#need more 😩😩

[httpiastri]

jackie!!!!! i should be sleeping i start classes tomorrow but the oscar smut was so good i almost spontaneously combusted 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 ur so good at writing love u bad !!! i hope ur day goes well not sure what time it is where u are 💘💘💘-💪

darling 😭 aren’t you the sweetest 🥺 thank you so much! that means a lot to me!! i’m very glad you enjoyed it, i love u tons 💗💗 how’s first day of classes? are you enjoying it? is it exciting? pls have some oscar arms as motivation to get you through the day 😚😚

[shadowofdarkness22]

Okay, you can't watch Gihun walk with that strut and not tell me he wouldn't be a terrifying frontman.

[choccy-milky]

smooth, seb 👍 ((redraw of this scene from the goblet of fire))

[dragonanon]

Shameless Satan x Reader headcanons because I am a whore- 😩

- As much as everyone would probably assume he’s into “meek wittle UwU princesses” he can dominate with ease, Satan in fact prefers a little spitfire who won’t hesitate to fight back

- You won’t just lay down and take his BS, and it’s part of what drew him to you to begin with. He was probably raging about some stupid shit in the courtroom, and you (probably a desk clerk or something there at the time) got sick of it and yelled back at him “Oh stfu you big red fucker!” And he was so taken aback that someone had the balls to yell back at him that he was left speechless and mildly aroused

- Calls you things like “little flame”, “spitfire”, “dove”, and his “treasure”

- Knows that the sheer size difference between you two flusters you to no end, and he’s a goddamn menace about it. Making short jokes, holding things out of reach, and randomly picking you up just so he can hear you squeak in surprise. Getting cursed out by you is worth it so long as he gets to see that precious look on your face

- Aside from Yogirt, you’re really the only one who can get Satan to calm down when he’s angry and you have a much easier time doing so than Yogirt does. All you have to do is scratch his chin and croon at him, and the big bastard just melts into your touch

- Purrs SO GODDAMN LOUD but insists that he doesn’t. The lying bastard, he sounds like a tractor engine on steroids. He gets SUPER pissy if anyone besides you comments on it

- SO fucking full of himself, mans REALLY thinks he’s above Lucifer and deserves to be regarded as such smh. Your love and affection only further strokes his overinflated ego, as does any compliments and praise you give him. Mf actually grows BIGGER in multiple ways lol the more his ego is stroked

- This man is a cowboy/rancher and I will take NO criticism because I’m right. He’s got THOUSANDS of cows, and lots of horses too

- When he’s not in the courtroom, he’s working on his ranch. Probably has hundreds, if not thousands, of Demons he employs as farm hands to help with all the work, but there are some things only he can do and TBH he likes the physical activity of the work and it’s a free show for you lol

- He gave you a little chicken coop so you can keep a little flock of chickens. You LOVE your chickens, and your personal fav is a tiny rooster you named “Marshmallow”, and he looks like a more demonic version of this lol

- Says he’s not jealous of Marshmallow, but he TOTALLY is. He gets all pouty and grumbly when you pick up the tiny rooster and coo over him, because dammit you should be cuddling and cooing over HIM! Not that stupid bird!

- Has a big, fancy, mansion on his ranch that he lives in with you. In true dragon fashion, he unironically sleeps on a mountain of gold and other treasures lol. How he doesn’t have back pain is a mystery, but you get to sleep on his tiddies so you have no complaints lol

- Runs SO fucking hot! You’ll never need to pay for heating again, let alone HAVE an actual heating system, because this mf puts out heat like an industrial incinerator. It’s FANTASTIC during the winter because he’s so warm you can just cozy up to him and be in bliss, but in the summer it’s fucking agony and you can’t escape it because he gets upsetti spaghetti if you don’t sleep and cuddle with him

- Would prefer you to NOT be in the courtroom with him. He says it’s because you distract him, but in reality it’s because he doesn’t want you to have to see him explode with rage and live up to his title as the embodiment of wrath. He actually tries REALLY hard to keep that part of himself away from you, because even though he’ll die before ever admitting it, a TINY part of him is terrified that he’ll end up hurting you during one of his outbursts

- If for some reason you HAVE to be there, he has a special little balcony set up for you that’s not only a safe distance away from any potential danger, but ALSO has a magic force field protecting it (that part is a secret tho because if you knew about it, you’d yell at him for thinking you’re weak enough to need protection lmfao)

- If anyone so much as blinks at you wrong, he beats the shit out of them. The ONLY reason he doesn’t kill them is because he knows you’ll yell at him like “Dammit Satan, again?! I can’t go anywhere with you!”

