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honest question to the lesbian/bi girls on here. we all know happy trails are hot on men but are they attractive on girls too? *cough cough* asking for a friend :))
#its an honest question#need to know if girls find it hot#lesbian#lesbianism#wlw#wuh luh wuh#women#homosexual#sapphic#happy trail#that friend is totally not me 🤫#question#ask#real question#BRO SOMEONE ANSWER :))#bisexual#bi
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gym clothes under the work clothes bc priorities
#on GOD these calves will GROW#hi#me#my face#selfie#mirror selfie#cute girl#girls who lift#girls with tattoos#penguin socks#wombats#happy wednesday#the work shirt is not on lol I do not walk around like this#the protein intake today is absolutely BANANAS#fuck I need a nap#if you find me asleep on a pallet out back mind your business#hot girl shit#as always#be my friend#message me#or don't that's cool too#lord knows half of yall are gonna send unsolicited pics and then delete when I don't reply in 14 seconds#but if not!! I have work drama and babygirls to talk about!!#the babygirls in question are men who work on motorcycles all day#ok#i love yall#love me#later taters
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Mirage and Gabriel frottage. Aaaaaaand send post
#This pairing has been on my mind as of late despite its complete lack of canonical logistics. It's kind of cute to me.#I like to imagine Gabriel would see her as just “V1‚ but a girl”. And that this would do interesting things to his head.#He'd see his attraction as somewhat more 'acceptable' this way. Up until the very moment he starts realizing another thing about himself.#Mirage would find this extremely entertaining I think. And hot.#Anyway what I'm getting at is that someone needs to forcefem that angel and I know Mirage could do it.
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once again thinking about limes very quick descent into madness surrounding the time when he realizes he might like mochi after the first night he spends cuddling with her. always love the slow start of "Okay she's kinda cute I guess. She has cute tendencies sometimes. There, you happy? I admitted it. Now leave me alone." which in the span of about 3 days RAPIDLY spills into being unable to think about anything else to the point he can barely hold a conversation with anyone because his mind keeps daydreaming back to holding her in his arms. All day feeling like "I can still feel her warmth on me..." and has to keep being snapped back to reality by everyone around him
he can barely even talk to mochi because he keeps thinking about it. has no idea what to say to her the next day. is very quiet. and mochi thinks hes mad/uncomfortable with her now, since hes always so standoffish to girls at school she thinks she might be in that category now. so the next night while lime is about to go to bed, STILL THINKING ABOUT IT, and he gets a text from her that reads something like: [Hey lime!! about last night- sorry i fell asleep on you!! i know your not super comfortable with that stuff!! it wont happen again!! 🙇♀️ see you tomorrow!] and he feels his heart drop to his fucking stomach. lays there reading it back over and over with his thoughts a mix of "Yeah I guess that makes sense, it happened by accident. It was never gonna be a repetitive thing." vs "Won't happen again...? Like....ever? Are you fucking kidding me? I never get that ever again?"
eventually after an hour of tossing and turning, thinks up some bullshit excuse to sneak over to her house and climb up over her little bedroom balcony, knocks on her window and says something like "Hey uhhh you forgot one of your socks over at my place so I brought it back." or something that is absolutely stupid and could've definitely waited for the next day. manages to weasel his way into crawling into her bed with her because every bone in his body is telling him to.
huheuheu love to see lime aching for her eheheh
#rambles because i need to study instead of draw#but i want them to be soft and cuddly#he ITCHES for her after that first night#i think growing up lime always thought he would like. end up with some bombshell blonde hot lady or something.#since everyone around him is like (wow hes so handsome!!) as a kid hed think ahh im gonna end up with some supermodel or something for sure#but he didnt really know what to expect with romance cuz hes too lazy to get to know someone new and go through the notions of dating#so he figured for him...finding a girl he liked might be one of those love at first sight things#like hed see some girl at a baseball game or something and shed be the one#and all of a sudden all at once he starts feeling things towards mochi and its NOT AT ALL how he expected his love life to kickstart#hes like ahaha no way.....mochi?? nahh....why would i like her?? pff....haha....#(a few days later) i want her everything and i want it right fucking now#and this all happens about a day before he finds out shes a witch
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this is so ???
