#never let em know your next move
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Not very dom of me, but i want to cuddle a girl and rest my head on her chest so I can listen to her heartbeat
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Day 37
#homestuck#meulin leijon#horuss zahhak#horlinsprite#day 37#never let em know your next move#kirby mass attack ost goes hard at this hour
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oct. 2023
#artists on tumblr#student work#this is my favorite from last semester because i had so much fun making it#wanted to draw an 90s shoujo character a la clamp and so i found a way to get that into one of my college projects#never let em know your next move#also#straight up looks like nunnally from code geass#so i guess its nunnally fan art now#nunnally vi britannia#code geass#watercolor btw#and gold ink#i swear i used the wrong paper for this because it had me in tears the way i thought i ruined it when i started painting#art
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post coming in a few...but not what you're expecting🤭
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Typing out lol while sobbing is insane
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Should probably put an introduction on here.
Name's Von
I'm black, Audhd
they/them, but gender is fucking stupid so whatever
mostly reblogging stuff, but i'll occasionally post pictures, especially of my spidersona
spiderman blog (devonian-era gon be for other shit now)
noirpunk truther IDC IDC
no dni, you just get blocked
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something came over me
#me going back to requests that have been sitting for like 3 months: never let em know your next move#oppositeshipping#kai jiang#zane julien#ninjago
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Coffee addict Never sleeps Tim drake ❌
Solving cases in his sleep off 87 energy drinks Tim Drake ✅
The coffee addict never sleeps perpetually tired Tim Drake thing is a widely accepted headcanon however that was elementary school tim but after he stayed up for a week straight subsisting entirely on coffee to decipher the bat weekly patrol schedule and how it aligns with rogue attacks/Arkham breakouts, he crashed then when he woke up it was fucking wednesday so he missed his chance to commemorate his discovery with pictures of Robin and he decided that shit would never happen again and made himself an ‘efficient’ sleep schedule so he could run around doing fuck shit, add to his robin shrine, and stay on honor roll bc he was even more pissed to see the gotham gazette had pictures of Robin with an on site interview credited to Vicki Vale (listen bowl cut tim had a one sided beef with vicki vale that included tim judging who gets better pics of the bats but she isn’t even aware that she’s competing with a whole ass child 😭 he’s sitting at the table with a mug of orange juice and looks at the newspaper snorts and goes ‘fucking amateur I could do better’)
Regularly unsupervised tiny businessman in training Tim ‘Ten hours of uninterrupted sleep?? That’s so inefficient not to mention fucking stupid’ Drake is so pissed he missed getting shots of Robin dropkicking a rogue from 6 six stories up (for absolutely no reason dick just thinks it’s fun) that he just takes at least 3 hour naps every eight hours 😭 he refuses to spend almost half a day sleeping ‘for no reason when he could be doing something productive’
And he still does this as a bat but it’s just easier to tell if he didn’t take his nap bc he has less than zero impulse control and he’s just fucking done with everything like the gcpd is terrified bc tim’s saying shit like ‘This guys a fucking moron, I could’ve done this in half the time without killing anyone fucking loser doesn’t he know if you keep them alive you can prolong the torture?’ and ‘you’re like all hysterical and for what 🤨 ‘you blew up 83% of Bristol waah’ stfu and fucking rebuild it?? It’s only rich mfs that live there, it’s just a matter of them opening their fucking wallets’ once a new recruit made the mistake of asking if robin had adult supervision regularly and Tim responded with ‘well if you’re gonna snitch to cps like a little bitch then yeah’ and that cop did snitch so tim fucking doxxed him
Yj has just accepted that sometimes they will find tim in an air vent, on the roof, in one of their closets, or something just fucking knocked out then an alarm will go off and he’ll just get up like nothing happened but for the first couple of months they were probably concerned bc ‘I’ve never seen you sleep?? wtf are you on man’ and Tim’s confused bc ‘I slept next to you this morning wdym??’ and that’s how yj discovers tim sleeps with his eyes open
But one of the worst things about Tim’s ‘time efficient sleep schedule’ nonsense is that it fucking works he’s one of the most well rested and coherent bats even after back to back Arkham breakouts however the absolute worst thing about his sleep schedule is the likelihood of going into the cave and seeing tim staring in a daze but wide eyed yet somehow never blinking at the batcomputer with 57 tabs open on top of being unresponsive and thinking he has a fucking concussion or he’s been replaced but he’s just doing case work while muttering nonsense in his fucking sleep for some reason
