#naruto sfw headcanons

[animeomegas]

Naruto, Shinsou, Kakashi

Most to least likely to enjoy pool sex

Private pool:

MOST

Naruto - He would have so much fun with pool sex in a private pool. Get ready for shenanigans though, because serious, he is not. There will be splashing, and dunking, and probably at least one 'ha, look at how my penis looks underwater! 😂'. It's not something he'd want often, because it is a bit inconvenient, but if you guys had a private pool, it would definitely happen at least once lol.

Shinsou - Shinsou lives for the vibe of making out and grinding in an empty pool like horny teenagers breaking curfew. He loves how easy it is to be held up by you in the water. He wants to wrap his legs around your waist while you make out, too, okay, he wants it so bad. But actual sex? No thanks. You can't thrust properly in the water, and poolside sex is just kind of uncomfortable.

Kakashi - He doesn't get what's supposed to be fun about pool sex. He will allow you to grope him as much as you want in a private pool, because he's just going to be a tease until you get out to somewhere more comfortable.

LEAST

Public pool:

MOST

Shinsou - It being public makes it a bit hotter for Shinsou. It would still have to be an empty public pool, but the slight risk of being caught makes the horny teenagers breaking curfew fantasy even better. He would probably drag you into the changing rooms for a quickie.

Kakashi - He's slightly higher here, partly because Naruto pushes him up, and partly because he does have a small exhibitionist streak. Just enough to make a fun game out of groping each other under the water. He's so good at keeping a poker face, no one would suspect a thing 🤫

Naruto - Nope! He's too shy and too worried about being caught. He's down for some flirting, some lap sitting, some wolf whistling, but that's where he draws the line when he's in public.

LEAST

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

Here's a rarepair I like! Got any nsfw headcanons for Naruto/Ino?

Same! It's a pretty nice ship in my opinion too hehe. Honestly, before Shippuden, Ino x Naruto was like my 3rd or 4th favorite ship for Naruto I think. Here you go!

Ino sometimes takes breaks from working her families flower stand just to go have a quickie or two with Naruto if he's available

Given how use she was to leaving her body behind when she used her Mind Transfer Jutsu, Ino's always been curious about something... What was it like to have her body played with while her conscious was elsewhere?

So Naruto was happy to show her exactly what it was like. She used her jutsu on no one and gave him permission to have his way with her boy. She returned to her body mid mating press and all the pleasure up to that point rushed through at that moment

Ino has, with permission, taken control of Naruto's body with that same jutsu and teased his body while he could only watch, both of them feeling the pleasure from it

Ino has also fucked her own body while it was unconscious while in Naruto's body!

[thottyimagines]

request sfw H, O, E sfw alphabet for itachi pls. Also, you're really creative, it's almost frightening.

Thank you! Being called almost-frighteningly creative is what made me decide to go search through my tags to even find what this would be asking. I can't find the original post, but all of those letters have been requested for others in the tag so:

Itachi

H: What is their deadly sin?

This felt like a hard one to pinpoint, because mostly I think Itachi is unhinged and interesting but, above all else, pathetically sad. But I suppose, given his actions, pride. Whether he's aware of it or not, he thinks he knows better than everyone else, assumes there are no other solutions or options to situations other than what he can think up himself, and feels empowered to dog Sasuke's every step to make sure he's sticking to the Itachi-ordained path to fratricide (and if Sasuke is caught slacking, Itachi will sharply correct him).

O: What would it take to break them, inside and out?

Probably the only thing left that can break this husk of a man is Sasuke's death. You have to understand, Itachi has hung everything on his brother.

The massacre is an acceptable sacrifice, because Sasuke gets to live. His exile from the only home he'd ever known and lifetime commitment to being a missing nin is tenable, because he has Sasuke murdering his ass to look forward to. His frankly insane, terrifying, traumatizing actions against Sasuke are for the greatest good of all: knowing his sweet baby brother is strong enough to survive anything.

If that were to be ripped away from him, I can't imagine Itachi's fragile psyche would ever recover.

E: How are they with children?

Terrible and awkward! The moment Itachi started demonstrating that he's a total freak of nature genius baby, the adults in his life went "oh, nice, none of that coddling bullshit needed!"

He has no idea what to do with any child who isn't already just a mini adult. That Sasuke loved and idolized him so much isn't evidence of Itachi's child-rearing prowess; it just tells us that Sasuke is, in his own way, also a freak.

[dragon-queen21]

Fox regressor Naruto headcanons

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~Pouty baby. Pouts at literally everything for no apparent reason.

~So cuddily. 24/7 He wants all the attention all the time.

~Being bundled up in sweaters that are too big for him so that he can have sweater paws and try and smack people. It’s surprisingly very effective.

~When it's cold out and there's snow on the ground he will be jumping into all of the snow banks that he can. Even if he's not wearing the right cold weather gear. He's just a kit trying to hunt.

