#naruto au masterlist

[dark-elf-writes]

Anon, I have a list with most (?) of the recent AUs so I hope this helps :D

AU TAG LIST:

Unnamed: team seven has their own genin teams

- Okay but if team seven eventually had genin teams of their own?

- And imagine Sasuke having his various outfit choices criticized by three teenaged girls everyday for the rest of his life.

- the day they all come to training in orange

- naruto is awful at shogi

Unnamed: hokage naruto and sasuke take chunin exam and adopt a bunch of kids

- A record number of genin are promoted and every single one of them are hanging off the literal Hokage

- Naruto just “I am your father now” to everyone he sees.

- The world needs more good dad naruto :D

- Their third is a naruto clone transformed into a fox and controlled by Kurama

My Brothers Keeper Au: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/my%20brother%E2%80%99s%20keeper%20au/chrono

- Ride or die sasuke

- sasuke slashes his kunai

Pakkun Sensei: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/pakkun%20sensei/chrono

Little Trickster AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/little%20trickster%20au/chrono

Bodyguard AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/bodyguard%20au/chrono

Alpha Shika: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/alpha%20shika/chrono

Buff Tenten: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/buff%20tenten/chrono

Green Pens and Vigilante Justice: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/green%20pens%20and%20vigilante%20justice/chrono

Bard Zuku: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/bard%20zuku/chrono

- They would take one look at this feral child that fights with their words and just yoink Izuku so fast.

- Don’t know if I want it to be Izuku or an OC but mha character whose quirk is basically vicious mockery/other bard spells.

- The embodiment of that one Stiles quote. They are a hundred pounds soaking wet and like 5’5” sarcasm is their only defense.

Cataclysm AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/cataclysm%20au/chrono

- there was a tornado. That was on fire. With water whips attached.

- Naruto has a wind affinity and a proclivity for being yeeted

- Flying squirrel Naruto is killing me like this man makes the first version of a wind suit so he can go farther.

-IMAGINE A TINY ASS CHILD SHRIEKING BLOODY MURDER AS HE FALLS

- Just Kakashi’s little cataclysms

Ghosts and Greenery: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged ghosts%20and%20greenery/chrono

Omega Naruto: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/omega%20naruto/chrono

- Aged up Kakanaru could be fun

- If sasuke tried to leave the village and omega naruto was there

Omega Izuku: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/omega%20izuku/chrono

- But with shindeku everyone would assume

BirdZuku AU:

- molting would suck in the dorms

- Izuku with fragile little bird bones

- Concept: Tokoyami doing the toothless

- I’m imaging a very much Bird Crush

Fox in Wolf’s Clothing AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/fox%20in%20wolf%E2%80%99s%20clothing%20au/chrono

Idol AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/idol%20au/chrono

- First post: Gaara is known for a more Rock

Cowboy Sand Sibs: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/cowboy%20sand%20sibs/chrono

How to Woo an Uchiha: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/how%20to%20woo%20an%20uchiha/chrono

- AU with no Uchiha Massacre where Naruto is Sasuke’s

- My mother says I have Uzu eyes

Red Lights and Fox Fire Au: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/red%20lights%20and%20fox%20fire%20au/chrono

Unnamed: kitsune naruto

- Naruto curses himself for not learning more

- Naruto would be so precious with fox summons

Hot For Teacher AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/hot%20for%20teacher%20au/chrono

Song of the Sea AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/song%20of%20the%20sea%20au/chrono

Timeloop AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/timeloop%20au/chrono

Symbol of Safety AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/symbol%20of%20safety%20au/chrono

Hatake Clan AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/hatake%20clan%20au/chrono

- Note: Some Hatake Clan lore is untagged and can be found separately by searching…

- “I wanted to share this Kakashi AU in fic format”

- “The image of the Hatake’s walking through a field”.

- “I decided to rewrite and expand on some things :))”

- “The Hatake were not always as they are”.

- “Kakashi is so goddamn stressed out he turns his ancestors hair gray”

- Idk if these were meant to be untagged but I included it anyway:

- “The rest of the pack just watching/scoring”

- “TOXIC PAKKUN”

- “They meet up with Guy all the time to swap the stories”

- “Pakkun is a crotchety old man trapped in the body of a pug”

- “Tsume: They really need to do something”

- I hear what you’re saying but what it sounds like is Kakashi basically Jack O posing to box with a fucking pug

- Pakkun would find it more insulting if he didn’t look so hilarious doing it

- minato watching nearby

- kakashi would never shut up about it either.

Venomous Naruto: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/venomous%20naruto/chrono

Venomous Naruto: The Breaking of Team Seven: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/venomous%20naruto:%20the%20breaking%20of%20team%20seven/chrono

Naruto Uzumaki Protection Squad: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/naruto%20uzumaki%20protection%20squad/chrono

- Note: first 2 post are not tagged; can both be found by searching “slacker squad”.

- Additional note: second post is tagged #Naruto protection squad instead of #Naruto Uzumaki protection squad

Shinobi Babysitter’s Club AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/Shinobi%20babysitter%E2%80%99s%20club%20au/chrono

- Note: The first post was a kakashi simp/appreciation ask from me but it could be added to the tag for full coverage since it sets the scene of the au. Can be found by searching “Aizawa energy”

Kakashi’s Mom: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/Kakashi%E2%80%99s%20mom%20au/chrono

Unnamed: there’s this kinda au you made with Naruto thinking the fourth hokage is boring and preferring Hashi or Tobi but it doesn’t have a tag. Screen shots included in next ask so u can just tag that

Unnamed: Shikamaru finds out naruto is the son of the fourth hokage.

- Note: Second post can be found by searching “my tumblr keeps crashing” and the first by searching #brilliance.

- There is also 2 other people find out posts that can be found by searching “it happens in the middle of class” and “Are there just no pictures of the Fourth Hokage other than the whole mountain thing”

Unnamed: another orochimaru time travel. Less of an au and more of a prompt. Post can be found under #Oro-Sasuke is redefining emotionally repressed

Tree of Youth: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/tree%20of%20youth%20au/chrono

Color Blind Naruto: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/color%20blind%20naruto/chrono

Ohana AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/ohana%20au/chrono

- Some posts are untagged so you can find them by searching:

- “Both are amazing. I could see them doing both tbh”

- “I mean Naruto is definitely his own level of Too Much”

Foxy Naru: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/foxy%20naru/chrono

- Unincluded post can be found by searching:

- “Give me night shine and predator instincts”

- “The fist time Shikaku woke up his son and got growled at”

Vigilante Deku: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/vigilante%20deku/chrono

- Note: I included post can be found by searching “They’re honestly thankful for their mask so he can’t see how flustered they are”

Hunter Au: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/hunter%20au/chrono

Ya boy ye ally needs to go through and start naming things and organizing tags. Big rip

Also bless you I adore you

[sur-i-ki]

9/20

If only

The cold rage burns deep, a seething fire in his veins as he storms down the corridor, each step echoing with the relentless rhythm of his heart. He feels his pulse pounding in his ears, a drumbeat of fear and anger, drowning out every thought but one: to find you.

They had refused him at first, his superiors dismissing his pleas as though your life was a mere inconvenience, as though you weren’t worth the resources it would take to bring you back. He remembers the way they looked at him, cold and condescending, as if his desperation were some flaw they couldn’t tolerate. When he demanded, when he threw himself against every rule, every regulation, they sent his own comrades to stop him, to drag him back from the ledge he was ready to leap over just to find you.

