#new chapter new shitpost!

[beach-boyzz]

Does this make up for the fact that I haven't posted on tumbler in a year.n also it's not the regular 10 duel commandments wait till the first one

[altocat]

Can never unsee.

[hannibard]

I want a fic where Jaskier is dying from hanahaki disease and Geralt finds out and confesses to save his life but Jaskier is like:

Jaskier: Um, I appreciate your feelings Geralt but I'm sorry, I stopped loving you like that a while ago...

Geralt: If not me then who?!

Jaskier: ...Yennefer

[krislgfox]

This bro eat too much coffee beans

[lowcallyfruity]

Neurodivergent Diasomnia

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I am once again mentioning that Atsushi is like the only person in the series who refers to himself and his ability separately.

I have been thinking about this since I first watched the anime- NO ONE ELSE DOES THAT! (That i can think of)

Atsushi Saha things like “I could use the tiger’s claws” THE TIGER’S???? YOU MENA YOUR CLAWS??????

[presiding]

dishonored 2 rewrite: the monster in the hull updated this week 🍷

[darkcandy-starfait]

I KNOW IM LATE TO THIS BUT I WAS LOOKING AT THE UT YELLOW TAG AND I CANNOT BELIEVE YALL NAMED THE DALV X STARLO SHIP "CORN YAOI" ???? ? ??

LIKE THATS SO FUNNY DJDKDK

CORN YAOI ..... ...

[threestripeslider]

i swear i am writing on odd man out but if the damn series doesnt give me the Rise!Karai & Splinter bonding i wanted then im gonna have to do EVERYTHING myself around here

[t4t-dazai]

me on daily basis

[consceleratuswrites]

wife rescue 101

[jaylleoo14]

OCTAVINELLE MANGA PANEL SPOILERS!!!!

This panel of Floyd and Jade made me giggle a bit because they remind me of Team Rocket so much in here

Like Azul is literally Meowth and then Jade and Floyd come out like Jessie and James

I CAN LITERALLY HEAR THEM RIGHT NOW

Floyd: "prepare for trouble"

Jade: "And make it double!"

Floyd: "To protect the world from devastation!" (To collect debts or whatever fun he can get)

Jade: "To unite all people within our nation!" (Total lie obvi)

Floyd: "To denounce the evils of truth and love!" (He doesnt give a shit)

Jade: "To extend our reach to the stars above!" (He's literally doing this for funsies and sillies)

[cannedbananabread]

you've got monsters under your bed that you could never fight off, I'm trying to get them into my bed, we are not the same.

inappropriate use of lana del rey lyrics :(

[eemoo1o-animoo]

Wait, did Sebastian just compare Ciel’s face to a cat paw? And to one with the toe beans showing, too?

Wait…

*grandiosely* We shall call him… Beanboy!!

[copias-girl]

Before I fuck Copia I’m gonna give him an inhaler because he’s literally going to develop health problems once I’m done with him

Dude’s gonna end up on an episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER

[loppiopio]

live izaya reaction to chapter 29 (honey python) of a cheap imitation.