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Spade, they/them, pact of the talisman warlock ♠️
#new bastard dropped#my art#painting#dnd character#not gonna lie with you the art vibes lately (as in#the last year) have not been feeling great at all#looking desperately for purpose#so this little shit appeared#I hope I get invested in them enough to get back my spark#what a decade ugh#captain it’s 2023#dungeons and dragons#dnd art
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i wanna do doodles with this but Bidwell being from Boston and Reddy being from New York City. Hale cannot tell the difference between their accents (especially since Bidwell really suppresses it) but Bidwell and Reddy can because Bostonites and New Yorkers are enemies until the end of time (Bidwell and Reddy are friends and business partners though)
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 bidwell#tf2 reddy#tf2 saxton hale#given how both accents drop the R and go 'ah' a lot i imagine Hale didnt know what to think when he heard Bidwell talk for the first time#tiny skinny mustache-less australian or a poser#hale learns regional US accents pretty quickly from bidwell and reddy#also the sworn enemies thing is real. fuck new yorkers you bastards cant drive
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Complete Bastards Week 💥
***************COMING JANUARY 2025***************
#complete bastards week#rik mayall#ade edmondson#the young ones#tyo#bbc bottom#rivyan#vyvyan basterd#rick pratt#neil pye#mike the cool person#the new statesman#alan b'stard#the dangerous brothers#kevin turvey#filthy rich and catflap#drop dead fred#the comic strip presents#calling all scumbags
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Burning all my bow ties cause he called them twink chic.
#rawr personal#trying on suits for his christmas company party#had to buy a new one because my nice suits are now all too big#and he drops that on me#bastard#also let's ignore that i am two days behind editing prompts due to work yeah?#grateful ghostprice week has an additional clean up week for adding to ao3
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Complete Bastards Week!
Thank you to whoever was the last to vote yesterday - you fixed the ties! I can now reveal our seven NSFW and SFW prompts:
NSFW ~
Loss of virginity
Obsession/Voyeurism
Cross dressing
Wet dreams
Edging/Orgasm denial
Exhibitionism/Public sex
Touch starved
SFW ~
Childhood/Nostalgia
Falling piano/Cartoon violence
Drunk
Gender roles
Daddy/Mummy issues
First date
30 years later
Bonus prompts (for switching with one if it really doesn't appeal to you) ~
NSFW - Hurt/Comfort
SFW - Transformation
I can also reveal that the most popular prompts of each list were cross dressing, with 15 votes (to the shock of no one 😂), and drunk, with 12 votes.
So, what do we do next? Well, we need to agree on a week that will actually be Complete Bastards Week, like, officially. It shouldn't be too far away, but not too close either - we need to give people a hot second to actually create for this! Let me know if you guys want it to be before or after Christmas. I know the next few months are typically a busy time, so maybe this could be something to brighten up gloomy January? Let me know what you're thinking!
Some simple guidelines:
*Each day will be represented by a single prompt (one from each list in this case), but it doesn't really matter if you don't end up posting what you make to its allotted day. Posting at all is what counts!
*You don't have to commit to doing all seven if you're too busy or not all of them appeal to you.
*You can fill out all NSFW prompts, all SFW prompts, or a mix of both!
*Try to tag anything you post #complete bastards week so I can reblog it to a blog for curating this event (@completebastardsweek). Tagging the blog when you post would be a good idea too - especially if you make something NSFW, as Tumblr keeps hiding NSFW stuff from the tags. Of course, I'll mostly check the tags the week of the actual event, but I'll be keeping a cursory eye on things before and after, in case we have any early birds/latecomers.
*It goes without saying, but feel free to post whatever you make elsewhere too!
*You can make work for any of the shows/films featuring our favourite bastards. Feel free to stage crossovers too, if that's your thing! All ships (including X Reader and OCs) are welcome, as are no ships at all. Go mad!
