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A Tiny Stick of Dynamite
Laced With TNT
I'm A Firecracker, Hot As I Can Be!
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no one knows where the disgraced princess of the fire nation ended up. there was never any question of her survival after the war, but talk is eerily quiet regarding zuko's sister once her escape from the asylum came and went. the efforts of his dragon's teeth, his spies which was still an odd thing to think about having, turn up nothing of import. azula had become a ghost more than anything else, her presence reduced to the still ongoing rennovations of the palace and the memories haunting the shadows of the halls. they never faded, even when the ashes of their joint destruction had long been swept away
later, much much later when his lordship dawned it's fifth year and the burden of the throne became that much heavier, zuko recieved a strange letter. it was from his uncle, that was no surprise, but wax seal was hasty, and unfurling it revealed strangely rushed characters. odd, since iroh's brush stroke was always resolute and strong, his mother always claiming it to be the writing of an earth bender rather than fire royalty. he reads his words above his overbearing desk, pushing away whatever else needed his eyes. they were measured, iroh's words, a peculiar care to them and at the bottom in post script was nothing but an address.
ba sing se, the upper ring, a newling establishment in the sun plaza, business district - the blue fire bathhouse
#idrk what this is? have some word vomit#azula opens a bathhouse au#its been on the brain for a while#i think it wld be kind of fun. azula seems like a hygiene freak if her constant trips to the royal spa were anything#zuko can have a teahouse azula can become the owner of a chain of bathhouses that she directs with vicious efficency and an iron fist#iroh shows up one time oblivious and azula has the HORRIBLE TERRIBLE expirence of seeing that man naked in her establishment#she promptly decides to become Evil again and maliciously makes the bathing pool he's in 10 degrees too hot#as payback. for seeing his bare ass. as no niece should#azula#zuko#fire siblings#iroh#atla#veran rambles
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"Tonight, Heysel joins the hunt."
#BOOPS YOU. BOOPS YOU. BOOPS YOU. BOOPS YOU#heysel vc FACE ME. WITHIN THE CHALK CIRCLES WE DO NOT SPEAK OF. WHERE HUNTERS HURT EACH OTHER BARE OF WEAPONS.#THE CHALK CIRCLES WITHIN WHICH WE ABANDON CIVILITY AND NAKED TO THE WAIST WE BLEED ONE ANOTHER WITH FISTS.#AND OUR KNUCKLES PEEL BACK. AND OUR VENEERS.#COME BOOP ME HERE.#hunter au
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marinara sauce is literally orgasmic.
#it’s 2am and i can’t sleep and i found an extra take out marinara i got with mozz sticks a while back#dunking cheese curds in it? amazing#don’t judge me it’s literally a naked mozz stick i see no difference#the main take away here is marinara sauce is so good i’d actually fight someone over it#fists and all#i’m going to bed#here laur goes again..
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me: i dont get the erotic interpretation of Hadrian placed between Samothes and Samot, being outside their sexual conflict is kind of crucial to how i like to think of him
me when FatT Pinup Week: what if Hadrian wore nothing but the ring and the cloak and 5 drops of chanel n5
#Hadrian is my pet heterosexual but what if the wolf fur slipped down his naked back as he gripped it hard in his fist#what then#friends at the table
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karna is so silly. i think we need to appreciate his silliness more
#karna my beloved#im thinking about his awe at crabs and sitting on the elephant slide and shredding the bass whatever that means and fist bumping arjuna and#his sunglasses thing and how he mimics peoples sayings and tendencies as if theyre techniques and how he bought so many doujins from us#and how he's naked all the time and how he thought valentines day offerings of chocolate were a sign of a bad omen in chaldea#hes so SILLY
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[And his cold trousers were twisted and the sirens high and shrill. And crumpled in his fist was a five-dollar bill. And the naked mannequins with their cheshire grins. And the raconteurs and roustabouts said Buddy, come on in. 'Cause, 'cause the dreams ain't broken down here now. They're walking with a limp.]
#s28e16 bbq bites and southern flavor#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#cold trousers#five-dollar bill#naked mannequins#cheshire grins#sirens#fist#raconteurs#roustabouts#buddy#dreams#limp
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#g59#new chains same shackles#suicideboys#buying the cheapest carts putting on soundcloud and playing fistful of frags for hours at a time while completely naked
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OK but the Invisible Man man is definitely one of the most hilarious books I've ever read, Griffin is just constantly throwing a tantrum and calculating the most efficient way to beat everyone's ass.
#let's be honest though if he was thinking any of this through he wouldn't have gotten into a punching match with a whole town twice#or thrice i don't remember#stavro has a thought#the invisible man#zero foresight. his first reaction to everything is to raise his fists#all while completely naked btw#anyway read the invisible man that was my propaganda
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i’ve been cursed by beautiful wide hips that i do not want, and thick thighs that make finding pants that fit near fucking impossible.
if dresses weren’t seen by most people as inherently feminine and i wasn’t wildly uncomfortable being seen in them most of the time, i would wear dresses and nothing else simply for ease of not having to find pants that fit or match my shirts.