#stream#girl ….#ok well not the commentary but the beef w this is that it’s fat = unhealthy & it’s not the case#like girl …. IM UNHEALTHY#PPL JUST SAY IM HEALTHY BC PHYSICAL I LOOK IT#but internally i am A Mess#Not Including Mental Issues#he came here w no photo & i sent face ? he responded w pics & i POLITELY DECLINED#GET OUT OF MY DMS TWINK#he sent ‘how big is ur dick’ & when i said ‘small :(‘ he responds w ‘& u fuck fat guys ? how does that work ?’ ‘w patience & determination#lol’ & then he said ‘u passed’ like girl what !!! PASSED WHAT !!! I PASSED U UP 2ND MESSAGE#but honestly he is soooo pretty i can’t block him bc i want to find out how he’s skinny#then i’ll block him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)#i loveeeee using peopleeeeee#it’s called winning#like also he genuinely would look hot like after surpassing at least 100kg so i mean#‘so he’s 25kg ?’ no bitch hes probably like 70 MAYBE#so 170kg ?????? owo#like i think my typical minimum is like 188cm 115kg so like idk#+3 cm/4kg / -3cm/2kg#u know proportionally#i’m so HORNYYYYYYYY#i need this dealer to come EXACT at 8.30 so i can fuck this DADDY HOPEFULLY TONIGHT#ok but also low key i’m just trying to goad him into become a feedee#like ALSKALKSLAKSLASLALKSLAKSLA#he has Fattening Potential#I can Mould Him
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once again TROUBLED by how good my game is when flirting with my best friend, imagine if i actually used that with people im trynna pull
#shut up dave#the obvious point-out is. there ARE no ppl im trying to pull. if there were i might employ such skills#though what makes it so easy w riv is that we do think the other is hot but have no interest in hookin up. and also we know each other v we#so it doesnt mean anything when i push them against a wall like 'do you wanna find out' when they say that#'i have the vibes of those ppl who act like theyre vanilla but are super kinky' or whatever. bc its FUNNY#'do i look like i eat the souls of children for breakfast?' u look like u eat lucky charms cereal#cause girl your looks have charmed me and im hoping to get lucky tonight..............#tbf i flirt like that w dawn too so ig that means i can v much do it w ppl i AM interested in too <3#however here i get the debuff of no bilingualism. literally halving my potential :/// dawn u need to learn romanian. please.#JUST so i can throw more awful pick up lines at u <33
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gUYS I THINK IM EXPERIENCING MY FIRST ACTuAL CRUSH RN OhMYGoSH
#not a boredom crush#not an obsession#but an actual crush#who i adore#and find very hot#oh my gosh#at the ripe age of seventeen#i didnt think this day would come#life of a teen girl#diary#girlblog#crush#that i would actually go out with#and maybe even marry#but i need to get to know him better first
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People are too focused on making characters attractive rather than giving them actual interesting character designs.
#text#and then they complain about 'same face syndrome'#like you know the fix for that is to not worry about making a character attractive right#you're so focused on making people like a character that you don't give them actual any character to their design#it's just generic guy or girl who people can thirst after and then ignore the personality of anyways#idk im someone who doesn't find anything like 'attractive' really all features are neutral to me#but i know what is considered conventionally attractive and i think people need to stop assume attractive = good character design#the aroace in me makes me immune to the 'this character is hot so you obviously like them right' bs
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Creepy guy liking all my posts on Instagram and commenting “U always look so beautiful” etc. etc. Why is my life like this. I want to die.
#this is a third person from the two men I mentioned earlier this week . although this guy is still substantially older than me.#although unlike the other 2 older guys I am genuinely freightened of this person in some ways#he is fine to talk to in person a little but quirky but his Instagram/Facebook really freaks me out#he’s still into creepy pasta well into his 30s and he seems to get obsessive over women#I think he’s bi (although on other ocassions he’s said he’s only into men) yet whenever he breaks up with a girl he says he’s never dating#women again because they’re all crazy#he also really fetishes women in a weird way - he’s the type to do those weird duets with hot women on tik tok (the ones you find on cringe#accounts) and he finds a woman he knows vaguely irl and posts multiple images of her to his Instagram stories#saying that he’s their biggest fan and in love with them essentially#also his most recent story is about how he needs to be with someone because he has a really high sex drive and can’t stand with not being#without a partner#like that’s just a really fucking weird thing to put on your story#and what did he do after that? he started liking all my photos and commenting hearts under them#why can’t a normal person be interested in me#why am I thrust into these situations#I feel like I’m going insane
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being a child of divorce will make you conscious of things like 'bird misogyny' and 'bird grounds for divorce'.
