#need more time to do more this but HNGH BUSY

[yellowocaballero]

Survival in another world begins with a death.

It’s just genre convention. Usually for transmigrations or reincarnations, although sometimes regressions follow the pattern. Isekais where the main character dies suddenly and wakes up in another world are very popular. The method of death is usually pretty simple: hit by a truck or death by overwork are the most common. It’s never important. Death was only a method, a panel or a few lines in the beginning to explain how the lead left their world to wake up in another body and become the protagonist of a story.

The story requests something of the reader: that you don’t stop and wonder about the lives left behind. The lead is usually an orphan with no loved ones, friends, career, or future. Their death is inconsequential and meaningless, because they will not be remembered. They will find love and family and a future in the new world. Please do not worry about their old life. Death doesn’t matter if you mattered to nobody. Death is good if the life was bad. 

Ways of Survival was my favorite story. Within its snow-white gardens I was Yoo Joonghyuk. Reading other isekais, I was only ever the solitary person trapped in a hopeless world. I could not follow the will of the story: I always wondered about the people left behind in the other world. 

Did these leads never come home because nobody remembered them?

If somebody remembered them…would they come home?

New fic drop tomorrow! Please keep a lookout for The Ending of Han Sooyoung: featuring one yearning and emotionally constipated man, one self insert Mary sue, and one extremely pathetic nerd.

I meant to get this posted today, but things got very busy. That's also why I forgot to mention that this fic exists at all jalksdf.

[inou-ie]

Ruan Mei? More like Ruin Me.

As a member of the genius society, she’s just as much of an eccentric as the rest. She hired you as a secretary to help her with her work. Organize files, create her schedule, getting fucked dumb… All the usual.

Even when she’s busy tinkering with something she’ll be idly playing with you, drawing out orgasm after orgasm until you can’t even string together two words, much less a full sentence. She likes having something you to do with her hands, it helps her think, and the sound of your voice moaning wordlessly is nice background noise.

And I’m the odd case where both of her hands are busy well, she has other ways she can toy with you. Either one of her devices she invented to keep you cumming until you pass out (then cleans you up and puts a blanket over you) or simply creative ways to use her body. You could grind on the thighs, eat her out, or she could play with you using her feet under her desk. Really the possibilities are endless, the only guarantee is that you will wake up a few hours later and have to clean up her office while your own slick and cum runs down your thighs.

In conclusion: step on me mommy

Hngh ruin me, Ruan Mei...

She'd definitely do those, letting you sit on her lap while she thinks and as she does so, her fingers would be moving around deep inside you. She's so deep in thought that she won't even notice when you cum, she'll just keep pumping her fingers in and out until she successfully thinks of something useful and you'd be there quivering, making a mess on her lap. She can't blame you though, she wasn't able to count how many times she made you cum.

and OH, eating her out under the table when both of her hands are busy... her sighs of pleasure and soft moans... you have to be careful not to overdo it though, she needs to focus... just give her long licks and gentle sucks here and there and she'll give you a reward for your good behavior after she's done.

Oh the things I'd let Ruan Mei do to me... 🤤

[xodarling]

I just need something with Himiko (HSR) Just getting it doggy style with a strap on and Himiko or the reader to have a major exhibition kink..🥴

like imagine himiko getting fucked behind close doors but she's trying to get Dan or someone else to stay away from coming in the room by talking to them and trying not to moan

Please 🤲

QUIET DOWN - xodarling

includes: what the request says, fem!reader, himeko’s sick of your shenanigans, but she complies anyway cuz she luvs u😘 , insatiable!reader, ur younger than her, lowercase writing, usage of y/n, pet names (hun, darling, mama (not in a weird way), dear)

a/n: okay 🤲

“please, please, please!” right now, you’re begging himeko to have sex with you, again. “honey, we just made love not too long.” she sighs, “hime.. i can’t do it later, i’m busy!” you hit the mattress below you like a little baby having a tantrum.

“okay, hun.” himeko sighs with a slight giggle, she really can’t understand how you manage to have so much energy no matter what you do. once himeko gave you an okay you practically pounced on top of her, strap quickly put on since it wasn’t too far away.

you quickly discarded her clothing, and attacked her already bruised neck, adding even more bruises. himeko softly moans as your lips press against the skin of her neck, relaxing as you take your time littering her skin with hickeys.

you grab her tits, playing with the fat surrounding the nipple and then the nipple itself. you take a bite into her milky flesh, leaving a bite mark on of her boobs.

himeko sighs as you take your time sucking and biting her tits. once you had your fill you go lower and lower, kissing her stomach and then her cunt. “mama, you’re dripping.” you run a finger over her slit, “of course i am, you treat me so well.” himeko sighs out.

you then position the plastic tip on top of her cunt and push it in quickly. himeko yelps out once you fully push the strap-on inside of her, her walls being stretched by your dick. once you bottom out inside her you give her no time to react and start plowing your hips into her in an animalistic way.

himeko’s back completely arches, her moans are bouncing off the walls while her chest jiggles with every thrust. a loud moan rips itself out her throat once you hit that spongy spot inside her walls, yelps and whines get louder the more you hit her g-spot. himeko felt her orgasm approaching at a rapid pace your thrusts increasing in tenfold, just a little more and she’ll cum.

“himeko? are you alright?” you stopped thrusting once you heard that calm voice speaking behind the door, before himeko could respond you turn her around, her ass in full display for you to see. “dan heng.. hnghh, what are you— doing here?” himeko bites her lip to conceal any sort of noise that she makes.

you start thrusting, quickly but not harshly to not make any sort of skin slapping happen. “i heard sounds coming from your room, i just wanted to see if you were okay.” how sweet of dan heng, worrying about his fellow express member, completely unaware of what’s happening behind that door.

you quicken your thrusts making them light and fast, “it sounded like someone was in pain.” dan heng added to the end of his sentence, himeko was face planted into her bed, her back completely arched and eyes were rolled back and brimmed with tears. “ah.. no! no, everything’s fine.. don’t worry.. hngh..”

himeko somehow manages to yelp out, the tip of your silicone dick repeatedly hits her g-spot, her back arching with how much pleasure you’re giving her, the fact that someone’s outside, completely oblivious to what’s happening makes her cunt suck in your strap even more.

“are you sure, i’m coming in—” the door knob twists just a slight bit, “no! don’t come in! i’m dealing with something personal, i need.. ah.. some alone time..” himeko’s eyes were fully white now, you’re hand gripping her and pulling it up, her back against your chest.

you move both your hands and play with her nipples, occasionally bringing one down and playing with the fat of her ass, her lip was swollen and bleeding from all the biting. her hands gripping the sheets below both of you, her mouth open wide as silent moans make their way through her mouth.

“oh, alright, i’ll be going then.” dan heng mutters through the door, his voice getting farther before it completely disappears. once his voice stops you push himeko down, making her back arch once again and grab her hips to start plowing away again.

curses and whines start to bounce off the walls wildly, loud slaps of skin on skin as your hips meet hers. “darling..! slow— ah.. down!” himeko whines out, her grip on the sheets getting tighter and tighter, your hands coming down and striking himeko’s ass as you watch it ripple with each thrust.

himeko’s back started to arch even more as her tongue lolled out her mouth, drool dripping down and wetting the sheets. loud almost pornographic moans get even louder as you sneak one of your hands down to her clit, ferociously rubbing it.

her slick starts to drip down her thighs, her orgasm rapidly approaching. your hips start to smash against her ass, the fat of it jiggling with each harsh thrust, you throw your head back as sweat starts to trail down your body, leaving a thin coat of sweat all over your body.

himeko makes more incoherent sounds, trying to warn you about her getting close, not like that’s necessary her cunt sucking in your strap was enough for you to know. you lean down and bite at her soft shoulder, leaving a red bite mark on it.

a loud moan leaves himeko’s throat, the tight knot in her stomach getting tighter, she reaches her hand back tapping your bare thigh, wordlessly telling you she was about to cum. “please, hime, cum for me..” you whine against her ear, your hips burning as your animalistic thrusts get harder and faster.

she arched her back completely, her thighs start to shake as she yelps out something that sounded like your name. your hips don’t stop, continuing to fuck her through her orgasm, her moans get louder as your tip hits that spot inside her again and again.

her face is buried into a pillow she grabbed, her loud almost ear deafening moans are muffled by this pillow. that pure orgasmic pleasure courses through himeko’s body in waves, each one intensified by your thrusts, her walls clamping down even tighter as your hips force the strap even deeper.

her hips are bucking as you continue to fuck her during and after her orgasm, only stopping when your hips give out from all strength you were using to fuck her. your body falls and lands on top of himeko, your bare chest pressed against her smooth back as you both pant from exhaustion.

himeko sighs into the pillow, attempting to collect herself as sweat drips down her body. she whimpers quietly when you straighten your back and place your hands back on her meaty hips, giving her ass a loud slap.