But his friends hadn’t fought him. They had looked into his eyes and seen the determination there, the fury tempered by a love so deep it was woven into the fabric of his being. Without a word, they had joined him, moving as one to tear through the obstacles in their path.

Together, they fought through layers of security, into the enemy’s territory, a violent and unrelenting force. They fought with desperation, with purpose, cutting down anyone who dared stand between him and you. He moved like a man possessed, driven by the image of your face, by the unspoken promise he carried in his heart. The ring, small and delicate, pressed against his chest in the hidden pocket, seemed to burn hotter with every step. I just have to get to you, he thought. Then I’ll ask. Then we can leave this hell behind.

When he sees the door, the heavy iron barrier that separates him from you, something inside him snaps. He throws himself against it, pounding with all the strength left in him. His voice is raw, a hoarse shout tearing from his throat.

"Open it!" His voice is shaking, desperate, not a command but a plea. One of his friends, barely recognizable through the blur of his grief and rage, reaches forward, fitting a key into the lock. The door creaks open, the sound like a screeching wail, and he pushes forward, unseeing, uncaring.

The room is dim, but he sees you instantly, his heart leaping with a moment’s hope before it plummets into despair. Your perfume hangs in the air.

Then he sees the rest.

You’re there, on the cold stone floor, but the spark in your eyes, the life he’d clung to in his mind, is gone. Your body is still, too still, bruised and broken, each mark a silent testament to the agony you must have endured. The world shifts, everything blurring around him as he stumbles forward, his mind refusing to believe what his eyes see.

“No,” he whispers, dropping to his knees beside you. His hands reach out, shaking as he touches your shoulder, as if trying to stir you, to pull you back from whatever place you’ve gone. "No, no, this isn’t… You’re just… You’re just asleep." His voice breaks, shattering into fragments as he runs his hand over your face, gentle as if a softer touch could bring you back.

But you don’t move.

The silence presses down on him, heavy and suffocating. His heart, which had raced with the thought of seeing you, of holding you again, now feels hollow, a cavern echoing with loss.

One of his friends speaks behind him, murmuring words of sympathy, of sorrow, but he barely hears them. All he knows is the weight of you, the way your body feels beneath his hands, so close yet unreachable, lost to him in a way that feels unbearable. His hand finds yours, fingers curling around your cold, lifeless hand, and the contrast between the warmth in his chest and the chill of your skin feels like a cruel joke, a lie he can’t accept.

"Come on, wake up," he whispers, his voice shaking as he leans close to your face, as if his words alone could breathe life back into you. "Please, you have to wake up. I need you here, I need you to—” His voice cracks, a sob escaping as he buries his face in the crook of your neck, inhaling the faint scent that still lingers, a trace of the person he loved, the person he would have given everything to save.

"Why?" he chokes out, his voice muffled against your skin, each word a desperate plea to whatever force could still hear him. "Why did you have to go through this alone? I was coming for you. I was so close. Just… Just a little longer, and I would have been here."

He pulls away, his hand shaking as it moves to his chest, pressing against the pocket where the ring lies, cold and unyielding, a bitter reminder of what he never got to ask. It burns a mark into his chest, the coldness of it biting. He had imagined a hundred ways to ask, a thousand moments where he could slip that ring onto your finger and tell you that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you. But now, that future is gone, torn away, leaving only this raw, hollow ache.

"I was going to…" His voice trails off as his fingers brush your hair back, smoothing away the strands that fall over your closed eyes. He tries to force a smile, to make this moment something gentler, something softer than the reality that’s bearing down on him. "I was going to ask you to stay with me. Forever." A tear slips down his cheek, splashing onto your face, and he wipes it away, as if he could somehow protect you, even now.

"You can’t be gone," he says, the words thick and slurred as he chokes on another sob. "You… You’re stronger than this. You’re not supposed to leave me. We were supposed to be together. Don’t you remember?"

His slides the ring onto your hand. It fits perfectly. The tips of your fingers are blue. One of them is missing.

He’s shaking now, his hands gripping your shoulders, almost as if he could shake the life back into you, as if he could pull you back through sheer force of will. But you remain still, a silence colder than any he’s ever known stretching between you.

A hand falls on his shoulder, gentle but firm, pulling him back. He fights it, jerking away, refusing to be separated from you. "No!" he cries, his voice a raw, broken wail. "Don’t take me away! Don’t you dare. I’m not leaving."

But his friend tightens their grip, voice choked with their own sorrow. "You have to let go," they say, and their voice trembles with the weight of it, as if they, too, feel the same unbearable pain, the same helplessness that fills him.

He doesn’t let go. He can’t. The thought of walking away, of leaving you here, feels like ripping his own heart out. He leans down, pressing his forehead to yours, closing his eyes as he whispers, "Please. Come back to me. I can’t… I can’t do this without you."

But you’re gone, a quiet, still presence that doesn’t answer, that offers no comfort. And he realizes, with a deep, suffocating ache, that there is nothing he can do, no battle he can fight, no plea that can bring you back.

There is a gaping hole in his chest. It matches yours.

The hand on his shoulder tugs again, a silent reminder that he has to leave, that he has to keep moving, even though every part of him wants to stay here, to sink into the emptiness beside you.

As he’s pulled away, his gaze never leaves you, his heart breaking with every step, each one carrying him farther from the life he’d wanted, the future he’d dreamed of with you. The ring presses against his chest, a cruel reminder of all he’d lost, of the love he’d never be able to share with you, of the words he’d never get to say.

And as he stumbles forward, away from the battlefield and the broken promise you’d left behind, he knows he's a dead man walking.

There are two bodies haunting that room now.

⇝ 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥! 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

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FANFICTION

By @ficklecat

Henohenomoheji

DOGTEETH

By @depressedhatakekakashi

Mission Time

A Scarecrow's Secret

A Sacrifice Worth Being Made

FANARTS

By @chikivan

Ghosts

Scarecrows

Mad scientist

Free day! | Trick or treat

All works

By @maitogaimybeloved

Priest x Demon

Scarecrows | Apocalypse

Beast

Free day! | Symbiote Kakashi!

By @jventureart

Ghosts

Apocalypse

Beast

By @9thgateofgay

Ghosts

Scarecrows

By @kryptokats

Apocalypse

By @leaf-tycoon

Free day! | Costumes

By @asabi_kg

Ghosts

Thank you to everyone who joined KakaGai/GaiKaka Halloween 2023. 👻

[aphroditelovesu]

❝𝙔𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙀 𝙉𝘼𝙍𝙐𝙏𝙊 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏❞

Headcanons

🍥 Yandere Akatsuki Headcanons (Platonic)

🍥 Yan!Husband's Hashirama Senju, Tobirama Senju, Minato Namikaze and Madara Uchiha Headcanons (Romantic)

🍥 Yandere Team 7 Headcanons (Platonic)

Imagines

coming soon...

Yandere Profile

coming soon...

Love Letters

coming soon...

