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happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday
#as requested by the moustache cody server#don’t get mould poisonong ner vode#star wars memes#obi wan kenobi#description in alt
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i'm really wholesome 😌✨✨
#angel dust#huskerdust#husk#hazbin hotel#but this is supposed to be cute lol#i love awkward b*ner Angel🙈
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Challengers (2024)
#challengers#challengersedit#josh o'connor#joconnoredit#mfaistedit#mike faist#matching b*ners 🫶🏻#really any excuse to touch it
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It's a crime that pulling Gale out of the portal doesn't land him right on top of the player character, accidentally pinning them to the ground, with their faces just oh so close together
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#gale#bg3#galemance#it probably would've got him more hate bc f forbid he does anything while some other characters' actual sh*t actions are excused constantly#so in a sense I'm glad this is not how it went but in my canon it did lmao#my durge who hadn't had a non violent physical contact in months: instant b*ner#my posts
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So we all agree that Jamil enjoys when he can nudge others to do what he wants, right? Like, one of the basketball jersey lines is about controlling the flow of the game and making others react, and beans camo has a bit of a similar vibe.
Plus like, the whole plan in book 4 of setting things in motion and having others actually take the decisive steps once he paved the way.
So, consider: Jamil nudging his s/o to being the one to actually act on his desires. Because yeah you're together, he knows how you feel about him, but it's just nice to get himself to feel extra desired and wanted, isn't it? Having you come to him, rather than him going to you.
So he does all sorts of little things he knows get to you.
Knows how you feel about seeing his bared arms? Casually pulls up his sleeves while cooking (if he's not in his dorm uniform already).
Or maybe he'll ask you to come watch his practice or a game, if he knows him on court is a weakness of yours.
The sight of his hair loose gets you weak? Oh better undo his ponytail and take his time readjusting his hair.
A million and one totally casual touches, he just happens to touch you in passing while doing his thing or while you're hanging out.
Similarly, he just happens to be close to you while talking, lowering his voice or using a particular tone that gets to you.
You like his more cocky, scheming side? Oh, why doesn't he tell you about a little something he just pulled off earlier (or is planning on doing), that'll give him a reason to hit you with that smirk and everything.
Sweet words from him are your weakness? Sure he can slip something nice and totally matter-of-fact into the conversation (when you're alone, at least).
Just, all those little things, until he can really see all that love in your eyes, that desire in your expression.
And the satisfaction he feels when you're the one getting close to him, when you're the one to turn those fleeting touches into something more. When you don't let go of him.
He loves pushing you like that.
And how easy it is to make you express your love to him? Well, that just tells of how much love you have to give to him, doesn't it? And how could he possibly not want to see the proof of that, time and time again.
#twisted wonderland#jamil viper#twisted wonderland x reader#jamil viper x reader#ner talks#does this count as fluff?#kinda?#idek#adventures in getting into the head of one jamil viper
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#endlich sagt das mal jemand!#das ist als würde man ner smut fanfic auf ao3 ein T rating geben#new adult und dark romance sind nicht an jugendliche gerichtet!#es hält sie natürlich niemand ab sie trotzdem zu lesen. aber sie sollten nicht gezielt an jugendliche vermarktet werden.
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hi
#hatchetfield#team starkid#Starkid#Lords in#lords in black#The lords#the lords in black#Nibble#nibblenephim#Nibbly#bliklotep#Blinky#Poko#pokotho#Pokey#wiggog y'wrath#Wiggly#t'noy karaxis#Tnoy#tnoy karaxis#Tinky#Ner#nerdy prudes must die#Npmd
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michael loves his autistic girlfriend
#nates drawings#those sanrio hats are so cute sorry i had to draw them in it..#emmie sanrio special interest is so real to me#be more chill#be more chill musical#bmc#bmc musical#michael mell#jeremy heere#transfem jeremy heere#emmie heere#transmasc michael mell#boyf riends#t4t boyf riends#t4t riends#part ners#ALSO I JUST REALIZED IVE BEEN COLORING EMMIES HAIR WAY DARKER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS#her hair is NOT that brown
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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I actually made one version that isn't as crazy coloring and I forgot to post here haha
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Meine Damen und Herren und so, die CDU hat mich gerade offiziell zum gemeinsamen Spargelessen mit Sektempfang eingeladen. Ich weiß nicht womit ich das verdient habe. Oder womit die mich verdient haben sollen, for that matter. I'm sorry but which timeline is this again
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coelacanter + socials
#amy mentioned that devyn's mullet was like someone chewed on it and the troll doll imagery would not leave me#infamous#infamous if#marlow locke#coelacanter#kaced#fake social media#i dont want to HEAR how out of touch i am i dont use instagram or twitter i had to guess at syntax/usernames#also the cropping for the group photo ended up so strangely with the instagram post format i ended up going with so i just#worked it into the comments section. same with iris' outfit i realized way too late she should've had something fancier </3#i thought rowan would be the type to point out something like that. he'd have a choice instagram with pictures cropped and edited perfectly#iris posts a photo of her and devyn and he'll comment 'very cute. were you asleep when picking this filter though or..?'#also i know this is funny to genuinely no one else but i briefly debated having maya make the fan name “the canners”#as if the band name was “can't-er” not “canter”#(they're just 'fishies') but i wanted to incorporate it somehow hence the gc name and that one fan's username#coelacanter? no. we coelacan... ner <3
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👾秋(Autumn season)🎃🦋🍁💜 | ねるこ🐾💤
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Thinking of Yuu who
Flinches with loud noises and raised voices
Doesn't like being underwater
Gets claustrophobic in small spaces if the door is closed and can't sleep with the bedroom door closed
Dislikes crowds
Automatically scans for nearest exists wherever they are
Has trouble letting Grim out of their sight
Has started carrying around a first-aid kit or something for self-defence, just in case
Basically, Yuu who is Not Okay after all these overblots
#twisted wonderland#twst yuu#ner talks#I've not gotten started with book 7 yet so nothing specific for that one#I guess Yuu who doesn't want to sleep / fall asleep?#and I'm sure this has been done before#but still#oh boy
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