#hes so ugly te-he-he 🤭

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

POV: me, scheming about how much Marmont content I will release upon the unsuspecting Napoleonic community

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader x Son : Instagram AU

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ezharlow Boston 📍 anything fun to do here?

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jackharlow We’re here for work, what do you mean fun????

ezharlow No, you’re here for work. I just came for the free ride.

yourusername Ezequiel 🤦🏻‍♀️

alizemiaharlow You’re ugly.

ezharlow Your father!

alizemiaharlow 😳

cassiewyatt LMAAAOOOO tio Jack is going to slap him upside the head.

ezharlow He already did 🙄 thanks

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ezharlow Someone come get this old man, he doesn’t know how to act at his old age!!!!!

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yourusername He’s not old, deja a tu papá, stop making fun of my husband!!!!!

ezharlow Mom, why are you always defending him?

yourusername Because he’s my man and I’m gonna stick besides him 🫶🏼🤞🏼

jackharlow That’s right!!!!!!! Ez, is time to give up, she’ll never leave me!!!!

ezharlow Yeah, I’m starting to realize that!!!!

user Im wondering if this is their regular bickering father-son thing or Ez grew up hating Jack 🤔

user Right? He’s always coming for his neck in the comments.

ezharlow I’m sorry you can’t joke around with your dad. Leave your daddy issues away from my dad and me.

cassiewyatt *cries in daddy issues*

urbanwyatt Come again?

cassiewyatt No not me, them!!!!!

alizemiaharlow 😭😭😭😭😭

user Cass you sure you don’t have daddy issues? Since your parents divorced at a young age and Urban left you?

cassiewyatt Lmaooo, no I don’t have daddy issues. I’m well aware of my parents history, since I lived it. My dad never left me, nor my mom, what you failed to see was that I was always with both of them unless they had to work. They both were very hands on during my childhood, so don’t worry about me and my issues, because I might have a lot of them, but daddy issues or mommy issues aren’t one or two of them 😘

ezharlow What you’re not about to do is come for my family under my posts. This is why I barley even do social media. You “fans” feel entitled to my parents and to my uncle, it’s annoying. So consider yourself blocked.

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ezharlow My best friend for life 😊🤞🏼 throwback with momma ❤️

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yourusername My baby boy 🥺 extraño cuando estabas así de chiquito 😩 te amo.

ezharlow Te amo momma ❤️

alizemiaharlow Mommy’s boy at it’s finest 😂

ezharlow Sure am and what about it?

yourbestiename I took these 😩 you were the cutest little boy ever!!!!!!! Always wanting to be next to your mom.

jackharlow He still does with his annoying ass

yourusername 😭😭😭😭😭

ezharlow Why are you whining? We’ve come to a realization that she will always pick you over me 🙄

jackharlow You finally get it 😂🤭

yourusername Aht aht 👎🏼 I take no sides

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ezharlow Fit of the day 🤞🏼

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cassiewyatt I need to get you in the bedroom fits page asap!!!

urbanwyatt Uhhh nooo. I handed that over to you for YOUR fits, not his!!!

ezharlow You’re so jealous

urbanwyatt Of you kid? Never!!!!!!

alizemiaharlow 🔥 🔥

jackharlow You’re welcome 🙄

ezharlow For what exactly?

jackharlow You got good style because of me.

ezharlow OHHH OKAAYYY OLD MAN

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ezharlow They’re apart for a week and my mom somehow can’t find a chair to sit on 🙄. Side note, the little demon spawns are growing and I know I joke a lot, but I’m excited to be a big brother!

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yourusername What do you mean? Your father is my chair, my favorite chair at that 🤭

jackharlow 😋 😋

ezharlow Oh come on 😡 keep the nasty off my page.

alizemiaharlow You’re finally able to say you’re a big brother 🙌🏼 😭

ezharlow Now can you stop calling me little brother all the time? It’s annoying.

alizemiaharlow No because that’s what you are tonto.

cassiewyatt They’re the cutest 🥺 excited for the twins to get here 😭

druski They’ve always been annoying, I would’ve of thought after many years they would’ve gotten sick of each other 🙄 🤮

ezharlow I’m only allowed to come for them and make fun of them, you? Not so much so leave them alone.

jackharlow 😂🙌🏼

allabouttheharlows You’ve been really active on social media this week. Love that.

ezharlow You’ll have to thank my dad for that. For someone who hated being on social media himself, he’s schooling me about being active.

