#like im not complaining 😈

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

POV: me, scheming about how much Marmont content I will release upon the unsuspecting Napoleonic community

[movingthisblogcelestialtarot11]

Their naughty thoughts of you 🐚🙊

I most definitely am not apologizing for making this post 😤we all get a lil freaky sometimes. Anyway hope ya’ll enjoy! Feel free to like comment and reblog. 18+

divider creds: @fairytopea

Pile 1: Welcome my little friend 😈 anyway ya’ll this is cute. My fluffy and sweet pile. They wanna see you self pleasure and you probably smell really good, so they really like that. They wanna see you dripped out in lingerie, or anything that makes you feel confident and just touch yourself in front of them. There’s something about that fantasy that gets them going. And they also fantasize about cuddling you, definitely have a praise kink 🙊 I am calling this person out—they’re like a teddy bear in bed and they do wanna be close to you as physically as they can. This person would romance you first 😮‍💨 and then get dirty. They care about feelings soo, booty call with feelings kinda vibe 🥺 and they also won’t hesitate to give you water whilst they’re doing you, like “hey you need some of this?” 😭 helpp. They’re funny too. I feel like even in bed they fantasize about awkward cute moments between ya’ll. This is making me gush they are cute lol. Yall could never dating or haven’t done sexual stuff yet, but they definitely think about owning your heart first and worshipping you as you are! They’d take their time and kiss everywhere and make sure you’re all comfortable in bed or where else ya’ll prefer doing the dirty 😭 I also feel like they fantasize about making you cry their name and have you be an emotional mess (in a good way) from all the pleasure. Whoo. Pile 1. There you have it 👀 a lil something spicy. Hope yall enjoyed and feel free to like comment and reblog 🤍

Pile 2: My god pile 2 is it me or is the tension hot on both sides 😭 the person you’re asking about and you. I feel like both of yall have such strong vivid imaginations and wild ideas. I heard it goes both ways, so its not one person if you need confirmation. I feel like your person idolizes you, I heard maneater so they definitely see you as someone to worship. And not just anyone but a divine being. I feel like they wanna do everything right by you—even if it means being submissive to you. They’d fall to their knees for you 😤 this is the kinda energy they’re bringing!! And we’re not complaining 🥺 love to see it. I feel they fantasize about kissing messily, grabbing each other up and pressing everywhere. And fingering, lots of exploring. They wanna feel all the juices everywhere. And I think they fantasize about blowjobs, or at least having their fluids in your mouth. They just want to see the visual of it and replay it over and over. They fantasize about sitting in a chair whilst your between their legs, and they succumb to your touch. Like you’re just their devouring them and they have no choice but to take it 😭 maneater vibes fr. And I also feel like they’re kinda shy about their fantasies which makes it cuter but they want it. They want it to happen. I think they hide it a lot from you and put on a stoic face but deep down they cant ignore their freak!! Their freak is calling them 😩 “is somebody gonna match my freak” help. Its playing in my head 😭 anyway pile 2 yall get a room and get it on or something, hope yall liked this. Feel free to like and comment and reblog 🥰

Pile 3: hey guys, what is this? Damsel in distress fantasy? 😭 guys I feel like your person has a fantasy where you come running to them and you just want in on their world. Like consumed by all their pleasure and wanting only them. Its giving they want you to be hooked and obsessed on their energy, and the way they do you. They want you coming back for more. I have no idea if anyone here is into threesomes—someone here likes that. Also getting high or drinking alcohol might be something they fantasize about. It’s also giving daddy kink like ddlg, I picked up on. I heard pet play too. Im not judging just writing whatever spirit is telling me ☕️ I feel like they dream about you joining their sex filled world. Like this person could be experienced and they fantasize about showing you all the things they know and teaching you—and its like this thing where they help you reach your release because they know your body. They know where to touch and please you. I don’t know if some of yall never had sex before, but I’m picking that vibe too. I feel like this person is possessive of you in bed and only wants your attention on them. They want you completely focused on them. Geez this is intense! 😮‍💨 it’s giving Scorpio and strong mars energy. Maybe they have a lot of mars aspects or placement in their chart. But either way—they have lots of stamina. Strong bdsm vibes. And they want to spend lots of time doing foreplay to draw it out before finally giving in. Only when you’re comfortable. Like I see a feather being trailed down your spine and teasing you—this person KNOWS. Anyway yall, be safe always & at your discretion, have fun 😈 hope yall liked! Feel free to like comment and reblog to help this blog grow.

Thank yall sm for reading! Definitely bringing in that nsfw vibe 😈 hope yall enjoyed the freakiness. 18+ only 👀

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Paid readings 🤍

[1yr4sp10d3]

hellohello girl your mark post was just UGH😫😫 yes had me thinking about it for DAYYSSSS then my acc got randomly deleted thats neither here nor there!!

your honor, if i may be freaky on record and request some mark smut where the reader is busy, homework/work work or like hero work wtvr and mark is just so in love and so needy and SUCH a nuisance and maybe reader’s a lil mean so she gives him her free hand and says go wild

i just know mans would not hesitate popping fingers in his mouth until they’re pruney *the jury gasps*

a/n: sorry this took so long i’ve just been busy with gymnastics practice and homework and stuff with school, and im on spring break now so im free but i have to clean my eoom so my friend can come over on thursday so we can go to the beach and have a sleepover 😟 so im putting off cleaning by writing a bunch of asks in my inbox 😭

You were sat on your bed, back propped on the headboard, working on some homework you needed to finish up on. Mark was laying on his tummy towards the foot of the bed, on his phone, sighing loudly every once in a while when you weren’t paying attention to him.

After a bit, you turn to look at him with an unimpressed look on your face. “What do you want?” You ask, annoyed by his silent complaining. He just shrugs slightly, having the nerve to play dumb.

“I dunno.” He says, staring at you with those wide puppy eyes, like you’d hung the moon and the stars just for him. Your face scrunches up.

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“Like what?”

You side eye him.

“Like you’re about to cum in your pants from me just looking at you.” You say, shaking your head in mock disappointment. His face flushes and he splutters indignantly.

“Am not!” You just roll your eyes. “Yeah, okay. Get over here.” You say, snapping your fingers and to the spot next to you, on the side that you weren’t using to write. He automatically put his phone down, crawling across the bed to you.

He settles next to you, curling into your side and resting his head on your shoulder, peering up at you. Big brown puppy eyes staring up at you pleadingly, and you coo, placing a hand in his lap.

“Oh, you poor thing.” You murmur mockingly as you feel the tent in his sweatpants. How long had he been sitting here, suffering silently? Probably a while, if the damp patch in his sweats was anything to go by.

“There you go, baby. Is this what you needed?” You ask, smiling as he nods his head and presses his face into your shoulder.

You gently help him push down his sweats, humming as his cock springs free, hand and leaking, the tip flushed an angry red.

You wrap your hand around him, listening to him let out a small little noise. You thumb at his tip for a moment, pushing around the slick precum that had built up before loosely wrapping your hand around him, smiling gently at him.

“There you go, baby. Take what you need.”

