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#genshin impact#genshin impact spoilers#fontaine spoilers#wriothesley's story quest spoilers#wriothesley#pov: you got fucking slammed into the ground#ngl i wish that were me#hohoho he looks so pretty when he bares his fangs and anger#anyone help#i need to punch a wall or a pillow or something#he makes me act sooooo normal
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fun fact, when mlp first came out in 2010, I had an entire comic I'd been drawing by hand with markers about my pony ocs which were guards in the royal castle. I still have the original 62 pages. fucking insane. anyway here's redraws of two of them lmao
Garden ("En") the "painted pegasus", who's mother was a zebra and who's pa was a pegasus. he was protag of the comic and YES I shipped him with princess luna WOOO LETS GOOOO
this guy was actually a background character more than anything. he was used here and there but he wasn't one of the central characters at all, he was friends with two other captains who WERE central characters. but I popped off with him so-
BEHOLD!! OLD ASS ART... FROM MY BEGINNER DAYS....
#mlp fim#my art#pony ocs#in case you wanted to see how far we've come WHOAOA YEAAA#anyway. u can do anything if u wish it. make comics even if theyre bad. make them even if theyre good#ngl i was rereading it and there were parts in my little comic that still make me laugh#so!! as long as you like your own work#you will always have at least ONE avid reader
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Who is going to tell Kana that girls can indeed kiss other girls
#I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THEY ARE DOING THIS TO ME#oh lord don't let any of them end up with aqua when they can be together#i can't believe they're pulling the 'i wish you were a boy' shit right now#the way i am not making this up i swear#kana you have more chemistry with ruby and akane than with any man#she's going through a phase (heterosexuality) it's called comphet#oshi no ko#kana arima#akane kurokawa#kana x akane#idk the shipname ngl#kanakane
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Do you come here often?
#4 minutes#4 minutes series#jesbible#greattyme#tymegreat#gay#bl drama#boys love#flirting#jes jespipat#bible wichapas#4 minute sepisode 6#episode 6#gifs#mygifs#bar#// nice line Tyme hehe#well.. it worked#so i guess bravo to you#(tho admittedly#probably would've worked on me too#ngl)#(on another note#i wish these were a bit more contrasted#and vibrant#but im not about to remake this set now#busy day ahead#maybe if i feel like it#i'll tackle it at a later date#tho surely i'll just end up forgetting to haha)
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Vincent Price and Charles Laughton - The Bribe (1949)
#vincent price#charles laughton#the bribe#i wish i were he so Vincent can get all upon me like that 👀#fuckik#so sexy#classic movies#film noir#hes sooooo#i need him#HIM#bicon#bisexual#this is kinda hot NGL#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#my gifs#gif set
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MOMMY SORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY-😳
my soul is all yours 😳👉👈
#this design for her#gggggodss marceline as a proper antagonist....#perhaps step upon me just maybe???#suck my soul out???#demolish me entirely???#WAIT WHATS GONNA happen to baby Finn??? 👀 is he gonna become a vampire too & become a vampire vampire slayer or something?#I would LOVe a vampire Finn design- show me him!#I thought hunson abadeer was gonna be the ruler but no its the lion guy! wish the crown changed his appearance though im ngl#that was the one part that was a bit dissapointing#seeing her holding down PB like that had me like 'god I wish that were me'#seems like lion man adopted her instead of Simon in this universe & that he stole the crown? would love to see someone speculate on the AUs#mine#op#adventure time spoilers#adventure time#adventure time fionna and cake#fionna and cake#marceline#marceline abadeer#marceline the vampire queen
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"Suddenly the world was gray and dull and my heart was so heavy I felt like I couldn’t move, let alone make it back to Treasure Town. But because of Echo’s last wish… I was able to keep living.”
