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salamancialilypad · 31 minutes ago
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salamancialilypad · 45 minutes ago
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Don't forget to sexualize the grotesque and romanticize the horrific today!
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salamancialilypad · 1 hour ago
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youngest sibling......yeah yeah... you get it....
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salamancialilypad · 1 hour ago
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salamancialilypad · 1 hour ago
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So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
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salamancialilypad · 2 hours ago
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Dick: Go big or go home!
Bruce: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home.
Dick: I'm going big!
#dc
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salamancialilypad · 2 hours ago
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Bruce died(?) again
Jason: Well, it's my turn.
Dick: What are you talking about?
Jason: Everytime Bruce is gone, one of you starts to act just like him, pushing everyone away, acting as only you can be right, and fighting anyone that gets in your way. Dick did it, Tim did it, even Cass kind of did it. So, this time, I will do it.
Tim: Isn't that how you act all the time?
Jason: Whoa, fuck you. You are so banned from historical drama movie nights.
#dc
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salamancialilypad · 2 hours ago
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Bruce: I know it’s hard, but you must remain forgiving and merciful, Jason.
Tim, who had to watch Bruce skin a man alive like a piece of salmon with a batarang for saying something rude about his then deceased son, throw him in the back of the Batmobile, and drive him to the hospital just to beat him up again:
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#dc
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salamancialilypad · 2 hours ago
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never forget that odysseus had a daily cry on calypso’s beach for the entire 7 years he was there
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salamancialilypad · 3 hours ago
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salamancialilypad · 3 hours ago
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i'm genuinely having so much fun writing a jock protagonist. can't believe i never tried this before. all these years i've been limiting myself needlessly
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salamancialilypad · 3 hours ago
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The jurgen leitner hate is real
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salamancialilypad · 3 hours ago
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just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer
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