He lifts his hips up, shallowly thrusting into your hand until he cums all over himself. It didn’t take him long, since he was already so worked up and sensitive. He cums with a whiny moan his eyes rolling back slightly as he presses his face into your shoulder, his hips giving a few more shallow thrusts.

You pull your attention away from your work fully for the first time, coping and pushing his hair from his forehead.

“Poor thing.” You say teasingly, taking in his wrecked appearance, giving him a kiss on the forehead before letting him curl up into your side.

a/n: can you tell i have NO idea how to end this stuff? Also, sorry if you can tell i kind of like not unmotivated but like idk how else to describe it. this did kinda give me inspo for another freaky mark fic 😈😈 kinda like this but leg humping 😈 not foot stuff!!! i don’t like that. but leg stuff. i hope im not the only person who thinks its kinda hot 😈😈

[lynnie-s3all]

forsaken cast x reader w spilt personalities :3

like one is every expressive and emotional and the other is just. monotone.

if u dont wanna do the whole cast then, 2time,chance,shedletsky (and maybe mafioso :333 ((ik hes from dream game ijdc c: ))

(if u want to) reader is a bottom 😈

im kind of a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

-🌀🍀 anon

Did you know that i happen to have this in real life too anon? I mean, sure. I'm making it short cause I'm brain dead.

As for usual, I'm splitting these into parts.

Forsaken Casts x split personality reader

Tumblr stop making me have fame.

Elliot overall noticed that you have 2 moods, happy excited and very energetic and at when night time struck in, tired.

He doesn't mind actually. He can listen to you all day rambling about stupid stuff, and when the other mood comes in, he just feel like he needed the urge to hug and cuddle with you on the bed

Elliot thinks you look adorable when you're monotone mood kicks in. It's like peace and quiet for him. Bt still a bit annoying that you didn't really talk much during those hours.

Like you would just reply with like: "oh, okay." , "mhm.." Really dry. Even when he's complaining about work.

He still loves you anyway <3

This chicken dude.

He likes hearing you talk about anything, and he will also talk about his whole day too.

Sometimes in several minutes you just zoned out for a minute or two and he was puzzled for a bit. So he tried to hit you by the back amd ask if you we're okay

Well you told him you were fine, you just tell him that sometimes you randomly have no thoughts in your head and just tried to think about what topic to talk.

Okay now this doesn't feel right because isn't reader supposed to be monotone in 2 seperate personalities?

Definitely. Alright I don't want to continue talking about him.

UNHINGED MF. Okay definitely reminded them of AZURE-

I'm joking, who says I'm letting them remind you as Azure.

Okay energetic reader, I'm pretty sure they're chilling listening to you about our day and then your mood went so dry to the point that they look at you like you're dead from the inside.

They thought you're planning to kill with that dead expression, guess not.

Maybe you are. They're just not sure about it and they gave you their dagger and that mood went into confusion on your face.

Well okay spawn believer, if you really want reader to go kill someone then sure.

ALRIGHT THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THE ACTUAL PLOT OF THE WHOLE HEADCANON ANYMORE PLS FORGIVE ME-

[serxinns]

idk if u do angst or not but i love me so good angst so if u dont mind can u do some kiribaku x reader angst plz i would love that thx like they cooking for kiri and bakugo and bakugo complains about how little reader dose and kiri agrees cuz they just kinda stay at home and clean do the laundry and so like after he says that she gets mad so the next day she does nothing and like just reads like doesn't cook for them that night doesn't do there laundry and doesn't clean the house that day and at first bakugo's mad about it and kiri doesn't know what to feel and this go's for a few day and kiri and bakugo have to do everything and the see how hard it is and apologizes to reader! i think it cute

thank you plz dont feel like u have to! i love ur writing

*evil laughter* you fool I AM THE IDEAL ANGST WRITER AND IM A KIRIBAKU FAN IM A YUZUYA FAN AFTER ALL 😈

You were humming along to your favorite song as you were carrying 3 baskets of both your husband's clothes "That's About all of them" you huffed in relief you then grabbed and poured all the bleached cleaning chemicals in there and the clothes and turned on the washing machine "ok so I cleaned the room unclothed the sink and the toilet went and got groceries what else..." you were thinking for a while until a delight smell met your nose

"Man whatever Kats is cooking must be good I might sneak a bite or two.." a mischievous grin started forming on your face you crept out of the laundry room in the halls to where the kitchen to hear Kiri and Katsuki talking, you leaned your ear closer and it seems like they were talking about you

"And then when I came back I saw y/n tried and laying on the couch sleeping like a layout sloth with MY favorite chips in hand! " You giggled as you heard Katsuki angrily rambling on to his other lover Kiri about you slacking off thinking he was still holding a grudge about the snack incident"God I wish she could just do SOMETHING around the house rather than clean and BARELY cooking shes so..LAZY" "bakugo don't be so mean but yea I kinda agree I wish she could do more in the house rather than clean.."

Your heart stung at that very moment tears started to swell up in your eyes you had to carry Kiri's 2000-pound dumbbells when it was delivered at his home which bruised your hands and arms pretty bad, another time you saw permanent stainsmon Akatsuki's hero suit due to a battle with a notorious villain and decided to spend all your savings try and get it off, the more rambling they went on about you being "Lazy" the more angry and hurt you were

You then ran up the stairs and stuffed your face into the pillow and cried softly were you not working hard enough? After all the bruises cuts and money worth nothing? Were you actually Lazy? Thoughts swirled around your head and you lost your appetite you didn't feel like sleeping with them so you grabbed a pillow and blanket and slept in the guest room for tonight, you locked the door making sure they wouldn't barge in

Suddenly a knock on the door alerted you "Hey baby you there why are you in the guest room?" Kiri asked concern filling his voice but you ignored him getting the pillow and putting it on your head, Kiri tried a few more times getting more worried for you so he quickly ran down to get Katsuki about the situation "hèy blast y/n locked herself in the guest room... I think they're ignoring me" katsuki rolled his eyes while brushing his teeth getting ready for bed

"She's probably in her "dramatic bitch phase moods" or whatever she calls it she'll prob get over it in the morning," he said waving it off "but it feels like shes mad at us.. I think we should-" he was cut off by katsuki kissing him on the lips "El they'll be fine I'm sure of it plus she'll prob crawl back into bed without us knowing in the middle of the night now good night" katsuki pecked kiri on the cheek and jumped into bed Kiri took one last Glance in corners and slowly climbed in the bed feeling a bit empty even katsuki felt it so he clung onto Kiri but it was still empty and cold without you

The next morning they woke up and there was still no you, katsuki glanced at the space and rolled his eyes maybe you are mad.. or you woke up early to cook breakfast? Katsuki then took a shower and then got ready, you normally already had his warm dry clothes in the drawers but to his surprise, they were all soaking "Y/N!" He yelled out stomping around to hunt you down for this cruel prank but to find out you already left without their breakfast... only but a note and plain grain cereal saying "Here's your breakfast breakfast 😁"

Katsuki was stunned knowing that you would go all out making them a big breakfast with their drinks and everything decorated Kiri followed behind him yawning he glanced at the table and looked a bit worried "Katsuki what if we did make her upset" Katsuki groaned at his boyfriends whining and turn towards him "she's not mad she's probably was too lazy to do it and even if she was she can't go that far we can outlast her rebellion" he said with confidence