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SORA : (Partner)
Abilities: Justified / Inner Focus
Nature: Gentle / Hardy
Moveset: Aura Sphere / Metal Claw / Poison Jab / Dragon Pulse
#It's my baby girl!! My sweetiepie!! Sora the light of my life my bestest girlie#Her own character sheet to go along with Echo's since I had so much fun making that one and obvs Sora needed to be given as much love too#Sora learned Poison Jab as a riolu back when she was mistrustful towards Grovyle and wanted to thrash him around#nowadays she feels bad about knowing the move when her intentions for learning it were to get an upper hand against him in battle#but she also refuses to unlearn it and keeps it as a reminder that sometimes your own expectations about others are wrong in the end#plus the idea of someone as sweet as Sora knowing a poison-type move just makes me go crazy. did you expect a fairy type move or something?#Cause no. She'll literally stab you to death with literal poison because she can if you upset her or Echo.#And to anyone wondering about the large scar on her tail... yes it is literally a hand-print courtesy of Dusknoir#insert the universally traumatic “YOU TWO ARE COMING WITH ME” classic Dusknoir villain-arc moment#(he then proceeds to grab Sora by the tail and drag her into the dimensional portal but she struggles and he loses patience)#(so he unleashes a point blank will-o-wisp that causes so much pain she is too busy recoiling and screaming to make an escape)#Hey Dusknoir it was kinda f'ed up to permanently scar a kid like that ngl not your best decision I hope it doesn't haunt you forever#Echo still hates him for it and I'm not sure she'll ever let that particular event go even after they reconcile#also I gave Sora the ability Justified because of the implications that her partner is a dark-type and she also has darkrai-related trauma#the idea of her attack stat raising if Echo accidentally hits her with a move??? like Sora is so scared her stats literally go haywire#that's my idea of angst and it keeps me awake at night#sora/lucario#Team Wish my beloved...#pmd ocs#pmd eos#pmd2#explorers of sky#my art#click for better quality tumblr compressed it like garbage D:
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Ok. I have listened to the people. I have watched the thing. It is very wholesome.
Kazu comes home. He is hopeless and tipsy. And he swings between excited and wasted.
#I am SICK of Miri’s voice ngl#I know kids are loud. And make a mess of EVERYthing. That’s why i stay away.#But for Kazurei ; I made it to the end#They are precious#Rei is so cute I love this guy#He has 0 human skill and still is effortlessly hilarious and a little cutie 👏💖#i wish we had more of their relationship bc they have sth really special#They never question their trust in each other like it never crosses their mind. They disagree almost all the time but they never part#It’s more natural than breathing. They’re always saying stuff like « it’s not fit to involve other people in our way of life »#it’s not even an option to live apart. They clearly will spend all their lives together#Except that scene it’s so weird when Kazu says « hum with Miri gone we don’t have a reason to live together anymore » lol man#Not as if you guys were already joined at the hip before meeting her. But I get the «the family life changed us now sth’s missing#and it feels incomplete ». But still guys. You are soul mates.#Also the « of course he comes with me. He’s my partner. » line 💕💍#even if at some point they meant to part ways ; really they can’t be separated.#kazurei#No homo daddies#Buddy daddies#kazuki x rei#Domestic gays
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Kinda wish Nevermoor could have been written 20 years ago so we could have a movie adaption in the early 2000s that’s not plot accurate but by god does it have the vibes down
#nevermoor#does anyone else get what I’m saying. do you see the vision.#I miss when fantasy movies were shot on film </3#I am worried that the Nevermovie is not going to have a good look or vibe :(#I need Silverborn news to happen to distract me from my constant ‘woe is me’ line of thinking re: the nevermoor movie#but also I need a Nevermovie mention. hoping for one during December/January press tour 🤞 for that monkey movie lol#I wish gil kenan was the nevermovie director ngl. his movies are whimsy and I love when he tells stories through shadows. hall of shadows!!#michael gracey if you give me some purples blues and orange in the nevermovie then maybe I will consider a 5 star rating on letterboxd
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Hihi! Do you have any Missouri design? I just think his scarf is very cute and he is very silly!! Or maybe some Kentucky, if you have the chance? She's one of my girls, very tomboyish, but I'd love to see your interpretation >:]