Reactions

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[strwbrrybxn]

and if i say it's you? ♡

↺ request ↺ pairing: kakashi hatake × fem!reader ↺ content warnings: nsfw ;; naughty dreams, kakashi is awkward, canonverse, mutual pining

protection ♡

↺ request ↺ pairing: kakashi hatake × fem!reader ↺ content warnings: sfw ;; nightmares, insecurities

try it

↺ request ↺ pairing: kakashi hatake × fem!reader ↺ content warnings: sfw ;; mentions of a nude beach, tourist kakashi

unconditional ♡

↺ request ↺ pairing: kakashi hatake × fem!reader ↺ content warnings: spoilers for shippuden, cursing, injuries ;; sfw otherwise

[onmywaytofanfic]

WELCOME & MASTERLIST (UNDERCONSTRUCTION)

WELCOME TO MY ONMYWAYTOFANFIC !!!

My name is Boro and well, here is my bullshit. It is strange but.... I create this with a solid idea to do one fanfic exclusively and now it is so diverse, there are AUs and other characters this is madness. So I decided to create a masterlist with everything. It must be said that this would not have happened if it wasn't for the amazing community and friends that I have found along the way in this year that I have been actively trying to create content. THANKS TO ALL OF YOU!! YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!

I have ended up with more than one ship for the main OC that I did, Reina, whose story has change drastically and has shifted constantly, as well as her desing. On the way Eiko appeared with a solid background and a beautiful love story with Ibiki, I am soo in love with them. I know that this would be changing that this is a masterlist of everything that I have done so far and.... I thought that I did lest but oh boy! Gooddness!!

The Aburame family is still my main topic and I abbsolutely love my Reina and the family that has been built around her, but Eiko is a huge and very important OC for me too althought she is nto from the Aburamme family but the fierce matriarch of the Morino family. What a family let me tell you.

It would be divided by AU and Ship so you can check (I may try to change or find a more suitable way to do this). I will try to update it as much as possible. Also there is a ART Masterlist here too.

There are a few desclimers:

This fanfic is +18 mature content would be shown not just the yummy but also hard stuff like trauma for example. This is something that mus be said not just way ahead and it will be also shown in each chapter.

All the characters are property of their creator, Masashi Kishimoto, I have used my liberty to enhance what he has shown about his world and of course I have add OCs. So far I would not upload drawings of my OCs mostly because I suck at it, so better keep them lock. Therefore, it is forbidden to upload my content without the credit that it should be given as well as the descrimer that shows that the character are property of Masashi Kishimoto.

It must be said that English it is not my first language, I am using this plattaform for fun, to have some laughs and enjoy writing my fanfiction. It is more of a creative and linguistic output in general terms. I have thought to also upload in other languages for practicing and fun.

With nothing else to say... well I hope you enjoy it.

THE ABURAME FAMILY

REINA ABURAME HEADCANNONS (The new ones) Headcannons

Technique's headccanon - part 1

BUNA ABURAME HEADCANNONS (The grandpa)

TAKEO ABURAME HEADCANNONS (The father)

TATSUMA ABURAME HEADCANNONS (The brother- yes it is cannon Tatsuma the one that was with Orochimaru in that 1 manga panel)

KIDOMARU (Kidomaru?!! Yes someone ~~@yamanaka-shin and @waxingmoonmilktea ~~ have make this a brainworm that is quite deep now in my brain. Very deep...really deep....I LOVE HTE DYNAMIC THAT THESE THREE COULD HAVE OKAY?! okay...I am down a rabbit hole)

NEW CANNON

Reina's birth Part 1 Part 2

KAGENOGURE CHRONICLES AU

-- Original cannon (no longer Reina's (and also my Aburame family) cannon but maybe I will go back here, but so far it is just an AU)

In this AU there is a hidden village called Kagenogure, found by Sasuke and that would eventually lead to all the characters meeting. The main Reina ship is SHINO ABURAME. It has two parts, Kagenogure Chronicles which is the main story line and UNTOLD that happens three years after the first one. Both are unfinished.

REINA x SHINO

UNTOLD

Chapters: 1 , 2 , 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Dreams (Scene)

KAGENOGURE CHRONICLES

Kagenogure's truth 1

Prologue Chapter 1

TAKEO SCENES

The Phoenix's feathers

The new Queen

The old Queen

Reina's birth

Comic: Monarc butterfly part 1

Comic : If they were here

Some HEADCANNONs and a scene

BAND AU

REINA X NOBIRU @moonamayillu 's OC

Chapter 1 , 2

SCENES

REINA X MUTA AU (Doesn't have a name yet)

Chapter 1 , 2

Zetsu's backstory - Yes I am creating some Zetsu content hope to publish it soon rather than later.

STARDEW VALLEY mix NARUTO AU (NARUTO VALLEY? IT IS OFFICIAL)

EIKO AND IBIKI

EIKO MORINO YAMANADA HEADCANNONS

IBIKI MORINO HEADCANNONS

I have never forgotten you (EikoxIbiki) Main storyline of these lovebirds. It is their official cannon

Chapter 1

Pain War Arc - Scene 1 - Scene 2 - Scene 3 (coming soon)

Roasted Chicken Scene

MARCH CHALLENGE (Fail)

Days 1, 2, 3 ,4 (@shinoposting 's OC Suma :3 )

[kimetsu-no-yaiba-writings]

Hello everyone! Hope we’re all doing well in these trying times, just wondering if y’all could help with a little something (＠＾▽＾＠)

I’m writing some stuff to asks and requests - specifically with my Naruto AU for KNY - but the only problem is that I can’t find my first post which I talk about the pillars being jinchuriki!

I’ve scrolled for ages with no sign of finding it and whats worse is I can’t even find it in the tags!!!

So, could you help a girl out and help me find this Jinchuriki post with the pillars, pretty please? I genuinely can’t find it (T^T)

[cannellee]

NARUTO OMEGAVERSE ☆

୨୧ alpha! naruto au x omega! reader (f)

— what they would give you as a courting gift (pairing : naruto, shikamaru, sasuke, itachi, rock lee, neji)

my masterlist : ☆

ALPHA! NARUTO

naruto is a joyous and energetic person, his gift are as vibrant as him. in order to court you, he would definitely take you out on some dates. ichiraku ramen sounds like the perfect place to begin his courting! it's a place which holds countless of precious memories for him and he wants you to get to know him better. he's someone who speaks his mind, so I think he'll really talk openly about his desires and interests in you, it's one of the rare times he's being serious and it's truly a sight to see.

onto a more materialistic approach, naruto will 100% gifts you plushies. he thinks it's an adorable way to connect the both of you. extra points if the plushie is the effigy of kurama! he will sometimes scent it, sometimes not. it all depends on how you react to them, he'll pay attention to your reactions and decides if that was the right move.

I also think naruto will choose a more natural and spontaneous courting, surprising you with cute and funny outings. helping you escape at night so you can both see the stars together. he'll throw cute notes at you to cheer you up during class...

overall, naruto just wishes to spend more time with you, make you laugh and smile. he really considers your happy face as a reward, it literally makes his day. he wants the both of you to know each other and grow closer.

ALPHA! SASUKE

now sasuke is definitely more reserved in his approach and less explicit about his feelings for you. nonetheless, he won't stay on the sidelines and let other alphas steal you from him. I don't think he'll give you gifts at the very beginning, he's prudent and will first and foremost test the waters by subtly scenting you at times and assess your reaction. if he considers it a green light, he'll start acting more assertive. probably a few stargazing sessions to begin with and when you start to get closer, he'll be more possessive about his courting.

