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es05l2k5sl · 5 years ago

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I'll never understand why WB had to redesign the Batcast for the new Bat adventures. Some characters took getting used to. But as for the villains, I'm roasting they asses cus they're ugly. Can't change my mind.

These Oswalds together look like 2 different people bruh. But we're here to talk about new Oswald. This Wimpy x Olive Oyl fusion snoody looking ass bitch. I'd like his outfit if it didn't have that lazy drawned bow tie looking like 2 triangles glued together & those fake ass MJ gloves. Also when tf did he have 10 fingers in dis universe? Also fuck that hair. Rocking a balding Mullet like ponytail before. Now it's just a boring cut down. Got dat snooty ass bitch look on face like his bird shit don't be stinking. I'll rock tf out u. Lookin like a whole ass Looney character or sum mf from the 30s.

Wot da fuck dey got Selena wearing here? Sis looking like a whole ass alien. Kid vs Kat looking ass bish. And her skin white af too? Did sis fall in some damn Joker acid too? Sis whole lower face is white as shit! Dat shit paler than crack. Like sis got the white slapped outta her and she just turned whiter. Das probably what happened. Her ass probably got on my mans Bruce last nerves one night and got da shit backslapped out her ass.

So my dude Matthew got turned a different color pal & got his neck privileges revoked? Lazy af but not the worst revamp.

You kno that meme: "upgrade, upgrade, FUCK GO BACK!"? Dis pre much sums up Jonathan here. My mans jus looks so dirty here. Looking straight outta da trash bin. Like literally dirty. Nasty ass teeth probably got dat hot ass breath blowing thru them bitches. Das a real fear toxin right there. Long ass black as shit dirty ass hair. Tryna copy off my girl from the ring w dat shit. Need to take dat dirty ass wig and mask and Amish hat tf off my dude. It is not rocking you. Dat whole worn out trashy ass outfit ain't working for you either hoe. You need to take yo ass a bath bitch cus your arms looking brown and ashy as a bitch. You can not even THINK about borrowing anything from me w yo dirty creepy stalker lookin ass. If you don't put down that damn stick like yo ass need help walking and shit I oughtta bitch ya ass with the shit fo going around dressed like dis. Take that damn rope off your neck bitch fo I do something Bruce won't do.

Bruh, you can not go up to my face and tell me these niggas are the same person in the same mofucking universe! Jervis What da fuck did they DO TO YOU MY N**GA?? N**ga looking like a damn leprechaun with special needs and shit. Rocking all dat dookie green swag but you got no swag anymore my dude. It's shit like you clothes and yo breath! Yo shits wasn't perfect and white before but them hoes looking hella worse now. What you get drinking all that damn tea my n**ga. Ol Tiny ass n**ga. Like wot. HOW?! HOW TF DID YO ASS SHRINK??? LIKE SOMEBODY TOSSED YOU ASS IN A LAUNDRY DRYER AND PROBABLY FORGOT TO TAKE YO STUPID ASS OUT. PROBABLY WHY YO HAIR WHITE AND SMALL AS SHIT YA UGLY ASS LUCKY CHARMS LOOKING ASS CRACK FEENY. If you don't hop yo ass back under a rainbow with dem skinny ass broken heel lookin ass tap dancing shoes.

Victor, bruh, they dem did yo ass so dirty in the new adventures. I ain't gonna lie that new suit kinda ok. But you looking like a whole skeleton and shit. Lookin like a young Palpatine & shit. Ol Frisky dingo looking ass! Need to put those goggles back on. The least yo (spoiler) 2003 Baxter Stockman ass can do now.

Yo ass probably looking mad as shit cus ya can't jack it no more n**ga. Dats all gon now. Long with yo unloyal ass wife. How tf she gon bounce on you after everything you did for her? After all the years and bull you had to put up with & she leave yo cold ass for another nibba? Fuck DCAU Nora. Just fuck her.

Scarface lookin like a damn Fanboy & Chum Chum character & his boy over here lookin like Chode. Next.

UUUUUUUUUUGGGHHHHHGG.

Just. UAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHH. Bruh I will never understand who tf thought this shit was a good idea?! Like who the fuck, was drawing dis nigga. Drew DIS Sus af shit. LOOKED at dis shit. And said to deyself: "Yeah dats da Riddler aight". HELL TO THE NAH DAT AIN'T NO DAMN DAS A (dick) FIDDLER! HE LOOKIN SUS AS FUCK NOW WITH THEM TIGHT AS GREEN SPANDEX AND THAT DARK AS HELL EYELINER. Looking like gay Christmas elf! Looking like a gay ass ballay dancer with them Spider Gwen ballerina shoes. You can't dance for shit nigga! Yo shit is SOOO DAMN TIGHT like I can get a good sight and shape picture of yo "Question mark" I'm telling y'all. sSSSUUUSSSSSSS. Looking like a bigasss lima bean. Skinny ass Jack skeleton moFucka. Like. They did my boy Eddy so freakin dirty with this. My mans had class, style, a nice look, HAIR. Now he. Whateverthelivingfuckdisbaldasspeterpanlookinmofuckasupposestobe. And i hate how that's how he did be lookin in almost every new Batverse when why tho? Nigg(m)a look stupid as hell. How tf he expect to be tooken seriously dressed and lookin like dis ? If I saw dis fucker in real life and he threatens me, imma laugh at his ass and beat him with his cane. Get ya Richard from Allen Gregory looking ass away from me. I can't!

Bruh it don't look that much but they did my mans Harvey dirty too. LOOK AT MY MANS FACE. good half i mean. Yall nigs kno. THESE MUHFUCKERS STRIPPED HIM OF HIS PRETTYNESS! Man. Dis version of Harvey was a pretty muhfucka. You can't deny dat shit

Even when he became Two-Face he still got dat 1 side of pretty. And that deep af panty soaking voice to go along w it. He dat half and half package.

Now HE LOOK LIKE DIS

WHOEVER TF DID DIS NEED DEY ASS WHOOPED! SQUARE TF UP NOW. NIGGA LOOKS LIKE EYEBROWLESS VERSION OF DOC FROM SECRET SATURDAYS. FAT ASS BLOCK NOSE MUH FUCKA. His eye looks like traingle with a Nike logo on top of it. Lookin like a poorly drawn Dwayne The Rock Johnson. And ya other half ain't lookin that good either. Dat 1 eyebrow putting Helga Pataki to shame! I mean the shit didn't look good before but it was somewhat tamed, now the shit looking like full grownass caterpillar. And that lip black as hell. Kno that side dirty as fuuhck!

I don't even know what tf I'm sposed to say about DIS except (kinky..)

Angelica pickles looking ass. Bigass blonde captain coconut looking ass hairstyle. Looking like a blonde creepy ass Wednesday Adams. Dem black as fuck Kim possible lips. She actually looking like a family guy character with that bigass head and small body. I SWEAR she ded looking like one of Stewie's ex's right now my dude! Got tiny ass flat ass guitar chip shoes. Looks like sis wearing fucking Zippers as shoes. Sis got that "i got something planned fo yo ass" smile. Sis look like she plotting something or did some evil shit already.

. . .

Bros I'm sorry but I'm just as confused as you like. I can't find a single thing different about Harley. Like literally nothing. Her makeup at night be looking blue sometimes, looking like a fakeass Livewire, but nah. They didn't even touch homegirl. Why tf is Harley the only character that stayed the same?????! Niggas was playing favorites. They had plans for that ass since day one. They was probs like: "Aye y'all. DO NOT TOUCH HARLEY. SHE STAYS THE SAME!" "why?" "JUST LISTEN TO ME BITCH!" "Wha bout her mans?" "Oh hell yeah fuck his shit up!" ...sigh.. Yep. It's that time...

UaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHH what else is dere to be said about dis ugly ass nigga? Dis nigga look like Yakko Warner & Freakazoid's love child! Dis nigga look like a random Tiny toons or Animaniac character! With that dookie green shirt and flower. You and Riddler's gay ass both matching them Dexter's laboratory Gloves. Why tf yo eyes eyes black as fuck tho?! How tf does one do that to theyself?! Yo ass probably snorted some shit and ya shits expanded and that's prolly yo pupils with ya cracked out ass. Nigga don't even look like a clown no more. Hell Jared Leto Joker atleast had the lipstick down. Dis nigga got dem ashy ass lips hanging out. Nigga think he owning too. Nigga you don't own shit! Broke as hell now. And yo design broke too. Joker? Man more like Broker. Got dat fairly odd parents hair. Got that Cosmo and Wanda in one. Like bitch if you don't. Just like Riddler i can not take yo animaniac looking ass serious. You do not scare me bitch! Bye!

Now see dis? DIS is Aight! A lot more fitting and & faithful to the character. No over the fucking top redesign, you can actually tell it's the same damn character as before, a little bit of swag for personality

So that's the tea. Ivy & Croc are the only good rogue redesigns in the whole series, evBody else ugly as shit.

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at-the-exd-of-everythixg · 4 years ago

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💍 Sal and Mattie

@awkward-snake-girl

send me 💍 + A SHIP and i’ll tell you—

More or less Evolution based since that's where a lot of our writing for them happens in and,,,I'm not sure about what would happen in main verse tbh (I'm laughing suddenly because Sal's main age is 24 while I'm p sure Mattie's main age is always 16 so,,,local bee man abused by teenage snake girl)

where they get married

Out in the country since it probably makes both of them feel safer. Maybe near a fruit orchid!

when they get married ( ie what time of day, what month and season etc. )

Late March since the weather will be picking up by then and near sunset since it's better for Sal.

what traditions they include ( do they get married under a chuppah and crush a glass, garter toss, ‘something borrowed, something blue,’ etc. )

Nah, Mattie and Sal probably don't want any traditions since its supposed to be their wedding and no traditions from shitty parents!!

what their wedding cake looks like

Blueberry yogurt mousse cake! Sal demands blueberries and cue Mattie smooching her shrieky bee man.

….who smashes cake into whose face

Sal does but he thumbs and licks it off!

who proposed to who first

Mattie did and Sal thought she had been joking until a week later she had started talking to him about wedding arrangements.

who walks down the aisle and who waits at the altar ( or neither )

They both stay at the alter since Sal doesn't have anyone apart from a few friends and Bex at work while Mattie gets her Brotherhood friends and some X-men.

what their wedding dresses / suits / other look like

Wedding jumpsuit baby! And I'm soft for Sal actually doing for something that looks smart and clean cut out of nervous needs to look good for Mattie.

what their wedding colour scheme is and what sort of decor they have

Lots of dark green that fades off into purple, playing onto the galaxy theme and a little bit like a forest at night! There's a lot of mini plants and candles as well as a sort of "picnic at night" theme.

what flowers are in the bouquet ( if applicable. bonus: what do the flowers mean? )

Pansy, Cosmo, hyacinth, primrose and white roses!

what their vows are ( eg poetry, traditional, improvised etc. )

Mattie wants to reassure Sal that they'll try at marriage, that they won't have anything to worry about so long as they just try and confide in each other. She wants to make happy memories for them both, wants to have a chance where they could move past everything adults had put them through.

