#nahhhhhhh fuck that

[defenselesswriter]

fell asleep at 5am.... which is so cool. my dog woke me up at 8:30 which i get she had to go potty so whatever.

i checked my phone after waking up and saw a text from my bank going "hey did you make this charge?"

the answer was no..... so on the day i get paid and need to go grocery shopping, i officially have no card. my bank is in a different state so i can't just pop in and get one. has to be mailed. so that sucked. luckily i could just transfer my sister money and use her card. hurdle jumped.

so i spend 2 hours straight running around to grocery shop and get some shit done.

hey remember how there was a charge on my card??? turns out my dad got a text the same time i did (4am my time 2am his) because his card was also compromised.... weird.

then i see that i have emails from playstation.... someone hacked my account. they changed the email associated with it too. i know there's been some hacking happening with playstation which i only just remembered when i saw these emails and the charges.

so i try calling playstation right? because i would like to keep access to the dozen or so games that i've bought over the years. hahaha turns out their call volume is so high they won't accept more calls and just hung up on me. "try our live chat"

yeah that's not easy to find on the playstation website fun fact. anyway. i've now been in the chat queue for 40 min to wait for a live agent. i'm currently 18 in line tho which is better than the 148 i started with.

also, remember my dad's card getting compromised the same time mine did???? it's because his card was on my playstation account since we used to share my ps4. the hackers managed to actually get a game out of him too. my card was declined because i had nothing in my account at the time. thankfully because it was only a few hours before i got paid so imagine that most of my paycheck was just gone when i woke up!! how fun!!!!

anyway. i'm mad as hell at the experience, going to be even more pissed if i lose all of my games. however, let's take a moment of silence for sony's customer support agents because they're probably experiencing some rude ass customers and being horribly overworked. this hacking shit has been going on at least a week that i know of. so moment of silence for our troops.

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Simon: *being treated with anything less than optimal love, happiness, care, kindness, adoration, protection*

Me: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

@anonfromtheflight: 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓

[jitterbugbear]

man i just don't enjoy a villain protagonist. remember when that was a massive thing here years ago?? like people ate that shit up

[thisiswhymp3]

LMFAO??????????

[piratebay]

ur exactly my type n honestly ur so brave to be on grindr..godspeed

WHAT REALLY 👀

and omfg i knowwww i fucking. put a pic of me wearing my usual fit and it said someone like. 400 feet away viewed me. 💀

[hoshigray]

FINALLY, SOMEONE WRITING ABOUT HIM USING HIS HAND MOUTH, RAHHHHHHHH

TRUE FORM SUKUNA X READER

cw: smut, bloodplay, nasty sloppy kissing wc: 790

True Form Sukuna never kisses you when he fucks you.

It wasn't something he ever deemed necessary to share such intimacy with a mere concubine-- even if you were his favorite. You'd always cum hard regardless, milking his thick cocks so obediently without any request or complaint. You were the perfect little fuck doll. So he's slightly taken aback one day when you are so cockdrunk and fucked out you forget yourself and ask for him to kiss you. The request was slurred and almost intelligible as he'd been tearing up your tight cunny the majority of the night, you barely had a coherent thought. He wondered if it finally happened and he broke your mind with his cocks--- had to be the case if you were asking him something this delusional. Clearly you were delirious if you thought he'd agree to such a ridiculous request.

However, if there is anything he loves more than fucking you and thats teasing you. Sukuna smirks. Hovering over your shaky sweat-ridden form and admiring the new bruises that are blooming under your skin. He's so close to your face you close your eyes in anticipation and quiver thinking of the fiery kiss he would surely swallow you whole with when Sukuna slaps his hand over your mouth. Your eyes shoot open in realization as the mouth on his hand forces it's thick tongue down your throat.Sukuna grins at you evilly, thinking it would be the last time you make such a silly request of him and waiting to drink in your disappointed whines. Yet the expression quickly falls off his face when he realizes your hands that are now clutching his wrists aren't to pull him away but to deepen the kiss. Once over your initial shock, the pleasure of being kissed by Sukuna--- even by his mere hand takes over. You moan wantonly into his heavy palm. Your tongue pushes back against his moist appendage as if to fight a losing battle of dominance, it just felt so good, so complete to have him filling all parts of you. Both your holes clenched impossibly tighter around him as you wrap your arms around his wrist, threading your fingers through his own as his massive hand is brought even closer to your face.