I think he would give an item related to his clan. it could be a luxurious silk robe with the uchiha crest at its back. he would love to see you wear it, in his mind, it serves as a symbol of unity and pride, having his omega wear that would reinforce the seriousness of your relationship along with solidifying his potential claim on you.

in the same spirit, later into the courting, sasuke would gift you a uchiha clan heirloom. that way, he puts you under his protection and his claim on you is now strong and clear, serving as a warning to all alphas that you're his. its strengthens your bond as it's a deep acknowledgment of the importance your hold in his life.

and in fact, sasuke's gift serves as a proof of his commitment to you and your relationship and it feels reassuring to know that he considers you as a member of his clan.

ALPHA! SHIKAMARU

as expected of shikamaru, he has a pretty good understanding of omegas' nature and will therefore, make pretty good gifts. he has a pretty laidback behaviour, this is why I think he wouldn't want to make courting seems too ceremonial and will adopt a more casual approach. oh you're cold ? here's his jacket, scented. you don't even have to ask, shikamaru is just great at making things seem so normal. you mentioned you liked soft items ? here's a cute blanket he bought today, no it's not really a gift, just a thanks for spending the day with him. and it's just that. of course if you're careful you'll catch him blushing if he sees you snuggling his scarf, it's redolent with his pheromones and he's pleased to see you look so safe.

other than that, it's mainly lazy indoor dates. just you taking a few naps, progressively getting closer to each other until you eventually fall asleep on his chest.

overall, shikamaru likes to do things according to your tastes and doesn't want his courting to seem unnatural and bizarre. he tries his best to be his usual self while also trying not to get too shy, surprisingly.

ALPHA! ROCK LEE

lee is a great alpha, always cheering you on. he's very open about his love for you and he just needs you to give in. of course he knows you're more reserved and needs more time to get to know him before you can make a decision. that's why he's so patient and devoted to you during the courting process. flowers, cheesy love notes, wood sculptures with your initials... with lee it's never ending and you're always surprised with what he was able to come up with.

he will give you gifts, but he'll also often take you out on dates for fun adventures, at least that's what he calls them. genuinely thinks rock climbing & hiking are the best ideas. if he discovers you're not sporty at all, don't worry! lee is more than happy to carry you around, take your hands to help you walk through a particularly tricky path and asks you if you need a break every five minutes. he takes it as his chance to prove to you how alpha, how reliable he is. how much his unwavering determination and passion are yours only.

probably will try cooking snacks, like cookies or brownies but I don't think he's that much of a cook so it'll end up messy. you'll have to console him about this fail attempt and reassure him that you can be the one cooking for him instead!

ALPHA! NEJI

neji is a great observer, he has your tastes and hobbies all figured out and he knows how to choose the perfect gifts. he is very gentle with the omega he is trying to court and his gifts are as thoughtful as you can imagine. small accessories! after assessing what you like, he'll settle on a small hairpin with soft colours, which compliment your eyes. jewelry as well! a subtle bracelet, a ring or anything, just to remind you that he thinks about you all the time. it's a way to show people that you too are connected and that neji is already pursuing you, the others can back off.

he knows you're sensitive to smells, so probably a few candles with sweet fragrant and cute designs. perfumes? (or insence burner) as long as he likes the smell, he's buying. he loves to know you're wearing the scent he has chosen for you, it's like a pre-mark. it's not his scent yet but it's only a matter of time.

however, neiji will not force things, you'll wear his pheromones yes, but only when you feel ready and you have completely accepted him.

a delicately sewed kimono, or an item you'll be able to wear more easily, like a scarf, gloves... but! his favourite courting gift and the gift which really sealed your relationship is the cute pendant around your neck, carrying a piece of his cloth so that you always smell like him. it's subtle, but enough for the time being, he'll have plenty more time later to scent you profusely!

ALPHA! ITACHI

to. provide.

this man's main goal is to provide for you and to show you he can do it. he's reliable and he's desperate to have a chance with you. please notice him.

while getting to know him, you'll get plenty of nest items, scented of course. a lot of blankets, a few pillows and some of his clothes, he'll give it all to you. he'll even help you build your nest if you let him, he's not so sure about what he's doing but he's attentive and learns fast so you can count on him!

he'll get you food as well. you'll never be hungry with itachi. when you meet up, if he didn't already brought snacks with him, you can be sure he'll buy some later just for you. you paying isn't even a option.

just like his brother, he'll give you clothes you can wear on a daily basis with the uchiha clan crest on them. all that to assure your protection and to claim you, nobody wants to meet a jealous uchiha anyways.

he's a bit quiet at times so he'll use notes to share his feelings. it's always really touching and delicate, you know he means it.

[metranart]

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♡ TOKYO REVENGERS ♡

MIKEY X READER X DRAKEN: PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4 / PART 5 / PART 6 / PART 7 / PART 8 / PART 9

MIKEY X READER: PART 1 / PART 2

MITSUYA TAKASHI X READER: PART 1 / PART 2

VAMPIRE AU! MIKEY X READER X SHINICHIRO: PART 1 / PART 2

ALPHA! MIKEY X OMEGA! READER: MY OMEGA

MIKEY/DRAKEN/BAJI/MITSUYA/SHINICHIRO X READER: LEARNING TO SHARE

♡ SHORT DRABBLES ♡

MITSUYA TAKASHI X READER: CHOKE ME

TOMAN'S DARLING

♡ JUJUTSU KAISEN ♡

SUGURU GETO X READER: MINE

TOJI FUSHIGURO X READER: OH BABY

YUTA X READER: YOURS

MEGUMI FUSHIGURO X READER: LOVE ME

KNIGHT! SUKUNA X PRINCESS! READER: MY PRINCESS

SATORU X READER X SUGURU: OURS

ALL! JJK MEN X READER (ISEKAI): BE OUR WORLD

GOJO X READER X GETO (My one and only wants you, so he’ll have you)

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4 / PART 5 / PART 6 / PART 7 / PART 8 / PART 9 / PART 10 / PART 11 / PART 12

♡ SHORT DRABBLES ♡

Jealous! Gojo Satoru

How would the JJK guys react to you getting their lips tattooed on you

Obsessed! Yuji and Sukuna

Obsessed! Nanami Kento

Yandere! Satoru Gojo x Suguru Geto

Gojo's Dick Pic

JJK OBSESSED SERIES! : Gojo Satoru x reader / Geto and Gojo x Reader / Gojo & Geto & Nanami & Sukuna x Reader

♡ MY HERO ACADEMIA ♡

HAWKS X DABI: JAIL TIME IN MY LAP

HAWKS X READER

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3 / PART 4 / PART 5 / PART 6 / PART 7 / PART 8 / PART 9 / PART 10 / PART 11 / PART 12 / PART 13 / PART 14 / PART 15 / PART 16

BAKUGOU & DABI X READER: CHOOSE ME

♡ SHORT DRABBLES ♡

Things they say when in bed with you (Bakugou, Dabi, Hawks, Shigaraki)

Lovedrunk! Bakugou and Izuku x Reader

[lizzy06]

Naruto Fic Recs!! (AO3)

Fandom Masterlist

Hey guys these are my favorite Naruto fics!! Hope u enjoy them too <3!!

