#neighbor sam

[sandushengshou]

Interview with the Vampire | 1.06 "Like Angels Put in Hell by God"

[specialbluehens]

some dialogue that i found after shane's 6 heart event

idk if this is new lol i don't think it is but it's more two npcs i talked to as well that got my attention

i didn't get to talk to marnie that day and when i talked to her the next day it was a rain day so she talked abt that instead. i'm curious to know if anyone else had anything to say?

[piowasthere]

day 14 - Knock

ik this challenge is dca and i try to keep it canon only but fuck u i wanna be happy

i miss him.

also unrendered cuz i like it a lot too

[harbingerart]

robifly neighbors au save me…… miscommunication romcom trope save me…..

[bruhstation]

Any ideas for Skarloey Railway??

of course! I'm working on their designs (they're some of the most requested characters in the 1k followers poll haha) but I do know what they're like in casa tidmouth.... the skarloey railway people entertain (not outright encourage) thomas' ideas about the supernatural phenomena plaguing sodor like telling him stories of a train that fell off a bridge, the tale of godred, etc. and thomas with percy in tow would storm off to find said mysteries that they provide. they're the silent pushers of the plot that mainly hangs out in the background and watch as the truth behind the island of sodor slowly unfurl while their hands are mostly clean. however, a certain irish young man clad in green may say otherwise....

I did doodle rusty, sir handel, and peter sam! here they are.

the rest will follow suit sometime later. I've featured skarloey in my introduction comic from two years ago, and I still think his design is solid! just needs a bit of refining, I suppose.

[thefawnfallacy]

”how could you do that to that character..” how could I NOT. I have the eyes to see the cathedrals on which this character is being inflicted the most gruesome and vile suffering imaginable. and they’re also getting kissed on the forehead while it’s happening.

[choices-binglebonkus]

I still want to write a top ten list of the most inappropriate/socially unacceptable times the MC and LI in any story have had sex, but there’s so many options at this point that I don’t even know what to include anymore.

[enerdsout]

tonight's make some noise actually healed something in my brain

guys

it's so good

i do not want to spoil it for you but we did come back to a fan fave prompt

[wanderingcas]

all right. here it is. i'm still grieving, i'm still.... hm. everything - but this blog will not be. i need a slice of peace. so if you need that slice of piece too, you're welcome here. this is safe space neutral zone we don't think about it. because the world/news/daily reality won't let us think about anything else.

[talesfrommedinastation]

My redneck neighbor Doug on the Jedi in 'The Clone Wars'

Y'all have asked, and Dr. Meat Muffin might be a disgruntled old hag that chugs too much Trader Joe’s bourbon and doodles too much subpar art, but she keeps her promises!

Just so y’all know, if you’re a major character (Anakin, Obi-Wan, Ahsoka, etc) you keep your name, because it was drilled into Doug’s head over 8 seasons of Clone Wars and the movies. Everyone else, though, Doug gave up and created his own catchphrases for them.

CW: This one's not as spicy as Doug's previous rants regarding Star Wars, but y'all know if y'all know. "It'll all come out in the wash."

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Plo Koon: Ah, Shrimp Daddy. He looks like a shrimp that’s been boiled and left in the sun after a potluck. But my wife LOVES him, she says he has the nicest voice and she wishes he’d narrate some books. I loved him too, he was my favorite. That scene where he tells his clone boys in space that they’re important to him? Ah great. They should have him lead HR meetings. 

Aayla Secura: Babe-the-Blue-Jedi. They sent her away from the Temple because Yoda didn’t want that hotness distracting everyone. Is she and Miguel (Bly?!) dating? They are, right? 

Kit Fisto: Reggae Swamp Thing. Tell me that boy don't look like he lives in the Atchafalaya and bangs on the steel drums all day. I wonder if he stole those shorts from Michael Phelps. He’s cool but does he need to have a tank to swim in on his ship? Does he have gills? I need more info on this guy. 

Adi Gallia: Storm’s Cousin. Doesn’t this chick look like her? She does, right? Maybe she's a Jedi cause she can't control the weather. Didn’t Maul’s brother Saul impale her on his horns and that’s how she died?* Why didn’t Maul do that to Obi-Wan? Maul was obsessed with Obi-Wan, do you think it’s because he had a crush on him after he sliced him in half?

(Doug also ships Obi-Wan with Maul now? IS THERE ANYONE WHO DOUG DOESN'T SHIP OBI-WAN WITH?!)

