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howdidthisevenhappenanyway · 11 months ago
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happy wash your fucking water bottle wednesday
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rukanthevampirequeen · 5 months ago
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i'm really wholesome 😌✨✨
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gaybuckybarnesss · 6 months ago
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Challengers (2024)
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wild-magic-oops · 11 months ago
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It's a crime that pulling Gale out of the portal doesn't land him right on top of the player character, accidentally pinning them to the ground, with their faces just oh so close together
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viperwhispered · 8 months ago
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So we all agree that Jamil enjoys when he can nudge others to do what he wants, right? Like, one of the basketball jersey lines is about controlling the flow of the game and making others react, and beans camo has a bit of a similar vibe.
Plus like, the whole plan in book 4 of setting things in motion and having others actually take the decisive steps once he paved the way.
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So, consider: Jamil nudging his s/o to being the one to actually act on his desires. Because yeah you're together, he knows how you feel about him, but it's just nice to get himself to feel extra desired and wanted, isn't it? Having you come to him, rather than him going to you.
So he does all sorts of little things he knows get to you.
Knows how you feel about seeing his bared arms? Casually pulls up his sleeves while cooking (if he's not in his dorm uniform already).
Or maybe he'll ask you to come watch his practice or a game, if he knows him on court is a weakness of yours.
The sight of his hair loose gets you weak? Oh better undo his ponytail and take his time readjusting his hair.
A million and one totally casual touches, he just happens to touch you in passing while doing his thing or while you're hanging out.
Similarly, he just happens to be close to you while talking, lowering his voice or using a particular tone that gets to you.
You like his more cocky, scheming side? Oh, why doesn't he tell you about a little something he just pulled off earlier (or is planning on doing), that'll give him a reason to hit you with that smirk and everything.
Sweet words from him are your weakness? Sure he can slip something nice and totally matter-of-fact into the conversation (when you're alone, at least).
Just, all those little things, until he can really see all that love in your eyes, that desire in your expression.
And the satisfaction he feels when you're the one getting close to him, when you're the one to turn those fleeting touches into something more. When you don't let go of him.
He loves pushing you like that.
And how easy it is to make you express your love to him? Well, that just tells of how much love you have to give to him, doesn't it? And how could he possibly not want to see the proof of that, time and time again.
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useless-germanyfacts · 13 days ago
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unscharf-an-den-raendern · 28 days ago
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nightlysweets · 7 months ago
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hi
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nato-obenkrieger · 4 months ago
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michael loves his autistic girlfriend
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chessb0r3d · 11 months ago
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i cracked the code.
#believing dirk is the worst guy because its what dirk thinks of himself#ignoring daves bisexuality and think hes a gay man in denial even when he explained hes bisexual#believing john 'im not a homosexual' egbert is explicitly straight while he makes out with his mcconahey and cameron posters more#than he kissed women(literally only once)#believing that rose is an edgy psyhcotic little bitch when she was neglected. she speaks elegantly to cover that shes silly and a total ner#and how did people forget that rose also writes gay wizard fanfiction. reads Wikipedia. and her beautiful artstyle as a result of neglect#(and by neglect meaning having SO MUCH TIME to draw)#jake wasnt into dirk. he also told di that he didnt like how brobot getting touchy with him during strifes#but as part of the repression 4(prospit kids). he refused on changing the bot settings#what jane said about roxy being better when she was drunk. it was fucking sarcasm. its the least insane shit you could say to a best friend#all the kids have issues and of course people get mad over a girl being sarcastic.#when KARKAT said THE SAME THING to rose when she was drunk on the meteor nobody bats an eye#trolls are just grey humans that are bugs. he doesnt get an excuse for being an alien. humans were made from KARKATS BLOOD#jade isnt all silly girl and is so FULL OF HATE towards the trolls. she called karkat a fuckass (VERY FUNNY) to do her a favor#“jade would rather have punched karkat in the fact then had a pleasent conversation with him.”#“she viewed the trolls as rude mean and cruel. and even thought that nepeta was just making fun of her.#despite it being that nepeta just wanted to roleplay and have fun."#dred.loki#I HAVE YET TO ADD MORE. THESE ARE JUST NOTES#homestuck#chss
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alarucha · 5 months ago
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I actually made one version that isn't as crazy coloring and I forgot to post here haha
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deutsche-bahn · 7 months ago
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Meine Damen und Herren und so, die CDU hat mich gerade offiziell zum gemeinsamen Spargelessen mit Sektempfang eingeladen. Ich weiß nicht womit ich das verdient habe. Oder womit die mich verdient haben sollen, for that matter. I'm sorry but which timeline is this again
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kacetheplace · 3 months ago
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coelacanter + socials
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frankyoungestein · 9 months ago
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avakkins-alter · 1 month ago
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👾秋(Autumn season)🎃🦋🍁💜 | ねるこ🐾💤
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viperwhispered · 5 months ago
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Thinking of Yuu who
Flinches with loud noises and raised voices
Doesn't like being underwater
Gets claustrophobic in small spaces if the door is closed and can't sleep with the bedroom door closed
Dislikes crowds
Automatically scans for nearest exists wherever they are
Has trouble letting Grim out of their sight
Has started carrying around a first-aid kit or something for self-defence, just in case
Basically, Yuu who is Not Okay after all these overblots
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