#naruto and sasuke are not brothers

[why-am-i-always-hungruy]

who are those mildew brained fucks who say " sasuke and naruto are brothers " but they still ship burrito and salad

[bossnori]

[ironjeonss]

I'm tired with this conversation.

Naruto and Sasuke ARE NOT BROTHERs, you fcking watch the anime. They have different parents.

Thank you.

It has come to my attention that people genuinely consider narusasu | sasunaru a proship or a problematic ship, and I’m actually pretty baffled. 

While I’m not all that familiar with the term “proship” or what it even means, their definition of it is shipping problematic ships (i.e., incest, age gaps, etc.). They were essentially saying that shipping Naruto and Sasuke together was incest, as they’re related, and I mean, if you want to see it like that, then sure, they kinda are, but it’s so very distant that it really doesn’t even count. 

Honestly, if we wanted to get really technical, then naruhina (you know, the canon ship of Hinata/Naruto) would be incest (or a proship?) too, as they’re also related. All the Uchiha, Senju, Hyuga, and Uzumaki clans are very distantly related. They share an ancestor, Kaguya, who had two sons, Hamura and Hagoromo. Hamura's line started the Hyuga clan, and Hagoromo's started the Senju and Uchiha clans, as he had two sons; one being Asura, who started the Senju and later branched off into the Uzumaki’s, and the other being Indra, who started the Uchiha). So they’re all related—very, very distantly—but still related, as they’re all descended from Kaguya. 

Even the argument of “oh, but they’re reincarnations of brothers” falls pretty flat because it’s merely their chakra, not their souls (“Even after their flesh perished, the chakra the two honed continued to reincarnate across time, without vanishing…”). Indra and Asura’s chakra just inhabits the incarnates, and once they die, that chakra moves on to the next set of incarnates (as it did with Madara & Hashirama and every other set of incarnates). Naruto and Sasuke are not Asura and Indra (Naruto states that himself). They’re two very different individuals, with their own separate souls.

I mean, if you don’t like the ship because you see them as brothers, then okay, see them however you want, but to label said ship as problematic when it’s quite literally like the least problematic ship there, or to bash people for liking it, is pretty weird.

[moon-trees]

in another universe

[stu-dyingstudent]

Itachi just wants to be a stay-at-home brother 🤧

[ikuzedobe]

Itachi Uchiha & Sasuke Uchiha Summer 2024

new official illustration from Naruto Mobile game

[keepyourpantsongohan]

In all of these discussions of Kakashi's favourite student, I want to share my perspective: Kakashi's favourite student is whoever is standing in front of him at the time. When he's training Sasuke before the Chunin exams, it's Sasuke. When he's telling Sakura things will be alright, it's Sakura. When he and Yamato are taking Naruto to plead his case to the Raikage, it's Naruto. (And, though not technically his student, when he's telling Sai he believes in him, it's Sai.)

When they're all together, they are one child. Megachild. Giant baby. Superstudent. However, if the kids are fighting, whoever is hurting his feelings the most is his favourite (probably Sasuke). He loves his students proportionally to how much they need it at the time.

[mrsbakashi]

sunny side battle ova

[cloudabserk]

who’s the strongest ninja in the world?

[adhdnojutsu]

Eepy bebbies

Ko-Fi pretty please?

[gwen-starkk]

why and how are they so beautiful😭??

[breezeowci]

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

Uchiha Brothers by Maria Rezende (Delfi_Arts) on artstation

[moon-trees]

thinking about how sasuke and itachi both abandoned the village when they were 13. how sasuke was unintentionally following in his older brother's footsteps - how he was turning into what he perceived itachi to be. how he believed itachi betrayed, abandoned his family, and left the village to test his strength; to get stronger. how sasuke did the same by seeking power. how before they both left, itachi hurt his brother and sasuke hurt naruto, the ones they loved most. how neither of them could kill the other because they loved them too much. how they both acted and pretended that they hated the other. how they both actually loved each other endlessly. how-

[bunni-lee]

i would do anything just to see them hug again :(

[yu-huuuu]

(Headcanons#001–Yes seriously, from a girl who is not an artist and can only draw pretty eyelashes for you✨)

My headcanon in a modern AU is… that Itachi likes face masks and Sasuke likes to tease Itachi about it, but—! Itachi always ends up putting a face mask on Sasuke after he ends teasing him, and the younger brother always ends up like: “hOW u darw >:’(“