#narcissa is literally my gf

[unadulterated-syd]

narcissa black x reader

warnings -> mention of lucius, mentions of death.

open ending,, could be seen as happy or sad.

this is my gf so bare with me as i write for her !! + she has plenty of angst potential

her eyes had faded, dark wisdom you swore you would've paid millions to swim in. you no longer recognized her, no affection left for her. the residue of the girl you'd once loved gone.

she stood like a shadow, every good memory stapled to her. yet she'd burned every polaroid that rested in your head. she was no longer yours, yet a memory of what you once had.

"l/n."

"what could you possibly want."

the venom split from your tongue, a near hiss. you almost swore you could hear her flinch at your tone, one she'd naively hoped you would've hidden.

she wanted forgiveness, but she dare not ask. she didn't deserve it, she'd admit that. but she couldn't go on without saying goodbye to the her she had loved most.

Saying goodbye to you was the hardest thing she'd ever have to do— but saying goodbye to you was saying goodbye to the love she saw as weakness.

"i.. i apologise."

"what?"

"i apologise."

her words formed into an attack, punching at your heart— having already shattered the armor you'd once mended there.

"this isn't about me anymore.. was it ever?"

you raised your head, looking for a glimpse of truth, looking for an ounce of clarity; a moment in which the porcelain would crack.

"this is so you can go on, knowing you were done. this isn't making peace, narcissa. making peace is fulfilling our stupid plans! even just a reason. one.. one damned good reason."

you felt your voice crack, the desperation— the pleading for one reason; a reason that clarified where your future lie. you knew the world was cruel, but you never thought of her the same as others.

"please.." she whispered, biting back the feelings she had. the fear within her, it had always been you, but she couldn't see a future ever lasting with you.

"this is for the best." she straightened herself, the coaching of her emotions most impressive. though, it only infuriated you all the more.

"did you ever give me say in that..?" You shook your head, "did you ever think i may be willing to risk it? Maybe I've been defending you my whole life—

— you were the one who wanted this, cissa. i told you about how i felt, i told you id hide it till the day i died, and you wanted to try."

you could practically feel the droplets rimming your eyes, the heat that raised to your cheeks, but you dared not cry in front of her.

"we've always been fighting, what's new? that we could die? we've always been at deaths doorstep. i want my last breathes to be with you, even if i take them at 25."

her eyes searched yours, for but a moment— detecting the truth. detecting the safety she felt in you, even if you'd never be safe.

for only a moment she considered finding lucius, agreeing with her parents' wishes, but that moment faded with the years she'd spent with you.

you were her past, her present, her future. even if it only lasted one more year, for a year with you was worth more than a thousand guilt filled ones.

"okay."

"what?"

"i said okay. lead the way i... trust you."

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•Dorcas Meadowes

• she/they

• Slytherin

• Lesbian

• Aries

• INTP

• I love: Music, fashion, pottery, greek mythologie, coffee, my gf.

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@thesuperiorchaser -my beautiful gf

@regulusloathingblack -short king

@everyonesfavouritebitch-barty -how tf did this thing become my bestfriend?

@rosiedora -A literal goddess

@evan-therose -currently winning the idgaf wars

@sunshine-embodied -Little women bestie

@moony-days -most respectable gryffindor

@siriuslyunsirius -least respectable gryffindor

@xxmaryqueenofheartsxx -queen of everything

@lilly-gives-no-pity -sweetest mf ever

@peterpiedpettigrew -prob my favorite Marauder

@its-alice-fortescue -Idk her tbh but she's pretty!

@narcissa-black1 -same as Alice!

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[barbiiebrat]

pls read <33

limits:

no one under 18, or who knowingly interacts with those under 18 is allowed on my blog. i will report you.

no real life threats to my personal safety

no feederism/weight play/body shaming, raceplay, scat, vomit, incest

soft limits (fantasy ok, in-depth fantasy or real life not so much): anal, gore, piss, gaping, body mods, public stuff (i LOVE in fantasy!!!!)

all of this is fantasy, between consenting adults, who are equal partners in the relationship

real life homophobes transphobes racists etc DNI!!!!

i’m not planning to meet up with anybody irl!!

do not ask me for photos!!!!

if you have a wife or gf and she doesn’t know you’re in my dms DONT BE IN MY DMS!!!

