#nathan tag

[salamancialilypad]

hello fellow creators its my oc (nathan's) birthday today!!! please keep him in your mind and heart as i eat an entire cake to celebrate him

[aloeverified]

My Boyfriend's (@kita-shinsukes-hand-holder) Assumptions About The Total Drama 2023 Cast Before Watching

Axel:

Seems like Brick and Jo mixed together

Military general and captain vibes

Probably super strict

Bowie:

Bowie

Why is he cheeked up

Not trying to stay in the closet at all

If Lighting was a twink

The shoes look like Kokichi Ouma's... the outfit is not serving sha-cunt

Pls get better jewelry

Def not gay.

Caleb:

Getting Ryan from TDRR vibes: big pretty dude who is not the brightest

Tries to charm ppl with his looks like Alejandro or Justin

Very proud of his body

Brawn not brain

Chase:

Seems annoying

Looks twelve

Lightning McQueen personified

Very chipper

Probably tries to be cool

^ Fails

Damien:

Looks like he wants to be cool

Seems laid-back

Possibly more outgoing than he looks

Emma:

She looks like a secret sha-cunt

Courtney 2.0 (even has the sweater)

Slay lesbian palette

Could be nice, bug probably isn't (sorry girl)

Probably valedictorian. Get her some glasses and she'll look like 🤓👆

Julia:

Getting Taylor from TDRR vibes; like Taylor mixed with Lindsey or Dakota Seems rich

Probably likes to party

Has a boyfriend

Owns a nice car

Wears contacts

Nonchalant about most things

Millie:

Seems sweet

Why her feet built like that...

Kinda just seems normal & basic

Maybe she's secretly crazy and is Courtney 2.0

MK:

Looks cozy

An artist

Goes on morning walks

Pretty normal

Why is she yellow :/

Short

Nichelle:

Looks slay

Seems nice :)

Probably the least insane

Gets voted out quickly

Priya:

She joined just because

Looks like she has a computer job

Seems nice and helpful

Doesn't care about winning all that much

Raj:

Hockey bro

His team jersey reminds me of Bokuto from Haikyuu

Probably dumb

Rock Lee eyebrows

Treats hockey like life or death

The orange shoes are not serving sha-cunt

Uses three-in-one shampoo/conditioner/bodywash and probably doesn't even wash his body that much. Or his hair.

Tyler 2.0

Ripper:

Stupid ass name

Looks annoying

Will probably be the focus of a lot of gross out jokes

Talks like a stereotypical jock

^ Sounds like Tyler

Scary Girl:

It's giving Spinel from Steven Universe

Smiles creepily for no reason

Way too intense about the competition

Other contestants are scared of her

She has Gojo eyes and is always looking at people

Short, wears boots to be taller

Wayne:

Looks like Tyler, Duncan, and Trent all at once

Stupid

Doesn't know what da hell is going on

Can't do basic math

On hockey team

Clumsy

Also uses three-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash

Zee:

Looks like he wants to skate, but is bad at it

Getting big Shaggy Rogers vibes

Why your limbs so long

Looks like he can drive a van

Stoner

Maybe he dabbles in videogames

Season Predictions:

Thinks the first ones voted off will be Zee or Ripper & the finalists will be Bowie & Scary Girl.

Thinks Chase and Priya will be least favorites since they look kinda boring and like they got nothing going on — but Emma also seems like she'll be annoying.

Favorite is probably gonna be Bowie, he seems funny. Scary Girl seems like she'll be entertaining too.

Ship predictions: someone will probably be in love with Scary Girl. Really hope Ripper is not Bowie's love interest.

[camakkuma]

Oc first meeting

[your-local-uwu-artist]

Hi :>

Do you have the picrews if the boyfs

okay so ima edit these later but i might have to share the edited versions in the plot doc or dms sense i dont wanna have to check through every picrew i used description to see if the artist is chill with edits ndjakd

anyway picrews under the cut!!! <3

okay so heres some i got rn

[thestuffedalligator]

People are talking about what voice Public Domain Mickey should have, and for some reason. My brain keeps going back to Nathan Lane.

Dialogue comes from Lane’s performance in Angels in America II: Perestroika

[badpanini]

i dont know what compelled me to do all of them but here they are

(NOW AVAILABLE AS STICKERS!! =3)

[zillacore]

post-performance shenanigans

[salpho]

Made this with my own two hands

[sourjabloki]

oh how sweet the new hyperfixation is

[maspers]

Batman / Leverage crossover where the Leverage crew shows up at one of those fancy Gothamite Galas or whatever to take down one of Gotham's rich jerk socialites, and Bruce immediately realizes who they are but also knows their reputation so he just kind of tells the rest of the Batfam to let the Leverage crew do their thing and not get involved.

