards 2021🥉 ✨ December 2021's "Who Said" (Female Lead) Reading List Selection by NewAdultReads ✨ ✨October 2022's "Soundtrack" Reading List Selection by MusicAmbassadors ✨ ✨November 2022's "Novel" Reading List Selection by WattpadLitFic ✨ ✨ Black History Month 2023 Feature by KimberlyWesley ✨ Adena Capricorn is proud that she's successful at only 23 years old. She's an art dealer at one of the most prestigious galleries in Manhattan. This Capricorn has it all, a great job, great girlfriends, and a loving husband. Until her world crashes down when she finds lipstick on her husband's shirt and finds help and solace in the most unexpected of places. How would a Capricorn handle this situation? Genre: Romantic Comedy/Chick Lit Rating: R (for language, strong sexual content) Starring: Aaliyah, Craig David, Taye Diggs Aesthetic: late 90s, early 2000s r&b/hip hop, aaliyah, biggie smalls, mya, lil kim, new york city, urban, present day, black art museums, african art #1 Rankings In #BlackFanfiction 🥇 #BlackDrama 🥇 Cover by @ShyGuySamurai * This is Book 1 of "The Zodiac Series" What's your zodiac sign? Are you an earth or water sign? Are you crabby like a Cancer or a headstrong bull like a Taurus? Whether you believe in astrology or not, the day you were born determines your zodiac sign and that can determine who you are. This practice has been around for eons. Your sign can determine who you are compatible with, your positive and negative traits, goals, and personality, even right down to a small detail like why Aquarians eyes always have that dreamy look about them. Each sign has a character, every character has a story. Is their story similar to yours? Or the opposite? ♈️♉️♊️♋️♌️♍️♎️♏️♐️♑️

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

guys im laughign so hard at this like

okay backstory is that @gallusrostromegalus​ bought a truly buckwild amount of stuff for holiday sale/guest room decoration so i thought itd be nice to make/include a few lil bonuses into the order right? 

So I sewed another chorb on the train and he turned out pretty good if a little lopsided. Fairly easy to put a pack together to start and finish the project on a 2 hour train, you just need the cut darts, felt accessories, some pins, fabric glue, stuffing, thread, needle and scissors right?

he’s got a lil goofy face. pogchamp.

but the funny thing about the creation of the train chorb is THIS selfie

where it looks like I’m using this little creature, this little creation by mine own hand, as a 

got damn wizard orb/ magic focus 

casting beams and casting beams and casting beams of chicken I guess??? I spose I’ve always been whatever artificer class is irl but this is fucken hilarious to me. 

[grailfinders]

Fate and Phantasms #247

Hoo boy.

Yeah, not gonna lie, this one was kinda tough. But here's our take on Arjuna Alter. Y'know, the physical god who can stop the world and let people get off. He starts off as a Fighter just like the original, because we are powerbuilding a lil here. Then things go sideways and he becomes a Fiend Warlock so he can feed on his enemies as he destroys them. Finally, he becomes a Divine Soul Sorcerer to focus on that whole "destroying enemies" thing.

Check out his build breakdown below the cut, or his character sheet over here!

Next up: Big wheels keep on turning! Carry me home to see my- oh, oh god, I'm so sorry.

Race and Background

Original flavor Arjuna was a Genasi, but tbh eating an entire pantheon like a Golden Corral special changes you. Just enough to make Arjunya a Custom Lineage of his own. This gives him +2 Charisma, Darkvision to dunk on mere mortals, and the Fey Touched feat. He has absolutely no dealings with faeries, this is just for the +1 charisma bonus, plus one free casting of Misty Step and Compelled Duel per long rest, plus you can cast them with spell slots later.

He is still a Noble though, that's History and Persuasion proficiency.

Ability Scores

Arjuna's magic comes from within (the gods he ate), so that means we're hyperfocusing on Charisma, and that means we're starting at an 18 in this score. I know, I know, the guy who minmaxed the planet is himself minmaxed? Shocking. Or I guess maxmaxed, his weaknesses are also pretty big. After that is Constitution. You don't die when you die, that's pretty tough. Your Dexterity is next. Your skin's probably pretty tough, but I'm pretty sure "dodging" has been forgotten, since it's not resetting the world or breathing. Your Strength is good too, though we'll be using explosions more than punches. Your Intelligence, then Wisdom are the lowest though. You don't really notice things too much, and you're terrible at insight checks. You thought Douman was a good advisor. Douman. Fucking Douman.

Class Levels

Fighter 1: Starting off as a fighter is pretty nice, you get proficiency in Strength and Constitution saves as well as two fighter skills. Athletics will make up for us not being able to invest in strength as much as we'd like, and Animal Handling will help us ride a horse when we murder our half brother. You also get the Archery Fighting Style for a +2 to ranged weapon attacks. Specifically weapon attacks, so this won't help much later, but that's true of literally all the fighting styles, so w/e. Slightly more useful is your Second Wind, spending a bonus action to heal a bit. Hope you like it, this is the only healing feature we're getting this build!