~Kakashi holding his pupil up by the scruff of his sweater and wondering just how he managed to get into this situation to begin with.

~Naruto finds himself scruffed a lot whenever he’s getting into mischief.

~Being told that little kits can't have noodles and that he needs to have something healthier to eat, crying about it, and then being given a bowl of noodles promptly after as an apology for making him cry.

~Wanting to constantly be interacting with someone. Doesn't matter if they understand what's being said, just wants someone to talk with him as if they do.

[multi-fandom-agereg]

haii :3 i didn't see naruto in your fandoms list, but i was wondering if you could do some cg! head canons of kakashi hatake? only if you want to, no pressure ofc ;p

🦗 kakashi hatake agere Headcanons 🦋

Most definitely! I love Naruto so much (it's nostalgic so I 100% have to write this one)

(◡ ◡ ✦) : the most chill caregiver ever. You can never get to this dude if you tried to scare him. (Though he will put on an act to make you happy)

(◡ ◡ ✦) : he has troubles when it comes to physical affection. Just in general he has troubles understanding social cues and your needs. He's really trying though trust me

(◡ ◡ ✦) : when it does come to physical affection he's good at keeping you in a cuddle position. He loves having you between his legs and his arms wrapped around you while you do your thing. Who knows, maybe he'll even end up falling asleep like that

(◡ ◡ ✦) : (literally it's the only thing he's good at when it comes to touch)

(◡ ◡ ✦) : 90% of the time he'll keep you on his shoulders or on his back. Getting yourself an endless cycle of piggyback rides! Ain't that fun?

(◡ ◡ ✦) : not good with petnames either, but he once called you "Kid" and it kinda just stuck with him

(◡ ◡ ✦) : spite being a chill caregiver he can be Mr Grumpy pants at times. Just give him a stuffed animal to cuddle with, he'll settle back down immediately

(◡ ◡ ✦) : if you were to dress him up, he'd feel embarrassed. Mostly because he doesn't like to take off his mask.

(◡ ◡ ✦): otherwise if you were to let him to keep his mask on he'd be more than grateful. You might even get a smile from him.. even if you can't see it

(◡ ◡ ✦): autistic caregiver 100%. He stims his hands and usually does a lil spinny™. when upset his stimmies can be turned into table slams or knocking against the walls (he tries hard not to do it in front of you-) even if he can't control them

(◡ ◡ ✦) : may not show it but he cares deeply about you. This shows when he ends up getting upset he puts your needs before his and sometimes takes you special places when you do something you're proud of! (Getting chores done, getting through school/work, etc)

(◡ ◡ ✦) : He hisses at anyone he doesn't like very well who tries to get close to you (headcanon because I hiss at people too. (Stim I think idk lmao). He's also protective over you, and get extremely tempered if you're in danger or you aren't near him. He gets anxious and angry when he isn't near you. He gets worried... Alot

(◡ ◡ ✦) : he doesn't trust Might Guy with you. He fears he might be too rough with you or make you cry

(◡ ◡ ✦) : oh by the way, anyone who even dares to make you cry he will make them cry next

(◡ ◡ ✦) : matching pup and shark onsies.... 🐕🦈

EEEEK I LOVED WRITING THIS SO MUCH! I hope it turned out good!

[littlebatludo]

just a small doodle of TEAM 8!! i hc they’re all regressors :p

Kiba is an age and pup regressor! he’s more dependent on others when he regresses, so he regresses between 2-5

Shino is a switch, an age regressor and a caregiver. he’s independent when he regresses but still has to be baby sat.

Hinata is an age and a bunny regressor. she regresses between 4-7. shes in between of being independent and dependent, like will need others to help her but also wants to do things herself.

[littlebeedreamer]

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CG! Sasuke Uchiha

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-When he's with you, he's not so aloof and broody.

-Is very gentle with his tone and mannerisms,and goes about it genuinely.

-is very firm sometimes, especially when he has to remind you to do things. He's like this out of love 𖹭

-his favorite thing to do with you is take you on walks in the woods, he sometimes tells stories or plays little games with you 𖹭

-Is skilled at hugging and hair brushing and coloring despite missing an arm.

-loves hearing you talk, he's an amazing listener.

-always knows which outfit you'd look best in!

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(this was completely self indulgent, I just love Sasuke sm 😭)

[pup-writes-agere]

Regressor!Naruto Headcanons

Due to a lot of the trauma growing up Naruto occasionally regresses

He’s normally actually kinda secretive about it, he wants to care for others and he wants them to take him seriously.

Eventually Kakashi and Sakura are the first to find out.

Kakashi is a great platonic caregiver for Naruto and Sakura is a great playmate too!

Shikamaru often takes him to the hidden sand village so he and Gaara can have play dates.

Loves to play hide and seek, but has a history of falling asleep in his hiding spots.

Not really a paci kiddo but he loves chews!