I'll make another post with a fancypants graphic assigning the prompts to the days of the week once we've settled on a week. Thank you once again to everyone who voted! I hope some of the prompts you picked won and ideas are coming to you. 😊
#complete bastards week#rik mayall#ade edmondson#the young ones#tyo#rick pratt#vyvyan basterd#neil pye#mike the cool person#bbc bottom#the new statesman#alan b'stard#rivyan#the dangerous brothers#filthy rich and catflap#the comic strip presents#kevin turvey#drop dead fred#calling all scumbags
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hey swansea i’m dating @/intern-daisuke
have fun warping your head around that!
[does finger guns!]
- @the-ghost-of-the-tulpar
Who the fuck. Who the hell said that. Who—
My intern is dating a ghost?
And he didn’t even tell ME?!?
[It’s impossible to tell which factor of the situation he’s actually angry about, the ghost or the date or the fact that Daisuke never told him himself—he’s so bewildered that he actually forgets to be angry at all for a few seconds, just muttering incoherent nonsense under his breath.]
My useless intern has a DEAD BOYFRIEND?????
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FAMILY TITLES AMONG THE HILL TRIBES
(ft. various linguistic notes and tangents)
In-universe Brakul’s self-given title of ‘Red-Dog’ is Brakul 'ne-Dainh' in his native language (Bict-Urbinnas dialect of the Highland language group) and Brakul 'Chin-Reyla' in Wardi. Ne-Dainh/Chin-Reyla is not something he treats as or considers an actual surname or identity, just a self-styled nickname. He already has a title.
Family names/surnames are not a native practice among the Hill Tribes (though some clans or individual families have adopted this practice), and all traditionally use titles that designate immediate ancestry, clan and tribe. These full titles are officially given when one comes of age and are spoken aloud in ceremony (with the entire direct male and female lines listed by name, with most traditions expecting 12 generations of each being named).
The function is to cement one’s sense of place in the world, and their place in a direct ancestral line, which puts the person under the full watch and guidance of their ancestors. It's also a critical method of recording lineage- the long held practice of each person memorizing at least 24 total direct ancestors allows for very long, largely accurate records of family history to be kept, with some people able to trace their ancestry all the way back to initial settlement of the Highlands (or even beyond).
Brakul’s full title is:
“Brakul virsum Kuligan et Borunil an Briyonis ne-Taig an Bict-Urbinnas”
Which dead literally translates to “Brakul son of Kuligan and Borunil of the Foothills (of) Red-Cattle, of the North (Urbin/Erubin) River Valley” but has a much richer meaning in the original language.
"BRAKUL VIRSUM KULIGAN ET BORUNIL"
The actual meaning here is closer to ‘Brakul, son of Kuligan and his father’s fathers, and Borunil and her mother’s mothers’.
“Virsum” means ‘child (son/daughter) of’ (the gender is contextual), but implies the person’s status as a descendant of a full male and female line of ancestors. A different word is used if you’re just saying ‘I’m so and so’s son”. The title describes him as a son of his father Kuligan and of Kuligan’s male line, and of his mother Borunil and Borunil's female line.
All ancestors (within this particular system of kinship, divided into one direct male line from the father and one direct female line from the mother, and not including husbands from the female line or wives from the male line) are invoked and credited with the word ‘virsum’. Speaking it as part of the personal title is part of the routine and necessary honoring of one’s ancestors, who watch over their descendants from the afterlife and can temporarily return to the land to guide and protect (and sometimes punish, or teach sharp lessons to) the living.
"AN BRIYONIS NE-TAIG"
The actual meaning here would be understood as ‘clan/people of the foothills where cattle are lit red by the setting sun'.
‘Briyonis’ is the word for ‘foothill’, citing his clan’s specific location being the foothills that form the slopes of the north Urbin river valley. He is of a lesser clan within the powerful North Urbin River tribe. His clan benefits from close affiliation to their more powerful ruling clans located directly in the river valley, which grants them access to a greater variety of cultivated foods, but their actual position in the foothills still renders them predominantly reliant on cattle for subsistence. Clan names referencing cattle or horses are very common, given their frequent centrality to life.