Fighter 2: Second level fighters can use an Action Surge to make two actions in a single turn. As a god, you should be able to cast two spells at once. As a treat.

Warlock 1: Speaking of, let's cast some spells with Pact Magic. This lets you cast spells using your Charisma, and you get the spell slots back on a short rest. For example, you can use Blade Ward to defend yourself, Eldritch Blast to destroy your enemies, Hex to do slightly more damage on each attack, Eldritch Blast to destroy your enemies, Burning Hands for a bit of flavor, and Eldritch Blast to destroy your- you're gonna like eldritch blast a lot this build. We're also going pact of the Fiend. Arjuna doesn't make a deal with any devils (aside from Douman), but it'll help us metaphorically eat your defeated foes (Or literally, flavor's free) thanks to the Dark One's Blessing. When you reduce a hostile creature to 0 HP, you get temporary HP equal to your charisma modifier plus your warlock level. A maximum of 7 HP per turn isn't much, at high levels, but you're probably gonna get it every turn.

Warlock 2: Second level warlocks get Eldritch Invocations, special bonuses for eating all the gods. Agonizing Blast adds your charisma modifier to damage done with your eldritch blast, and Armor of Shadows lets you cast Mage Armor for free on yourself, giving you a near-permanent AC of 13 plus your dexterity modifier. You can also cast Command, in case any of your underlings get ideas of "free will" or "not following your clearly suicidal orders".

Sorcerer 1: Now that you're all full up on god blood, it's time for the meat and potatoes of the build as a Divine Soul sorcerer! You're Favored by the Gods, letting you add 2d4 to a failed save or attack once per short rest. Obviously you're perfect though, so it's not like you'll ever need this, ha ha. You also have Divine Magic, which mostly just means you can pick your Spells (that you cast with Charisma) from either the sorcerer or cleric spell lists. You also get Bless for free, so the rest of your party will be a bit better just by being near you. On top of that, pick up Thaumaturgy to act like a god, Toll the Dead to punish people for daring to have less than full health, as well as Resistance and Guidance to make your own saves and checks a little bit better. For first level spells, Silvery Barbs is just good, forcing weakness on your foes and then letting you punish them for showing it. Very on theme for Arjuna. Also, Chromatic Orb. Throw a planet at someone, flavor it how you want, very nice. Also, your cantrips level up here, since they grow based on total level. That means your Eldritch Blasts have two blasts per blast. I'll get into why that's good in a bit.

Sorcerer 2: Second level sorcerers get a Font of Magic, which means you have sorcerer points equal to your sorcerer level. They refill on long rests, and you can use them to create spell slots, or use spell slots to make more points. Again, more useful in a bit. Also you can cast Inflict Wounds. It's a good damage spell, you're a good damage dealer, it works.

Sorcerer 3: Okay, time for all that explaining I promised. But first, you learn Metamagic, letting you customize your one-person war against the gods with extra effects on spells. Quickened Spell lets you cast an action spell on a bonus action, though you can only cast one leveled spell in a turn this way. You also get Empowered Spell, letting you re-roll a couple damage dice, just in case your "end the universe" spell doesn't land on all sixes. Speaking of Spells, you get Aid, letting you give yourself and two other allies extra HP. Sorcerers do not have the kind of hit dice we want on a berserker, this'll help. Okay, now for the big damage numbers. Eldritch blast: good, up to 2d10 force per turn. add in action surge for another 2d10. Now quicken one for another 2d10. Plus we're using agonizing blast, so that adds 4 each hit, for +24 damage. Hell, let's be spicy and prep first with a Hex for another 6d6 damage. That means we're already near 80 damage average at level 7. And it only gets better from here.

Sorcerer 4: We finally get an Ability Score Improvement, so we can max out our Charisma for more damaging and more accurate Eldritch Blasts. And other spells too, I guess. Speaking of, Thunderclap is a good replacement for a more physical "throw a planet at people" attack, and Scorching Ray is nice for when you need to multitask killing people.

Sorcerer 5: Fifth level sorcerers get Magical Guidance, spending sorcery points to re-roll those ability checks you totally aren't failing. Also, of course we're picking up Fireball, what do you think we're doing here? Not getting fireball?

Sorcerer 6: Sixth level divine souls have Empowered Healing, letting you spend SP to re-roll dice used in a spell that heals someone once per turn. I mean, you're not gonna use this a lot, but it kinda works with Vampiric Touch I guess? The warlock thing we got earlier is nice, but sometimes you need actual health, and this spell lets you attack over and over again for a minute, healing yourself by half the damage you inflict each time.