Definitely needs a spill proof sippy cup because he is ALWAYS moving around

It can be very difficult to settle him down for a nap sometimes but somehow Shikamaru and Kakashi have the magic touch to get him to sleep

Since he was with the fox spirit since birth he’s definitely developed some animal behavior and occasionally pet regresses as well.

Loves to run around on all fours!

He and Kiba also like to wrestle much to Hinata’s dismay, she worries one of her boys will get hurt!

Love bites, not enough to leave a mark or anything, just a tiny chomp to show affection, Sakura hates it.

He and Sasuke definitely regress together, Naruto and Sakura are the only ones Sasuke feels safe enough to regress around.

Always bringing people rocks or cool sticks he finds, he’s smiling so wide and he’s so proud of himself.

Secret stash of shiny trinkets and fun things he’s found

Shikamaru was not amused to find his missing shogi pieces in Naruto’s stash…but he didn’t stay mad long

[honeyhatake]

Kakashi Headcanons-SFW

(All of these are my own personal opinion! If you don’t vibe, please move on. If you like then thank you for reading! 💕)

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The first time he realized he liked you he avoided you for the longest time

It wasn’t until you confronted him and told him how you felt that he started coming around again

He was also very worried about losing you, and became very overprotective of you

If you started dating while he was Hokage he’d never send you on missions

If you’re a high ranked Nin you’d have to fight to even leave the village

As soon as you got back from a mission he’d check you all over for injuries and smother you in hugs and kisses

He’s not very big on pda, but he’ll always hold your hand in public

Kakashis also very easily flustered when it came to you, and you liked to tease him a lot because of it

That lead to him constantly scaring you, popping up when you least expect it. You hated it but also secretly loved it

He loved seeing you scream and get mad at him, but then giggle directly afterwards

Kakashi thinks you’re the cutest thing he’s ever seen

Whenever he’d have the time he’d always make you dinner and make sure you’re well fed

When you’re sick he’d stay home for at least a day to take care of you, or set you up with everything you need to get better

If he left before you wake up he’d leave you cute notes to read around the house

He legitimately doesn’t feel like he deserves you so he’d always make sure you felt loved and appreciated

If you guys ever got into a fight he’d always make it up to you in some way. No matter if it was his fault or not. Expect small gifts, back rubs, and a lot of extra kisses

Also expect him to come home with a stray dog like once a week. He can never say no to puppy dog eyes, yours included

He’d give you anything and everything you ever wanted. Within reason of course

If you went out with friends he’d wait up for you like a worried father

This man has so much anxiety and is definitely gonna need a lot of reassurance

He also carry’s SPF with him at all times, and gladly shares it with you if you need it

He would also put lotion on you if you asked him to, and would give you any massage you may have needed

Be careful though cause that may lead to something definitely not sfw lol

Kakashi will share his food, drink, or whatever with you. He’s not a greedy person, and is always willing to tend to your needs

When he’s ready to propose to you, which will definitely be after YEARS of dating, he probably wouldn’t do something too flashy

He’d probably even propose at home, or at your favorite park bench. Maybe the place where you’d have your first date

The ring wouldn’t be too flashy either. Maybe a small Diamond or a simple band. Especially if you’re a ninja like him, he wouldn’t want it getting lost or damaged

He’d wear his like normal as Hokage, but if he was still going on missions he’d wear it as a necklace

When it came down to kids he’d at least want to have one. If you wanted more he’d most likely agree but I don’t think he’d want to go past 2 or 3. He loves kids, but can only handle so many at a time

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✨Nsfw version coming soon! ~✨

[cy-berr1]

Naruto age regression headcanons!

Naruto:

-little age: 6-7

-He is always hyper and talks a lot

-very attached and clingy to his team-mates, especially Sasuke, when he's regressed

-has some fox-like tendencies due to the spirit inside him, and sometimes pet regresses as well.

-he's a picky eater, and only wants to eat ramen even though it's not that healthy

-he can be cranky or stubborn especially when he's tired or hungry, and he can have tantrums

-he likes to chew on things, but isn't really into pacis

-he likes bright colors/kidcore

[animeomegas]

Neji's OnlyFans is the kind of stuff you'd have to pay top dollar for. Not only is he incredibly hot, but his profile is structured in the most exquisite way. You're looking at ART. Lighting. Body placement. His outfits? He's not going to half ass anything, and he'll be bleeding everyone's pockets dry. Wanna know what I think his most sought-after content is? His legs. Neji has the most gorgeous pair of legs in Konoha, and I'll die on that hill!

This right here is *chef's kiss*

You are so right. Neji's OnlyFans would be so incredibly expensive, but everything has perfect lighting, artful presentation, and just enough of his skin to keep people entertained.

NEJI'S LEGS, THANK YOU ANON, WE ALL NEEDED THAT IMAGE!!

He definitely shows off his legs all the time. He does tasteful ankle and foot content too, for sure. Even people who don't have foot fetishes have to admit that Neji has gorgeous feet.