Sal says that he's scared of what might happen but...anything with Mattie will have to be good. He wants to trust Mattie and trust in the idea that maybe he can have a better life now. With her. He wants it to be worth it, no matter what happens to them.

if anyone’s late to the wedding

Tabitha is, but weddings aren't meant to be punctual, right? Mattie disagrees.

who’s in the bridal parties / groomsmen / other

Mattie has Rogue, some of the new recruits she gets along with, Fred and Lance while Sal has Tabitha, Kitty, Pietro and some of his work friends.

what their bridal party / groomsmen / other are wearing

Green and purple themes again baby!!

who gives speeches at the reception ( bonus: what do they say? recount a sweet memory or two between them? tell an embarrassing story? )

Todd gives a speech and Sal almost tackles him for it and Wanda surprisingly gives a speech but really it's an awkard apology about making Sal into a dog which makes Mattie laugh.

who catches the bouquet( s )

Pietro does! Boy speeds to grab it.

what their wedding photos are like ( are they sweet, with the couple holding hands or kissing or ~gazing into each others eyes~? are they silly, with a snapshot of the ‘cake-smash’ moment? or are they artistic, with one of them facing the sunset or holding their bouquets? )

A lot Mattie smooching Sal's cheeks, quite a few of group photos with friends and a sweet one of Sal reaching up to pull Mattie into a kiss. And one where Sal shifts snake features for the heck of it!

what sort of food they have at the reception

They have a lot of meat dishes and pasta dishes since it's good for Mattie and Sal and a lot of desserts!!!

who cries first during the ceremony

Sal and he HATES IT because ew??? His makeup??? So what if he's finally happy he can't have a ruined face

how wild their reception gets ( who dances the best, who gets drunk first, etc. )

Absolutely wild I mean,,,its full of super humans and suddenly Mattie is dancing with a girl who is the entity host of the Phoenix force and Sal's blowing up balloons with Tabitha.

what their rings are like

Fancy rings and you bet that they do the couple colour swap like with Finn and Mattie.

what sort of favours they have ( heart shaped sparklers, mini champagne bottles, personalised candy etc. )

Lots of chocolate and flavoured champagnes since these babies love their fruity treats,,,and a stuffed toy poodle from Wanda that makes Mattie snort.

where they go for their honeymoon

Spain since it seems like a nice place to go and has plenty of heat for the both of them.

something memorable that happens during the party / ceremony ( do they run out of ice and someone goes to get it in full formal wear on foot, does anyone fall asleep in the middle of the party, etc. )

Todd and Sal get into an argument and long story short? Hissing snake wife makes them both shut up pretty quickly.

who officiates the ceremony

Kurt does lil stinky hamster man.

what song their first dance is to

Glory of Love

who gives who away as they walk down the aisle

N o one!!!

#ask #awkward-snake-girl #the living stardust (sal)#evolution verse #wedding meme #headcanon

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thorne93 · 6 years ago

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Stan Lee University (Part 8)

Prompt: What would the Avengers be like in college, more importantly, what would they be like if Y/N existed around them?

Word Count: 3588

Warnings: drama, language, betrayal

Notes: This is based on a HC from @carryonmyswansong. They helped brainstorm and write part of this series. In this AU, no one will have powers, everyone is a normal human. Beta’d by @carryonmyswansong

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Saturday - the day of the party that you’d invited Stephen to.

You weren’t sure if he was really going to come alone. You honestly hoped he didn’t come at all. You didn’t want to deal with the awkwardness or his assholeishness. You weren’t sure why it got under your skin.

Maybe it was because he’d given you every reason to think he was into you. He touched you often in lab. His fingers grazing yours to grab a notebook, to pick up a tool. He pretended to graze your ass once and said it was an accident. He showed up to your pre-med club and joked with you. He always smiled when he saw you.

So why be a dick when you invite him out? How did that even add up?

Instead of dwelling on him, you pulled on some black slacks and a flashy top. Loki was taking you and that’s all that mattered. No Stephen, no Bucky, no homework. Just a night with friends and a new date.

You didn’t get too fancy with your makeup and hair because this was a college party and chances were your hair wasn’t going to stay intact.

At 6:15, a knock came at your door. You figured it was Loki and found yourself thrilled when you saw him on the other side of the threshold.

“Ready to turn heads?” he asked with a smug grin.

“Let’s do it,” you cheered before grabbing your bag and following him out the door.

The party was at Tony’s house, a huge place on the very rich side of town. You took your car, as you already knew the way to the place.

“So you good friends with this Stark guy?” Loki asked halfway to his mansion.

“Yeah, we’ve known each other pretty much all our lives. Most of us have. Small town and all that.”

“Must get annoying, everyone already knowing everything about you.”

You shook your head, frowning. What an odd thing to say.

“No, not really. I feel like I have a huge family. Which is why what Wanda did hurt so bad. These dudes are my extended family. Gosh, Clint’s spent almost every Christmas with my family. I’ve had Easter egg hunts at Tony’s for years. So no. I think it’s nice.”

“Yeah but don’t you ever like keeping some mystery?”

“I do have mystery. There are things I’ve shared with Bucky that only we know. There are little moments with Clint that we know. There are still some places and things I love that no one knows. I’m not an open book, you know.”

He peered at you. “Hmm, I’d like to know some of those things, one day.”

You lightly laughed. “Maybe… One day.”

A moment later, you pulled into the driveway, lots of other cars already there.

“Ready for this?” you asked, raising your eyebrows at him playfully.

“I was born ready, darling.”

The two of you jumped out and you walked up the sidewalk, not bothering to knock. When the door opened, it exposed you to about fifty people. You knew quite a few of them, but some were new faces.

The two of you made your way through the party to the kitchen, where Tony and Bruce stood.

“Hey guys!” you greeted, waving with a grin on your face. “I brought Loki.”

“Nice to meet you,” he said, extending his hand to the two.

“Likewise, Shakespeare,” Tony teased. “I’ve got the open bar, as usual, chips, and pizza is on the way.”

“Went all out,” you joked.

“Hey, if you don’t like it, you can leave,” Tony said with a huge grin before he looked over your shoulder. “Hey! Richie!”

With that, he was off and Bruce seemed to walk away to meet up with Peter.

Awkwardly, you turned to Loki and said, “Well, would you like a drink or…?”

“Aren’t I supposed to offer you one?” he asked with a side smile.

You bobbed your head. “Technically, but I know this place better than you. How about a Jack and Coke?” you asked, tilting a bottle of whiskey back, looking at the island in the kitchen.

“That’s a little heavy,” he mused, taking in the inventory.

“Oh, lightweight, huh?” you teased.

“Hardly. I can drink Thor under the table.”

“Hey, speaking of, is your brother here?”

“Probably,” he scoffed, seeming uninterested in talking about his sibling.

“Okay so no Jack… What about a hurricane? Dirty martini? Old fashioned? Cosmo?”

“Did you take a bartending course or what’s with the drink list?”

A laugh escaped you as you shook your head. “No, not quite. Tony just loves to drink and pretends that mixology is a science.”

Loki touched a few of the bottles and noted, “Apparently. Um, make me something blue.”

“That’s vague as hell, but sure. A Jack Frost, one of my favorites.”

You set to work making the drink, grabbing the blender from its place in the cabinet. Tony wasn’t one for blended drinks, but in the summer during his pool parties, you often manned the slushy duty.

The drinks were done and you poured them in solo cups. You would’ve preferred to do it properly in a nice glass with shredded coconut on the rim, but at this party, it was best to use plastic.

“Want to go out on the patio?” you offered.

“Sure,” Loki said with a smile.

The two of you walked out where Scott, Clint, and T’Challa were sitting.

“Hey guys,” you greeted with a bright smile, sitting across from them. Loki sat next to you on the bench swing, putting his arm behind you.

“Hey, Y/N,” Scott said happily. “Heard about the internship. That sucks. Sorry about that.”

You waved it off. “Hey, it’s fine. There’s others out there.”

“Wanda’s here, you know,” T’Challa noted.

“That’s fine,” you assured. “It’s water under the bridge.”

“So you’re not still pissed?” Clint wondered, frowning.

“Oh, I’m furious but I’m not about to stay away from all my friends for her, and I don’t expect her to do the same. Karma will get her back. I just need to live my life.”

“Very mature of you, kid,” Scott slightly joked with a wink before tipping his beer bottle back.

“Thanks, old man,” you shot back, hiding a smile.

You all began to chat, they directed a lot of questions at Loki, as he was the new kid in the group and everyone was highly interested in him and his brother. Last night, only Scott was at the party.

Eventually, T’Challa saw a guy he knew from his Congress class and Scott went in for a refill and never came back. Natasha found Clint and drug him off to God knew where. Then Thor discovered Loki was at the party and those two bantered for a moment in front of you, making you giggle.

Wanda made her way out to the patio and the two of you exchanged a glance that didn’t go unnoticed by the small circles you were in, but no words were said before she went back to talking to her brother and a guy you’d never seen before.

By now, it was about 2 am, and more than half the attendees had gone home or were asleep.

“Hey, hey, hey guys,” Tony said, poking his head out onto his patio, the pool light reflecting off his face. He was totally shitfaced as Pepper hung on him, laughing at something unbeknownst to you. “We’re gonna play spin the bottle, come on.”

Loki smile at you. “Shall we?”

Immediately, you reclused. “Uh, no. I’m good.”

“What? It’s harmless. Come on,” he coaxed.

“Nah, it’s not really my thing.”

He nodded. “Well, suit yourself then.” With that, he stood and went inside, where you saw everyone sitting in a huge circle in Tony’s living room. You shook your head and sighed.

“Unbelievable…” you scoffed. You walked over to the old swingset Tony kept in his yard and sat down, just swaying.

You couldn’t believe that after the wonderful time you had last night, and the good time you were having tonight, that he just ditched you like that.

“This seat taken?” Stephen’s voice suddenly said and your head snapped up.

“You’re here?” you asked, surprised.

“Nope, I’m an apparition,” he quipped as he walked over and sat beside you in the swings.

“Oh, that’s good then. I’m glad I don’t have to actually converse with the jackass who thinks he knows the difference between velocity and acceleration.” You smiled to yourself, stealing a glance at him.

He grinned as he gestured to the air. “Precisely. You can just, talk to the air about how much you hate me.”

“Sounds perfect to me,” you remarked with a grin.

His voice got more serious as he swung over, bumping your seat. “Hey, why are you out here all alone? Shouldn’t you be inside, sucking face with the Drama King?”

You peered at him out of the side of your eyes. “How’d you know I came with Loki?”

“Saw you two walk in.”

“You’ve been here all night?” you wondered.

