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It's missing Yahiko hours again peeps ✊😔

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thank u for being one of the few who writes for kankuro i genuinely love him so much i need him to throw me around a room

You're most welcome, nonnie. It's always a pleasure to write for him. Also, I totally get you. Kankuro is an amazing and hilarious character and it's a real shame he doesn't seem to get much love and recognition.

I'm not even gonna mention the lack of merch of him.

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Ccan we perchance get some headcanons/writings of kankuro in an queer/mlm relationship??😋

Of course you can!! I hope you enjoy them, nonnie! <3

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At first, Kankuro was very hesitant about telling his siblings about you and him (Gaara is actually pretty chill about his siblings' relationships, but it's Temari that will grill both you and Kankuro about every little thing that led to you becoming an item)

He thinks it's annoying, but at the same time he's actually glad that his sister is being so nosy. Because it gives him an excuse to brag about you without looking like a total, lovestruck idiot. He still does, don't worry

With the stressful part of introducing you to his siblings and receiving lots of playful jabs and teases for being shy about it out of the way, Kankuro becomes pretty chill and shamelessly shows you off to the world

When you're out in public, he will happily hold your hand, kiss you and call you things like "Babe" or "Gorgeous". Not giving two shits about what others may say or think about two men being together

If anything, it would only tempt him to be even more obnoxiously lovey dovey with you, just to spite the haters. Good for him and good for you

And the best part? No one would even dare to say anything negative about you or your relationship because of who Kankuro's brother is and also how he is practically treated like royalty amongst the villagers

Which applies to you as well

Constantly snatches your clothes and likes to tease you when you complain about not being able to wear your favourite shirt again, because he wears it

Often wants to be the big spoon, so he can hold you and kiss your neck and shoulder while whispering sweet nothings in your ear. But he wouldn't mind being the little spoon every once in a while too

When he comes home from a long and tiring mission, the first thing he does is hug you and take a deep whiff of your scent. It is both a reassuring confirmation that he is indeed back home, and also a way for him to unwind and forget about everything. Even for a brief moment

Loves seeing you walk around only in your boxers and doesn't shy away from blatantly checking you out and making a few naughty comments or even smacking your ass to see you blush or hear you whine

Seeing how well you and his siblings get along and how fond they are of you only further confirms that you are the one for him

He is not usually the sappy kind of guy, but every now and then he has his moments. Mostly when you two are laying in bed, cuddling together and just enjoying each others presence

In these moments, the words just blurt out of him like a constant stream, threatening to practically drown you in his affection, love, gratitude and appreciation for basically anything you do or say

But also mundane everyday tasks, like cooking or cleaning together are enough to make his cool, tough guy exterior crumble and let his soft, love-craving side come through

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can i please get n(sfw) headcanons for suigetsu hozuki

Oh absolutely!! I hope you enjoy them, nonnie!

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That guy is head over heels for you, but struggles with expressing his emotions sometimes

He gets easily embarrassed when he's supposed to be all 'lovey dovey' with you and just awkwardly tries to figure out what he should do next, without looking like a total idiot

Shows his affection through both, gift giving and harmless bickering

Has a habit of flicking your forehead and calling you things like "Dummy" to also show his affection

When you give him a compliment, his brain will stop working altogether. And instead of saying thank you, or saying something nice about you in turn, he just finger gun's at you

Can be a bit dense sometimes, especially when you're trying to subtly ask him for anything, like a kiss or some cuddles

He gets jealous quite easily and often doubts himself. Even though he knows you're not interested in other guys and only want him. But he would never admit that he's jealous or overthinking of course and makes sure not to show it either

He simultaneously wants to have all of your attention on him 24/7, and not bother you at all. There literally is no in-between

Gets surprisingly clingy when he's tired. When he's in that state, the part of his brain that's supposed to make sure he's that cool and carefree dude just shuts off and he turns into an attention seeking puppy

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As dense as he may be when it comes to cutesy stuff, that man knows the moment you give him the look that it's time for action. And boy does he perform

Will raw dog you until you're sore and unable to walk, let alone sit properly, for at least a couple of days, up to a week

He's not at all picky when it comes to the places he fucks you in. Shower? Perfect place to wash off the aftermath of your little fun time. Or maybe in the clothes store down the road? (Srsly, what do you think the changing rooms are there for??)