Not even when the sharp canines of his hand mouth puncture your tongue and fill yours and his with blood, you attempt to pull back. The sensation is even more dizzying as his mouth tongue greedily sucks your blood down as it spills from you. A mix of drool and blood pool in the corners of your mouth and dribble down your neck as you slobber and gurgle to breathe through the kiss yet still stroke the back of his hand like it were the nape of his neck, encouraging his hand to ravage you harder. You nearly choke from how far it tries to reach down your throat. Sukuna's hand tongue mimicked the motions of his cock the way it drove itself into your heated mouth. You were so close, so close to cumming again bucking your hips up to him and his thrusts in turn picked up speed. Sukuna driving so deep you thought he might puncture a lung--- not like you were making good use of them now anyway. However just as you are reaching your peak Sukuna rips his hand away from your mouth. "Stupid filthy fucking girl. Not an ounce of fucking couth." Before his mouth, his primary one, slams onto your kiss swollen lips. If you could have processed anything beyond your own pleasure you could have realized then how jealous Sukuna was of his own fucking hand. Yet everything goes blank as white hot pleasure consumes you now that you are finally kissing him on the actual mouth, this tongue even more determined to ruin you than the last.

Your hands grip the sides of his tattooed face as your pussy gushes and flutters around him so hard causing him to do something he rarely ever did and cum inside you. Nevertheless he continues to drill his cum into your holes as he attacks your bruised lips, uncaring now if you were slightly turning blue from the lack of air from his hand around your neck pinning you to the bed. Sukuna only pulls back when you are near the point of passing out. He couldn't have you tapping out just yet, not when you were awakening his carnal fires in such a way. You ragdoll against him as Sukuna flips you over on top of him squishing your cheeks in one hand to force your mouth open as he continues to fuck up into you with renewed vigor.

True Form Sukuna now always kisses you when he fucks you.

a/n: wrote this all @ 3am IN TUMBLR DRAFTS of all places so you know im delirious doing something this reckless. needing sleep but cant cause i cant find my indica vape and my adhd meds havent worn off yet lol. but my mind is not stable enough to write on any of my many WIPs lol. sorry for whatever this is lmfao i just had the massive intrusive thought of Sukuna being jealous of you making out with his hand so hard lmfao. EDIT-- now that im lucid and not sleep deprived i fixed some errors and reformatted lol.

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

i was having a dream I’d had before where my family & I went for lunch at this old lady’s place and she ended up trying to kill all of us by the end of the dream

so when this dream started again tonight I was like oh fuck. I need to kill her first. So I found some rat poison to put into her food. anyway.... turns out this old lady was innocent and i killed her for no reason so that was really fucked up of my brain

[thingswhatareawesome]

just sr pathetic whining.

do just like i'm supposed to when trying swarm diff III. path of abundance, pres mc, qq, dhil, luocha. get great run of blessings. boss stage 1 pastes qq near instantly (even had the destr blessing to divide dmg), then couple rounds later gets dhil, despite healing. draws out to boss enrage (goddamn grizzlies anyway). constant enemies with lightning dmg, when i didn't have jy, ofc. and boss buff was gonna do shit anyway, bc it was going to create phys or ice weakess, which ofc i had neither of.

next run, take jy. still use path abundance. blessing choices are constant shit, don't even have the basic resonance yet. partway through stage 1, get a swarm i literally can't do enough dmg to to get ahead of the new spawns, sit and spin until enrage. and ofc jy dies. does that matter? no, bc this time they want *quantum* so i should've had qq.

so tired of the random bullshit in this event. you NEVER have the damage type they're going to want, every time you guess you're wrong. the blessing rng is all over the place. and ofc my shields just aren't good enough bc i'm sure i just should have gepard's super shields which i don't, bc i'm both f2p and standard only ever gave me one 5* and that's himeko.

i just HATE this event. i wasted so much gd time, to get nothing. yet yesterday i did so well on difficulty II and it was damned near easy. it's ALL RANDOM RNG and god i just want to destroy shit and i'm just again, so frustrated bc all i can see is i'm too pathetic and shitty at this game and my characters are too shitty to function, and all i see are people with amazing characters with amazing stats and i just WISH i could fucking have their relics and planar shit bc all mine are bad and it's not my fault??? it's what the game's given me? i'm doing my fucking best??? and it's just not enough.