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

A snakes and foxes comforting embrace

How Anko comforts Naruto after he's heard that Ichiraku will be closed for a month while the Ichirakus go on vacation.

How she then proceeds to get his mind off of it and onto more... important matters.

[debatenarutooocs]

I don't get why yumi-art isn't mentioned more. Seleen has posted about how Yumi has owed her art for nearly two years. Yet this person still posts personal art and ych. I know Seleen is just one person a few others have been waiting for two and half and upwards. Yet when they confront her she throws up the victim card, and makes up excuses then goes back to just posting more art. I think more people should be aware of her behavior.

If it's true then yikes! Why does she keep digging her grave deeper, and how does she think she is the victim?. The audacity!!!! If she can't do her job as an artist then she should refund the people who have been waiting for 2 years and half. It's crazy she is openly scamming those poor people and no one else bats an eye.

[sweet1delusi0ns]

Naruto boys random headcanons──☆*:・ﾟ

Sfw

Characters: Naruto🦊,sasuke🗡️,Itachi🥀, kakashi🍃, kiba🐺, shikamaru🀄️,shino🪲,neji🎋,Lee🥋,choji🍥,gaara⏳,kankuro🪆

Naruto🦊-*

Hes lazy at home. Not because he’s tired he just wants you to take care of him, but when you call him a baby for all these requests he gets mad “I AM NOT A BABY! I AM A GROWN MAN! NOW SPOON FEED ME!”

He tries to prank you but fails, your too smart to fall for it. He always tries to trip you in public while walking and every time he is the one on the floor and your the one laughing some how-

He likes the idea of drawing and being an artist he just can’t draw. He can only draw stick people with different hair, one time he tried to draw you, gave up and instead gave you a picture of a stick person with your hair. It’s now on the fridge LOL

He tries to act cool around his friend with you but just makes a fool of himself. “Yeah this my bae so what?” “Yeah I’m his bae and he’s my baby, my big, soft, smiley baby!” His soul is now crushed and his friends all laughing

He sleeps like a ANIMAL. he full on can’t sleep normally, You both go to bed the same time, one of you is always gunna wake up on the floor, mostly you. Then he wakes up like “why you on the floor?”

Sasuke🗡️-*

He may seem cool but he gets very flustered. He doesn’t cover his face though he just closes his eyes so he doesn’t get more flustered and so he can ignore the fact that he is red

He CANT Dance, don’t EVER take him dancing. It’s not because he’s bad at dancing he just never learn. If there is music he will bop his head to the beat though, if you try to get him to dance he will freak out and freeze. He just doesn’t like it ok!

His waist is weirdly sensitive, you could barely touch his waist and he will start giggling. He isn’t ticklish anywhere else but if you take a feather to his waist he will start LAUGHING

He will kick your feet when he wants attention. If you guys are out to dinner with friends he will kick you under the table to get your attention, he thinks it’s funny until you fight back and stomp on his foot. He made you kiss his pain away at home, atleast he got attention LOL

He forgets the silliest things one time he forgot how to tie a knot so anything he needs to tie like his clothes or shoes you had to do for him. You don’t know if he actually forgot or if he just wanted to be babied-

Itachi🥀-*

He can’t handle heatwaves. If it’s over 90 degrees he’s gone for. One time you woke up on a heat wave morning waiting for him to wake up and walk out but he never did, you went to find him and he was in bed, sprawled out, shirt and covers off soaked in sweat. You had to rub ice on him to get him conscious -

Unlike naruto, he likes drawing and can ACTUALLY DRAW, although he can only draw plants but he doesn’t mind he likes plants! He will draw you flowers instead of buying you some which is like equally as cute~

He has very sensitive eyes. Like how he can’t handle heat he cant handle the sun either. If it isn’t cloudy he will have to squint to keep his eyes from hurting. When you told him to wear sun glasses he said “I still want to see you clearly though love…”

He’s not a big fan of skin care but he likes those face roller things. He bought one just so you could use it on him, he likes that it’s cold but also massaging!

He sneezes like a girl- he has the cutest, most petite sneeze you’ve ever heard out of a man which is cute and very funny. He doesn’t even realize it either “a-choo!” “That was crazy out of character” “huh?”

Kakashi🍃-*

He’s allergic to cats, he likes cats sure but he never hangs around them because he’s allergic. You didn’t know that and one day you brought a stray inside and he instantly turned puffy (poor thing)

Once he gets home and discards the mask he puts lip tint on. He has pink lips for that reason. When he first puts it on he will find you and kiss you just to leave a mark before waiting 10 minutes then whipping it off

He needs reading glasses but never uses them, then complains to you when he gets a headache as if you didn’t tell him to put them on

He takes a lot of baths. If he showers it bound to end up a bath. And he doesn’t care if your using the bathroom if he wants a bath he’s gunna make a god Danm bath. One time You were just washing your face and he busted in the door and ran to the bathtub, You washed your face as fast as you could-

He is EXTREMELY tired when he first wakes up, he doesn’t move for like 20 minutes so if he needs to get up and do stuff your gunna have to make him, like actually you’ll have the carry him out of bed.

