#nero! 🎉

[ttimecode]

bro... your pfp... such an honor

OMFG. DUDE IK I SAID I WAS GONNA POST IT BUT I FORGOT BC SO MUCH STUFF HAPPENED IN THE PAST 3 DAYS OUGGJHFH

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS NOW. NOW!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!! MY BARRYYY AAUAGAGH HE LOOKS SO CUTE BROOO ...... HIS SILLY CURLY HAIR . AND THE strawbarry cake IRJWHRHAHAHHAHAHA

TYSM NERO 🥹🥹🥹

[bookishjules]

2, 3 and 21 for simon lewis/lovelace PLEASE <3

2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on

simon is bi. fight me

3. Obscure headcanon

yossarian wasn't the lewis family's first cat. simon's dad had a cat who the kids grew up with and who outlived mr. lewis by a couple years. losing that cat was especially hard on simon, who had obviously been the youngest when his dad died and who was kinda mourning anew for him as well as the cat. enter: a stray who wandered into luke's bookshop. when luke saw how much simon opened up with the cat, he let the kid take the stray, which he had already taken to calling yossarian, home. (after confirming with mrs. lewis ofc)

21. Drink of choice (not just alcoholic)

coffee. black out of convenience. different from clary's black, which is because she prefers the taste (and the aesthetic lol)

character asks <3

[transclownhehe]

Hi hi hi hi!!!!! I'm new on Tumblr, my mom let me make an acc to post my art bcuz I turned 13 a month ago (Jun 20) :333333 Hi, I'm Jester/Clown (this theme is really blatant I know :<) I prefer he/they/laugh/spots. I'm aroace (though I do rlly like fictional characters :3)

My interests include: Ghost and Pals, Nero's Day at Disneyland, Dying Mind Macabre, Welcome Home, Jack Stauber's OPAL, Little Misfortune, Undertale & Deltarune, Fionna and Cake, etc. I am a furry (if u cant tell :3) I rlly want to make a tail and mask sometime soon but my fursona has human hair so that might be complicated lol :3 I will be posting fanart and oc art mainly, unless I make some irl crafts. I hope to see you guys some time >o<

[i-mybrunettelady]

Is fighting a hard boss battle in geeweetoo the best way to relax a brain after finishing a 2k word essay? Man I sure hope so 🌜🌛

[bookishjules]

as the recipient of these messages i must corroborate the nero statement above. even gave them five (5) stars on google!

my friends love me i swear

[whiplashisthinkingaboutbakugan]

Taking the tiniest break from Bakugan because I need to yell to the roof tops.

I know the trailer dropped yesterday but I was too busy processing it to be here.

I DEVIL MAY DIED LOOK AT MY PLATONIC LONG DISTANCE BABY GIRL PRETTY PRINCESS

CRANK IT UP

I LOVE MY IMMORTAL ALBINO TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLE IN DEMON MAN FORM!!! MY AROACE KING!

MY DARLING PRINCESS 🎉🎉🎉 KILL IT LIKE YOU DO FOR NERO AND VASH JOHNNY YOUNG BOSCH!!!

[counting-the-sleepy-sheep]

‼️🛸 ALIEN CAT ALERT 🛸‼️

Drew this dumb cat once, and now I can't stop drawing xem 😿🙏

Wanted to draw them like from the thumbnail of the new update, but in my style 😋🎉🎉 (inspired from image thats above and to the right)

‼️✨️🌎🛸🐈🗯👽‼️

Look at that goofy evil cat go ‼️‼️‼️

Guys, you CANNOT look at me directly in the eyes and say that "Shijurui Burning" from Neros Day at Disneyland isn't xyr theme song (i'm insane!! agree to keep your limbs!! 🙀)

[ Gnarpy is from Regretevator, a roblox game, and was redesigned by the creator! ✨️ this is just my interpretation of the original design !! ]

Have a wonderful day/night !! 😼🛸‼️✨️

[of-pale]

Dante gives the vibes of a character that would use a lot of emojis when typing on a phone, that's if he ever got past using a rotary one from 1970 or something. He’d totally send a message that's only emojis and leave the other person wondering.

Dante: 😑🤌😒🎉🎄💯💥🦄😌🤠🔥👌🕔🗓️👀🤔

Nero: What the fuck Dante?

Dante: 🤷🤌🙈🗓️💥

Nero: What am I meant to make of that?

Dante: 💁

Nero:🖕😠🖕

Dante: 🥰😘

Nero: Seriously thou, what do you mean?

Nero: Dante?

