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Guys
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I'm crying
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#Lies of P#Stardew Valley#SDV#Stardew Valley Sebastian#help help hel#I was sitting at my desk thinking about whom will I romance in my new sdv run on my phone#😭😭😭#never had a chance#tell me you see it too#is it just me#fbhshshdf
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Never had a chance
Use the related link post to read Never had a chance on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60333724 by bloxxycore "Do you think ill ever die soon?" "Probably. We cant prevent it." Words: 623, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Categories: M/M Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Shirakumo Oboro/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: basically aizawa dies, Mentioned Shirakumo Oboro, Mentioned Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Hurt Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, erasermic, How Do I Tag, Young Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Young Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Young Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Use the related link post to read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60333724
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Opened my tiktok to find out my crush hard launched her White Girlfriend™
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Y’know, 2020 was supposed to be a good year for me. I had been working out all of 2019 and lost some weight, my last car payment was that January and I started getting my health insurance through the market place making my payments go down from almost 500 a month to almost 200 a month. And then I stopped losing weight so I stopped working out and gained some of it back, a month after my last car payment my car broke down and I had to get a new one and now 3 years later my insurance payments are back up to almost 400 a month. I never even got a fucking chance!!!!
#serious post#adult life#life is hard#2020#this sucks#i hate it here#never had a chance#car#insurance#health insurance#weight#working out
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This is gonna spoil the movie but people should know that the dog dies in Infinity Pool
#infinity pool#spoilers#that dang dog#never had a chance#probably one of the best parts of the movie was the dog scene
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me in the 8th grade thinking I'm just really into anime instead of just being gay
horny for mech pilots. horny for commanding officers. WHERE is the horny for r&d.
#i mean it's both#but who knew i was a leg person#not me#intelligent hot women fighting aliens?#never had a chance#like 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
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An actual conversation I had with a child
Kid: You got a boyfriend ? 🤨
Me: No?
Kid: Man, you must be broke
Me: 😧
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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#wordsbymm#mmybsdrow#rock on#Tool and Fivespeed#that territory taken#ask#God Lives Underwater#tool obliterated#never had a chance#say cheese#mm#pay attention#too easy
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My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much
Reference that I used for the face!
#I was scrolling through pinterest and saw this woman and I was like: She looks EXACTLY like how I imagine Stan and Ford's mother to look#my art#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#ig??#caryn romanoff pines#caryn pines#mabel voice: she must have been one hell of a mother to have had to deal with Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford when they were kids!#DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MIGHT HAVE DIED THINKING STANFORD AND STANLEY NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO RECONCILE#DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PLAGUED WITH REGRETS AND WHAT-IFS OVER STAN BEING KICKED OUT- WISHING SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE#DOES THE THOUGHT THAT STANFORD MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO VISIT HER AT HER DEATHBED OR HER FUNERAL SINCE HE WAS STUCK ELSEWHERE??#EVER HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT???#DOES IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG ABOUT STANLEY- SINCE SHE'S THEIR MOTHER AND “WHAT KIND OF MOTHER CAN'T#RECOGNISE HER OWN CHILDREN APART“#THEY MEET AT STAN'S FUNERAL LIKE: “STANLEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED- NOR WHY THAT CASKET AT THE FRONT IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW AND WHY WE'RE#CURRENTLY ATTENDING YOUR FUNERAL- OR WHY YOU'RE EVEN DRESSED UP AS FORD RIGHT NOW.“#“I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON STANLEY- BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE OF MY SONS DIDN'T DIE IN A DITCH SOMWHERE IN THE FLAMING WRECK OF A CAR CRASH-#AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.“#SHE GOT THAT MOTHER'S INSTINCT#stan twins parents
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SOMETIMES I draw Crowley like this. SOMETIMES I draw Crowley like that.
Both are accurate.
FIGHT ME.
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#good omens#gleafer art#good omens art#crowley#danger noodle#whiskey and silk sheets#both are legit#this is canon#he is both at all times#Aziraphale never had a chance
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Vaguely remember skimming this post that was meant to 'explain' the lack of trans men in history and it was like 'they all went off and lived happily in rural villages without anyone finding out they were trans.'
And it just read like a parent telling you that your pet didn't die they went to a beautiful farm with lots of other soft cuddly kittens.
Like no, the reason why there was a lack of trans men is because they got put in 'crazy woman' facilities, got married off young to abusive husbands, got lobotomies, never had a chance to exist in public life as anything but an extension of their husbands, were drugged into submission, usually unable to legally leave even if they somehow got the money while being unable to work or have a bank account.
Thats the reason there was a lack of trans men.
#transandrophobia#like no shit#people percieved as women weren't treated as people?#trans men would likely have had experienced misogyny squared?#and never had the chance to figure out who they were before being dumped into the box#that was motherhood and wifeness (wifedom??)
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Mhmmmmmmyep sounds about right
#saw a meme on twitter had to take my chance#THIS IS LEGIT FIDDSTAN#my art#fanart#gravity falls#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#mullet stan#gf stanley pines#gravity falls stan pines#gf fiddleford#gf stanley#young fiddleford#fiddlestan#fiddleford x stanley#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls fiddleford#grunkle stan#lgbtqia#I will never NOT abuse memes I see#flutters my eyes#stanley pines
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hough save me gay yaoi
#coming out to my shadowvaniller lovers rn..............i actually also like purecacao it was the first ship i liked when i started playing#and i AM biased towards it no matter how much pv sobs over lily in the game this is MY pretend land#actually i have drawn stuff in my interpretation of pv and wls friendship#its definitely an energy of... doomed lovers never meant to be SNRRKS idk i just feel theyre both very aware of the missed chance they had#so much time has passed yet none at all and theyre ... the same but also so fundamentally different#maybe in another time another life#anyways i shouldnt talk abt this in the tags lmao#cookie run kingdom#crk fanart#fanart#shadow milk cookie#pure vanilla cookie#white lily cookie#dark cacao cookie#shadowvanilla#pureshadow#my drawbs
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