Shaak-Ti: Ahsoka’s Aunt. They’re totally related. (“No, they’re not.” “Says who?” “Um, EVERYONE?!”) She’s cool, nice to the clone boys. I like her horns. 

Saesee Tiin : Angry Bull Boy. He looks like a minotaur whose daddy left him at a Wal-Mart instead of the Labyrinth after drinking too much.

Deepa Billaba: My Coworker Anu. Seriously! She looks JUST LIKE HER. I even texted her a screenshot, and she used that as her Slack Channel picture for the longest time. Nice lady, she's a good master to Lil Kanan. Hm, Lil Kanan sounds like a rap person my niece would listen to.

Ki-Adi-Mundi: Mutant-Mall-Santa. Look me dead ass in the eye and tell me the man don’t look like he was supposed to hand out presents and ask kids what they want for Christmas and ended up hanging out in toxic waste instead. He's a snotty asshole, I don't like him, he thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.

Luminara Undali: Lady-in-Drape. She’s a green lady, and she wears a drape. Meat Muffin, I'm tired and it's about to snow.

Barriss Offee: Little Lady-in-Drape. Man, she was awful, but she had good points, ya know? Kind of like Darth Maul. Do you think Darth Maul and Obi-Wan ever dated? Or would Obi-Wan’s boyfriend get jealous? 

Quinlan Voss: College-Hippie-Boy. Doesn’t he just look like one of those goofs that fart around with hackysacks all day long? I'd buy weed from him if he was selling, he looks like an exporter and consumer, if you know what I mean.

Even Piall: Dobby the House Jedi. Man he looks like he was on his way to help Harry Potter or something and ended up in a bathrobe with a light saber. Ah well. 

*= Savage is ‘Saul’ and Feral is ‘Paul’. So it’s Maul, Saul, and Paul. I strained a muscle laughing when I got this. 

Tagging my Redneck Doug stans here! @amalthiaph @sued134 @eyecandyeoz @thecoffeelorian @merkitty49 @megmca @skellymomam I missing anyone?

Let me know if I missed any Jedi, those were the ones that came up that Doug didn't immediately recognize.

[catz4ever]

***POSSIBLE EPISODE FOUR SPOILERS FOR RINGS OF POWER***

Uhhhh...I just saw the short episode 4 teaser and...I was NOT prepared for how it ended....

Actual footage of me being VERY pleasantly surprised:

[crowvainn]

art of allie and clawdi !! (from my neighbor enide by arcadekitten :3)

[harbingerart]

weird noises coming from apartment 3B…

[imsociallyanxiousgetoverit]

The Phantom Mansion has run out of sugar and so Jazz, being who she is, walks to her neighbor’s home to ask for a cup of sugar for her planned baking project. Alfred is such a nice man and even offers her some future recipes over tea.

[fluffyprettykitty]

hospitality

Pairing: Sam Wilson x female reader (no other specifications!)

Word Count: ~1200 words

Outline: Sam shows you how important is to be welcomed to your new neighborhood.

Warnings: 18+ content, daddy kink, anal play, spanking, fingering, spit as lube, ejaculation on the body, semi-public sex, mocking. if I missed anything major let me know!

Author’s Note: thanks to the babes at the server for helping me create this fic, kisses for you! city, ages, and everything are unspecified.

PS: dividers & banners by @saradika

Main Masterlist ・❥・ Sam Wilson Masterlist

It's a Sunday morning, the sun is hot and you head out for your morning run dressed in your short shorts and your sports bra. It's not the first time you're jogging around in your new neighborhood, you got the smallest place in the community but it's the first time you're out in broad daylight, your job kept your mornings very busy.

This is why you never expected what you saw next, the most beautiful man you had ever witnessed. Beautiful muscular, dressed in his own short shorts, no shirt, his tits moving with the utmost grace as sweat was dripping down his face and his gold chain was moving freely against it.

He smiled as he passed you, winking and then whistling, turning his whole head around as he kept on watching you before turning the corner.

You sat for a moment breathing contemplating who he was and most importantly how you'd find him again.

You spent the rest of the morning heading out to your small garden and even tried walking down the street hoping to catch him again but to no avail.

Now the next few days went a little like this as well until it was the next Sunday. You did your jog didn't find him anywhere and couldn't determine which one could be his house even though you did think about asking that friendly old neighbor for more information, you were afraid that maybe he was married and didn't want drama for yourself.

