#need me someone who thinks of me the way Peter thinks of Stiles tbh

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Another Wednesday, another Steter snippet. @rosieposiepuddingnpie @esoxwrites @nickcharleswife @aurevell @mirrorthoughts @nogitzune any of you have any WIPs you wanna share from? You know I always wanna see ‘em!

Peter takes a surreptitious look around before following Stiles into the bathroom, locking the door behind himself.

Stiles has his hands fisted in his hair, his face screwed up in frustration and fear. He whirls on Peter the minute he hears the lock click.

“I can’t do this,” he says, “I can’t get in with these kids. I’m not the cool one, Peter. They’ll see right through me.”

Peter steps forward carefully, and gently reaches up to uncurl Stiles’s fingers from his hair, smoothing out the rumpled chestnut waves with his fingers.

Stiles’s eyes close briefly and he swallows hard before saying again, softer this time, “I can’t do this, Peter.”

“What are you afraid they’ll see?” Peter asks.

“A fuck up. A kid who isn’t rich enough or pretty enough or cool enough to be invited into their group.”

His heart doesn’t skip a beat. He believes every word of what he’s saying, and it pains Peter. “Come here,” he says, pulling Stiles toward the mirror. “Now, tell me what you see.”

Stiles looks in the mirror and his face screws up again. His eyes travel across the slim-fitting cream-colored pants and blue linen shirt, the way he looks rumbled in a way that isn’t unkempt, but speaks of someone who doesn’t have to bother with looking pulled together for anyone.

“I just see me,” Stiles says, adding, “In more expensive clothing than usual.” His grin is wry and tired.

Peter puts his hands lightly on Stiles’s slim waist, and meets his eyes in the mirror. “I’ll tell you what I see. I see what I’ve always seen. I see an intelligent, beautiful, funny, loyal boy who grew up around people too dumb to see the jewel in front of them. One who,” Peter adds with a sly grin, “just happens to be dressed better than he used to be.”

Stiles leans back into Peter just a little. “How can you see that?” He asks. His voice is rough, and his eyes look a little damp.

“Because I have eyes, and a working brain,” Peter replies. “Besides, I’m going to be honest with you, Stiles. You’re beautiful, and they all think you’re rich. In this world, that means you could be a real idiot and still be accepted.”

Stiles laughs, and the tension bleeds out of his shoulders. “Thanks for the pep talk, coach.”

Peter swats his ass before he can think better of it and says, “Go get ‘em tiger.”

[buckybarnesss]

Heather~~~

What is your opinion on Lydia's mom?

Especially in s4 and s5

I feel like there's a lot to think about when you think about how Lydia got the banshee gene from her Dad's mom - and Lydia's parents are divorced since s2? Maybe?

Feels like a lot of strange emotional issues there for sure!

all the parents in teen wolf kind of suck tbh. it's something we should acknowledge more i think. teen wolf deals so much with growing up and part of that is realizing that your parents are humans which makes them flawed and fallible.

natalie martin unfortunately didn't get much characterization until later in the series which makes her hilariously sort of neglectful and checked out in the early days of the show. like girlie pop let stiles into her daughter's bedroom while lydia was in a negligee and drugged up.

but susan walters is delightful and an icon so she became a more and more frequent guest start but lbr she's also married to linden ashby which is part of the equation there.

it's always been an interesting choice to me that they never recast lydia's father. he was present when she was in the hospital in season 2 and than he disappears but yet lydia's banshee powers come from his side of the family.

that alone puts his comments about lydia's behavior in the tell in a different perspective. still shitty but interesting with hindsight.

ms. ramsey: let me tell you, there's plenty to say about lydia. mr martin: did I not predict this? natalie: here we go! total nuclear meltdown, as usual. mr martin: what is it? her grades? concentration issues? erratic behavior? natamlie martin: i'm not the one who told her she had to choose who she wants to live with! as if that wouldn't warp a sixteen-year-old girl. mr. martin: just tell us what the problem is.

i also find the comment elias stilinski made during his lucid moment in sundowning about natalie to be, well, mean but also accurate about her and also about lydia.

elias stilinski: you're natalie martin's daughter. am i right? you look like her. she was pretty once too. she also liked to talk like she was the smartest person in her room.

it's their worst traits. lydia in season 1 is all about this. in the beginning lydia is vain and condescending. natalie can be as well as it's of course where lydia learned it from.

natalie martin is someone who is characterized by her fears in a lot of ways which makes her so very frustrating. especially in the later seasons and her fear pertaining to lydia comes directly from what happened to lorraine.

she's both afraid for lydia and afraid of lydia's abilities. natalie does love her daughter and we see her attempt to support her frequently but it often falls just short of what lydia actually needs. natalie's fear prevents her from fully understanding lydia.

she never quite overcomes this either even though by the end of the show she knows the big secret. she's aware of the supernatural but she refuses to acknowledge it properly even with her own daughter.

forgive this reference, but it's kind of dursley-ish. she wants everything to be very normal thank you very much. she fears how other perceive her and her daughter.

i do give her a few points for not running from beacon hills though. she does try to help the kids out in school. it's not always with the greatest understanding but she did cover up the beast incident and tried to get scott, liam and malia to the end of their high school careers.

so i find natalie martin a frustrating character but i think she contrasts really nicely with the other parents like melissa mccall, the sheriff and the argents.

i also find it hilarious that peter kept trying to date her and melissa to fuck with lydia and scott. it's fucked up and manipulative as scott and lydia are his two favorite chew toys that aren't derek but like it's also really funny.

[mswhich]

20 questions for fic writers

Tagged by the marvelous, magical @elder-flower! Exactly the thing I needed to keep procrastinating on my WIP! edited to add I just noticed that Tumblr turned all of the numbers into the number 1. IDK, I'm not gonna fix it, just roll with it.

How many works do you have on AO3?

56.

What's your total AO3 word count?

675,992

What fandoms do you write for?

Lots and lots. Lately, 2001: a Space Odyssey. But also a lot of original works, plus Formula 1 RPF, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, occasionally some Taskmaster RPF.

What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

Unforced Error (Harry Potter), 3798 Forged in Flames (Harry Potter), 3722 (my first fanfic!) No Secrets (Teen Wolf), 2738 Bondmate (Original Work), 1326 The Frontier Spirit (Original Work), 1280

Do you respond to comments?

God, I try, but I'm so bad at it. I always feel so awkward about comment replies. I wish I could just click like on them and leave an emoji or something. I do try to get to as many as I can, though.

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

I dunno if you'd call it angst exactly, but I've written a fair amount of noncon where the "bad guys" win. Probably Experiment XB-20, which ends with someone finding out they've been getting repeatedly memory wiped and then nonconned, shortly before getting memory wiped again.

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

I write a lot of happy endings, tbh. Let's just say that the large majority of my fics end reasonably happily for most participants involved. (With a few notable exceptions.)

Do you get hate on fics?

You would think I would. I write a lot of unrepentant noncon, often with underage characters. I write RPF. I write incest. But apart from the occasional "wtf" comment, I've so far managed to avoid attracting significant hate. If I did get a hate comment, I would just delete it. I am too old for drama.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

Fuck yes. All kinds! I have been writing smut since I first started writing fiction. Stephen King once said, in response to a question about why he wrote horror fiction, that if he and Louis L'Amour both visited a lake, Louis would write about cowboys herding cattle near the lake, whereas King would write about a creepy lake monster; that's just how their brains work. Well, I would write about people having weird, power dynamic-y, kinky sex near the lake. That's how MY brain works.

Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Not really, but wouldn't rule it out.

Have you ever had a fic stolen?

I have occasionally had people report to me that my fics were stolen and nameswapped. AO3 has been pretty good about taking them down quickly though.

Have you ever had a fic translated?

Many times, yes. I hope the translations are good! I have no real way of knowing.

Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have not, and have no real plans to do so.

What’s your all time favourite ship?

Ugh, I ship so much. SO MUCH. Honestly, probably Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski. It just works for me. Age gap, characters who are smart as fuck and morally gray, power dynamics, and werewolf powers. It has everything.

What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will?

I have most of a novel-length fic written in the Harry Potter fandom. It's post-War and Snape comes to stay at Grimmauld Place while they're rebuilding Hogwarts. Ginny Weasley is the only person there at first, and they kind of circle each other warily at first and then come to a cautious detente, which turns into a bit of a friendship. There's something weird going on with the portraits in the house, though, and when Snape notices it, there's an action sequence that ends with him getting them the fuck out of Dodge and going on the run. I actually love this story, it's entirely drafted and 80% written, and I just had to work out a couple plot issues at the end. And then the HP fandom kind of blew up and the creator turned out to be one of the literal worst people in the world, and I just don't know if I can ever bring myself to finish it. We'll see.

What are your writing strengths?

Uh. I....don't know? People seem to like my fics for the most part, but I'm not sure I could nail down exactly why.

What are your writing weaknesses?

I repeat myself too much. I say the same things repeatedly, over and over again, reiterating on a theme. But joking aside, I swear I spend half of my time in editing removing stuff like this.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I'm fine with it, if it fits the characters and it works. I prefer it if there are either a lot of English cognates so you can kind of work out what they're saying, or if the author translates it in the author's note.

First fandom you wrote for?

Harry Potter. I found a shitload of Hermione/Snape fic, read as much of it as I could find, and then thought, you know, I think I could do at least as well as some of these? So I tried my hand at it and have never really quit writing fic since.

Favourite fic you’ve written?

I'm saying two. One is Crown of Neon Lights, because I love the characters and story so much. And the other is Bondmate, same reason. But really I love most of my fics. They are like my precious babies and I adore them all. tagging (pls feel free to ignore) @whimsicalmeerkat @jammerific

[skywitchmaja]

they are giving me whiplash flipping and flopping between 24 episode seasons and 12 episode seasons but here we are again at the end of season four!

s tier: lydia and stiles! that’s right! lydia pulled out ahead this round bc she had more to do than stiles this season, which is all well and good, stiles is canonically sleep deprived and NEEDS to rest. well this season it’s lydia’s turn to be sleep deprived and as someone who went to bed at 7:00am last night, uh, morning, i have to honor that

a tier: scooooottt!!!, kira, malia, melissa, sheriff stilinski (still don’t know his first name), meredith (i legit cried at her fake out death i very rarely cry at fake out deaths bc i’m psychic but LYDIA’S apology got me actually. probably horrible mental health representation but her bond with lydia was very sweet)

b tier: chris (allison’s dad coming THROUGH), satomi (she’s cool i like her), coach, derek (not only is he a failalpha he’s failwolf in general<3 at least until he evolves an ability to shift into a real wolf with a tail and everything good for him ig), deputy parish

c tier: liam (liam himself i could go either way on, but i love watching sciles comedy of errors trying to raise this baby werewolf), brayden or however you spell that hired gun’s name (i’m glad we got more of her but tbh i think the mystery was a big part of the draw and now…), lydias mom (i like that they’re giving her a bigger role but i’m not invested like i am with scott and stiles parents), kira’s parents (they’re still cute but don’t make kira move she’s so good at lacrosse!), deaton (tbh i feel like he was barely in this season), scott’s dad (he is making an effort good for him), alba from jtv (not a good enough villain for me to have fun watching her electrocute teenagers sorry)

f tier: aunt kate and uncle peter (STAY DEAD ffs), that serial killer orderly

[ultfreakme]

I started watching Teen Wolf specifically for sterek, to write fics for the ship, read meta, just go ham on that side of the fandom for real, so yes, I came for the slash. Mostly because I wanted more of them in canon with more context and somehow found myself having more of them in fanfiction than in canon. Which left me confused on why Sterek is one of the biggest ships EVER. 