I hope your wrist gets better soon! Make sure to rest often. It's good for you ‼️
I've seen your tomboyish Kentucky yes!! My gf was a big fan of it tbh so you've got my approval 😼 I've been trying to make a Missouri design for a long long while but nothing really came to mind 😔 but @halcyonlauren helped me quite a bit with forming some ideas for him!! So enjoy, Missouri fans 🐶 I forgot the scarf tbh so apologies for that
#wttt#welcome to the table#welcome to the statehouse#ben brainard#wttt fan art#wttt headcanons#wttt fanart#wttsh#wttsh fanart#wttt missouri#wttsh missouri#wttsh fan art#wttt midwest#ngl sometimes i look at vintage cozy storybooks and im like man. wish that were me fr#like peter rabbit or other fairytale stuff#artstyle so cute! i feel like i could actually figure that style out tbh and i wonder about trying it out sometimes
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congrats to seventeen for winning album of the year and artist of the year awards :)
#idk! me! <3#seventeen#svt#oh im so proud#me and my friends were watching it live and were praying and manifesting for this#and i'm ngl#bawled#like fr like a baby cried#twice#oh woozi#i mean all of them really but#woozi :(#obviously he's my bias so seeing him cry just#punch in the gut#like#oh my goodness#woozi and cheol really have been doing this half their lives#and then yesterday was woozis bday and he wins these awards with his brothers#oh how i wish hannie and jun were there :(#but god#i'm so#augeh
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Valentin Da Silva | 177/??
#Cyberpunk 2077#Valentin Da Silva#Aldecaldos#Masc V#Nomad#Screenshot#Virtual Photography#AHGHF He looks cute in that even tho it's not something he'd wear normally GFHHGF#also cackling cause-- I wasn't planning on popping an april fool mod at all#I never did in the past and was just going to chill this year too#but remember that ask I got about Valentin's wilding outfit#Thinking back on it it's obvious people were getting bored again cause that whole ask was lowkey ridiculous#and I jokingly thought about how people would allow him to only wear stereotypical french stuff since he's half French (other half spasnish#that's how it came to be LMAO#Ngl I was waiting for one cringe fandom person to come into dm with a -oh that mod is racist actually- cause y'know#NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE ME LMAOOO#I say that but I already know there's some people out there who genuinely think that#wish they download Lokiina's grass mod To Touch Some#ANYWAY Bon poisson d'avril comme on dit ici <3
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my biggest regret in life is not watching haikyuu sooner 😭😭
#haikyuu#hq#haikyu#haikyuu!!#i hate sports or hated sports atleast so i didnt even like consider watching it#me wondering how they could drag out a volleyball tournament over 4 seasons#but now me wishing there were more 😓💔#ngl i wish i had a haikyuu cringe era in lockdown cos i feel like that wouldve hit#I had an obsession with TROLLS. during lockdown so
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i know it's probably a bad idea to date someone based on a shared hyperfixation but i really wanna date someone based on a shared hyperfixation
#okay not REALLY but it would be cool to date someone who also likes cartoons in general and wouldn't judge me for my strange addiction#the addiction being ed edd n eddy of course#i know its pretty normal to be into anime these days and i mean i can maybe work with an anime gf#but i dont watch it and dont really want to start....maybe for the right person.....#disney is a hard no though#honestly im cool being single but it is getting a bit boring ngl#i was on a couple dating apps recently and jesus christ they were so bad i deleted my accounts within 24 hours#nothing but polyamorous shenanigans#“i have a husband but im looking for a girl for myself”#✋😑 keep lookin babe#im not gonna play second fiddle to some family guy pj pants wearing wannabe twitch streamer with dirt under his finger nails#anyway ill shut up now#im going out dancing tonight and i know im not gonna meet anyone but i need an excuse to dress up#wish me luck🤞
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Mixture Of Headcanons - Maxime Le Mal
Requested by: Nobody
Warnings: Sexual headcanons below NSFW cut
Readers Gender: Gender Neutral
Fanfic Type: Headcanons
Fanfic Genre: SFW and NSFW
Word Count: 737
A/N: As I'm writing this, I feel a tad embarrassed and confused that somehow a badly written French cockroach villian man pulled me out of my 2-3 year writer's block. Wtf-
Anywaysss, onto the regular headcanons and some relationship headcanons, a mixture of things.... for this whimpy whiney shit (I say this lovingly.)