It's been 2 days and it's been hell you weren't lifting a finger for them and both of your boys weren't too pleased with that, katsuki wasn't used to washing clothes so he accidentally mixed the colored clothes with the white clothes which stained some of the white clothes to his annoyance, Kiri was freaking out that there was red hair dye left and he had hero meaning to go and his hair was almost turning black he begged you to go to the store but to his defeat you just stared at him and politely said no and got back to your reading

Katsuki was getting enraged by your sudden behavior so he confronted you with a beaming glare "Oi what's with this shitty attitude your pulling?" "Blasty no!" You tilted your head innocently at the 2 Men "What do you mean I'm doing something" You were about to go back to your read when Katsuki snatched the book and slammed it on the counter you glared at him "I had enough of this shitty attitude woman you have been doing less and less work each day and we're paying the consequences"

you scoffed "But is this what I am right a Lazy bum" Katsuki was about to question you about your statement but then it hit him..the memory of him and Kiri talking about you... "you heard our conversation" you looked over to him as your eyes narrow "at every single last word" Kirishima swelled up with guilt avoiding eye contact with white katsuki was still glaring

"Listen, baby, we're sorry it won-" "Oh don't give me that half ass apology you're gonna have to work for it BIG TIME" "Oh please like we deserve your forgiveness just because you're not doing much" You laughed sarcastically and got in his face

"I bet your ass wouldn't last a week without me doing the housework" "Fine winner gets to use the others credit card for the day and make them breakfast in bed for almost a week" "what!? Bakugan I dont think-" "Deal" you cut off Kirishima as you shook hands with the blond "what have I gotten into"

The next few days were hell! Most of Kiri and katsuki's colored clothes were bleached due to Kiri accidentally putting them in the colored clothes rather than putting them in the white clothes all their clothes were full of dye stains that day while you happily shopped you some clothes,

Katsuki, on the other hand, was worse he didn't have any time to make breakfast or lunch so he went on for the day cranky and hungry having to eat cheap instant ramen in his break and was questioned by fans on why was there Clear dye stain on his suit and kiri got laughed by both his friends and in the agency about his hair drooping and all black colored making his fans chased after him with questions or stating they liked his hair red which was to his annoyance

You watched as the two boys struggled with doing their jobs as you sat there secretly giggling to yourself and talking with your friends on the phone like a form to brag it to them

"Katuki im gonna apologize it's getting too much..." Kiri told Katsuki as he was struggling to mow the lawn (you also do that) "Are you kidding you giving up that easily because she was a" "No Bakugo because I know to feel what's it like its hard, look at you, your struggling to turn on the lawn mower your clothes are stained and we haven't eaten no good meals in over a week I'm tried katsuki and you are too"

katsuki stood they're quietly he didn't wanna admit but it was true it had been torture without you hell even if they kept going like this the whole house would be a disaster but not inky that their relationship would be stained and he didn't want that he truly loved you two even if he doesn't show it and he doesn't mean or intentionally wanna hurt you was he really taking it to far? That's what he made his final decision

"Fine.." Kiri turned slowly turned into smirk a bit "what was that couldn't hea-" "I SAID FINE DONT PUSH IT YOU DAMN ROCK" he chucked putting hands up in defeat "alright alright I heard you thr 1st time kats!" He chuckled as both was finding a way to make it up to you when you got home

You arrived at your home signing it's been a long day for you even tho you barely did anything you had a lot on your mind wondering was too far but were still confident that they needed to learn their lesson!, you got to your doorstep seeing a note that said "come in there's a surprised" in both Katsuki and Eljirou handwriting you raised your brow a bit but curious to know what was the surprise about

You slowly open the door revealing a fancy dinner table with all your favorite foods' petals on the floor what's next to the dish is a small gift right beside it "You look over to see both Your husbands' faces guilt written all over, you narrowed put your hands on your hips pretending to not be happy "so what's all this" katsuki sighed knowing that you were still mad at them which was reasonable "an apology i-no we're sorry for what we say I know this isn't much" you glanced I silently "but we also ran a warm bath for you with your favorite show recorded-"

you cut the men off by tackling them with a hug happy tears fllow "I COULDNT DO IT ANYMORE I HATED THIS CHALLENGE" Kiri's face was starting to swell up in tears as well "ME NEITHER" Both you and Kiri cried dramatically while Katsuki stood there genuinely smiling and chuckling a bit

"What are you laughing at blasty" glaring playfully at the blond who was on the edge of wanting to bust out laughing at his partner's dramatic performance

"Nothing" he smirked he was just glad everything was back to normal "So who wanna watch (favorite show)"

[haetrack]

YOU KNOW WHAT IM THINKING OF TODAY VAL 😈

nepo baby jaem who wants to fuck his maid !

- ☀️ (for the jaem lovers <3 next is jeno fr !)

OH WOWWWW… no bc he’d be OBSESSED w you and he’d try to say he isn’t

nepo baby jaemin who’s so used to getting what he wants at any time… so obviously he thinks that you’re obsessed with him and that he should be able to have you at any given moment.

you’ve noticed how much he stares at you, how his hands seem to linger on yours any time you give him something. you try not to focus on the sweet words he tells you, his voice dipping just a bit lower to tell you how good of a job you’re doing.

on a day you were supposed to clean his room, he was in there, low grunts of your name filling up the room. if you pressed your ear to the door, you can hear slick sounds of what seem to be him fucking his fist. he was getting off to the thought of you. in a rush, you hurry off to another room, not knowing that jaemin saw your shadow under the small slit of the door.

which is how you end up today, back in jaemin’s room to clean up what you couldn’t before. he’s watching you like a hawk, just waiting to find the best time to step in. he lets out small hums every time you bend over. he watches how your hands move to clean every small corner. he watches the concentrated look on your face as you dust.

after a while, he speaks up, “i think you missed a spot.”

“oh, sorry, where is it?”

you watch as he pulls up his shirt, revealing lipstick stains, not knowing who they came from. there’s a mockingly sweet smile on his face, “you’ll help me, won’t you? i know that you want to. you probably want to do more than just touch.”

you roll your eyes, quickly falling to your knees, nestled between his open thighs. there’s no use in complaining, this job paying way too good for you to worry about your bosses spoiled son. you use a wet rag to clean up the stains, watching how his muscles jump every time your fingers touch his skin. it’s easy to ignore him until you see his cock twitch in his sweats before you turn to look up at him, an expectant smile on his face.

he loves how surprised you look, trying to hide the small feeling of lust in your eyes. your body betrays you, he watches how your thighs squeeze together at the sight of him. “knew you wanted this,” one of his hands squeezes your warm cheek, “knew you wanted me.”

he pulls you close to his bulge, his hooded eyes peering down at you, “wanna get paid for extra services?”