“let’s go again, yeah?” you pant out, you flip himeko onto her back and start to fondle her chest.

both of you will have to have a very awkward talk with rest of the express after this.

[redr0sewrites]

ROSE I AM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH RIGHT NOW- I HAVE BEEN HAVING IDEAS ABOUT WHAT A SUBBY LITTLE MODERN AARAVOS AU WOULD FO WHEN HE’S ALONE AND I NEED SOME TO WRITE IT PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU-

-your not so friendly (currently dying) neighborhood roach 🪳

teeheee....

🥀Cw: smut, phone sex, self edging, masturbation, praise, pwp, modern au, dom!reader

🥀minors dni

Aaravos had always had a high libido, and leaving him alone for extended periods of time often lead to him being far too needy. however, you couldn't help your busy schedule! as much as you adore your lover, you can't always be there to help him out and fuck him senseless. more often than not, when you were away, Aaravos had to turn to self pleasure to relieve himself. However, there was one small problem with that- it was near impossible for him to get off without you :(. he just needs you so much, and his hand just doesn't feel as good! this all led to the needy, desperate predicament he was in now.

"hngh-" Aaravos gasped, hips jerking upwards off of the mattress as he thrusted upwards into his fist. "fuuck hnggh-" He threw his head back into the pillows, abs clenching as he fucked himself into the tunnel of his fist. "ngh.. (name).." he groaned, whimpering as he climaxed, spraying his thighs and hand with cum.

Aaravos didn't pause for a second as his dick stayed painfully erect against his abdomen, and he began to stroke himself yet again. No matter how many times he made himself cum, Aaravos' lust didn't falter. Fantasizing about your hands, your lips, and your voice could only do so much. He kept his pace slow and sensual, sliding his hand up and down his cock, his thumb sliding over the slit where precum was already forming. Aaravos' thighs shook from overstimulation as he pumped himself, imagining his hands were yours.

"fu- fuck name, nghb i need y-you-" he gasped out, and suddenly an idea formed in his mind. what if there was a way for him to talk to you? Aaravos reached for his phone, hastily finding your contact with shaky hands. He immediately called you, quivering in anticipation as heat traveled up his face. He was still painfully hard, but he needed to hear you.

"hello baby, whats up?" you respond, cheerful as ever. Aaravos moans at the sound of your voice in his ear, thrusting into his fist as his back arched off of the bed. "i ne- need you soo much-" he gasped, little tears forming at the corners of his eyes as he bucked his hips fervently. you were barely surprised- after all, this wasn't the first time Aaravos got too needy without you. "awww, ya miss me that much?" you tease, relishing in the whiny moan from his end of the call that follows your taunts. "don't worry pretty, i'll help you," you coo at him and he whines.

🥀

"start off slow f' me, mmkay?" you drawl, listening intently to his labored breaths as he obeyed your commands. "now i want you to focus on the tip, can you do that for me?" Aaravos groans, nodding. "use your words," you whisper, and he gasps. "i-i can do that for you," Aaravos mumbles, stroking his tip and sliding up and down his length. Precum coated his tip as the knot in his abdomen began to tighten, and his thighs began to shake as a needy wail filled the room. his previous orgasms only added to his overstimulation, and he already felt a coil tightening in his stomach. "p-please, 'm so close baby, i needa cum.." Aaravos moaned, hips lifting off the bed to hump into his hand as pleasure overwhelms his senses. "hold it." you command, and Aaravos whimpers at the assertiveness in your voice.

Sobs and whines slip past Aaravos' lips as fat, glossy tears stream down his cheeks. His cock feels like it's burning with need, and hes so, so close, but he wants to be good for you. his brain fuzzes over as he continues grinding into the tunnel of his fist, the cum from his previous orgasm working as a lubricant to his ministrations. "please, i need it! please!" he sobs, pleading with you as his cock twitches against his palm. "i- i cant hold back!"

Aaravos' back arches off the bed as his eyes roll, and he hears your voice sound through the phone. Deciding to have mercy on his writhing, squirming form, you sigh. "Go on, pretty. you can cum." with your approval ringing in his ears he falls over the edge, screaming in pleasure as he comes undone. cum coats his thighs, soaking the sheets as hot white pleasure fills every nerve of his body.

you talk him through his orgasm, praising him for holding out for so long. "you did so well for me doll, your such a good boy~" you coo, smiling as he sobs in response. after a few more seconds, his whimpers and moans fade to heavy breathing and gasps. "are you okay?" Aaravos shudders, replying in his gravelly voice. "fuck, yes. i need to see you soon." you grin even wider at his words, elation filling you. "well, you won't have to wait much longer. open the door, 'm outside."

FIRST TIME WRITING IN A LITTLE BIT TBH IVE BEEN HAVING HORRENDOUS WRITING BLOCK😭 anyways this actually turned out better than anticipated soooooooo hehe

sorry if its ooc im trying my best💀

[otomiyaa]

hi, for the lee/ler hcs can u do moze from hsr? ty for reading have a good day

Lee & Ler Headcanons - requests closed!

Lee:

Although he's sensitive and at times even jumpy, he remains rather calm and doesn't panic and doesn't react very hysterically.

He can't say much when he's laughing. He's too busy controlling his laughter and his breathing, though in between breaks he might say "Don't", "e-enough", or "I'm fine" depending on the situation.

Pretty tough so he needs quite some force or convincing to reveal his most ticklish spots. His arms are very strong when he covers himself up, and it requires some skill to break through his defences.

Can have his less ticklish spots tickled without making a sound, but he would be squirming and twitching adorably, and maybe sometimes you'll hear a "hngh!" :)

Even when he's had trouble breathing if he's tickled pretty badly, he recovers quite fast again, appearing like nothing happened at all pretty soon after he finishes laughing.

Ler:

Stealth™ - his sneak attacks are quick, quiet and deadly.

Also as a ler, rather calm, dry and might even seem sarcastic. "Hm? So it tickles?" even when there's some very loud and obvious laughter.

Plans his attack very well. By the time he has his hands on his victim and tickles them somewhere, he has also already decided where he will strike next. Also because he's thinking ahead a lot, it makes it hard for the lee to escape. He has already taken different possible scenarios into account and will block every attempt.

Besides sometimes asking a question, he's pretty quiet during his attack, making the lee only more flustered because there's not much else to be heard except their hysterical laughter.

Once he has the upper hand, he doesn't actually need to pin his lee down or keep them in place. He tickles them in the exact right way to keep them under his control, with what seems like only little effort.

[luvyunjinxo]

Desperately need ningning smut :(

just hungry || ningning x fem!reader

CW: food play, not proofread, vibrator usage, sort of scissoring? (not really), both receiving

You were going insane. you were at work, so busy yet stressed out because ningning kept texting you things like "Y/n! I'm sick please come home quickly:(("

And it sounded like you could hear her saying that right through the screen. You finished up your work quickly, yet that wasn't enough for your boss. "Another sheet you need to print." you heard. You had to keep telling ning that she would have to wait an hour.

You got home, rushing to take your shoes off and ran through the slim hallway you guys had in your shared house. "Ning Yizhuo." You said in your head. You grit your teeth, obviously pissed off.

"Ning Yizhuo!! You told me you were sick and you look completely fine. I was so worried about you!" your face was so angry it showed, and to her it was funny & thought it was some type of joke.

HAHAHA, all you could hear from her mouth.

"You look like you need some rest baby." -N

"You said you were sick and I'm pissed off cause I was so worried."-Y

"No I just wanted you to come home quickly!" She giggled and started acting like a kid. You scoffed and rolled your eyes at her.