No Paring

becoming the memory✨💖 by iinsomniatic(Time travel fix it, Jiraiya raises naruto) Out of options and about to die, Jiraiya writes a seal he’s sure isn’t going to work anyway. Then he wakes up, and damn it all, it’s October 10th. [ONGOING] From me to you: Unsent letters ✨✨by Lady_Ye(oneshot, suicide note)This made me cry so hard!! [COMPLETED]

Naruto Uzumaki x Sakura Haruno

Artistic purpose ✨by StormyInk (one shot, fluff) sai gets his new inspiration of drawing from his friends with which he also sets something off!! [COMPLETED] Just like me by bendingwing (oneshot, fluff)The beginnings of narusaku [COMPLETED] The Children of Omelas byFangirlJo (oneshot, Utopia, Dystopia, inspired by the one who walks away from omelas)She was 8 when she noticed the blonde boy in ragged clothing with bruises, sores and cuts all over him. She doesn't think the adults ever noticed him despite his bizarre looks, but she did.[COMPLETED] Date Night by TwinEnigma(oneshot Wingman sasuke, funny)In which Sasuke tries to do something nice for Naruto and Sakura's first anniversary. Hilarity ensues. [COMPLETED] Of pink and orange by FairyLetters (oneshot, reader is a spectator, fluff and angst)You watch as Sakura Haruno and Naruto Uzumaki come to an understanding that Sasuke Uchiha has left again.[COMPLETED] What now? by Kameodash(oneshot, after war)Naruto and Sakura try to cope with the trauma of the war together.[COMPLETED] Leaving You by THE_MAN42(oneshot, Love confession ,Sad ending)Naruto dies in her arms.[COMPLETED] Shinachiku and the Multiverse of...Wait There's a Multiverse?! by DuchessofChaos (time travel,falling in love) shinachiku travels to a world where his parents don't exist[ONGOING] Open Hearts by gabriella0807(post war,fluff)After the war there is a lot of work left to be done and many problems to be solved in the Shinobi world, while our heroes need to heal and move forward with their lives. [COMPLETED] Baby its you ✨by Behla(fake dating, friends to lovers, crush's wedding, single bed) Haruno Sakura finds herself in desperate need of a date for the wedding of a man she's been pining after for over eight years, in order to convince him and his bride that she's getting over him.[ONGOING]

Nara shikamaru x Ino Yamanaka

Red Ribbon by amuk(one shot,humour, friendship)They made a promise and Ino spent three years searching for Shikamaru to keep that promise. Time changes everyone, though, and Shikamaru looks cozy with his coworker, Temari. Some promises can't be kept. [COMPLETED]

In the forest 💖💖💖✨by SenkaHitomi(LadyTegan) - (post war, mission gone wrong, slow burn) shikamaru returns in catatonic state from a mission and ino must go into the labyrinth of his mind to bring shikamru back! [COMPLETED]

Its her again... ✨✨by atmymercy (Highschool au, pinning) Ino gets jealous of the girl who sits beside shika on his train and this leads to a whirlwind confrontation of her feelings..[COMPLETED]

Uchiha sasuke x sakura Haruno

Before the storm ✨by crissy_writes_garbage(Time travel to past, pregnant sakura)Sakura is pregnant and lost, a combination that leads to more trouble than necessary. Specially when you're lost in the past. [COMPLETED]

Gaara x Sakura Haruno

words that tie, ties that bind by Binxxx(soulmates, angst,SHUKAKU THE THERAPIST)During the chaos of the Chunin Exams, Sakura discovers who her soulmate is. [ONGOING] The four heavenly treasures by IRinna(arranged marriage, politics, friends-to-lovers)Princess Sakura of the Land of Fire is offered in a political alliance to the Land of Wind to help survive the incoming war. There she meets Gaara, leader of Wind and one of the champions of the Four Heavenly Treasures. [COMPLETED]

Uchiha Madara x Sakura Haruno

The Black bull by Vesperchan (oneshot, beauty and the beast elements)Based on the classic Scottish fairytale The Black Bull of Norroway.[COMPLETED]

Itachi Uchia(xf!reader)

Ikigai ✨by MissWriter97(arranged marriage, senju reader, alternate au) Uchiha Itachi gets married to the women he does not love to prevent the massacre! This is a lovely fic...[ONGOING]

Senju Tobirama(xf!reader)

A Step in Time by MizzGinger (senju tobirama x Princess! reader ,arrange marriage, time travel, second chances) This is and alternate au story with a lot of war time drama going on!! It has a brilliant set up!![ONGOING]

The Home I crave✨✨ by cafeinthemoon93( arranged marriage, angst, slowburn, enemies-to-friends-to-lovers )I really loved this fics, the detailing and pacing were chef's kiss!![HIATUS]

Some other pairing stories

Iruka x reader

Growing along the line✨✨💖 by FreakyPseudWriter(fake dating, strangers-to-friends-to-lovers, fluff)After a really bad day at your workplace you meet Umino Iruka, who quickly makes you open up to him. But you certainly didn't expect him to suddenly claim you two were romantically involved! [COMPLETED]

Sasori x Sakura Haruno

Bait and Hitch✨✨ by Aelynthi (fake dating, coworkers, crush's wedding)When Haruno Sakura finds out Sasuke is engaged, she does the only thing she knows to do in order to save her pride—she lies.[ONGOING]

[shanastoryteller]

Happy Birthday 2024 Prompts Masterlist

AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER Lu Ten and Zuko, Part 22 Modern ATLA AU, Part 2 Zuko and Azula, Part 36 Modern ATLA AU, Part 3

BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA Secret Identity, Part 21

CHARMED The Once and Future King, Chris, Part 6

COVERT AFFAIRS Pattern Recognition

ENOLA HOLMES Family Dinners, Part 9

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST What They Expect, Part 7 Sacrifice is Free, Part 18 Xerxes AU, Part 1 Bartender AU, Part 9 Xerxes AU, Part 2 Xerxes AU, Part 3 What They Expect, Part 8

GODS AND MONSTERS Hestia Ares and Icarus Otrera

HADES GAME Living Blood, Part 22 Living Blood, Part 23 Living Blood, Part 24

HARRY POTTER Founders, Part 7 Snakelet Year 3 SIAT Percy and Tonks SIAT Lily and Snape Founders, Part 8 SIAT Percy and Tonks

MERLIN Lord Arthur de Bois, Part 6

MISS FISHER’S MURDER MYSTERIES Second Time's the Charm

NARUTO Hokage’s Daughter, Part 6 Hokage's Daughter, Part 7 Hokage's Daughter, Part 8 Hokage's Daughter, Part 9

PERCY JACKSON Rinse and Repeat, Part 4 Rinse and Repeat, Part 5

PSYCH Taiji Bread and Circus

UNTAMED Marriage Assassin WQ, Part 13 Bruised Fruit, Part 6 Girl Wei Wuxian, Part 13 Jiang Cheng Time Travel, Part 11 Jiang Cheng Time Travel, Part 12 Identity Porn AU, Part 8 Girl Wei Wuxian, Part 14 NHS Time Travel, Part 5 WWX and JYL Run Away, Part 19 Identity Porn AU, Part 9

[dark-elf-writes]

I’ll just resend the whole list :)))

Au Tag List:

* Song of the Sea AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/song%20of%20the%20sea%20au/chrono

* Timeloop AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/timeloop%20au/chrono

- note:some earlier ones aren’t showing, but thats bc earlier it was tagged as #time loop au instead of #timeloop au

* Symbol of Safety AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/symbol%20of%20safety%20au/chrono

* Hatake Clan AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/hatake%20clan%20au/chrono

- Note: Some Hatake Clan lore is untagged and can be found separately by searching…

- “I wanted to share this Kakashi AU in fic format”

- “The image of the Hatake’s walking through a field”.