Don’t get me wrong I love the ship, and Derek and Stiles do have a bond of some sorts but we get so little of it, but whatever we do has such high importance that I don’t understand why Stiles and Derek got those lines when in the context of the show it feels like they barely interact. 

But I can’t even dismiss anything because the moments they do get are so surprisingly significant(you probably already know all that’s mentioned on the list if you’re a shipper so you can skip it tbh):

Peter’s speech about the power of human love and the camera directly going from Stiles to Derek

The ‘abomination’ thing- the camera lingered on Derek’s expression

The pool scene(ah yes, probably the point where we all converted)

Matt and the Kanima scene- “You two make a good pair”. 

Boyd’s death- the comfort of human touch.

Stiles for some reason easily recognizing Derek on first meeting(he was the first to recognize young Derek too. Actually, he knows surprisingly lots about Derek).

Stiles is Derek’s anchor. I don’t know why, but the scene in “The Divine Move” can mean little else.

Derek is the king on Stiles’s board for some reason. He thought if Derek was out, the entire game was over. That’s a LOT of trust and responsibility on someone he barely interacted with(that we’ve seen anyways). 

Stiles’s curiosity about Derek in general- this is probably because Sties is meant to be the ‘info dump’ guy but he actively seeks out info on him-the Paige incident.

On text, these events are way too significant. If you saw this written out in a novel format, it would look like Stiles and Derek had a very very significant relationship.

About Matt- I didn’t understand why he said they “make a great pair” because they honestly had not interacted enough to be viewed as one, and this is coming from me who was basically scavenging for scenes of them together. 

Derek’s anchor thing- The part that struck me most was that this scene took place when no one trusted Stiles, not even himself, because the Nogitsune was using him. Even the Sheriff was being cautious. The entire arc was about trust and Stiles. But Derek chose STILES to confide in about all his worries to. He put all of it in Stiles? Why? It could’ve been for fanservice and to feed the starving sterek fans but the moment is too significant. This isn’t an illusion, this isn’t Derek being forced to pick- for once this is Derek willingly choosing to place his trust in someone(something that is nigh impossible to gain) in Stiles. If they wanted  fanservice it could’ve been in a witty but overall pointless banter in some other scene, but this point is almost a turning point for Derek’s behaviour.

There has been long metas on all of the above and these scenes were intentional.

Which is when I realized that Stiles and Derek’s relationship is unlike every other relationship on the show. It happens in the background the most. This is probably the slowest of slow burn enemies-to-lovers relationship. Their relationship is implications, references, symbolic.

They weren’t meant to be romantic probably(Derek’s like, 24 or smthg and Stiles is 16-18, this show absolutely sucks at keeping a timeline). I think they were meant to just be, begrudging friends who often have same goals, an unlikely but effective team of sorts, united mostly because of Scott at first and then grow to become some sort of crime-solving, supernatural-butt-kicking duo. But it somehow got out of hand. 

Stiles is one person that Derek gets almost nothing out of saving, has no obligation towards. His relationship with Scott started because he’s his beta. Chris and Derek have a relationship mostly built on guilt and somehow making it up to each other. Isaac, Boyd and Erica were also his betas he needed to take care of. Peter’s the only family he has left and also happens to be a well of information(sometimes). Breaden’s mission is to get him his money back. 

But the one person who he gets nothing from, who he has no tie to, who he really doesn’t need to give a crap about but actually cares way too much for, enough to make them his anchor? Stiles. Whatever relationship he has with Stiles, he chose to have it.

Now Stiles- he’s more obvious about stuff especially in season 3. Taking down Derek means losing the game against the nogitsune. Losing Derek is unlike the other loses, he’s essentially put Derek’s survival through this game as equivalent to his own. The nogitsune(or Stiles somehow manipulating the nogistune) led the Sheriff, Chris, Allison, and Derek to Derek’s loft. Why there? What’s so significant to Stiles about this place. Go is about overtaking territory- the places the nogitsune had captured were the Sheriff’s station, the school, the hospital- and for some reason, the loft. Wouldn’t his home be better? Or somewhere else where he spends his time? It’s clear that Derek is important to Stiles(More symbolically, we get confirmation of sorts for Stiles being bi in Derek’s loft...hmmm......this is so sus). 

Here’s the thing though; I doubt either of them are aware of how much they care about the other, Derek’s whole “I don’t deserve happiness” shtick+ trauma from how horrible all his other relationships went and Stiles’s possibly crippling PTS+ train-wreck of a relationship with Malia(the girl can barely empathize and she’s just adjusting to human society why the fuck are you putting something as huge as a committed HUMAN VERSION of romance on her??? Why is this relationship even a thing it has all the makings for a messy break-up). 

They’d probably come to their realization years later, outside of the canon timeline and it’d probably be unlike any former relationship they’d have. Stiles has seen the worst of Derek(that’s the starting point of TW, Derek was a villain), and Derek probably knows a lot of Stiles’s flaws because he isn’t putting up a pretense. 

The Teen Wolf canon feels more like building blocks and puzzle pieces for their relationship than the whole picture tbh, which is fun, because we get to envision whatever we want. 

[kodzusken]

miles apart // p.p.

summary: peter decides to surprise you for your one-year anniversary.

pairing: peter parker x reader

warnings: MINIMAL angst, fluff

word count: 1.5k

a/n: this is a repost.

it was your smile that caught his eye first. that dazzling grin that radiated pure happiness and joy. peter wondered what you’d been looking at on your phone that had made you smile so wide. it wasn’t until you looked up in alarm when someone bumped you that he noticed how gorgeous the rest of you was.

his palms tingled as his leg bounced up and down, his heart fluttering fast. he didn’t even know your name, how old you were or where you were from. he just knew he had to get your contact information before you walked off the train.

as peter frantically argued with himself back and forth on how he should go about attempting to talk to you, he nearly missed you as you rose to get off the train. like a bullet, he shot up from his seat and grabbed your wrist.

you shot him an alarmed glance, your expression frozen with fear. peter dropped your wrist immediately, his eyes widening with horror and his face turning beet red. “oh-oh shit, i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to-”

as you watched him stutter his way through an explanation, your fear slowly melted away and a relaxed smile took its place. peter pressed his lips together, hoping he’d get the chance to see it reappear.

“i-i was just-you’re really pretty,” he mumbled unabashedly, then immediately clamping his teeth down into his lower lip. “i was wondering if i could get your number?”

your cheeks flushed red as the train doors slid closed. “you think i’m pretty?”

he nodded, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips.

peter felt like he was floating as he watched you dig out a pen, take his hand and scribble your number on it. the pen tickled his palm as you wrote, but he was too lost in your failure to hide your smile to notice.

the train lurched forward, sending you sliding forward with a yelp. peter’s strong grip caught you just in time, your eyes meeting in a brief exchange of shock. you immediately bounced up, still feeling peter’s fingers lightly hovering on your back.

“i’m sorry i made you miss your stop,” he apologized quietly, his hand dropping to his side. guilt flooded his body as you reached out and squeezed his shoulder.

“it’s okay,” you reassured, tilting your head to the right. “i can get off at the next one. it’s closest to the airport, anyway.”

and he watched you carefully step off the train once it stopped again, mesmerized as you shot a wave and grin his way. his gaze followed you as you walked away, your hand resting on the top your over-the-shoulder purse. peter glanced down at the ballpoint numbers on his palm. it had already smudged from the nervous sweating. he immediately copied it into his phone.

it wouldn’t be until midnight that he’d finally muster up the courage to properly compose a text that would spark the start of something wonderful.

the first time he’d heard your voice over a phone call, he’d immediately fallen for you all over again. it was nighttime where you lived, and your voice was soft and raspy. you often paused your sentences to yawn, and no matter how many times peter had begged you to sleep, you’d always stay up for ten more minutes just to listen to him talk.

fast forward a year and a million heart-melting texts later, you were floating on cloud nine as your thumb tapped the blue “send” button on your phone. you bit the inside of your cheek as you watched your long paragraph to peter send, showering him with affectionate nicknames and sweet words.

you glanced at the polaroids strung up on your wall, still hardly believing that it had already been a year since the cute boy on the train had prevented you from getting off at the right stop. and boy, were you glad he did.

you kept continuously glancing down at your phone, waiting for it to light up with a new message from peter. when it didn’t, you swallowed the small twinge of hurt. it must’ve been time zones. that was what it was, right?

hours later, you sank down into your bed on top of the covers, rolling over on your side to check your phone one last time before heading off to sleep. still no response. you scrolled up to the last message he’d sent. a week ago.

you swallowed the lump that had risen in your throat, trying to reassure yourself that it was okay as tears dotted your vision.

you wiped your tears away with the heel of your palm, slightly shocked that peter hadn’t bothered to respond to your text on your one-year anniversary. you sniffed, tugging your blankets closer to you. what was he doing all the way in queens, anyway? your tired, sleep-deprived mind immediately assumed the worst. were you breaking up? was he ghosting you because he was tired of you?

a quiet knock on your window made you leap up off your bed, your sleepy body immediately becoming rigid. “who’s there?” you cried, eyes darting around for the nearest object to use as a weapon.

“it’s me,” a familiar voice called. you blinked once, then twice. was your mind playing tricks on you, or was that actually-

“peter?” you asked hesitantly, waiting with bated breath.