The ‘ne-Taig’ literally means ‘red cattle’, but the ‘ne’ color word for red specifically invokes shades of red seen in and cast by a rising/setting sun. This red cast is culturally regarded as a unique beauty and evocative (and part of the name) of the solar god Hraighne. The foothills his clan is physically located on are a vantage point from which the western horizon is not fully obscured by mountains, and they experience very striking sunsets and are directly touched by the light. This is fairly unique to this location, and is invoked in the clan name and identity. ‘Ne-Taig’ here suggests a visual of grazing cattle illuminated red by the sun as it crosses the horizon.
‘Ne-Dainh’ carries the same implication, a dog illuminated red by setting sunlight. The Wardi language does not have a comparable word for a sunlit red and ‘Chin-Reyla’ really does just mean ‘(orangeish) red dog’ (‘reyla’ is specific to orangey-red colors, which is the closest match he could get. There’s no way to impart the meaning of ‘sunlit-red dog’ in Wardi that is non-clunky enough to be appropriate for a name).
"AN BICT-URBINNAS"
‘an Bict-Urbinnas’ is fairly simple, Bict means ‘north’, and 'Urbin' is the name of the specific river that stems from a northern and eastern tributary. This river has a very ancient name (or a derivative of one) that predates settlement by the Hill Tribes, and its exact meaning is lost.
The root -(n)nas designates a river valley, but has strong implications of being an esteemed and bountiful place, rather than solely a literal geographical descriptor (as the river valleys are centers of power and trade in the highlands). It may be a loanword from the Wardi language family, as its usage is VERY similar in form and function to the Wardi -(n)nos, which also suggests a place of esteem and bounty (more specifically having connotations of a kingdom).
’An’ literally means ‘of’, but in the specific sense of describing the place and identity of a collection of people. ‘an Bict Urbinnas’ would be understood in speech as ‘of the north Urbin River Valley (people)’. The clans historically settled in and around the valley of the North Urbin River form the totality of the Bict-Urbinnas tribe.
The ‘Urbin’ word predates the contemporary Wardi name ‘Erubin’ for the river, the latter of which invokes the semi-mythological founding figure Erub, who himself was of a Wardi tribe located downriver to the south of the Highlands. The real historically extant ‘Erub’ was most likely named Urub after the river, with his cited name shifting over the centuries in folklore, and the Wardi name for the river shifting with it.
‘Erubin’ as a corruption of ‘Urbin’ functions very well in Wardi language due to ‘-bi/bin’ denoting something as a ‘gift’, usually in a more metaphorical sense. ‘Erubin’ is understood as meaning ‘(The river that is) Erub’s gift’, and the Erubin/Urbin river is a key tributary to the much larger Black river, one of the key rivers that feeds the region's wetter and more fertile west. This 'gift' meaning also occurs in the name of the southeastern Imperial Wardi city-state Erubinnos, which is understood as meaning ’((The kingdom that is) Erub’s gift’. He is considered to have conquered and taken the land (from the core city's actual founders, the Wogan people) and established a kingdom there in the early days of warring Wardi tribal monarchies.
#Just dropping this randomly because it's a pretty complete lore dump in my notes app#Family names are a big fucking deal in the Wardi cultural sphere and not having one is associated with being a bastard or otherwise#displaced or unwanted. If pressed Brakul either fully lies and says 'ne-Dainh' (which will just come off as 'oh it's some foreign name')#Or lists his actual title (not a family name but equally important). Sometimes listing all 24 generations if he's particularly annoyed.#It's only strictly necessary to memorize 12 ancestors in each line but it's considered good practice to be able#to cite associated non-direct ancestor husbands/wives/siblings/etc. That's where the tattoos as a mnemonic device comes in#It's easy to memorize 24 ancestors but very difficult to memorize 24 ancestors and at least some of their family members#And remembering and honoring the dead by name is of great importance- both puts you under the protection of more#ancestors (including non-direct ones) and ensures the dead's status in the afterlife is secure (it's believed that fully forgotten#dead leave the celestial fields and can no longer directly intercede with the living- though with some additional nuances to what#constitutes being fully forgotten)#Venerating and remembering the dead is a huge focus of cultural practice and additional methods are used to safeguard#ancestors (and other honored dead without descendants) whose names have been forgotten. There's one yearly holiday focused entirely on#the nameless dead where they are invoked and honored via little straw dolls that are burnt in bonfires high in the mountains so the#smoke is sent up to the Fields. It takes weeks of preparation and tens (maybe hundreds idk I'm bad with scale) of thousands of#dolls will be made each year across the Highlands for this purpose. Honoring them with effigy even without name is usually#considered enough to safeguard their afterlife for at least another year.