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sneak peek uwu
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Bruce owes Danny money. He does Not want to pay up.
So! Danny had to run away from Amity Park when his parents discovered his Powers. But every time he tried to stay in a single place in America, they somehow managed to find him.
Turns out, they were working with the GIW to track him using the GIW's resources and the Fenton's Genius to find him everywhere he ran to. Eventually, Danny figured he had had enough and ran to Europe where the GIW had no Jurisdiction.
After wandering for a while, Danny was found and recruited by the League of Assasins. He was powerful, skilled, and connected to the Lazarus Pits, so they approached him with a job offer.
They would hide him from the Fentons, who had began to search for him in Europe independently, and in return he would work for them as an Assasin.
Considering his situation, Danny agreed.
He began training to be an Assasin, supplementing his Ghost Abilities with the abilities of an Assasin to become even more Stealthy.
While training under the League, Danny met another recruit simply known as Bruce. They trained together for years, even going on a few missions together gathering intel, and using disguises to hid in plain sight.
On one of these missions, Danny lent Bruce some money with the promise to get paid back when they returned to the League. That same night, Bruce left the League of Assasins and never came back.
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Bruce was sitting in the Batcave going over a case with Tim, Jason was off to the side cleaning his Guns, and Dick and Cass were holding an acrobatics competition in their Obstacle Course, with Damien, Steph, and Duke cheering them on.
Suddenly an Eldritch Emerald Light sprang to life in the center of the Batcave, and everybody dropped what they were doing and sprang to action.
Slowly, a glowing green figure emerged from the Light. He appeared Eldritch in Nature, as if he existed in multiple layers of reality at once and looking at him gave them minor headaches. Then, the figure spoke up.
"BRUCE. ITS BEEN 15 YEARS. YOU STILL OWE ME 16 DOLLARS."
Recognizing Danny, Bruce took a moment to compose himself before responding.
"Fuck Off."
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is in the League of Assasins#He was friend with Bruce#He mostly works on Infiltration and Intel Gathering but still assassinated on occasion#He's a Ghost so death doesn't mean much to him#Danny is a little shit#Yes I made this entire post for that joke#This is not the first time Danny has done this#Its just the most public one#That's why Bruce is so unfazed at Danny#He has been refusing to pay Danny back for 15 Years#Its the entire reason he left the League when he did#At this point it's a matter of Principal#He will Never give Danny his money.#Never
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And they wonder why we're not normal about this ship. How can anyone be normal after THIS ???????????
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Sunlight
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😬😬😬😬
#theyre so crinnngeee#bill?? afraid of intimacy?? noooo#never#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#tbob#tbob fanart#the book of bill#the book of bill fanart#book of bill#book of bill fanart#billford#billford fanart#stanford pines#stanford pines fanart#ford pines#ford pines fanart#grunkle ford#disney#fyp#tw suggestive#i suppose.........#suggestive#rickrackpaddywack
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Happy 50th anniversary to the greatest mafia movie of all time. Goncharov(1973).
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Now pay interest - 10% per year
Masterpost
As the Bat-family processed what had just happened, Jason was already plotting.
“So,” Jason began, a wicked grin spreading across his face, “does this mean we have a ghost King in the family now? Because I’ve got so many questions.”
“Focus, Todd,” Damian snapped, though his own curiosity was evident in his furrowed brow. “That... entity was clearly powerful. Father, why did you not inform us of this connection sooner?”
Bruce didn’t even glance up from his computer. “It was irrelevant.”
“Irrelevant?” Dick exclaimed, gesturing wildly. “A glowing ghost guy just popped out of a portal in our cave to collect a debt, and you think it’s irrelevant?”
Tim, typing furiously, pulled up the mission logs from Bruce’s early years. “Okay, I think I found the mission in Prague where this all went down. It says here... wait. Danny wasn’t just some guy you ran into. You trained with him in the League of Assassins?”
Steph leaned over Tim’s shoulder to read. “Wait, what?! He’s an assassin ghost King?”
Jason let out a low whistle. “This just gets better and better.”
Duke raised his hand, hesitant. “Uh, just a thought… if he’s the Ghost King, doesn’t that mean he has control over, like, all ghosts? Including... uh, Lazarus Pits?”
Everyone froze. Slowly, they all turned to Bruce, whose expression darkened slightly.
“Yes,” Bruce admitted reluctantly.
“Holy crap,” Jason said, leaning back with a stunned look. “He’s the reason the Pits freaked me out after I came back, isn’t he? I thought it was just the resurrection thing, but you knew he was tied to them!”
Bruce’s silence was answer enough.
“I want to meet him,” Cass signed firmly.
“Seconded,” Duke added. “He seems cool.”
“No,” Bruce said, finally standing and cutting through the rising chatter. His tone was firm, brooking no argument. “Danny is not someone you want to get involved with.”
But before Bruce could elaborate, the room was bathed in green light again.
Danny reappeared, now sitting cross-legged in mid-air, holding what looked like a spectral clipboard. “Forgot one thing,” he announced casually.
Bruce’s glare could have burned through steel. “What now?”