"Looks like you need a break babes .." You rolled your eyes once again, but this time instead of ignoring it she sat you on the bed. She started to unbutton your collared shirt and started to give you neck kisses in the spots that you loved. You still not questioning one bit, because you knew deep down you loved it and couldn't deny. Now unclipping your bra, she pushed you to lay on your back and her body was now in between your legs.

Her hand slowly reached out to grab the whip cream on the nightstand across your head.

"w-what are you doing n-ning?"

"I'm just hungry thats all." She shook the bottle of whip cream and applied it onto your breasts leaving you confused, but again didn't question what your baby was doing.

she then started to lick on your breasts subtly, looking up at you with puppy dog eyes while she keeps licking and flicking your bud with her tongue.

"you taste so good love~" she moved onto kissing your stomach and starting kissing in between your thighs that she just spread apart. you were sensitive in between there, and she knew it. she took off your shorts and started to eat you out so good.

you started to squirm as you were close to coming but you wanted to last longer.

"baby wait stop, please I'm gonna cum and I-I wanna enjoy this with y-you." you got up to get the vibrator that was hidden under the bed, and turned it on to the lower setting.

you commanded ningning to lay on the bed and to spread her legs, and of course she gladly did. you sat in between her legs into a squatting position, holding the vibrator between both of your wet cunts. now you could both feel the pleasure.

you turned the setting up higher and you both let out a loud groan, ugh you were close to coming again.

"s-shit y/n I'm already close a-are you?"

"almo- fuck! .. almost-" ningning supported your hips and held them so you wouldn't fall back when you passed out.

"ning! i-i cant- hngh .. hold it!" without her permission you just came directly, and I guess so did she. ningning holding your back did no help, as you fell backwards and passed out anyways. ning got up and laid next to you while you both just cuddled.

"I should really pretend to be sick more often" she smirked.

"please dont baby. also what was that about anyways?"

"I just knew your boss was giving you a hard time. plus I was just hungry" she shrugged and another makeout session was created<3.

[shadowcatzone]

i'm a little busy to do anything so here's a short collection:

Baking an apple pie for venti. He claims "your apple pies taste so good. There's nothing better!" While eating. "Sure there is," you say, taking the spoon/fork from his hands. You scoop up a bit of the cake on it, then tell him "say 'aah'!" You feed him the apple pie. He's sure his heart will explode.

Standing atop the statue of barbatos. You spread your arms as you face the city, venti has his arms in a loose grip around your hips (think titanic). You enjoy the wind like this for a while.

Venti gifting you 999 red roses. You're not sure how he carried them home (imagine A LOT of roses). He tells you "they're symbolic. Meaning i'll love you untill the end of time. And," he hands you two more, "beyond that."

nsfw/r18 under the cut

Around 1.15 am, you're seated in his church, on his altar. Legs spread, as he slowly loses himself in you. He sighs, "windblume... my name..." you gasp and moan, "bar- hngh, barbatos!". None of the nuns come out tonight.

Venti being a brat again. You tell him to shut up, he tells you to make him. In the end, he's gasping and panting, you're sitting on his face, orgasming again and again. It's a win-win, but he's not letting you off that easily.

A good 20 minutes ago, you sat up on starsnatch cliff, clothes neatly folded next to you, ass in the air, exclaiming "oh, if only my lover were here~ my adorable bard~ my lovely archon~ whatever shall i fill my poor little sobbing hole with~ haah, what should i do if someone saw me like this, all naked and vulnera-" that's when your archon descends, sighing, "well, what should i do with you?" He slaps your butt, hard. "Seems you need to be taught some common sense. Don't worry, i'll gladly take the role of teacher." You don't think he'll stop anytime soon.

[therethatstar]

eloquent question do you think phumpeem would do the nasty in peem’s art classroom at ass o’clock-

(pls don’t block me star i need you to be brave about this and enable me more)

m’am its A MONDAY MORNING !

yes. yes they would. and i shall not stop talking about this until someone writes it for me *cough* perhaps you cole *cough* but imagine phum is waiting for peem and it’s late in the night and they both have been so busy with their own stuff and to be frank, they literally haven’t done anything other than lazy handjobs here and there. and maybe because it’s hot in the art room or maybe peem just looks extra good today but phum is definitely feeling something at the pit of his stomach that’s starting to shoot straight to his dick. he’ll walk over to peem and sit himself on peem’s laps and peem would try to push him off, saying he has a deadline to meet. but phum is persistent. he’ll start literally humping on peem’s laps, grinding his dick against the firm surface of peem’s stomach. he’ll whisper something nasty like “please can i at least sit on your cock? i’ll let you work” and peem is literally just a dude, he wouldn’t give in at first by saying he’ll have to prep phum and he doesn’t have lube.

this is until phum drags peem’s hand down his body, before letting it slide to his ass, letting peem squeeze the thickness of him as he arches into the heat of peem’s body. then he traces peem’s fingers to the waistband of his pants, letting those slim fingers slip inside and it’s only then when peem’s middle finger eases between phum’s asscheeks that he feels it. the hard metal.

phum lets out a breathy moan when he feels the way peem pushes the dildo deeper, so fucking needy and wet that he feels the tip of his cock leaking against the thin fabric of his pants.

“fuck how long have you had this in?” peem bites the lope of phum’s ear as he groans out the words. “are you that desperate to have something in you? are you that desperate for a cock? huh?”

“ah—hngh…just your cock peem. only desperate for your cock. please.”

“okay then how about this,” peem leans back to look at him. “you can sit on my cock and keep it warm as i finish my panting. i will let you do that much. no touching. no moving. and if you behave then maybe i’ll fuck you after.”

who is phum to say now, moments later, he seated on peem’s cock, all snugged up and phum has to bury his head in peem’s neck, fingers gripping onto peem’s shoulder, just to keep himself from bouncing and fucking himself of peem’s cock. but peem tells him to be good and phum will try to be good. he doesn’t know how much time has passed, maybe minutes. maybe hours. phum’s mind just kind of became hazy at one point from being so overstimulated with peem’s cock inside of him. and phum has never came dry before but the moment peem decides to move his hips and thrusts into the heat of him only once or twice, phum comes so hard, he’s not even sure if he even stops coming at one point. then peem spreads him on the floor after and fucks him properly and phum just keeps coming and coming.

and sue him but phum enjoys having peem’s cock in him so much, just having it there even if they’re not doing anything that he would beg peem to let him sit on his cock whenever the chances arrive. as they’re watching movie as peem is painting. and one night, phum asks peem if he could keep his cock warm in his heat as they fall asleep. who is peem to say no. needless to say, peem definitely wakes up that morning to phum bouncing on his cock like a dog in heat.

idk who just wrote all of that. not me. leave me alone cole

[suffersinfandom]

Those were some difficult episodes to take in, yeah? Very fast! This season so desperately needs at least two more episodes to fit everything in AND let the emotional beats breathe.

I don't have anyone to yell about stuff with, so I'm sorry, but I've got to throw down a couple things here.

I was initially pretty bummed about Ed and Stede going their separate ways, but I totally understand why that happened. They're not going slow; they're STILL not talking. Stede's riding high on his new pirate fame and Ed's dipping so he doesn't hold Stede back/before Stede has an opportunity to leave him behind. I honestly wish we had time for them to spend at least an episode apart so they could both do some reflecting.

That said, Stede calling Ed a coward felt so BAD. Ow.

On a related note: wtf is up with Stede? I get why he fiddled Low right into the ocean, but setting that guy on fire?? without remorse??? Where has my sweet little goldfish gone

Guys. Boys. Darlings. You can't fuck instead of processing the fact that Stede just killed a dude on purpose for the first time ever. As soon as Stede slammed Ed against the wall, I was too busy going "NOOOOO this is definitely going to have some ramifications" to be happy for them.

Bummed about Jim and Olu! Olu's just running off to a new ship? And Jim's pretty okay with that? They're family :(

On a very positive note: protective Ed is everything to me, okay

Ed apologizing to Izzy was ummm. Uhhh. Hngh.

Too much Izzy, tbh. We could have gained some much-needed space by shaving off some of this Izzy B plot.