notes on the way i speak:

i usually default to masculine honorifics but if your pronouns aren’t in your bio and that’s not how you want to be referred to please please lmk i’m not trying to misgender you but if it wasn’t clear i have a misogyny kink ;)

i say things like bunny gf wolf bf etc and i don't mean that literally! i'm not a furry/monsterfucker (no hate it's just not my thing) it's very much an energetic thing

same with like “older brother bf” he’s AN older brother he’s not MY older brother

additionally when it comes to the word "daddy"- it's not generally my thing i don't have a daddy kink, if i say/reblog dad bf it's an energy and care thing, daddy is an energy it's a vibe it's a feeling you create. don't ask me to call you daddy, it really makes me less likely to

i'm a brat :) through and through and while i embody more good girl energy here than irl sometimes i will be being a brat. not sorry.

appearance:

♡ i have just past shoulder length (i'm growing it out) dark brown hair with the blond underside (narcissa malfoy hair)

♡ i'm pale with brown/green hazel eyes

♡ i'm 5'7 ish

♡ i wear a size 16/18, 40D/38DD

that's all for now

just… leaving this here:

[marlene-the-queen]

🎀 literally just a girl 🎀

ur fav lesbian, marlene mckinnon!!! im a gryffindor, im 16, i play guitar, i go to all the quidditch matches, fuck with my friends u fuck with me, love uuuu

my pookies!!!

@dorcas-m3adows my beautiful amazing gf ily baby

@lilyevansoffical lilssss ily

@mary365partygirl mary ily to

@theh0tteststar siri my favorite

@remuthebooklover remus, casanova of gryffindor tower

@james-the-amazing-potter jamie! lils bf and the sweetest man i’ve met so far

@peter-knows-nothing peter ily you know everything

my gfs friends, ily all

@depressed-poets-unite reggieeee

@barty-has-a-blog barty. love getting high w you

@ros1erevan evan, bartys bf

@pandoras-nox pandora my gf-in-law

@strange-love-4evah xeno by bf-in-law

@andy-black-1951 andromeda? idk her rlly

@cissy-n0ble-blck narcissa. idk her either

@sev-snape-potions little shit

@black-never-lestrange psycho shit

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[mxlfoydraco]

this is totally unimportant I just needed to say that it made me So happy seeing your tags on one of my favourite artists (drabsyo) say she's gotten you convinced on cissamione, that's amazing lmao

how can I not!!! look at THIS!! Narcissa having a pretty little gf is already the best but drabsyo’s cissamione is literally magical. i took one look at their art and fell hard and fast🥹❤️

[athena-xox]

Oh my gosh don’t get me started

Emmeline: a couple canonical things to get out of the way first she’s canonically Asian!! (And hot like she’s literally described as majestic) and she also was a part of the first war and died in the second. I hc that she’s ravenclaw same year as the marauders. Very sarcastic I’d say she’s like a mix between lily and reg. Best friends with caradoc dearborn. Secretly a hopeless romantic. Her vibe is smudged sparkly eyeshadow. She joined the ravenclaw quidditch team in fifth year as a chaser. Her friend group consisted of Caradoc, Sybill, Xenophilius, Doris Purkiss and Kingsley. My all time fav ship is emmary but Emm has chemistry with a lot of ppl. She would be such a swiftie her top five albums would be: evermore, midnights, reputation, speak now and folklore.

Amelia: she is canonically broad! You can interpret this how you want but interpret it somehow into your hcs. I hc that she was the middle child of five at adopted. She was Brazilian but her parents were Black and white. She was one year older than the marauders and a hufflepuff. She became a prefect (head girl) and quidditch captain. She was very strict on fair play and would bench her players if they said any shit to the other teams. Overall just an it girl. I ship her with Emma but I can also see her with Hestia, I also like the hc of her being acearo.

Alice: canonically plus size! I see her as totally badass. Gryffindor four years older than the marauders. Was literally so many girls queer awakening or just crush. I definitely don’t hc her whole vibe to be Alice Cullen (guilty as charged). Nobleflower>> but I also really like fralice.

Emma: she was the keeper on the slytherin quidditch team. She went pro. She was really close with Dorcas who was a year younger than her and both her and Cass loved Lucinda Talkalot like a little sister. Latina, her personality is literally just Andi from rebelde. Obviously I love her and Amelia, also her and Hestia though (polyam?) and emlily. Captainflower is just so fcking cute.

