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#american horror story#ahs#feminine fever#girlblogging#lana del rey#the weeknd#euphoria#downtown mtv#10 things i hate about you#pinterest#source: pinterest#edward scissorhands#boyfriend#girlfriend#need a bf guys#arctic monkeys#idk how to tag this
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no thoughts just hugging mammon with everything you have and crying into the nape of his neck while he hugs you just as tight, just as hard, just as desperately, but also so gently because he’s afraid he’ll break you with how delicate you are right now.
no thoughts just slumping against him after crying out everything left in you and falling asleep while he still holds onto you and kisses the crown of your head because he knows you won’t notice.
no thoughts just his heart breaking because if he had his way he would take your pain onto himself in a heartbeat but he can’t and that’s what hurts the most.
no thoughts just mammon staying with you like that the whole night and checking your pulse occasionally and feeling relieved at it’s presence because it means you’re still here with him.
no thoughts just falling asleep with your first man and having him treat you like you’re the most precious thing in all of the three realms.
no thoughts; just mammon being your rock like he always is.
#sorry guys the mental illness has been mental illness-ing and i just need my bf rn. i wuv him forreal#obey me swd#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#mammon obey me#om! mammon#mammon#mammon avatar of greed#mammonobeyme#the great mammon#mammon x gender neutral reader#mammon x me#mammon x y/n#mammon x you#mammon x mc#mammon x reader#swd mammon#mammon fluff#mammon angst#obey me x reader#obey me x you#obey me x gender neutral reader#swd obey me!#obey me x y/n#obey me x mc#obey me shall we date mammon#shall we date mammon#mammon headcannons#obey me comfort
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silent communication comp :,)
#private smiles but Not private at all why r u guys loudly in love???#so called ice cold oscar when he Needs to make lando laugh and giggle about his shitty races#lando horridbwbly endeared by oscars attempt at humor omf theyre so obvious#oscar entertaining landos nickname gimmick#ik hes so stupidly pleased hes managed to have this weird little relationship w lando thats so. Them after#a. the stress of living up to carlando and dandos legacies and#b. being a lando fanboy who didnt Need to be a tumblr assigned bf but somehow still gets to be bc lando just likes oscar for himself...#very sweet conclusion to a Terrible day for mcl they did this for the rpfers#landoscar#oscar piastri#lando norris
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Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.
#dungeon meshi#laios touden#toshiro nakamoto#chilchuck tims#kabru#BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry.#Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong:#“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH.#This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated.#I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them.#Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad.#When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment!#I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug.#Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends)#and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off.#I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi.#obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc#YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him.#I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference
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im sorry but i choose to believe that tim drake is the most insufferable "my man, my man, my man" girl about bear. he does not shut up about him. steph is cooking smth in the kitchen? oh my man can do that. bear cooks really well. dick triaging some poor victim on an emergency site? oh my man is really good at that. mhmm, bear is on his way to becoming a paramedic. damian building something? oh my man is really good with power tools. have you ever seen him build ikea? it takes him less than an hour. for our anniversary, he built me a coffee table. mhmm isn't he amazing? yeah my man did that. yeah my man, mhmm that's my ma-
#and on and on and on#like it never fucking stops#jason gets a tattoo? tim manifests in the tattoo parlor to talk about his man's tattoos#'yeah they're sooo gorgeous! he has a grasshopper over his heart cause that's what he calls me! yeah that's like his little nickname for me#'and there's two cardinals in flight on his forearms! isn't that sooo cute!!! he says he's keeping me with him!!!'#and like everyone thought is was cute at first bc like first gay relationship!!! let tim gush about his boyfriend!!!#but then it like quickly and i mean quickly became annoying#like dick puts on his police uniform and tim immediately is like 'have you seen my man in his paramedic uniform? dont his biceps#look so good in it? and he's providing service for those in need without being a pig! isn't my man so great!'#and dick just has to sit there with his eye twitching bc the last time he tried to defend his police job the whole family laughed so hard#they almost cried.#also i hope you know that all of tim's lines are said in a valley girl accent. with the tone of a woman who is so fucking annoying about#her man. like he's the kinda guy at sunday brunch 2 mimosas deep trying to one up bart on like who has the better bf#spoiler alert bart wins only for the sole fact that he's not annoying about kon the way tim is about bear#meanwhile the rest of the group is creating enough of a ruckus that they're like 2 seconds away from getting kicked out of dennys#and while i would like to say that bear knows about this i just think that he has such hearteyes for tim that it completely flies over his#head. like he sees tim and he turns into a fucking idiot. he's putting in the saline line wrong he's doing chest compressions on a guy#who is perfectly fine. he's letting the steak burn on the stove#so theyre like both fucking useless together. and i think that's love.#bernard dowd#tim drake#timbern#timber
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(id in alt - do not repost my art)
It's Pico, yeah, yeah, go Pico, uh.