- Yogirt 100% uses his love for you to get him to chill. “I know you’re feeling some pretty big feelings right now, but think of (Y/N)~ She loves you and would be so sad to see you this angry~”

- It’s funny because he and Satan both know damn well that you wouldn’t be sad, rather you’d be yelling at him to knock that shit off lmao

- The entire courtroom once got to hear you sit him the fuck down because he got a little TOO spicy in the courtroom one day, and didn’t believe Yogirt he he not-so-subtly threatened to call you. Sure enough, he pulled out his phone and called you on speaker phone, and everyone got to spend 30 minutes listening to you rip this mf a new one while the mighty king of wrath sat there like a sad puppy and occasionally mumbling something like “I know…I’m sorry treasure, I’ll do better.” (No one is allowed to comment on it or else he’ll get VERY angry about it. Plenty of memes have been made about it tho much to his chagrin)

[entreri]

Mary... Could you really be in this town?

[hazbingirliexoxo]

Alastor: Do you ever wonder how many houses you’ve passed in your lifetime that have people locked in the basement?😃

Reader: ….

Angel: Like in a kinky BDSM kinda way or…?

Reader: What the actual fuck is wrong with you two?

[lousycapy]

5+1 landoscar fic idea where Lando is an OnlyFans streamer and Oscar is his cute mechanical engineer bf. 5 times his chat ogles his bf and the 1 time he ogles his bf. They live in a penthouse and Lando insists on streaming from the living room because the lighting is better there, so he puts his setup on the coffee table which also gives his fans a view of the kitchen in the background.

The first time they see Lando’s boyfriend is because Oscar comes by to grab a glass of water after a workout, all sweaty with messy prince hair and rosy undereye blush, his juicy ass popping out as he tiptoes to grab a glass from the cabinets and Lando’s chat goes wild.

The next time they see him is when Lando’s been edging himself with a thick vibrator for an hour, and Oscar’s gotten bored of waiting to get cooking. So he starts preparing dinner over the kitchen counter, kneading pasta dough. Chat starts going off rambling about the mounds of his pecs as they press together when he pushes and the way his biceps bulge and strain the sleeves of his shirt, to the point Lando starts whining that he’s the star of the show and has been putting on an incredible performance in between shaky moans and deserves the praising.

Third time is barely a crumb, Oscar coming home from a bicycle workout in his tight lycra outfit. The chat drools over his slim thick hourglass figure, his fat ass and the imprint of his dick as he passes by in the background. They fantasize about the dirtiest things they could do to his perfectly breedable figure and Lando has to chastise them by reminding everyone he’s the bottom in this household, and Oscar is way too good at pining him down and fucking him three ways to tomorrow for Lando to be anything but a pillow princess.

Fourth time happens when Oscar’s baking, leaning against the counter in his athletic shorts and comfy hoodie. Once the oven’s timer goes off he bends over to grab the cake. Chat gets a full view of his voluptuous cake and the way his thick thighs with a faint dusting of hairs smush together. Lando gets confused by how horny his chat is and all the eating cake innuendos.

Fifth time Oscar has just come out of the shower, towel slung low on his hips, as he rushed to check on Lando because he was hearing weird noises. Turns out he was just really into the perineum massaging device he was using and when Oscar turns around to go back in the bathroom his viewers swoon at the shift of his back muscles and his wet hair.

Finally Lando, all pouty, calls Oscar to his help when he hears the front door closing since he can’t figure out how his new toy works. Oscar arrives with his neat suit and blushy cheeks, hair all messy after a long day of big strong company work and starts reading the instructions to him. Chat salivates at his bf (as per) and he coyly winks at them before ending the stream and jumping Oscar so he can ogle his bf in peace.

Now… compilation of pics that inspired this idea 😈

[waokevale]

Slightly belated art for WX-78's build day! 🐝 🎂

This is a follow up to this piece I did last year!

[gunsatthaphan]

#re-entering his babygirl era ✨🌹 (not that he ever left)

[vesibaby]

I'm high off that jayvik and melvika cocaine

[mangotelevision]

it's just one kiss, right?

[sisterdaniells]

no reason for posting this again. 🤭

[choccy-milky]

from my new oneshot, 'the vexing village of vellmore' ✨ ao3 / wattpad ((it's about seb & clora visiting a cursed village and trying to figure out how to break the curse, and since it ended up being 50k words i decided to split it into 2 chapters and the next part will be out soon!🙏 also, while it does have spoilers for the raven and the snake, it's a standalone story and can be read blind💖))

[crimmson-sight]

Thomas Ian Griffith as Terry Silver Cobra Kai 6.09 "Blood in Blood"

[extremelybabygirl]

Shin and his abandonment issue 😔

[lonely-milkcarton]

couple things from my sketchbook