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moongothic · 10 months ago

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There is something funny to be said about how both Dragon and Crocodile are like 2½ meters tall, they are massive fucking men. But Luffy's 174 cm, that's the height of a regular ass person. Which makes him 80 cm shorter than his dads, nearly a whole meter in height difference

Which makes me wonder

Was Luffy a regular-sized baby by our standards but absolutely itty bitty tiny when compared to his dads (like he would've fit onto Dragon's palm), or was Luffy a massive ass fucking baby who came into the world huge but didn't actually get the Huge Motherfucker-genes from his parents and just stayed short

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Crocodad #I'm just saying if Luffy was itty bitty then keeping that pregnancy a secret could've been easier #Like. Yeah Oda could pull another ''Rouge who was 20 months pregnant was thin like a rake''#But I'd rather he didn't #And if we can find an excuse to how Crocodile could hide a pregnancy in plain sight for a considderable amount of time #Then yeah. Him being huge (even pre-HRT) (he better have been huge pre-HRT. Oda I will beat you up) with a tiny baby could work #The real point of this post however was indeed the idea that Luffy could've been an itty bitty newborn compared to his dads #Like the size of a kitten by our standards #Yeah. That mental image is something #(Sidenote Dragon is appearently 31 cm shorter than Garp too)#(So it seems like the Monkey Family be shrinking) (If Luffy ever has a kid then the kid will be less than a meter tall eh)

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