#this brought to you by today’s frustrating costco run bc i only own a single pair of shorts#and it’s hot as balls lately so i definitely need more than just the one pair#and everything that fits my thick ass thighs is way too big around my waist#but anything smaller in the waist i can’t even get over my hips#i also need a pair a black dress pants so i grabbed a pair that SHOULD have been my size#only to have them stretch in a very unsightly way around my hips and thighs and STILL BE TOO FUCKING LONG#and they didn’t have anything shorter!#i’m short! i’ve got tiny thick legs!! nothing fits!!!#ugh#anyway thank you for letting me rant#leggings and eleastic waists by beloved#leggings and stretch to accommodate my thighs and hips and they’re soooooo comfy but AGAIN#they’re considered ‘feminine’ and ‘unprofessional’#at least elastic waists will never fail me#i can get a size large enough to comfortably fit over my hips and not have a gap big enough for my fist in front of my tummy#anyway i hate wearing clothes in general just let me be naked#personal#venting#oh and also the beautiful hips thing is because on anyone else they WOULD be beautiful#but on me it feels like Gender Hell#tagging this as#gender mess#bc tbh that’s a big part of why it bothers me i think
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the book i have been proofing for work might be the first proofing project i give up on before the end of the book
#its not the worst thing i've ever read but also it's not very good#and the longer it goes on the worse it gets#unoriginal premise. quippy characters. too many characters introduced for no reason. characters retelling shit we just read over and over#there's at least three instances where a plot twist is revealed in an aside with the BBEG the chapter before it twists so it has no teeth#every woman is sex crazed (but don't worry its their religion/training/method of seduction/etc etc)#there have just been chapters where the protagonist and his love interest end up naked for basically no reason#also the most overt “the main character is autistic actually wait he has a demon in him eating his emotions” bullshit#not to mention the most ham-fisted attempts at representation that just feel disingenuous#they just introduced another set of characters doing a completely different thing from the main party and I DON'T CARE. SHUT UP#me gnashing my fucking teeth: if i was the editor i would have cut everything in this section and this one and this line sucks and#i only have a hundred pages left and if it dicked me around for 400 pages just to set up a sequel i will do a violence#AND THEY KILLED THE ANIMAL COMPANION. BEFORE HE EVEN GOT TO DO ANYTHING#DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING? YOU NEVER KILL THE ANIMAL COMPANION. FUCK YOU
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As usual insomnia is hitting me hard these past days so I'm thinking thoughts, mainly Ryukoto and Makoharu thoughts, while I try to sleep.
And I can totally see Ryuji becoming more and more aware that his initial crush with Makoto has evolved in something more deep. Meanwhile Haru realizes that the platonic love she feels for her friend is not platonic anymore and she's falling in love with her (and panics a little tbh because, breaking news, Japan is quite an homophobic country)
One day Ryuji says something like "Makoto's so great" thinking that no one is listening. But Haru hears him. They both engage in a conversation about how much they admire her and at a certain point Haru asks "Ryuji, do you like Mako-chan?" and he's about to combust but admits it and she just casually says "What and interesting coincidence, me too"
It takes him a while (a long while) to really get what Haru is implying and when he does Ryuji beams at her and naturally says that then they have something in common.
Instead of making it a competition they support each other and share their thoughts and feelings about Makoto, because seeing her happy is what's more important for them. If Haru noticed in the morning that Makoto's not having a good day she would tell him so he would accompany them for lunch. If Ryuji learns about any new movie Makoto wants to watch, Haru would get tickets for the three of them to go together.
And they're happy like that, being by her side and talking about how much they both love her. And Makoto, being as socially inept as she is, would be completely unaware of all this
#Bruxarants#bruxaheadcanons#Persona 5#makoto niijima#ryuji sakamato#haru okumura#ryukoto#makoharu#Of course Haru would take her chances to remind Ryuji that she has seen Makoto naked and can hug her without rising suspicion#Haru casually slapping Makoto's ass because they're friends while Ryuji just bites his fist in agony
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WIPS of @splathousefiction ‘s character Jen.
Pinning down a style for her is rather tricky, though I feel she could take just about any form she chooses.
I also like thinking she moves like smoke.
#doodle#wips#Splathouse characters#jen#jenazabel infernalous#procreate#character study#color study#Splathouse fiction#desire demon#she’s not naked!!#I just haven’t finished the drawing yet#I swear if you block this tumblr…! *shakes a fist*
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I HATE THE BOTS, THEY'RE TERRIBLE 😔
REAL— I GOT JUMPSCARED BC IT WAS IN AN ASK TT^TT
(also, side note, it’s good to see you ! hope you’re doing well)
#/trau replies#/miss rainbow sprinkles#BOTS SHAKES FIST#i swear to god if i see another person who is naked in any capacity i’m going to do a Swear.#or multiple swears.
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Wow Velma is. Bad.
#messages from knave#i have to keep pausing every two minutes because I'm getting second hand embarassment#they weren't lying about the cockroach sex scene#the first real scene of the show is daphne having a fist fight with another girl while they're both naked in the gym shower#about the meta of whether sex sells or not#she has a very violent rivalry going on with velma where velma feels justified in hitting her with a hockey stick unprompted#they all hate each other also THERE REALLY IS NO SCOOBY#they're friends why would you make them hate each other :(#I get that they're trying to go for more of the live action vibe but it doesn't have any of the camp#which is what made the live action movies so good#so there's all of the weed jokes with none of the gogo boots or blatant tax fruad#It's just not fun. I'd love to have a scooby doo show with gore and weed but the people making this just had no sense of fun#the show won't LET itself have fun about anything so why even bother making a reboot of the campiest franchise still kicking
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hiii :3 (experiencing the Horrors (consequences of her own actions))
#when will toledo said and if i could just split myself in two id take my fist so i could beat up the rest of me#also when brian molko said like the naked leads the blind i know im selfish im unkind (ik the context is different in the song but still)#piksla.txt
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