And don't think those damn teeth are merely for decoration. Suigetsu will use them on you and bask in the fact that those hickeys and pretty little bite marks all over your body are all his doing

The only book he probably ever read in his life was the Kamasutra and he aims to try every. single. position with you. So you're in for a pretty wild ride

Speaking of which: That man's biggest weakness is having you on top of him and watching you bounce up and down his cock. He just loves the fucked out expression on your face as you take him so well, while he can just lay back and enjoy the show you're so willing to give him

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Naruto men with a chubby s/o

Tw: mention of stretch marks and weight loss, but overall it's mostly just fluff

(Includes: Kakashi, Obito, Gaara, Kankuro, Shisui, Itachi, Sasuke, Madara and Naruto)

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Kakashi

Loves absolutely everything about you and doesn't shy away from showing you off to everyone

Touch starved bby loves to snuggle with you and use your stomach as his personal pillow. It's his favourite part of your body, aside from your face and hands

Would never judge or scrutinize you if you choose to eat something unhealthy as a little treat

Even though Kakashi is known for his level-headedness and overall chill demeanor, he has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to snide remarks aimed at you and will brutally destroy everyone who said the wrong thing with his words alone

Obito

This man is on his hands and knees appreciating you and your perfect body

Can't keep his hands to himself and finds it adorable when you chide him for getting handsy. (He just can't help it, okay?? You're just so soft and squishy and warm. The perfect snuggle buddy for the certified cuddle bug)

If you have stretch marks, rest assured that Obito will find them just as beautiful as the rest of you and trace and even kiss them oh so tenderly

Wouldn't hesitate to deck everyone square in the face who dares to say something even remotely insulting to you

Gaara

Thinks you're the definition of perfection and divinity

Loves resting his head on your thighs and will fiercely shower you with love and words full of adoration should you ever feel insecure about them (or any part of your body for that matter)

Would never tease you about your weight, let alone even think about it (#1 supportive king with the purest of hearts)

Should you ever find yourself struggling with finding fitting clothing, Gaara will ensure you're always dressed nicely/comfy by hiring someone to make clothes tailored to your preferences

Kankuro

Completely and utterly adores and loves you to the moon and back. And no amount of prejudice can or will change that. Quite the contrary actually. The more people try to tell him to break up with you and "choose wiser" next time, the more stubborn and protective he gets

He's cool with people making jokes about themselves, including you and himself as well. But he will intervene immediately if he feels that you are overdoing it and actively destroying your self-confidence

Shamelessly grabs and smacks your ass every chance he gets. He just loves watching it jiggle or giving it a firm, but not bruising, squeeze. His motto is: "If I can't grab it, I'll slap it"

He's your biggest hype-man and will stop at absolutely nothing to make you feel good about yourself and boost your confidence

Shisui

Shisui is not afraid of showing his complete adoration for you and worshipping you like those ancient deities. That's how high his standards are for himself

That man would literally die to have you lay on top of him and smother him with your love while touching you everywhere. And by that, I really mean everywhere

Loves to fluster you by calling you things like "Gorgeous" and "Sexy" and winking playfully at you (It's his way of boosting your confidence)

He's more than happy with your body and how things are. But should you utter the wish to lose some weight, he will be right there to support and encourage you on your journey

Itachi

When he looks at you, all he sees is a smart, attractive and overall just lovely person who deserves the world and nothing less

Will listen patiently to you whenever you're feeling insecure about yourself and offer advice and words of encouragement once you're done venting

On particularly bad days, like when you're talking about yourself in a self-deprecating way, Itachi will gently interrupt you and start listing all the things he loves about you. It hurts him seeing you being so harsh on yourself and counters it by being gentle in response

Doesn't give a flying fuck about what society considers "normal" or "desirable". You are the apple of his eye, his beloved. And he's pretty damn happy with you as his partner