This *mostly* works, since there's plenty of other crap going down to distract the Waynes, but somehow Damian misses the memo and suddenly Gets Involved. The poor Leverage crew finds themselves having to both take down their rich jerk mark AND babysit this terrifying child.

Nate and Sophie are confused, but roll with it (Sophie LOVES Gotham parties there's always so much DRAMA). Hardison repeatedly comments that he feels like he's the only one noticing all the frankly insane comments Damian is making. Parker thinks Damian is the most delightful child she's ever met and asks his opinions on various increasingly violent hypothetical scenarios (which Damian responds to in depth, much to Hardison's chagrin). Eliot spends most of the episode just kind of staring into the middle distance because he can tell Damian is a trained assassin based on his (very distinctive) body language and like WHAT THE HECK this kid is NINE why is he an ASSASSIN dangit this is why Eliot hates Gotham 50% of Gothamites just know how to kill everything apparently

Damian is impressed by the group's efficiency but also unimpressed with the group's general goofiness (Nate ends up on the receiving end of like five bajillion insults). He goes along with the shenanigans playing the part of a weird but ignorant civilian until the very end where right after the team does The Gloat he walks up to them and says something along the lines of "somewhat passable work, 7/10" before jumping out a window and Eliot just groans.

Afterwards Bruce berates Damian because they really don't want to be on the Leverage crew's radar but Damian doesn't really care since it made the Gala more interesting, and all the rest of the Batkids are rolling on the ground with laughter.

[salamancialilypad]

they are sooooo sun & moon coded

(this is the picrew i used!)

[aloeverified]

my husband is a little bit high still and i delivered the news to him about the dunkalatte being discontinued and he started crying

[sodapopbuoy]

narumi - Wishing Star

[your-local-uwu-artist]

Boyfs headcannons?

-des in strawberry dress

-nathan making soup

-sammy and nathan used to have a bunch of like 'codes' (just replacing letters with symbols or simple ciphers) in elementary and middle school

-des trying to get sammy into tattoos, sammy has a lot of ideas for some he'd like (constellations, twenty one pilots symbols and lyrics, or a lizard) but he's still a lil scared to go through with it

-nathan likes to play with his bfs hair, esspecially braiding des's

-nathan suprise taking des to a gamestop like its the peak of romantic gestures

-sammy and nathan napping on coach cuddling

-when holding hands sometimes des will squeeze or tap fingers in rythm to songs

-des loves to tap on surfaces so much that nathan once suggested he should learn morse code, des is still working on it

-des knows sign launguage (asl)

-des was selectively mute til he was about 10

-des streaming in his jammies like 'my bfs are out rn :( so I play kirby while i wait for them to come back'

-if sammy paints his nails it's plain but he's gotten into nail art by painting des', des loves having pretty nails but hates painting them

-the local florist and nathan on first name basis from how often nathan is like 'gonna go get my bfs some flowers'

[anxious-chaos-art]

They’re about to be so rude without even realizing it

[imperatorrrrr]

50ish Things About Nico Hischier

some highlights:

"I've done the hot yoga once and" makes eye contact with the camera in a very suggestive manner "it's definitely too hot for me. I'm sweating already enough with the normal yoga, so I would go with the regular yoga...open up the hips and stuff like that."

Pilates is "really hard and so underrated"

Nico has never done zumba.

his grin before he answers "New York Rangers" for describing rivalry in three words

(he still can't say the word 'rivalry')

Which athlete would you swap jerseys with? "Roger Federer, if he was still playing" Think he would want your jersey too? "I dunno, I hope so, I'm his countryman, so maybe" many eyebrow movements and smiles for this one

Nathan Bastian is the teammate that makes Nico laugh the most.

Dinner with one hockey legend? Pavel Datsyuk

Best vacation? "I love somewhere on the beach in Spain, just love the Spain culture, the tapas, the food, its good, its good."

Favorite way to relax after a game? Watching a show, reading a book

Watching movies or binge watching tv shows? TV Shows

Concerts or sporting events? Concerts

Cooking or eating out? Cooking

Breakfast or dinner? Dinner

Long drives or quick flights? Quick flights

Cold weather or warm weather? Warm