“yeah.”

you rushed over to the window and ripped open your curtains to see peter perching on your window ledge, wearing his familiar blue midtown sweater he knew you loved. you gasped as you frantically fumbled with the locks on the window, pulling him inside as soon as you got it open. “peter, oh my god, what were you doing out there?”

peter wrapped his arms around you, hugging you close to his chest. “i needed to see you, especially on a special day like this.”

you hugged his waist, your head dropping on his shoulder. “how-how did you get here? and why were you standing on my win-”

he pressed a brief, hasty kiss to your lips, his thumb brushing across your cheek. both your bodies flushed with heat as you pulled away, the question on your mind already forgotten.

“i thought you were mad at me,” you blurted out as his fingers ran through your messy, untidy hair. “where have you been this whole week?”

“i was getting here,” he shrugged. “to see you.”

your bottom lip quivered as you sighed in relief, your fingers playing with his. “i’m such an idiot. i thought you were breaking up with me.”

“darling, i would never,” peter promised, squeezing your hand in response. “i would never.”

your teeth sank into your bottom lip as you threw your arms around him again, hugging him as tight as possible. you felt every muscle in his body relax at your touch, and you melted into his embrace. you couldn’t help it as your tears dotted his sweater-clad shoulder. it had just been too long since you’d seen him.

“can we cuddle?” he asked, his voice muffled by your neck. tingles shot up and down your spine as his lips moved against your skin.

“of course.” you gestured to the bed, where he immediately jumped on the covers like a five year old and opened his arms. a giggle slipped from your mouth as you crawled into them, letting him pull the blankets up and over your bodies. peter smiled. your laugh was even better when he heard it in person.

his hands wrapped around your shoulders as he tugged you closer. it wasn’t until you saw peter’s face up close that you noticed the deep eyebags that looked like they could carry groceries. you ran a thumb over them, shooting him a concerned glance. “have you been-”

“yes, i’ve been sleeping,” peter finished uncomfortably, waving your hand away. you frowned. liar.

“c’mon, peter, don’t lie to me,” you whispered, ruffling his dark brown hair. “y’know i love you.”

he wriggled around in your arms for a while before finally acquiescing to your worried gaze. “fine,” he grumbled, glancing down at your intertwined hands. “i-i’ve been having trouble sleeping-every time i close my eyes, i think of you in some sort of trouble and i can’t do anything from queens, when we’re miles apart, and-and-”

you wiped away the tears that had gathered in his eyes and were spilling softly down his cheeks, and placed a kiss to his cheek. “i’m here now, okay, baby? please sleep for me?”

peter stroked your hair gently. “i don’t deserve you, darling.”

”shut up,” you poked a finger into his side playfully to lighten the mood. he sniffled and chuckled, making you grin. “i love you.”

his arms closed around your body as he placed a series of loving kisses up and down your jawline. you sighed contentedly as you snuggled up into his neck.

after only a few minutes of cuddling into peter’s soft as fuck hoodie, you drifted off to sleep in his arms. peter blinked down at you, unable to keep a goofy grin off his face. it wasn’t until extremely late at night that he finally fell asleep, not because of nightmares. but because, for once, reality was better than his dreams.

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[asterekmess]

1-4 What the fuck is a true alpha? A recurring joke? A convenient plot armor? A desperate attempt to make an irrelevant character look ‘relevant’ despite canon showing otherwise? Scott/Posey Stans think that Scott McCall has a right to command and dictate everyone’s life because he is a tWuE aLpAhA; Scott has a right to play judge, jury & executioner with his “inferior” friends, and he has a right to determine what is wrong or right based on his own benefit and bigoted black and white mentality.

2-4 If you think that this sounds an awful lot like the Divine Right of Kings, you are absolutely right. An unearned (and undeserved) mystical superiority or blessing, a fabricated sense of purity, goes a long way in ameliorating Scott McCall’s Failures and Fuck-ups. And like kings who rule by Divine Right, he can do as he likes. Which is why Scott can patronize and lie to Allison and Kira to control them, assault Isaac and Jackson due to his own pathological jealousy and possessiveness,

3-4 use Hayden (Liam’s girlfriend) as bait against the Dread Doctors without her consent to play the hero, dehumanize Stiles and accuse Stiles of being a violent, dangerous, inhuman monster and serial killer for daring to accidentally kill his abuser in self-defense, sell Derek and his Pack to the hunters, refuse to tell his girlfriend Allison the truth about her mother’s death to look ‘good’ in her eyes,

4-4 plot/conspire with Gerard Argent and Deaton behind everyone’s back to violate Derek Hale’s boundaries, bodily autonomy and consent for his own benefit, claim that the Argents had a reason to slaughter the Hales (including HUMANS and CHILDREN) in front of Derek Hale and of his comatose uncle – and then Scott/Posey Stans will consider everyone kicking Scott’s whiny, toxic excuse of an ass to the curb and not giving an utter crap when Scott died in Season 5 as an act equivalent of treason

I put all your asks together so I didn’t get confused (which is v likely to happen) and I thank you for numbering them for me. <3

The concept of a true alpha...sigh. Look, I see the intention, okay? I see the goal, the idea that you don’t have to kill someone to become an Alpha. That there can be “Good” Alphas who haven’t killed anyone. But I also think it’s lazy writing. This is one the few instances where TW hadn’t actually shot themselves in the foot yet. They gave us so little information on werewolves that they never actually said that the only way to become an Alpha was by killing another Alpha. They could very easily have said “Also, you can become an Alpha this other way” (Be it by passing the Alpha spark down to children willingly, or being beaten in a special kind of combat, or through a ritual of some kind)

But they didn’t just want another way to be the Alpha. They wanted a way that didn’t take any effort. It would be too hard to introduce another Alpha that would give up their spark to Scott, or to have him put in the effort to do a ritual. They needed a way to make Scott an Alpha without any additional effort. Part of me honestly wonders if they did it because they knew they’d lost a lot of Scott fans by the end of Season 2, what with all of his betrayals and lies and what he did to Derek. They needed a way to reaffirm that Scott was the good guy, so they made up the True Alpha thing and said “Look! He’s so pure and goodhearted and he has so much good will, that he can’t even help but become an Alpha”

They demonized werewolves by reducing them to murderers who had to kill for power (In Derek’s case it was survival, and i’ll fight for him.) and then held Scott up as a saint because he managed it without killing.

Except that he had killed. Or at least tried to kill. How could he be this pure person they claimed if he spent weeks poisoning a cancer patient, lying to everyone around him, and he took Pleasure in it. He was Proud of himself for his lies and his tricks and for getting back at Derek by hurting him. That’s the kind of behavior we expect from Stiles, who is established as a morally gray character. You cannot have Scott do something like that and then make the claim that he is morally pure.

Once Scott finds out from Morrell that killing someone will take away his True Alpha status, he goes out of his way to avoid killing people even when it puts others at risk. This ISN’T an Avatar moment, okay? He doesn’t summon the power of his ancestors and render the villains completely incapable of harm. He just fucking lets them go! Deucalion gets his fucking eyesight back for fuck’s sake. He was MORE dangerous than before and they let him go! (I know Derek was part of that, but I’m pretty sure Derek was possessed by a pod person by that point)

He never said he’d behave. No one checked on him or watched to make sure he didn’t hurt anyone. They just let him leave. He could’ve just rebuilt a new Alpha pack. Could’ve killed dozens more people.

Jennifer would have too, had Peter not killed her.

Even better, he brings Ethan and Aiden into his pack. They walked right up to him and told him “Everyone is hunting for us because we killed a ton of people” and he just took them in? Gave them protection from the families of the people they’d slaughtered? All because they followed him around for a bit and said “We’ll only kill for you from now on.”

And this is why I get so frustrated about the blue eyes. The concept of ‘taking an innocent life’ is so fucking vague? Scott is indirectly responsible for countless deaths throughout the show. Whether by inaction or because the people doing the killing were acting on his orders, or whatever the fuck else I can’t think of at the moment. It doesn’t matter if he hasn’t intended to kill anyone. He should not still have his True Alpha status. Period. But he does, so apparently Scott can kill as many people as he wants, actually, so long as he doesn’t do it with his own claws and teeth. Or maybe he just can’t kill a human who hasn’t killed anyone else? Who the fuck knows.

I’ll say it again. If The Alpha spark can be used to heal someone, why didn’t Scott use it to save Allison? She wasn’t cursed. She was stabbed. He could’ve done the same thing Derek did. Peter even said that it can be done on accident. All it requires is that he do the pain drain and not stop when it starts to hurt.

To be quite honest, I don’t blame Scott’s True Alpha eyes for his entitlement and his belief that he can do no wrong. He held that same notion way before his eyes ever turned red. The eyes are to blame for no one else calling him out for his actions. You’re told by the only fucking person who seems to know what’s going on in the supernatural world that this kid’s eyes turned red all on their own because he is meant to be an Alpha. That it’s because he is good and pure and it’s a sign of his worthiness. He literally was just gifted extra power, apparently because he’s the only one worthy of it. How the fuck are you supposed to deal with that? Are you supposed to be the one person who tells fucking Werewolf Jesus (technically Derek is Actual werewolf jesus what with the evolution thing, but before that Scott’s as close as it gets cus’ Peter’s just a zombie.) that he doesn’t know best? That he’s doing something wrong? If the Powers that Be made Scott an Alpha, what will they do to the one who tells him he fucked up? Everyone is just supposed to trust that Scott must be in the right. That his reasons are good enough. That he knows what’s best. Because if he doesn’t, then why the sudden Alpha eyes? Peter questions Scott often and happily, mostly because he doesn’t care if he gets struck by lightning or something. It’ll always be worth it to get that last quip in. Eventually Stiles starts to argue too, because he’s reached the point where he doesn’t care if he dies so long as everyone else important to him stops getting hurt. That’s when Scott starts cutting him out. When he stops believing Scott knows best.

And honestly, it’s like the first post I made that sparked this whole ranting binge. Scott cheats. He cheats and he uses his abilities to his advantage without ever thinking of what it does to other people. Except this time he’s not cheating at lacrosse. He’s not taking credit for bowling six strikes in a row. For some reason his eyes turned red, and everyone else is taking it as a sign that he must know better and he should be in charge, and he never disagrees.

Sure, he complains. “Why me? Why does it have to be my responsibility?”