Thankfully he came and found you.

At the dead midday when most people were having lunch with their families you decided to work on your car. It needed a good wash and you wanted to celebrate the fact that you had a garage for the first time in your life.

Bent down, sponge in hand weeping the surface you heard that familiar whistle again. You almost were too quick to your feet as you turned around to look.

"If I knew I'd get a show, Daddy might have brought a snack."

His voice makes your insides burn in such a way that ignites you completely. His voice is soft like velvet and he looks oh so very confident that it only turns you on more.

"Although..." He continues, checking you out. "Could say I see a snack right here." You chuckle at that and proceed to throw the sponge in the bin but he stops you with his motions.

"Oh, no. You won't stop. Give daddy a show c'mon."

Well...if Daddy wants a show. You put one on! Although it doesn't take long for him to place his hand around your body, wrapping your arms around your waist and softly kissing your neck.

"What's your name pretty baby?"

"Y/N."

"That's a beautiful name. Suits you."

"What's yours, handsome?"

"Sam Wilson. I'm at your humble service."

His lips stay on your neck as he blows hot air down your face. "You ain't got a boyfriend round here that I might have to beat, right?"

"Oh, no, no boyfriends, moved to the city all fresh."

"Alright, cool." His hands move in both directions, one up your breasts and one down your ass.

"What about you Sammy?" You inquire before this gets too hard to get out of.

"Been here for a while, no lady in my life."

"Hmmm."

His hands fondle and fumble with your body, which feels like a playtoy for him and you naturally lean forward down to the hood of the car. One of his fingers is tracing down your ass line and you already know what his favorite thing is. You shake your ass for him to tease him and the ohs and laughs that come from his mouth make it all worth it.

He spanks you as you do and you giggle when his hand creeps under your shorts.

"You don't like wasting your time, Sam."

"Can you blame me?" He scoffs tauntingly and the next thing you know, your shorts are down to your thighs and his finger is teasing your asshole. You try not to get yourself too lost in the pleasure, people could be looking at you, and Sam notices your nervousness.

"You gotta choose princess, either people are gonna look at your ass or your whole body."

That sets a sparkle inside your body and you moan as his finger pushes inside.

"F-front!" You yell and breathe out and it even surprises Sam to hear.

"Oh, you're a naughty one." He chuckles and immediately manhandles you to put you in this position, he lifts your thighs placing you on the hood, takes off your shorts and throws them on the ground, and spreads your legs apart. He grabs your thighs again to lean you further down.

"Don't get too comfy. I wanna see your house too."

He's not one for too much talking and your eyes stay on his hard cock pointing so hard underneath his grey sweatpants that has your pussy clenching already.

And he sees that. And he smirks.

"Poor little pussy thinks I'm gonna take her when I've been dreaming about that ass for a week." He chuckles and frees his cock, spitting on it and stroking it. God his hand was so big and yet his cock looked so thick.

"Deep breaths baby, let's go. Try not to disturb the whole neighborhood."

And he pushes in his cock to your ass that has you moaning loud.

"Shush, sh. Baby c'mon. Be civil." He warns and you bit down your lips trying to suppress your sounds. He goes slow at it, watching you whittle underneath him, your hands trying to hold on to his thighs as he slowly picks up the pace.

It feels dirty and primal to do in public like this, outside your new house in your new neighborhood with practically a stranger. He is quite expected with his moves, sensual to the way he is stretching you out, praising your body as he does so, calling you beautiful and a goddess.

You want to touch yourself but the way he is talking and mocking your pussy at the same time has your mind hazy.

"Ohhhh, she's clenching, she's begging. Damn, I might even have to ruin her one day, look at her. Wonder if she can take me deep like your pretty ass does." His hands are under your thighs having brought your body so further down that has you feeling him deep. You know it'll hurt for days and you're thankful in that moment for having a job where you need to stand up for hours.

But right as you think you can't take it anymore and you start pleading with him, he places his thumb on your clit and rubs it until your juices are shaking his hand and your draw blood from how hard you're biting your lips.

Then he slips out of you, leaving your asshole empty as he takes his cock in his fist and starts stroking it, aiming for your thigh. Then he paints you with his cum as if you were his canvas and praises you for doing so well for him.

"Hey, Y/N"

"What?" You say breathlessly.

"Welcome to the neighborhood."

And he welcomed you well for the rest of the day.

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[spn-fanfic-reblog-writes]

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