[sluttyminghao]

Cheol pays for your claws manicure so only his fingers can be in your pussy 😈

no but like can you imagine him just sending you some money while ur minding your own business, and then getting a follow-up text telling you to go and get your nails done because he wants you to have nice things! seems like a cute gesture, but after a few hours, everything falls into place

before you can realize what is going on, he'd have you pinned and he's admiring your new manicure, smirking and kissing your fingers before laying them down and sliding down your body slowly, resting himself just atop where everything is starting to get heated

he'd remove your clothing ever so slowly, dragging it out almost to tease you. you almost start to complain but he gives you one hard stare and would immediately have you shutting your mouth, meanwhile, your body temperature continues to rise.

eventually, he finally gets his lips and hands on your bare skin, being everywhere and nowhere all at once. he then moves to plunge his fingers into you and it feels like heaven on earth. he knows exactly what spots to hit you in, and with how thick and long his fingers are he can hit them every single time.

"You're all mine right? im the only one who can touch you like this, no one else can do this..." his dominant side would kick in immensely and he would be fingering you harder and faster, to bring you over the edge as many times as he can.

something else i think he would like when you have nails is when you grip his hair and scalp. he loves the scratchy feeling and it only makes him move harder and faster.

[merakiui]

meraaa your fertility god floyd and devil jade stuff content is delcious🤤 do you think floyb would try to impregnate reader, ensuing a jerry springer situation when the child’s born? im extremely fond of this au and would love to hear about any ideas you have brewing about these mischievous baby makers 😈🙏im (im looking forward to more content about this au!! 🙏) love your work!!!😜

-hopeful new anon!!

HIII NEW ANON!!! >w<

I have many thoughts about those eels!!! Mainly the idea that Floyd, as expressive as he is, keeps his feelings close to his chest and so you don’t even know what he feels for you. Maybe you find yourself attracted to him (and oooo that incenses you so much because he’s such an irritating god whose capricious whims get on your nerves)!!! But he’s charming in his own rough, wild ways. Maybe you’re wondering how he feels because whenever the two of you are fooling around he does exactly what’s needed, but then as soon as it’s over he’s back to looking bored and apathetic. Is he even the least bit attracted to you???? T_T your pride is on the line here!!!!

And Jade,,,, that rotten devil who essentially lives with you now because he’s always around, popping up as soon as you complain to yourself about that troublesome god. >:( you turn down Jade’s attempts at taking up the mantle as your own fertility god, just in devil form, because it has to be Floyd. You’re adamant about this. He made a promise. You still have faith that he’ll keep it. Jade thinks you’re so naïve it’s cute.

Maybe Floyd secretly observes you interacting with the children in the village from time to time, just to gauge how well you work with children. Imagine the fertility god feeling baby fever for the first time ever in his existence. Sure, he gives blessings for fertility and successful pregnancies and healthy babies, but he’s never felt the urge to have one himself. But now that he’s admiring how effortlessly you make these children smile, how you handle one that’s upset, how you pacify and gently admonish if there’s been a disagreement or fight, etc… you really would make a great mother. The minute you’re back in his temple he’s pulling you close and deciding it’s another day of “prepping you,” but it’s the first time he’s ever fucked you in such a way before. You wonder what’s gotten into him.

AAAAAAA and Floyd getting to know you outside of your desire for a baby. Stargazing with him and he’s listening to you talk about your hobbies or what your childhood was like. Looking at you like you are the stars. <3 he’s so fond of you. Smiling like a silly boy in love despite being an old god who’s seen it all. When he was younger, he used to fool around with mortals. But that was always so temporary and he got bored of doing the same thing. When you ask him about what his life is like, he’s a little surprised, which is a rare thing to accomplish. It’s just that no one’s ever asked about him outside of his role as a fertility god.

Maybe once upon a time he had a twin brother. And maybe said brother was sacrificed to dark, ancient forces. Maybe Floyd spends every day of his existence regretting his actions and blaming himself for what happened hundreds and hundreds of years ago before he was a fertility god. Maybe he wishes he could go back and take his brother’s place. Maybe he wishes things weren’t so strained and complicated between the both of them.

He notices your downcast expression and pokes you playfully. Oh, did you believe that story? Shrimpy sure is gullible! You shove him harshly because that’s not funny! >:( and Floyd’s grin falters, but he doesn’t let you see it.

Yeah… Yeah, it’s not funny. Not at all.

[yokumirumerafan]

hey again sorry if im asking for too much too soon i feel like i ask a lot but i genuinely love your blog and how active you are! i was wondering whether i could get some relationship headcanons for muzan who's genuinely in love (borderline obsessed) with his wife. Also your recent post of demon slayer characters s/o complaining about not having a boyfriend was so fun to read! i love how despite the fun concepts you write, each character's reactions are still true to their personality and different from one another!

Hey hey, gods no, ask as much as you need I check my tumblr 24/7 it's literally the only thing I do besides school and 213728462 courses after school ;-; Thanks again, I try my best but sometimes I feel like they do kinda repeat a little bit (it's fine, not like anyone notices)

🖤 Obsessively Devoted Muzan x His Wife Headcanons 🖤

🔹 Possessive but in a “you are my everything” way – Muzan adores you to a terrifying degree. You are HIS. He’ll let you do what you want, but the second someone looks at you for too long? That person disappears. 💀 He doesn’t even let demons breathe near you for too long unless he allows it.🔹 You are his greatest weakness – The Demon King who fears nothing fears losing you. The idea of anything happening to you sends him into an absolute panic, though he’ll never show it. If you even trip on something, he’s suddenly at your side, glaring at the floor like he wants to destroy it for hurting you. 😭🔹 Doesn’t let you lift a finger – You tried to cook? No. You tried to carry something? Absolutely not. Muzan snaps his fingers and suddenly upper moons are at your service. Even Douma is like, “Wow, boss, this is kinda extreme.” But Muzan only trusts himself to take care of you properly.🔹 His soft voice is reserved ONLY for you – The demons fear his sharp tone, his anger, and his cruelty. But when he speaks to you? It’s gentle, warm, and filled with reverence. He’ll murmur, “My love,” while cupping your face, pure adoration in his crimson eyes. If anyone hears him talk to you like that? They don’t believe it. Muzan? Soft? Impossible. (But he is and it’s only for you.)🔹 Kisses your forehead ALL THE TIME – You could be ranting, talking, or just existing, and Muzan will randomly cup your face and kiss your forehead like a man absolutely lost in love. (Bonus: If you EVER kiss his forehead back?? He stares at you, completely stunned before just hugging you tight. You’ve officially broken the Demon King.)🔹 Worships you like a goddess – The way he looks at you? Like you put the stars in the sky. He refuses to let you feel anything less than perfect. “You are divine,” he’ll whisper against your skin, tracing his fingers along your cheek. If you EVER insult yourself?? Muzan’s eyes flash with fury. “Do not speak about my wife that way.” (Yes, he is 1000% serious. 😭)🔹 Jealous but in an unhinged way – If someone flirts with you? Muzan is already behind them, smiling. “Did you say something to my wife?” The person immediately regrets their life choices. 💀 If you reassure him that you only love him, he melts instantly and pulls you into a tight embrace. “Good,” he murmurs. “I’d burn the world for you.”🔹 Loves watching you sleep – NOT in a creepy way (okay, maybe a little), but he just finds peace in it. If you fall asleep on his chest, he’ll stroke your hair for hours, listening to your heartbeat. Muzan, the cruel Demon King, finds comfort in YOUR existence. (If you mumble his name in your sleep, he smiles softly and kisses your forehead again.)🔹 Gets SO smug when you say you love him – If you whisper, “I love you, Muzan,” this man smirks like he owns the universe. “Say it again,” he teases, pulling you closer. But if you ever say, “I’ll love you no matter what”—oh. OH. He freezes. His breath hitches. He just holds you tighter and whispers, “You are my eternity.” 😭