#artings#fnf#friday night funkin#funkadelix#fnf funkadelix#pico#pico fnf#pico newgrounds#boyfriend fnf#friday night funkin boyfriend#digital art#digital artist#mspaint#microsoft paint#stole bfs dialogue from a msg from ochre uwhuajnjkgdnknj 😇#GOD ok when i say this dont. expect me to make more funkadelix art but jesus christ i fucking adore this mods style#i so fuck with the palette. i need my personal art to look like this (guy who is always saying that)#what if i. wahtif. what if i made pico as i drew him hjere my icon. would that be fun#REALLY proud of this
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
#the witcher books#dandelion#geralt of rivia#gerlion#you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'?#this is like that except the reverse#geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just#don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous#'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not'#'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'
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Fangs of Fortune 𓆩𓆪 Zhuo Yichen & Zhao Yuanzhou
#the fact that the world's most powerful demon is willing unleash his full killing power and cry because his bf(f?) got eggs thown at him#it says all one needs to know about how zyz feels about zyc no one can convince otherwise#also zyz knows how this all feels and zyc the most precious most wholesome boy in the world doesn't deserve this#and ofc comparing to the like second episode where zyz fake cries when insulted and now he's crying for real because eggs#i'm also crying because eggs now#thanks#fangs of fortune#zhuo yichen#zhao yuanzhou#tian jiarui#hou minghao#da meng gui li#大梦归离#mf fof#my:gif#cdrama
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little miss sandy milkovich hearing for the first time about how her older cousin mickey milkovich came out big style in front of the whole family, announcing hes gay and fighting side by side with his boyfriend against red neck neo nazi biggest homophobic on earh uncle terry and how that changed her life forever
#can u guys even imagine?#i like to think this is what made her realize she didnt need to live the life she was trapped in and pushed her to quit her bf + motherhood#like 'mickey did it i can do it too' moment#gay milkoviches unite!!!#sandy milkovich#mickey milkovich#shameless#shameless us#og.#att. omg this is a hit? why did i even kept this in my drafts for so long#i guess theres probably some grammatical errors but idc english is not my first languague and u guys get the gist
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i need an older man to be my prince charming and rescue me from my tragic life ૮꒰ྀི › ༝ ‹ ꒱ྀིა
#'no one can save you but yourself' ok well i need an adult because im making an absolute mess of it#age difference#older man younger woman#oldermen#older guys#older is better#dad bf
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Toxic yaoi send post Link btw
#Remember that one funkadelix tumblr post I made...?#Yah.... yaaahhh...#They dropped Pico and I have never been the same.#If you need me I will be exploding these guys up with my mind.#fnf funkadelix#fnf#fnf art#friday night funkin'#fnf fanart#funkadelix#fnf pico#fnf bf#fnf gf#friday night funkin fanart#friday night funkin
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really funny screenshot i found on twitter to help me ignore what the fuck just happened in chainsaw man chapter 136👍
#nah cause the fact people are like#“haha classic denji moment”#“denji's got the dog in him”#like no he just got sexually assaulted what#i think denji just needs to stay away from women and stick to men#bring back beam guys denji needs a bf#chainsaw man#denji hayakawa#denji#csm
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sometimes i think "nah, i'm not THAT obsessed with f/o" and then i see f/o and sdjdkcjkcjckdhfk 💝💓💝💕💖💓💘💖💟💓💝💓💕💘
#first was watching op now hy.pmic guys its too much for my heart XD#i see them for one second and i need to pause video and hide my face#no but i am screenshoting almost every moment of r.osho being on screen#i have growing collection of my bf being very unimpressed i love him sm hes so cute and handsome and sweet and pretty#fuck i want to cry i love him sm#why am i always descending further and further into madness in tags
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svsss au where there's a system glitch that happens as shen yuan saves liu qingge from his qi deviation, resulting in sy's system being linked to lqg as well. aka, they share a system account. they share quests and points and everything. this... Changes things. such as well, the implications and fallout of an early system/identity reveal to one person, someone that hated the original shen qingque. but also, lqg being forced to have to work together and cooperate with an "imposter"! like in my head i can see lqg being rlly conflicted abt everything that's going on at the start. sy will get over it somewhat quickly i think because sure, why not, fuck you system!! but also in pidw lqg isn't a major character so i can see him having less hangups abt working w him. like his experience w lqg is basically a blank slate. but lqg? he has history w sqq. he simultaneously is on a blank slate and a huge monolith of history/shared experiences/past. he needs to not only adapt to that but also his new situation of sharing sy's system.
