when the first thing your long lost husband does with his son is brutally murder over 100 people
it’s gonna take a while to clean up
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house md wildest show on earth. a main character outright assassinates a known dictator, a moment that would be the very beginning or the mid-series crisis in any other show - an act which creates a power vacuum in a foreign nation already filled with child soldiers and genocide, and it's literally only brought up again throughout the season because that guy's wife divorces him over it. and occasionally to explore his relationship with who he is as a person and a catholic after having deliberately taken a life for what he calculates as the greater good, but mostly it's about his divorce
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kon coming home one day: yo who tf is that
tim: this is my new brother
9yo dick, sitting on Tim's lap, eating spam masubi: hi. want to kill tony zucco with me?
kon: ... sure?
You know I had to google how big a 9 year old is and I still think I made dick too small but whatever lmao.
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I love my weird little mountain town for many reasons, but a good example is that there's a woman who walks her dog by my house every day wearing a variety of 17th century dress and bonnet garb, and I legitimately don't know if that's because she's an actor at the Shakespeare center working on a play set in that era, or if she's a reenactor at the 17th century German living history settlement/farm in town, or if she just relaxes in that style of clothing every day for the pure pleasure of it.
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"...you could never have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!"
Okay but like. What if Thor had died? Not by fratricide, what if he'd just died? Because there's no other siblings (officially...) and even if there was if Odin wants to skip an heir he'd have to think up a reason or admit to literally centuries of lying to everyone, and it's not impossible that both Odin and Thor could die at the same time so like... they actually could have had a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard. And there doesn't seem to have been any plan to avoid that so...
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another day wasted playing skyrim
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People will often say, 'If you could be with Lincoln for dinner, what would you want to ask him? What would be the unanswered question?'
And I know I should be asking him, 'OK, suppose you had not been killed, how would you have dealt with the South? How would you have dealt with Reconstruction and all the controversies that arose?'
But I know that if I really had him for dinner one night, I would simply ask him, 'Tell me a story, Mr. Lincoln.' Because then I would see him coming alive.
He laughed so hard when he told one of his funny stories, his eyes would twinkle. And then I'd know that the Lincoln I knew -- who was somehow able in the worst days of the war to dispel the anxiety of his Cabinet members by his humor and his life-affirming sense of storytelling -- then I’d know I would have seen him alive.
-Doris Kearns Goodwin, Presidential Episode 16
This was where I had to stop the Lincoln episode at the end of my commute, and as I pulled into the parking lot I said to myself, "Wow, that's lovely." A little schmaltzy, perhaps, but I think it gets to the core of why people study history. Sure, there's the intellectual impulse to analyze and understand events with the benefit of hindsight, but deep down, the heart of historical study is a desire to connect with people. To bridge the gulf of time and space and get to know people despite the fact that they lived in a completely different century.
History's not just dry lists of dates and names and theories. It's people. It's personalities. It's quirks and memories and stories. It's knowing that a historical figure isn't just a face on a monument, or a source of information, but a guy who can tell really funny stories. And I wanted to share this quote because it really understands the humanity of history in a way I rarely see expressed.
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Civil War's world is confusing. New York is regularly getting bombed by IEDs but four star hotels are open. DC is a war zone but the successionists are California and Texas. Cars are being abandoned on the side of the road but wifi is somewhat a thing. The NYT doesn't exist but there's dozens of American journalists with jobs AND INTERNS.
I understand the world doesn't immediately end during civil wars but if they wanted to tell the story of Jan 6ers vs the they/them army, why not have it set in Oregon where there are a lot of far leftist and far rightists together? With that state being really the only one that's messed up. Are Texans flying drones across Appalachia? If we can have an iron dome over Israel I feel like we could keep DC stable, much less the CULTURAL CAPITAL OF THE WORLD.
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my brother in niche history degrees... we must keep going (east asian history major)
your brother and i are holding hands and spinning. people who studied american history DNI!!!!!!!!!!!
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goose you're making me want to go sit in graveyards
DO ITTTT go get u a ghostie boyfriend or girlfriend !!! heuhuehuehuehehuehue
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I'm as sceptical of Tom Brevoort's X-Men reboot as everyone else, but can't we wait until the issues or out or we at least know who the creators are before denouncing it as a total dumpsters fire?
I get the concern. Brevoort's record at Marvel is inconsistent at best. He oversaw Hickman's FF and Avengers, Ryan North's FF, Ewing's Ultimates, Gillen and Ribić's Eternals, and events like Secret Wars and Judgement Day. He also oversaw Slott on FF, Aaron on Avengers, and events like Civil War II and Secret Empire.
But as patchy as that record is, I'm just counting my lucky stars that it wasn't Nick Lowe taking over.
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