#natm akhmenrah

[professional-termite]

Can you do a head-cannon about Ahkmenrah. He just so adorable and hot.

OH ABSOLUTELY!!! i love akh and i think hes very sillay :3 ive actually got a couple ive been keepin tucked away in my noggin. you didnt specify general, romantic, or platonic so ive done one of each!

akh has really weak physical senses (the tablet brings him mostly back to life but it cant like. fully regenerate a brain, which he wouldnt have bc he was mummified) so he can handle really really strong flavour. bro could easily pop a habanero pepper and be completely fine. id think he enjoys candy like warheads that have super super strong flavours bc that means he can taste more of it. id also think he has poor eyesight but he doesnt like having glasses and contacts freak him out so he just makes do

akh is a super fun partner. whoever hes dating has gotta be energetic bc hes constantly changing subjects and generally he can be a little exhausting to keep up with over long periods of time. also i imagine he likes long hair on a partner, just a feeling

i think he wouldnt really differentiate between romantic and platonic touches. no matter who you are, if youre close to akh emotionally he likes to be close to you physically, mostly bc his skin has so little feeling and people are warm. bro just really likes hugs and platonic cuddles :D

[iiiiiiits-m]

I love the NATM fandom because as soon as one person posts fanart all of the NATM blogs are rebloging it. I have the same fanart pop up on my dash six times and I love it so much! We’re such a tight knit community and it makes me so happy!!!

[kyleetryme]

Big fan on natm aswell..could you do Ahkmenrah ples🙏🙏🙏

he's literally my favorite character vru

[haydieks]

Thinking of how Khonshu blessed Akhmenrah & his family. It probably would be complicated, but I kinda want this to be MCU's Khonshu?? Man, if someone wrote something good about it, I'd read it gladly.

[lultimastrega]

#KAHMUNRAH & #AKHMENRAH || #Lultima_Strega #LultimaStrega #NightAtTheMuseum #NightAtTheMuseumEdit #NightAtTheMuseum2 #NATM #Kahmunrah #Akhmenrah #HankAzaria #HenryAlbertAzaria #RamiMalek #RamiSaidMalek

[zeightive]

Skipping day 3 cause I need more time, LET'S GO

Day 4: "Sequel squad"

Just feels like this'll fit. Didn't even bother cleaning up my sketch, cause I really didn't like it

Day 5: "Missing/deleted scenes"

Really liked Akh's old outfit, but I didn't want to do details anymore. He always gives me weird kid in primary vibes And threw in his iconic line, cause why not

[not0a0mundane]

Writer's game

was tagged by @seth-shitposts @lost-in-derry & @foxxxtransformer123 to make another one!

Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder regardless of how non descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet or tell us about it. Then tag as many people as you have WIPs. If you don't write, list your art WIPs!

I don't really have that many active wips anymore so I'm gonna pull out some old ones!

Mello Amane AU - Misa & Mello are cousins, and after the death of their parents, Misa tries to adopt Mello. However the Wammy house get's him before she can and now she's in a legal battle to get her cousin back. (Stopped making more of this bc I just did not care about Death Note after L's dead, got boring)

Kamino Intern Maul AU - Palpatine accidentally forgot Maul on Kamino and when he finally remembered that he has an apprentice, the Kaminoans have already given him a uniform and tasks to complete (Maul becomes space OSHA)

Protecting What Matters Most AU - Kallus is sent on a cultural exhange to Lasan, mets Zeb, falls in love, Mpreg is involved but before Kallus can tell Zeb that they're gonna be parents, the Purge happens. Now Kallus is trying to survive in a hostile political climate while raising a hybrid child.

Carina Sparrow AU - I should have written that idea now bc I can't remember anything about it save for the fact that Jack is in London, meets Carina, and ends up adopting her bc he knows that her mother wouldn't want her kid to be in an oprhanage (should have gotten more canon info about Carina's mother if they were going to introduce a kid character)

Ancient Egypt AU - a night at the museum fic, made bc I was obsessed with Kahmunrah and the implication of Wax figurines having their personality influenced by how they're percived vs Akhmenrah who remembers his brother as an intelligent man that just spoke slower than their father would have liked (Feature's a LOT of worldbuilding, several OC's & the real life impacts of inbreeding)

@sapphic-loser16 @heart-of-a-rebel16 @loth-creatures @never-ending-fanfic @astralalmighty