Guess what buddy? It fucking doesn’t. If you stopped fucking ordering people around and admitted you don’t know what you’re doing to someone besides your MOM and you want someone else to take the lead? THEY WOULD. But because he will not admit any kind of weakness or that he isn’t sure what to do, he puts the weight on himself. He blames everyone else for the lead weights he tied around his waist. He doesn’t want to have to do the work, but he hates the idea of someone else being in charge. Of not being important. We’re told right off the bat that Scott wants to be important. He wants to be on first line not because he loves the game, but because he wants to be popular. He wants Allison to go out with him. This is just another way he wants to be important, and he won’t ever let go of it. He gives orders and makes calls on who gets to know what and who is worthy and won’t take responsibility for the failures, but happily takes credit for the successes. When he fucks up by not talking to people or by lying to them or making a bad call, he doesn’t admit it. He doesn’t tell anyone. He lets them think that he’s blameless so that when he actually says shit like “I lost them” someone will say “They’ll come back because you’re their leader” No. He’s not. He lost them because he pushed them away. It was his fault.

Whatever. I’m salty. *pouts* Anyway. True Alpha is dumb, and I’ve read a couple theories about how Deaton made it up, and tbh, I’d follow that logic. If you’re curious, I think I tagged it ‘true alpha’ or ‘deaton’ on my blog.

[seven-oomen]

Hi, Ben!  Hope you had an overall good day, and that tomorrow’s a good one, too!  I see that Mo was looking particularly majestic today.  :D  Not enough to make that message make sense, but still.  (Perhaps Florida Man misunderstood the idea of looking for pussy?…)  (Sorry, that was terrible, but I’m tired and brain fuzzy rn. XD )

I’m absolutely loving all the previews for the cabin fic.  OMG, my body is ready.  XD  Oh no, he got coated in snow…will they have to perhaps CuDdLe FoR WaRmTh?…  Oh no, one of the chairs has to be used to prop the door…will someone perhaps have to SiT In SoMeOnE’s LaP?…  XD  I’m not sure precisely why you think you’re going to hell for this fic, but the majority of ideas I can come up with indicate that I’ll likely also be there riding shotgun on the way, so at least you’ll have company?…  I’ve been fighting off the urge to do a holiday Peter/Noah to fit in with my existing one-shots, or a DILF Club holiday fic where the entirety of the plot my brain can come up with is “and they snuggled in front of the tree”, because I’m trying to keep ahead in my other fic, but between the endless Christmas music at work and the fact that it’s finally consistently cold here, I don’t know if I’ll be able to hold out.  XD

I also love how everyone seems to have the thought that Noah had run-ins with Peter when he was still a deputy.  (I have some ideas for this in the dating fic if I can ever get the freaking scene that it would be relevant for.  XD )  And I agree with most of your ask meme stuff about them, too.  (I can’t do Noah/Natalie, though, because even though I KNOW it’s fiction, my brain just starts yelling “TOO CLOSE TO RL!  TOO CLOSE TO RL!”, and I can’t make it stop.)  And yes, omg, my kingdom for some adorable single dads fic for them!  I am reminded of one of my “probably not going to ever do anything with it” plot bunnies spawned by some comments on a car commercial Ian did a few years back, of all things, where Peter moves back home with his young daughter Malia (maybe also with Liam, because I feel he fits just as well/even better as the lost Hale child), who ends up befriending Stiles, which is how he meets widower Noah.  And then maybe they’ve started dating or maybe they’re still in the flirting stage when suddenly his ex, Chris (yes, THAT kind of ex), moves back to town with his daughter, newly divorced.  And now we’re in a Hallmark movie romcom where he has to decide which one he wants to take a chance with.  (Will he eventually realize that there’s an amazing third option?  Maybe after they get snowed in or otherwise trapped somewhere together.

On a related note, a concept:

Some random dude on the street:  Man, FUCK THE POLICE!

Peter and/or Chris (without thinking):  I’M TRYING!

The pack members also there at the time: …

Noah (nervous, confused, and flattered):  …uh, wut?…

Stiles:  …wait, what?…

Peter and/or Chris:  …fuck…

Noah (still vaguely nervous, very confused, yet deeply flattered):  …you know..that could probably be arranged…

Stiles:  …wait, WHAT???!!!…

Also, that post of Seb Stan from a few days back got me like “Jesus, fuck, I need him in a Luke Skywalker movie, like, yesterday."  And I’m glad you liked the truly random ass Avengers thing my brain came up with.  I literally have no idea where the thought came from, but I thought it was hilarious (and I knew you’d appreciate the shippy angle, because they are exactly those types of assholes.  XD )

I’m sure there were other thoughts I had, but work’s been busy enough lately that I’ve got semi-permanent cotton candy brain (sugar spider brain?) lately.  I hope you get some decent rest (I know that’s been an issue lately), and that tomorrow is a good day!  Best vibes for whatever you choose to work on, if anything!  Take care!  *Hugs to you both!*

Hey B, mo’s def being his usual majestic self. But yeah that def didn’t warrant that message. (And I will not share the thoughts of; he’s not getting my other p*ss* either) 

I feel like we’re just about as awful when it comes to these jokes tbh XD.

Oh no, Noah got wet and cold and his shirt is wet now and that will have to come off at some point.

Also, sad, but Peter is near fire and that gives him anxiety/is very triggering for him, he needs a distraction.

Oh no what ever will we do. 

I also made Chris trans in that fic. No particular reason, just because I could. I mean I have a few story things I want to get done in universe, but I could have done that in several ways and I just went- this one, Chris is trans is the road I will go on.

But yeah after 3K I’m finally starting to get to the smutty part and it’s glorious.

Permission to use this idea for the cabin fever universe (with credit)

On a related note, a concept:

Some random dude on the street:  Man, FUCK THE POLICE!

Peter and/or Chris (without thinking):  I’M TRYING!

The pack members also there at the time: …

Noah (nervous, confused, and flattered):  …uh, wut?…

Stiles:  …wait, what?…

Peter and/or Chris:  …fuck…

Noah (still vaguely nervous, very confused, yet deeply flattered):  …you know..that could probably be arranged…

Stiles:  …wait, WHAT???!!!…

Because that’s the funniest shit I’ve seen all day XD

Also, yes, this is a wonderful bunny and I hope this gets written someday <3

And yes, omg, my kingdom for some adorable single dads fic for them!  I am reminded of one of my “probably not going to ever do anything with it” plot bunnies spawned by some comments on a car commercial Ian did a few years back, of all things, where Peter moves back home with his young daughter Malia (maybe also with Liam, because I feel he fits just as well/even better as the lost Hale child), who ends up befriending Stiles, which is how he meets widower Noah.  And then maybe they’ve started dating or maybe they’re still in the flirting stage when suddenly his ex, Chris (yes, THAT kind of ex), moves back to town with his daughter, newly divorced.  And now we’re in a Hallmark movie romcom where he has to decide which one he wants to take a chance with.  (Will he eventually realize that there’s an amazing third option?  Maybe after they get snowed in or otherwise trapped somewhere together.

Malia and Liam as siblings is just pure chaos waiting to happen though, poor Peter XD

And I can’t really remember the other thing I wanted to say, but I just wanted to let you know that your messages have helped me a lot tonight and I love you my friend. <3 

Hope you’re doing okay too since I know you’re in a lot of stress too. Lots of hugs from and Mo <3

[udunie]

Little longer, so a submission - ahaha - and not an expectation you’ll write it but another thing for the pool you’ve got going on here! Ties in your lovely can’t-say-no and predicament dildo ideas =)))))) The owner can be Deaton / Peter / whomever you want riding our fandom bicycle this time ;)))

Stiles gets a summer job as soon as he can in high school to help his dad and pay for his car and help with the fact that he’s bored as shit. Tech repair is kind of boring as well, but he’s good at google and the owner is hotter than the sun (and *probably* younger than his dad? whatever) - anyways, towards the end of one day the owner is like ‘hey would u like to work later/longer hours’ and Stiles says yes because duh.

Only it’s a little weird? The owner just keeps asking Stiles to fetch things and stand places and hold things and none of it resembles his regular tech repair job in the slightest and Stiles says yes to all of it because this is his paycheck, and things aren’t *that* weird (yet).

'Drink this?’ the owner asks one night and Stiles drinks and… things are kind of fuzzy after that tbh? Not totally clear on how he got home and he’s sore like he ran a mile or something.

Stiles goes back to work.

Things (somehow?) escalate and when the owner asks 'hey, can you get naked and try this cock ring-to-nipple clamp set for me? I’m not sure I got the feedback loop right’ Stiles is just like 'sure, boss!’ and strips down and spends the rest of the night writhing on the floor in ecstasy/agony (the feedback loop needs work, the owner gets lots of good notes)

A few weeks of this kind of thing later, the owner is like 'hey you think we should livestream all this testing so I can get more community feedback? sometimes you get a little incoherent, you know?’ and Stiles has an experimental breathing tube/throat dildo stuffed approximately down to his bellybutton but he manages a thumbs up (he can’t get fired, he can’t get fired, he needs this job, he - well, things are a little unclear right now, and his throatlungs are burning but he can’t say no because then the owner will fire him and that’s worse than unacceptable is the point)

Stiles isn’t exactly in the right state of mind to think about it now, but he should really have read over his employment contract better before signing - turns out his actual job is testing every depraved sex toy the owner invents before they go on sale, and the streams of testing go a long way to boost those sales!

*************

Udunie: I looooove this, and you know what i also love, that little line you have about how he should have read the contract? And I’m like. It’s the contract that does it. Like, it’s somehow infused with magic? (maybe the owner is a regular human, but he knows someone who knows someone who can write the things) So it’s in Stiles contract that he can’t say no. Maybe other things too :D

But yissssss this is absolutely lovely!!

[camelotpark]

http://thisdiscontentedwinter.tumblr.com/post/182179304312/in-which-camelotpark-falls-in-a-whole#notes

These are just some of the terms under your dumb as a box of scotts

"because Stiles isn’t a fucking idiot." (when directly comparing him to Scott and thereby calling Scott a fucking idiot)

"You have to be smart to be at Peter Hale levels of villainy. I’m not sure Scott could think his way out of a paper bag if someone gave him a flashlight and a map, TBH."

"But you know what else is brainless, and also as canonically smart as Scott?

A box of rocks."

Each of these quotes go far beyond just his academic success and instead talking about his intelligence as a whole so you're "I'm just calling him academically challenged" is bullshit. You are calling a latinx character "dumb as a box of rocks" when canonically he was shown to outsmart men I'm sure you consider his superior in every way. Just because you didn't like how he did it doesn't take away it took intelligence and skill to do it. Something the show clearly acknowledged he had and something you have worked hard to strip him of.

"And given that Scott’s bad grades are being mentioned as early as the first few episodes, how do you account for that? "

“Second verse, same as the first!"