HERE’S A LIST OF NAMES MUZAN WOULD CALL YOU BASED ON HIS MOOD 😈💖

🖤 Soft & Loving Muzan (When He’s Feeling Gentle) 🖤

💌 “My love” – His go-to when he’s being affectionate. Simple but holds so much weight. 💌 “Beloved” – If he’s in an especially soft mood. He adores how it sounds. 💌 “My heart” – Because you’re the only thing keeping his cold, immortal existence from being empty. 💌 “Darling” – When he’s feeling a bit more classic and charming. 💌 “My queen” / “My empress” – His possessiveness showing, but in an adoring way. He worships you. 💌 “Precious” – When he’s feeling protective. He hates the idea of you getting hurt.

🔥 Protective & Possessive Muzan (When He’s Being Territorial) 🔥

🔗 “Mine” – Growled, whispered, or purred against your skin. He owns you in every sense. 🔗 “My goddess” – His worshiping side showing when he wants to make it very clear that no one compares to you. 🔗 “Little one” – If he’s feeling dominant. Has a teasing but dangerous edge to it. 🔗 “My moon” – Because he’s the night and you’re the only light he ever wants. 🔗 “Sweet thing” – Murmured against your ear when he’s holding you too close.

🩸 Angry or Frustrated Muzan (When You’ve Tested His Patience)

⚡ “Y/N.” – If you hear just your name in a cold, sharp tone? You’re in trouble. ⚡ “Woman.” – Oh, you’re REALLY in trouble. He only says this when he’s dangerously pissed off. ⚡ “Foolish girl” – If you’re being reckless and scaring him. He masks his worry with anger. ⚡ “Disobedient little thing” – Oh, you wanna defy him? Fine. But you’ll pay for it.

💀 Heartbroken & Vulnerable Muzan (When He’s Afraid of Losing You) 💀

🖤 “My everything” – Whispered, brokenly, like you’re the only thing that matters. 🖤 “Please, my love” – If he’s begging. Muzan never begs—except for you. 🖤 “Stay.” – Said in a desperate whisper, like he’s terrified you’ll disappear. 🖤 “I can’t lose you.” – His greatest fear laid bare. No arrogance, no pride—just raw emotion. 🖤 “You’re the only thing that’s mine.” – The closest he’ll get to admitting he needs you.

✨ Flirty & Teasing Muzan (When He’s In A Playful Mood) ✨

💋 “Temptress” – If you’re teasing him, and he’s trying to act unbothered. 💋 “Pretty thing” – When he’s in the mood to fluster you just by existing. 💋 “Delicate flower” – Mocking but adoring. He likes seeing you blush. 💋 “Wicked little thing” – If you’re challenging him. He loves a fight. 💋 “Enchantress” – Because somehow, you’ve bewitched the Demon King.

🖤 Muzan Raises His Voice & Y/N Flinches – His Reaction (Angst Version) 🖤

The air is thick with tension.

Muzan’s patience had already been razor-thin, but now, it finally snaps. His voice, usually smooth and composed, turns sharp, laced with venomous anger.

"I will not tolerate such incompetence!" His voice booms through the room, laced with frustration.

And then—

You flinch.

It’s small. Barely noticeable. But not to him.

Muzan sees everything.

The way your shoulders tense. The way your breath catches. But what shatters him the most—

You don’t look at him.

Your eyes, the ones that always met his with warmth, avoid him.

You’re looking away.

As if you’re… scared.

Muzan’s body locks up instantly. His rage, so strong just seconds ago, is gone—replaced by a creeping, ice-cold feeling in his chest.

He doesn’t move. He doesn’t breathe.

Did you just…?

Did you just flinch away from him?

His crimson eyes widen, scanning your face, desperate for any sign that he’s imagining this. But it’s there—the stiffness in your shoulders, the way you refuse to meet his gaze, as if dreading what he might do next.

His throat tightens.

"My love…" His voice is softer now, trembling at the edges.

You don’t answer. You don’t even glance his way.

You’re still avoiding eye contact.

And that’s when it hits him.

You’re actually scared.

His chest aches.

Muzan—the Demon King, the most feared being in existence—feels something he hasn't felt in centuries.

Regret.

His hands, which had been clenched in frustration, slowly uncurl. His entire demeanor shifts from powerful to desperately gentle. He steps closer—but stops himself, afraid that if he moves too fast, you’ll shrink away.

His immortal heart clenches painfully.

"Did I… scare you?" His voice is barely above a whisper now.

You still don’t answer. Your avoidance speaks louder than words.

Muzan has never felt this kind of helplessness. He could burn the world to the ground. He could strike down anyone who dared defy him. But this?

This is a wound even he doesn’t know how to heal.

"Look at me." His voice is low—not commanding, not demanding. Just… pleading.

When you don’t, something in Muzan breaks.

Slowly, hesitantly, he reaches out, fingertips barely grazing your chin. But he doesn’t force you to look at him. He can’t.

Instead, he exhales shakily, his touch barely there, as if he’s afraid you might disappear.

"I would never hurt you." His voice is raw, vulnerable in a way it never is.

You don’t flinch this time. But you still don’t look at him.

His heart sinks.

Muzan hates this feeling—the tight, suffocating ache in his chest. But if this is what it feels like to lose you, he’ll do anything to make it stop.

For the rest of the night, he is unbelievably gentle. Touching you like you’re something fragile, speaking to you in soft, careful whispers. His usual pride, his arrogance—it’s gone.

Because for the first time in his immortal life—

Muzan Kibutsuji is afraid.

Not of death. Not of weakness.

But of losing you.

🔥 NSFW Alphabet: Muzan Kibutsuji 🔥

(For educational purposes only, of course. 😏)

A = Aftercare 🖤

Surprisingly good at aftercare because he needs you in perfect condition.

Cleans you up meticulously, like he’s handling the most precious artifact.

Expect gentle touches and maybe even a quiet “You did well.”

But if he’s still in a possessive mood? You’re not leaving the bed yet.

B = Body Part 💀

On you? Your neck. Something about the vulnerability of it drives him insane.

On himself? His hands. Loves watching them wrap around your throat or waist while he’s ruining you.

C = Cum 😈

Possessive as hell. He needs to mark you.

He’ll paint your body in it just to admire how dirty you look covered in him.

Loves finishing inside. “Why waste it?” he smirks.

D = Dirty Talk 🗡️

His words are lethal—smooth, commanding, and filthy.

“You belong to me. Say it.”

“You’re so fragile beneath me. I could break you.”

If he’s feeling mean? Mocking praise.

“Look at you. So desperate for me. Do you have no shame?”

