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#Lies of P#Stardew Valley#SDV#Stardew Valley Sebastian#help help hel#I was sitting at my desk thinking about whom will I romance in my new sdv run on my phone#😭😭😭#never had a chance#tell me you see it too#is it just me#fbhshshdf
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Never had a chance
Use the related link post to read Never had a chance on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60333724 by bloxxycore "Do you think ill ever die soon?" "Probably. We cant prevent it." Words: 623, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Major Character Death Categories: M/M Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Shirakumo Oboro, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Shirakumo Oboro/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Kayama Nemuri | Midnight & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Additional Tags: basically aizawa dies, Mentioned Shirakumo Oboro, Mentioned Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Hurt Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, erasermic, How Do I Tag, Young Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Young Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Young Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Use the related link post to read it on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/60333724
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Opened my tiktok to find out my crush hard launched her White Girlfriend™
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Y’know, 2020 was supposed to be a good year for me. I had been working out all of 2019 and lost some weight, my last car payment was that January and I started getting my health insurance through the market place making my payments go down from almost 500 a month to almost 200 a month. And then I stopped losing weight so I stopped working out and gained some of it back, a month after my last car payment my car broke down and I had to get a new one and now 3 years later my insurance payments are back up to almost 400 a month. I never even got a fucking chance!!!!
#serious post#adult life#life is hard#2020#this sucks#i hate it here#never had a chance#car#insurance#health insurance#weight#working out
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This is gonna spoil the movie but people should know that the dog dies in Infinity Pool
#infinity pool#spoilers#that dang dog#never had a chance#probably one of the best parts of the movie was the dog scene
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An actual conversation I had with a child
Kid: You got a boyfriend ? 🤨
Me: No?
Kid: Man, you must be broke
Me: 😧
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
#star trek#Vulcans#Humans#not based on a specific thing#but I used to know this annoying couple that were ‘family friends’#who would show up to potluck dinners and the like and would either bring nothing or bring something really just. out of left field?#like a bag of frozen chicken to a bbq#and then proceed to make sure they are first even if it was stated to let kids go first#would take HUGE amounts before anyone else got a chance to get a plate#and then make off with the leftovers again even if they were already claimed for#and it wasn’t a food insecurity thing trust me I would never speak bad about a person getting food if that was even a remote chance#the adults who raised us knew them really well and we’d been to their house a ton of times#they were just dicks#and yeah. they’d occasionally insult the food. while eating the MAJORITY of it.#it was so weird at their home they would go out of their way to get the healthiest options possible#you know the really bland tasteless expensive stuff that apparently was healthier#but then if they were visiting our house they would. eat all our unhealthy snacks.#that always pissed me off so much as a kid because we actually had a food insecurity thing going on#and also a variety of other reasons that are a bit too depressing to bring up on this post#but anyways we’d hardly ever get to have nice snacks#and this couple would just take them all??? even after we’d tell them repeatedly that it was ours and those snacks weren’t gonna be#replaced#hated that couple#if you’re wondering why they were ‘family friends’ it’s because the couple who raised us#(it feels weird to type it out like that but apparently legal guardians doesn’t fit since they never finished petitioning 💀)#liked having them around because it made them look like ‘such great Christian’s’ being nice to the people#that no one else wanted to be friends with#I always thought that was a really weird and fucked up reason to be friends with someone#this got long sorry 😭
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#wordsbymm#mmybsdrow#rock on#Tool and Fivespeed#that territory taken#ask#God Lives Underwater#tool obliterated#never had a chance#say cheese#mm#pay attention#too easy
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SOMETIMES I draw Crowley like this. SOMETIMES I draw Crowley like that.
Both are accurate.
FIGHT ME.
#illustrator#illustration#digital artist#artist on tumblr#good omens#gleafer art#good omens art#crowley#danger noodle#whiskey and silk sheets#both are legit#this is canon#he is both at all times#Aziraphale never had a chance
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im gonna be honest if youre depressed in the pokemon world there is no medication strong enough for you
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My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much
Reference that I used for the face!