#making a post about it because i've reached rito village and i find it SO FUNNY how no one mentioned that the two most prominent rito women#(saki and amali) talk like they're being oppressed. saki is like 'my husband is teaching my toddler how to be a warrior even though i dont#want him to become one and also he's gone on some murderous revenge rampage that will likely get him killed and leave me a single mom.#could u help.' and it's like. girl im not sure ANYONE can help you now. leave him. meanwhile amali is juggling 5 kids while kass is off#doing... what /is/ he doing? fulfilling his teacher's wish? smtg like that? anyway they should both leave. it's not worth it.#freya talks loz#it's so funny. literally all i've ever heard about botw's rito is that they're warriors so i walked in assuming that meant everyone#and also the very many fanfics/art/comics talking about how teba would feel conflicted about leaving medoh to link because he's so young#like sorry babes i know he's hot but teba does /not/ feel conflicted about rearing child soldiers. he's creating one in his own house.#maybe he's different after the vah medoh quest or in totk but the whiplash of expecting that and warrior rito women and realising that's#not how it is at all is SO FUNNY.#rito women need to fly south to meet the town filled with hot muscular women to teach them about feminism. and bisexuality#i think i've met harth's wife too but i dont recall either her or him saying much about each other.
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why do i always get hyperfixated on D-list celebrities that are barely googleable and you'll have seen everything that you can find on them online in an hour (including their personal facebook which they haven't updated since 2019)
#ig it's bc I'm not actually attracted to real celebrities and i like people who are a bit unreachable and i don't really know so i can#admire and obsess over them from a distance#whether that's my hot colleague or a guy in a fringe show or someone in her breakout role as a side character in some minor tv drama#i just don't like major celebrities bc i suppose i don't find the Hollywood beauty ideal hot and people need to be a bit flawed and ugly or#mean or whatever to be attractive#not saying this like I'm not like other girls. like. im the sort of autistic who wants to be like other people#this is about a guy in a fringe show#obsessed#idk why but i saw him in the opening number and was like awh he's not the main character:( i want him he's so cute. but then he was the main#character yay:)
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Not to sound off-putting... however, the number of times I've had sex can probably be counted on both of my hands...and that was a very long time ago, and because of that, I fear that not only am i gonna go feral the next time it happens but also something much much much worse. Attached.
#oh but youre so hot GURL THAT DOESNT MEAN I DONT HAVE TRUST ISSUES & CAN B SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO SOMEONE EASILY#werent you with someone for almost 4 years? yeah and she was mean and i dont like even kissing someone who throws things at me >:0#i think thats why im also waiting im gonna wait this one out guys until i find someone who actually wants to be with me#and makes love to me because idk what thats like and i need to be bewitched body and soul#wlw nsft#wlw smut#wlw post#sapphic#lesbianism#off putting#you can throw a rock at my window and play in your eyes by peter gabriel on a boombox but just dont throw the damn boombox at me lol#actually id prefer crimson clover by joan jett or something with a sapphic undertone atleast bcuz that peter gabriel is from the movie...#....sorry i just went on a rant lol#does a pretty girl wanna make out with me after knowing that?#bewitched#long tags#pride and prejudice#bewitched body and soul
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sometimes i go deep into my tags for a player and like🧍♂️who let me on the internet who let me talk about men who let me do anything honestly wtf
#the FACT that i have mutuals from back then who are still active#i’m so. god i will never reveal the names of the players i used to be deeply insane about circa 2018-19#half of them weren’t even like. actually hot players :/ some of them were. and i was so right. but some of them are like. girl…#anyway the names of the players i used to be insane abt in the tags are between me and whichever angel blocks the doors to heaven#i just needed you all to know that if you are determined enough you are able to find my darkest moments on tumblr#not hockey