- “I decided to rewrite and expand on some things :))”

- “The Hatake were not always as they are”.

- “Kakashi is so goddamn stressed out he turns his ancestors hair gray”

- Idk if these were meant to be untagged but I included it anyway:

- “The rest of the pack just watching/scoring”

- “TOXIC PAKKUN”

- “They meet up with Guy all the time to swap the stories”

- “Pakkun is a crotchety old man trapped in the body of a pug”

- “Tsume: They really need to do something”

- I hear what you’re saying but what it sounds like is Kakashi basically Jack O posing to box with a fucking pug

- Pakkun would find it more insulting if he didn’t look so hilarious doing it

* Venomous Naruto: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/venomous%20naruto/chrono

* Naruto Uzumaki Protection Squad: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/naruto%20uzumaki%20protection%20squad/chrono

- Note: first 2 post are not tagged; can both be found by searching “slacker squad”.

- Additional note: second post is tagged #Naruto protection squad instead of #Naruto Uzumaki protection squad

* Shinobi Babysitter’s Club AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/Shinobi%20babysitter%E2%80%99s%20club%20au/chrono

- Note: The first post was a kakashi simp/appreciation ask from me but it could be added to the tag for full coverage since it sets the scene of the au. Can be found by searching “Aizawa energy”

* Kakashi’s Mom: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/Kakashi%E2%80%99s%20mom%20au/chrono

* Unnamed: there’s this kinda au we made with Naruto thinking the fourth hokage is boring and preferring Hashi or Tobi but it doesn’t have a tag. Screen shots included in next ask so u can just tag that

* Unnamed: Shikamaru finds out naruto is the son of the fourth hokage.

- Note: Second post can be found by searching “my tumblr keeps crashing” and the first by searching #brilliance.

- There is also 2 other people find out posts that can be found by searching “it happens in the middle of class” and “Are there just no pictures of the Fourth Hokage other than the whole mountain thing”

* Unnamed: another orochimaru time travel. Less of an au and more of a prompt. Post can be found under #Oro-Sasuke is redefining emotionally repressed

* Tree of Youth: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/tree%20of%20youth%20au/chrono

* Color Blind Naruto: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/color%20blind%20naruto/chrono

* Ohana AU: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/ohana%20au/chrono

- Some posts are untagged so you can find them by searching:

- “Both are amazing. I could see them doing both tbh”

- “I mean Naruto is definitely his own level of Too Much”

* Foxy Naru: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/foxy%20naru/chrono

- I included post can be found by searching “Give me night shine and predator instincts”

* Vigilante Deku: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/vigilante%20deku/chrono

- Note: I included post can be found by searching “They’re honestly thankful for their mask so he can’t see how flustered they are”

* Hunter Au: https://dark-elf-writes.tumblr.com/tagged/hunter%20au/chrono

- First post can be found by searching “Supernatural but MHA”

Everytime you send me one of these I am so thankful and also a reason o fix… some of them. Brain stinky and doesn’t want to hunt for all of them rn.

Fixed:

Hunter AU

Naruto Uzumaki Protection Squad AU

Timeloop AU

[sur-i-ki]

5/20

The nights before and mornings after

The camp is silent when you finally slip into sleep, the weight of the day’s battle heavy on your shoulders. Beside you, he’s resting, or so you think, his breathing shallow but steady, a comforting rhythm that lulls you deeper into the quiet embrace of slumber. He’s here, and that’s all that matters; his hand is close to yours, his warmth within reach. You close your eyes, finally allowing yourself to feel safe.

But he doesn’t sleep.

He’s been fighting the darkness creeping through his body, a chill that has nothing to do with the night air. You don’t know about the wound, hidden beneath his armor, the blood that’s been soaking into the fabric, too slow to notice but deadly all the same. He’s slipping away, and he knows it, but he won’t wake you. Instead, he reaches for the scrap of paper tucked into his pack, pulling it out with shaking fingers. He forces himself to write, his vision blurring, his hand unsteady, the pain sharp with each movement. His gaze flickers to you, and his heart aches with everything he’s about to say—everything he should have said long before now.

If you’re reading this, then I’m gone.

The words are jagged, the ink smudging as he presses harder, pushing through the pain that sears through him with each heartbeat.

I didn’t tell you. I wanted to, every single day, but I was afraid. Afraid that if I said it, I’d lose you. But now… now I’m out of time, and I need you to know: I’ve loved you from the moment I met you. I love you now. I love you forever.

He pauses, breathing shallow, struggling to stay conscious as he fights to keep going.

Every moment, you were there, this light I didn’t deserve. You made me believe I could be someone better, someone worthy of standing by your side. I wanted so much to tell you, but I could never find the words. You, with your laugh that could cut through even the darkest nights, with your strength that left me awed—every part of you was something I cherished.

His fingers shake as he writes, his hand smearing the ink as he struggles to continue.

There were so many times I almost told you. On the long nights when it was just us, sitting in silence, I almost reached for you. Almost touched your hand, hoping you’d understand without words. And each time, I held back. I was afraid of losing you, of ruining what we had, but I can see now how foolish I was.

I imagined a life with you—one where we’d have quiet mornings together, where I’d get to see you smile every day. A life where I’d tell you I loved you as often as I could, just to see your eyes light up.

The pain sharpens, and he forces himself through it, pushing every ounce of strength he has into these last words.

If I could, I’d have given you everything. I’d have spent my days making you laugh, my nights protecting you, my life in your hands. I’d have told you every single day that I loved you, that you were the reason I kept going, that you were my hope, my reason to fight.

Please remember that, if nothing else. You gave me a life worth living. You were everything to me. Even now, my heart is only yours.

Don't cry, idiot

See you not too soon

His hand falters, the pen slipping, and the letter trails off in a shaky line as his strength leaves him. He pushes a final kiss onto the letter, leans over and kisses your head. The, his head leans back, eyes fluttering closed, the letter slipping from his fingers as he falls into stillness.

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Hours later, you wake, your mind foggy, your limbs heavy with sleep. You reach for him instinctively, but something feels wrong. His hand is cold, his skin unnaturally pale in the soft dawn light. Panic blooms in your chest as you sit up, turning to him, shaking him gently, calling his name. But he doesn’t stir. His face is peaceful, but there’s an eerie stillness to him that chills you to the bone.

Gods, no.

Your eyes catch on the crumpled paper beside him, his handwriting scrawled across it, shaky and uneven. Trembling, you reach for it, clutching it tightly, feeling the roughness of the paper against your fingers as you unfold it. The words blur through your tears, each line a fresh wave of agony as you read his final confession.

“I’ve loved you from the moment I met you.”

The words are heavy, every stroke of ink a reminder of what he never said, of everything he’s leaving behind. His love, his regret, his dreams—each line pierces deeper, a wound that leaves you breathless. You can feel him there, in every word, his presence lingering like a ghost in the paper you clutch to your chest.