Bellatrix: oldest, everyone at school was scared of her. She would enchanted her hair to look like snakes and would always dress up as Medusa for Halloween. Ik canonically she’s ten years older than the marauders but I hc she’s only five. Quillkiller is just top tier, like toxic gfs? Yes please sign me up.

Andy: twins with Bella. Super badass rockstar vibes. Her hair was a bit lighter than Bella’s. She was almost sorted into hufflepuff. I love her and Ted but her and Olivia Gleaves>> it’s basically the same trope just sapphic.

Narcissa: technically Irish twins with Bella and Andy. Four years older than the marauders. Rbf. Honestly more scary than Bella. Was very intimidating on the outside but inside she was very insecure. Naturally black hair. Nobleflower obviously is the best but I also really like the idea of her and Septima Vector?

There’s literally so many more underrated marauders era girls (Ik around 100) and I’ll give hcs for a few more who are popular.

Hestia Jones: I alr mentioned her but I hc that she’s hufflepuff one year older than the marauders and best friends with Amelia. She was kind of reserved and almost sorted into ravenclaw. I hc that she’s Afro Latina.

Aurora Sinistra: oh my. She’s so everything. Four years older than the marauders and ravenclaw. Half blood. Introverted but still had friends.

Lucinda talkalot: I hc she was three years younger than the marauders. Latina fs. My fc is Camilla Mendes and I won’t except any other fc. Little sister to Emma and Cass. ACEARO!!

Sybill Trelawny: she’s so underrated for what? She’s literally so important to the plot like what. I hc that she looks like me (so white and brunette 😭) but I can see her as any race. She’s autistic. It’s canon. She told me. Hopeless hopeless romantic. I really love the idea of her and Lily.

Olivia Gleaves: four years older than the marauders and ravenclaw. Super bubbly and a total gossip. Latina my fc is Andrea Chaparro and it’s the only correct fc!! She’s muggleborn and had a twin brother who was sorted into hufflepuff. Her and Andy (Androlivia)

Septima Vector: NATIVE AMERICAN. the lack of native rep in this fandom is disgusting. Four years older than the marauders and ravenclaw. She didn’t like anyone at hogwarts and was super anti social. But a totally different person with her family. Was so good with kids.

Charity Burbage: controversial opinion? She was not friends with snape. Hufflepuff a year younger than the marauders. She was a transfer from ilvermorny in her fifth year. She was cousins with Septima and native as well (sue me). Was friends with Benjy Fenwick and a lot of other ppl but often caught up in her own world. Activist. Nickname was Cherry.

Bertha Jorkins: canonically plus size!! Ravenclaw four years older than the marauders (if you can’t tell I’m obsessed with the ravenclaws of ‘74) gossip super bubbly. Best friends with Olivia.

can people give me headcanons for any of the girls? not just Mary, Marls, Lily, Pandora or Dorcas, I mean Emmeline, Amelia, Alice, Emma and the Black sisters as well, as long as anyone not listed here.

I want to dive into their characters more, but I'd like a sense of what other people think they're like first

[roonilwazlibimagines]

imagine walburga or narcissa (i think bellatrix would kill her outright lmao) finding out about regulus' muggleborn gf? i think narcissa would keep quiet because she feels like regulus wouldn't go through the entire death eater process only to leave because of a muggleborn. omg how would walburga feel

This literally makes so much sense because in my blurb thing I said snape because I literally couldn’t think of anyone else but this just makes so much sense and I feel so dumb ahahahahahaha

You are right, Bellatrix would just kill her, but Narcissa would keep quiet but also remind him that like he can’t fucking do that...

Wilburga would absolutely lose her shit and Regulus would do anything to make sure she didn’t find out, I feel like maybe if she did he would pretend not to know you or probably insult you ://

[tarmairons]

re: that last hp ask i got

i know i said i wouldn’t be cross-posting my bellamort/dark au/riddle fam headcanons from twitter but i’ve decided to post a lengthy updated masterpost here after all so ENJOY bon apetit 

1. see the thing is that 90% of my hcs can’t be described with words bc they’re just.. feelings.. aesthetics.. vibes.. vague scenarios that make me feel some sort of way… the dark au has a certain Feel and i just stick a bunch of domestic concepts in there and shake it all up and that’s it shshsh

2. disclaimer: im like 75% sure my self indulgent ramblings won’t make sense so sorry about that