[Headcanons and some ramblings in the tags contain some spoilers. If you haven't watched DM4 yet feel free to swipe by this]
SFW
• Mans will not shut the fuck up about himself, how great he is and how everyone else fucking sucks and he's perfect in every way. VERY sassy, self absorbed, snobby, has anger problems (obvious), and secretly clingy. He thinks he's the shit. You'll just have to... "indulge him" by listening to every small thing he got bothered by that day. Every little thing can set him off. Cannot let grudges go.
• Obviously his thing is that he talks with his hands... a lot. It's one of many ways to tell what type of mood he's in at that moment. Frantic, heavy hand movements, and fingers twitching? He mad. Quick bursts of movement, doing quick little claps and finger tapping? For sure in a good mood.
• Maxime cannot hide his emotions, like at all. One of his weaknesses. He's VERY animated with his body language and voice.
• Many people will not agree with this one, so bare with me. From my own observation he has many traits and behaviours of someone who has a undiagnosed narcissistic disorder, or some other type of undiagnosed personality disorder. [This is just a headcanon of mine please don't jump me- 😭]
• By his fascination and obsession with bugs, I wouldn't be surprised if he was autistic or ADHD... or not, idk. He kinda act like me fr.
• I can imagine when he was still partly cockroach he wore gloves due to increased sensitivity, before the transformation he only wore them as a fashion choice. After AVL de-transformed him, they couldn't reverse everything. What was left was the antennas, some of his strength, and the heightened sensitivity - even afterward he still continues to wear gloves to prevent himself from overwhelming his senses.
• Seen many people theorise that Maxime feels phantom pain often and a great need to spread his non-existent wings and extra limbs after the de-transformation. It makes a lot of sense... It's quite interesting, as sad as it is...
• Fixing, fiddling, and tinkering with anything is one his ways to calm down, also could be considered a type of stim. Uses his cane for the same purpose. Maxime has to fiddle with something in his hands or he'll get absolutely fidgety and agitated with the extra amount of energy he has built up. Often wants someone to be by him as he tinkers and talks away.
• Has a fine taste in fashion (maybe not the giant ahs green coat he has.. but it find it cute.) The outfit he has at the end of the movie though? GAWDDDDDD where do I ever start? BLUEEE IS HIS COLOURRR. (Alsoooo I 100% believe his outfit was inspired by Balthazar Bratt, btw-)
NSFW below the cut! Don't read if it makes you uncomfy.
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• Soooo his voice... he's well aware people find accents a turn on, so uses it to his advantage when he sees fit ...And on his partner especially (let's just pretend Valentina isn't in the picture). Often when he wants their attention he slows his speech, making sure to drag out every word he says as he flirts with them, letting his French accent go on full force - seeing if he can get any reaction of them. As he does he impulsively switched between English and French. If his partner don't know a single bit of French.... Just for fun he'd speak so many dirty words to them in French, often leaving them confused trying to figure out what he just said to them. If they do speak French like he does, it's fair game. If he doesn't get a reaction out of his partner, he'll keep being persistent til they do, the man does NOT give up easy. (Being mean and teasing his partner is 100% his love language.)