[maddy-messes-with-canon]

honestly yeah i find it hard how some random night guard would fall in love with like a 4000 year old dead dude

i never realized akh was literally like 17-18 oh dear god

but shipping two wax figures of a cowboy and roman soldier? yeah sure i can get behind that more lol

unpopular opinion in the natm fandom

Ahkmenrah is confirmed to be 18 in the movies but 17 in the books, I can't wrap around the fact that this fandom ships tablet guardians. Larry is pushing forty. Don't give me that "but Ahk's over 4,000 years old 🤓" we've had this argument with redditors and discord mods

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⌗ I'm inlove with the Jedtavius ship, Sacagawea x Teddy (idk if they have a name) and also Knightguard (Larry x Lancelot). But I hate (yes) Tabletguardians (Ahkmenrah x Larry) simply because it's a fuckin' pro$h1p and it needs to stop. ʚɞ ⁺˖ ⸝⸝

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[thevaudevilledemon]

When I was a kid, I had a dream of a movie trailer for Night at the Museum 3

To be clear, this was not the Night at the Museum 3 we ended up getting, this was for a very different night at the museum 3 that I think would have been a lot cooler.

The dream was just of the movie trailer, and all it was, was Larry following an old giant panda that was mumbling about something (Honestly it was almost like he was speaking in slow motion with a couple effects on his voice), and then he stopped in front of a hew large doors, the camera zoomed or faded out to reveal a theatre marquee that flickered on and said "Night at the Museum 3" and then faded to black.

Remember in Night at the Museum 2 where they went through the room with paintings and photographs and each of them was moving, and they could even enter them? I think even my young child brain was thinking about expanding on that concept and every now and again, I'll just remember that I had a weird dream of a movie trailer for a Night at the Museum 3 that would never happen.

But what if it did... What if, for whatever reason, I was lucky enough to voice an idea for the third NATM movie? Well, I've done some thinking, and here are some points I've thought about recently about what this third movie could be like.

First off, of course it's set in a movie theatre, some local theatre wants to borrow the tablet for a big Egypt or mummy themed movie premier or rerelease and the museum lent the tablet over for the week.

Of course, Larry would be super worried about this because, remember that whole picture thing at the Smithsonian? Now imagine that with movies, so he tries to argue that the tablet should not go the movie theatre. In doing so, he blurts out that the tablet brings all the wax figures to life at night.

This is where it's revealed that Dr. McPhee knew all along that everything came to life at night, that he figured after the Neanderthals set themselves on fire, Larry wasn't suited for this job, but he managed to convince him otherwise. He wanted to fire Larry after he let the entire museum run out and almost turn to dust, but the publicity made him reconsider.

He would also toss in a throw away line about there originally being five Neanderthals or something.

He convinces Larry to go to the theatre to protect the tablet and hires some temporary night watchmen, who could be Dick van Dyke because, let's be real those cameos in the actual third movie were really nice.

The giant panda would have been an old theatre statue used for a much older movie, dusty and shoved in a corner to make room for other things, like a giant ape hanging from the ceiling, large metal bugs hanging over one of the aisles, mannequins with replica costumes, basically a lot of things that can go wrong tonight.

As night falls, Larry immediately looses control of everything, and all the theatre statues or mannequins are set loose, not outside, but within the film strips, all except for the old Panda.

Why a panda? Because Panda's are my favourite animal, so I'm going to work one into this pitch damn it!

The panda is... old, grumpy, but also sympathetic and does let Larry talk him into helping him track down everyone else.

Things go... about as well as you would expect, Larry and a Giant Panda trying to coax a giant ape, mannequins dressed like famous cinema characters, and some kind of super-hero to leave the film strips is... hilarious sounding.

After some failure, Larry gets a call of someone at the museum, maybe McPhee, maybe Cecil, and while Larry wants to say everything is under control, the Panda gives him a stare and Larry admits that things are a bit out of his control, and he could use some help, which they anticipated and have sent a truck over. This truck of course containing, Teddy, Sacagawea, Attila, Jed and Octavius, Akhmenrah, and of course, Dexter.

They arrive, manage to get some order restored, but then a lot of the film characters realize that they can pop out of the film, just like Larry and the others can, so that's exactly what they do. Now it's absolute chaos, and it's not just film characters either, cartoon characters pop out as well.

Now it's a race to get all the film characters back into their proper movies, some easier than others.

Teddy gets into a fight with Popeye, because I love these kinds of referential jokes.

Larry calls McPhee or Cecil for some more assistance, and he is slightly hesitant, but does go over. When he (whoever answers) arrives, the Giant Panda recognizes him, and it's revealed that the Panda had some other animal friends, but they all got turned into dust. This almost cost the museum a lot of money, but the theatre managers were able to be convinced it was a robbery of some sort.