“Mhm. And you’ve avoided my question. Why are you the only one out here?” he pressed, thrusting his head towards the house where you could still see everyone laughing and kissing.

“Just not my scene. What about you? What’s a strapping young doctor-to-be all alone on a Friday night doing out here, hanging out with the idiot that only looks up definitions?”

He hung his head, grinning. “Well first off, I’m not alone. I’m at a famous Tony Stark party with the popular Y/N. Secondly, even if you do just look up the definitions, you’ve got a better handle on the science than most of the other so called ‘future doctors’.”

“Careful, Stephen, that almost sounded like a compliment,” you teased. “So I’m not sucking face because it’s not my thing, but what about you?”

Stephen looked forward, watching the lot of them laugh, kiss, and get even more drunk than they already were. “Call me old fashioned, but when I kiss someone, I don’t want it to be a bottle deciding who, when, or where.That goes for empty ones and one’s I’ve finished off.”

At his words, you peered at him. Dammit, why did he have to remind you why you liked him? Sure, at first, it was a physical thing. Then he was into the same academics as you. But he was always so arrogant, with reason to be, and always making all these clever witty little remarks that stuck with you.

And now, now your date was in there kissing anyone the bottle landed on, and the guy you actually liked was out here with you.

“So how’s SLU treating you?” you wondered.

“I like it just fine, other than Stewart.”

“Stewart is literally the only bad thing about SLU,” you promised. “I’m glad to hear you like it though. I was worried I might’ve scared you into going back to your old school.”

He let out a soft laugh. “I don’t scare that easy.”

“That’s good to hear.”

“So graduating high school early, huh? How’d that come about?”

You shrugged. “I was doing really well in my classes, so my teachers pushed me to do some extra work. I eventually got a lot of work done during summer and stuff and graduated early with Tony and the gang.”

“Do you miss high school?”

You laughed. “Uh, no, not really. I mean I got my prom and everything. I was focused on school. Besides, I have more than enough fun on campus.”

“Not a lot of people would be willing to give up their youth like that, jump right into college, then a career.”

“Not a lot of people are like me,” you noted softly.

“That’s true,” he agreed in a whisper. “If I’m honest, I just thought you were pushed through.”

“What? You mean like rich parents or something?” you wondered.

He bobbed his head side to side, hesitant to agree.

“Yeah, you aren’t the only one. Well, my friends know I got here based on my academics, but…”

“But?” he urged.

“But they think my parents paid my way. They don’t. I actually got a few scholarships. My parents help with meals, because they want me to focus on school but, that’s it. Clint knows they don’t, but the rest of them don’t seem to believe me when I tell them I have financial aid. I mean, my parents aren’t rich by any means, just above comfortable, you know?”

He nodded, listening.

“They think the same thing about you, you know,” you mentioned. “They think you’re a spoiled rich kid, floating by on your parents money.”

“That what you think?”

“Why does it matter what I think?”

“It matters to me,” he said firmly.

You stared into his grey eyes for a moment, appreciating their haunting color. “No, no I don’t think you’re some spoiled rich kid. Do I think you’re a dick? Yes, but that has nothing to do with your tuition.”

At this, the two of you laughed before you suddenly noticed Loki walking across the patio and pool area towards you two.

“Hey, what are you doing out here?” Loki asked.

“I told you I wasn’t into that,” you informed, gesturing lazily to the house.

“I didn’t know you were such a prude,” he remarked with a scoff.

You glared at him. “I’m not a prude because I don’t want to mouth fuck all of my friends,” you snapped, jumping from the swing.

“Oh, well excuse me for trying to liven up the party.”

“Liven up and be a total manwhore are two different things,” you said angrily, shaking your head. You pegged Loki all wrong. You thought he was a good guy, maybe a little mischievous but he was so sweet and kind last night. And up until the whole spin the bottle, he still seemed great. He was funny, witty, charming.

But then he had to go and swap spit with most of the people you’d grown up with. What kind of guy does that? He was your date to this party.

“At least I’m not skulking about like some moping child,” he retorted. “You could’ve joined the fun.”

“It’s not fun to me, don’t you get that?” You turned back to Stephen. “It was nice to see you, Stephen. I’m gonna go. Getting late...”

Stephen nodded meekly and gave you a tiny wave with a side smile, trying to ignore how awkward this was to be caught between the argument.

You looked at Loki. “Find your own way back to campus.”

“Oh is that how it’s gonna be?” he slurred. “Fine! I’ll have any one of these lovely ladies bring me back. You could’ve had me, Y/N, you could’ve had me tonight!” he shouted after you. You walked down the lawn, thankful that the party goers seemed oblivious to the ordeal except Clint. He saw you walking away and he put his beer down to run toward you.

“Hey, hey, you okay?” he asked, stopping you and putting his hands on your shoulders.

“Yeah, just… Loki being an ass. I asked the jerk here and he went in there without me and made out with everyone.” You shrugged, shaking your head slightly. “It’s fine, Clint. I’m fine. He’s just an asshole. I’ve seen ‘em before. I’m gonna go back to campus and prevent a hangover. You need a ride back or are you good?”

“I’m good. Are you?”

You nodded “I stopped drinking hours ago. I only had two drinks anyway.”

He peered at you with worry on his face. “Alright, if you’re sure.”

“I am.”

With that, he let you go and said he’d see you later. You got to your car and sat there a second before starting it. With your head resting on the window, a knock came to the passenger side window. If it was Loki, you were going to tell him to eat shit.

However, when you glanced over, ready to tear him a new one, it was Stephen.

Confused, you rolled the window down.

“Hate to bother you in the middle of a meltdown, but could you give me a ride?”

“How did you get here?” you wondered. You really needed to be alone and hoped his ride here could just redo the favor. Any other night, you would probably jump at the chance to be in the same room as the handsome jerk, but tonight you’d had your fill of assholes.

“By portal,” he joked with a ‘give me a break’ look. “I came with Sam, but he’s passed out in the living room.”

“That… sounds about right,” you agreed. “Alright, yeah, come on.”

He climbed in.

“Thanks.”

“Sure thing.”

You took off, and drove slowly through the neighborhood.

“So date didn’t go as planned, huh?”

You glanced sideways at Stephen, wondering if he was trying to be a dick on purpose. If so, he and Loki were both out of the running for any sort of romantic relationship. You didn’t need or want games or drama.

“No, it didn’t. I don’t know I just… He was so cool last night.”

“Last night?” he wondered.

“Yeah we went to Scott’s party last night and he was perfectly fine. Now tonight he was… I don’t know. I don’t know what that was.”

“Think you’ll see him again?”

You scoffed. “No, most likely not.”

Quietness filled the car for a second.

“You know what bothers me the most?”

“That his IQ isn’t anywhere near yours?” he joked with a serious face before a small smile slipped in there.

You smiled despite yourself. “No, not that. It’s that he seemed really cool, just like a really good guy to be around, at least like a friend. You know? Entertaining, charming, well-read. Now, he’s just another douche at a party. So I’m sad that what could have been a good friendship was ruined by one night.”

“It doesn’t have to be ruined. Maybe he’s just shitty boyfriend material,” he offered.

“I don’t know. If you treat your date like that, are you really going to be any better as a friend?”

He bobbed his head side to side in contemplation.

“I don’t know. Do you think I’m a prude or that I overreacted?”

He took a deep breath. “Seeing as I wasn’t participating in the game, I can’t call you a prude. Overreacted… maybe a little bit, but to be fair, I wouldn’t be thrilled if the chick I brought to a party was doing that either. However, how many times have you two gone out?”

“This was date number two. We’ve had lunch and stuff on campus and study sessions but…”

“Well in one way, you could say you two aren’t serious yet and no one’s put a label on anything and he didn’t do anything wrong.”

“And the other way to look at it?”

“That he’s a sleazeball,” he remarked with a smile and laugh.

This made you chuckle as well.

“Glad to see you can still joke around. There may be hope for your sense of humor afterall.”

“And there may be hope for your physics grade afterall,” you shot back with a coy grin.

“Oh, okay, taking shots too now, are we?” he commented with a pleased smile. “I can appreciate that.”

A minute later, you were back on campus. “Where is your dorm?” you asked, ready to turn wherever he needed.

“Let’s go to yours.”

“What?” you asked, appalled. You sincerely hoped he didn’t think you two were suddenly going to hook up, did he?

He shook his head and rolled his eyes. “Not like that. I’m not the type of guy to take advantage of a girl who had an asshole encounter. I just want to make sure you get to your dorm safe, and I’ll walk to mine from there. That’s all.”

“Oh,” you said, a little embarrassed. Your cheeks started to heat up.

He turned to you a little more pointedly. “Would it really be that abhorrent if I did offer it though?” he asked, offense evident in his voice.

“Tonight? Yes.”

“Ah, but not all the time.”

At this, you laughed. “No, not all the time.”

Normally, you’d never been this candid about your feelings about a guy. You’d hide them for fear of rejection or worried he’d make fun of you. Especially with Stephen. So far he’d just given you crap. But in a way, you trusted him. Besides, he already knew you liked him, you’d asked him out on a date. That was easy enough to deduce, so the rest was just details.

You parked just outside your dorm and the two of you got out. He walked you up to the lobby door.

“Thanks for the ride,” he said with a smile.

“Yeah. It was… I’m glad you were there to have someone to talk to.”

He shrugged, looking away. “I thought you might not wanna be alone. That’s all.”

“I really didn’t, so thanks for that.”

“Sure thing. See you Monday in class?”

“Yeah,” you said with a head nod and smile.

“Be sure to look up all the big words in the lab manual. I don’t want you getting scared,” he said as he walked away.

“I’ll only be scared if you start to understand the material, jackass.”

With that, he waved, not looking back.

You couldn’t help but smile before going into your dorm, Loki’s antics long forgotten.

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kurtty-drabbles · 5 years ago

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Coraline au (geneses)

N/A: I think this is the last episode of this au that´s actually a prequel for all Lovecraft's au...so here we go.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @bamfoftheundead

The sky is without a single cloud offering a blue and clear day to everyone under, of course, a calm sky does not translate well to the current situation. The Avengers are heading to the X-men with one bemused Tony Stark and Cap America along.

"This waste of time"

"Glad you´re not the leader of this operation then, Tony"

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Arriving in the X-men, formalities are tossed aside as Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel are searching for the leader of the X-men and one impressed student, named Jia Jang, went to fetch the leader.

Ororo Monroe steps out of the mansion to speak with Scarlet Witch, Captain Marvel and the others, but, promptly ignoring Tony Stark. Storm has Wolverine and Dazzler on her side.

"Storm?" Captain Marvel asked impressed but looking around notice the absence of two X-men. "May I ask what happened with Jean and Scott?" Carol asked hoping to not sound abrasive, in fact, the woman is just curious as Scott could step down as a leader, but, never as an X-men.

Scarlet Witch makes an odd face when Logan starts to cry and repeats the name Jean and Pheonix in an incorrect sentence. Dazzler and Ororo roll their eyes as they ignore Logan.

