#napoleonic shit posting

[makeyourownhistory]

Most tragic twink death of all times

[bunniesandbeheadings]

Saint just could’ve stopped napoleon (with virtue)

But thermidorians, aka future members of the directory, stopped Saint just (with thermidor)

But napoleon, he got rid of the directory (with a coup)

I propose we change the name of rock, paper, scissors to: Saint Just, Directory, Napoleon. I will not take any questions.

[credo--ergo-sum]

A little overworked berthier for inbetween

[differentprincedinosaur]

Day six December challenge explained: memes

Recreate meme. Draw memes. Be the meme.

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

POV: me, scheming about how much Marmont content I will release upon the unsuspecting Napoleonic community

[sanotherhplaceitonhidey]

Bro...mance?

[very-uncorrect]

the tcc would have fucking loved sock if he was real

[empirearchives]

I really hate that every time I google Duroc, a friggin pig is what pops up.

I want to see this:

But I end up seeing this:

[heytheredeann]

WIP Game(s)

I was tagged by @justabigoldnerd @yallwildinrn @cha-melodius @nicijones and @pippinoftheshire to do WIP Wednesday and Seven Sentence Sunday, but I hadn't been writing much of anything LOL. I did manage to get something down so here's a snippet! (obviously it's neither Wednesday nor Sunday, I figured that would be the fairest solution loooooool)

In the beginning, after he discovered his predicament, he was relieved. He thought that maybe it was a gift, that maybe he’d better start sending a few prayers up there, because surely someone is looking out for him and trying to make sure that he doesn’t die at the beck and call of the CIA—months later, when he found himself bound and helpless, just a sack of meat to cut through looking for information, he realized that there are fates much worse than death. (He got out with little more than scratches, yet for weeks his nights were plagued by hands holding him down, knives slicing through him, echoes of the human experimentation conducted during the war. The nightmares dissipated in time, but they never disappeared completely.)

It's new fic for the Immortal Napoleon series, it got a little dark and it's still a very first draft, but it's SOMETHING

Tagging anyone who wants to share a snippet, I am so late that I don't know if there's anyone left that wants to looool

[flowwochair]

,,,,, it was just a shitpost?

adding to this: this post was by @bunniesandbeheadings btw not only is this not long after an incident where hoards of ppl tried to accuse me of being a misogynist over some other shitpost that made me extremely paranoid, again, I HAVE AM A PARANOID PERSON!!! READ MY BIO BEFORE YOU REBLOG SOME RANDOM SHITPOST OF MINE SAYING SERIOUS SHIT LIKE THIS OTHERWISE I WILL READ IT AS YOU TRYING TO PIN ME FOR SOMETHING!!! this made me extremely uncomfortable regardless of whether they were trying to pile me in as a "bonapartist" (which I am NOT) or not, I am a paranoid person, please don't interact with me like this

[eleccy]

(biggest aai (investigations 2) spoilers possible DON'T read unless you have finished the second game)

god damn it, if paul halique wasn't such a greedy asshole and needed to make a gazillion dollars selling the stupid ultimate cookbook, then he never would've entered the baking contest and tried to rig it, and if he never tried to rig it then he wouldn't have told his son bronco to put simeon saint in that car, and if he hadn't done that then simeon would've been there to help his dad with the taste testing, and if he'd done that then his dad gusto would've felt more confident that he could win and he wouldn't have had to go take pictures of that cookbook, and if he hadn't done that then he never would've killed paul halique, and if paul halique hadn't been killed then the is-7 trial wouldn't have happened, and if the is-7 trial never happened then samson tangaroa never would've been falsely accused and he could've stayed with his daughter judy forever and ever, and ALSO if the is-7 trials never happened, then gregory probably wouldn't have been in court on that day and he wouldn't have taken the elevator and gotten shot and dl-6 never would've happened, and miles would get to grow up with a father and phoenix would never have become a lawyer and if phoenix never became a lawyer, then the whole damn series could've been the adventures of kristoph gavin and apollo justice at gavin law offices and there would be no reason for drew misham or zak gramarye to be killed or for vera misham to ever be poisoned and it would've been GREAT.

so basically, FUCK PAUL HALIQUE WORST SCULPTOR OF ALL TIME

[credo--ergo-sum]

I completly forgot to share the coloured Version of this one

[ratt-fried-this-pasta]

Napoleon collecting dudes named Jean like they're pokemon

551 guys named Jean, 319 guys named Louis, 163 Charleses, 291 Josephs, 152 Jacqueses & 256 Pierres

Jean, Louis, Charles, Joseph, Jacques, Pierre. Long ago the 6 nations lived in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Jean nation attacked. Only Napoleon Bonaparte, master of all six elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he was exiled

[algumaideia]

People were very lucky Raskolnikov didn't have to deal with period cramps (worsened by endometriosis), man could have been way more delusional

[coquelicoq]

i have finished the first part (of five) of les misérables! that's the good news. the bad news is that i now have to read the second part, which opens with a 70-page section entitled "waterloo". like babe i do not know what ANY of these nouns are though. i'm getting that there was a battle at which lots of people died horribly (as often happens in battles) and we are now describing the battleground thirty years later. okay so are we gonna do this for the whole 70 pages or...

[winter-hoof]

We need to bring back this style of interior design

Stop flipping houses and making everything white & gray. We need things to be outdated and for wood paneling to be everywhere again