#new epic cookie

[babyevenfromgovacation]

Well I finally got Ancient of White Lily Cookie & Epic of Mint Choco Cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom

[sporesgalaxy]

happy pride to she/they cookie clicker news ticker

[its-to-the-death]

Villain Song Showdown Preliminary Round #20

Top two will make it into the bracket

Songs below the cut

In the Hall of the Mountain King - Villain: The Mountain King

Diabolical - Villain: Villainous HelsKnight

B.A.D. 4 - Villains: Choco Werehound, Poison Mushroom Cookie, Liquorice Cookie, and Red Velvet Cookie

The Curse of Millhaven - Villain: Loretta/Lottie

Two Planets Approach the Roche Limit - Villain: Fecto Elfilis/Chaos Elfilis

C-R-O-W-N-E-D - Villain: Magolor

Get In the Water - Villain: Poseidon

Ruthlessness - Villain: Poseidon

Yzmopolis - Villain: Yzma and Kronk

[miyuukuri]

I'm a F2P player that left CRK for two whole years, and I got these in only a week... They must be welcoming my comeback 🥹

I got Mystic on normal banner, White lily from event, Elder Faerie AND Shining glitter in the same pull(normal banner, i pulled them after I finished episode one of Beast Yeast), Oyster just before I went to sleep(also normal banner), Frost Queen as I ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED EVERYTHING (normal banner ya'll) and Pitaya (also when I wasn't expecting anything in normal banner)..

[batcastlesociety]

he cream on my cookie till i clotted

rough sketch ,,, i am very normal about him

[quibbs126]

Dark Cacao is in desperate need of a buff; from what I understand he’s currently sitting at the worst of the Ancients meta wise and I want to use him in the game again and for him to be useful. They were able to give some to Hollyberry and Pure Vanilla back during City of Wizards, surely they can give him one too

Though also I do find it a bit ironic considering that when I started the game, Dark Cacao I think was considered the best of the Ancients to use, and now he sits as the worst

[vestzmc]

PEEPAW HAS EVOLVEDD!!!

Dark Cacao my favorite magical girl, also the pose being an overlay from Mystic Flour Cookie opening is making me theorize so HARDD

Guys what if this is DC winning and taking over as a Beast Cookie?? 👀 But like a bit chiller and less flour dust obsessed

His transformation and Mystic Flour being highly regal looking outfits to display their powerrr c'monnn look at em

[wonderfull-star]

Yes!! It’s RockStar Cookie!!

And Shining Glitter Cookie!!!

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Hello random 👋

How’s it going?

C

Cookie run update

[beperoncin]

returning to crk. some things that happened

lemon. like the fucking gayass (i can no longer see lemons the same)

it me :3

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[babyevenfromgovacation]

I totally got Plantain Cookie this time in Cookie Run Kingdom : Tower of Adventure

[stargazeraldroth]

Hot Take: If Black Pearl Cookie Shouldn’t Be A Legendary Because She’s Not An Elemental, Then Neither Should Timekeeper Cookie

So idk if this opinion is very popular still or anything like that, but I genuinely don’t understand why people have such an issue with Frost Queen Cookie and Black Pearl Cookie being Legendaries? Like I get the whole thing about the Elementals and all, but if being an Elemental Guardian or whatever they’re called is the criteria for being a Legendary, then how do you explain characters like the Dragons, Dark Enchantress Cookie, and Timekeeper Cookie?

Btw this is just a ranting post, it’s not meant to be taken too seriously!!! I’m not trying to offend anyone with this, I’m just tired of people harshly criticizing the new Legendaries in Kingdom and calling them “fillers” when that same logic applies to Ovenbreak’s Legendaries. I feel like Tumblr’s a relatively chill and safe place when it comes to sharing opinions, at least safer and more open-minded than TikTok seems to be, so I thought I’d voice my input here. There’s a TLDR at the end.

At the very least, Frost Queen Cookie has known relevancy to the Elemental Guardians as she’s one herself, she’s just Kingdom-exclusive (and with how many Ovenbreak-exclusive characters there are right now, I feel there’s zero reason to complain about this or use it as an argument). You can argue that the Dragons are something of Elementals themselves, but they’re really just like Beasts of Old or something. I don’t know how applicable this is to Ovenbreak Legendaries, but according to the CRK wiki (and yes I’m aware it’s fandom-run and therefore not 100% reliable in interpretations), Legendaries are defined by their god-like statuses and immense influence over Earthbread. Now, with that in mind, let’s take a look at the Legendaries who aren’t Elementals.

1. The Dragons. The Dragons are listed as Legendaries in Ovenbreak, but they’re given the unique rarity of ‘Dragon’ in Kingdom (which I think is complete bs but that’s not the point). The Dragons themselves aren’t Elementals, at least to my knowledge, they DO however have god-like statuses (just look at Longan. Literally just look at Longan Dragon), immense amounts of power, and have a lot of influence over Earthbread’s history. Therefore, they’re deserving of a Legendary status.

2. Dark Enchantress Cookie. The main antagonist of Kingdom (and possibly Ovenbreak? I haven’t seen much Cookies of Darkness content for that game yet, so I’ll mostly be focusing on CRK). You could potentially argue that her status comes from being the reborn version of White Lily Cookie, but the Ancient Heroes are directly connected to the Elements or anything just because they have Soul Jam. Let’s look at some of Dark Enchantress Cookie’s accomplishments throughout CRK’s storyline so far;

- Unleashed havoc on the Night of the Witches and presumably killed at least some Witches, beings who were known to be incredibly powerful and were worshipped as gods by Cookiekind. This is essentially the Cookie Run equivalent of slaughtering gods.