Nero: I swear to Sparda, if you don't respond in the next 5 minutes, I'm coming over all the way from Fortuna just to kick your ass.

[pluralquotebook]

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🛣️ (Mod Roadtrip) 🧦 The Night System Invisible Anon 🍀💚 💠💌 💜🟦 🌈 ⛏️🪦 🌲🐰 💛 🩹☁️ 🪙💀 🕸️ 🐦‍⬛🐈‍⬛ ✨💫 🐞☀️ Nero 🐇 🪼🌙🗯️ 🌟🪦 Sem' System 🧪 🃏 🐋 [[Neon Bridge System]] / 🟢🌉 🟧 🌦️ ♠️ [🦋] anon The Iris System / 🌈👾 Dialup Network ✒️📼 YggySys Sega System 🌪️🎈 🧬 C&C 🌳 🩷💜🐦 🌪🐾 🌧️⁂ 🌌 🎞️ The Dreamer System The Deck of Cards Sys 💻 The Harvest System and/or ☀️🌾 Abbreviators Anonymous System / 💠🫠 The Corporate Tower a pissed off lichen ☁️🐝 💜😶‍🌫️ e.s. ⚜️ 💛🐉 Unknown / 🐾🏳️‍🌈 {💥🖋} The Rainforest Hotel The Collectives The Featherlight Collective 💌🍴 ⛈️ / Lightning Storm Sys 🦔🫀 ✨✨ 🎭 👁📚 / The Archive System / The Archivists 👁📺 🐍♾ 🚨 🌺❄️ ⭐️🤘 system 💙🔥 ┈ ⚔️ ✦ (Formerly known as || 🎧 ✦) ♟ 🎺🐄 The Hounds' Realm The Black Mesa system 🌮🐈‍⬛ nw💫 🌑👥✨ rabbitheart collective (Formerly known as skyboxsys) UnknownOS 🐾🌸 👑 sys 🎻 🪶🐸 [[Prime Directive]] -fsys The Blitz Batch CIC🌐 🌳💥 👁️🌌 shared memories median 🌌♾️ Radio Static System 🍣🍱 sys Median Dragon Collective the turnip collective 🌠🔮 / ender eyes Garden-of-Monsters 🦠🐾 The First Ones Squadron📜🗡️ Nicole (i think) The Maple System 🍁 Starry Nights Co ghost.os 🍒sys cabbage soda collective ✨🕯️ ☀️🌊/🌊☀️ ✨⚫️✨ the legion system 🖤🪄 🌌💫 golden void crew 🌘✨ 🌳🏠 💜🟦♦️ Patchwork System Real Funny Squad 🪤✨ 🌿 The Analog Sys The Teacake Cluster the Eldritch Enclave 🐀 📼 The Big Brother House Paranormal The Radio Waves 🩶 🌌Paradox (~~ 💎📶 / crystalline.network) 🎼TSS sundaysociety 🐾🌫 ☀️💭 🍄🌌 moth system the reckoning TOWC ����🧺 🩸🕳️ 4️⃣🦝 🦑🏠 IPI 💐🌼🔅 🍃 the 🌌🌱 collective 🎭🌀 TINS Galaxy Brain Sys 🎭✨ 🪴🏠 🍰♡ the Labyrinth system 💭🌎 💫✨ the leaf mischief 🎨✨ 🪱🐉 ��🌐 system 🍄⛺ 🐎 🎸🎃 🧃☻ 🌊 CC system The Dreamy Horrors Symphony 🫖🌹 (Tea Rose Cafe) ☁️🏠 The Syndicate the uncharted system 🍇✨ IHS⁰⁵ 🔮🗒️🖍️ Sewage System 🥩🎉🍕 🐝💝 ~ 🌱 ~ 💌 🌌🦭 🎲 🐦‍⬛🌄 system 🍊 🐺💥 ✈️💥 👓👓 🪰🌲 📺 TV System 🐧🎸 🌕🗝 🦈 biohazard WS★ the amazing digital storm cloud circus Purple People System 🎪💫🎡 ♟💭 the soupy system 🐾🪓 👀🖤 🐞🌈 sparkle sparkle gambling system 🧀 Sharkfeed System Lunar Collective 🌌🐚 Cosmonautilus Collective The Factory System 🦋🌕 state sys / 🌫️ (⭐) 🥩🦴 Celestial Stories Collective ( 📖 🌌 ) 🎩👁 the eco-system 🌌✨️ 🎪🌈 🪶📜 🪦🌸 Rean the garden party 🫖🍵🥟🍙 Tulpar Collective 🐈🐕💀🌳 the medusa system theprecuresystem 🪻sys The Cult Collective 🕛🌫️ 💫🌱 ☕️🪶 ✨️🍄 the starlight legion (🌆☄️)

there's so many anons wow :0

[snicketverse-fic-finder]