#Also yeah kinship systems among the Hill Tribes (and very similarly among the Finns) follow a male line/female line system#Only father's father's fathers (...) and mother's mother's mothers (...) are considered direct ancestors (though all four grandparents#are sometimes honored as ancestors even if only two are considered DIRECT ancestral kin- this tradition varies)#Inheritance systems are somewhat matrilineal given that a wife is considered the owner and arbiter of property and a husband is#its protector and active manager. If a man and woman from different clans (or tribes) marry any children will be considered to be of#the clan/tribe of whichever spouse does NOT relocate in marriage.#Whether the husband moves in with the wife or the wife moves in with the husband is dependent on an arbitration process#and the husband (and his family) being able to provide a bride price (which is somewhat of a payment for the land/property#the wife's mother will be passing down to the new husband's management should he move in- and displays his ability to care#for and provide valued assets. A man who can provide a bride price tends to receive greater respect)#This is most commonly going to be livestock (and almost ubiquitously includes a single cattle to be butchered for the wedding feast)#But can include other valuables or assets like land or grain/seeds or etc. There is no intra-Highlands monetary system and the internal#economy is built on trade. So Imperial Wardi currency is mostly useless but is sometimes given in marriages between clans with strong
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Okay...okay...so...sososo...you know how Twitter finally made good on revoking all the verified accounts from people who weren't paying the $8/mo asshole tax?
NO!
NO, THEY DIDN'T!
There's no way to automatically remove the verified flag on all the accounts, they would have to have gone account-by-account to remove them individually.
So instead...THEY JUST HID THE CHECKMARK ICON!!
You can still see if an account is legacy verified by putting in the search filter:
filter:verified from:@namehere
Anyone with a legitimate verified account you search for will show up. Anyone with a this-mfer-paid-for-Twitter account won't.
#twitter#twitter fail#twitter blue#elon#elon musk#elongated muskrat#fuck elon musk#twitterpocalypse#PS And his rocket blowed up today#PPS And it blowed up the launch pad#Some poor bastard's minivan got totaled by the flying hunks of concrete#PPS Tesla had to drop all the prices for their new cars because nobody's buying the damned things#PPPS Elon's net worth dropped by $13 billion today alone
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TAG DROP 001.
[ ooc. ] one. one thousand. two. one thousand. three. and now my patience is up.
[ ic. ] chase the right bastard through the wrong ritual it'll knock you right out. of course. you might wake up with a new accessory.
[ answered: ooc. ] it is better to ask a question than to sit on your hands and let it fester.
[ answered: ic. ] most papers don't say much but read between the lines you pickup a thing or two.
[ psa. ] hear ye! hear ye! use that thing on the inside of your head or be doomed!
[ saved. ] i'm like a dragon with the things I like. I'll horde them forever.
[ prompts / memes. ] im not picky. i got a cup and it does the job. that's all I ask.
[ reflections ] I'm fighting rook. sometimes it feels like the city itself stabs me in the back.
[ introspection ] its not what keeps me up at night. its not the quiet. I never could sleep once work gets in my head.
[ crack. ] sing your praises and you still want something! I'll find you a treat if you don't tell davrin. have we got a deal?
[ salt. ] that's the worst-case scenario. but all too often; the most pessimistic speculation turns out to be the closest to the truth.
[ birthday. ] it's my hatch day! Im allowed to be happy and irresponsible.
[ self promotion. ] apparently I could something clever here but I am too lazy for that.
[ promotion. ] I like this blog. I think it's neat. it deserve attention. everyone! look here!
