#newborn monkey's

[franeridart]

I love dragon btw

[12joshua]

Can't keep them anymore due to work so they are Looking for a caring new owner.

Rehoming Fee: $250

Vaccination: yes

Age: 4 months

Breed: monkey

Gender: Both Male and Female

[m1nsur0]

Denizens of Spring

[Sun Wukong & The Destined One]

[sualne]

right under my eye

[newkatzkafe2023]

How would the boys react to their newborns using their laser eyes for the first time?

-😘

Oh my god-Bob Parr Mr incredible

(Lmk Wukong) He is so freaking stoked, his little girl was recently born and she is already gonna do great things. Wukong was watching the cubs while you were finally getting some sleep, but suddenly one of the cubs hiccup and shot a laster though the ceiling! Wukong jaw dropped to the floor at what he witnessed, and soon silently squealed in joy he couldn't wait to tell you😄

(MKR Wukong) He was taking care of your newborn daughter, while you finally get some rest after hours of child birth. Wukong felt all smug when you gave him a bunch of cubs, that was until his little girl shot lasers into the ceiling. Wukong was frozen in shock at what he just saw, then he started to smiled happily as his youngest took right after him. Now he just had to tell you about it.

(NR Wukong) Was very excited and mildly nervous about the cubs being born, but he loves them neither less. The cubs prove to be quite a handful with their cries and excessive energy, the final blow being their early bloomer powers. One of the cubs' eyes shot a laser into the roof, leaving a giant hole in the middle of it. You were their to see that to as you both look on in shock of the situation infront of you. Now maybe you should consider seeing of your home insurance covers lasers.

(HIB Wukong) Very Impressed and also very very nervous, his cubs were born a few hours ago but now he learns they may be early bloomers. It happened when you were sleeping after hours of childbirth, he took watch of the newborns. Then suddenly he found himself dodging all of the laser beams from each cub, Wukong looked on pale as they put a holes right though the roof. Making Wukong feel joy and dread at the messes he had to clean.

(Netflix Wukong) After hours and hours of childbirth, you gave birth to a bunch of health little cubs. Now, while you got some well-deserved sleep and rest, Wukong got to excitedly brag about himself to his newborns. Quietly telling them stories until one of them sneeze and shot a laser into the skies, making Wukong feel pride as the cubs take after their old man.

(BMW Wukong) Do you know how smug and egotistical he's gonna be, when he finds out how many cubs he just knocked you up with. Then when they were born they were quite Noisy but soon enough, you all fell asleep something unexpected happened. When Wukong took gaurd of you guys one of the cubs had shot a laser into the sky shooting down a bird, while they were at it. Wukong was ecstatic and felt so much pride by his cubs new abilities.

(Destined one) the destined one would be in for a shock of a lifetime, when he finds how big his new family is. The Destined one was quite happy to have a bunch of cubs, that was until he found out about their powers. One of the cubs laser eyes almost took his head right off, when one sneeze and shot lasers. His new family life had became a whole lot more evenful.

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[quesocheeso]

i love that so much lol we keep making fun of the telenovela drama that is azure trying to pursue wukong when we could have also been writing people trying to court mac lolololol double the drama double wukong's stress levels XD

really glad you enjoy the worldbuilding asks cuz your au is so much fun to hear more about <3 even if most of them are pregnancy logistics lol

IVE BEEN SAYINNNNN

Telenovela drama off the roof

And look I have so much more worldbuilding lying around but I had so many asks in the inbox that were just about how Xiaotian was born that I just cracked my knuckles and went “it is time” y’know,,, I swear there’s more than just the pregnancy pls believe me😭😭😭

[moongothic]

There is something funny to be said about how both Dragon and Crocodile are like 2½ meters tall, they are massive fucking men. But Luffy's 174 cm, that's the height of a regular ass person. Which makes him 80 cm shorter than his dads, nearly a whole meter in height difference

Which makes me wonder

Was Luffy a regular-sized baby by our standards but absolutely itty bitty tiny when compared to his dads (like he would've fit onto Dragon's palm), or was Luffy a massive ass fucking baby who came into the world huge but didn't actually get the Huge Motherfucker-genes from his parents and just stayed short

[natjennie]

julia's charlie brown btw. if you even care.