#I was scrolling through pinterest and saw this woman and I was like: She looks EXACTLY like how I imagine Stan and Ford's mother to look#my art#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#ig??#caryn romanoff pines#caryn pines#mabel voice: she must have been one hell of a mother to have had to deal with Grunkle Stan and Grunkle Ford when they were kids!#DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MIGHT HAVE DIED THINKING STANFORD AND STANLEY NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO RECONCILE#DO U EVER THINK ABOUT HOW SHE MUST HAVE BEEN PLAGUED WITH REGRETS AND WHAT-IFS OVER STAN BEING KICKED OUT- WISHING SHE COULD HAVE DONE MORE#DOES THE THOUGHT THAT STANFORD MIGHT HAVE NEVER GOTTEN THE CHANCE TO VISIT HER AT HER DEATHBED OR HER FUNERAL SINCE HE WAS STUCK ELSEWHERE??#EVER HAUNT YOU AT NIGHT???#DOES IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU THAT SHE MIGHT HAVE KNOWN ALL ALONG ABOUT STANLEY- SINCE SHE'S THEIR MOTHER AND “WHAT KIND OF MOTHER CAN'T#RECOGNISE HER OWN CHILDREN APART“#THEY MEET AT STAN'S FUNERAL LIKE: “STANLEY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED- NOR WHY THAT CASKET AT THE FRONT IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW AND WHY WE'RE#CURRENTLY ATTENDING YOUR FUNERAL- OR WHY YOU'RE EVEN DRESSED UP AS FORD RIGHT NOW.“#“I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON STANLEY- BUT I DO KNOW THAT ONE OF MY SONS DIDN'T DIE IN A DITCH SOMWHERE IN THE FLAMING WRECK OF A CAR CRASH-#AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ME.“#SHE GOT THAT MOTHER'S INSTINCT#stan twins parents
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I bet on losing dogs
#inspired by a tweet that said 'do you think this is when he realized his little girl has the same weight on her shoulders'#'do you think this is when he realized she never had the chance to be his little girl'#what if i ended it all actually#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojos bizarre adventure#jojo's bizzare adventure fanart#jjba art#jjba#jjba fanart#jjba jotaro#jotaro kujo#kujo jotaro#jjba jolyne#jojo jolyne#jolyne kujo#jolyne cujoh#jolyne fanart#jojo jotaro#jotaro fanart#jojo's bizarre adventure stone ocean#stone ocean#jjba stone ocean#jjba part 6#dadtaro#art#my art
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Dick, training baby robin: If a guy in white looks like a wannabe Batman shows up, you start throwing things at him and spray water in Bruce's face and tell him " Doomed yaoi is not the way to go"
Robin!Jason: Why would I need to do that ??
Dick , w/ a thousand yard stare: You don't wanna know...
#dick : Bruce never learns his lessons#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#robin jason todd#nightwing#ghostbat#ghostmaker#minkhoa khan#batman#red hood: y did I not listen to dick when I had the chance#he's looking at the fuckery tht is ghost bat#dick: exactly! learn from your elders!
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I made this AAAAGES ago and forgot to post it and now I'm annoyed by how it's rotting away on my phone so here. Bratty teen Thancred being a menace to Fourchenault (and a bad influence on Urianger lol)
#we never see fourchenault & thancred interact in any meaningful way (outside of Group Interaction) and i like to imaginr#its bc fourchenault Did Not Like thancred when they were kids and has resolved to just ignore him now#and thancred-the little bastard that he is-wouldve 100% messed with him on purpose if he had the chance#bc i just KNOW he pulled stunts like this to annoy fourchenault all the time#fourchenault tells him to eat more orderly and thancred gets more messy on purpose yk. he is wired to be petty against stuffy rich kids#also urianger isnt actually being influenced much he has always been down to break the rules if he wants to#hes taught by louisiox thats like a requirement. him & his group of unconventional little smartypants#only reason he went to thancred specifically for help here is bc 1) he knows thancred knows how to easily get onto the roof and#2) hes like idk 13 here so hes still a tiny baby size. hes too short to reach up lol#anyway thats enough silly kid rambling time to tag#fourchenault leveilleur#thancred waters#urianger augurelt#final fantasy#final fantasy 14#final fantasy xiv#ff14#ffxiv#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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