Sorcerer 7: For your fourth level spell, we have got to go with Banishment. So, let's talk a second about how Arjuna's gonna end the world. In game, he ends the world and starts in again at the same place, minus all the people he doesn't like. Now, ending the world at all is a little bit outside the range of a D&D character, unless your DM is very generous with the Wish spell, so instead we'll focus on what it looks like to people within the world. Namely, people just no longer being there. And when it comes to people no longer being there it's hard to beat Banishment. It yeets a creature back to its home plane (or another one if they're native to wherever you are), and if they're in their home plane for a minute, they stay there. No muss, no fuss, no evil people blocking your path. Plus you can twin it to get rid of two people at once. Hold on. I mean...

Sorcerer 8: You can twin it for two targets! With this ASI, we're taking the feat Metamagic Adept for two more sorcery points and two more metamagic options. Like Twinned spell, turning a single target spell into two-target one, and Heightened spell to force disadvantage on the first save made against a spell. There is only one save made against Banishment. You do the math. You can also use Dominate Beast if you don't want to get your hands dirty. Just send in a couple Maha Naga to take care of things.

Sorcerer 9: Fifth level spell time! Get Flame Strike. We got the unpersoning, now we're just here for the damage.

Sorcerer 10: Tenth level sorcerers get more metamagic, so let's use some Distant spells to keep distance between us and the peons we're destroying. Also pick up... Sacred Flame, why not, and Dominate Person to keep your servants under your control.

Sorcerer 11: For your sixth level spell, we're foregoing the typical big damage spell for Fizban's Platinum Shield. You're a god, you'd better have defenses like one. This gives you half cover, resistance to common elemental types, and evasion. Just. The feature, evasion.

Sorcerer 12: Speaking of defenses, use this ASI to become Tough, for 32 HP now, and an extra 2 hp every time you level up. Again, sorcerer hit dice aren't great. Now they're okay.

Sorcerer 13: You know how I said it's hard to beat banishment? Well, Plane Shift does it. No more minute of waiting, not dealing with the natives like usual. One hit, one failed save, and they're trapped in the nine hells. And if they don't know plane shift themselves? They're stuck. Forever. Also, you know how I said we were foregoing the big damage sixth level spell? I lied. Swap out Banishment for Disintegrate. Force a dexterity save, and if they fail, they take a ton of force damage. If that drops them to 0? Gone.

Sorcerer 14: Fourteenth level divine souls have an Angelic Form, letting you spend a bonus action to grow wings. While they're there, you have 30' of flying speed. No limitations, though they do go away if you're incapacitated.

Sorcerer 15: Your final spell is the eighth level Holy Aura. It'll make you and your allies a little bit better for up to a minute. Creatures you choose within 30' of you shine with light, have advantage on all saves, and other creatures have disadvantage on attacks against them. On top of that, fiends and undead hitting them have to make a constitution save or they're blinded. You're just better than other people, sorry to the mortals.

Sorcerer 16: We have one last ASI here and we're not really hurting for anything... let's just bump up our offense. A lot of your firepower is literal fire power, so Elemental Adept wouldn't hurt. Your fire spells now ignore resistance, and 1s you roll on damage dice count as 2s. If they had this in force, you'd bet I'd be taking it. Also, this whole "better world" thing is taking a while. Let's drop one of those low level spells and pick up Haste to speed things up a bit...

Pros and Cons

Pros:

I'll admit this is kind of a power build, but why wouldn't it be? Every part of this build combines into making you a terrifying orbital cannon, launching down massive spells from above to wipe out the opposition from above. One of your biggest weaknesses is your AC, but you can fly and give yourself half cover, so it's not that big an issue. Oh right, and the damage! Your full barrage of eldritch blasts is now a total of 12 in a turn, for 12d10+12d6+60 force/necrotic damage. That's an average of 168 without any critical hits. This just removes creatures.

Damage aside, you can remove people from existence if you get close enough. With a maxed out casting modifier, a heightened spell, and silvery barbs, that's gonna be tough to beat. Like, ending campaigns tough.

Even if your DM sends snipers after you, you still have ways to heal by dealing damage. Every time you knock out a creature, that's an extra 7 HP to chew through. And with almost 200 HP plus whatever you're willing to spend on Aid, you'll have a lot of chances to use it.

Cons:

Your entire kit is dedicated to combat. The only real utility options you have are your flight and plane shift, so if you're in an RP heavy campaign you might get bored.

Also, if you get caught on the ground or a low level your AC almost guarantees you're getting hit. A grand total of 14 is not good.

You also have a very low wisdom score, so you might have trouble telling friend from foe. Remember Douman? Remember how you trusted Douman? That's mechanically enforced.

[mishkakagehishka]

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