#[ ooc. ] one. one thousand. two. one thousand. three. and now my patience is up.#[ ic. ] chase the right bastard through the wrong ritual it'll knock you right out. of course. you might wake up with a new accessory.#[ answered: ooc. ] it is better to ask a question than to sit on your hands and let it fester.#[ answered: ic. ] most papers don't say much but read between the lines you pickup a thing or two.#[ psa. ] hear ye! hear ye! use that thing on the inside of your head or be doomed!#[ saved. ] i'm like a dragon with the things I like. I'll horde them forever.#[ prompts / memes. ] im not picky. i got a cup and it does the job. that's all I ask.#[ reflections ] I'm fighting rook. sometimes it feels like the city itself stabs me in the back.#[ introspection ] its not what keeps me up at night. its not the quiet. I never could sleep once work gets in my head.#[ crack. ] sing your praises and you still want something! I'll find you a treat if you don't tell davrin. have we got a deal?#[ salt. ] that's the worst-case scenario. but all too often; the most pessimistic speculation turns out to be the closest to the truth.#[ birthday. ] it's my hatch day! Im allowed to be happy and irresponsible.#[ self promotion. ] apparently I could something clever here but I am too lazy for that.#[ promotion. ] I like this blog. I think it's neat. it deserve attention. everyone! look here!#tag drop
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Well that happened. That was a DLC.
#i havent even finished it yet but i got to the final boss phase 2 so its basically done#but uhm yeah#i have so so many thoughts (i wanna try hold em off til i beat the final boss - i want to read the lore) but basically:#music: 10/10 incredible as always#gameplay: 9/10#<- the new weapons the AREAS bro the areas some of the best in the game#and tbh most of the bosses i found fun#they are far from perfect (except you rellana girl i love youuuuuu) but most of them are great#<- final boss not included because i only just got to him today and tbh its like#fine ig but i KNOW its gonna be like messmer aka rip my frame rate#story: 5/10#why were the side line npcs better stories than the main crew#the main crew individually were honestly solid but the dlc as a whole really idk#im not sure how to describe it but the story is kinda just... there#tbh i knew miquella was gonna be a bastard i didnt believe that miquella the kind stuff for a second#and tbh hes a complex character#but idk its liek the whole story was about him but i feel im so lost on what was actually going on#so overall: i wanna say 9/10 even though i didnt vibe with the story i had so much fun with the dlc as a whole that it was worth it for me#i feel like from passing bits ive seen thats an unpopular opinion but idgaf i enjoyed it#now i need to go stare at rellana art and finish my tarnished riku piece#best part of the dlc was the drip actually the drip was peak#and a certain weapon#i could probably name drop it but its my new fav weapon its just a classic i love it to bits#elden ring spoilers#uh just in case
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so anyway here’s a handy infographic with content so niche it only applies to my very specific interests and situation so you guys know why this blog’s been so fucked recently
#i spend over a year trying to find a job and then when I finally get one everything I like suddenly drops new content within a month#crk#cookie run#cookie run kingdom#splatoon#splatoon 3#fnaf#fnaf security breach#pokemon masters#pokemon legends arceus#i must be the luckiest unlucky bastard
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Honestly tho it's the "I don't love you" and "every time I said it was just automatic impulse" that's got me the most messed up. Like u couldn't even let me down softly by saying it just wasn't working out? You had to essentially tell me the whole thing was a lie??? After I TOLD you I had trust issues and felt like everyone is just going to leave me in the end???
Way to make me feel unlovable lol
#speculation nation#tho of course what has me the Angriest is her breaking up with me over text. that takes the biggest fucking cake.#idk there was a lot said in all of that bullshit. including her admitting she was probably self-sabotaging.#i hate being used as a tool of self harm. being shoved away as a form of self sabotage.#like if youre gonna be a messed up bastard whyd you have to include me in it??? fucking bitch.#i let her know just how pissed off i was. called her every applicable name under the sun.#selfish coward bastard asshole piece of shit bitch. tossed in a few Fuck Yous as well. fully deserved.#and yet she just kept on with that sniveling 'im so sorry' and 'i know ill regret this' and 'i just have to do it'#you didnt have to do anything. you couldve had it poly but you just couldnt look last your infatuation.#also her calling days old feelings Love. as if that kind of immediate and extreme kind of feelings arent By Definition infatuation.#she's in the honeymoon faze. found her nice new fixation. said they understand each other like no one else.#but it's only been Days. how well can you know a person in that time? not very well usually.#threw out a nearly 6 month long relationship just like that. what a joke.#and when she'd brought up just last thursday that our 6 months was coming up (on the 23rd)#and mentioned wanting to do something to celebrate it...#im just like. i guess you really cant know everything in a person huh?#i knew she wasnt perfect but she always treated me so kindly. so considerate and attentive.#who knew she'd be the type to drop me for the new shiny fixation? i sure didnt expect it.#id started to trust that she genuinely liked me. even if i didnt understand why.#but now im back to square one. wondering whether anyone can ever like the true me.#i know theres gotta be someone out there for me. i just... have to find them.