I miss the crew. They're there, but I want so much more of them! Another casualty of the shortened season.

I'm definitely not mad about anything that happened, but I do feel sort of hollow and dissatisfied. Maybe I'll be able to figure out why with another watch and some time... or after reading the thoughtful meta that's going to drop in the next few days. We still have one more episode, so anything could happen! Everything could get tied up neatly, even with the devastatingly short amount of time left in the season!

[writers-ex]

spider 2shin?!?! why didn't they save y/n that's so mean 😭😭😭😭i thought at least yuna would've hmp also ryujin stealing a kiss 👀🫣🥵 that's hOT THAT's HOT !!! hgnfjfhdjxhdhsndjdjsjjs excited for the next installment!!!

also yoo!!! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU LIKE PJO!??? i love pjo 😭😭😭😭 i remember waiting for the release of the last book of the series that was a sequel to pjo i read it bc i loved pjo so much skdjdjsjsjdjs

also !!! i like dancing as well we have a lot of stuff in common 💗💗💗 i mean i'm not good at it but i wanna get back to dancing as exercise hnghhh i had itzy's not shy and it'z summer memorized before as well as bp's playing w fire idk if i still do now hnghh hopefully i find the time again but wow i can't imagine dancing and singing in front of an audience i'd be too embarrassed you're so nrave for that😩

ALSO ALSO!! u right frozen 2 slayed!! icb disney deleted the video that they made for THE promotion of disney+ here probably bc the one w inti the unknown got millions of views (3M last i checked if i'm not mistaken??) compared to their other videos to promote their shows hmp!!! there's only one out of three left (https://youtu.be/1tcFWWkjKjc)

thankfully someone recorded the one that got millions of views (a member of my fave grp was there too he sang w one famous actress and another power vocal who won a tv competition) bc i downloaded the hd version of the video but deleted it bc i didn't think disney would delete another video 😭😭😭 (they deleted janella's version of How Far I'll Go that she sang for moana's release years ago bc it got more views than the original/american version so there's only one video left of that performance which is on wish bus😭😭😭)

https://youtu.be/A4ugutCN3bs

https://youtu.be/FbeaY3BHXVA wAIT NO IT's BACK?! IN THE OFFICIAL CHANNEL?! i have hope for the disney+ performance then 🥹 but it might take yrs dafuq

https://youtu.be/RbIy7RVM9OQ this one has the third performance which is so cool bc zack performed in a historical site within the capital city (i live in the greater area of the city lmao)

you won't be able to save these performances in the spotify playlist i'm afraid hngh

also last !!! thank you for the well wishes for ppop 🥹 yea you said it right haha it's just my way of contributing to helping ppop rise hngh no pressure at all but if you or anyone else is interested here's a ten min vid of a fan organized event that i didn't get to attend bc it happened on sunday and sunday is family dayy (we passed by the venue event on the way home but i didn't see anything :(( one of my fave gg made a surprise appearance after having just performed somewhere else they appeared last "KAIA" in the interview and all of this was for free no fee for artists they willingly went to perform for fans 🥹🥹🥹)

https://youtu.be/Eh0-Yb73dpA

ahhh!! thank u for listening i'm gonna give y'alls a break from the links and stuff this is my last for a while hahaha

- 😚

i will write the pt 2 of the spider!itzy y/n revenge plot when i have time and if i dont within a month plz remind me T^T anyone actually- im dead serious plz remind me i will forget

I LOVE PJO!! i read his stuff during the pandemic and it began my comfort series, i'm stoked for his next book and the disney show <333333 i am a camphalf blood camper and felt a connection with jason bc glasses buddies unite :)

and dang i just learned twice TT, bts's bapsae, pentagon shine (THATS MY SONG), and skz miroh but i've been forgotten them :,)

i gotchu here are the links to some amazing performances <3 and darn :,) i'll make a youtube playlist for myself then hehe the moana one isn't working btw T_T

link one

link two

link three

and NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you're welcome to keep spamming ik life gets busy and rough but the ask box and my dms will always be open if you need a pick me up or smol drabble or just to say hey :3 i gotchu boo

[mickstart]

hello i would like to hear your opinions on

This is such a mood. Thank you for asking!!! I love mass effect! A lot!

I probably have opinions on most characters tbh. I like the original ME1 squad the most. My shepard is a psuedo-oc and I love her and her found family SO much. Like it'd be really hard for me to pick a mass effect squadmate I dislike they're almost all very dear to me. So here's a companion tier list and then honourable mentions and explanations below

Garrus: malewife with autism. Local Man In Awe Of His Very Strong Wife. Dork. Beloved. I Am Not Immune To Turians.

Tali: wife so beloved they had to nerf her by refusing to make her bi even though if femshep romances Garrus you can find Tali fantasizing about the three of you Together at the citadel dlc party.

Wrex: that's my grandpa and I love him

Ashley: she and Shep are the two best friends who have been friends so long they always have five ongoing arguments of varying severity but they will always be The Girls. She is ONLY down in b tier because I use her so little during the actual game and I wish there had been more actual content.

Joker: that's my stupid weed smoking cousin and the only one who knows im gay at the family reunion.

Grunt: Shepard has a sign on her door when she's busy and has asked not to be disturbed and it says "SON BOY ALLOWED" with a picture of grunt. He will always be her son. He is just a baby.

Anderson: dad. I love him. but also it's true what they say once you've heard Keith David as the arbiter he is the arbiter to you forever and there's nothing you can do.

Hackett: I just really like Hackett he's like Shepard's strict but fair dad and Anderson is her fun dad.

Kasumi: Shepard's annoying little sister I LOVE getting gossip from her it made the ship feel so alive.

James: I need to help my himbo son realize he is bisexual and it's not Just Bro Things to constantly ask Cortez if he's enjoying watching you work out and thinks you're hot.

Jack: I LOVE JACK I LOVE JACK SO MUCHXHDHDDHDH BIOWARE HOMOPHOBES. If you even look at jack wrong then Natasha Shepard will kill you. That's her sister.

Miranda: I Am Not Immune To Women Or Hyper Competence.

Samara: hngh... milfs.... With a code of duty and honour and ethics.... Hnghhhhhh.

EDI: I love robot AI stories I just wish someone gave my darling friend some clothes. She looks cold.

Legion: I will make bioware pay. I swear it to you legion.

Bonus Honourable Mentions: I genuinely am a stereotypical "turians are my blorbos" mass effect player. I think more than the game probably wants me to about Saren and indoctrination and Nihlus (and how they had a Thing I'm a truther) and it's one of the reasons I hate the ending so much because bioware seem intent on pushing synthesis as the "good uwu" ending which. That's what Saren wanted to do in me1 make up your damn minds.

Okay! Dishonourable mentions!

Thane: his loyalty mission glitched on my first ever playthrough and it ruined my perfect run on the suicide mission AND got kirrahe killed in me3 bc he took Thanes place in the coup fight. I don't dislike him he's like my joke nemesis but I'd probably forgive him for the broken loyalty mission if he was more interesting to me.

Kaidan: I actually really do like kaidan this is the same thing as Thane. I took him to the tholian planet in me1 my first time out, when I was shit at game, and he just kept dying constantly leaving me at the mercy of the thralls. (Garrus, knight in shining armour, was my only hope.) When virmire happened I was like "you know what you did." The game also railroads you if you're playing with femshep and makes every conversation with him flirty which! I didn't enjoy! At all! Jesus can I just get to know you without you asking if this means I'm in love???? So thus I have spent the least time with kaidan of all the squad. I really want to do a maleshep run some day and like. Actually get to know him. Because I think he's be higher if I did.

Javik: I find the airlock stuff funny but like. The fascist colonialist overlord thing. Gets old quick! Believe it or not! I don't get on with him but he makes me laugh I guess.

Jacob: this isn't about Jacob this is about the racist and bland writing that went into him. I want to love Jacob but he has both the racist writing and the same problem as Kaidan where if you even suggest you don't want him to die the game takes it as a sign you love him

And now. The big one. The one that's gonna get my sapphic card taken away.

