#naruto and his boyfriends

[garlicsunshine]

kishimoto creating naruto uzumaki

kishi: im going to make this character so full of love and compassion

gaara: wonderful

kishi: but they also shit talk all their friends...

sasuke: excellent

kishi: and theyre the dumbest bitch uve ever met

lee: fantastic

kishi: yeah... perfect.

shikamaru: ...yikes...

[cynicallyneutral]

naruto: this one’s for u babe *misses*

[perikiro]

I really wanted to draw them in these outfits ♡♡♡

[sanjiaftersex]

therapist: who do you go to when you need comfort?

naruto : my homicidal international criminal boyfriend sasuke

therapist : naruto no

[foxytonic]

Not to be Naruto posting on main in 2024, but polyamory could have fixed them, actually.

[yutori-do]

Kakashi is shocked the first time someone tells him why he lets Gai follow him around like a lovesick puppy. He looks at the stupid, severely surprised.

I'm sure it's the other way around, Kakashi thinks, but obviously doesn't say it. He just looks at the ninja in front of him and tells him to mind his own business.

That conversation was almost completely forgotten in Kakashi's mind until a month later, Tenzō asks him almost the same thing, more politely. Kakashi is spared the answer when the youngest and most promising member, Itachi, begins to praise Gai's abilities with clear admiration and possibly a small crush.

Kakashi just walks away from the scene, thinking there's no need to say anything else, but he can't stop thinking about it.

Is that what people see in his relationship with Gai? That Gai is Kakashi's big fan who follows him everywhere while Kakashi just puts up with him? He's not going to kid himself and say it wasn't that way in the beginning, but it certainly didn't last that long until the places were swapped.

Gai always liked to be effusive with everyone, and that was normal for him. Kakashi wasn't really a special case, just a down-on-his-luck bastard with genius, and a slight obsession with his optimistic rival, who has a dangerous attraction to anything that leads him to get hurt.

Kakashi doesn't know how people don't see that it's Kakashi who chases Gai, trying to meet him on the street "by chance", reaching under the table when they eat so he can touch him with his feet, taking care of him when Gai comes badly injured from a mission and Kakashi's only thought is to kill the bastard who touched him. When the first thing he does when he sees him is greet him and approach him, and if Gai wins and approaches Kakashi first, he always leans into him, brushing their shoulders and sometimes the backs of their hands. Sometimes he feels like he's a hair's breadth away from being accused of stalking when he's on surveillance and watching him on cameras or spying on him from the trees, but he really can't help it.

He follows Gai, he needs Gai. Gai is the unreachable sun and he is just a cold mountain, never worthy enough to receive more than its rays of light.

They all have it wrong.

[fg083nrt]

east coast chic

[jokahlu]

(🥗)Sarada’s boyfriend(👨) meeting (🍅)Sasuke and Sakura (🌸)

🥗: Hi mama and papa! This is my boyfriend.

🌸: Oh! Hi dear!

🍅: *Glares*

🌸: I love your outfit! Great for some training! Are you also a shinobi?

🥗: Mom!

🌸: What? It’s just a question!

👨: I- I try to stay fit and exercise a couple times a week.

🌸: Fantastic!

🌸: *Whispers loudly to Sasuke* He’s handsome!

🥗: *Dies inside from embarrassment*

🍅: You *sharingan activates as he looks at his daughter’s boyfriend*

👨: Y-yes sir?

🍅: Have you ever been to prison?

👨: N-no sir!

🍅: I have.

👨: *Mortified silence*

🍅: And I’m not afraid to go again.

🥗: PAPA!

🌸: Oh don’t mind him! *Laughs and lightly pats her husband’s arm*

👨: *Nervous chuckle*

🌸: How’s your relationship with your mother?

👨: Uhh…

🥗: Ok, we’re leaving! I knew this was a bad idea.*Drags boyfriend out the door*

*In unison*:

🍅: I don’t like him.

🌸: I like him!

Inspiration from KallmeKris!

[phanb]

*At Gai's house, before Kakashi gets his team*

Rock Lee: ¡Hi, Kakashi-sensei!

Tenten: Can we have some ice cream?

Kakashi: What did Gai say?

Neji: He said no.

Kakashi: Then why are you asking me?

The three: *Smiles charmingly* Cause he's not the boss of you!

Kakashi:

Kakashi: *Internally* This is a trap, this is a trap, this is a fucking trap.

[agoniesbehindhereyes]

I just realized the Icha Icha series covers are green, red, and orange and match a certain jonins outfit….

[denerturee]

I love this scene 🦂💥

[cynicallyneutral]

sasuke wants his new year's kiss :kissing_heart:

[hell-hirsch]

[live-from-flaturn]

you don't need the context

[opens-up-4-nobody]

My friend's boyfriend is a jiraiya fan and a sasuke hater 😭😭😭

[selamat-linting]

ohhh naruto you scruffy twerp if only you grew up to be a woman doing high treason and terrorism against the ninja government.