just tired of this event making it seem like hoyo's gating me, that i'm not allowed to play with the big kids anymore. all bc just rng on top of rng on top of rng with a f2p cherry on top.

idk. not sure whether to retry it tomorrow with path preservation, or just give up and go back to diff ii and accept i'm too crappy to do any better (meanwhile everyone considers III ez or normal and only get challenged higher).

and yet again i'm going to be up too late. bc sim u shit takes SO MUCH TIME and ofc so does the swarm version. and i'm tired of not realizing i'm playing til 1am which means i'll be lucky to be goign to bed by 3. again.

and i think i'm the only one who hates this event, who's frustrated and upset by it, everyone else thinks it's fun and great, like it's only ME that's struggling. because i suck. i guess.

i hate that i hit the point in this game where i feel too shitty of a player to be daring to play. i remember when i got to that point in xiv when i changed from hey i'm having fun at this and i'm doing my best and doing good to wow i suck and no matter hard i try i'm always avg at best. and now i've hit that here, where i felt like hey i'm having fun i'm doing good if i do my best and keep trying i eventually get it to now just i already know to not bother with FH and now this just says nah i'm shitty and everyone else are meta gods and i'm stupid and take forever to learn, but no matter how much i do or how much time i spend learning, the game's still going to fuck me over by just constant CONSTANT bad rng in every damned aspect of the game.

why can't the game just give me a fucking break and give me the good rng it give other people. please, why push me down when i'm already down as it is.

and seriously HOW COULD I DO SO WELL YESTERDAY AND SO COMPLETELY AWFUL TODAY. ALL THROUGH ALL 3 PARTS OF DIFF II WITHOUT EVEN ONE DEATH AND THIS I CAN'T EVEN DO STAGE 1. i just...what the fuck even. tired of feeling like i only get to do well if i'm lucky and all the stars align just so. why even try if the biggest gamble is if the game is/isn't going to outright fuck you over and prevent you from succeeding.

i just...want some event rewards too :/ i knew i wasn't going to get them all, had that happen before on one with difficulty levels. didn't realize i was barely going to get anything from doing my literal goddamned best.

[artisticxlly]

I AM SO FUCKING DONE OMG

I just KNOW Jayvik is about to have me soooo ill

[hollowtones]

¿Hi how do you make such amazing posts?

- Count Dracula

sent from Commodore 64

nahhhhhhh you sick fuck One minute it's "your posts are quite good" The next it's "Can you invite me into your house so I can turn into a bat & do something unethical". Go an suck some one else

[nalyra-dreaming]

Comments on 2x08!!! Well… spoilers, obviously:)

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Being buried like that is my absolute worst fear holy shit

Armand painting himself as the poor little victim makes me livid lol

Louis thinking about what he could havw changed and always arriving at kissing Lestat?!!! 😭😭😭😭

Armand reviving Louis but letting him tonrise by himself *insert middle finger emoji*

Louis going a bit mad - holy shit. sooooooo creepy I love it. And him preparing and getting their asses!!! Sublime!

Thank god Louis takes her diaries and dress 😭

Calling “Francis“ LMAO and with Come To Me toooooo 🙌😈😈

That sliver of light separating Louis and Armand… and Armand just continues to lie….

Sorry not believing the dungeon scene. Lestat just… sitting there? Contemplating and citing Magnus??? Mhhhh. Louis… threatening him and then… passionate kiss and leaving with Armand? That’s…. another Armand fanfic. Sorry, but … lol. No. No way. OR it’s edited and Louis bargained for Lestat‘s life there. As for Claudia’s back then. For example Louis could have burned Lestat there and that is why he was so apprehensive and fearful in SF. But this??? Nahhhhhhh - but: We‘ll see. In s3 apparently ^^ I could also see Louis burning him there or in the theater in a rage, but we’ll see. Anyways: this??? Nope. :)

Also, that blood of Akasha nod is very weird

Ah yes - the disassembly has started 😈

Get him Daniel!!!!!

There goes the broadcasting theory 🤓

And the soldiers!!!!! Yesssss

Not believing the rehearsing btw

LESTAT SAVED LOUISSSSSSSSSS Yesssss baby 🙌 I KNEW IT

Look at them bleeding ears 🥹 (also Armand (supposedly) would have let Louis die. Right. We‘re alllll clear on that, right.)