Liara makes me uncomfortable. The way you can see the Devs lust for her all over the way she's written and designed and posed and used. The way she fulfills every "hot alien babe" fantasy. The way asari in general are agender when bioware want to tell you it's not really gay and "just all female" the rest of the time or when they're drooling over them. The way the game railroads you the same way it does with kaidan and Jacob and probably Ashley if you're maleshep. The way she has multiple obligatory missions and the favourtism is so obvious that she's basically the only character who can ONLY die if you get the absolute worst ending of all where the entire galaxy dies. The way the game will regularly assume you romance her.

Idk I really wanted to like her I was SO excited when I found out the game had a bisexual love interest. It's not like I dislike anything at all that's actually about HER. As a character I love her she's autistic coded she's sweet she's beautiful and smart and kind. But whenever I'm interacting with her idk how else to describe it except I am taken out of the experience of the story BC I am so aware of all the contexts and shit influencing what I'm seeing and doing. She's NOT down here because I hate her. It is exclusively the fact that when I'm seeing her I am so acutely aware that I am seeing a fictional character people workshopped.

[dairy-farmer]

I know we all love people looking at sweet innocent and pretty timmy and going "aww cutie, I'm gonna fuck you :)" but consider: pathetic Tim Drake and everyone going "*deathly horny grip* hngh"

He looks sad, he looks pathetic, he looks like he's one bad day away from making a 23 step plan into killing you and making it look like suicide without ever lifting a hand in the mess, rendering him perfectly clean because he can use the excuse that 'he was never part of it. He just did a few things that set of a chain of events where the results are far too gone from his hands it can't technically be his fault anymore'. He looks like a tiny pitiful cat sadly doe-eyeing you into walking out in the rain and petting it only to be hit with it's sharp claws and a strong bite to match.

His eyebags go for DAYS and people fantasize about them being the reason, like they fuck him awake each night until dawn and he's too busy working to sleep any more than 15 minutes after. They wonder if he bites his moans down to keep quiet or if he's the loudest motherfucker with just a sharp tug on his hair. They imagine that it's his sweet hole they fuck in rather than their fist at night and sometimes they wonder if they can get away with drugging Tim and fucking him (they can. Bruce does it all the time.)

Hngh sexily depressed Tim because there's just something so sexy about the despairingly depraved feelings people feel when they look at him and go "he needs my dick in his ass rn. RN."

😂😂😂no because im just imagining someone texting tim "noooo don't kill yourself you're so sexy aha" and tim is just staring blankly at it before blocking their number.

tim was cute and so full of life when he young, but now he's aged a decade in just two years and he's TIRED. he wants to do his work and sleep. that's it that's all he wants. he doesn't have the time or patience for incompetence and he WILL bite. people see him scurrying the halls of titan's tower, the cave, and the watchtower and just bite their lips because he's half hunched over and busy working his little fingers into whatever tool he's fidgeting with.

but he's still so soft looking. he has these big little eyes that are lined with exhaustion and they look up at someone like they're his savior if they offer him a granola bar. it's an addicting feeling. he eats in these little bites and he sways with sleep if he stays still for too long.

he's constantly working looking like he's on the verge of a breakdown and sometimes they wonder if they could sneak up behind tim and pull down his pants and touch him while he was working.

they imagine pressing tim onto his back and fucking into his hot little pussy. would he pay them any mind at all? or would he just keep typing away on a tablet or computer because he's trying to meet a deadline and he has no time to shoo away some horndog humping into his pussy.

tim would let it happen, if it was too annoying to deal with. he's busy working and ignores the hands squeezing his tits and ass, the mouth sucking hickeys into his throat and the cock desperately rutting against the wet seam of his cunt.

the only time that tim is finally still and calm, at peace is when he's asleep or knocked out. tim eats or drinks whatever is handed toward him without a second though. he's so wary yet also so trusting. it wouldn't be hard to drug him, in fact bruce has mastered the art of it.

when he sees tim getting too into his head, when he sees him falling to deep into the abyss. bruce fucks him straight again.

he gives him enough tranquilizer to knock out a cow and fucks him deep and fast and rough. he abuses his clit until it's red, hot, and throbbing. he forces orgasm after orgasm into tim. he feels his insides got tight and clamp down on the cock inside him.

it helps. because tim wakes up sore from sleeping in an odd position but refreshed. he wakes up energized like his body has been hit with a reset button.

bruce just nods approvingly when tim is back to himself. he just needs to be fucked back to normality that's it.

bruce figured it out when tim was dosed with pollen and spent days in pain as he tried desperately to squeeze more pleasure out of himself. all slobber, drool, and tears as he fucked his fingers deep inside.

but when it was done. when it was over. it was like tim had been reviatlized.

some people got fucked stupid but tim? oh tim was different.

he needed to get fucked to be better when he worked all that tension out of his system that was when he could finally get back in control.

it's hard to resist, especially when you see tim struggling to desperately to keep his head above water.

he's an adorable little thing, a cute little animal when he's desperate and needy.

and he's made to be fucked.

[rizubaby]

Sex underneath the stars | Kaito Momota.

18+ content warning | minors dni.

genre ; NSFW oneshot.

request ; Kaito and reader having sex underneath the stars, but Kaito keeps interrupting the mood by talking about space.

tags ; fem!reader, boyfriend experience, oral/fingering, semi-rough sex, sex outside, vulgar language.

Location: courtyard of the academy.

Time: 10:25 pm.

. . .

"K-Kaito, not so fast!" you giggle, your purple spiky haired boyfriend of nearly three months hastily dragging you by your arm as you struggled to keep up with him. After a long and tiring day, the sun has already set and has made room for the gentle glow of the moon. You had both been busy all day, and the suggestive and lustful looks you were giving each other were NOT helping in the slightest. Every time you'd walk past each other, you could feel the unspoken sexual tension build up. God, you wished he would just drag you out for a few minutes and rail you in the nearest empty classroom. But that's not what happened.

Patiently awaiting the day to end and everybody to go back to their dorms, Kaito had come up with a plan. While you two were busy "tidying up the classroom", the rest of the other students made their way back to their rooms. What a perfect lie that was. Fortunately, none of them suspected anything or thought it was odd you two would stay behind. You had agreed to keep your relationship a secret for the time being, because you valued your privacy and wanted to see where this relationship was heading.

As soon as the announcement for nighttime passed, a lustful grin appeared on Kaito's face. You walked up towards him and eagerly pulled him in for a kiss, expecting him to undress you right then and there and fuck the life out of you. But he didn't.

"Kaito? What's wrong?" you asked, looking up into his deep lilac eyes. He smiled at you, immediately grabbing you by your wrist. "I have a much better idea. Come with me."

. . .

As he was quickly dragging you through the halls of the school, you soon walked out into the courtyard. Looking up at the sky, you stood there in awe for a second as the dark midnight sky and bright stars completely surrounded you. Kaito wasted no time and dragged you further back, to the place where you two kissed for the first time, and where he later asked you to be his girlfriend.

"It's... beautiful," you whisper, eyes still wandering to observe the endless amount of small and bright stars. Your eyes dart back over to your boyfriend, who was looking at you with a small smirk. He swiftly wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you closer, lustfully pressing his lips against yours.

Soft little whimpers escaped your lips as you continued your passionate kiss, feeling his hands slowly slide down and squeeze your beautifully shaped ass. He couldn't contain his large grin as he was cupping your soft behind, and it was kind of adorable. Soon after, he pulled away from your kiss for a moment and gently laid you down on the grass, eagerly pulling off your shirt and his and tossing them aside. He brought his face closer and lustfully started sucking on your tits while one of his hands made it's way down your panties.

"K-Kaito, h-hah..." you whimpered, finally feeling his hands and mouth all over you just like you'd been fantasizing about all day. You felt your face burn up, looking down at him as he was sucking on one breast and squeezing the other, slowly pulling down your panties with his other hand. He let go of your soft breasts and smirked, pressing two fingers against your dripping entrance.

"Mm, you're so wet for me baby..."

All you could do was let out a surprised whimper, feeling the cold air and his warm fingers against your folds simultaneously. As he slowly pushed his fingers deeper inside of you, he leaned in for another sweet kiss to muffle your moans. Your face was burning hot, and all you could focus on in that moment was how good his fingers felt inside you.