His scent clings faintly to his cloak, mixing with the metallic tang of blood and the lingering smoke from last night’s battle. Your chest tightens, your heart pounding as you bring the letter closer, his words mingling with the pain that radiates through you. Each line is a glimpse into the life he’d imagined with you, a life you’ll never share, every word a reminder of what’s been lost.

You close your eyes, pressing the letter to your chest, feeling the rough edges dig into your skin, grounding you in the unbearable reality of his absence. The world around you is muted, sounds blurring together, the dawn too bright, too harsh against the hollow ache in your heart. The warmth of his final touch is fading, slipping from your grasp as you clutch the letter tightly, as though holding it close could somehow bring him back.

You lean down, pressing a kiss to his forehead, his skin cold beneath your lips, the finality of it settling over you like a shroud. The air is thick with silence, broken only by your whispered words, your voice cracking as you say all the things you never got to say, the words he’ll never hear.

"I love you too, idiot."

And your heart shatters, never to be healed again, holding him and his echoes close.

⇝ 𝘓𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴, 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘨𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥! 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘶𝘵𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

[vulpisnocturna]

Masterlist

NSFW 🍷 | Suggestive 🌹 | HCs 🦋 | Fluff 🌸 | Angst ☕️ | Crack post 🔮

Naruto:

Bribe for chores 🍷

How he sleeps with his s/o HCs 🦋🌸

Shisui:

Mirror Sex 🍷

How he sleeps with his s/o HCs 🦋🌸

Ideal girlfriend HCs 🦋

Cringe habits 🦋🔮

Secret Turn-ons 🌹🌸

Sasuke:

Ideal girlfriend HCs 🦋

Being best friends (massacre/non massacre AU) HCs 🦋☕️

Itachi - Sasuke brotherhood HCs 🦋🌸

Madara:

Office sex 🍷

Corruption kink, virgin reader 🍷

Fucking louder than the neighbours to establish dominance 🍷

Dirty talk 🌹🍷

Yandere Madara dealing with you breaking up with him 🦋🌹

How he sleeps with his s/o HCs 🦋🌸

NSFW Alphabet 🍷

SO with PTSD 🦋🌸

Kakashi:

Rope play 🍷

Humiliation kink/Bratting 🍷

"I don't want you to be gentle, I want you to ruin me" 🍷

Aphrodisiac 🍷

Mirror Sex 🍷

Lingerie 🍷

Biting 🍷

NSFW Alphabet 🍷

How he sleeps with his s/o HCs 🦋🌸

Ideal girlfriend HCs 🦋

Obito:

Teasing while he plays videogames live 🍷

Yes, Sir 🍷

Fake Dating 🍷

NSFW Alphabet 🌹🍷

Itachi:

Lesson learnt - Power imbalance 🍷

Hate Sex 🍷

Edo Itachi meets his s/o and their child ☕️🦋🌸

Itachi Jealousy HCs 🦋

Reaction to an Edo s/o 🦋☕️

With a nerdy/STEM s/o HCs 🌸🦋

Somnophilia 🍷

"I don't want you to be gentle, I want you to ruin me" 🍷

Dirty talk 🌹🍷

Mirror sex 🍷

Interrogation (CNC fantasy) 🍷

Leash 🍷

Surprise 🌸🦋

College Professor Itachi x College student reader 🍷

Insecurities 🌸

Pining Itachi (HCs) 🌸🦋

Reader breaking his heart ☕️🦋

Reader has ADHD and Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria 🌸🦋

Drunk Itachi and horny reader 🌹🍷

Dealing with reader having a panic attack (HCs) 🌸🦋

Dealing with reader ignoring him on purpose (HCs) 🦋☕️

Yandere Itachi when reader breaks up with him 🦋☕️

First date HCs 🦋🌸

Itachi likes you, you are Sasuke's best friend 🌹🍷

Hot mannerisms HCs 🦋🌹

How he sleeps with his s/o HCs 🦋🌸

Somnophilia II 🍷

Dating an emo s/o HCs 🌸🦋

Ideal girlfriend HCs 🦋

Squirting/bratting 🍷

Itachi in a relationship HCs 🦋🌸

NSFW Alphabet 🍷🌹

Secret Turn-ons 🌹🌸

Itachi - Sasuke brotherhood HCs 🦋🌸

Uchiha Clan:

How they would react to finding out their s/o has an IUD HCs 🦋🔮

Who has the best sex game? HCs 🦋🌹

Captured S/O who develops PTSD HCs 🦋☕️🌸

Akatsuki:

Beach Shenanigans HCs 🦋🔮

Reacting to reader wearing a pink bonnet to sleep HCs 🦋🔮

Where they like to have sex HCs 🦋🌹

There was only one bed HCs 🦋🌹

Who is actually good at sex HCs 🦋🌹🔮

Ideal partner’s personality traits HCs 🦋

Chrollo:

Binding Vow: Part I, Part II, Part III (Yandere Chrollo) 🍷☕️🌹

Bloodstained Rubies: Part I, Part II , Part III, Part IV (Yandere Chrollo) 🌹☕️

Thigh Riding 🍷

Overstimulation 🍷

Requited love hcs 🌸🦋

Nanami:

Make-up sex/Corruption kink 🍷🌹☕️

Toys & Voice kink 🍷

Gojo:

Sensory Deprivation 🍷

Voice kink 🌹🍷

Hate sex&Corruption Kink (virgin reader) - Part I, Part II 🌹🍷

[kakashixhatakesxwhore]

Most to least experienced in bed? Konoha 11 and whoever else you wanna add. Love your work 😩😩

alrighty, i switched this up a bit to avoid strange research, if you wanna see someone else/another group ranking, lmk - i hope this is up to code, and thank you for the request!!

Sex Tier List

Ranked: Konoha 11 (Naruto, Sakura, Shikamaru, Ino, Choji, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Neji, Lee, Tenten) + Sand Siblings (Kankuro, Temari, Gaara) + Sasuke

Warnings: swearing, x(GN)reader implications, we are talking about sex, uh idk lmk if something makes you uncomfy

Notes: Boruto era for everyone, and, for everyone, their Bortuo era! this request had me fucked up lowk because, canonically, these mfs got zero action without rings - so we're putting an enjoyment spin on it, worst to best, in a modern-ish au. as in, who you would have to guide, vs, who could rock your world, five times over, in one night.

Masterlist💿

Tier 3 - Passable🪙

5. Hinata

I'm not even sorry. She deffo just lies there. Never gets on top. You have to ask for anything and everything, and not even in a sexy, teasing way, more in a 'I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a wooden board' way.

4. Kiba

May God love him because this man is certainly a selfish lover. That's not to say he isn't good - he's great at getting himself off, his brain just kinda shuts off otherwise. If you wanna cum, the onus is on you, because he's fuck-drunk within seconds of you touching him.

3. Kankuro

He's trying, okay?? It's just really fucking hard to keep you in mind when you just feel so fucking good. Kankuro's just inconsistent - that's the main issue. He'll try a million different positions in one session and is always unintentionally edging you.

2. Lee

Now, our darling, Rock Lee, is trying his best, honestly and truly. However, he doesn't know anything about anything, and you have to guide him every now and again. He's got the enthusiasm down, he's just not very good at translating it into pure sexual energy on the fly.