allabouttheharlows Thank you dad jackharlow 🤭🤭🤭🤭😊😊😊😊

jackharlow Lmao

user so is Ez single????

jackharlow Good question….. he did get lots of girls numbers while on our trip.

selenosunni left and right talking about “call me sometime sexy”

cozane When a girl handed Jack a paper and he didn’t want to get it but once she said it was for EZ 😭😭😭😭😭 Jacks entire face changed Lmaoo

shloob EZ SHOW ME YOUR WAYS!!!!!

ezharlow It’s that Harlow blood

jackharlow So which girl are you going to call?

yourusername JACKMAN!!!!!!!

jackharlow I’m curious that’s all, don’t you want to know who your future daughter in law would be? Get to know her? Or are you going to scare every girl away?

yourusername He’s not allowed to go to work trips with any of you anymore.

yourusername Bye, don’t make me out to be a toxic mom, I’m more than excited to see who my babies end up with, but all in good timing. NO RUSH YOU HEAR ME KIDS!!!!!!?????

ezharlow LMAAAOOO

alizemiaharlow Welcome to my world!!!!!!!!!!

ezharlow I don’t like your world!!!!!

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[chiquititaosita]

Latina s/o calling Sanji Spanish pet names

post type: headcanon

pairing: sanji x latina reader

- just imagine calling sanji papas and watch how blushes like 🫣🤭😨😳😩😫🤩😵🥴😵

“Aye papacito lindo.”

- girl he will be in a love shock coma.

- or even if you just tell coo to him in Spanish, and admire him he’s going to be all like

“She loves me 🫠🫠😩😩😩”

- No but calling Sanji PAPI CHULO OMFG THAT GETS HIM GOING

- There’s this one time sanji asked if he could learn to make tamales and flan like omg your eyes sparkled so much

“Am I doing this right my Angel?”

-“Si, you’re scooping it the right amount! you’re so adorable mi sanjito lindo.” Pinching his cheeks

-he’s gonna be pass out, and nosebleed on the floor.

- but sanjito is the one pet name that makes him feel special, and it’s a nickname specifically given to him and created for him by you his corazón 😩❤️

- if you’re yelling at someone or anything. He’s gonna be turned on. I swear idk what it is but he’s gonna get hard.

-“TE QUIDADO CABRONA!! YOU’LL PAY WITH YOUR LIFE!”

-“y/n-chan it’s okay-!”

-“No I’m not letting it slide! GET YOUR PINCHE ESUKINLA ASS OVER HERE!”

-“¡¿YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT TO MY MAN WHEN HE DID NOTHING BUT BE NICE TO YOU?!” the fact you beat a girls ass because she was giving him a stink eye. and slammed her man on the ground too, never underestimate the power of La chancla.

-Sanji having sex with you calling him papi, and saying Dios mío is going to make him go rougher on you. Just the way you want to rile him up.

-“I-I’m sorry mon amour-“

-“No, I haven’t came yet yo quiero más” BITCH YOURE GONNA RIDE HIM. WEAR HIM OUT!

- MAKE HIM GO GRA GRA GRA animalística y male verga wey

-make him go dominant and mean with you (just a little bit) eres un poquito

-he’ll hug you from behind when you’re cooking. “Que haciendo? Sanji?”

-“oh not much…just admiring how my beautiful love is while she’s cooking right in front of me.”

-he loves to make you laugh and be comfortable with him, he’s gonna do everything in his power just to hear your voice, your ugly screaming laugh when you’re realizing shit. To the sounds of your whimpers of when he breeds the fuck out of you.

-he loves that you’re loyal to him and so kind and gentle, but also putting man’s in his place, giving him the love he’s never even received before since his mother passed away

-“Y/n I love you!”

-“amor you already told me ten times today.”

-“yes but I can’t stop loving you, so I must say it to you until our next life.”

[karebear923]

PIT BABE EPISODE 9 IS THE ONE!!!

The one with the specific scene that got me LOOKING™️ 👀 and got me a new friend in @buckystilinski ☺️ and got me to watch this show in the first place!!!

But before we even get to that, damn this episode was A LOT!! So much happened in less than an hour that my head is spinning!!

North and Sonic continue to be cute together ☺️ look at North saying he’d risk it all!! And smiling for Sonic like he did!! 🥰

Omg I freaking love AlanJeff, the ‘old man’ was so shy asking for dating advice from his crush’s brother! 🤭 my second couple syndrome’s coming back in full force!!