3. i was fully serious that one time i said on twitter that voldemort’s no.1 priority after taking over the wizarding world was doing sth about his snace (snake face) so yeah. first things first he’s not as fugly in the dark au. as mentioned previously he just looks like mr. ralph and probably wears ornate haute couture power suits

4. the public doesn’t actually know who the augurey is for YEARS… they know whoever it is is voldemort’s second in command and sure there’s rumors that he has an heir but nobody knows it’s delphi. this way she doesn’t have to be reclusive and hide away, she just lives her life, studies and trains, masters the art of dark magic, hangs around town etc, and no one suspects anything bc who would think this tiny super friendly innocent looking girl is the dark lord’s kid — her identity isn’t revealed until she’s deemed Ready to publicly take up her position. and when she is revealed it’s a Big Moment bc she’s a drama queen and lives for attention

5. delphi is taller than bellatrix

6. speaking of bellatrix. she’s presumed dead after the battle of hogwarts which turns out to be a cool bonus for the dark side. any leftover resistance? she’ll take care of that and they’ll never see her coming. tbh this seems a lot cooler in my head bc movie bellatrix would not be stealthy enough to stay hidden for years she would probs trip over something and accidentally commit arson within a few days. but yeah sneaky assassin sounds sexy. plus to be super honest i imagine bella is a teensy bit more collected than in the films... no shade at helena y’all know i would die for her but there are in fact things i would change about her bella. so yeah for a while the only people who know she’s alive aside from her immediate family are probs rod and the malfoys

7. hm so. the malfoys…. much to think about. narcissa did lie to voldemort’s face during the battle so logically he should have killed her the moment he realized she knew harry was alive all along. but this is a soft dark au so let’s pretend bellatrix was like hey dude don’t kill my sister maybe and voldemort was like k. i mean no harm done, harry potter is properly dead in this universe after all

8. but seriously tho. the only reason voldemort didn’t yeet narcissa into a wall was for bella’s sake. he’s nice like that, he probably promised her at one point that he wouldn’t violently murder her family. peak romance

9. delphi is surprisingly close with both her parents although with voldemort it’s more of a mentor-student relationship than a parent-child one bc he’s Like That. growing up it was always bella who insisted they treat delphi more like a child and less like a weapon and voldemort wasn’t always happy about that bc he’s emotionally constipated and also never had a childhood. also he’s, like, evil. so yes, reminding voldemort that delphi was her daughter too sometimes got bella in trouble bc we all know of voldemort’s superiority issues. but no bella didn’t stop insisting that delphi deserved an actual childhood and in the end they compromised like functional adults and delphi turned out pretty well for someone raised by 2 of the most terrifying people alive

10. but yeah that’s not to say voldemort and kid delphi never had soft moments. they did. he even picked her up every once in a while. everyone was surprised, bella most of all. she probably cried in the bathroom later bc the softness overwhelmed her. i’m not sure if i mean that in a sarcastic shitpost kind of way or if she was really moved to tears. y’all decide for yourselves

11. delphi looks very very much like bella but she has tom riddley eyes.. so dark they’re nearly black. and soulless. maybe they even flash red when she’s enraged. and she has very aristocratic very controlled tom riddley mannerisms. it’s not until you piss her off and she goes off the rails that the bella side of her personality kicks in

12. delphi gets along really well with the malfoys (except lucius. she thinks he’s pathetic and likes to tease him. in a friendly way but it’s still harsh. she gets that from her mom) esp scorp. scorp thinks this makes him cool at school bc he gets to fist bump the augurey and not get murdered for it

13. speaking of hogwarts. umbridge is scared shitless of delphi and it’s always a school-wide spectacle when the augurey drops by unexpectedly on official business and umbridge starts stuttering and quivering. scorp sometimes makes a point to approach umbridge and delphi when they’re talking and act all chummy-chummy with his cousin just to make himself look powerful and Cool in front of umbridge and the other students

14. i still don’t know whether voldemort would call delphi ‘delphini’ or just ‘delphi’… i imagine he’s a strict stick-up-his-ass kinda father but who knows. he does call bellatrix ‘bella’ but that’s different i guess

15. but THEN AGAIN he does have a gigantic soft spot for delphi too. maybe he slips up every so often and calls her delphi. i’m literally making this shit up as i go along i’m just smashing my mf keyboard and occasionally glancing at my messy hcs notebook. I TOLD YALL i don’t have solid hcs i just have VIBES and AESTHETICS. the only way you’ll get specific hcs out of me is if you ask very specific questions