As he was thrusting his fingers in and out of you and stimulating your g-spot, he let his eyes wander for a moment and looked up at the sky. Like a child fixated on a toy inside a toystore, his attention quickly moved towards all the constellations in the sky above you.

"Babe, look! That's Ursa Major!"

He nudged you and pointed at the sky, his finger tracing the outline of the constellation. What the hell? Um, hellooo, we're busy here! And how the hell is he able to finger you and focus on something completely different at the same time?!

You looked up at him in confusion, not really being able to comprehend what was happening. His fingers were still working their magic, yet your arousal immediately plummeted significantly. His face turned towards you again for a second, and he started sucking on one of your breasts once again. You decided to laugh it off for now, dismissing it as another one of his quirky characteristics. Trying to focus on the pleasure he was giving you again, you let your fingers run through his hair.

Not even a minute or so later, he stopped, and with a childishly excited expression he started rambling on about space and everything he knew about the constellations he had just observed.

"Babe, did you know that the constellation of Ursa Major and Ursa Minor could be traced back to the Cosmic Hunt myths, which date back more than 13,000 years? And did you know that--"

"Kaito, stop!"

The purple haired boy immediately stopped talking, and looked at you with a surprised expression. He did not expect you to react like that, so it instantly clicked that there was something wrong. You grabbed his wrist, signaling him to stop. You sighed.

"Listen, I know you love talking about space. And it is a beautiful night tonight, I really appreciate that you took me here. But... baby, we're kind of in the middle of something!"

You could see the expression on his face change, and he seemed to get a little embarrassed by his actions. You cupped his face in your hands and looked deeply into his eyes.

"We've been waiting for this all day, I need you so bad. So please... give me your full attention."

Something about the way you said it made him instantly forget everything he wanted to say, and he felt the tent in his pants growing. The way you always managed to snap him out of it and make him focus on you made him appreciate you even more. You knew him better than anyone and always knew what he needed, and somehow whatever you'd say to him now would only make him want to fuck you even more.

"You're right. I'm sorry... let me make it up to you," he stated, bringing his face to your neck and gently planting kisses all over. He brought his lips closer to your ear, and whispered;

"Let me show you how much I need you."

Hearing him say that in that low and lustful voice of his made your pussy throb. You wrapped your arms around him and pulled him as close to you as he could, reaching down and cupping him through his pants. A soft grunt escaped him as he started kissing down your neck and collarbones, reaching down as well to pull down his pants and boxers. But instead of positioning himself in front of your entrance, he slowly kissed his way down to the inside of your thighs, making your longing for him almost unbearable.

"As much as I want to feel you around me, I want to taste you first..."

Without warning, he hungrily started lapping at your clit. Your back arched in response, and you frantically reached for him. Gripping onto his hair tightly and your legs shaking, the sudden shift in tone made you near your climax already. Aroused little moans and whimpers came out of you, and he loved every sound you made.

"That's it, cum for me baby.. Cum on my face, hm..." he mumbled, the vibrations of his voice against your skin sending shivers up your spine. Within seconds, your first high washed over you and it left you a trembling mess with your boyfriend's face between your thighs. A satisfied groan came from him as he licked your soaked folds, making you extremely flustered by how much he loved it when you came on his face.

Without saying a word, Kaito quickly got up and lifted your legs over his broad shoulders, positioning himself at your entrance and rubbing the tip of his cock in between your lips.

"K-Kaito, p-please, I need-- Ah!"

Finally not being able to contain himself any longer, he pushed his length all the way inside. He let out a soft grunt and immediately started pumping into you. His pace was incredible, and the way he filled you up was just perfect. With your legs in the air and over his shoulders, the angle in which he was pounding into you made him go even deeper. He reached down and started stimulating your clit with his thumb whilst he was fucking you, grinning at the sight of your flustered face.

"Mm, you feel so fucking good around me baby.." He muttered, firmly gripping your hips with his other hand. Seeing you in a state of pure extacy made him so incredibly hard for you, slowly picking up the pace with every thrust. The sloppy sounds of your bodies colliding and aroused moans made for a beautiful symphony, something you'd be thinking about long after this night.

"F-Fuck, I'm gonna cum soon... S/o, come with me," Kaito whispered, leaning forward and muffling both of your moans with another lustful kiss. He wrapped his arms around you and pulled you close as you tightly wrapped your legs around his waist. He was thrusting into you so hard and so fast, it felt like you were going to lose your mind at any moment. All you could do was incoherently moan out his name while digging your nails into his back. Kaito's face was buried against your chest, clenching his jaw as his breathing became increasingly hitched and laboured. "A-Ah, f-fuck..! Baby, come with me- Hngh!"

Feeling your walls tightly clench around his cock, his thick ropes of cum finally spilled inside of you, making you let out a final loud moan. Milking him of every last drop, he grunted loudly as he rode out his high. He honestly couldn't believe you felt so fucking good. This was by far the best sex you ever had since you two got together.

He finally collapsed on top of you, both panting heavily as you slowly came down from your incredible orgasms. Kaito gently pulled out, admiring the sight of his thick cum dripping out of you. He chuckled, a satisfied smile forming on his face as he reached down and kissed you lovingly.

Kaito quickly grabbed his coat and hung it over your shoulders. He laid back down on the grass with his hands behind his head and you nuzzled up against him, looking up at the stars once again.

"That was amazing, heh... We should really do this more often," he laughed.

"Okay, but you have to promise me to not talk about space anymore while we have sex."

"Hahaha, fine. I only have eyes for you anyway."

[sergeantsporks]

Do You Want the Knife You Left In My Back, or Can I Keep It?

Rating: Teen and up, Gen

An injured Hunter wanders into Hexside. What was Luz supposed to do, just let him bleed out on the floor?

Ch 2/5: Settling In

Ch 1

Ao3

Hunter woke up facedown on a couch. His back ached and throbbed, and he felt weak all over. Ugh—

“Hello!”

Hunter yelped as a bird—worm—thing—stuck its head in his face.

“Luuuuuuuz, he’s uuuuuuuup!”

The human shooed the bird-worm-thing out of Hunter’s face. “Hey! Get out of his personal space, Hooty!”

Hunter groaned, putting his face back in the couch. “Where am I?”

“The owl house,” Luz replied casually.

Hunter yelped again, rolling off of the couch. “I can’t be—” the movement sent spikes of pain hammering through his nerves, and his vision went spotty. His stomach heaved, and he retched, shaking. “Hngh—”

“Whoa, hey!” Luz knelt next to him. “You can’t be moving around! You just got stabbed, for titan’s sake, Hunter!”

“Remember!” the owl lady’s voice called from another room, “You’re cleaning up after him, Luz!”

Hunter’s face heated up. “I don’t—need—to be taken care of—”

He tried to push himself up, but another wave of pain swept over him, and everything went black for a minute. When he woke up again, he was back on the couch, Luz crouching next to him.

“You really shouldn’t move. Viney said it’s going to take time for your back to heal, and it would be… really bad… if you ripped out your stitches.”

“Take me back to the Emperor’s palace. Now.”

“See?” the owl lady said, poking her head in, “He agrees! Take the twerp back.”

“I’m not taking him back,” Luz said, exasperated, as if they’d been having this argument for a while. She turned back to Hunter. “I’m not taking you back. I’m going to keep you here, where you’re safe, until you’re better. Kikimora has it out for you, and you’re in no state to fight her off.”

“What else is new—I can handle Kikimora, I just—”

Luz pressed down on his shoulders as he tried to get up again. “Quit being so stubborn! You can’t handle her right now, you can’t even walk! What was the point of coming to me for help if you won’t let me help you!”

“I didn’t go to you for help, I went to you because if I didn’t warn you, Kikimora would have killed both of us and gotten the Emperor’s sole attention!”

Luz leaned back. “The emperor… isn’t a good guy, Hunter.”

Hunter looked away. “You wouldn’t get it.”

“No, I don’t.” Luz sighed. “Why did the emperor send you after me?”

Right. There it was. The real reason she’d saved him. “’m not telling.”

“What?! Seriously?! I saved your life!”

“I didn’t ask you to.”

“You were bleeding out in front of me! What was I supposed to do, just let you die?!”

“Yes.”

Luz paused and stared at him. “Wait, what?”