" You may as this is not a secret" Ororo states and Tony scoff and is even more ignored if possible "Jean Grey became the Pheonix, a cosmical force of life and death, and she and Scott are in Shiar ...enjoying vacation" Storm explained realizing how absurd that sounds and how that truly happened.

"The Pheonix force is a powerful deity that can create and destroy" Wanda states fascinated. "But...when she takes a host is often in a very, uhm, shall we say the troublesome experience for everyone involved and the planet" Wanda concludes recalling the books about the cosmic deities she read in her young age.

"Correct" this time Dazzler contribute to the conversation. "But her transformation happened in space, remember the mission the Nasa gave to us? That´s where happened" and something seems to click on Wanda as this explains everything she has felt.

Captain Marvel has no time to get more details as she wants to solve the SCP´s situation fist. "So, Storm you´re the leader of the X-men, congratulations, now...we need your help, Minerva stole a few SCP´s items and we fear she is doing this to bring, and I quote, "the glory of Kree" upon Earth...you must know that this is bad"

Ororo nods and Wolverine stops crying and even stops mutter the name Jean as if it was a sacred pray.

"We, X-men, are well aware of the SCP foundation, however, what we can do to help...we don´t have experience in this situation as you Avengers have"

"Kitty Pryde" Wanda states firmly "she destroys all the Inhumans..." she closes her eyes and is thankful that her brother is not present for this conversation. "even the skank of my brother´s wife. Easily, she controls chaos or is she chaos? I think she´s linked to the SCPs...Ororo, I respect the secrets the X-men have, but, this time I must ask you ...what´s Kitty Pryde?"

Ororo´s blue eyes widen for a moment as she looks at Logan for a moment, the man is sharing the same expression, and she gives her honest answer. "We don´t know...we never asked"

Wanda and Carol aren´t thrilled with this reply, and Dazzler raises her hand and speaks with her fist glowing as she is changing the reality of the space they all are for a few moments. "Let me ask you this. How powerful you think the Pheonix is?" everyone agrees she´s very powerful "and if I tell you there´s something even more powerful than Pheonix...what you all understand about Outer Gods?"

"I understand that if the Herald of Galaticus is saying there´s something more powerful than the Pheonix...I´m listening" Carol states listen carefully and looking at the ''powerpoint presentation''

And Dazzler continues. "This is how your mind can comprehend the Outer God of Death, this is how your mind can understand the Pheonix and this is...the Outer God of life...Death and Eternity are twins as Pheonix is the younger sister. Pheonix is in Shiar, but, Eternity walks freely"

And the powerpoint presentation ends. Dazzler looks at Scarlet Witch and Captain Marvel.

"What Eternity wants?"

"You think I know? Only she knows..."

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The city is under the rain. A tempest that is causing more trouble than good even for the fish people, yet, Cosmo drags Jupiter here for some reason. The cat is not amused. Even if Cosmo made a bubble to protect them from the rain.

"Cosmo, what the hell? why are we back to this damn city?" Jupiter asked not getting the point or meaning in put their claws back here.

"To see part of my plan, well, I must confess...it was never my plan, I was a paw as much the others are...but, we can see the results here" Cosmo states and before Jupiter could speak anything else. The fish people start screaming in horror.

"Jupiter, you once asked me about my patron, the Celestial mother, what do you think she does for all Eternity?"

"Uhm...creates life?"

"No, is much more than that...she can create life, morph life, she can destroy life if she wants and yes, Zaorva is not the one to punish an entire nation for one man´s mistake but if the entire city make a mistake" Cosmo trails off as tentacles arrive at the moment the rain turns into flames.

Jupiter glares to Cosmo for a moment then to the tentacles and fire. "I see, so, was this all Zaorva´s plan?"

"Yes, no, who knows? unlike your patron, she´s very, very impatient"

"Kitten is still impatient"

And the cat and dog watch the destruction of the Dagon´s city and everyone included. Jupiter makes some quips that her destruction is very different from LK´s own methods.

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Minerva was not having a good day. For starts, the SCPs she stole aren´t working as they should and Minerva has the feeling someone or something is spying on her. "I stay away from the X-men and I didn´t interfere on Chaos` plans...have I wrong him?"

"No, he´s cool with you, but...I´m not" Kitty speaks amused walking barefoot on Minerva´s hideout. Minerva certainly had better days as her azzure skin is blemish and she has bags under her eyes.

"Who are you?" Minerva asked with her laser gun who is not working, in fact, her gun in melting and Minerva quickly tossed away to get another gun, rinse and repeat.

"Won´t say I´m chaos? It has been a while since I went fake Dark Pharaoh" Kitty smiles at her own jokes and continues to walk as the SCPs slowly vanish from Minerva´s grasp. Now, Minerva is completely alone.

"All I did was for the glory of the Kree Empire. The Supreme intelligence Kree shall be the only meaning of..." she can´t speak as Kitty with azzure eyes stop Minerva from talking.

"Minerva, are you that easily manipulated? Oh...I shall have to start again" and tentacles appear out of nowhere. "I shall recycle your life, Minerva, try to come as something a bit more intelligent this time"

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"Oh so you admit you were cosplay as me," LK said amused as Kitty leave Minerva´s hideout as her tentacles are back to its original place.

"You knew that for how long?" Kitty asked bemused at him. LK flash a big smiling and speaks how he knows ever since she punches him. "You´re a good liar"

"What you´ll do with the Krees?" LK asked as Kitty is confused for a moment.

"Well, I was tempted in just let go, as I never heard of that Kree supreme or whatever, but, now...she picks my annoyance so...stay here, you handsome asshole, cause I´ll deal with this"

"Ah, you think I´m handsome"

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The Supreme Intelligence was not having a good day as LK is just watching ("she thinks I´m handsome" "a handsome asshole") while Zaorva destroys everything with such ease that...her expression is a little bored here.

"Didn´t you said you wanted to overcome me? So...why is so easy to defeat you" Kitty´s face is cracking as the Supreme is trying all her tricks. In the end, she accepts the fate that she lost.

"So...I fly too close to the sun"

"Nah, you fly too below and was too pathetic" and Zaorva adds already losing her humanoid face "but don´t worry, next time, you will be even more pathetic"

LK is watching the destruction she´s causing with a dreamy expression on his face.

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"So... the SCPs return to the foundation just like that?" Carol asked again and the person on the telephone confirms this. The X-men aren´t questioning what just happened.

"...Where´s Kitty?"

"There´s never a Kitty Pryde"

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"Cameron...Cameron, do you think is odd to make that much food?" Terry asked.

"Well, your cooking is really good so I´m not complaining here"

"Is just...it feels like we are waiting for someone. Isn´t that silly?"

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"Hello, Zaorva, did you had fun on Earth?" Death asked ignoring the LK´s presence entirely.

"I did...I think I have a favourite mask for going to Earth" and she adds "Death, so...remember when we talk about love and opposites sides" Death is not happy with this conversation nor with LK.

#coraline au #kitty pryde #lovecraft kitty #the part with the prydes make me think of the movie Kaguya #lovecraft kurtty #this is a prequel

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chwrpg · 3 years ago

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This is an incredibly romantic moment, and you’re ruining it for me! – Lip Dyun

A NOTE FROM ADMIN R: Oh, this app. Oh, this is a good one. A really good one. It’s always a blessed day when we have our Admin B take on another character, but this one is one of my favorites. Thank you for taking on Lip, Brando. The flare you’ve thrown into this character… oh, we are in for a FUN time.

OOC NAME/ALIAS, PREFERRED PRONOUNS, AGE & TIMEZONE: it’s me brandoooo

DESIRED CHARACTER: lip dyun!!

HOW ACTIVE WILL YOU BE? non committal hand wiggle

DESCRIBE THE CHARACTER:

Lip is a runaway train of a human being. He could potentially have nine lives, was voted ‘most likely to be able to talk underwater’, was born with zero fucks to give and a double scoop of honesty, and has a killer sense of style. His mouth has a habit of getting ahead of his brain and lands him in places he mostly wishes it wouldn’t, but he always manages to land on his feet. Whatever he does, he does it with chaos in his heart and while it can sometimes be endearing in small doses it does take a special person to really love him despite it– which is why he can say he knows everyone in Rosewood and everyone knows him, but only really counts Aria as an actual friend. If he thinks about it too much it would hurt to consider that she might truly be the only person who would pick up the phone if he was calling for help in the middle of the night, but that would totally harsh his vibe. The last thing he’s ever going to do is let anyone see the real man - big hearted, loyal, lonely, ultimately breakable Phillip - behind the carefree persona of Lip.

SAMPLE WRITING:

Lip didn’t get the whole Panic thing– well, he didn’t get the participatory part of it at least. No way in hell was anyone going to catch him throwing himself off a cliff, let alone whatever nonsense would come after. He was all about entertaining, loved making people laugh, but risking his life? Nah. The only time he’d ever do that was for Aria; which he had, when he’d gone and kissed that Fred from Scooby Doo lookalike Stefan McKibbon. It had been one hell of a diversion, he was proud of that part, but he was certainly paying the price. It had weighed on his conscience ever since, having kissed the thin lips of a white man.

Nevertheless, he’d still answered the siren song of the fireworks. It wasn’t like he had to sneak out, his parents were never in Rosewood, and since when did he ever miss a party? All the drama of the jump aside, it was going to be one hell of a celebration and quietly he wasn’t sure anyone in town suffered with FOMO as chronically as he did. Not that he’d admit that even to himself. If anyone asked, he was only there to show off his painstakingly curated outfit for the evening. He might not have been the best at making friends and keeping them but he absolutely knew how to farm compliments and in a place like Rosewood wasn’t that basically the same thing?

“I’m telling you, he’s trying to come for my vibe. Failing, obviously - you can’t replicate organic perfection - but I’m not stupid,” Lip narrowed his eyes behind his pink lensed glasses, having found Aria and set themselves up with a perfect view of the jump point. She wouldn’t admit she was still fawning over Brooks, but that wasn’t anything a meaningless hook up with some random sopping wet daredevil running on an adrenaline high couldn’t fix. Enter Lip, the world’s best (worst) wingman, ready to weed out the unworthy. “I mean, look at him. Now look at me. Look at him,” he gestured toward Penn, who was giving a safety briefing as if anyone even cared, “Now look at me! Now look at–”

He should have expected Aria to tip him off his perch for nattering in her ear the way he was. That part wasn’t anything new, he was always on her last nerve even if they were platonic soulmates. The part that really rocked him was when she called him and the green haired boy Cosmo and Wanda as if they were even close to being on the same level. “More like Walmart and Gucci,” he muttered to himself as he straightened out his jacket. Yes, jealousy was a sin, and yes Lip was constantly dancing with the devil in that regard. It was all part of his habit of speaking before thinking– he actually liked Penn, the guy was cool as hell, what bothered him was that people seemed to like him more.