Sasuke

Despite the general assumption that Sasuke is more the superficial type of guy, he actually doesn't care what body type you have. He loves you for who you are. Looks are secondary in his eyes

He won't judge you if you have a sweet tooth or like hearty meals, but he still makes sure you maintain a healthy and balanced diet, for example by cooking with you

If someone's mean to you, I guarantee you that be will not let that slide and make it his mission to teach whoever made you feel bad about yourself a very unpleasant lesson

When you're cuddling, Sasuke will gently trace the crevices in your skin, making sure you can feel his love for you in every single one of his touches

Madara

This man adores every pound on your body and does not tolerate any self-deprecating comments, joking or not

If you're feeling insecure about yourself, he will acknowledge your feelings and remind you that he wouldn't be with you if you weren't attractive, both inside and out

Can effortlessly pick you up and carry you around and will do so to prove his point (his point being that you're effing perfect and should give zero fucks about what others think of you)

If he catches someone saying something negative about your weight/appearance or even looking at you the wrong way, he will glare at them with his sharingan activated and put them in a Genjutsu where he makes them go through their deepest fears and relive their most gruesome memories

Naruto

Another supportive king who would go absolutely feral if someone offended you and would happily get into a fistfight with them to defend your honour

Absolute sweetheart who loves every curve of yours and thinks you're the most beautiful person on earth. He's not necessarily good with words, but he wears his heart on his sleeve and will make you feel loved and desired in his very own, unique way

Dead ass Talk-no-jutsu's you if you ever doubt yourself and/or struggle to see your own worth and beauty. You eventually have to shut him up with a kiss because otherwise he would spend the next two hours gushing about you to you

Clings to you like a baby monkey every chance he gets, because he just loves loves loves how huggable and soft you are and how much comfort you bring him

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Aftercare

How they take care of you after your intimate moment

SFW- for the most part a lil NSFW ig cuz it’s suggestive, it’s talking about aftercare c’mon now lol

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Makes a habit of ALWAYS cleaning you before himself. Don’t even bother complaining to him about it. He doesn’t mind putting you first. On the contrary, it satisfies his ego to know that he can take care of you. He loves the caregiver role. In fact, it’s one of the things that turns him on. He runs the water from the bath tub, making sure that the water is at the right temperature. Carries you bridal style, knowing that you probably couldn’t walk properly anyway after your little night in. Would bathe you from head to toe, making sure you don’t move a single finger. The last thing he would want is for you to put more stress on your muscles. Surely you must be sore from all that has happened. He would hold you, your back pressed against his chest as he speaks sweet nothings into your ear.

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Likes to cuddle with you for a bit before you guys have to clean up the mess you both made. Cleans himself up first so that he can tend you afterwards. One of his favorite things to do is to purposefully rip your robe so that when you bend down, your naked rear end is on full display for him. It may or may not insinuate another round of love making. He likes to take his time with cleaning you up, wiping and kissing your inner thighs while telling you how good you were. When all that’s been said and done, you guys go back to bed and embrace each other as you both fall asleep.

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My baby girl finally came home today <33

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Ugh, I wanna write so friggin' bad, but work just keeps kicking me in the ass

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Obito Uchiha: A lazy day

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some jounins hanging out

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the colors brothers

they were born in a cardboard box all alone

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Look EVERYONE LOOK at the cute and perfect and pretty Shisui cuddling a cat that the insanely talented @mayskalih drew for me!!!

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I love it so, so much, and I love that I could contribute to your local animal shelter - that was such a wonderful idea! I am the biggest cat person, so thank you so much for doing this commission 🥰

His eyelashes are sooo pretty, he cradles the kitty so lovingly, and the cat is so calm and happy!! And her little toe beans!!!!!!!! 🤩🐾

The picture radiates warmth and comfort and love, it's just amazing!! Plus, I just can’t decide who has the softer hair of the two... 🥹💖

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Hello there, i really love your headcanons tbh maybe the realest ones here

Since I'm here its obvious im in Uchiha hell so,

Could I politely ask for uchihas turn ons and turn offs? I swear to god when i think about them horny it brings a tear to my eye from blissfulness

The realest ones? Nonny, you honor me to the highest degree and I am forever grateful you feel this way. ❤️🥹

I think a better question would be what doesn’t turn these men off (I also think I answered this differently than you might have wanted, I hope not though). 😮‍💨😌 Though none of these men are shallow individuals, so rest assured, anyone would be their type.