ASOUE characters: How popular are they on Ao3?✨📚😎😮🫢

No.of fics with each character in them

Baudelaires:

Beatrice: 417

Bertrand: 257

🔧Violet: 977 🏆

📚Klaus: 822

🍳 Sunny: 662

👶 Beatrice II: 192

Quagmires:

Mrs Quagmire: 34

Mr Quagmire: 28

🖋️Isadora: 369 🏆

🗞️ Duncan: 367

🗺️ Quigley: 332 (Surprising tbh, I thought he’d win out of the triplets at least)

Widdershins:

⚓️Captain Widdershins: 40

🍄 Fiona: 114

🪝 Fernald: 166 🏆

Olaf+his troupe:

🎭 Count Olaf: 722 🏆

🍸 Esmé Squalor: 379

Woman with hair but no beard: 30

Man with beard but no hair: 25

👓 Georgina Orwell: 143

Henchperson of indeterminate gender: 84

Bald man: 57

White-faced women: 56 (just mildly less popular than the bald man yet there’s TWO of them- that’s gotta blow 😔-)

🎪[The Freaks] 🎪

Kevin: 14 🏅

Hugo: 13

Collette: 12

Denouements:

Frank: 76

Ernest: 92

🦄: 102 🏆

Snickets: (Take this with a grain of salt bc they have a whole other series -ATWQ- going for them)

Jaques: 347

Kit: 410

Lemony: 536 🏆

Guardians+the likes:

🏦 Mr Poe: 104

🗞️ Eleanora Poe: 14

📰 Polly Poe: 1

🐑 Edgar Poe: 10

💰 Albert Poe: 6 (Why is Edgar more popular??)

🐍Uncle Monty: 114

🐍 Ink/The Incredibly Deadly Viper: 8

🪟 Aunt Josephine: 72

Ike Anwhistle: 26

[🚬 Sir: 30

Charles: 54

👓 Georgina Orwell: 143 🏅

😃 Phil: 10 ]

[🎻Vice Principal Nero: 37 (That’s less than the bald man who has maybe 3 lines total, take that!)

Mrs Bass: 4 (Damn.)

Ms. Tench: 2 (Double damn)

Mr Remora: 3

📚 Olivia Caliban: 237 🏅]

🍸 Jerome Squalor: 104

(✨Esmé Squalor: 379 but I put her in the Olaf’s troupe section. This is just for quick comparison to Jerome. Poor guy. Ish. I don’t actually feel that bad for him tbh.)

🦅 The Council of Elders: 4

🎈 Hector: 48

Hal: 8

Babs: 9

Phil: 10

[🍎 Ishmael: 17

🐟 Miranda Caliban: 8

🕶️ Friday Caliban: 26 🏅

🚢 Thursday: 5 ]

Miscellaneous VFD members:

😎 Jacquelyn Scieszka: 172 🏆

🎥 Gustav Sebald: 78

🐟 Larry Your-Waiter: 85

👑 Duchess R of Winnipeg: 61 or 64 (3 are under ‘Duchess R’

Uncategorised:

Ben: 4

🚲 The Paperboy: 3

💃 Carmelita Spats: 149

Top 3:

1~ Violet Baudelaire! 🔧💜 (977 fics on Ao3 are tagged ‘Violet Baudelaire’! 🎉)

2~Klaus Baudelaire!!📚💙(822 fics!)

3~ Count Olaf! 👁️ 😈 (722 fics!)

Loser:

Polly Poe (with a disappointing 1 fic!😱)

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🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵

AUAGAHH OUCH OUHHWWW MY EEYEEEE AUAGAGH OW OW OWWW WHADDA HEEELLLLL

[bookishjules]

what does your dream home look like!!!

unfortunately as a child i trained myself out of having expectations so i cant give you too much. but it would definitely have a library, i can say that. it would be big and maybe contain secret passages hehe i would love for it to be fun and mildly whimsical while not being like... overstated yk? just a good welcoming vibe with hella personality. clean too. and natural feeling. and a big backyard full of nature

[apropositodime]

Labefanaviendinotte

Lancio una moda su Tumblr.