Jealousy wasn’t going to get him anywhere, he needed to loosen up, Aria was right. Not that that was a revelation, she was definitely the commander of common sense in their friendship. By ‘loosen up’ she’d probably been implying that he needed another drink, but he couldn’t help the way he drifted off when a group of girls walked past. If jealousy wasn’t going to get him anywhere that night, then maybe lust would.

ANYTHING ELSE? i always say i’m done but u all keep coming to me with compelling arguments about why i should write another app lmao stoooopppp

#accepted

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joyofcrime-elinorhigh · 6 years ago

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2016 Year in Review Part 1:

Hello there, everybody! My name is JoyofCrimeArt and welcome to the fourth and finale part of my month long "Deviant-cember" event! Hasn't 2016 been a great year, guys!...guys? Okay, okay, I know that the grand majority of you probably hate 2016 and are really looking forward to a brand new year to get a fresh start. Though I have noticed that it seems like every New Year's people talk about how much the previous year has sucked and how they can't wait for the next year cause things are totally going to be different next year guys! You'll see! You'll see! I kid, I kid. I know why people are upset about 2016, there have been a lot of celebrity deaths (though there seems to be a lot of celebrity deaths ever year, though there has been a lot more this year it seems.) There was a lot of political tension in the United States with quite possibly the most divisive presidential election in recent history. Not to mention racial struggles, natural disasters, shootings, ISIS attacks....Yeah. Though to be fair most of those things I just listen didn't just "start" this year. They where problems in 2015 too, and will probably continue into 2017. Getting mad at the year, an abstract concept, just feels...unproductive to me. It seem's like it's the wrong target to be directing all this anger at. Sometimes bad stuff just happens, and there's a good chance that by the end of 2017 we'll hate that year too. Because most of the bad stuff that happened in 2016...probably won't just go away come January 1st. That's why I'm here today. To distract you all from the harshness that was 2016 and focus on something a little more fun. Why focus on the dark and depressing world of "reality" when you can focus on things like cartoons! (That's how I stay so optimistic.) Because while the world outside was burning itself to f#&king hell the world of animation has been a roller coaster of ups and downs, and one that I think is worth going over today. Hopefully this review will bring somebody some much needed joy in a year that was so insane. That's why I present the first in a (hopefully) annual tradition on this page in, the "2016 Year in Animation REVIEW" Now let me explain what exactly this is, because I have never done anything like this before. I have compiled a list of a series of new series and different cartoon announcements, controversies, or news stories that I will discuss in a brief manner. (Or brief for me anyway.) The events will go in a rough chronological order, starting from January 2016 to December 2016. And I will discuss my thoughts and feeling on all the changes that has happened in the animation world this year. I will not be talking about animated films or anime, just series and network updates. I also will not be able to talk about every show/event that occurred in 2016 and will be focusing on the ones that I found the most relevant to me, personally. So if I miss something try not to get to upset. I can't watch anything. Also I am completely acknowledging that I am completly ripping off online anime reviewer Gigguk and his yearly anime reviews. I loved the concept and the way Gigguk would go about his yearly reviews, so I borrowing the format to talk about something that I'm passionate about. If you want to check out Gigguk here's a link, www.youtube.com/user/gigguk&nb… if you are really into anime, or maybe even if your not, you should consider checking him out. He's a bit raunchy but he also has a great balance of comedy and critical thinking in his reviews, and his reviews have been a big inspiration for me and my reviews so check it out. But enough pointless blather, it's time to get into things! It's time for my 2016 year in review! The year started out...with a bit of a rocky start to be perfectly honest with you. The first big piece of cartoon news I noticed in 2016 was with the inclusion of a new main character in "The Fairly Oddparents." with the added inclusion of Timmy's new neighbor Chloe Carmichael

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D56T-r3Dz28

(My God, at the time of this writing this video has over 39 THOUSAND dislikes to 4.4 thousand likes. Jesus Christ!) So I'm going to be honest here. I don't watch the Fairly Oddparents. I haven't watched this show regularly in years, so I haven't actually seen any of the episodes that Chloe is in. Normally I wouldn't talk about something like this except it was kinda a big deal at the beginning of the year in the cartoon community. People who had stopped caring about Fairly Oddparents suddenly cared again as they ran to watch the episodes so they can see how bad the show had gotten. It was kinda a resurgence in the fandom to be honest. It does amaze me that the show is still adding new characters, and not just new characters, but like cartoonish exaggerations of what shows with new characters have. Like adding a baby I get, that makes sense. And even Foop makes sense given the established lore of the show's universe. But never since Scrappy Doo have I seen a show add a talking dog to the main cast of characters unironically...until Fairy Oddparents. It's kinda incredible in a way. Now I don't know how bad Chloe is, and adding another kid that Timmy has to share his Fairy's with is a dumb idea...BUT if you where to put a gun to my head and tell me that I had to make a new Godkid for Timmy to share his fairies with...I probably would come up with someone like Chloe. In concept Chloe as a character should work. She's kind, smart, and completely unselfish. She's the opposite of Timmy and should make a good foil. Plus, from what little I've seen, she does seem to have a bit of a crazy side that should keep her from being boring. It at least sound better than Sparky who, from the way it sounds at least, is just another Cosmo. Though keep in mind all this comes from someone who hasn't actually watched the show, and from what I understand the execution is what most people have a problem with. I've seem people say that she's a Mary Sue character, and the reason she has fairies doesn't make sense. Maybe this is true, maybe it isn't. (Though it probably is.) But I guess I'm a bit more open to the idea than most. I was honestly surprised how many people got mad at this new development. Like I just don't understand why people got so upset. Like if this was any other show I would understand, but It's the Fairly Oddparents. The show has already jumped like ten sharks by now. At that point what's the harm in jumping one more. Like, what do they have to lose? What I'm actually annoyed at is the fact that Poof and Sparky have been written out of the show! No, written out is to generous. Written out implies they gave a reason why there gone. There just gone, without any mention of why there gone! Poof is confirmed to be in ONE episode later this season, and Sparky has been confirmed by her voice actress to be gone from the entire season. She says that it was a decision from the higher ups, which is really surreal when you think about it. The artist was the one saying "Nah man, we need a talking dog." and it was the higher up who where like "Wait, what! Why?" Maybe it has to do with Sparky's voice actress going through a sex change operation between seasons. Maybe she went through voice therapy or something, and maybe that effected the voice. But I don't even think that's a factor 1.) I have no evidence that Sparky's voice actress did go through voice therapy and 2.) Poof is also gone, even though he's IN THE THEME SONG! I don't get it. The could of hand waved something but no. It makes Cosmo and Wanda look pretty frickin' neglectful when they don't even mention there son. And I know what your probably thinking. "Who cares, isn't it a good thing that Poof and Sparky are gone. They sucked." And that all might be true, but you can't just retcon them out of existence! You're not DC Comics! Retconning them is the lazy way out. THEY MADE THESE STUPID CHARACTERS AND NOW THEY HAVE TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THEM! ...Okay, maybe I can kinda start to understand how so many people could get so upset about The Fairly Oddparents. But look on the bright side, next year the Fairly Oddparents will be switching over to flash! S...Some shows have Flash that looks good. I'm sure Fairly Oddparents will put in the effort to....Okay, screw it, next topic. Gravity Falls aired it's final episode after airing a three day long marathon in which Disney XD aired the entire season FOUR FRICKIN' TIMES! (Calm down Gravity Falls, your making Spongebob and Teen Titans Go jealous.) (WARNING: I'M GOING TO BE TALKING ABOUT SPOILERS FOR GRAVITY FALLS! IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN GRAVITY FALLS TO THE END SCROLL PAST THIS PART AND CONTINUE READING ONCE YOU SEE BOLD AGAIN! THIS IS NOT A SHOW YOU WANT SPOILED!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_t-aOeiFa0

Anyway, Gravity Falls aired it's final hour long episode as Dipper, Mabel, Stan and Ford go up defeat Bill once in for all. This finale was definitely and interesting one to talk about because, in my opinion, it did have a lot of problems. Oh God! Hear me out! Hear me out! A lot of things about this special, especially in the first half I didn't like. I didn't like how Stan so reluctant to save Ford from Bill. I know that Ford and Stan didn't get along, and Stan was still mad at Ford because Ford didn't thank him for rescuing him the first time, but it felt out of character for Stan to be that selfish. The whole series makes a big point about Stan being willing to do anything for his family. He spent thirty years trying to save Ford even though there last encounter was a giant fight. It shows that he still cares about his brother well being even after all of there bad blood. He was willing to work thirty years to save Ford the first time and now that he knows Bill has captured him and could be torturing him or killing him or worse and he just doesn't care. And I get it, Ford wasn't thankful the first time so he's not going to go through all the work a second time, but this is Bill where talking about. Ford's LIFE is on the line and Stan is basically leaving his brother to die just because he didn't apologize to him, and that made him seem very unlikable an goes against his whole "protecting my family" motivation. I see what they where trying to do, but I just don't think they executed it that well. Also there were a couple of other problems that, while not as much of a big deal to me, were still problems. Like how they make a big deal about how they have to whip Stan's mind to kill Bill, but couldn't they just write "Bill" on the memory gun and just erase him, without whipping out Stan's entire mind? Also the twist that Stan and Ford can do perfect impressions of each other did kinda seem like an ass pull, especially when they could of easily set that up some time earlier but didn't. I feel these are real problems that hurt the episode.. ...but for the most part none of that matters. Because the episode gave us everything a Gravity Falls fan could want from a finale. It had an epic conclusion with the entire Pine's family working together to stop Bill and save the world. It wrapped up all the lose threads and plot points and gave every character there happy ending, in a way that just felt complete. Unlike some other shows that either end without proper finales or end with the story left open this one felt complete. Not that those types of ending are bad, those endings can be great, but it is nice to see a show that delivers on all of it's promises in such an epic way. I really cannot think of many cartoon finales that felt as HUGE as this one. Where it really felt like the world and possibly the entire universe would be doomed if our hero failed. other cartoons have had finale's like that, but rarely do you really feel the weight of that kind of threat. In this episode you did. It was a grand finale and a perfect end for such an amazing series... (Though seriously Bill knew all the people who where in the zodiac and he didn't kill like, one of them, just to be safe. That pretty stupid Bill) (OKAY NOW YOU CAN COME BACK, PEOPLE WHO SKIPPED ALL THAT!) After Gravity Falls ending there was a void that lots of cartoon fans needed to fill. Gravity Falls had ended and Steven Universe was on hiatus and people needed there "cartoons with an ongoing lore." fix to be quelled. But nothing quelled it. This lead to several months of people freaking the f#&k out over Steven Universe being on hiatus from January to May. Now I get that they hiatus sucked and it happened right in the middle of a story arc, but I feel like people where really over reacting to this. It was a four and a half month break between seasons. That's perfectly normal for most tv shows. Show's like Adventure Time and Regular Show have had hiatus comparable to that and nobody seemed to care, but here people were freaking out, saying how Cartoon Network didn't care about Steven Universe and stuff like that, which I just felt like was a bit over dramatic, personally. And afterwards at least you got a summer full of new episodes. Maybe I'm just use to long and random hiatus due to being a "Young Justice" fan. (Which for real once had a three month hiatus, than a two weeks of new episodes, followed by another three month hiatus! DANG!) Anyway after that we got the news that Craig McCracken's "Wander Over Yonder." was going to be cancelled. This coupled with Gravity Falls ending made things hard for Disney XD fans, leaving only "Star and the Forces of Evil" and "Pickle and Peanut-"...leaving only "Star and the Forces of Evil" for most adult cartoon fans to be excited about. I didn't watch much Wander Over Yonder, only seeing some season one episodes and none of season two. That being said from what I saw, and this might be a bit of a controversial opinion, I didn't like it that much. Which is weird because I love "Powerpuff Girls" and "Fosters" was, from what I remember, pretty good. I don't know, the show just didn't seem like anything that new. It was another show where a dumb oblivious character annoys a rival who hates them while the main character doesn't realize said rival hates them. I just felt like we've seen that before in shows like "Spongebob" and "Camp Lazlo." and the show didn't seem to add much new to the formula. I didn't find the characters that interesting and even there space setting didn't seem that interesting. Maybe a lot of this improves in the episodes I haven't seen, but even though I didn't like the show I was still kinda sad to see it go. Even if it's a show I don't like I'm never glad a show ends, because I know it means a lot of people are out of a job and lots of fans are upset. So keep that in mind when I talk about cancelled showed. And speaking of cancelled shows it was also announced that Uncle Grandpa would be getting the ax sometime next year. Uncle Grandpa seems to be a somewhat divisive show, but I will say that I think the show is fine. Not great, but fine. Uncle Grandpa was always a unique creation, and I admired it for it's out there qualities. (And for helping create one of the best Steven Universe episodes ever! That's right, I said it!) The show was fun and wacky, and the comedy and characters were passable. It's no piece of fine art, but I don't think the show was trying to be. There was a lot of creativity in this show, and it always felt like the people behind it were always trying there best to make something good, even if it didn't always pan out. It is a shame to see it go, but not a grand shame. It got five seasons, and that's probably enough if where being honest. Plus with Cartoon Network having so many shows running it's probably a good thing to see some ending, making room for some fresh blood. Just as long as they don't cancel to many of there shows this year...he he he.... And speaking of fresh blood Cartoon Network premiered a new show this year. He he he....Okay, let's just do this again, and talk about the 2016 reboot of The Powerpuff Girls. May God help our souls!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbvC9Xtpm_8