Once again your tag goes far beyond his academic intelligence and into you thinking he is as dumb as a bag of rocks (your exact words) as a whole so trying to pull the "he failed classes" tactic now is a weak attempt to save face. A stereotype that most latinx deal with is assuming that they are stupid because they aren't "as smart" as their white counterparts and "because Stiles isn't a fucking idiot" shows you sure as hell think that despite canon showing Scott is more than capable of holding his own

I'm sure instead of just saying "Okay,maybe he had academic troubles,but that isn't a measure of his overall intelligence" you'll just dig you'll heels in more and swerve to prove this latinx character is stupid because you (a white woman) judge Scott (a brown latinx) for not knowing what every single english word means. And yes, that stupid bestiary thing comes up in the tag a lot so you use a latinx's grasp on the english language to call him stupid. You know he speaks english (as you often complain that him not speaking spanish can prove he's not a latino in canon) Yet you used him not understanding one word to prove your point, I would ask if you know that's a racist stereotype too (latinos not speaking the english language well), but it's clear you lack a lot in understanding racial bigotry beyond just hating someone for their skin color or calling them a slur.

Of course trying to attack my own intelligence because I misspelled words is tactic you used and clearly show a pattern so I'm not surprised. It's a easy lazy way to try and discredit someone because your defense for your actions are paper thin.

"I know that you never said fandom wasn’t an open place for self-expression and that we all have different tastes. Because clearly you don’t believe that, right??"

You damn right I don't believe that,not for a second. I'm a poc in fandom and have been for a long time. Teen Wolf is not my first dealing with this culture and I've seen poc fans driven from fandoms in droves because their "open-place for self-expression" was attacked. Because they dare challenge the racially bias way a poc character was treated. See, when you say "Open place for self-expression" what you mean is "Let me do what I want, let me paint this poc how I want, and I don't care if it hurts poc fans to see the characters that look like them judged more harshly by fandoms then their white counterparts. You don’t like it,don’t read it."

Then of course those poc go to safer spaces and we have people like you and StickeyKeys and the rest of your crew going "I can be here and say what I want because this tag isn't just for you to celebrate your character it's also for me to let you see how awful he/she is" See, the problem is that you don't want poc to have their space just for them. You want to be in every single part of it and eventually it makes poc fans leave the fandom completely.

An article that dared to celebrate Scott and put him in a space of queer-coded that moc are hardly ever in with fandom was attacked mercilessly and his character was demonized once again. The article never once bashed Stiles or any other character,but of course a place to celebrate a poc had to have people tell everyone exactly why that support was wrong.

A “they do it so I can do it too” is not a reason, it’s an excuse.

Your blog has literally condemned Scott for switching out a white man's cancer pills as evil and cruel when that white man has attacked him repeatedly. Has stabbed him and plainly said he would kill Scott's mother. Scott was painted as non-heroic for potentially killing a man who has tried to kill him before and would have gladly killed Scott's mother. Let's ignore that Donovan telling Stiles he’ll kill his father and attacking him is all the justification you need to say Stiles was not at fault for what he did.

You love to use the word hypocrisy without realizing you are literally the biggest hypocrite there is.

Of course I can hear the excuse now "Heat of the moment!" "Stiles didn't plan it!" "Scott’s was premeditated!" I'm sure if Scott had just slashed Gerard's throat you would back him up and defend him against accusations he's unnecessarily cruel. I'm sure if Scott somehow got the upper hand on Derek on that ice rink and ripped his heart out you would be the first to defend Scott against people saying his safety doesn't excuse his actions. He should have been “better”

I'm sure to you it means absolutely nothing to put a white man's life over a poc's and paint that poc as bad for taking actions against it, but it means something to people like me because this behavior isn't confined to just fandom. So yes, when a poc brings this up it is amazing how fast that "Open place for self expression" disappears.

"And I’m calling Scott not academically smart because that’s what his teachers say. That’s why he had to go to the parent teacher night."

Once again you literally called him no smarter than a bag of rocks.

"We could also talk about how stereotypes are different all around the world, and that your US-centric worldview isn’t the universal experience and that people from different countries and cultures aren’t ingrained with the same racial biases from birth as Americans are."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignorantia_juris_non_excusat

"Ignorantia juris non excusat[1] or ignorantia legis neminem excusat[2] (Latin for "ignorance of the law excuses not"[1] and "ignorance of law excuses no one"[2] respectively) is a legal principle holding that a person who is unaware of a law may not escape liability for violating that law merely because one was unaware of its content."

The same goes for racism and stereotypes. Just because you are unaware racial bias exist with certain stereotypes does not give you a pass for using them. You learn it, you acknowledge it, and you stop doing it.

"That’s called a metaphor."  "And disagreeing with another woman’s opinion is not misogyny"

I'm glad you know what a metaphor is,but nobody said your disagreement with another woman is misogyny (or your disagreement with a lgbtq man is homophobia) The language you used to defend yourself is. You attacked their sexuality to one up them and saying that a woman or lgbtq man is "sucking someone's dick" when all they are doing is defending a character you don't like is key misogyny and homophobia, metaphorically intent or not. And don't think I didn't notice that you didn't mention your homophobia in your reply. You could have went a million different ways to defend your stance. It is disgusting and you were disgusting for doing it. There is absolutely no defense for that action.

See, you say people are moving goalpost when they dismantle your argument and you try and swerve. It's not. I'm saying what I always said "Scott McCall is not as dumb as a bag of rocks and you trying to prove that true is racial stereotyping"

One last thing. I have never said you can't speak on racism, if you see it by all means call it out. What I said was you can't tell other people (especially poc) what is not racist. That is not your right.

[thisdiscontentedwinter]

so selfless. what a guy!

https://princeescaluswords.tumblr.com/post/181720985890/guess-who

For those who don’t want to click over to Prince’s latest cutting edge commentary of a “post” here’s the content: 

Guess Who?

Because one of the endless crimes that supposedly makes Scott McCall unworthy of being the hero of Teen Wolf is when he stole a necklace from Allison Argent.   And, yes, theft is bad.

This is one of the hard decisions people say that Scott doesn’t face in Teen Wolf.  His ally Derek who needs the necklace to solve the mystery of who the alpha, but Allison is broken up with him.  How does he get the necklace?  Why would he ever think of stealing it?

STILES So she’s not giving you–

SCOTT (impatiently) No, she’s not giving me the necklace.

STILES Did you find out anything else?

SCOTT Just that I know nothing about girls and they’re totally psychotic.  

STILES Okay. I came up with a Plan B in case something like this happened.

SCOTT What’s Plan B?

STILES Just steal the stupid thing.

SCOTT Couldn’t we try getting to Harris?

STILES My Dad gave him a 24-hour protective detail. All we’ve got is the necklace. Steal it

What was the other complaints?  That Scott never listens to Stiles?  Oh, yeah, that’s the one.  

No one thinks Scott is perfect – the accusation hurled by unreasonable antis all the time – but we think he does his best.  In this case, he’s trying to help Derek (who will betray him in the next episode) and himself.  He will also return the necklace when they’re done with it.  

This doesn’t make him Peter Hale level of villainy.  

DW: Bwahahaha! *wipes a tear from my eye* 

Oh, so Scott is doing it to help his “ally” Derek Hale.That’s the reason! Because Scott has no vested interest in finding out what he alpha is, of course! It would in no way benefit him and his hunt for a cure to his lycanthropy! He’s doing it to help Derek Hale, you guys, and that’s the only reason! 

Look at Prince pivot and turn as he tries to weasel his way out of this one! 

He’s being totally selfless! 

It’s necessary! But--just in case it’s not--it’s Stiles’s fault! 

Scott is a leader and hero and comes up with clever plans--except if he does something morally grey, in which case it was always someone else’s idea. 

Scott is all the things, and none of the things, when it comes to taking responsibility for his own actions. He’s a shadow figure, a myth, he was never here, shhhh... 

Bwahahaha! 

Also, nobody has ever claimed Scott is Peter Hale levels of villainy. 

You have to be smart to be at Peter Hale levels of villainy. I’m not sure Scott could think his way out of a paper bag if someone gave him a flashlight and a map, TBH. 

[thechronicliar]

Here are my Sterek stories that I wanted to write, but as I said a little while ago, I just won’t be. Basically under the cut is a detailed outline or description of what the story would have been like and if anyone wants to take it, go right ahead. But if you wanna know more, you can always send me an ask or something of the like. I’ll post the two chapter story outlines/what I have written later. This is just a few shorts that I had planned to finish, but obviously didn’t.

Stories include Derek deciding that he should just have a pack of dogs instead of trying to deal with a bunch of hormonal teenagers, Stiles getting cursed where his imagination changes the world around him to some degree, and more.

1. Marking Your Territory, or what I like to call “I licked it so it is mine” mentality.

Personally, I just thought it would be funny for Stiles to try to put claim on Derek and in the most stupid way possible.

Some of what I had written:

Researching about werewolves was easy. Figuring out what information was actually useful and not used for some half-baked fanfiction was a whole other matter. In fact, Stiles was almost certain that this current piece of information was completely and utterly horse shit, but that didn’t stop him from scurrying down the halls to where he knew Derek was with Erica, Boyd, Isaac, and some other werewolf that came here seeking something. Honestly, Stiles wasn’t listening to what the woman was talking about. He was too busy staring at how close she was standing to Derek and how interested Derek was in what she was talking about. There was no hint of his trademark, patent pending, “Grr” face.

By the time Stiles came to his senses to try and listen, Derek was already suggesting to take her back to his place with his pack to listen to help her out. He couldn’t even get to voice his disapproval before Scott was dragging him back to his jeep. It didn’t take longer than the second for Scott to step out of the jeep before Stiles was speeding his way back to Derek’s with possibly the most idiotic idea to come to his mind yet, and he went looking for a corpse. He couldn’t even remember where he got that tidbit of information anyways, he just knows that it sounds like a great idea. A perfect ideal. A horrible idea, was Stiles’ slowly panicking thoughts as he stood outside the closed off living room, loft, studio thing that Derek liked to ‘entertain’ guests (which currently and finally had a TV and wifi thanks to yours truly and Derek’s money). This was a horrible idea and he couldn’t back out now. There was no way they hadn’t heard him pull up and he wasn’t exactly quiet on his way up here.

He pulled open the door and glanced over the room. The six of them, now including Peter, stood in the middle of the room, not even sitting on the perfectly good couches that he forced Derek to buy. All of them had turned toward him questioningly, but surprisingly silent. Taking in a deep breath, Stiles locked his eyes on Derek and straightened. He could do this. He is a Stilinski. The pep talk wasn’t much, but it was enough to make him march up to Derek without breaking eye contact.

“Stiles?”