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o boy new life series cant wait to Stop Watching As Soon As Someone Permadies
#i dont need more tragedy sorry. but i DO want to see what stupid shit they cook up in there#i need to root for tango also. maybe he'll uh. well. end of sentence.#its kind of a shame im too much of a sap to enjoy em bc theyre truly goldmines for Ideas. y'all have fun for me ok?#life series#secret life spoilers#life series spoilers#footnotes#why are skizz and tango like a bonded pair of birds. god i hope bdubs joins them i want to see that disaster. im rly sad cleo bailed#the heart theme is SO CUTE and will probably stop being cute very fast but SHHH OUTFITS#also i WISH i could be excited abt new watcher subclass symbol dropping but i can Feel the grian fandom being bastards with it#ah yes another morally ambiguous figure who follows their own rules and judges very fairly from that basis-#oh youre making them evil. ok. yeah so theyre the new twisted sicko in charge of the life games even though thats Literally Just Grian. ok.#i have not and will not actually verify if this is what is being said BUT this is one time i would LOVE to be wrong#maybe my curse of saying something abt hermitcraft that immediately becomes false will work out in my favor for once? please? hello?#but yes i will not look and this is tags instead of a post bc truly. i need to get over myself. i Wont but at least i can quarantine it
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It's Prompt Selection Time!
I've added everything that was submitted to the first form, though when two prompts were similar I've amalgamated them into one. Please share this around, scumbags! We'll need a lot more people to answer this one to get any kind of coherent results (and if we don't... we'll cross that bridge later 😂).
This form is anonymous too, so have no fear. Now: vote!
Tagging @rjavenuru @believerindaydreams @miiiwu
#complete bastards week#rik mayall#ade edmondson#the young ones#tyo#bbc bottom#the new statesman#alan b'stard#rivyan#rick pratt#vyvyan basterd#neil pye#mike the cool person#the dangerous brothers#filthy rich and catflap#the comic strip presents#kevin turvey#drop dead fred#calling all scumbags
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Very predictably having serious reconsiderations over switching to the side blog instead of just abandoning it forever
#I grew to like the new blog#I mean it took me some time to learn to love it since like. it was the bastard son I never wanted you know???#But I did grow affectionated to it if only it wasn't for the fact that I don't really like the username...#I mean I already changed it once for a reason. Even when I picked the name for my first blog it was always meant to be temporary#It was stupid to pick the name I dropped again but retroactively it wasn't stupid at all since it was supposed to be a TEMPORARY SOLUTION#But I also don't feel like changing it again because then there's always that “deactivated” note which I hate!#I'm not deactivated dumbass I'm right here!!!!!!!!!!#random rambles#Ugh... Nevermind I think I'm changing it. Screw it
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Honestly, I should've seen that coming.
Anyways, RAREBLIN!!! A BELOVED ADDITION TO THE COLLECTION.
It's gonna take me a little bit to adjust to Rare Whajje's design and be able to state my opinion on it, but I think I like it.
#msm spoilers#rambling#they hit the poor bastard with the bnnuy-ification beam#also i find it really amusing that they dropped all this stuff but didn't have a video for it or anything#they just sort of threw it into a plain post and called it a day#even plain rare sales get more fanfare than that#anyway shout out to the fandom wiki editor that was frothing at the mouth to get the new wiki articles done and up in under an hour#the backbone of society
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