Since I've already talked about this show before, I'm going to try to make this brief. (Ha! That's the funniest joke in the whole frickin' review!) What is there to say about this show that I haven't said already in my 6,836 word long three part review of the show. (Oh my God what is wrong with me?) Well, there is some stuff. As my opinion on the show has changed a bit since then and at the time of writing that review I had only seen twelve episodes, and now thirty nine are out. (Though I have not seen ALL of the episodes.) So let's briefly go into this. Once more, with feeling. Is rebooting The Powerpuff Girls a bad idea? Many say yes, I say no. I think that if we have to make a reboot out of any Cartoon Network show right now, I think Powerpuff Girls would be the best option. We know that superhero shows in particular are very easily reboot-able, and there are many different directions you can go with it. Just look at any Batman show if you want proof of that. Also unlike Ben 10, I think the Powerpuff Girls is old enough to warrant a reboot, as the show ended in a whole eleven years before this reboot came out. In concept I think there is a lot of cool things you can do to change the Powerpuff Girls and make it unique. I mean the Powerpuff Girls Z did it, and while I haven't seen that show, it does show that there are different directions you can take this franchise. Because, this isn't even the first time the series has been rebooted! I was excited about this show coming out prior to it's release. I think I was the only on who was optimistic about it. And how did the show do when it actually came out? Well...that's kinda the problem. The show is pretty mediocre. I do think I was a little to easy on the show when I first reviewed it, but a lot of what I said back then still stands. I think that the problems I have with the show are different from the problem most people have with the show. The main problem with the show is that it just seems kinda bland. It doesn't seem to have it's own identity. In a lot of way it seems like it's trying to be like the old show, by keeping the old character designs and most of the old voice actors, and not really explaining who most of the characters are. The show expects you to know the source material going in. Some episodes like "Bye Bye Bellum" don't make ANY sense unless you've seen the old show. So the reboot must be aimed at the older fans right? Well I don't really think that's true either because a lot of stuff that made older fans like the original Powerpuff Girls are gone. The humor doesn't really match the first show, and the action is for the most part gone. In terms of crime fighting we've still haven't had an episode with Sedusa, The Gang Green Gang, or Fuzzy Lumpkins as main villains yet and we're pretty close to being done with our first season. It seems like the show was trying to appeal to everyone and, judging by the ratings and online response, didn't end up hitting anyone. It seemed like they were kinda trying to be like the original, while also trying to be kinda like a less controversial Teen Titans Go! (focusing more on humor then the crime fighting.) While sprinkling in a little Steven Universe with some of it's more feminist qualities and it really just felt like there where to many cooks in the kitchen. That being said there are some things I do like about the show. I like how they tried to focus on the girls more, as most people seem to agree that the girls were the most boring part of the original show. Though the reboot kinda messed that up by making the girls feel like flanderized versions of there 98' counterparts. Still though, I do like how the Powerpuff Girl's personalities are a bit different in this version than in the 98' version. Most of the characters just act like how they did in the original but they changed it up a bit and I appreciate that. I know in my first review I said Buttercup was about as good as she was in the original, but after watching more episodes, yeah...she is kinda annoying in this version. There are really only two characters who I think they improved on, and that's Bubbles and Princess. I like how both of these characters are portrayed in this series, and I might prefer these versions over the originals. Both seem to change some stuff about the character while still making them still capture the spirit of the original. Bubbles is less of a crybaby and a bit more ditzy which is fun, and Princess is a lot less whiny and they do a lot more funny stuff with her being rich, and having her have a rap themed soundtrack is something I never knew I wanted, but I like. Also Princess is a lot more sympathetic in this show, which I also like. Also there are some good episodes, like "TTG vs PPG" (Which is technically a Teen Titans Go! episode but still) "Poorbucks" and "Tiara Trouble." (YES THAT EPISODE HAVE A "NO ME GUSTA" REFERENCE BY IT'S LITERALLY ONLY THREE SECONDS LONG AND THE REST OF THE EPISODES SURROUNDING IT WAS PRETTY GOOD!) And speaking of the "No Me Gusta" thing, let's talk about the whole meme thing. I understand if you think those jokes are annoying, there not funny, or were not executed well. I completely get if you have that opinion. But I feel like the whole meme thing has been so overblown that it's kinda ridiculous. If you look at any online review for the Powerpuff Girl reboot you will see that almost all of them will have wither the "No Me Gusta" face or the girls twerking as the thumbnail. While you may find these scenes and jokes dumb I don't like how people act like the show is just nothing but that. Even though that if you take all of the meme references in the entire show and string them back to back it probably takes up less than two minutes total. People obsess over these scenes even though tonnes of cartoons make references to memes. In "Painbow" Blossom makes a "I can't even" joke and everybody freaked out, but when Lincoln Loud said the exact same thing in the Loud House episode "Roughin' It" nobody sees to care. And that's not even counting all the other cartoons that reference meme's, like these examples.

And yes, that last one was a "surprised chipmunk" reference from "The Powerpuff Girls Rule." which was written, directed, and story boarded by Craig McCracken himself. And as for the twerking lots of other cartoons do that to. Again, Lincoln from the Loud House has his butt dance at the end of "Roughin' it" there's the infamous "Booty Quake" from "SymBionic Titan" and, again from "The Powerpuff Girls Rule-"

-Man, Mojo's been shaking his grove thang since before Miley Cyrus was even on the SCENE SON! And you might still see these things as a problem, I get that. After all execution is a big thing, which is why I love it the internet references in We Bare Bears, but am mostly indifferent to the ones in this show. All I'm saying is that this is far from the first show to do stuff like this. And it's seems odd to be that these are the moments that people are freaking out about when this show DOES have a lot of serious problems that holds it back, and yet it's the "No Me Gusta!" reference that everybody is freaking out about. The show, as a whole, is mediocre. I don't want it to get cancelled, I want it to improve. And hopefully that'll happen in season two, because I want a good Powerpuff Girls reboot to happen. And if the critical and financial of this series stops that from happening, I'll be very disappointed. It seems like everybody just wanted this show to fail almost a whole YEAR before it came out, and months before we even had our first clips of it and I just didn't want that. Plus if it wasn't for this show I probably wouldn't of started doing these reviews, so there's also that. But at least it wasn't the most hated reboot of 2016.

But then, after that, something happened in the animation community. A new show premiered that, really out of nowhere, took off like a rocket. A show that was a hit with both adult critics and in the ratings (sort of the reverse of Powerpuff Girls.) This show was none other, than The Loud House.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6MpT7lLwls

Yes, it was the Loud House, the show that changed Nickelodeon in the eyes of many people. Not only did this show come with many adults praising it but the ratings for the show were, and still are, huge. The shows popularity rivals Spongebob Squarepants! Think about that. What was the last show that aired on Nickelodeon that was both good and Nickelodeon actually gave reruns to on there main channel fairly consistently. I'd say T.U.F.F Puppy and that show was only reran at the beginning of it's run. For a show on Nickelodeon to be both good and not treated like garbage by the network was a big deal! And the fan made Loud House memes! OH THE FAN MADE LOUD HOUSE MEMES! So how was the show. It's pretty good. I don't think I love it as much as some other people do, but it is a good show. As someone who is the middle child with three older siblings and three younger ones the premise alone had me interested. I also really like the Sunday comic inspired style the show has. It's a unique look that really makes the show stand out. It's also neat seeing a cast of mostly girl characters in a show on Nickelodeon, that seems like it's really been trying to push shows for boys. Is this proof of my "Girliness Revolution" theory? PLUG! Cartoon Thoughts: MLP and the Girly Revolution. The show is pretty funny. Though the humor can be a bit to juvenile for me at times, with a lot of toilet humor and stuff like that. Also the characterization of most of the characters are a bit weak in my opinion, with most of them being pretty one note. Hopefully they'll be developed a bit more in season two, but as it stands there kinda bland in my opinion. Not bad per say, just a bit one dimensional. It's these things that make me say that the show is only good and not great. Also like a third of the episodes follow the formula of, 1.) Lincoln wants something incredibly simple. 2.) His sisters f#&k it up for him 3.) Lincoln is justifiably mad 4.) Lincoln learns he shouldn't be mad at his sister cause family, even though his sisters totally has the right to be upset. That's also a bit of a flaw with the show, but it's not a huge one or anything. If the characters could become a little bit more than there one trait I think we would have a great show on our hands. But despite all the shows flaws, I still like this show. It's not the best show ever, but it is a step in the right direction for Nickelodeon. I'm really glad that Nickelodeon has a show that is almost as popular as Spongebob that is actually pretty decent. Hopefully this can be a turning point for Nickelodeon, like how Adventure Time was a turning point for Cartoon Network. But only time will tell if that's the case. Also THOSE DANK LOUD HOUSE MEMES, BRA!