Stiles almost hesitated as Derek’s obvious confusion, but his determination kept him moving until he was toe to toe with the Alpha. Reaching up, he grasped the man’s too beautiful face and pulled him down, which was surprising all on its own that Derek would even let Stiles man handle him like this, but he didn’t have time to think about. He opened his mouth and ran his tongue up the length of Derek’s face.

And that’s about how much I got through. Basically ending with Stiles going “That’s all I wanted to say.” Not even explaining himself as he runs off after embarrassing the fuck out of himself and Derek. A pleased and flustered Derek following after him, cause seriously, I bet Derek would like it if someone liked him that much to make a fool out of themselves by doing something so stupid.

2. A Flirtation Disaster

This was going to be a short story where Scott got bit by someone else cause Derek and his sis didn’t come back while he was in high school. And now that Scott has a pack in Hale’s old home, they have come back to see what it happening. Stiles unknowingly flirts with Derek, makes an ass of himself, then goes to the meeting a little disappointed than shocked and soon to be panicking at seeing Derek there with is Alpha sis. Derek milks it.

I didn’t get much on this one.

“Did you have to kill someone to look as good as you do?”

The man in question paused with the brim of his drink just brushing parted lips. Hazel eyes narrowed as he lowered his drink. “Excuse me?”

Stiles, taking the obvious invitation to sit down, took the seat across from a literal being of sexual appeal. He tried to elude all the confidence he held within himself while he started to sweat under the unwavering glare. And when the confidence expectantly ran out soon after he sat down, he picked at the fraying on his sleeve, his eyes darting around the coffee shop. “Cause you look like the type of guy that would murder someone, not that you have killed someone. Or that you’d tell me if you did. Did you? Don’t answer that. I really don’t want to know. I want to live with the illusion that you are naturally that good looking without some catch.” And through all his quick rambling, the man across from him stared in awe as the glare vanished off his face. Stiles would have preferred the glare to this. The man looked moments away from asking if Stiles was dropped on his head when he was a kid. Time to try and salvage this.

“Do you happen to date guys that accuse you of murder??” Smooth.

Then add more horrible flirting and Derek worrying about his safety and maybe at the end, some vague flirting before an alarm goes on his phone stating he has to leave. Stiles is disappointed cause this could have gone a lot better and even if it was looking up, he failed to get the number of the godlike man. He’s then late for the meeting. And Derek decides to tease him throughout it, making subtle hints and jests at Stiles’ poor flirting techniques.

3. An Imagination is a Dangerous Thing

So, during one of the scooby gang’s little adventure, a trickster spirit decides to hit Stiles with a nice surprise. The spell or curse or blessing, however you wanna look at it, makes it where whatever Stiles is thinking about, happens. The more strong his emotional connection with the thought, the more likely it will happen. But it is limited. It’s not gonna bring his mom back or make the impossible possible.

It was fall break and Stiles was spending it chasing a trickster through the forest, in the middle of the night, on only three hours of sleep, and he was pretty sure he was lost. “GUYS!” Seriously? He understood getting lost in the moment, but did it have to be every single time? The pack had a tendency to leave him behind or in Derek’s words ‘not notice when Stiles runs off for whatever reason’. Which this all usually lead with him ending up getting hurt right about now.

Couldn’t decide if Derek was going to get hit by the spell first or the trickster just took a fancy to Stiles. TBH, I was leaning toward the latter. But after the spell is cast, everyone was worried about their human and brings him to get checked on by the pack’s vet, finding out what the spell was and how long it was to last.

Stiles inwardly panicking, cause his thoughts have been lacking in purity and have selected target. That paired with his inability to control said thoughts lead to funny and awkward situations with Derek.

Those not being limited to: Derek trying to leave and Stiles thinking he should stay, so the spell pulls Derek right back into the room, parking him into the seat. Stiles thinking that it would be nice to be carried by Derek. Stiles lying away at night and thinking of Derek, who crawls through his window, panting and pissed.

“Would you stop!”

“I can’t help it. My mind says no, but my body says yes.”

“Isn’t it your mind that we should be having a problem with?”

“…Yes, but that’s not the point I’m trying to make. This thing is hard to control.”

I’d also like to mention that Stiles has told no one of his crush on Derek and for the most part, no one knew or even suspected except Erica. So he would desperately try to play off his thoughts for being innocent. Like “We’re not done talking about this.” “I’m tired, I didn’t wanna walk.” All until he gets so tired of trying to fight it and just tells Derek. The others, probably catch on after the 5th incident of Stiles subconsciously calling out to Derek or at least getting him to take off his shirt. Derek may suspect or is completely clueless until Stiles says something, which would be funny. Derek just taking Stiles at his word all those times, a little upset that Stiles lied.

4. New Pack

This is basically where Derek gets a new pack of sorts and his little group of teens aren’t particularly happy about that. Derek gets a job as a dog walker and decides to hang with the dogs instead of dealing his pack and Scott’s pack. This disregards a lot of…well, nearly everything past season one, with the exception of gaining Erica, Boyd, Isaac, and Jackson as pack members. His uncle is still dead, but there is no asshole grandpa trying to kill everyone like his homicidal daughter.

First it is Derek’s pack that are taking the brunt of having to share Derek’s attention and slowly, so does Scott’s group, cause they too relied on Derek a lot and now that he doesn’t always have time to jump at whatever they need him for, they get a little sour about it too. Ha, just the thought of Scott or Stiles telling Derek that he needs to quit his job and has no real reason beyond that he feels neglected, but there is no way in fuck that he’s gonna say that, so instead insults Derek about his lack of being a good Alpha to his group. Yeah, that’ll show him.

Anyways, had a little written for it:

Honestly, they were taking the ‘kicked puppy’ look to a whole new level. It almost beat Scott’s puppy look, something Stiles thought impossible. All four of Derek’s betas stared sourly off in the distance, not even looking up as Stiles and Scott joined their table. Not even sparing a glance when Alison or Lydia joined the cafeteria table soon after. Jackson even pointedly ignored Lydia when she called his name, her glare had no effect on him. The silence was deafening.

“You guys look like someone ran over your puppy,” Stiles finally comment, mouth full of food. The mood of the four darkened considerably. “Seriously, what happened?”

The four shifted in their seats, avoiding anything that could be construed as eye contact.

“Is everything alright?” Scott asked, joining the one-man conversation. His perfected worried look was enough to make the group tense. “Was it Derek? Did he-”

Apparently, Scott was really good at hitting the problem on the head when Jackson abruptly shot up and stalked out of the cafeteria. The people parted like the red sea at his obvious anger. Shockingly, the three shot a not so subtle glare at Scott before Isaac ran off after Jackson. Have they really become that close after a few weeks? Was being able to silently communicate a werewolf gift? Was it like a smell? Teen spirit?

Wait. Derek. Of course, they’ll have to learn when the man barely says much. He really shouldn’t be that surprised. Over the past few months of the werewolf quartet learning their new selves and bonding, they must have made their own kind of language for ridiculously good looking people. He looked over at Lydia, hoping that she’d have a clue to their bad mood, but she looked confused as he did even though she joined the back soon after bringing Peter back.

“Ahhh,” Stiles educated started.

Erica glared at him sharply, a glare to actually rival Derek’s. “Shut up, Stilinski.” And then she too stood up and left the cafeteria.

The remaining group turned their attention to the remaining pack member and Boyd stared back unmoved. Stiles doubted they’d get anything from him. They’d have more luck calling up Derek. Scott started to speak up and only got through a syllable before Boyd too stood and left the area.

Stiles looked at who remained and dignifyingly aske:d “What the fuck just happened?”

Another possible way it would go:

Honestly, they were taking the ‘kicked puppy’ look too a whole other level. Stiles looked at the three betas from across the cafeteria and sighed as he took his tray their way. They barely acknowledged him when he sat down. “What’s with you guys?’

Boyd pointedly looked away.

Erica gritted her teeth and Stiles swore he heard something clawing under the table.

But Isaac was the worst. He had his head resting on the table with his arms barricading him. Wide blue eyes stared at Stiles sadly for a moment before Isaac turned his head away.

“Okay?” Stiles dragged out. “You guys look like someone killed your pup-”

“He left us,” Erica cut in.

“Who did what now?”

Wouldn’t mind combining the two, but certainly not my problem now.

Then Scott says a few things, thinking it was Derek that did something to piss them off, cause of his low opinion of Derek. Though he’s not totally wrong. The pack had left the table because they didn’t wanna hear Scott talking trash. Kind of wanted to add Scott saying something with Boyd and Erica still there and Erica biting his head off. Which I think would have worked better.

They go find Derek to get answers and finds him with dogs. Scott jealous. He wants a dog pack. The dogs love Derek too and don’t really care much for Scott, which makes the poor boy pout, but they do warm up to him after a bit, like Derek. They learn about Derek’s job and still don’t understand the pack’s anger. So they track down the others to see the huddled in Derek’s home. When they open the door, they all perk up with hope, only to look more sour than before that it isn’t Derek.

They learn that the pack is upset about Derek’s new job and how he hasn’t been around really. Or too tired to deal with them and rather be with those mutts. Erica’s words.

Derek is avoiding them in a way. He knows that his wolf lead him to each of his betas, but at times, he couldn’t stand them and it was hard to teach them something he’s known from birth, pack. And he sees his new jobs as an escape and well, instead of facing his problems, he’d rather be face deep in a dogs belly.

Stiles watching Derek lovingly take care of the dogs. “I never thought I’d say this, but I want to be petted.” And Scott looking at him horrified and somewhat disgusted.

It all becomes a heart warming tale when they finally learn that sometimes you actually have to say your words instead of expecting people to know exactly how you’re feeling. Not much of a Sterek story, but certainly has it’s moments. Stiles being the one that confronts Derek about how this is affecting his pack and how he actually has to be the Alpha and face them before they get permanent puppy faces. “Your pack won’t look intimidating if they all look like they would cry if you pet them.”

[thedegenerateasexual]

chapter 3 opens with stiles lying to coach about scott's whereabouts and listen this dialogue really is spot on like the writing style i don't love but she's got their way of speaking down PAT like their exchange is so funny i wish i could c/p it all

OHHHHH MY GOD FIRST DEREK POV SECTION HELL YEAH THIS IS WHY I'M HERE

teen wolf is over but i still get new officially liscensed derek hale content. this is the last time

mostly this is a recap of the shit kate pulled in 1.05 but also he recalls peter being a prankster with a wicked sense of humor. tbh if only it was that instead of "manipulative dick"

he's still working out bc he wants to be ready to tear her apart ):

ok so he had the same fire dream as scott (despite the fact that he "never dreams" that's pretty interesting idk if i buy it tho) and apparently his woke him up at 3am, "the hour of the wolf" WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

oh, this is interesting: in his dream, he actually fought the alpha, and while he was thinking "i can't win this" his "wolf brain" (lol) was thinking: "Kill him. Before he kills you. Because he will. He will come at you and at you— / There will be many Alphas, other Alphas; each one you kill will bring another. There will be blood on your hands forever. This one, today; another one, tomorrow. / And on Wolf Moon . . . legions. / Humans will try to destroy you. / If they fail, an Alpha will succeed."