77 YEARS BASED ON A SEISMIC LIE (ooof!!!!)

Oof Louis is maddddd

Yes get his ass. Also him threatening Armand 👀

Hurricane Odetta! 2021!!!! The crime tour was funny. And then… Moss house. Implied fledgling but… no way

Yeah. Rip my heart out while you’re at it. JAM just have the energy for them. And god… Lestat breaking on remembering Claudia burn 😭 and the embrace on him calling himself her father.

Lestat looks like healing from burns still 👀 (also him using Siri?!!!)

Louis apologizing for making Lestat miserable

Because he didn’t know it was a gift 😭😭😭😭

That embrace. The looks. It’s just raw 😭😭😭

And to leave us like that the BASTARDS!!!!

Daniel!!!! Sweety!!!! Love the sass!!!Look at your eyes!!!! But yeah no, Armand did not turn you out of spite lol

But - calling it: contested NOLA meeting (OR Lestat is in Dubai either Louis)

Louis (supposedly) returning to Dubai alone… I get it. Louis needs to find himself. And honestly?? After Claudia asking him who he is outside of Claudia and Lestat? To say: “I own the night“????? ROCKS. 🙌🙌🙌

Also: Louis challenging the other vampires to come and get him - well - with the s3 announcement??? - HERE COMES THE VAMPIRE LESTAT!!!

I‘m not crying and grinning happily, you are…

*sniffs*

Episode Insider:

Jacob texting that pic - LMAO

Assad: All lf the facade […] has been shown to be a complete lie

Jacob: Lestat would have saved Claudia if he‘d had the energy 😭

Jacob: There’s things said at the end that nobody will ever know other than me and Sam. RIP ME 💀

OKAY. I‘m … good. Happy. Satisfied. Season 3 - here we fucking come!!!!

[knavesflames]

Also on topic of limes and citrusy stuff...

I belive that Arle is sort of partly spider, mainly couse of that boss form of hers.

And idk if you guys know, spiders hate citrus, thats the best way to get rid of them

And i cant help but imagine her screeching and hissing at [Y/N], who's holding a lime out.

Sort of Vampire and garlic situation

NAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHA ok listen i have a history with spiders— i can’t go into it because its so stupid but i have a history with spiders that means i am utterly terrified of them, i think they may GENUINELY be my worst fear. Because of that, (though you’re probably right and i do agree with you on her spider thing)

My personal belief is that when she was younger and figured out her balefire stuff she was grieving Bambi so she decided ah yes. The form of a spider. That’s me.

Either way, I have just pictured myself holding up a bowl of limes and screaming and crying and pleading for her to turn back to normal and she’s just fucking. Hissing and screeching at me. Anyone who knows what I look like (about 5 of all of you— I’m a faceless being) can probably picture said scenario and I think that makes it even funnier.

Also, my dear, choose an emoji. My bestie dildoblade I want you to have a hashtag emoji 💅

[nugulover69]

New Development: The Freaks Have Formed a Polycule (ALSO TSURUGI REFERRED TO YAGURUMA AS "NIISAN". NOT ANIKI. NIISAN. THAT IS IN CHARACTER FOR HIM BUT I DON'T LIKE IT REGARDLESS)

The Freaks Have Congregated

[thecluelessdoctor]

DA DA NAH NAH NAHHHHHHH

idk.

Anyway ACTOR AU! SKETCHES AND. SHIT. YEAH

Pomni!

She's still rather new to the acting scene. She was a accountant before getting the job to play the main character of the amazing digital circus

Caine. Also known as tired teeth man

Both actor and co-producer of the digital circus. He's tired. Someone let him sleep.

Kinger

Idk he's still kinger.

Yeah lmao

Ragatha?

Yup I made the nicest character a bastard because why the fuck wouldn't I lmao-

Zooble.

I gave them a hoodie. Idk why they just deserve a hoodie.

They are also relatively new to the acting scene :D

And finally Jax and Gangle. Something something unlikely friends.

Jax has been acting for a good while, and decided to drag his once agent, now apparently coworker, into the chaos. Fuck yeah

Oh and a little guest appearance

The moon! Now where did they get the money to hire such a star! Or should I say rock? *Cue laughing track*

(Please reblog so I can mayhaps be known)

[msmpictures]

Oh shit, it hurts-...