And that seems like a good place to stop for now. I would go on, but I'm afraid that if I make this review to long nobody will actually read it, so I'll be breaking it up into two parts. Part two will be up tomorrow, on New Years Eve, so get excited about that. What do you think of some of the shows that I've talked about here today? Tell me your thoughts in the comments down bellow. I would love to hear them, even if your opinion is different from mine. Please fav, follow and comment if you liked the review, have a great day. (I do not own any of the images or videos in this review all credit goes to there original owners.)

All credit for the "Clyde likes who blank Meme" goes to https://www.deviantart.com/cartoonteen18 It was fun to fill out, and here's the link to the original Clyde likes who Blank Meme.

#gravity falls #the loud house #editorial #powerpuff girls 2016 #fairly odd parents

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deliverusfromevie · 8 years ago

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9 years ago today, a baby was born unto the fop franchise, and the fandom was never the same again

this next part has nothing to do with poof, but i watched It’s A Wishful Life recently and i was thinking about how in the universe where timmy was never born, chester has cosmo and wanda. and i was like, “you know...this whole episode is about how better off everyone’s life is without timmy...so why is chester somehow miserable enough to have fairy godparents now?”

i mean, theoretically, one could argue that this means that chester is actually worse off without timmy’s existence, and that timmy did in fact have one whole reason to have been born: in order to shine a single light into his best friend’s life.

(lady gaga’s “million reasons” plays softly in the distance)

alternatively...if we’re still going with the theme that i know the episode was actually trying to convey: “no, EVERYONE’S life is better without timmy, no exceptions,” then maybe the reason chester gets cosmo and wanda in the timmy-less universe is because of the fairy godparent shortage (which is unsurprising, due to the constant growth of human life and the stagnant fairy population--plus, the fairy godparent shortage is, like...actually canon in s10). so that means that in the real, bonafide fop universe where timmy exists, chester was always meant to have fairy godparents...but somehow, timmy won the coin toss, and that’s why he has cosmo and wanda and chester doesn’t. so...that would actually make sense, at least as far as his life being better if timmy had never existed: he’d have fairies

(of course, this could be debated further when you look at fairy idol and norm’s assignment to be chester’s fairy godfather. i think that would lean more toward the first option (that chester’s life is worse off without timmy’s existence), as chester clearly cites one of the reasons he is truly The Most Miserable Kid In The World is because his best friend has abandoned him. but, of course, it was all exacerbated by the consequences of the rulefree genie wishes norm granted him; what with him also having lost all of his worldly possessions, having his father thrown in prison, and making him live with foster parents who own a banjo shop. prior to those developments in chester’s life, he arguably wasn’t the most miserable. i digress)

so anyway, this got me thinking. if we go with the 2nd option: everyone’s life is better without timmy, no exceptions, and the only reason chester never got fairies is because timmy exists, and, for whatever reason, timmy got first dibs on em...wouldn’t it make more sense for timmy to be forced to share his fairies with chester instead of chloe? now, like, whatever opinion you have of chloe, you gotta admit, you don’t know this chick. not really. but CHESTER, on the other hand! we all know chester! chester is an o.g. fop main character for chrissakes. we know his backstory. his life. his struggles. his devotion to timmy. plus i’m still not completely sure whether or not his memory got totally wiped after fairy idol ended or nah. so we could’ve dug deeper into that, had the plotline of s10 gone in such a direction, instead of the way it ended up going. now i’m not saying this idea would’ve been entirely beneficial for the series in the long run--that is to say, granting the ability to generate as many new episode ideas as the addition of chloe did, i honestly have no idea, i’m just saying it would’ve made more sense logically in the overarching plot of the series. pretending that fop has an overarching plot of course

i mean, before i even thought about this, i did have other ideas for ways to improve the s10 storyline, like, keeping chloe in it, sorta, that i think could have been way more interesting, but maybe i should save that for another time because wow look at this fuckin wall of text that no one gives a shit about its 2:56 am rn and ive slept for about 15 hours total in the past week. this is insomnia at its finest folks. happy birthday poof

#fairly oddparents #fairly odd parents #fop #...what do people tag fop posts now #like which one do we consider the main one #evie's fop stop

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zahraammun · 4 years ago

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full name: zahra alya ammun espinoza

nickname(s): zaza, z

age: twenty eight

date of birth: may 23rd, 1992

nationality: american

ethnicity: mexican & lebanese

height: 5′3″

occupation: mechanic & auto detailer

religion: muslim

sexuality: pansexual, heteroromantic

hometown: maywood, maine

current residence: downtown maywood

financial status: middle class

educational level: trade school where she got her mechanic certification

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father: jahaal ammun // forty seven, accountant, basically her best friend in the entire world and she wouldn’t trade her father for anything. sassy man with heavy lebanese accent

mother: guadalupe espinoza // deceased, used to own her own little mexican food buisness, zahra misses her every single day and wishes that she was still alive. marcia diaz // forty seven, step-mother, the woman she set her dad up w/because she wanted him to be happy. very sweet and zahra loves cracking jokes w/her.

siblings: she doesn’t have siblings through jahaal and guadalupe but after jahaal maried marcia, she was graced with two step-siblings that she loves with her whole heart. her step-sister is the exact same age as her and her best friend while her step-brother is 16 and the biggest pain in the ass but still an angel. one day i’ll write the wc for her step-sister when i’m not being #lazy.

relationship status: very much single but always mingling

when/who was your first kiss: 14 years old, michael donovan during a game of spin the bottle

are you a virgin: LOL no and hasn’t been since she was 17.

have you ever had a same sex experience: plenty! but she’s found that girls expect her to act more like a dude given her profession and she’s like nah we going back to dick.

do you ever want to get married/have children: she would love to get married and have kids one day. preferably a few because she hated being an only child.

what do you look for in a potential significant other: definitely someone that’s fun-loving and isn’t scared to do things no matter how weird they may sound at first. loyalty and a good sense of humor. intelligence is a big thing too. and someone that won’t give up on her when she starts getting scared of something real since she has commitment issues.

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positive traits: intelligent, fun-loving, open minded, caring, flirtatious

negative traits: stubborn, judgmental, sassy, big-mouthed, commitment phobe

biggest fear: missing out on her potential forever because she tends to run away from anything good in her life all due to the fact that she wants to make her mother proud of her. and doesn’t think she can or ever will.

what’s more important- sex or intimacy: both. obvs there’s days where all she wants is sex but there’s something more personal about intimacy that she craves every single time but never gets.

do you believe in true love: she does but she doesn’t think it’ll happen to her specifically.

have you ever been in love: she has and that’s about when she tends to dump her boyfriends because she gets freaked out.

are you a leader or follower: leader all the way

do you care what others think of you: not in the slightest. girl was a tomboy for most of her life so you learn to stop caring about empty thoughts of those with empty heads.

how do you deal with stress: she cuddles her dogs or goes on long runs. often times with her dogs ‘cause cosmo and wanda are basically her children and she does anything w/them.

are you spontaneous or do you always need a plan: spontaneous af

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If your character could change one physical detail about herself, what would it be? a part of her wishes that she was taller. she stands at 5′4″ and she doesn’t exactly wear heels often since it’s a bit impossible to work in heels when you’re working on cars all day. even when she goes out to a bar she refuses to wear heels.

What is your character’s favorite physical activity? swimming. catch her wanting to do nothing than swim in the ocean and enjoy the feeling of weightlessness and freedom. she’s also always down for a good run.

What is your character’s least favorite physical activity? she’s not a fan of a weight circuit when she’s at the gym. she does it because she knows it’ll do her body a lot of good but she hates every second of it.

Your character comes face-to-face with her worst enemy. What is her first reaction? punch the bitch. zahra has no patience for people that have wronged her in the past so she wouldn’t hesitate or bother playing nice because that’s already been done. time for violence instead.

What is your character’s favorite weather? a warm yet slightly windy afternoon

What is your character’s favorite season? summer

What is your character’s least favorite season? winter

Your character keeps a photo album of memories from her lifetime. If she could only keep one photo, what would it depict? it would probably be when she was a child and her parents took her to disneyland and she somehow convinced jahaal and guadalupe to get matching outfits and ears so they could pose in front of the disney castle. it was the happiest she’d ever been and she still associates anything disney to that trip.

Does your character keep any pets? two doggos and fish! she has a three year old bernese mountain dog named cosmo, a black shiba inu named wanda and two large fish named timmy and poof. don’t take her anywhere where there’s a dog or she will try to adopt it. just don’t do it.

What is your character’s fondest childhood memory? her fondest childhood memory would probably be when her dad lifted her up to sit on a stool as she sat there and watched him work on his car. she was small and wide eyed and just kept asking questions because she wanted to know how everything worked. fast forward a few years and she’s a teenager trying to actually convince her dad that he needs a part replaced.

Someone asks your character to describe her family. How do they answer? Perfect. That’s all she would say. She wouldn’t go into any details, she wouldn’t walk off. She would simply smile and say that it’s perfect. Those here and those passed.

Is your character a morning person, a night owl, or something else entirely? definitely more of a morning person. she likes waking up early, going on a run with her dogs and then coming home before anyone has woken up to then head off to work. there’s something about the crisp morning air that gets her blood going. but she does have night owl tendencies now and again.

What is your character’s least favorite color? grey.

A stranger makes a crude comment to your character. How do they react? Depends on what the comment is but most of the time, she’ll resort to punching them in the face. There’s those times, however, where she will elegantly string together some words where she undermines their opinion and comment only to make them feel like nothing at all. All done with a smirk on her face. If she’s feeling #spicy.

What mythological figure best personifies your character? The hippocampus; a creature that is half horse but has the tail of a sea monster.

#maywoodtask #// i did this and i have only now realized zahra's birthday was LITERALLY one week ago... i'm a horrible mom

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sporadic-writer · 6 years ago

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What’s in a name (pt. 2)

Bucky x Reader

Warnings: swearing, alcohol, idk anything else someone might not like

This is an OC series I’m working on. I’ve connected it with the X-Men stuff and it takes place after Civil War, but it all works out.

pt. 1 here

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E stood in front of her mirror in her room the X-Men mansion. Dresses scattered on top of her bed made up her discarded pile. Beside that pile, sat Jubilee scrolling on her phone. She was called in to help E find a dress for the party and auction tonight at the Plaza Hotel.