E = Experience 🔥

He’s immortal. You really think he doesn’t know what he’s doing?

His experience makes him dangerous—he knows exactly where to touch, bite, and ruin you.

F = Favorite Position 🩸

Overpowering. He wants you beneath him.

Pressed against a wall, pinned down, or bent over.

Face-to-face, so he can see the pleasure and submission in your eyes.

G = Goofy or Serious? 🖤

Dead serious. Every touch, every thrust, every breath is intentional.

But if he’s in an especially good mood? A slow smirk before he ruins you.

H = Hair 👑

Always flawless. You’ll never catch him **messy—**unless it’s because of you.

I = Intimacy 🩶

Muzan doesn’t just sleep with anyone. If he’s with you, you’re his.

Even in his roughest moments, there’s an undeniable obsession in his touch.

J = Jack Off 💀

He’s disciplined, but if he’s away from you too long? It’s your fault for tempting him.

Would rather use you. If he needs relief, you’re getting summoned.

K = Kinks 🔥

✅ Domination – If you think he’ll ever let you be in control? Try again. ✅ Possessiveness – “Say who you belong to.” ✅ Breath Play – He loves controlling your air. ✅ Overstimulation – One orgasm isn’t enough. ✅ Biting – Marks you up like a masterpiece.

L = Location 🖤

Anywhere, anytime. You should know better than to deny him.

His throne room? Inevitable.

Up against a wall after an argument? Also very likely.

M = Motivation 😈

The moment you challenge him? It’s over for you.

If he sees another man look at you for too long—you won’t be walking tomorrow.

N = No 🚫

You don’t get to say no. (Kidding. Mostly. 👀)

He would never actually force you—but denying him has consequences.

O = Oral (Giving & Receiving) 👅

Receiving? He looks beautiful with his head thrown back in pleasure.

Giving? He’ll ruin you with his tongue.

“Be still.” – Good luck with that when he’s dragging you over the edge.

P = Pace 🔥

Calculated and intense. He doesn’t rush—he builds up until you’re begging.

But if he’s pissed off? You’re getting destroyed.

Q = Quickies 💀

Loves them. If he’s feeling impatient, he’ll take you against the nearest surface.

But he much prefers taking his time—drawing out every whimper.

R = Risk 🩸

He’s fearless. He dares someone to walk in while he’s claiming you.

The thrill makes him harder.

S = Stamina ⚡

Unlimited. You’re the only one who will tap out first.

“Already tired? We’ve only just begun.”

T = Toys 👀

Why would he need them? He can break you all on his own.

But if you beg prettily? He might consider tying you up.

U = Unfair 😏

The biggest tease. He’ll edge you for hours if he feels like it.

Loves watching you squirm and beg.

V = Volume 🎶

Low, deep growls.

Occasionally a sharp inhale when you surprise him.

But he prefers to hear you.

W = Wild Card 🔥

Biting? Yes. Pain? Maybe. If you can handle it.

If you tempt him in public? Expect a punishment later.

X = X-ray (What’s He Packing?) 🍆

Above average and thick. (You know damn well.)

Knows exactly how to use it.

Y = Yearning 🖤

Always wants you. Even when he doesn’t need you, you’re his.

Z = ZZZ… Afterward? 😏

You pass out. He watches you.

“So fragile… yet you endure me so well.”

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if you’re a love and deepspace fan ily -> THIS IS FOR ALL U HOT PPL<3 Anyway, I was bored studying, and ended up typing this out (💀) so here are my random thoughts:

Driving with the love and deepspace love interests!

Content: Reader is implied to be the female MC in the game, you are dating them, kissing, mentions of food, mentions of crashing, SFW

Zayne- This man is your designated driver. TRUST that you will get to your destination safely, and efficiently. You are a passenger queen atp

The kind to remind you to take off your claw clip, and to wear sunglasses if it’s sunny. Safety first 🤓☝️

I imagine his car to be very clean. No clutter! Any cards, or paperwork is tucked away in a folder, and that folder is also tucked in some pocket in the car

Zayne would probably have a rule stating: No food in the car

^ If he sees you opening a bag of chips, he’ll shoot you a disapproving look before calmly snatching your snack away. “Save it for later”

^ He will allow liquids, and trusts that you won’t spill it

He will let you have aux, but the volume is lowered, and never blasting

The car will smell like his cologne, and the faint scent of a hospital (idek)

Will drive with both hands, but if the road is long and empty, he will switch to doing it one-handed. If he’s wearing a sleeve, they will be rolled up slightly— his skin is so pale, so his veins will show. It will look good ESP when he switches gears

^ And oh ma gaaaaa the watch adorning his wrist will show, AND IM GOING CRAZYYY, ARE YOUU???

Zayne will keep that chad face 🗿the whole time while driving, and you end up staring at his face the whole ride. He notices your stares but doesn’t dare take his eyes away from the road

If he’s feeling comfortable enough, he will put his hand on your thigh. His fingers will lightly caress the inside of your thigh, and give it gentle squeezes. His hands are mad cold though 🥶 BRR

- Overall Zayne is very trustworthy, so he is getting a 9/10. A point taken off because of the no food rule

Rafayel- Sorry to those Rafayel girlies, but you are a passenger survivor if this man takes the wheel! So instead he will be the passenger princess 😇 mwahaha 😈😈

To be his driver you better have the patience of a saint…

Demands he gets the aux, and will only consider letting a few of your favorite songs play if you do something for him (kisses)

YAPPER! NAGGER!

“Oh- you’re going the wrong way, where are you taking me? What kind of bodyguard is this…”

You explain that you know a shortcut, but he’s not buying it.

“If I end up being killed, just know I told Thomas I was going with you.” You simply roll your eyes for the umpteenth time

And if Rafayel notices you’re driving over the speed limit, be prepared for the most dramatic show on the side. His hands will grip the grab handle, eyes will close shut, “It would be a miracle if we don’t crash and die! I hope my legacy will be the same as Leonardo Da Vinci .” He mumbles to himself. “And what if we get arrested!? my career as a painter is over then…” Another mumbled complaint.

“Im sure Leonardo wasn’t this much of a complainer.” You mumble back, and his eyes shoot open before giving you a glare

“You humans don't seem to value life at all.” He huffs, a small pout gracing his lips.

If you swerve too much, it’s another thing to complain about, “I’m going to get carsick. As my bodyguard you should be taking my health into consideration.”

“Silly girl, you could’ve gone earlier.” Causally comments as you’re waiting for a chance to turn onto a street. You couldn’t have gone earlier

RAFAYEL IS A MENACE IM TELLING U ( a very charming one)

Now, if he’s feeling generous, and notices that your hands are busy at the wheel, he will feed you 🤗

^ “Open~” you do so, and he pops a piece of his food into your mouth.

^ He gives you a fond smile before swiftly taking a napkin, and wiping the corners of your mouth

“Are we almost there yet?” ← his favorite thing to say

Okay but if he does end up driving, you’re either crashing or getting arrested. He can’t even row a boat GOOD LAWD

When you finally reach your destination, he’ll reach over to give you a hug, and a chaste kiss on the lips. “Babe you drive well! Almost better than thomas!”