(If his partner have a voice kink, and Maxime finds out, good luck never having a moment of silence ever again-)
• Maxime's kisses are so divine. IT'S not because he's french and that's the stereotype... But he certainly does live up to it. How he kisses his partner can determine how he's feeling in that moment, either wanting attention and love from them... or more, his kisses leaving them a gasp every time. There's never a dull moment, especially when he dips them out of nowhere to give them the best french kisses... Also best be careful, he bites. ;)
• I can see him being the type of man to not rush things, but make it so painfully saken slow for his partner til they break and can't stand it. He loves to be in control, and controlling when his partner can have what they desperately need for some sort of release... He thrives off of it. Torturing them and watching his partner squirm and beg is one of his greatest pleasures.
(If his partner "wrestles with him" and wins, which most of the time unlikely... Maxime's all theirs, their in control now. His partner can do whatever to him.... But careful, he likes to fight back.)
• Will make his partner suffer by making them watch him please himself, knowing how much his partner needs him and want to please him as they watch, struggling to stay put. He just smirks and chuckles the whole time, his accent tickling his partner's ears, adding even more to the torture and pleasure they'd feel later on.
• With how expressive he is, he does not hide it at all in the bedroom. From groans, moans, growls, whines - this man does everything. He feels no shame showing his partner how much they affect him. The look of amusement that covers his partner's features hearing him being so loud gets him even more turned on.
• Is very grabby. By the end of it his partner will be covered in scratches, bruises, hickies, and bite marks. Maxime is surprisingly stronger than he looks, easily pinning his partner down with his skinny frame. Can grip too hard sometimes. When this man gets horny.. HE'S horny.
• Maxime's antennas are extremely sensitive... According to him in DM4. I can imagine them being an extremely sensitive erectile zone if rubbed just right. Depending on his mood it can either go both ways - a wholesome cuddle session with his partner... Or they'll be in either of each other's lair for the rest of the day not leaving the bedroom.... His partner is in for an aggressive, loving ride. I can imagine his antennas twitching more too.
• Maxime is thicker than most. Has an average length just enough to be comfortable with, but his girth will definitely take some getting used to at first. It starts curved upward from the middle, has many veins and textures for his partner to experience.
• Is a very cleanzy man, trims himself quite nicely just enough to have lovely peach fuzz.
• If his eye twitches when he's angry..... Imagine it twitching as he gets close, ahahahah...
• Again, WILL NOT, shut up. Not a single moment will there ever be a silent moment. Talks SOO much shit, so much filth it can honestly get overwhelming with how much he is saying as he pounds into his partner. He's such a little shit as he does this. He knows exactly what to say to get them squirming, whimpering and their blood pumping.
• It's hard to understand him half the time - his English words getting mixed with his native tongue French. In the heat of the moment it's incredible to see, seeing him get so into the intimate moment between his partner that his words get all jumbled up because of them~
A/N: I have so many more ideas and theories for this french fella. I may or may not write more.... If the people demand for it... 👀👉👈 (Hold me accountable plz I'd hate to go into an writer's block again-) I'm pretty rusty from writing atm I'll probably rewrite this a bit later.
#as a despicable me inthusiast#was slighty disappointed in the fouth movie ngl#the intro the ending and maxime were all peak#really wish Maxime got more screentime#as unique as he was... he was so badly written it made me cringe#but i love this character anyway#hes such an irrogant ass wish the writers played that up more in his humor..#maybe made him more fucked up as a villian#the potential we couldve had#still was a fun movie though#was also sad to see dru was completely out of the picture :(#sorry for rambling lol#maxime le mal x reader#maxime le mal#despicable me 4#despicable me 4 x reader#NSFW&SFWHeadcanons🔞✨
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Gabriel in 5x19: Hammer of the Gods for ♡ Slutty White Shirt Saturday ♡
#here's 11 gifs of my beloved#ngl that third gif has me SWEATIN 🥵#god i wish that were me#if they weren't COWARDS they would've shown the whole thing#this scene is much hotter without sound#i don't need to hear about the horseman's rings just show me ur pretty face and slutty chest#gabriel spn#slutty white shirt saturday
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