Lots of apologies, coaxing and comedic hijinks later, everyone is back in their proper films. Save for one, one lone cartoon character who exits the washroom. I know this would have absolutely never happened, but I could just imagine Bugs Bunny just nonchalantly making the comments about how everyone managed to quell the chaos, without his help this time (He's a chaos god remember, he could have dealt with all of this in like... five minutes? Ten at most.) and just walks back into his film.

The giant Panda returns to his corner, the sun rises and everything is as it should be. The movie ends with Larry being suggested to train some potentially new night watchmen, and because I want to tie everything in together, Amy Adams is one of the potential recruits.

Of course, none of this makes a lot of logical sense, and... frankly probably would have been dumb, but damn it, I wanted to see a Night at the Museum movie that was set in a theatre, even though it's Night at the Museum, shut up.

I dunno, I had fun with thinking all of this, and I got to talk about one of my childhood favourite movies, and a weird dream I remember, so... win-win?

[h7p3r4ct1v3-h0rn3t2]

yeah the pharaohs from the natm series; akhmenrah and . the other one. akhmenrah 2?? akhmenrah but worse.

[professional-termite]

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#5

Random prompt

When they start travelling again, and Ciri is with Yen (once she's actually, completely, gained their trust again), Jaskier complains once that his legs are starting to cramp from all the walking and ask if they can find a camp quickly.

They can't because they saw some Nilfgaardians and Geralt wants to put as much distance as they can.

He does get off his new "Roach" though and sets Jaskier up before mounting once more as well and continuing on.

Jaskier.exe stopped working.

18 notes - Posted February 17, 2022

#4

Random prompt

When Geralt gifts Jaskier a new lute as further apology for the whole mountain thing, that's when a random patron comes in and drunkenly praises Jaskier for the last song he heard Jaskier sing from another town and asked if Geralt was the witcher from "Burn Butcher, Burn"

Geralt stares at Jaskier.

Jaskier hugs the lute. "No do overs! You can't take this back! It's a gift, you can't take back a gift!"

Geralt hums and goes "I won't." and then adds "It just made me realize I should get it extra strings for when you... Burn off the use from the current ones." And leaves to do just that; finding new strings.

Jaskier doesn't know how to react after that.

22 notes - Posted February 11, 2022

#3

Random prompt

Larry getting his job back eventually just because, and just in time for Jedidiah and Octavius wedding.

As a wedding gift, on the next sunrise after the wedding night, Larry and Nicky worked on making a even tinier figure in the form of a child that the two basically adopt as their kid.

Akh asks him later if he can make a bigger figure for their child.

Larry turns red.

24 notes - Posted February 4, 2022

#2

Random prompt

I have no logic for this prompt but

Larry Daley eventually getting his own statue because the guy he covered for had it done to appreciate him.

When they all come alive at night, the statue doesn't.

Which was odd because supposedly most things in the Museum did because of the tablet.

Larry sees the statue in his visit, it flattered him.

The others are happy when he visits.

They get sad as time go on when they see Larry getting notably older. Especially Akhmenrah.

Eventually, Larry dies as humans do.

And the night after his burial,

Well

The statue of him finally comes to life too.

When Akh finds out, he runs over and kisses him silly.

36 notes - Posted February 7, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Draft reveal

HiJack - Brave AU

"C'mon Hic, it's not too late yet." Jack said, flinching a bit as Hiccup snatched the bucket of fishes he was carrying to dump it into Toothless's stall. "you just... Have to really talk to him; how you don't want your marriage partner chosen this way."

"Talk to him? Have you met the guy?"

"Yup," Jack nodded, popping the 'p.' "Gotta say, still the most terrifying moment of my life. Even compared to the first time you convinced me to ride Toothless with you."

Hiccup snorted, returning to stand directly in front of his best friend. Well, best human friend. "Then you understand that listening isn't his strong suit."

"Well, runs in the family." Jack quipped, earning a glare from the brunette. The servant boy cleared his throat, "But I've also seen him with you and your mother; if he realizes how upset this would really make you he would have second thoughts in forcing you into this. Just... Do something to make him really listen. Make a stand, or something."

Hiccup looked thoughtful. 