La moda di quelli vestiti male. Ma vestiti😂, perché ormai i nudi spopolano ( ok ora partiranno " è tutta invidia" si può essere 😜)

Maglione chiaro a pois

Sotto dolcevita nero

Pantaloni bordeaux

Calzini blu

Scarpe corallo pugno in un occhio.

Giaccone verde (perché devo uscire un attimo)

Cappello rosso

Credo sia difficile da battere.

Però sono comoda eh.

Good vibes 🎉😂

[bookishjules]

i scrolled sideways 😌

anyway hedge mustard sounds great. you'd at least know you had a forever role in clue(do) hehe

"my birthday doesnt exist" yeah?? well what's this

first of all, where the fuck did you find that? i was looking for at least ten minutes

and secondly, i’m kinda glad i didn’t find it because wdym my birthday on the republican calendar is hedge mustard 😔😔

[kyriefae]

The Web Planet was an incredible story.

Long live The Light! 🔆 ...but not the evil one ofc; boo hiss!

As more of an aside before I get started, I fear the spark of magic that opened the door to stories like this one being performed the way they were in their time is gone. Not only because of graphics or budget...but can you just imagine how much of an uproar it would cause if we said let's go back to doing stage performance science fiction! Like full blown, all on a set, all choreographed as if for a live studio audience?

How "cheap" people would say it looks?

I appreciate the overtly campy stories we still get in the modern era even more watching older ones like this.

Makes me think of that teetering line between the harm of nostalgia & the joy it carries.

I digress from the 'what if' games to say what I came here to say about The Web Planet: it dives bravely into the world of absurdism and science fiction and I greatly appreciate the production team for choosing to make such an esoteric story! We don't get a history of Earth from the perspective of Britain or a future of Earth taken over by Daleks, instead we get a genuine attempt to play with the genre and be creative about what may exist out there in this wide and expansive universe.

I celebrate stories like this because they're inspired from a place of whimsy. No matter the quality of the costumes; astigmatism-like camera effect, or fumbled lines by the lead performer...were not in our own galaxy and we're encouraged to play along and go for a ride.

A full-on psychedelic ride.

Additionally so, it's clear Ian, Barbara, and Vicki can barely count on The Doctor to protect them at this stage in his travels...adding verisimilitude to their life-threatening moments.

As for the Doctor, he's a madman who lost his box. So he lies on impulse to trick a voice in the sky who communicates with him through a drop down 'hair-dryer' {in Hartnell's words}. Further placing everyone he knows in danger.

Love the dichotomy of this original iteration compared to our modern understanding of the character. The retcons that have followed regarding previous lives with less morally upstanding behavior and time lord society being malicious and manipulative, the First Doctor being so...careless of others is not so alien anymore.

The heart of it all, Hartnell chose to make this man alien in his demeanor and what The Web Planet highlights most are the lives of everyone else around the Doctor making exceptional choices in spite of the chaos. The Doctor simply receives all the credit in the end...that cheeky, maniacal bastard! 😅

Bonus silly points for Hartnell saying "explortation" instead of exploration as the captions would have you believe above.

Like, how many takes did they do before just saying whatever we need to get this episode out! 🤭

Final take on this episode: Barbara. I just love her so much!

She is so knowledgeable. So patient. So witty. When she's talking to Vicki and Vicki calls aspirin medieval? Her response was so teacher-like. So professionally backhanded while being compassionate enough to still offer this smug child aid. Like yes, I look up to your example Babs.

She is also a lot of fun to watch while the gold bracelet she'd received from the creepy arsonist Nero in the previous story was being used to control her movements. She hammed that silly stage direction right up.

And she was the hero of this particular story. Get it girl! 🎉🥰 History teacher for the win!

Classic Who is such a journey, y'all. I'll avoid delving into the cringe I experience on a relatively frequent basis when Hartnell speaks to young ladies (shuddering at all the excessive shoulder and face touching).

Erhem--I mean...

Huzzah for Vrestin & Friends!! The Light prevailed!

...all thanks to The Doctor. 🫠

[counting-the-sleepy-sheep]

🔹️🫐🌀 CHORIS 🌀🫐🔹️

WHAT IS UP YALLLLLL 😝🎉🎉🫧🌟‼️‼️

Here's some silly edgy Choris art that was inspired by the song above (a banger, just to let you know ☝️😼🔥‼️)

This was experimental ngl - I've never colored and drawn like this before, so I apologize if it looks a bit wonky !! 😋🌀🫐💫

Choris belongs to @/ mr-mischievous-trickster !! 🙏🎉🌀🍭🫐✨️

HAV A LOVELY DAY/NIGHT YALL !! 😋🌀