Kiba🐺-*

He bites his nails from stress so you have made it a habit to smack his hand away when he does. It worked since all you have to do is tap him softly and he will stop. He’s so glad you help him get over bad habits

He decorated akamarus ears when he’s bored, one time you walk in on him giggling like a little girl and akamarus ears were pulled together in a little ponytail! You joined in on the fun🤞

He comes back from a casual walk along a complete mess, you have no idea how but one day he came back with half a bush stuck on his leg. He always cleans up though!

He sometimes transforms akamaru into himself to prank his friends or you, mostly you. One time akamaru came up to you as Kiba and started licking your face “EW OH MY GOD?!” “AUUFF AUF!” “KIBA YOUR NOT FUNNY”

He always has tan cheeks and nose. Compared to the rest of his face, his cheeks are cute and golden!

Shikamaru🀄️-*

He lets you win at intelligents based games to make you feel better. Except one time he actually tried and lost. He’s convinced you cheated

His hair is straight but gets very frizzy if not cared for. (You care for it since he’s lazyy)

He draws on himself when bored, mostly just trippy designs like swirls and stuff. Will also let you draw on him, only if your good tho he doesn’t want “bad drawing” on him😔

He has a box FULL of hair ties and will notice if you take one. “This one you literally stole from me?” “Don’t care put it back!!!”

He gets Freezingly cold at night, like really really cold. When he snuggles up to you to warm up you could feel how cold he really is and you don’t understand how since you are both under covers-

Shino🪲-*

He keeps bugs in the house so they can watch over anything, they are basically his security cameras-

His hair is so cute and wavy! Also gets very frizzy because of the texture like Shika. He also makes you take care of it, he just really likes you touching his hair

He gives you bugs as gifts, not like freaky beetles but cute little bugs like lady bugs or fuzzy green caterpillars. You find it cute that he gives you things that mean so much to him

He shockingly has a sensitive neck, only to you though. Bugs can crawl all over it and he doesn’t move but if you try to kiss it he gets chills. Also shockingly he has really soft skin idk maybe he sheds skin (IM JOKING)

When he gets home and can finally undress he lets you take his glasses off since you love his eyes and he loves that you love them. He gets insecure about it sometimes!

Neji🎋-*

He speak really highly and intelligently but he’s honestly a little dumb sometimes, or maybe he’s just dumb with you to be silly we don’t know

The only jewelry he really wears is an ankle bracelet you got him

He loves hair charms, he likes decorating his hair! He likes putting clips and braids in it, sometimes even put color streaks in it if he wants to be festive

He really likes pottery and making things out of clay, he’s very creative and he finds clay the perfect outlet. He even makes pots for you!

He has a flower garden that NO ONE is allowed in. He treats them like they’re his baby’s, because they are! He’s favorite plant he has is his cactuses.

Lee🥋-*

He’s extremely energetic and powerful yet he has asthma, he denies it. But if it’s really hot outside he runs out of breath REALLY fast which makes you worry

He’s scared of spiders you kill the spiders for him or he runs! If you trap a spider and chase him with it he will almost start crying (he will start crying) he’s ashamed to admit spiders are his weakness

He wears mascara, he gotta make them lashes voluminous yk. He stole his mascara from tenten too. You made him give it back to her and bought him his own

It’s pretty obvious but he is FLEXIBLE! Backbend, splits anything he can do. You thought he broke his spine onces-

He’s not much of a plant guy but he has the TINIEST succulent in your room that he cares for, every other plant he has had died but not that one~

Choji🍥-*

He loves finger painting and is actually really good at it, you’d think it was made by a professional and an actual paint brush but no it was Choji and his finger paint😭

His hair is so thick most hair ties he uses break. He has to use hair needles instead because it’s the only thing that holds if he wants his hair up for a while

He thinks pillow fights are actually entertaining he could have a pillow fight with you all day and never get bored. He goes crazy if he’s over at someone’s house and they suggest pillow fights!

He loves bath bombs!!! He basically died when you run him a bath and put bath bombs in it, his favorite scent it lavender. Even if you didn’t add a bath bomb he loves when you make him baths he thinks its adorable

He paints your cheeks like his in your sleep, that’s his idea of a prank even though it’s basically him just being a cutie “look now your like me y/n!!”

Gaara⏳-*

He turns the black rings around his eyes to cat eyes sometimes. He looks ADORABLE with cat eyes. He sometimes even uses eye shadow too, if he can’t change it he thought might as well make it look cutee

He’s scared of mosquitos, he just doesn’t like bugs that can fly and go after human blood it freaks him out

He wears one of those scent bracelets and puts your signature scent in it so he always smells like you~

He gifts you plants all the time

He collect the silliest things, there are these cute little cat charms at a near by store and he’s working on collecting them all!