Danny smirked. “I want interest. Fifteen years is a long time to wait for sixteen bucks. So let’s say... ten percent per year?”
Jason cackled as the rest of the family broke out into laughter. Even Damian couldn’t entirely suppress a smirk.
Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose again. “I’m not paying you interest.”
Danny shrugged, grinning. “Guess I’ll have to stick around until you do. Hope you’ve got extra space, because I’m moving in.”
The Batcave erupted into chaos. Jason and Steph cheered, Tim frantically calculated how much Bruce technically owed, and Bruce’s patience reached its breaking point.
“Fine,” Bruce growled. “But you’re staying in the guest room.”
Danny floated down, looking entirely too smug. “Deal. Now, who’s up for pizza? I’m starving.”
#Dpxdc#Dp x dc#Dcxdp#Dc x dp#Danny Phantom#Dc#Dcu#Danny is in the League of Assasins#He was friend with Bruce#He mostly works on Infiltration and Intel Gathering but still assassinated on occasion#He's a Ghost so death doesn't mean much to him#Danny is a little shit#This is not the first time Danny has done this#Its just the most public one#That's why Bruce is so unfazed at Danny#He has been refusing to pay Danny back for 15 Years#Its the entire reason he left the League when he did#At this point it's a matter of Principal#He will Never give Danny his money.#Never#ghost king danny#jason todd#batfam#danny fenton#dps fandom#dc x dp crossover#damian wayne#dick grayson#tim drake wayne#bruce wayne
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And thus, this was when Mario realized he really wanted to be a parent
#“ok akii we get it Dad Mario is cute now stop with it already”#never#/lh#mario#super mario#super mario bros#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#mario fanart
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Man
#sam and max#sam and max fanart#sam and max freelance police#freelance police#freelance husbands#tdph spoilers#art#digital art#digital arwork#will i ever tire of making jokes on this?#never#dotpip
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Undercover Angel AU - Part 6
Annnd FIGHT!!
...again!
<- Part 5 | Part 7 ->
-> Beginning <-
I know I keep changing my art/coloring style, I'm just having fun with it. (Oh, also, Alastor's wings just curled back in, I promise I didn't forget to draw them).
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I'm so sorry if I spelled you're username wrong T.T Most of these came up, but tumblr isn't tagging some of you and I don't know why.
#Round 2! FIGHT!!!#Adam mad now#uh oh#Alastor's sass having repercussions???#nah#never#Adam facing the consequence of being an arrogant ass?#couldnt be him#they're two totally well adjusted people#what am i talking about?#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#alastor the radio demon#alastor art#alastor radio demon#alastor hazbin#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin adam#adam hazbin#vaggie#vaggie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vaggie#hazbin vaggie#hazbin hotel lute#lute hazbin#lute
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Can't get over how soft the real Lestat sounds. All these tiny little glimpses of him. Reading the letter in ep2, being worried sick and asking in the softest voice imaginable why Louis is ill? He only starts shouting when he feels Armand slip away. I honestly can't wait to see the real Lestat on the show. The charming and cocky side as well as the softest, sweetest and the forgiving side.
#lestat baby they'll never make me hate you#NEVER#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv#text
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In Defense of Jamil Viper
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the guns have fallen silent
#oasis#liam gallagher#noel gallagher#my art#IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND#oasis reunion#i cant even believe im typing these words#i never thought its gonna happen#i assumed theyre gonna be on speaking terms again but THIS#NEVER#i n s a n e
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Let's just say that if I have to live through the same boring ass lecture every wednesday for the next few months I will either go insane or post an insane amount of art
I am singlehandedly rioting against early boring IT lectures with kokichi and kokichi alone
#my art#danganronpa#drv3#monokuma#drv3 killing harmony#drv3 kokichi#kokichi ouma#kokichi oma#act 3 is hilarious to me alright#also about this godforsaken lecture#never in my life before have i genuinely almost fallen asleep during a class#NEVER#never before today#that was one hell of a scam i do not remember like ANY of those 2.5 hours#traditional art
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you come out of the shower and look for dazai only to find him napping on the floor of your living room in a patch of sunlight like an actual cat. he's on his back with a hand under his head and a faint smile on his lips and when you ask him why didn't he just go to the couch instead, he simply cracks open his eye and extends his hand to you, silently asking for you to join him. and you do.
you curl into his side without another complaint, used to his silly antics, before resting your head on his chest. he's warm, so very warm and it's hard to see why you were questioning him in the first place. dazai's fingers sink into your hair, mindlessly twirling a strand between the digits while humming quietly. it's like a spell, the way your eyes start to feel heavy in a matter of minutes, seconds even, as he holds you close under the sun.
you don't see the way his smile stretches wider and wider with every soft breath you take, your slowing heartrate telling him that you're fast asleep. he feels giddy. he feels proud. he feels happy.
#dazai is NEVERRRR beating the kitty cat allegations#never#he is so cat#i love him#i wanna rub his nose:3333#wahhhhhh#this is us btw i also like to nap on the floor lmao#dazai#mickey is daydreaming#mizai#dazai x reader#dazai fluff
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