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come to me you stupid boy so i can fall in love with you all over again
#🍂 arian's shit#he is so stupid and he makes ME so stupid#makes me go AAAAA#he hearted all of my messages on instagram and i screenshotted it and i look at it#WHY DO YOU LIVE S HUNDRED MILES AWAY. GET YOUR VISA APPROVED AND CAN LIVE WITH ME IN THIS HELL OF A COUNTRY#we will find a rat in the nyc subways and you will be scared of it first and i will laugh and tell him “you'll get used to it”#and that's the truth. after the fourth time it doesn't even faze him#i will show you around my school tell you how much the middle school sucks and i will be so proud when i tell everyone that you are#my friend and we have known each other since birth#you'll throw snow at me when the first spell of winter comes and i'll maybe stare at you for a hot moment before i hit back#we will laugh about all the white people together#i will keep telling him how smart he is he is a genius and i'll keep saying that until he is annoyed#hey maybe i'll tell him he is pretty too or maybe not#and i'll tease him whenever a girl comes to talk to him because i know i don't have a chance with him and the thought does kill me#but i need to see him happy and i need to see him be loved#mlm yearning#mlm#queer#yearning hours#🌌 arian contemplates his universe
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funny thing abt my country is that if you go to the site of our only suicide hotline it says "hey. don't actually call if you're suicidal. go to therapy instead" aight cheers mate i never thought of that thank you for enlightening me
#they also only work at certain hours. suicidal after 2 am? damn. sucks to be you i guess#(i get that part tho. hard to find volunteers to work 24/7 and you can't pay anyone when you're running on donations)#i think they may have upped their staff numbers now due to the war...? since everyone's in emotional distress lol#still. the suicidal thing is funny. bc if look up anything suicide related on google it immediately gives you a pop up with this hotline#and like nah bro actually i SHOULDN'T call this hotline. they told me not to. sorry#(not that i would have anyway. i can't talk on the phone I'd rather kms)#(they have a whatsapp service but this works maybe 2 hours a day fr. not that I'd do that either)#i don't need to call a suicide hotline to vent. i have a tumblr blog. ppl here know that despite my issues i am still a hot girl at least.#......may have lost the plot there at the end.#suicide //#ask to tag
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ohhhhhh my god my lead actress's big brown eyes...... girl you're killing me......
#and my male lead is quite literally blonde with blue eyes it's ridiculous#he's ok tho. actually i did find out today he played clarient in marching band in hs#so that's a red flag but hey i just need him to act and he's been pretty great at it. red flags are allowed <3#he also got us our other guy we needed for some small scenes. so he's been invaluable despite the serial killer eyes#in truth he actually looks lke a panda to me. there's nothing wrong with his serial killer blue eyes i'm being mean#sorry for being anti men who play clarient. in my defense i've known those guys and i have never met one that didn't annoy me a little#anyway. she has beautiful big brown eyes and he is there. and our other guy is beautifully tragic and doomed <3#that was my criteria for casting him. i said 'he needs to look beautiful and tragic' and then we found him#he did great today. i don't know if he likes me but he showed up and he wore all the outfits i told him to wear so#actually i think i act weird around good looking men. i think it's because once a hot guy is around i get one notch lower on the hierarchy#and i'm usually up there. frankly. so i don't like being lowered...#i mean you guys will see what he looks like eventually i'm gonna post the link to the film when it's done and i'm graduated#but he's Hot. i was scared of him for a moment. he was wearing sunglasses. and then i made him walk up a bigass hill#and then i made him be in vaguely homoerotic pictures. his words. he didn't seem to mind there were jokes had. jests even#and tomorrow at 11am im gonna make him stand on a bed and put stars on a wall while yelling at him to smile and look pretty#and well. that's awesome. heirarchy is restored once we all remember that i'm the guy in charge......#anyway. i had an eventful day. 8am to now. i gotta go to sleep girls.#unfortunately that's not happening soon due to i've committed myself to reviewing today's footage. ok
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