Kankuro🪆-*

Shockingly he really likes reading. He likes fiction books the most, he asks you for suggestions

He asks you what new make up design he should try, sometimes he just gives you the brush and lets you go wild. But you always make him look cute~

He fidgets with the ears on his hat when he’s bored. It rubbed off on you so now if he’s around you with his hat on you start messing with them-

He steals your clothes and hides them so you have no choice but to ask to use his for the day. After the day is over he comes up to you smiling and hands you your missing clothes “found em!” “By found em do you mean took them out of the hiding spot?” “Yeah-”

He paints his nails either black, pink or purple. He also lets you paint them, it honestly just ends up a mess. He would totally whip nail polishes on your nose~

[kurokawaia]

❛ NSFW Alphabet ❜

Uchiha Sasuke X fem!Reader

WC; 2k + | !MDNI! | TW/CW; Breeding, degradation, praise, begging + more

⋆·˚ ༘ * 𝑅𝐸𝒬𝒰𝐸𝒮𝒯 ; @enouche - Hi , you made a really good headcanons for Sasuke so I was wondering if you please can make a sfw or nsfw ( whatever you want) alphabet for him . <333

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A = Aftercare

I personally think that Sasuke wouldn't even know what aftercare is until you tell him about it. His reaction would be like, "That's a thing?" Don't think that Sasuke would do much for aftercare, but I know that he would hold you close to him as you are family to him, girlfriend or wife. Sasuke probably wouldn't take the time to help clean you up, I think he would value the time after having sex more than giving aftercare if that makes sense? Having your body close to his, knowing that you will not leave him matters so much more, he wouldn't want to leave you alone after sex, even if he seems distant after sex, he's just thinking about you in his arms.

B = Body part (his favourite about himself and you)

Well, Sasukes favourite body part for you would have to be your neck and chest area. He just loves to suck on the soft skin as he slowly thrusts into you soaked pussy. He also just loves to mark up your chest and it's not even intentional !! he just seems to do it out of instinct, wanting to suck from your neck down to your chest, the way your back arches into him could be the reason...

C = Cum

I'm going to say that his cum isn't a very thick consistency but he does cum quick a bit, quite sticky as well. If he isn't coming in your pussy or mouth, then it would probably be your stomach and its bonus points if some lands onto your breasts. I don't think Sasuke would like to admit it but if you guys are in the bathroom after sex and you hope into the shower before he gets in he gets a little pouty seeing you wash his cum off your body and attempting to wash away the cum that keeps on seeping out your puffy folds, that took lots of energy to fill up :(

D = Dirty Secret

When you aren't on a mission with him or he knows that he won't be with you for a couple of months, he would bring some of your.... belongings with him, if yk what I mean of course. He just needs to have something of you with him and if it helps him feel good that even better, aka your panties or bra 😕

E = Experience

I'm going to say Sasuke was pretty inexperienced, so you probably would have been his first, or that he has lost his virginity and just isn't as experienced because he's only done it once or twice.

F = Favourite Postion

Either loves to fuck you in missionary or doggy, no in between. He wants to see your face contort in pleasure as he pounds your pretty pussy as deep as he can. Sasuke loves to watch your beautiful face mold into the most fucked out expressions. Sasuke uses missionary when he comes back from a mission and he just misses you so much, he thinks that this makes him feel so much more closer to you, your legs tight around his hips as his cock pulses in and out of your gummy walls, your hands either entangled within his hair, around his shoulders with your nails digging into his pale skin or placed above you, gripping the sheets.

But with doggy now... he is either going to tease you, going slow as he can, dragging his thick length in and out of your gummy walls, inciting needy whines from you. Or, Sasuke is going to be pounding into you, so fast and deep you can't even think. He gets off seeing you all helpless in front of him, the pretty arch of your back as your dainty hands grip at the sheets, your plushy breasts pressed hard against the mattress, the plump flesh peaking out from the sides at how hard your body is being pressed to the bed--

G = Goofy

He's serious in the moment, I can't see him relatively laughing or making jokes during his sex time with you. The most he would do is probably let out a humorous huff against your mouth or skin when he sees your struggling and writhing beneath him, trying to pull your self away from his advances, but he knows you love it.

H = Hair

He's out most of the time so he probably doesn't have the time to clean it much down there but he makes sure it's trimmed down so he doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, he cares about what you think about him-

I = Intimacy

When you and Sasuke are having more of an intimate moment for sex, he holds you hand with his by your side, his tongue slowly exploring your mouth, inciting small whimpers from you. That just gets the man off. But I doubt the moment would be too 'romantic' as you would be shaking so much from his thrusts 😭

J = Jack off

Jacks off when you aren't around him especially when he's on missions and you aren't with him, he just needs to feel something. Jerking himself of to the thought of you or even just palming himself through his pants with his head pressed against the surface of a tree as his eyes screw shut imagining that it's you making him feel good.