i've been microwaving this idea in my head for the last day or so and mmmm yes.s i love lqg. i haven't read svsss in like 4 or 5 years maybe so my memory of certain things is kinda fuzzy but i Cannot get this au idea out of my head
#svsss#scum villian self saving system#liu qingge#shen qingqiu#shen yuan#svsss system#sai speaks#liushen#in my head this is a slow burn liushen#i am 100% convinced if lbh wasn't well. lbh. then lqq would have been the love interest.#like cmon dude transmigrates into another guy's body and saves the life of a man who hated that guy??#the potential.#dont get me wrong i love bingqiu but in the grand scheme of things in this au lqq gets a headstart in many ways#such as being insanely pretty#and also being in a position where he has to cooperate w sy but also they r technically peers#and if lbh still gets thrown into the abyss tjen well. that's a lot of years combined for lqq to get ahead#also im sorry i love poly ships and lbh/lqq/sqq is cute#but personally i cannot see sy as poly#it took how many years for him to realize he was a boykisser????#and like it's been maybe 5ish years since i read svsss but iirc wasn't sy still like hmm yes lbh is my exception. gay only for him#he's utterly hopeless there is no way he's snagging a second bf#born to give sy a harem forced to pick only 1 bofie because he's an idiot#scum villain's self saving system#liu qingge x shen yuan#liu qingge x shen qingqiu#svsss au#i want to start writing this but i probably need to reread svsss to refamiliarize myself fully w sy & lqq's personalities#which would hav been easy i could've done that in like a day svsss is p short but#the fan translations r no more </3#mxtx
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heartbreaking 💔
#guys like this post to show Zasp he’s not alone 😞✊ he really needs your support#Mothiva’s new publicity stunt idea. zasp listen to me I know EXACTLY how to get attention just hold this sign and pose dramatically#anything for her rise to the top 😤😤#ignore how crappy this looks!!! I had to get it done before Christmas ended#< which I FAILED at its now 12:06 am on the 26th. woe#soft shading my arch nemesis it is SO much faster but it looks a lot more messy. in my style at least#art#bug fables#zasp bf#bug fables zasp#zasp bug fables#I highly doubt actual hospitals have those traffic light looking things that indicate a patient’s status#but I saw something like it at the vet clinic and I thought it’d be funny
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Werehog Sonic and Shadow: *cuddling and being really cute after sparring*
Silver: From the bottom of my heart guys, don’t✨
Its funny bc I just drew this KAJSHJWBSJ
#when ur bro is going thru the horrors and his bf has to give him support but u miss ur crush#he just needs a minute guys its okay#but yes this would happen#a lot#sonadow#sonic the werehog#vampire shadow the hedgehog#sonic moonlight au#silver the hedgehog#espilver#espio the chameleon#sonic the hedgehog#digital art#artwork#tumblr art#art#artist on tumblr#digital artist#illustration#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sth au#sonic au#sonic the hedgehog au
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