7/10, being in a car with rafayel is actually really fun! Love this man 🤞🤞

Xavier- okay now here’s MY MAN 😍😍! You are a true passenger princess here

I TRUST THIS MAN WITH MY LIFE.

so you should too 😝

Fs would create a road trip playlist to only share with you

But be warned… he may fall asleep at the wheel 😱

Bro would look so majestic as he’s driving with the sun on him.

You turn to the side where Xavier is, and there’s a sunset behind him. You sneak a picture, admiring the sun, and Xavier in all their glory.

Xavier will hold your hand throughout the car ride, and listen attentively to you talk about a variety of things.

^ Occasionally he will bring your fingers up to his lips and kiss them gently

^ Sneaks soft glances at you out of adoration

Constantly checking his mirrors, and surroundings to make sure everything is good

^ Do you want something for the road? We can pick up snacks on the way.” Doesn’t care much if his car is super clean or not, so food is very much welcomed!

His car will definitely have small little pictures of the two of you! Photo-booth strips, polaroids, you name it! 🙌

^ They’ll be hanging along on the visor, or kept safe in the glovebox

Please go on a drive-in movie theater date with this man!!!!

The trunk is open, and the two of you are sitting there with mountains of pillows and blankets surrounding you both

Xavier keeps an arm around you, pulling you in closer when the breeze travels by

Your eyes will glance up from the movie to stare at the twinkling stars above you. And upon looking at the stars your mind drifts to Xavier.

You look to your side to take a peek, only to find Xavier already looking at you

10/10 I KNOW IM BIASED 😒MB YALL

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a/n: THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING IT TILL THE END! I just had to share my thoughts, any form of interaction is greatly appreciated

@mars101 had to tag you again because i know you love this game so much, play it everyday, and consume lots of media on it, isn’t that right ?😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

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“ i say she’s too dramatic ”

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guess who ran into connor bedard at the family function 😱 he was looking at me weird n shit cuz me and mark were cosplaying as rapunzel and flynn rider

also i love taking screenshots of my bf and his goofy brothers when they look stupid!

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missseraphina i know you miss me, bc why else would you have texted me last night? 🥰

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notes ) cliffhanger 🙊🙊 yes we’re back but not really (?) this one’s been sitting in the drafts for a while so.. i hope it’s fairly adequate LMAOO

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[erenfox]

RANKING SBG SHIPS BECAUSE LOKI GAVE US ALL FREE WILL 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

Aidlyn/Ashden: good lord the chemistry. the 'he fell first but she fell harder' trope. the lil gestures by aiden. him annoying tf out of her but also becoming very caring when she's hurt. I'M SO CALM RN GUYS. and the fact that them ending up together is inevitable lmfao XD 9/10

Benlor: FUCKKK IM SERIOUSLY NOT OK THESE TWO ARE JUST SO PURE AND SWEET TO EACH OTHER. ESPECIALLY TAYLOR TOWARDS HIM, cuz he kinda suppresses his feelings and is a sad boi :( dw ben taylor's gonna make you feel happy again fosho lmao 😭 the lil blushing ben always does around taylor! her supporting his ideas even tho they flop! her helping him calm down from barron through music! her always cheering him up whenever he's gloomy! her being the first to thank him for opening up! THEY'RE LITERALLY THE DEFINITION OF SHE FELL FIRST BUT HE FELL HARDER! GOD IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THEM 😭😭😭 10/10

Tylenol/Tylo: i never thought of the prospect of them together, but post tumblr i must say its interesting. not just them being the single ones in the team, but i like the way tyler defended logan against barron, and his general protective aura around logan. but then again tyler was kinda rude to logan in the start. idk it just gives me the ick 4/10

Tyden: LMAO the continuous saga of them pissing tf out of each other. it would be fuckin hilarious if they somehow end up together. but apart from the general hilarious bickering, there's not too much to it 5/10

Tayden: goddamn their friendship is so precious!! her painting his nails? her carrying him on his shoulders in dat one artwork?PURE BESTIE VIBES they just match each other's freak lmfao. 8/10

Logden: meh there are not any significant moments between these two. 1/10

Loglor/Taygan: no but why can i actually see this happening lol. the way theyre both so gentle around each other! then the way she was the first to help him when he got slashed by the phantom? and also the way she stood up for him when tyler was being rude? AND the lil hugs they give each other which none of the duos in the gang give? Cute af! 7/10

Benlyn: ooh the two quiet people of the gang! they could work out really well bcoz they definitely understand each other's struggles with muteness and phantom hearing respectively. plus that panel of ben braiding ashlyn's hair was so cute lmao :> 7/10

Loglyn: AAA they have sm potential!!! before the events of yk the whole ✨sAvAnNaH✨ mess, i feel like they wouldve been each other's only existing acquaintance they may call friends (ik it's not canon but it's very plausible lol) 6/10

Benlo/Logben: theyd definitely be good together, it's just that my sbg memory is failing to recall any significant moments b/w them ;-; if y'all remember pls do tell 2/10

Tyben: what is with the hernandez siblings always ending up being bens biggest supporters lmao XD it's a cute dynamic honestly 4/10

Taylyn: now this is one freakin adorable ship TvT. the way taylor always had a slight pang of concern for a friendless lonely ashlyn when they were kids? and the way they quite frankly became besties after enduring all the phantom world shit? very sweet, both platonic and romantic lmao 6/10

Tylyn/Ashler: i have been usurped into the tylyn propaganda by @tragedry honestly I DO NOT COMPLAIN. like holy fuck they're so enemies to lovers! them "loathing" each other, fighting for leadership, but then immediately becoming possibly the biggest protectors of each other in times of danger??? extremely wholesome lmao i love them smmm 9/10

SO THE TOP SHIPS ARE:

4. tie b/w TAYGAN and BENLYN (the rarepairs that just make sense) 😌👌

3. TAYDEN (the crack ship) 😈🔥🥉

2. tie b/w TYLYN and AIDLYN (the wholesome ships) 😍❗🥈

1. BENLOR (THE PUREST SWEETEST MOST ADORABLE GOOFS EVERR I-) 🥺❤🥇

[1yr4sp10d3]

Hey! I saw you post for requests and I shall respond. I have no idea if you do Cecil x reader but I’ll leave this here for you to decide. Can I request dabbles or hc’s of Cecil x wife!reader who’s shy as heck and some domestic yet romantic things he does with her, please? Some examples would be slow dancing or some soft affection/intimacy(swf) and anything else you can think of!

grr grrr i need to eat this old man bro u don’t understand 😈

I’ve seen a lot of things saying he’s southern but just lost his accent working for the GDA and I totally agree (he kinda reminds me of phillip graves if that makes sense)

So he’d totally have like southern vibes

Fixing stuff around the house when he’s home, cooking and stuff

Dare I say he barbecues??

I think he’d prefer quiet dates at home since his life is so hectic most of the time

candle light dinner dates where he cooks for you both

Continuing with the southern thing, i feel like he’d make recipes from his childhood, roasts and different chilis and pot pies and LOTS of potatoes (baked, fried, scalloped, mashed, all the kinds of potatoes)

Slow dancing in the candle light after diner 😣🤭🤭

I feel like he’d have a nice house in the countryside to come home to after a long day, coming home to you.