K = Kink/s

Let's be so for real guys, how can Sasuke not be into fulling you flush with his cum, every Uchiha does it, don't they? He loves thinking about breeding your tight cunt. Wanting to see your stomach full of his children, thinking about having to help you all the time because you can't do any small mundane tasks anymore. Its the Uchiha breeding kink calling him--

I think he'd be into light degradation and possession?? Just occasionally calling you his slut or just making you feel like nothing to him. "Just take my come, that's all my slut needs to do for me.' But after I feel like he would feel bad for calling you names so he'd make sure to be extra touchy the next day, considering he isn't big on showing affection :(

L = Location

Prefers to be in a classic setting of a bed because he is a man of traditional ways as that is the way he grew up. He wouldn't be against doing it out on a mission but as long as no one can see because he want's you all to himself. He feels safest knowing that it's only you two, he lets himself be vulnerable with you, all his touches belong to you and he'll make sure you'll never forget.

M = Motivation

If you say anything that makes him tick he will put you in your place and you do so willingly. Or, just simply because he sees your beauty and wants to indulge in you over, and over.

N = No

He definitely doesn't like to spit on you, he values your entire existence and doesn't want you to feel any less then how you want to feel, he is too scared you might leave him, oh the poor pretty boy. Sasuke might call you slut or a bitch during sex but he knows you're okay with that.

O = Oral

Sasuke prefers to be given head rather than give it himself. Now, that doesn't mean he doesn't absolutely love eating out your soaked cunt but he just rather your tight mouth try to fit his length without gagging. Sasuke is a busy and tired man most of the time, so having his pretty girl be at his disposal for him makes him go crazy. Loves coming down your throat and making you open your plump lips to make sure that you swallowed all his seed. Sasuke loves the way you make sure to trace every vein on his dick before taking him whole in your mouth and the muffled gags and gasps you make on his dick causing you to grip his thighs just makes him want to cum down your tight little throat more.

P = Pace

Depending on his mood, normally he has quite a deep and reasonably fast pace but when he's mad at you or mad at something that has pissed him of, Sasuke is rough with you, forcing you to take all his advances, thrusting roughly into your gummy walls.

Q = Quickie

He isn't the biggest fan of them, he'd do it once or twice but that is the most. Sasuke just needs the time to focus on breeding you 🥺

R = Risk

The most risk he would take is having sex in the forest on one of his missions, as I said, he is a traditional man and likes the traditional practices

S = Stamina

Sasuke can and will go all night long, his stamina is through the roof, especially if you egg him on saying he can cum inside your sticky walls, then how can he not go all night? Although, you would probably all tired after the second round, but that isn't stopping Sasuke from slowly teasing you and edging you on just so he can get more orgasms from you, tight walls squeezing the cum out of his length into your fertile womb.

T = Toys

No. He wants you to want him and him to want you.

U = Unfair

The only time he would be 'unfair' would be if he just remembers every time how cute and whiney you look after him stop thrusting into you, edging you, so he just does it for fun because he loves how needy you get, how much you need Sasuke to satisfy the ache in your lower abdomen.

V = Volume

Sasuke isn't a loud moaner but he deeply groans into your skin or mouth as he is either eating you out, getting head or thrusting into your folds. He occasionally lets out moans but it's only when he's coming :( He knows how much you love hearing him moan and that makes the poor man embarrassed. He mostly lets out really breathy sighs that almost sound like moans though 🫣 And hearing those noises come out his mouth just makes you fall in love with him even more (and makes you want him inside you even more-)

W = Wild?

At the beginning of the relationship, he would have tried to be tame so badly but he just couldn't hold himself further on causing him to be more, he always makes sure not to hurt you.

X = X-ray

Sasuke is a strong defined man, in the body of course. Defined abs and a big strong body. He is over six foot so what's in his pants doesn't disappoint. I'm going to say anything between 6-7 inches. He has a slight mushroom head with is a light shade of pinky/red and has light blue veins trailing on the underside of his length.

Y = Yearning

I don't think Sasuke would crave for sex all the time but he definitely won't disagree to having some special time with you if you asked. He'd tease you about it, "You needy?" and then proceed to give you the time of your life. Sasuke prefers to be in more classic setting when having sex, like a bedroom but he isn't opposed to having sex when the both of you are out on missions.

Z = Zzzz

You would fall asleep quickly after what Sasuke does to you but Sasuke would stay up just a couple minutes longer, maybe even an hour, just to see you peaceful face and body in his arms. Sasuke falls asleep to the thought about how lucky he is to have found someone knowing that you won't leave him.

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Can u do headcanons for how the Naruto characters sleep with their partners ? (Kakashi, Naruto, Itachi, Shisui, Madara) ps love your writing !

