#new inventions

[we-are-all-nobodies18]

Damn right we're gonna get blueberry slushy .

[filosofablogger]

Let's Start The Weekend With Humour!

I always think of Friday afternoon as the beginning of the weekend, and just as I always kick off the new week with Jolly Monday humour on Monday mornings, I thought this week we’d kick off the weekend with a bit of humour from over at Sally’s Smorgasbord on this Friday afternoon!  This week, Sally hosted author Danny Kemp who came prepared with some funnies guaranteed to bring a chuckle or two! …

[pjharvey-moved]

i found out recently that the guy who invented love languages was a sexist conservative who basically did it so he could tell his wife "see, your love language is acts of service so you can keep doing all the dishes, and my love language is physical touch so i just show love by having sex with you" men are lame as fuck!!!

[mint-fixates]

There's this weird take I've seen floating around on TikTok that Bill doesn't actually care about his family/dimension or Stanford at all; that we're supposed to take everything in TBOB as non-canon basically because he's lying to garner sympathy from reader to make a deal with them. I'm all for having your own interpretations of media, but I just don't think this idea that Bill is a completely heartless unfeeling creature is supported by canon at all. In fact, it kind of feels like the opposite of the point of the book.

Like, yeah, most things Bill says should be taken with a grain of salt because he lies a lot, but he's not actually a very good liar? It's usually pretty easy to clock when he's full of it. But okay, even if we assume every word Bill says while trying to recruit the reader is a lie, there are three major things that this doesn't account for.

Bill is not the only source in the book. The lost Journal 3 pages were written by Stanford, we only know about the interdimensional Taco Bell incident because of an included police transcript, etc.

Even once he's lost any chance of making a deal with the reader to escape, Bill is having a complete breakdown and mentions all the people he so totally doesn't miss for real you guys. Why bother with reverse psychology double-lying for sympathy once his shot at getting the reader on his side is already gone?

Trying to garner the reader's sympathy makes sense to a certain extent, but why go out of his way to make himself look pathetic? Does revealing that he got drunk and cried over his ex in a fast-food drive-through really help his cause if that cause is to convince the reader he's still a powerful being capable of starting the apocalypse again so they can rule with him?

And that's all without even mentioning that, as previously stated, I think the entire point of the book is missed if we're interpreting Bill as having no genuine feelings or attachments. The book ends with Stanford healing from his past by being open about what he went through with his family and accepting their help, while Bill insists he doesn't need anyone and refuses to heal, actively making himself worse in the process. The clear theme imo is that accepting your past and accepting help from people who love you is essential to healing, while denying those things just makes everything worse. If Bill doesn't actually care about his family, his dimension, Stanford, or anything/anyone else, he has no trauma to heal from or regrets to learn from that he's refusing to accept and deal with, and the entire meaning of the book is made moot.

[caemidraws]

Oath/breaking

[ohrackham]

It is not what you do for me that makes me love you. It's your kindness. Your empathy. How much you care. Just being you is enough, Colin. I do not need you to save me. I just need you to stand by me. To hold me. To kiss me.

[ivebeenghosting]

click here to see batmans private only fans nudes leaked!!!!! (100% real not a virus!!!!!!)

[sanguivorouscorvid]

person online: you have to say in your bio if you’re afab or amab. also you have to specify if you’re transmasc or transfem. also you have to say if you’re transmisogyny exempt or transmisogyny affected. also you have to say if you’re a (trans) man or (trans) woman. also y-

the majestic and kindhearted northern yellow bat (lasiurus intermedius), as photographed by Merlin Tuttle’s Bat Conservation:

[valtsv]

cephalophore = person (often a saint, but not exclusively) carrying their own decapitated head

euphoria = ecstatic happiness, joy

cephalophoria = the delight you feel upon seeing someone carrying their own decapitated head

[dredgesnails]

once again thinking about magic mountain vs the neighbourhood. the magic mountain bases keep steadily getting more and more unsettling... strange laboratories secreting toxic waste and performing odd experiments... things lurking in the deep... the volcano that leads to the void... a giant eternally burning tree... shrines to the gods... abandoned cities... whatever's going on with skizz's pyramid...

meanwhile, scootball is a thing now,

[smirli]

oda-sensei said neo-pronoun-rights

[lazycranberrydoodles]

sibling bonding moment!

[onlythebravest]

people whose native language ISN’T english

please reblog for more votes? 😇

bonus for english speakers; if you’re speaking (for example) american english and talking to someone who speaks (for example) british english, do you expect them to pronounce your name the way you do? or is it okay if they pronounce it with their accent?

[ogurizz]

funny aliens from twitter reminded me of one of my favourite headcanons