Semi-NSFW; just some things that make an Uchiha melt inside

Madara:

All natural women. I’m gonna be honest here; in Madara’s time, the more rounded a woman. The better (for breeding). But in all honesty, he appreciates all shapes and sizes.

His turn off is weakness, she needs to be confident. Which sounds callous, but if she’s not at minimum as much a firecracker as he is. The chemistry is off. Madara needs someone who is going to keep him on his feet with excitement, not someone who will make him second guess their intentions. The more outgoing and confident. The better.

If Madara’s laying her in his bed, she’s going to have to be a very patient woman. This man can go for hours, and a woman who can appreciate his stamina without complaint is high on his priority list, possibly good for breeding. Madara needs to fuck her this way, ok? A test drive so to speak. It’s just how he does it, raw and unadulterated lust. He also won’t tolerate a quickie like some men.

Obito:

Its no secret that Obi, bless his soul, is the black sheep Uchiha. The quiet ones are easier for him to talk to, not because they’re touch starved or anything. But because they are legitimately sweet and soulful. A woman who is confident won’t really make him feel nervous. But what he really wants is to kinda be taken care of, tenderly.

He definitely doesn’t like loud noises or sudden changes, so the more ground and constant, the better. So a woman who has a temper, is not for him. He might get riled with a little spice, but Obito definitely doesn't and won't be a push over, even he has his limits. Obito thrives in a static environment where he can make mistakes without being treated like a child, even better if she babies him a little. I'm sure there is a mommy kink somewhere to explore.

And in bed, he’s a total mess for her, does whatever she wants. If she wants to be treated like a pillow princess and owned, he'll be man enough for it. If she wants to make him beg underneath her, that too.

Shisui:

Shisui 🥹🔥 he’s so fiery!! Definitely is turned on by a woman who is into self care. Bonus points if she agrees to partner stretch with him, it's so hot being able to feel her this way and not sexually...yet. Someone who eats well, the occasional bad food here or there isn’t a problem, but damn if she’s into good diet and exercise, sign him up and don't forget, sparring is like foreplay for him. So, if she ends up pinning him down (like he planned all along), he’s gonna be so desperate for her. And she has to be loyal; to him, to the village and morality.

As for in bed? Their chemistry is so far off the charts, neither one can keep from switching positions. I really think Shisui is one of those men, like most Uchiha but on a different level even to his family, that can go for hours. Just because he can and because he likes to see her all fucked out, it's different from her usual mouthy self, which reminds me. She needs to be just as spunky and spontaneous as he, maybe not on the same level, but a woman who is down for whatever is the best kind of medicine. Especially for a man with the whole village on his shoulders.

Itachi:

I love him, he's such an old soul. They say opposites an attract and while I think he would like someone like himself, I also feel like someone who could keep him on his toes a little. If she's a scholar, this is perfect. Itachi would really enjoy someone who he can discuss world politics with. Not too in-depth, but casually. That level of self awareness the sharingan gifts them with can often leave many Uchiha feeling mismatched, but someone who has wits to his is a godsend.

As for in the sheets, Itachi is someone who is very reserved when it comes to matters of the flesh. Trust and sex go hand in hand, he's not like Shisui who can stick it anywhere, pretty quickly too, (he once told Itachi he used a spaghetti squash as a fleshlight). Trust is earned, gained and has to be absolute. Once this is accomplished, he's so damn tender. The softest moaner, but he does it right in your ear. Hearing and seeing you enjoy sex with him is what ends up getting him going harder. Even better if you speak your desires as he rearranges your insides. As time goes on, you learn what a closeted freak he really is and end up in the false atmosphere of his Tsukuyomi.