But OHMYGOD I FORGOT JEFF WAS KIDNAPPED!!! That’s why he didn’t answer any texts!! 😱😭 But he’s so smart he freed himself! He don’t need no saving! 👏🏽😎 So everyone was all whatever about it I guess lol 🤷🏽‍♀️ he’s fine guys he just needs a new phone cause he didn’t have time to pick his up on the way out 😅

And they flirted so tentatively, my heart! 🥰 Alan is shy but Jeff is like “let’s make this future vision happen now!”

Wait I thought we established that Babe is not an enigma? Or did Pete just mean that they’re similar cause they’re both Daddy’s Boys™️? (I think I’m funny 😅)

¿¡QUE TE DIJE!? I freaking called it!! Güey is the enigma!! How freaking dare he betray everyone!! (I probably already knew this and just don’t remember being spoiled for it lol)

(Also don’t come for me, this is kinda hot 🙈)

See, this right here!! He says he wants what’s best for everyone but really he’s only thinking about himself! He’s selfish and he wants to have Babe and he doesn’t think about anyone else, including Babe! If he truly loved him he’d want what’s best for him! His love morphed into an ugly obsesión and now he’s hurt the one he cares about the most.

Me, knowing full well Charlie did trick everyone by hiding that he’s also a Daddy’s Boy™️ and he’s gonna trick everyone again with his fake death:

😗☕️

And now we finally get to The Main Event™️

(^this part was my favorite 🤭😉)

I mean, what else can I say about this scene that hasn’t already been said? It is *chef’s kiss* levels of good! The way Babe is so blissed out with pleasure!! The way Charlie looks at their reflection in such a sexily possessive way!! Ughhh!!! I completely fell under it’s spell back then and seeing it fully in context now did not disappoint either!! Ahhh that’s hot!!

Completely forgot everything that happened before and didn’t pay attention to the next episode preview, I got stuck in this moment 🤤

[nattinatalia]

Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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jackharlow She’s always surprising me when I’m away, it was my turn. I love watching her perform 🤪 that’s all mine right there.

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yourusername Bubs 🥺 te amo 🫶🏻 best surprise ever!!!!!

jackharlow I love you mamas

urbanwyatt 🙄 You trying to pull this off was stressing me the fuck out. Never again.

jackharlow What do you even mean? It was so easy.

urbanwyatt EASY? EASY MY ASS. You were calling her non stop and then Mia was about to spoil it too 🤦🏼‍♂️

yourusername Leave my babies alone Urby

urbanwyatt Woman, can you stick with the surprises? Because your husband sucks.

jackharlow Only because I hate keeping things from her.

g_eazy I love watching her perform too 🥵

cozane Here his bitch ass comes 🙄 🖕🏻

yourbestiename Why hasn’t he been blocked yet?

nemoachida Or dropped ?

jackharlow It’s coming

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yourusername Husband and princess surprised little man and me 🥺 nothing beats being with my family 🤎🤎🤎🤎 it was a pizza 🍕 date.

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jackharlow I love you baby 😘 💜

yourusername Te amo, for life 🤞🏼🤎

urbanwyatt Not you acting like I’m not here with y’all too, like who took the picture of you and Jack?

yourusername 😬 oops, my bad lmaooo. You know I love you 🫶🏻

urbanwyatt I left my wife and daughter to come help him and you can’t even post me 💔

yourusername I’m not about to post you when you stay using that ugly ass filters 🙄 but fine, I’ll make a separate post only for you.

jackharlow 💀 😭😭😭😭

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yourusername Since he was tripping that I didn’t post him in my previous post. Here he goes. Thank you Urby for helping and joining my husband to come and surprise me. Ily 😘

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jackharlow BABE 😭😭😭

yourusername Yes husband of mines? 🤭 😇

cozane LMAO STOP 😭😭😭😬💀

claybornharlow Sister 😭😭 I’m dying man

yourusername 🤪🤪🤪

yourbestiename BITCH I CAN’T LMAO

yourbestiename Me estoy miando de la risa cabrona

yourusername 😭😭😭😭😭 shout out urbanwyattupdates for these pics lmao

urbanwyatt I HATE YOU

urbanwyatt NO I REALLY DO

urbanwyatt YOU PLAY TOO MUCH

urbanwyatt 🙄🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

druski2funnny HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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