It’d be a very domestic thing, i feel like he’d like the simplicity of it with his work life and all that

I don’t think many people would know about you except maybe donald

and that’s a maybe

he’d want to keep you a secret, not only to keep you safe from all the stuff he deals with at work but also because you’re his

not in a controlling way, but like you’re his, not anyone else’s, and he wants to shield you from the things he deals with on a day to day basis

you wouldn’t work, and it’s not like you’d need to with the money he brings in

not that you mind it. staying at home is nice. It’s simple, and it’s a constant. for both of you

even with all the crazy shit he deals with at work, he knows he’ll always come home to you

He doesn’t want you to deal with all the stuff that has to do with his job, like i already said

He wouldn’t want you to be in danger, and he knows you’d prefer it like that anyway. would prefer to be away from all that chaos and have the only thing you worry about during the day be if you have enough flour to make the sweet bread you wanted

wouldnt want you to be hurt at all. the most pain he’d ever want you to go through is a playful bite on the collarbone that makes you giggle and blush, pushing your face into his shoulder.

he’d be pretty protective, but not in a controlling way, like i said earlier

Sure, he likes it simple like that, but if you didn’t like it like that, he wouldn’t force you to. whatever you want, you get.

a/n: I hope this made sense 😭😭 i was just kinda yapping. ig that’s what hcs usually are, though. if you submitted a request, i promise im working on getting them done, but ive got like 21 just in my asks and like another 15 in my replies, and thats gonna take a while to finish 🙏🙏 but ill try my hardest. not complaining tho, i appreciate the asks bc i literally wouldn’t know what to write without them

[xoxo4chrisss]

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[advantage-artrick]

Im baaaaack 😈 he he he

....sorry. anyway I've decided to be mysterious. But I need your help. I've narrowed my decision down to 🌈 or 🐶 or ✨ but I can't choose. Which one should I go for?

Also who do you think Artricks gay awakenings were?

heyyyy welcome back lol 🥰

oooh i do love a good mystery! those are all cute but for some reason i'm really feeling the 🐶 for you! (which is good cuz i'm pretty sure i saw that you've already picked it 😊).

now, call me crazy for this one, but i don't think patrick was art's gay awakening.

and i need y'all to hear me out on this. i think he had his gay awakening the summer before he started his first year at the academy. he was just so young, he didn't realize what it was at the time.

it was probably with a close but temporary friend of his, maybe a boy a grade or two above him who decided art was worth his time for the summer months (and it definitely wasn't because he lived hours away from his school friends and was out of other options).

anyway, because art was smaller and younger and more innocent than him, he was very easy to mess with, which this particular friend took advantage of at every opportunity.

he would tease art nonstop, calling him names and pushing him around, and art would come crawling back for more every single day as soon as his 'best friend' rolled out of bed at one pm.

some days they'd go swimming, and this boy would hold art underwater until he came back up coughing and sputtering with tears in his eyes. other days they'd go out to a field close by, and art never saw it coming when he got pushed down the big hill, even though it happened every time without fail.

but no matter what they did, every day art followed him all the way back home, battered and bruised from the hours of torment, and he blushed as he asked shyly if they could have another sleepover.

sometimes the boy said yes. usually he said no, but art tried not to take it personally. after all, every time he asked if they were still best friends, the boy's answer was always the same:

"yeah, sure, man. hey, can you grab me another soda from downstairs? my legs hurt from swimming all day."

art had always been a bit of a lonely child, so when this person wandered into his life, he'd assumed their relationship was typical for two new best friends.

he followed this boy everywhere, watching him run and swim with pure reverence and devotion, and he never complained when the kicks started to hurt too bad, because he figured he was lucky to even be hanging out with him at all.

and the blushing and the stuttering and the giggling and the daydreaming were all perfectly normal things that perfectly normal people did when they finally found their best friend.

that was why when art went off to the academy and quickly became best friends with patrick, nothing seemed out of the ordinary about their relationship in the slightest.

well, except that patrick smiled more and hit him less and brought them both snacks when he came back from the dining hall, but those things were a good kind of strange. needless to say, art was happier with patrick as his best friend, and thoughts of patrick took up so much of his mind, he never even considered seeing that other boy ever again.

now, for patrick, i think his gay awakening happened a little later in life for him. and by that i mean when he was like 14-15.

also, yes, it was absolutely art.

i don't really think there was much to it for him. i genuinely just think art (being the late bloomer that he is) came back to school one year after a long, eventful summer with messy curls and toned muscles and a better ass than most of the girls in their grade.

and patrick took one look at art in his suddenly-too-small tennis shorts running over to hug him with the same ridiculously adorable grin, and thought,

". . . oh, fuck."

and that was that.

patrick for sure had a 'poof! you're gay,' moment.

then he just had to spend the next several years acting like it never happened and that everything was still exactly the same.

oh, the agony of being hopelessly in love with your oblivious best friend.

XOXO 💕🐶

[silly-girl-jelly]

Being a student with Prune juice cookie (age 20/ in college/scholar)

Prune juice cookie x reader(cause I like him😈)

Word count: 477 (I know it's short🥲)

Don't come for me please😭 it's a lil all over the place and he's a lil out of character some places but I haven't wrote in years pookies! Enjoy though! Also it's not spell checked don't get me >:(

fic below the cut!

*he hates being partnered with you for projects not because he dislikes you but because you make him nervous. He has never had a crush before it's sounds silly to him. An adult cookie having a crush

*he is a little jealous of you if your athletic, and if you notice his change of demeanor he will brush it off as if your eyes we're playing tricks. He might avoid you for the rest of the day.

*if your good at potions he might enjoy your company a lot more seeing as to her have more to talk to you about. He's an awkward guy (sorry dandadan ref im feeling goofy) so don't expect him initiate dating at all, he does care about you but he'll try to trick himself into thinking it's just a normal friend kinda care.

*he is the jealous type, but there's no way he would cause a scene in public if anyones flirting with you, sorry but your on your own he is not a fighter physically so he's got your back but way back, like at least a block away if the guy looks strong. Like he loves you but he's not getting beat up for saying something sassy to the sleezebag talking to you

*now if you needed help with your homework he'd help of course but would complain a lot, “you know if you paid any attention in class you'd get this” followed by an eye roll, the whole session it's comments like this.

*now if you get upset and stop asking for his help then he’ll know something was work and when you get your graded papers back he nearly passed away, an ‘F’!? Ludicrous!

*he'd demand to know why you stopped asking hi for help when you needed it, if you tell him you were upset by his comments he wouldn't quite apologize but he'd stop complaining so much.

*the would be upset at himself though, he'd wonder if you cried at all, and he'd feel worse. He'd make it up to you somehow, maybe a cafe date.

*he is very pretty I like to think he might wear makeup since he looks so feminine, that's great for you! He'd help you pick out makeup and hell he'll even do it for you if you ask nicely, he would also let you paint his nails to match his

That's all for now I'll try to make a pt 2 and maybe a whole fic for him I love him he's so pretty! He's my little princess.