Context: Vinnie had a nightmare:'c..

Alternative response:

OH FUCK NAHHHHHHH

[avemusica]

all of them. daiya. please

1) Does your OC have a voice claim, if so who?

im literally so bad with voices its insane . i love you but why would you do this to me MORE UNDER CUT

2) Who's your OCs best friend? How did they become best friends?

KURUMI + RIKU !!! rumi especially . they were all sent 2 the same prestigious art school on account of all being from relatively affluent families & have been inseparable ever since . w rumi specifically they have Always been on the same wavelength since their eyes met theyre like each others emotional support creature

3) What song describes your OC?

ive yet to find one accurately descriptive of him in his entirety but his solo is salvador by nilfruits which sums up his thoughts on art pretty succinctly !!

4) What song describes your OC and their partner/love interest?

RUMIS SOLO i told you this i think its dedicated to them,,, also fireflies never came . YAYYY harumakigohan

5) Do you ship your OC with a Canon character? If so who?

I KEEPTRYING SO HARD TO MAKE OCXCANON WITH THEM IT NEVER PANS OUT HEAD IN HANDS

7) Vice-Versa! If your OC is in the modern day, what fantasy class would they be? Would they be a different race?

i think he & kaito would be warlock and wizard respectively,,, + either tiefling or earth elemental would be super fun

8) What hobbies does your OC have? What do they do to unwind?

well obviously The Art Thing but other than that urban exploration 👍

9) How does your OC handle their physical health? Do they take care of themselves?

RATHER POORLY . BECAUSE OF THE ABOVE . ADRENALINE JUNKIE-ISMS AND THE LIKE . 4 stuff like contagious diseases hes actually surprisingly cautious but physicall injuries nahhhhhhh

10) How does your OC handle their mental health? Do they take care of themselves?

How Do You Fucking Think Annie Bongwater . no one ever asks how was the self destructive spiral was it fun did you have fun

11) What was your inspiration for your OC?

i really didnt want a three person group so i went You know what this needs . Siblings who suck . (in all seriousness kaito was supposed to represent classic, traditional ideals of art that supposedly priorities technical ability while daiya was supposed to represent bold conceptual ideas of modern art with seemingly no regard for its basic foundations, and their conflict is meant to be about how no matter how hard you try you fundamentally cant divorce one from the other)

12) Does your OC interact with other people's OC? If so, who's their best OC friend?

GEE I WONDER . I WONDER WHOS DAIYAS BEST OC FRIEND LETS REALLY PUT OUR HEADS TOGETHER HERE (hanabi confectiheartdare Your dorter)

13) Does your OC have a rival? How did it start?

no unless i decide to make ibuki and kaito friends in which case Yes

14) Who's a character your OC cannot stand! It's on sight when they see them!

SEE ABOVE ?

15) Will your OC ever retire? Do you see them making it?

THAT IS KIND OF HARD TO SAY . from viennrose specifically bc his addition was Very spur of the moment within canon . from art literally never thats in his blood babey

16) How's their relationship with their parents? Are they alive?

pretty nice ! one of the best of viennrose actually . their mother is incredibly sweet but has grown more distant and frail since they lost their father, so they make a joint effort to take care of her as much as she does for them

18) What are their pronouns? What would they like to be called?

he/it ! mostly goes for he but likes switching it up

19) What's their sexuality? What's their love language both giving and receiving?

poly bi + giving varies but recieving just sort of likes reassurance that hes not going to be left behind

20) If they fight, what's their weapon of choice?

he does not ! metal pipe

22) Fight or Flight? Are they a lover or a fighter?

FIGHT he never backs away even if its to his own detriment + kind of both ?

23) Is your OC reliable? Can I call them up at two in the morning if I have a flat tire?

already answered this yes absolutely 👍 he is stealing your possessions

25) Are they the kind of person who can't resist a good song? Can I catch your OC singing to themselves while they do the dishes?

YES ABSOLUTELY he loves singing he loves doing random little dances he loves creation he loves life !!!!!!!!

26) What flower do you associate your OC with?

fuck i dont have one for him actually

27) What's their spirit tamagotchi? Or an animal you associate them with?

beetlw,,,,,,,,

28) What clique would they be in? (Draw them in the clothes of said group!)

art kids . this is him normal

29) Imagine a mood board for your OC! What's on it? (Make it if you want!)