1. Gaara

He's too busy to be good at sex. When he does find the time, y'all get extra down and dirty, but Gaara's still lowkey inexperienced and the irregularity of your encounters doesn't help.

Tier 2 - Good🪩

5. Choji

Bro's got hidden talents, aight? It's a matter of him wanting to utilize them that sets Choji up. Most nights, he's chilling, but on those key few nights, hot damn.

4. Sasuke

I would've put him lower but y'all would've been mad - it's called REALISM. Sasuke would be wayyyyy too busy to put in the work to develop any actual skill in the bedroom, and he would find researching for it so far past disgusting. His good grace would be his natural endowment and prowess, but he's on thin fucking ice.

3. Tenten

Surprisingly stone top vibes, I cannot lie. She deffo gets off on your pleasure, but she's down here because she's kinda bad at first. There would totally be improvement, like obvious and quick improvement, but those first few times were pretty rough.

2. Shino

Baby boy. Sweet boy. Ugh. I love. I wanted him as number one, so I'm not even defending this. Take it up with my lawyer.

1. Naruto

He's not the main character for nothing. Naruto lays pipe, but he can get a bit selfish at times. Never fear though, the second he catches himself, lost in the sauce, another round gets added to his itinerary. He'll be making it up to you tenfold, even if it was just for a minute.

Tier 1 - Fantastic🔮

5. Sakura

With her level of anatomical knowledge, she barely even needs to break a sweat to give you a release. However, she will break a sweat, because she wants to. Just amazing, idk what to tell you.

4. Temari

Got me kickin my feet and twirlin my hair rn - she would be so GODLY in the sack. She's always very present, very attentive, but is so openly expressive in the moment. Temari would have you screaming syllables and seeing colours behind your eyelids.

🥉 Neji

The game my man's got is INSANE. I just know for a goddamn fact that no one dances the horizontal mambo as gracefully as Neji. You're pleased, he's pleased, no one's ever terribly tired or bruised, the limits are clear lines but are never even toed. That's just the reg, too! Special nights would be fucking wild, dude would have wine, and flowers, and candles - he would go the whole nine yards every time.

🥈 Ino

Be still, my beating heart. Christ. Yeah, Ino's got this shit on lock. She's a vers switch, need I say more? (I do, someone request a fic)

🥇 SHIKAMARU

Y'all seen my preferance yet, or nah?

Oh Em Gee - Shikamaru could have you, heels to Jesus, all night longgggg. The stamina, the will, the knowledge, the capability; it's all there, and no one is as apt to put it all together except for Shikamaru. He would go for hours at a time, until he physically couldn't anymore. He would know exactly what makes your timebomb tick, and he would push every button so deliciously. Fuck, he's a tease too. If you two aren't actively in the bedroom, he's trying to get you there.

[skyahri]

I'm Ready Now |Sasuke X Reader| HC

Summary: You and Sasuke are long-term friends. He's finally decided he's ready to be with you, but you had no idea what had been motivating him all along.

Warnings: Modern AU. Club scene. SFW.

Masterlist Ko-fi

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You've known Sasuke since high school.

You've stuck by him through everything- when his brother was arrested, when he hated everyone and everything, when he rebelled and became a sort of man whore junior year, and even now into adulthood after he simmered down.

But now he was acting odd, and you aren't the only one who's noticed.

Each of your mutual friends had come to you about Sasuke's subtle change in behavior over the past six or so months.

Sakura was the first to ask you about it, wondering if you had picked up on the shift in his demeanor. Then Ino, Sai, Kankuro, and so on.

The biggest change was his newfound confidence.

Not that he wasn't confident before, but this new wave was more... earned. He used to be so entitled and full of himself, so the maturity brought on by this change was refreshing.

You were going to ask Sasuke about it, but you couldn't find the right time.

He had recently taken over the family business, and it was taking up a lot of his time and energy.

When he was young, after his brother had killed their parents, the company was temporarily taken over by a team of advisors until Sasuke was deemed fit to run it.

After receiving his bachelor's in business management and going through several summers of internships, he was given control and promoted to CEO.

That was right around the time he had started to act out of the ordinary.

That's what brings us to today.

It's Saturday, aka the day the whole gang hangs out. Despite how busy Sasuke had become, he always made sure to prioritize it.

He claims it's because Naruto would throw a tantrum, which is true, but you all know he actually enjoys the time together even if he complains.

He'd come to pick you up, a normal occurrence since he had a car, and you did not.

Tonight, you were all meeting up at a club downtown.

The place is packed, but Kiba was able to reserve a table for everyone to sit at.

It was a bit crowded, but that's to be expected from forcing seventeen people into a twelve person booth.

You're a bit too close to Sasuke, but you don't mind. He's cool and comfortable, unlike some of the other men at the table, so it's not awkward.

He slides his arm along the back of the booth to give you a bit more room.

You notice his cologne, the same one he's worn for the past several years. You've always liked it and encouraged him early on to wear it more often.

Once sat, Naruto immediately ordered a round of shots for the table.

And then another.

And another.

And another.

With a little liquid courage, the girls had managed to drag their boyfriends to the dance floor.

It wasn't really your scene, so you opted to hang back with the more introverted members of the group: Shikamaru, Gaara, Shino, and Sasuke.

Hinata would've gladly stayed too, if not for Naruto literally dragging her along.

You were happily chatting with the guys before you were forced asked by Ino and Sakura to retrieve more drinks.

Sasuke offered to go with you since there was no way you could carry so many glasses.

The bartender was busy, so you two hung off to the side for a moment while the wave passed.

You decided now was the time to confront him about his change in behavior.

"You've been different lately."

"Different? How so?"

You narrowed your eyes at him. He was playing dumb, something he did often when trying to politely avoid a subject.

"I'm worried about you, you know. You're not the same Sasuke anymore."

"Is that such a bad thing?"

Ah, so he was plenty aware of it.

"Not necessarily. I just want to know whats going on with you. You can talk to me."

Sasuke thought for a moment. He was nervous, well as nervous as he could manage to be.

"I've inherited my family's company."

You looked at him confused.

"I have a degree, I own my apartment, I have a stable career. I have even cleared my family's name in the eyes of the public."

You just continued to look at him, more lost than you were a second ago. What was he getting at? Why would this be bothering him?

"I am finally a man worthy of even asking you for a chance."

Oh?

Oh.

Was he..? Did he really..?

"What?" It's all you can manage to get out.

"You deserve a good man who can provide you with a good life. I've worked hard these past few years to be that man, so I can ask for your hand."

You didn't know what to say. How could you after such a bold proclamation?

So you didn't say anything.

You just tilted your head up to kiss him.

It was perfect- your hands on his chest, one of his on your face, and the other sliding into your hair. The smell of his cologne and fabric of his black button-up.

His lips were surprisingly soft. He's a good kisser, but that's less surprising considering how often he'd gotten around in his youth.

You broke away, and your hands slid down so they could interlock with his.

"Sasuke," you'd stare at him softly, "You've always been a worthy man. Money and status don't change anything."

After that night, he stayed the same new Sasuke, but there was a more relaxed air to him.

You'd hoped to keep things under wraps for longer, but Naruto had apparently seen you guys kiss at the club, and news spread pretty fast after that.

Not that Sasuke minded, no. He liked being able to give you passing touches and brief kisses. He liked being able to look at you without suspicion.

Things were good now.