- Waged a war against just about all of Earthbread, or at least the kingdom run by the Ancients, single-handedly causing one of the biggest tragedies in Earthbread’s history. The Dark Flour War not only brought an entire era to an end, but it completely changed the course of Earthbread. Like, the only reason the Crème Republic exists in the way it does is because of Dark Enchantress Cookie declaring war against everyone. And from the looks of it, we’re going to be getting a Dark Flour War 2 (Electric Boogaloo: The Sequel No One In Earthbread Wanted) in future updates of Kingdom.

- Defeated all five of the Ancient Heroes in a battle. You can argue that she had the Cake Witch with her, but these are the five Ancients who were presumably at their peak state during this battle. Still, you could probably argue that there’s a weird situation with White Lily Cookie in this scene, but even then, that’s four Ancient Heroes who are presumably at their peak state.

I was also gonna bring up how the Soul Jam got shattered/scattered at the climax of the Dark Flour War, but I honestly don’t know if Dark Enchantress Cookie did that or if Pure Vanilla Cookie did that when he sealed her away, so I’m not gonna use that as a point. But regardless, literally the whole Night of the Witches situation and the Dark Flour War makes her one of the most important figures in Earthbread’s history. Dark Enchantress Cookie is a TOP example of a Cookie who deserves the Legendary rarity without being connected to the Elements.

3. Timekeeper Cookie. I don’t know Timekeeper’s canon pronouns off the top of my head, so I’ll be using they/them. Feel free to inform me on those. But anyway, Timekeeper Cookie literally has no connection to the Elements. There isn’t even anything you can argue about this. Their control and mastery over time comes from their Sonic Embroider, which is an invention. It’s not an inherent power or anything. Because in order for Timekeeper Cookie to have a connection to the Elements, Croissant Cookie needs a connection to the Elements. I feel like their status as a Legendary also comes from their role as the Director of the Time Balance Department, and the way Timekeeper SEEMS like a God of Time or something. But they’re not. However, we can’t turn a blind eye to the god-like status and power they do have.

4. Black Pearl Cookie. My god, the amount of times I’ve seen people call Black Pearl a “filler” or “false” Legendary is insane. And the arguments I’ve always seen, or the ones I remember anyway, all boil down to her not being an Elemental. Again, that’s a flimsy argument considering Timekeeper Cookie’s a Legendary without being an Elemental. Black Pearl Cookie at least has some association with an actual element, which is water, being a mermaid and all. Besides, Black Pearl Cookie is literally the subject of a legend in the CRK world, which is what her and Captain Caviar Cookie’s whole update was about. The Black Pearl Islands and Duskgloom Sea, which are like her “kingdom”, can be considered the Bermuda Triangle of the CRK world. We see in the event itself that she’s capable of growing to a gargantuan size and is responsible for sinking countless ships that entered her territory. Something I’ve noticed about the Elementals is that they all have some kind of myth or legend surrounding them, like the City of Wizards being one of the Seven Mysteries of Earthbread (or whatever Wizard Cookie said), the Millennial Tree itself being viewed as a sacred tree of Earthbread, and Frost Queen Cookie being known as the Frost Witch in the myth at Cotton Cookie’s village. Black Pearl Cookie is incredibly powerful and is the legit subject of an existing legend in the CRK world, so why wouldn’t she have the Legendary status?

Idk, it just feels hypocritical when people bash Kingdom’s Legendaries when their arguments can apply to Ovenbreak’s Legendaries as well. But for some reason, Ovenbreak’s Legendaries get passes because they’re the OGs or whatever? You can’t bash Black Pearl Cookie for not being an Elemental Cookie when Timekeeper is right there. And I absolutely love Timekeeper, they’re on of my favorites, but if being an Elemental is the criteria for being a Legendary, then they shouldn’t be a Legendary.

TLDR: Legendary Cookies aren’t solely Elemental Guardians. There are Legendaries who aren’t Elementals. And if Black Pearl Cookie’s a “filler” Legendary for not being an Elemental, then some of Ovenbreak’s are “filler” Legendaries by those standards as well and don’t deserve the rarity.

[empyrangel]

So much for stardust…

We thought we had em all thought we had em all thought we had em all thought we had em all thought we had em all

[monkieninja]

— Why I hear boss music?

[always-anxious-skychild]

Soooo I went back into playing Cookie Run Kingdom out of boredom and...

They gave me two super epics, a legendary, and an ancient in one day.

Huh, now I know where my hiatus luck is.

[quibbs126]

Well according to this leak, possibly all the music Cookies are coming over

I have to admit, this one I’m definitely skeptical of. One thing in particular being that usually, we only see one Epic at a time, not all three if there are three. Though maybe I’m just used to seeing an Epic with something higher since that’s what we’ve been getting since Moonlight. But still, all three seems odd

Not to mention, they usually have at least one new original Cookie. I mean, it won’t be as fun to do “Who’s that Cookie?” if we’ve already seen the Cookie before

Maybe some of these guys will just be NPCs, and only one or two will be playable. Not sure which though

Though with all these guys presumably being in the next update, maybe the next update will be like some sort of music festival? Or a competition? That’d be fun

Edit: so apparently there’s no actual proof of Popping Candy