(im copy-pasting from the FFN version to paste long quotes lol i dont wanna retype them. bless whoever decided to do that im only sorry they couldnt get thru all 19 chapters)

anyway this sounds like alpha pack stuff? i would be floored if they had thought that far ahead back in season ONE but theyre doing jackson's parents so maybe they did????

aw, apparently derek has a sleeping bag. this poor guy i hope he's not too uncomfortable ):

OHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE GOODS we're back to hale fire angst

gonna c/p a long section:

There are a few people I'd like to kill, he thought, but no way would he put himself under the control of an Alpha he didn't even know. And besides, what he'd told Scott was true: as a werewolf, he, Derek, might be a predator, but he wasn't a killer. There was a difference, and anyone who'd been born a werewolf and raised by werewolf parents would know that. Scott had simply been bitten, apparently at random, and if he, Derek, didn't teach him how to deal with it, Scott would wind up either under the control of the Alpha or dead.

Dead, because Derek would kill Scott himself rather than allow him to expose the existence of werewolves to the humans who lived in Beacon Hills. Scott had threatened to tell Chris Argent everything. That was when Derek had taken Scott to see Uncle Peter, make him see that the Argents were ruthless killers. Eleven members of Derek's family had died in the fire that had swept through this house six years ago. Men, women, children. Not all of them werewolves.

And none of them deserving of the hideous, fiery death dealt to them by the Argents.

like...oh my god. derek is truly in a kill or be killed mindset holy shit it's Bad he's like so hellbent on getting revenge!! his anger is using him, not the other way around! like sure  helping him keep control, because he wants it that badly and feels that strongly about it but when you are considering killing sixteen year olds There Is A Problem we do not kill children! that's bad! even the argents SAY they don't kill children and most of them are batshit insane!

would also like to take a moment to appreciate the "i'm a predator but i don't have to be a killer" bit bc that became his anchor in My Fanfiction instead of anger and i love that he says it as early on as s1, repeatedly, what a good choice i made

about kate: "cold-hearted bitch. if ever someone deserved to die..."

and then he immediately growls JUST AT THE THOUGHT OF HER and redoubles his workout routine efforts by switching his push-ups to single-hand so he can be Ready - "or the next time the fire came, it might devour him too"

good GOD we haven't even gotten to the kate angst yet and i'm already feeling #validated this was my exact interpretation of season 1 derek he's a fucking asshole because everybody fucking died and he doesn't want to be next because he's got to avenge them

more interesting werewolf lore via derek's internal monologue: "But that wasn't the entire dream, he reminded himself. I dreamed about other Alphas coming after me. Why? It' s not a crime to kill an Alpha. I'm a werewolf. The way we progress in status is through challenge. If my opponent won't back down, it's within my rights to take what's mine in any way I can. Even death." i...don't think that's how it works really? like by the end of the show alpha are implied to be more like parents and the thing to do is wait for them to pass and have the power be handed down to someone else in the pack like how laura got it after their family died. they're not animals and to people killing another person is a big deal?? i can see why among other reasons they decided this novel wasnt canon

he's so stressed he went out to jog shirtless (an important detail that they felt the need to mention) and now he's monologuing about how even though his life is horrible he wouldn't trade it for the life of a human for ANYTHING i love this born werewolf boy it's just so intricately part of who he is you can't take it out of him anymore than you could take the demon out of jesse he just wouldn't be the same person season 4 must have been so AWFUL for him ))))):

ohhhhhhhhhhh boy. "he used to work off all the extra testosterone by swimming laps. Tthat was how he had met HER"

i read a meta about this and it was not pretty i'm ready to be validated and also very sad

derek smells a real natural not-werewolf somewhere in the forest is it that white one from earlier why is there a wolf in california

haha then derek smelled scott ("spying?!") and got mad and wanted to shift, but he didn't because it's day and you never know who's watching, or plotting. "like i am"

this poor guy he's like so distinctly miserable

i don't really like the STYLE of this writing and i feel like the PLOT is going to be cardboard-thin at best but the CHARACTERS are coming through loud and clear so on that front it's very well done. i actually am enjoying myself a bit which i did not expect

[sunjaesol]

Thoughts on 6x17 “Werewolves of London”

Today, we are finally watching 6x17, Werewolves of London. My apologies if someone was waiting for this post, I normally post the day after the episode airs, but I had school and homework and my brother turned nineteen, so I had no time to watch it. Anyway, this episode will contain Jackson and Ethan which I’m SO excited about! Hopefully, this episode will be good :) Let’s watch it. 

- Ahhhh it starts with the London scene! Yes, yes, yes.  - Honestly, I’m surprised. They’re eighteen (I don’t know how old Ethan is), and they can afford that apartment? What do they do? Or did daddy Whittemore buy it? - Do Jackson and Ethan have a like an organisation/pack of supernaturals/werewolves in London? Like did they create their own coalition? If so, that’s fucking awesome. I suppose Jackson immediately hightened in ranking because he’s a werewolf/kanima. Wait. Does that make him a chimera? Interesting.  - That smug, fond little smile fo Ethan when Jackson cuts himself loose.  - It’s so... weird, seeing Jackson back. But it feels like he never left. Colton easily picked up his character again, which is amazing! It’s must’ve been hard adapting to Jackson after being gone from the show for five years. - How is the woman still consious if he has super strength?  - I love cute, gay couples. Take notes Mason and Corey.  - I still fucking hate that intro jesus fuck - Scott sitting in the hospital is a nice parallel to Stiles sitting in the hospital, waiting on his dad as he was in surgery. (I believe?) Truly shows how much they both care about their family.  - Poor Scott. He can hear everything.  - Thank you, Malia. For comforting him.  - Another great parallel is that they’re many things happening and Scott says “It can wait.” Just like Stiles was hesitating to tell Scott in 6x01 that he was next. This shows that some things can’t wait, and you need to tell/do it now. Melissa needs him to know that he can’t run. It’s also a great callback to season three when Derek was telling Aiden how Scott doesn’t run. He will always fight back, find another way. This scene, this emotional, heartbreaking scene between son and mother is so beautiful. Both oustanding performances from Tyler and Melissa.  - WAIT THEY ARE ALL HURT BESIDES SCOTT AND MALIA? WHAT - Produced by Tyler Posey AYYYEE - “No more peace summits. No more running.” oh snap. Scott’s becoming morally grey.  - Malia is so turned on by Angry!Scott. She probably like “FINALLY Switzerland!Scott is gone!” - Well, hello Deucalion. First new member of the army? I dig it. Oh, I know Deucalion is played by an older man but... like... he’s hot. Just me? I digress.  - “I said a lot of things” Bitch that was a year ago, and you even helped him in senior year. Don’t act like you’re a saint.   - “I like the old Deucalion better.” Did she even??? know him??? Whatever.  - I love how they brought Deucalion in. So far, we’ve only had the point of view of our yound generation, and the parents don’t really have an opinion as they aren’t as educated. Now, we finally have a perspective of a man who has seen everything.  - What. The Fuck. How did he do that.  - A form of martial arts where you dont need to fight, and the offender will fight himself. Is this the way they’re going to win? Turn the antagonists against themselves? This is some Shakespearean shit. The anuk-ité will probably play a part in this.  - “Lower your standards for allies”. This probably where all the old (including Stiles) cast comes into play, as they wouldn’t think to ask for their help.  - How does Jackson know that Gerard has anything to do with this? Perhaps because it was the last villain he saw. I don’t know.  - Oh, Liam. That’s not how you better the situation.  - Why am I laughing. We’ve been over this anger thing in s4. and I know the anuk-ité is causing this but... *sigh* - YOU’RE BREAKING HIS SKULL STOP IT - I fucking knew Theo would be there. I fucking knew it. Babysitter!Theo saves the day once again. Does Liam just want to have blue eyes?  - Theo should be a therapist, if the chimera thing doesn’t work out. “Sociopath turns psychologist” perfect headliner.  - Liam stating the facts - Other??? Bodies??? The ones that made the anuk-ité kill themselves? Or Edgar? Is this the Aaron/anuk-ité storyline? I honestly don’t care about Aaron tbh - This is interesting. Monroe thinks she’s doing the right thing, that’s she’s fighting for the right cause, that Gerard is the good one. Now, sheriff shows her what he has done in the past. He murdered a boy who wasn’t even supernatural. (he may have been a sociopath, but still - he was a human)  - Well, here’s the thing, sweetie. The sheriff is following (for the most part) the law. What you have going on, is an anarchy. Also, is s2 and a part of s3, Noah had no fucking clue what was going on.  - He lied so your traumatising experience would be a little less bad, you bitch.  - “over us”. Well, his son was for a week or two a demon, and his best friend has been a kanima since he was fifteen. So.  - Great. Another hallucination. In the snow. WILL STILES BE MENTIONED?  - Interesting. You can tell they’ve gotten more money for this season.  - Wait... wheelchair... is this Peter? Also with the ice and how she saw him in the ice when they went to the ice skating rink. - Oh nevermind. Peter’s in Eichen... with a new haircut? Do they have a barber in Eichen?  - “Self-preservation” oh man. I love Peter.  - What the fuck kind of brainwashing is this?  - “If you don’t start killing, you better find someone who will.” Deucalion is tired of his old ways, Peter’s life is finally going right. I just think it’s so interesting how they’re moving on but Scott is in the middle of this mess, as if they’ve gone through this all a few decades ago, and now history is just repeating itself. People will always be a afraid of the odd one out. This episode is so... cool.  - Wait, so what’s going to happen to the unconcious dude?  - Wait what. The police is against their sheriff? - entitled bitch - She realises what she’s saying, right? She knows Gerard would easily kill her if he needed to get rid of her. Yet still she’s on his side, because she believes he’ll win? She knows so little of this world, yet she’s so convinced she knows everything. If she’d only been there, all the times the situation turned around, and Scott was on the winning team. - I don’t think??? they understand??? Cause this isn’t a legal thing that’s been discussed with contracts??? This is just??? anarchy??? - Wait. That’s not foreshadowing that the sheriff will die? Right? Stiles cannot be an orphan! - IS LYDIA LOOKING FOR THE ANUK-ITé?? OR KATE? OR ALLISON?  - Lol nope it’s probably Parrish. God damn it.  - Excuse me. Did I ask for Peter and Malia to have a moment? No. I did not. - What the fuck since when is Malia able to do that so swiftly? Or even at all?  - I’m confused. Why would he buy her a car? And didn’t she already had one? Didn’t she drive in season five? Or was that a different car? What the hell is this relationship they’re having?  - YAS MALIA - “The Primals” WHERE THE FUCK DOES THIS WHOLE NEW THING COME FROM - WHAT THE FUCK THEY LOOK LIKE HOLLOWED GHOST RIDERS WHAT THE FUCK - Gabe is so confused right now lol.  - Ah... finally they’re leading it to Aaron. - Oh, so that’s why Aaron was after Edgar.  - Does a connection with someone you love make you calm? Because Malia wasn’t losing it as much when Scott held her hand.  - So wait is this the place of “The Primals”? Also this sounds so fanfic-y.  - oh my god - What the fuck Lydia why is she always doing that? Wait did she really go into a fugue state? That’s a long time ago... AND FINALLY THEYRE TOGETHER - Oh, right. A banshee finds dead people. The anuk-ité, well, kills them.  - the?? dead hellhound? - “I’m a harbinger of death... trust me.” YESSS LYDIA SLAY THEM ALL - Are Gabe and Nolan dating?  - A dead anuk-ité? What? (ugh and I still hate my actual name is similar to the demon’s name) - What if... Scott’s the other half? Or Malia? She’s the most affected by it.  - Wow wait has anyone noticed Liam is very small? Like I’m most likely taller than him.  - nice promo Toyota - STILES’ CAR MY HEART - oh... did Peter also saw those memories? And now he wants to protect them because he believes Malia loves Scott and if Scott dies she will be pissed forever. I get it. I guess.  - “Don’t fall in love with a dead man”. Wop. There it is. -  “Too late.”