#Tim drake being unhinged even in his sleep and taking sleepwalking to the next level by doing reports/solving cases in his sleep#A bat hearing incoherent mumbling but no one’s nearby: 😐 he’s in the walls 😨 he’s in the goddamn walls#No one knows how or why he’s in that particular spot in the wall bc there’s isn’t a secret entrance/crawl space there#Tim also has a wall of energy drinks Bruce regularly tries to lecture him aboot#And Tim’s like ‘your eldest son has snorted sugar MULTIPLE times’#then he gestures at Jason ‘and that one looks like if he didn’t have drug related childhood trauma he’d try to snort protein powder’#bruce: tim we have to talk about your behavior#Tim: like three of your kids have basked in the blood of their enemies 🤨 I am NOT your biggest issue rn#Dick Grayson being the main reason there’s an ‘acceptable levels of force’ slide with 600+ slides & most are examples of what not to do#Stephanie 🤝🏾 Damian: being reason Bruce is adding more slides to a PowerPoint from 2 decades ago#Tim drakes idea of straight forward is how everyone else imagines jumping through hoops and fucking struggling to avoid pissing off the fae#Like wdym simple?? This plan has 97 parts and he’s like no that’s just the first page of plan 1 if it’s sunny#Rogues: I can’t catch him off guard wtf do none of these mfs sleep??#Tim ‘never let em know your next move’ Drake who’s been sleep for the past 45 minutes: 🔵➖🔵#Yj has cuddle piles in the air vents#Everyone with enhanced senses is losing bc ‘there are children in the walls’#Coffee addict babs calls tim weak when he tells her he cut coffee bc it was fucking with him before continuing to chug hot coffee#Oracle: this is the worst Tuesday ever 😔 I need more coffee before I deal with an Arkham breakout#Nightwing: but it’s sunday??#Spoiler: Maybe it’s time we switch to decaf love also just out of curiosity when was the last time you slept??#Oracle: you want the fucking location or not?#Dick: I take it back mb#Spoiler: a thousand apologies to our gracious overlord#Oracle: that’s what I thought#Bruce: you’re benched oracle#Oracle: take that bench and shove it up your ass batman#Steph 100% calls everyone mushy pet names and has since Bruce lectured her about professionalism when she was dating tim#Imagine getting your ass kicked by a sleepingwalking middle schooler#Or worse: imagine having to explain to your insurance company that a sleepwalking child blew up your home#tim drake is a menace
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hi! I absolutely love your art, I was wondering if you're able to make a full-time living off of your personal work or if you do other stuff to supplement your income? I'm in my final year of art school and id love to make a living selling prints and stuff online but I know it's probably not very stable. do you have any thoughts/advice?
I never went to art school and never tried engaging with art professionally so I'm probably not the one to ask. As a side hustle it's fine it pays for some stuff like fuel and phone bills but I've intentionally not been very proactive about it (by not offering commissions or custom work for example) because I never had any desire to rely on an extremely unreliable skill, luck, & A Social Media Grindset to make a living. That's like hell to me lol. So what I make is nowhere near enough to live on, this isn't my job. When I did offer commissions it was on twitter and many years ago, because tumblr was and is a bad place to market yourself (which is why I came back.. I loathe having to be "marketable" as someone who's just a hobbyist, and having to stick to a consistent and cute furry art style for every ref sheet of someone's else character I drew turned me into the joker because furry culture discourages breaking the mold lol). So if you do go through with it, don't do it here
#ive posted art on social media for.. honestly over a decade now#i made this account with one goal: it'll be different this time. i draw only what i want to draw#... which is inherently hostile to the concept of earning a steady income for your art#especially when your style subject complexity and tone are all wildly inconsistent. tbc that's intentional. but 'keep em guessing' and#'never let them know your next move' is not how u inspire customers it's what i do for fun
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the siren's curse situation is extremely funny all things considering. top thrill 2 not working as expected ok but we're also taking out this older water ride. let's tease an announcement a week after we close that ride. oh, but it's not for the water ride's replacement this is an entirely different project. we will announce it at 6 am.
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As a DM, my favorite thing is getting the side conversations to stop by just rolling several dice and watching everyone's eyes get wide.
#sometimes there's consequences sometimes there's not#never let 'em know your next move#dm#dnd#d&d#dungeon master#last session my players got distracted cutting up a carrion crawler and cooking a worm sauce and rolling con saves to not puke#ans then adding mummy powder to see what would happen#which was great but when the bit was over I pull out my notebook and flip a couple pages and roll a couple dice#gets them every time
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Never realized how fun it could be to take characters from existing media and stick them in the digital circus
#bob's burgers#bob belcher#linda belcher#gene belcher#the amazing digital circus#tadc#my advice for running a multifandom blog: Never let 'em know your next move#also I'm reuploading this because I posted at an inopportune time last night#tadc oc
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ladyoftheharbour → folksingers
mutuals please rb to spread the word!!
#i went and did it. and it wasn't even one of the ones i was initially considering. never let em know your next move#soapbox
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If you have like 45 seconds you should read what is probably my favorite poem.
#my post#Never let ‘em guess your next move#Yes I did sing this once. I know what this poem feels like. I know what fabric a dream is
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the most michael core chappell roan songs are guilty pleasure and pink pony club by the way. if you even care
#yesterday i post in depth body horror headcanons and today it’s this. never let em know your next move#i am deranged but i am correct#‘this sounds closeted of him’ well. yes!#they’re HAPPY options though. crazy!!!#(granted realistically only applicable if he gets the *chance* and realistically he doesn’t or it’s for a very short time#but like. shhhh. pink pony club)#sorry michael you’re subject to my babygirlification#anyway off to work i go LMAO#⁂ ・゚: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc
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