"My name is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, the Third!" The brunette intoned, looking over at everyone present at the field. Jack's mouth popped open, pretty certain he didn't have this in mind when advising him the other day. Green eyes stayed a moment longer at his father's, but when it reaches Jack, it was maintained. Even he looked as shell-shocked as everyone else did, "And since Jack can't participate since he's 'not a chief's son' I'm his stand in proxy. If I win, I'm marrying him because I love him!"

Jack turned bright red. In any other situation, he would be elated that Hiccup's liked him all this time. But the utter shock and bubbling up rage Stoick was sporting put a damper to the moment. "Oh Hic... We gotta talk about timing..." Those around him looked towards him. he shrunk back sheepishly. "Yeah, okay... I mean, I consent and reciprocate but for the record, let it be known, I did not tell him to do that."

"HICCUP!" Stoick bellowed with Valka sighing and trying to calm him down. "Get off that dragon and out of that race!" A horn flared as response, and the racers flew off...  including his son. He glared at the man who flared the horn, "GOBBER!"

"... Sorry." The blond responded, looking chagrined. "It was very moving."

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44 notes - Posted November 11, 2022

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[kyleetryme]

do you like natm

WHAT THE HELL?? HOWD YPU KNOW. I LOVE NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM SIDUBIJSJAINBVGUSUABS UASJ S

[professional-termite]

This. Amelia Earhart was a really cool person irl, and it makes me so sad that they ended up playing around a lot with the personalities/actions of the male characters while still keeping them relatively accurate (like making Teddy into a father figure or Akhmenrah just "guy who went to cambridge") but when it came to Amelia, who had such incredible potential considering who she was in real life, they just turned her into a "girlboss" love interest. I love NaTM but it seriously pisses me off that THIS is what they did to Amelia.

Really impopulaire opinion

I HATE Amelia. Like actively hate her

I think she's really annoying in the movie, the way she's depicted in the movie pisses me off.

I might piss some people off here, so I need y'all to understand that I hate her in the movie and how she's depicted she's still a strong character but in the movie she's just too much.

Look I get that hardly anyone in that movie is accurate with hoe they looked irl but the way that they absolutely sexualized Amelia is just gross.

Yesterday I was forcing one off my friends to watch the 2nd movie and we were just so annoyed every time she was on screen.

The way they made her character "badass female who is amazing and everyone loves her cause she's just so cool" is so fucking annoying to watch.

Larry's whole relationship with her was just plain freaky to me and her kissing him twice while ha was just not into it was just kinda.... No. Ya know.

For everyone who doesn't understand why I'm so annoyed at how she looks in the movie, let me show you what she looked like irl, and in the movie.

Just... Look

What the hell

And it's not like they just didn't know.

There are plenty of pictures of her.

Idk this just pisses me off ig.

[hahafatcat]

Some Jedtavius thinggg because I'm feeling it

• Before they started dating, the Romans and The Cowboys took bets on who confesses first, winner gets all the mars bars on Halloween and loser gets whatever's there. The Cowboys won because Octavius was too much of a prideful sissy to admit it and Jed only confess because he couldn't stand Lancelot talking to Octavius and wants him for himself.

• Lancelot supports the relationship of Jed and Octavius but enjoys tormenting Jed so sometimes he just randomly compliments Octavius by calling him a beautiful man.

• Octavius just shuts down because he's not used to being complimented a lot, so he says thank you and the whole museum can hear Jed's loudest "WHAT??"

•Whenever they have an argument and need to separately cool off, they both go to Ahkmenrah(on different hours so they missed each other) and just take it out.

• Akh thinks it's hilarious how these two miniatures are so dramatic, he says it reminds him of the little moving pictures in the box Larry shows him. (Soap operas)

•When they pass by each other they just greet each other with their names

• "Jedidiah" "Octavius" in a bland tone.

•When they look away from each other their faces shifts from poker face to wanting to cry.

• "I tell you Akh he just doesn't care! He's against me all the time!"

•"Jedidiah is such a child! honestly I don't know why I put up with him all the damn time!"

• Akh doesn't give advice to any of them and says the Pharaoh's wisdom is hard to comprehend when in reality he just doesn't know what to say and just wants to know how the drama unfolds.

• they both end up seeking for Teddy and Sacajawea.

• Octavius goes to Teddy

• Jed goes to Wea.

•when they do make up, Octavius dips Jed and gives him the biggest kiss with the Romans and Cowboys cheering in the background.

•"I miss you, did you miss me?"

•"damn right I did"

• "ah how adorable!" says Akh clapping along.

• "I'm not paid enough to see this." - Larry continues his rounds.

•Teddy and Wea walk pass by cheering of the sight.