- Okay so the shipname for Jackson and Ethan is apparently #Jethan - “I thought it was a lacrosse thing”. It’s okay, sweetie. We all make mistakes.  - Wait but how did she even get them there? A skinny, human woman taking on two werewolves? - “Happy Anniversairy” oh man. Gotta love Jackson. 

That’s it! Tune in next week for two episodes, it’ll be... pretty crazy.

[halekingsourwolf]

Teen Wolf Timeline – Full Moons

We’re all pretty well aware that the Teen Wolf timeline is a mess. That the writers don’t pay much attention to dates, definitely don’t pay attention to years, and seem to go out of their way to make the characters’ ages hard to pin down or hold onto.

But one of the things that’s made the timeline of the first two seasons particularly confusing is the fact that over the course of the first two seasons –– and over the span of three months –– we are shown no fewer than four full moons.

The Wolf Moon (January) –– 1x01 “Wolf Moon” Scott is bitten by Peter.

Second Full Moon (February...?) –– 1x08 “Lunatic” The moon basically acts like red kryptonite, turning Scott into a total creep. He makes out with Lydia, Stiles cuffs him to a radiator.

Third Full Moon (also February??) –– 2x02 “Shape Shifted” I... don’t really remember what happens in this episode tbh. But they mention the full moon happening a lot *shrugs* Scott decides he doesn’t need to be chained up this time.

The Worm Moon (March) –– 2x09 “Party Guessed” Lydia’s birthday party; Peter’s resurrection.

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Which, let’s face it, is probably just because the writers weren’t paying attention and decided they needed full moons for the sake of the story. But if we put our minds to it, we can probably make this make sense.

So first off, the moon cycle. We know that it’s slightly shorter than the average month, occurring once every 29.5 days. That means that if the first Wolf Moon was at the very start of January (as in, January 1st or 2nd) it would be possible for the second full moon to take place at the very end of January, rather than in February. And I think this actually does make sense with the timeline, since the teens are just coming out of winter break in the pilot, and in my experience you tend to get maybe a few days off before Christmas, the week between Christmas and New Years, and new years’ day off, heading back just shortly after. So far, perfect. That would set the second full moon –– a Blue Moon and January’s second Wolf Moon –– on the 30th or 31st.

Then we’d have the moon in “Shape-Shifted” as February’s Snow Moon (or... with only twenty-eight days in February... possibly as March’s first Worm Moon...? Ugh, math and calendars are hard. I think the full moon would either be Feb 28th or March 1st in that case?), setting Peter’s resurrection on the Worm Moon at the end of March, as shown. (As far as I can tell, the name of the full moon is based just on what month it takes place in, and not what number moon of the year it is. So the fourth moon, taking place in March, would still be the Worm Moon. If I’m wrong, someone feel free to correct me.)

That would also put Lydia’s birthday at the tail end of March, for anyone who’s keeping up with that sort of thing. March 29th or 30th (and juust missing my own birthday, unless my math’s off). But that’s also incredibly depressing because if I’m remembering the general timeline of the season correctly, that could quite possibly mean that Stiles was being tortured by Gerard Argent on his birthday.

[musoleum]

               allison argent: silver huntress.

     Allison Argent is a character from MTV’s TV show Teen Wolf. She was raised as a relatively normal girl, except that her family traveled a lot throughout her childhood. She was also a national-level archery competitor. The Argents finally settled down in Beacon Hills, California, when Allison was a sophomore in high school.

     There, she met and fell in love with Scott McCall. She didn’t find out until several months into their relationship that Scott was a werewolf. And it wasn’t until after that discovery that her father finally told her that her family hunts werewolves. She then began her training as a werewolf hunter, keeping her relationship with Scott a secret.

     However, during one of many conflicts that made their way to Beacon Hills, Allison’s mother died. She killed herself after sustaining a bite from a werewolf. After that, Allison became disillusioned with the world of supernatural creatures and attempted to distance herself from it, but failed. After she and her father realized they were being manipulated by her grandfather, they broke off from their family and established their own code: we protect those who cannot protect themselves.

     Though her relationship with Scott suffered through their struggles in opposing worlds, Allison remained loyal to his pack after rejecting her grandfather’s indoctrination. She fought with them as an archer, until they faced a fox demon that possessed their friend, Stiles. During the final battle with the Nogitsune, she was killed. She died in Scott’s arms telling him that she will always love him.

     I usually write Allison as though she was gravely injured during that battle, but survived it. I tend to prefer writing my muses as adults, so my “default” is to write her a few years after this experience. Further details vary from plot to plot.

               personality.

     Allison is proud, headstrong, and adventurous. She loves to laugh and she’s willing to bend rules to have fun if she thinks she can get away with it. She’s also realistic and prudent, carefully assessing risks before she takes them. She’s loyal to those people and causes she cares about.

     She’s an expert marksman, and she’s trained to use a bow in both short- and long-ranged combat, as a ranged and melee weapon. She is also proficient with a range of other weapons, including firearms, blades, and even bolas. Buuut that’s about the only thing she’s good at it. If it isn’t combat or battle strategy, she probably sucks at it.

     My particular Allison muse is pretty sex-driven, but she’s inclined towards casual or short-term relationships. She’s not promiscuous — she won’t sleep or flirt with just anyone. Either you are her type, or you’re not. She’s very pansexual, and she goes for lots of different types of people, but she’s scared of commitment and will likely try to stay away from crushes on nice, sweet people who want a white-picket-fence kind of future.

               rules.

    Please see the rules page on the blog. But here are some specific reiterations for Allison.

Allison loves being unpredictable, so don’t try to godmod her. If you want your muse to physically contact her in a post, either end it there or ask me privately about the nature of the contact.

DO. NOT. AUTOSHIP. I can’t stress this enough. Chemistry is absolutely paramount for shipping with me and any of my muses. Even if you see the ship listed below, it’s important for us to feel out writing chemistry before we plot anything deliberately romantic.

That said, if we don’t ship (yet), feel free to send her a meme if I post one. If she’s not feeling it, I’ll just delete it, but memes can be a great way to get an idea how she feels about a muse/ship.

Most crossover ships are ship-exclusive — meaning that I likely won’t do it again. If I ship with one Steve Rogers, I likely won’t ship with another. Crossover ships take a lot of effort to build, and unless one person’s take on a muse is drastically different from another’s, I prefer to honor the investment I’ve made with the other mun into the development of that relationship. Those ships will not be listed below.

If you wanna ship, just ask. Even if you see that I ship it with someone else, or I don’t list it below, there’s no harm in asking :) If I can see something working with our muses, I’m more than happy to try it. I love to ship!

I definitely write with Allison twin muses (TWIN AUs!), and OCs with bios. I do not write with self-inserts.

               ships.

DISCLAIMER: chemistry is the god of shipping for me. ALL of the ships listed below are subject to chemistry.

Scallison. Deep in her heart, Allison feels like she will always return to Scott.

Dallison. Ah, the fate-adjacent ship. I’ll always wonder what would’ve happened between them if Derek had never met Kate.

Allydia. I’ve never gotten to write it, but I love their relationship in canon and I think it has potential to be more.

Mallison. Ugghhh, Malia and Allison would’ve been brilliant together!

Jorallison. (Jordan Parrish and Allison.) This one might seem a little out of left field, but it’s based on my chemistry with @redefinereality. I’m disinclined to try it with anyone else.

don’t know if I ship:

Stallison. I’m open to it, but I’d need a plot that makes sense and a healthy dose of chemistry.

Allisaac. It’s a cute development in canon, but I’m not convinced that relationship was built to last. Again, chemistry would be the deciding factor here.

don’t ship:

Jallison? Jackson and Allison. Whether you see him as gay or bi, the only development in canon for this relationship is pretty manipulative. And Allison would take issue with dating her best friend’s first love.

Whatever Allison/Chris is. I do write incest on my blog (tagged! cw: incest), but not this one (and not 99.9% of parent/child ships tbh).

Idk if Peter/Allison is a thing? People seem to ship Peter with friggin’ everyone in the show. But I generally don’t ship him with people significantly younger than him, so probably a no on that one.

               desired connections.

I’ll interact with anyone with a good idea of how our muses would meet, but here are some muses I’d love Allison to interact with, or those I have ideas for.

Derek Hale.

Lydia Martin.

Malia Tate.

Chris Argent.

Other Allison muses.

Supernatural hunters from any other fandom!

Dean and/or Sam Winchester.

Vampires? Any supernatural creatures, really.

Buffy characters! Bad ass huntresses UNITE!

Shadowhunters characters? Even though I don’t know much about them?

Oh god, super heroes. Vigilantes. Allison wants to be a vigilante, too!