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Gaara ~

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gaara; have you ever craved something you've never had before?

naruto; someone telling me they're proud of me

gaara; oh—

naruto; and possibly a brain cell

gaara; nevermind

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Hii!! can you do some n(sfw) headcanons for our boy obito🩷🙏

Your wish is my command, nonnie. I hope you like 'em <3

18+ Minors, do not interact

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Obito is fiercely protective of his partner and would let the whole world burn and turn to ash for the sake of his darling's safety and comfort

Can't keep his hands off you for too long and will always seek out even the tiniest bit of physical contact

Despite his rather rugged/intimidating appearance, he is a total sweetheart for you and a hopeless romantic too

He is not afraid of showing his love and devotion through gifts or all sorts of favours, no matter how big or small they are. And if someone pokes fun at him for being "soft", "mushy" or, Jashin forbid, "a total simp", he will just get snarky with them and very crudely remind them of the fact that he is at least loved by someone

Before he asked you out, Obito always behaved a bit awkward around you to try and get your attention. He would brag about this super-duper, top secret and incredibly hard to master jutsu he was currently learning. Or he would try to show off his strength and skills in hand-to-hand combat with Kakashi (who was dragged into this whole stuff against his will)

Other things he did include: Sneaking glances at you and smiling subconsciously whenever you weren't looking. (Or he at least thought you weren't paying attention.). Always offering to help you with things, such as your studies or carrying your groceries home for you. Bringing you little trinkets from his missions he thought you might like or that reminded him of you. Paying very close attention to things you did/ate/say and taking mental notes of every. single. thing that could help him with courting you

During the first two to three months of your relationship, Obito was still very shy and hesitant to go further than holding hands and kissing/cuddling

Full on make-out sessions, with some groping here and there, were the spiciest he was willing to do. But even then, he always asked if you were comfortable with it, if he was too rough, etc.

It wasn't until you two had your first time together that he discovered the joys of sex and the seemingly endless opportunities to enjoy each other, whether by doing it in different positions, using toys or even roleplaying (A different turning point for the one-eyed Uchiha if you will)

King of aftercare. He will shower you with praises and lots of kisses and cuddles after every session, no matter if it was vanilla or not. Makes sure you're properly hydrated and fed, as well as thoroughly cleaned before and especially afterwards

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As a busy shinobi, he often has to ignore his needs for the sake of his missions. Which often leads to a lot of pent up sexual frustration. And when I say "a lot", I mean a lot!

He will take you every opportunity he gets and he won't necessarily be gentle either. At least not always

Sometimes he just needs to fuck. Screw the whole "sweet and passionate lovemaking" shit he's usually up for. There is nothing sweet or tender about the way he'll be ravaging you

Will hiss the dirtiest things in your ear while he ruts into you like a man possessed. His hands all over you, gripping your throat, tugging at your hair, spanking you or pinning your arms above your head so tightly, you'll be wearing the imprints of his fingers around your wrists for days

He does not limit himself to your bedroom. Every place with a surface to bend you over at or push you against will make do

Will make you suck him off while he goes over important documents or writes a report, and stroke your head every now and then and call you all sorts of pet names, such as "Love", "Sweetheart" or "Baby"

But on days where he feels very dominant, his nicknames will be less adoring and a bit more degrading. Something along the lines of "Pet" or "Plaything"

On those days, he also makes you call him "Sir", "Hokage-sama", or basically anything that suggests that he's the one in control

If he's away on a mission and his need for you gets too unbearable, Obito will either wait until it's late at night, or excuse himself for a couple of minutes, and straight up Kamui back home and drain his balls into you in a messy quickie

He's a total switch who enjoys receiving as much as he enjoys giving and trusts his partner completely when it comes to using toys on him

A sucker for getting praised. Just tell him he's being such a good boy while pleasuring you and watch him become putty in your hands and redouble his efforts just to hear you say that again

He is very open to trying new things with you, but he does not share his darling with anyone! No matter if it's a man/woman or someone who doesn't identify as either of those. You are his. His dick is the only thing that you need and get (with the exception of toys ofc) and he will make sure you'll remember that

Big fan of both orgasm denial and post orgasm torture. Hearing you whimper and plead him to let you cum/stop making you cum over and over again as you writhe below him is like music to his ears