16. weirdest brotp is delphi and rodolphus. nobody knows where that came from but they get along so well and it confuses everybody

17. we been knew that bella is batshit crazy and criminally insane or whatever but against all odds she is a surprisingly good mother. she’s always been soft for family (narcissa etc) so it makes sense that she would legit die for delphi. they have this super casual bantery relationship YALL GET ME bella is so proud of delphi she’s literally that “my little baby off to destroy people” meme!!! honestly mother-daughter relationships are my goddamn weakness i would die for the two of them

18. delphi has a gf (underdeveloped oc time!) who, for the longest time, doesn’t know who she is dating bc delphi is obviously not allowed to say. she finds out the truth eventually and she is properly freaked out for a very very long time. and since all of these hcs are stupidly soft we’re just gonna keep making them softer: the gf is terrified of delphi’s parents at first (obvs) but they’re both extremely fond of her (well, bella is, voldemort probs doesn’t care all that much about who delphi is dating so long as she’s not of subpar blood status or secretly spying for the opposition ya know. as long as delphi trusts her he does too)

19. no but really voldemort trusts delphi and bella implicitly. with delphi it’s bc he raised her and he trusts her to be loyal bc she knows no other way, she was meant to be an extension of his power etc. but with bella it’s something he learns over time, to trust her judgement bc despite her many many flaws she’s very perceptive and usually right

20. voldemort probably makes more horcruxes. still haven’t decided how this ties in with the fact that he’s now safely immortal again and neither delphi nor bella are. who knows maybe they all do the do and split their souls. much to think about. feel free to send ur thots and ideas my way

21. ya know im basic and always on my bellamort bs and therefore: as the years go by voldemort warms up to bella. not that he wasn’t already extremely fond of her before but he kicks it up a notch. i mean, he’s already taken over the world so it’s high time to start experimenting with other wilder things like Feelings. 80/90 years old isn’t too late to experience Love or whatever. might as well wake up one day and realize you’re completely and utterly in love with the woman you’ve spent the last 50+ years with whew. LIKE to be fair bella knows him better than anyone — they understand each other, they’re familiar with each other’s likes, dislikes, mannerisms, nervous tics etc etc. let’s be real it freaked voldemort out at first, being vulnerable to any degree (not that he let it show) but it just became so easy to tell her things that it became a natural thing to do. and obvs he trusts her to keep everything between them and never judge him for anything so that’s sweet

22. y’all keep asking me for domestic hcs but what can i possibly say?? imagine literally any domestic scenario ever and just think bellamort and i’ve probably imagined that same scenario before. except its sexier bc the world is dark and evil and they live in a dark gloomy super fancy manor. so we have these 2 goths right but they’re in love but in that casual familiar way YALL GET ME and sometimes they even drink coffee together in the mornings or like. do that thing where Person A returns from work late at night and its dark and raining and Person B is already home just chilling and they don’t even have to talk they just go about their nighttime routine but it’s soft and familiar and COMFORTABLE. i clearly dont have enough softness in my life i just. love domestic scenarios bye

23. i forgot everything else i wanted to write bc i got distracted by domesticity. im also thinking about how voldemort absolutely despises the thought of any pda but he’ll take bella by the wrist in public every so often when he wants to get her attention, or like. put his hand on her back. small things but oh so soft

24. hhhh okay i have a LOT to say about the power fam’s fashion choices but it’s hard to explain without pictures. i have a wholeass ppt presentation but i’m not about to upload 20+ slides to tumblr. but i seriously was not kidding when i said voldemort wears fancy suits and yes i have references. meanwhile delphi is a fan of feathers but mostly goes with lowkey military-style outfits.. she’s practical yet ostentatious. bella sticks to a conservative yet undeniably sexy selection of evil looking dresses.. i should make all of these into pinterest boards hmm

25. controversial opinion but i think delphi knows she and voldemort are half bloods. so does bella but that’s a whole other story, she been knew. anyhow yeah delphi was told the truth bc it was better for her to find out from the source rather than hear rumors from the opposition and begin to distrust the foundations of voldemort’s whole empire and voldemort himself