Oooh I like this! And thank you so much 🤍

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Kakashi:

-Kakashi is so warm when he sleeps. This man is boiling. Perfect in the winter, a little too much in the summer.

-He doesn’t sleep much, but with his partner, he’s so calm and has very few nightmares.

-He likes to sleep with them nestled in his arms, likes to feel like he’s protecting them

-In the summer months, even if they get their own space on the bed because it’s so hot, he wants to hold his beloved’s hand

-Kakashi sometimes stays up reading through the night, with their S/O’s head on his chest and his fingers softly stroking their hair

-He buries himself under the covers, covering his face because it feels more comfortable to him, seeing as his face is always covered. Which means his S/O is probably covered with the sheet too, which is a bit suffocating when you’re not used to it

-He’s a very light sleeper, he wakes up at the faintest noise. Any bathroom trip will wake him up, but he’ll pretend he didn’t hear it

-Likes soft bedtime cuddles: his favourite cuddling positions are being the big spoon and having his S/O clinging to him with their head on his chest and their leg bent over his hip. It feels as though he’s needed and wanted, like his S/O needs to be as close as possible to him in order to feel peaceful enough to sleep

Naruto:

-MESSY SLEEPER

-will accidentally elbow and knee his S/O in his sleep because he likes to starfish on the bed

-Hugs his beloved like a pillow, really tight, keeping his head on their shoulder

-May or may not drool a little, but it’s quite endearing

-loves to be little spoon. It makes him feel like he’s loved and cared for, and warms his heart

-can never sleep alone after he starts sleeping with his S/O. He needs the company

-favourite cuddling position: being the little spoon, hugging each other face to face

-very heavy sleeper, but wakes up if his partner’s warmth is gone from the bed for too long

-likes late night talking with his partner, whispering to each other, sharing stories and having very deep conversations 🥺

Itachi:

-CUDDLES

-Itachi is clingy, he won’t admit it, but he wants to be close to his partner at all times 🥺🥺

-loves to nap with them, snuggling close to them and wrapping his arms around them

-lots of kisses before bed, his S/O is getting forehead kisses, kisses on their whole face, knuckles kisses, full make out sessions

-he loves loves loves spooning his loved one. It truly makes him feel connected to them, as though he can protect them and feel their warmth

-has cold feet, will definitely rob his partner of their warmth by sticking them between their legs

-Also a very light sleeper, and a deadly silent one at at that. He does not snore, does not move much. If it wasn’t for his slightly parted lips and slow breathing, he would look dead

-He loves sleeping with his S/O because he doesn’t have nightmares and he falls asleep easily when he’s with them

-Loves lulling his beloved into sleep by talking softly to them and playing with their hair

-if his partner runs their fingers through his hair, he’s a goner. He will melt in their arms

-Even if it’s hot, Itachi is not giving up on cuddles. He’s not too warm, so it’s not that uncomfortable anyway

-Favourite sleeping positions: big spoon, hugging his S/O and having their head in the crook of his neck

Shisui:

-This man wants to play fight before bed

-He likes to go through his last spike of energy before bed, and maybe even have sex

-He’s a sleepy lad, a heavy sleeper who does not wake up easily

-That’s because he’s so comfortable around his partner that he lets his guard down 🥺

-He never shuts up. If his partner is half asleep, he has a question that’s at the forefront of his mind and needs answering. He will stay silent for a couple minutes, and then start talking about something else that’s completely unrelated

-He likes to be crushed by their partner. Wants them to sleep on top of him. Glued to each other. Or he can sleep on top of his S/O. Either way, bear hugs

-Talks in his sleep and says the weirdest things, he doesn’t remember in the morning

-He’s the type that will wake his S/O up at 3 am because he’s chugging a bottle of water. He doesn’t want to, but plastic bottles make noise and he’s a thirsty boi

-Will tell his partner about his weird dreams in the morning, except when he has nightmares. He’ll lie about those

-Favourite cuddling position: Bear hugs, as close as humanly possible

Madara:

-Madara is that weird guy that watches his S/O sleep

-He likes seeing their peaceful expression, it calms him down and makes him feel good that they trust him enough to let their guard down around him

-He will eventually fall asleep, but only when he’s really, really tired

-Likes to drape an arm around his S/O, and having their face close to his

-When cuddling, Madara will absolutely not voice that he loves it. He will say he’s only doing it for them, he doesn’t need cuddling, it’s not as if he likes it or anything

-Will begrudgingly hug their S/O to his chest, loving their hands clinging to the front of his shirt and their body so close to him

-Will put his chin on the top of their head and rub their back

-Madara loves when his partner plays with his hair. Again, don’t expect him to admit it. He’s such a tsundere

-He has a cold ass body. And he’s not against using it as an excuse to cuddle. But just because he’s cold, not because he wants to cuddle. Obviously 🙄

-Favourite cuddling position: face to face embrace