[bitchapalooza]

Usopp being a dad while the rest of the crew tease him for the domesticity he’s fallen into 🥺 (WIP)

[siixkiing]

“Hello sweetheart, you must be hungry after that nap?”

Reaching out to pluck the newborn from the little nest, gentle as he cradled her close to his chest as she chirped. Little claws rubbing her eyes as she slowly began to rouse, bright greens staring at him before those same hands reached for him. A soft smile blossoming to life as he brought the little one close, letting her cuddle against his face — cooing and chirping back to the young cub.

Her parents would be back soon, having gone for their own meal while their baby rested in the nursery. Letting her little mouth latched around a finger and suckle softly which in turn made him smile more. Humming softly as he summoned up what he’d need for her meal as he cradled her in a protective manner as he worked.

[angstandhappiness]

@exactly-another-one-piece-blog His first victim was his own father

LMAO YES

I love dragon btw

[12joshua]

Beautiful baby love playing and is in search of a good home with love kindly inbox me with your location for more details

[harpygon]

nothing brings a late 19th/early 20th century latinist as much joy as writing „a first latin reader“. Except maybe doing it badly.

[sualne]

vampire terminology used wrong

[newkatzkafe2023]

How would the Sun Wukongs react if female Tall!reader gets pregnant but pins them to the wall, towering over them while saying, “You got me this big. You’d better take responsibility. 😏”

There's nowhere for them to run😉

(Lmk Wukong) Wow that question had stunned him into silence, like it was that sexy. Wukong would be honestly buffering looking between you and your baby belly, he did that a tall giantess like you. He must be blessed so of course he will take responsibility, after all he's gonna want more where that came from😉

(HIB Wukong) You would have him drooling especially once he gets a look at your pregnant belly. He honestly thought he wouldn't get this far with you, but here you are towering over him with that nice big baby bump. You would have him wandering how many cubs are in their and it seems to get bigger and bigger everyday, so yes he will take responsibility. You also really shouldn't tease him by with holding your birthing hips and thighs, that's what got you in this situation in the first place.

(MKR Wukong) His jaw was on the floor upon seeing that pregnancy belly, and it was huge too. This whole thing would actually be intimidating if it wasn't so sexy, with him looking up at you with a seriously red face. You look so hot with your armor and pregnancy belly, he just can't control himself sometimes. You a powerful and deadly goddess want to have his baby, and even want him to take responsibility. Yes please as the questiona repeats in his head

(NR Wukong) Ohhhhh my if he wasn't immortal, he would have died of pleasure and joy. He would be drooling and panting and howling at you, the second you flash that nice body and pregnancy belly. You were so hot and sexy when he first met you, but here you are towering over him so.......fiercely he really couldn't help himself. Now you are engaged to him and expecting a bunch of baby monkeys in a few months. He could be happier with this his fracture pelvic bone was totally worth it.

(Netflix Wukong) The look on his face is priceless 😆, he got a face full of pregnancy belly before looking up at you. You.....Your both are gonna have a family, after centuries of being alone your giving him a gift he couldn't be happier. Now as for what you asked of him....with a purr of course he's gonna take responsibility he worked way to hard to just let you slip away from him. He's ready to take on whatever you got in store for him.

(BMW Wukong) Oh god yes, a billion times, yes your pregnancy is the best thing that happened to him since his Mutiple immortality findings. The fact that you fractured his pelvic bones was absolutely worth it now that he has a few heirs on the way. He'll take responsibility by marrying you to make it official because their's more where that came from, that's for damn sure🤤🤤🤤

(Destined one) The blood in the Destined one's body traveled up and down his body, looking up at you. Your goddess like appearance and kind heart of course he fell in love with you, he was so in love you both got a bit X-rated in private. Now here you are with a nice huge preggo belly all because he couldn't help himself, the Destined one can be a huge freak when he wants to be. You just need to flip the right switch and he will be eating out the palm of your claws.

(Lotmk Wukong) Oh god something your gonna break his brain for good, towering over him showing him his handy work from a few months ago. Wukong's whole body would be shaking violently because of not only the question, you asked him but the fact that fact that he got a lady pregnant. His tall beautiful strong mommy who babied him for ass long as he can remember, with this he vowed to be the best husband and father ever. First he needs to make you nice and comfy 🤭

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