Hunter looked away, a sick feeling churning in his stomach. “I failed, again—you’re free, and I’m not even close to getting you back to the emperor. My own coven member tried to kill me outright—no subtlety, no monster attacks, just stabbed me in the back and planned to pin it on you. And now I’ve been captured by the person who I was supposed to be capturing.” He buried his face in the couch. “You should have just let me die,” he mumbled, muffled by the couch.

Luz didn’t say anything for a minute, and then gently touched his shoulder. “Hunter? I wasn’t ever going to let you die.”

“No, because you’re ‘too nice,’” he grumbled, “I get it. Fine. You’re the good guy, I’m the bad guy, is that what you want to hear? Just… leave me alone. Please.”

“Okay,” Luz said quietly, “if that’s what you really want.”

Her footsteps padded away, and Hunter tried one more time to get up, but a wave of dizzy exhaustion swept over him, and he flopped back down.

The owl lady came through, making an “I’m watching you,” gesture as she left, and he sighed. Okay. He just had to be patient. He could ride this out, pretend to be helpless longer than he really was, nab the human, expose Kikimora, bada-bing, bada-boom, everything would be perfect.

Wait.

A bolt of panic shot through Hunter, and he rolled off of the couch, adrenaline battling exhaustion and pain.

“Whoa, hey, there, you can’t—” Hooty started, but Hunter shoved the bird’s face away with a groan, stumbling towards the door.

“I have—to go—back—”

“Luz!” the house demon called, “Your sad friend is trying to escape!”

“I KNEW it!” the owl lady’s voice yowled, and Hunter was on the ground in two seconds flat. He screamed as she put pressure on his back, his vision wavering out. “You were just pretending to be hurt to get in here!” the owl lady continued, “And you were planning to—oh, beans, you weren’t pretending, you just have no sense of self-preservation, titan, kid, what were you thinking, I coulda killed you!”

Hunter whimpered, blinking spots out of his eyes as she climbed off of him. He retched at the pain, his back screaming in agony.

Luz came tearing down the stairs two at a time, skidding to a halt next to them. “Edaaaa! What happened?!”

“He was making a break for it!” Eda replied defensively, “He is a quick little bugger when he wants to be!”

“Huuuunteeeer!” Luz groaned, “You can’t go anywhere, how did you even get off of the couch, you literally got stabbed today!”

“My palisman,” Hunter gasped, “It’s—all alone—” he struggled to get back up, blinking back tears. “I have—to go back—for—”

Luz grabbed his shoulders. “No. Your palisman wouldn’t want you hurting yourself. It’ll be fine for a while.”

Hunter shook his head. “No—have to—”

“You’re not going anywhere, Hunter, you wouldn’t even make it to Bonesborough.”

“It’s true,” Hooty chimed in, “The funny little demon lady is lurking out there. She isn’t getting any closer right now, but if you go out there… you’re toast!”

Hunter clutched Luz’s arm, barely holding back tears. She didn’t get it! “I can’t—leave it—”

Luz put a hand on his arm. “Okay. If it really means that much to you… I’ll go get it.”

Eda shook her head. “Absolutely not, Luz, that creep is out for you, too!”

Right. That was it, then. Luz wouldn’t let him leave to get his palisman, and Eda wouldn’t let Luz leave.

Then Luz did a. Thing. With her face. A strange pouty thing, where she made her eyes really big at Eda. The owl lady sighed.

“Oh, geeze, don’t make that—ahhhh, Luz. Okay. Here’s the deal. I will send Owlbert to check on the palisman. If it’s safe enough, Owlbert will tell the Golden Dork’s palisman what’s going on and where he is. Everyone okay with that?”

Luz threw her arms around Eda. “You’re the best!”

“I know,” Eda grumbled, “Now take care of your dumb Belos-ite, he looks like he’s going to pass out.”

Xxx

Hunter was drifting off to sleep when it happened.

Kikimora appeared in front of him. “There you are.”

He yelped, struggling up, but his back throbbed and he fell back down.

“Consorting with traitors now, are we? I never thought you’d stoop this low.”

“Bold—words—coming from a backstabber,” Hunter gritted out, “Just—finish it—then.”

Kikimora swiped her claws at him, but they went right through. “I’m not really here, or you’d be dead already. You’re a persistent little worm, though, aren’t you?”

“That’s my middle name. Persistent little worm.”

Kikimora traced one translucent claw in a circle. “I haven’t figured out how to get past the house demon yet. But I will. And when I do, you are a sitting duck, and your little human friend will be next. Look at you. You’re pathetic. You can’t even move.”

Hunter swiped a hand through the illusion, gritting his teeth as the movement made his back throb.

“Hunter?” Luz was standing in the doorway, holding a bowl of something steaming and a juicebox. “Is… everything okay?”

Hunter gestured to the air where Kikimora had just been. “Didn’t you see her?!”

“See who, Hunter?”

“Kikimora! Or—a projection of her! She was right there!”

Luz set down the bowl and felt his forehead with the back of her hand. “Uh-oh. Feels like a fever.”

“She was there, I saw her, I talked to her—”

“Hunter, I didn’t see anyone.”

“I’m not crazy!”

She sat down next to him. “I didn’t say you were. But you do have a fever, and you lost a lot of blood, and you haven’t eaten, and you’re probably tired, and you’re in a new place—”

“Don’t patronize me! I know what I saw!”

To his surprise, Luz nodded. “Okay. I’ll have Hooty check the perimeter, and I’ll call Gus—he’d know more about illusion magic than I would.”

“Really?”

“Of course.” Luz patted his head as she got up, ignoring his growl. “I said you’d be safe here, Hunter. If you saw Kikimora, if she projected herself in here, then I’ll look into it.”

He eyed her. “This doesn’t change anything. I’m still not going to tell you any information.”

“I know. And… that’s okay.” Luz took in a deep breath. “As much as I’d like to know what Belos is up to, it wouldn’t be fair to put you in that position. I decided to help you because it was the right thing to do, not because of any information you could give me. This isn’t a business transaction—you don’t owe me anything.” She gave his head another pat, and walked off.

She was making it really hard to want to capture her and bring her to Belos.

No. What was he thinking?! After the disaster this had been so far? There was a snowball’s chance that he’d be going back empty handed.

You don’t have to go back at all, a tiny, treacherous voice whispered in the back of his head. He squashed the idea. Of course he was going back! The only reason he’d thought that was because Kikimora would be there. And… he didn’t want to see her again, not the least because she’d attempted to kill him twice. Three times if you counted Eclipse Lake. Yes. That was it. Plus, he had to go back for his palisman, anyway. It might be okay hiding out on its own for a bit until he healed, but he certainly didn’t want to abandon it there forever.

He heard a low, worried warble, and Owlbert flew in, his own cardinal right behind him. Hunter sort of hated how much relief and happiness swept over him when he saw the bird, but he lifted one hand for the palisman to perch on anyway.

The cardinal hopped up his arm, and nestled into his hair with a chirp that Hunter took to mean ‘Hi.’

“Hey, there.”

The palisman snuggled down, gripping his scalp with its tiny claws. Hunter winced.

“Hey, ow!”

It chirped fiercely at him about how he needed to be more careful.

“I got stabbed in the back by my coworker, there wasn’t much I could do about it!”

“Awwww, that’s adorable!”

Hunter groaned as Luz came back in, fawning over the palisman. “What do you want?”

“Just checking in.” She made kissy faces at Hunter’s palisman. “Awwww, he’s curled up in your hair like a blonde nest, that’s so cuuuuuuuuuute!” She pulled out a rectangle and pointed it at him, tapping her side of it. “Say cheese!”

“Hey—heyyyyy, what was that? What was that?”

Luz made another kissy face at his palisman, and turned the rectangle around to show him an image of himself, his palisman firmly rooted in his hair. Wow, he looked awful. “Look how cute the two of you are—best buddies for life! I’m gonna show Amity! She can’t possibly still think you’re going to kill me in my sleep after she sees this!”

“Do not—don’t you dare show Blight that picture!” Hunter swiped at the phone, yelping as his back throbbed.

Luz skipped backwards. “Ehehehe, still too slow!” She grabbed her cloak, heading for the door. “Edaaaa, I’m going to the library, don’t kill Hunter while I’m gooooone!”