26. i used to absolutely hate fics where bella would eventually call voldemort by his name but now im like FUCK THAT we don’t do guilty pleasures anymore we just stan ridiculous things and that’s that. one day voldemort had a Thought (shocking, i know) and was like. Hm so we have a wholeass child and we’re basically married maybe bella shouldn’t have to call me My Lord for the rest of her life. BUT ONLY IN PRIVATE. THATS BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM it’s nobody’s business. It Is Nobody’s Business

27. speaking of marriage. bella and rod got divorced a few years after the battle. it was just a formality tho let’s be real. they remained very close friends tho!!!!!!!! i think that’s an unpopular opinion among bellamort stans but i genuinely believe bella and rod were always close the way best friends or family are ya know. rod really loves bella but as long as she’s happy he’s happy even if it means her fucking the dark lord on the reg or whatever

28. going back to #6 — when the public finally finds out that bella’s alive they obviously start to wonder about her and voldemort and connect the dots re: delphi etc but nobody ever gets any concrete answers bc there’s never any public pda.. any sort of affection is limited to when it’s just the two of them. and obviously it’s not like voldemort gossips about his private life in tabloid interviews or whatnot. ALSO the whole Bella Is Alive reveal isn’t nearly as dramatic as delphi’s big moment.. it’s more discreet and insidious in that way it implies that she was there hiding in plain sight all along. and if the ministry can keep sth this big a secret, what else are they hiding.. ah classic intimidation tactics of an authoritarian regime

29. i dont think this is ever stated in the CC but in terms of politics and bureaucracy i imagine voldemort has a fancy office in the ministry and spends 99% of his time there and rarely spends any time out and about. he’s almost never seen by anyone, rarely attends events etc. delphi’s the one who handles the day to day shit in the wizarding world. she’s like.. the public relations manager.. between the public and voldemort

30. bella is of similar status within the ministry but that’s just bc people are scared shitless of her. she doesn’t actually hold any political power and she most certainly does not want to, that is not her area of expertise at all

31. delphi is dangerously powerful and i think that’s really sexy of her

32. re: #21 it’s like. as voldemort warms up to bella, she in turn chillaxes a bit with the whole blind devotion thing and becomes bolder with him like. she’ll outright question his decisions or tell him what he should do, make judgement calls etc. and it becomes a regular thing.. turns into this casual companionship ya feel.. i won’t say they become equals bc that’s just unrealistic but he certainly stops treating her like his inferior. he recognizes her value and i daresay her authority and stops treating her like shit all the time Wow Romance Is Alive!! (this sounds like some sort of “douche fuckboi changes for his poor mistreated love interest” schtick but it’s really not that bc they’re both monstrous people who do not deserve any pity so jot that down. they’re horrible and they deserve each other and they eventually do make it work and i am so so happy for them)

33. it is never outright stated that voldemort can’t love. jkr has said that he doesn’t understand love and that it’s just symbolism!!! that he’s the child of a loveless union and grew up without knowing love!!! BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN HE PHYSICALLY CANNOT LOVE thanks for coming 2 my ted talk. i wasn’t aware of this until a few months ago and i was thrilled to find out my soft hcs are not entirely ooc after all

34. THE POINT IS. THEY ARE A SEMI-FUNCTIONAL FAMILY and i just really love soft domestic scenarios so sorry jkr but the dark au is the only canon now and it belongs to me. everybody has feelings and everything is soft. i’d like to pitch an idea for a kuwtk style reality show but it’s these 3 sociopaths under one roof navigating family life and wizarding world politics

35. to finish i’d like to apologize for downplaying the fact that all 3 of the people i woobified in this post are psychotic murderers and tyrants etc

—— i’ll be updating this if/when i remember anything i forgot AND ALSO send me ur thoughts and comments and constructive criticism etc pls pls pls 

—— follow me on twitter and also curiouscat bc i get a scary amount of q’s about voldemort’s sex life thank you and goodbye

edits:

36. in this household we stan dark haired delphi. no i will not be taking any criticism regarding this particular fact

37. bella and voldemort never get married. obviously, because that’s a disgustingly romantic and pointless thing to do. it’s sentimental and unnecessary (well, voldemort thinks so, bella might just disagree but she’s not about to force his hand) BUT that’s not to say they’re not basically an old married couple anyway. AND as much as voldemort thinks love is weakness or whatever he knows this, that they’re about as close as two people can get. SO if he just so happens to gift her a ring.. well it’s a purely symbolic gesture but the implication is definitely there

38. it’s the horcrux ring. he trusts her that much. m y  h e a r t