“No proooooomiseeeees,” Eda called back, “Have fun, watch out for Kikimora!”

Luz ran out the door. Hunter put his face back in the couch while his palisman chirped comfortingly, wiggling down further into his hair. Never mind. He wouldn’t regret turning that human in to Belos one bit.

Ch 3

[mobagehelllocal]

Are 10 headcanons too many to be requested at once? I want to complete sebek so if that is acceptable to you 💚⚡️

A/N: I love u Sebek Finisher Anon! I think this is just seven letters tho..!

all characters featured are depicted as 18+

warning: explicit content below cut!

Sebek Zigvolt

Experience

He’s definitely one of the least experienced ones. Not only by choice, but simply because he was too busy with other things. It’s something he’d consider unnecessary (unless he’d count the brief times he would need to relieve himself).

He’s also someone who isn’t exactly experimental--it’s not that he doesn’t want to try out things, he’s just… worried about propriety. He doesn’t want you to think of him as a vulgar man.

Goofy

He’s not going to take too kindly to laughing or joking around in bed. If anything, it might confuse him and embarrass him. He’s likely to think that you’re laughing at him--when really, it should be that you want to laugh with him.

He’s not going to be particularly open to joking around in bed. He approaches it with a certain type of seriousness that only Sebek does. He’s someone who will sincerely not understand why someone might laugh during sex because it’s always been something he’d thought of as a serious act. “Wait--why are you laughing?”

Jack Off

He might’ve done it once or twice just to see what all the hype was about. Might’ve been incredibly embarrassed too while he did. He’ll never tell you he’s done it--if you ask, he’ll just be in a constant state of denial. You’re never getting him to admit to it.

He would likely refuse to do it in front of you in the beginning of your relationship. It would take him a really long time before he’s comfortable doing it in front of you. If you’re interested in mutual masturbation, he’s probably someone who’ll avoid looking at you--not because he’s turned off or anything, but because he is turned on and can’t believe this is happening. “... You… I…” His eyes shifted around frantically before falling onto you again, “It’s not that I want you to stop--”

NO

Just never bring up Malleus during sex. Please. Why would you even?

Also another big no--he doesn’t want to do it anywhere that Malleus might be able to see, hear, smell (?) him fornicating and slacking on his duties.

Stamina

Sebek has insane stamina and he doesn’t quite realize that not a lot of people share it. He’s the type who gets completely caught up in the moment--especially if he’s ensured that you don’t feel any pain left from the first entry.

Afterwards, he can get a little too rough and too excited. He’s likely to completely outpace you--especially the first time you guys have sex. He won’t realize that he’s pushed you into overstimulation until you’re flushed and begging him to slow down. He’ll blush and apologize furiously--during those days, his aftercare gets even more tender.

Volume

As loud as he is in public, he has the tendency to try to muffle himself in the act of intimacy. A part of him thinks it’s sort of really embarrassing if someone hears him make noises during it.

While he tries not to make too many noises, some gasps or groans do slip out of his him--no matter how desperately he covers his mouth. His groans are pretty low and his gasps are breathy and heavy. If you’re going down on him, likely he might even cry out a few--”S-stop it! Stop doing t--hngh!”

X-ray

He’s not the longest, but he’s certainly amongst the thickest ones. You need proper preparation before he can fuck you in earnest. He’s always apologetic when he goes in for the first entry, and he’s always kissing you--trying to make sure that it’s both easy and pleasurable for you.

[alildritten]

Ahah, so sorry for the wait. Life’s been a bit busy for the past few days, and I didn’t have time to look over the next few chapters/prepare a post about them. So, uh… yeah. Here’s chapter 7. I’m really glad I waited till I could look it over, because I basically reformed it in entirety… Also, slightly angsty, I think, please enjoy!

I think I should mention that there is…. Er… abuse kinda hinted towards, a bit obvious. Not happening, but happened. Just… a little warning. (Also Moon is an idiot but oh well)

Text like this: text is Moon thinking/trying to message Sun. Click “keep reading” to read!

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Chapter 7: Confusion

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System rebooting…

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System reboot complete.

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Moon opens their eyes, immediately getting blinded by light.

“Aargh! My eyes!” they complain, before adjusting to the brightness of the area. Wait… light! The pizzaplex! I’m back, I’m back, I’m back!!

“YES! Finally! I’m back, oh thank the stars for tha-“ Moon freezes, remembering everything that had just happened. “Wait. Vanessa? Are you here? Are you hurt?” They suddenly realize the fact that Vanessa isn’t there, and isn’t replying.

“Oh, no, no, no! Did she seriously stay out in the rain?!” Moon runs over to the doors, looking out frantically. “By the stars, this isn’t good. Oohhh, what if she got electrocuted?! What if she d…” they trail off, worried out of their mind.

“Sun! Sun will know how to help. They’ll know!” Moon starts rushing towards the daycare.

Moon bursts through the large wooden doors, and enters the daycare.

“SUN! WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOUR HELP IMMEDIATELY! IT IS AN EMERGENCY!” They pause and stand at the doors, waiting for a response. No response…? Did Sun shut off? Have they just not turned back on yet?

Moon starts to look for Sun, confused and slightly worried. Wait… no… Sun isn’t…. Sun’s perfectly fine, r-right? They had screamed multiple times last night… Moon started to worry even more, searching harder.

Moon tripped over something, hitting the floor painfully. Hngh… ow… that hurt. Maybe I should be more caref-

Moon stood up abruptly. They hadn’t tripped on a misplaced block or toy. That was Sun. Shut off, in the middle of the daycare. Well, not really, technically shut off against a play structure, but still. Not in their room.

Moon gently shakes Sun, whispering, “Wake up! C’mon, please wake up…”

A quiet noise of Sun turning on calms Moon’s worries, however only slightly. Sun was damaged. Scratches, broken rays, dents. No wonder Sun screamed…. These injuries must’ve hurt quite a bit…

“…hmm? Is the power back on?” Sun’s eyes remained closed. They then do a mechanical sort of yawn, abruptly cut off. Sun sits straight up. “VANESSA! I NEED TO HELP VANESSA! Ooh, what if I’m too late…” they stand up and start fidgeting nervously. They continue muttering incoherent things, before saying, “By the stars, what if Moon caught her? What if they… they….” Sun trails off.

“Hm? Are you alright, Sunshine?” Sun psychically jumped, scared by the sound of Moon’s voice. They whip around and spot Moon sitting on the floor. “My apologies! I did not mean to scare you! But I agree, we do need to find Vanessa and make sure she’s alright.” They stand up next to Sun, who tentatively takes a step back, looking nervous.

“I’m… s-sorry… whatever I did, I d-didn’t m-mean it…!” Sun took another step back. “I-I’ll do anything…. please…” Sun pleaded, their voice so quiet. It was as if they were talking to an agitated gorilla, the peace fragile and easy to break.

“Did you hit your head on something?”

“N-no, w-why…?” Sun asks, worried. “Wait… ‘find Vanessa?’ W-weren’t you…” They freeze.

“Ok, you definitely hit your head, Sunshine. And yes, ‘find Vanessa’ because if she isn’t in the building she’s out in the rain where it’s da-”

“She got away! Oh, thank the stars, she has a chance…” Sun freezes again, halting their quiet excitement. “S-sorry, slip of the tongue, I-I didn’t say anything!” They take another step back. Moon only turns their head in confusion.

“Are you sure you’re alright? Your voice is quieter than usual, and you’re acting really nervous and scared. Do you have a secret you’re hiding? Also, what do you mean ‘she has a chance?’”

“W-wh…. Huh? Are you alright?” Sun pauses, then gasps. “YOUR EYES!”

Moon just stands there, blinking at them. “Uh, yeah? What about my eyes? Nothing different.”

“No, they were different yesterday, I swear!” Moon scoffs, not believing Sun.

“That’s impossible. Unless the mechanics decided to change them without me realizing…” Moon says, even more confused then before.

“No, no. Yesterday they were red! Now they’re blue!”

“Red? Why red?” Moon asks. “They’re not supposed to be red…” Sun gasps again.

“No, surely…. Surely not…”

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