“What about the shimmery orange colored one? Put that with some nude heels and you’re set.” Her gummed snapped as she asked.

“Nah I wore that a while ago, plus I think Meghan (Pixie) wants to borrow it for a date. The open back is good with her wings. I don’t know.. I want the right dress! I haven’t gone to a function with the Avengers in a long time. Hell, none of us have in eons! I wanna look good.” She huffed as she pushed back some silver hairs from her face. “Juju bee what about the dark green one? I’d put it with my black corset heels and some gold accessories?” She turned to face her friend on the bed and looked at her with a questioning expression.

“You look good in anything! Ugh you could have a feed bag on your head and be a goddess.” She huffed while dramatically dropping her arms on the bed. Then she calmed down and gave a serious reply. “The green would look good. You managed to get a date with James Proudstar with it.”

E titled her head to the side and slightly nodded in agreement. She smirked and said, “You’re not wrong. And those were a few good months of dating him. Til he left me for Blink. I can’t even get annoyed or upset because they are so sweet. Plus, it wasn’t going to go anywhere.. Anyway! So green it is. Hair up or down?” The friend replied up and went back to her phone.

“Any other reason you want to look so good tonight? Finally going to let Sam Wilson think he has a chance with you?” She stayed to keep her friend company while she got ready for the event tonight, but couldn’t help but tease her a little bit.

Blushing, but rolling her eyes, E played defense. “No, no reason at all. I just want to look good. That a crime?” She played back, but her mind flashed to a certain someone. “It’s nice to be noticed.”

“I’m not saying it isn’t, but the Avengers are hot and we don’t see them all the time like the guys here. Not to mention, you need to get some.”

“Says who?” She gives you a look and a snap of her gum. “Fine maybe I do, but as much fun as a hook up is, I’m looking for a more secure, long term type thing here.”

“Well if you want that, then a bolder eye look; and straighten your hair. Really get someone’s attention tonight. But then it’ll be the ones who aren’t intimidated by you.” The pyrotechnic mutant grabbed the silver-haired woman’s shoulders and put her chin on her head while twirling a few hairs.

*fast forward to the evening*

Music and chatter swelled as guests mingled around the Plaza’s grand hall. E found herself at the base of the stairs, talking with some political head honchos. She was three cosmos in and only feeling herself being barely buzzed enough to deal with them. Some of them were still condescending towards mutants, despite the fact that they’ve saved the world’s ass more than a few times. She was here to have a good time and not to listen to people drone about the real world, let alone politics.

“You know what gentlemen, lady, I have to… walk away now.” She stepped away leaving stunned high-powered figures. As she approached the bar again she heard Tony laughing.

“Those people will be pissed at me now because of that.”

E rolled her eyes, “Please, they barely like me anyway. Plus I’m sure one of them will drop a fat and impressive number and win something at the auction. That and the drinks will help them forget all about it.” She turned to the bartender and ordered a shot of silver tequila and another cosmo. “Thanks for the open bar by the way. Want a shot?”

“I’m good. Thanks though, and I know it takes more than the average amount of booze to get you toasted but umm any reason you ordered a shot at a charity auction?” He wasn’t judging, but genuinely curious.

“Oh you know, having one for Wade. Plus I’m preparing for Sam’s next pass at me.” She smiled at the man in front of her with the rose-colored glasses. “Now if you excuse me, I am going to go mingle and find a cute man to dance with.” She strutted away to scope out everyone present, starting with the auction tables. That way she could made a bid or two in the meantime.

While E was conversing with Tony, others were having their own fun. Off to the other side of the bar, Thor was pouring Steve and Bucky some of his industrial mead. The three men, Wanda, and Sharon Carter were talking amongst themselves, waiting for the party to kick in a little bit more before going out to the crowd.

“Hey Buck, if you stare at her anymore I think you may either go blind or put a hole in her.” Sharon spoke up from her brandy while Steve suppressed a laugh into his new cocktail. “Go ask her to dance or something. She clearly is here to have a grand time. She just downed that shot like water.”

The long haired man almost glared at her, but he was too busy watching the subject of conversation indeed take the shot like a champ. And he was a bit impressed. He noticed Tony and her laughing as she followed her shot with another cocktail. He was curious about how she was handling herself. It must have showed on his face, because Steve spoke up beside him.

“It takes a bit more than usual for her to be effected by alcohol. She can get drunk, quicker than us, but about five shots of Everclear to her are equivalent to one or two shots of any average liquor to any average person. So about three shots of Thor’s stuff. Maybe though, since she’s never actually had any. Sam and Clint learned that the hard way. E drank them under the table! Now, go ask her to dance. She’s heading towards the auctions.” Steve nudged him in her direction as the others egged him on.

With a grunt and small glare at his friends, he approached the woman whose purple eyes were permanently burned into his brain. As she’s glancing at every item up for bid on the tables. He takes not of her elegant stance and the way her hair stands out against the dark green of her dress, and sparkles from her gold accessories make her shine. An idea however, pops into his head. So he makes a detour towards the DJ. Once he walks back towards the woman, La Vie En Rose begins to play. His pride boosts a bit when he sees her perk her head up and smile. He did have the right idea!

“Would you like to dance?” He asks simply to gain her attention. When E smiles and nods yes, the words begin to play. The metal hand Bucky is known for grabs her own and his hand places itself on her waist, and hers goes to his shoulder. However, it is the English Louis Armstrong version that begins to play. With a scoff he says, “Damn I meant for the original to play.”

Her eyebrows perk up and she thinks it’s cute how he put some thought into the song. “It’s quite alright. I may know both versions, and the original is a classic, but there is something beautiful about this one.”

“At least it’s long enough for a proper dance. Especially with someone who knows how to genuinely dance.”

“People nowadays know how to dance, just not the classic manner we grew up with. I will say, I do appreciate that you know how to properly lead. Last time I had one of those was in the 80s.”

He instantly wants to know more about her past, to know everything about her unique history. “Someone special?”

“He was actually.” E takes note of his slightly surprised answer, not expecting that answer. “He was someone from my past, but he’s gone now.”

“Damn I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to bring something like that up.” Guilt washes over him, despite her reassurance that everything was fine. “Alright I’m going to change the subject now in a not so smooth manner. How many dances or drinks will it take for you to tell me what E stands for?”

The chuckle she lets out makes him feel like he could float. “More than you may think. But you’re cute, so I will tell you that it is a nickname. Both for my powers and the fact that my first, middle, and last name start with E. Wow.. Either I am becoming a lightweight or I don’t know because I have not revealed that much to someone I just met in a long time.”

“I consider myself lucky then. Although I will tell you that one way or another I will find out your name.” She appreciated his teasing tone, it was sweet and made her really smile. “Also, thanks for callin’ me cute darling.”

They kept dancing until the song and the next one was finished. After they made a few bids at the auction, they went to the bar where the others were secretly watching them interact.

Thor was the first to greet the woman with a bright smile and fair question. “E can I offer you another drink?”

“You know I can never pass you up on that Thor. Vodka gimlet please. So how is everyone?”

“Emma Ester Edwards. My guess for the month.” Everyone turned to Wilson who looked confident in the name he just blurted out. Everyone laughed as he pouted after E simply shook her head no with a sassy smirk on her face. “Oh come on! I have been at this since I met you girl. Will you even tell me if I get it right?”

“I take offence that you think I would lie to you. I promise if you ever somehow get it right, I will tell you. But that day will happen no sooner than you lifting Thor’s hammer so I’m not worried.” She looked proud of herself for that one. Confidently she sipped her drink, flipped her hair, and leaned her arm on Bucky’s shoulder. He seemed to get the hint right away and put his arm around her waist. She felt good, looked good, and knew the night ahead was going to be worth the time spent getting ready.

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13 DIY Couples’ Costume Ideas That Are Better Than Anything You Can Buy In A Store

I love Halloween. I love creepy things. I love parties. I love candy (but not candy corn, gross). And most of all, I love making things. So, it’s pretty much the perfect holiday for someone like me. I spend all year making little notes on my phone of good couples costume ideas and mentally engineering their creation so that by the time fall rolls around, I’m all set and ready to go. But let’s assume that, unlike me, you aren’t a neurotic Halloween lover and you don’t have a ton of DIY couples costume ideas in your phone. Don’t worry, you can have some of mine. Trust me, I’ve got plenty.

So, whether you prefer something cute, sexy, or nightmare-inducing, I’ve figured out how to put it on your bods. Yes, you could just run down to the local costume store, but that’s so boring! That’s how you end up at a party with everyone in the same Harley Quinn and Jack Sparrow costumes. Anyone can buy a costume at the store, but it takes a bit more effort and creativity to make it yourself. And really, don’t you and your partner deserve to win all the contests this year?

Here are some ideas to borrow, or at least to get your creativity flowin’.

1. Baby And Debora From Baby Driver

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This year’s coolest couple, hands down, are Baby and Debora from Baby Driver. If you have a partner who’s tough to talk into dressing up for Halloween, this is the couples costume he won’t be able to turn down. Who doesn’t want to be a bad ass get away driver? As a bonus, it’s actually really cool stuff you will want to wear year round.

For Debora, you’ll want to find a cute retro waitress dress and pair it with a sheepskin lined denim jacket. The Baby costume is just as easy: You just need the varsity style jacket, a white tee, black wayfarers, jeans, and black shoes. If you really want to complete the look, you can add a scar with with wax. Just make sure not to forget the earbuds!

2. The Fairly Odd Parents

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Want to be Wanda and Cosmo for Halloween this year? Your wish is my command. This one will take some minor fabrication, but I promise you are totally up for it. For Wanda, you will need a yellow tee, black pants, wings, and pink hair spray. Cosmo’s outfit is just a white button up shirt, black tie, black pants, green hair spray, and, of course, some more fairy wings. That just leaves their fairy crowns and wands. Time to get crafty. To create the crowns, you’ll need small headbands that will blend in your hair, a sheet of yellow foam, and some craft wire. To make the wand, you’ll need some wood dowels painted black, and you can use the leftover foam sheet to make the stars.

3. Yorkie And Kelly from Black Mirror

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Did you cry like a baby when Black Mirror’s San Junipero episode took home the Emmy for Outstanding Television series this year, too? Yeah, that’s because Yorkie and Kelly are everything, including this year’s queer girl couples costume goals. Unless you want to spend your next month trawling through a million thrift shops to find the perfect blinged-out jacket, the key is to just find modern pieces, which, when accessorized properly, give them an ’80s feel.

To channel Yorkie’s party girl vibe, you’ll need an embellished purple jacket, black corset top, and black harem pants. Top it off with a black oversized bow in the hair. To capture the adorable nerdiness of Kelly, pair a light blue sweatshirt with a pink collared shirt, khaki shorts, and don’t forget the wire-rimmed glasses. Cutest duo ever.

4. Cards Against Humanity

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Need a last minute costume that is actually awesome? Good news: This one only requires some foam boards and black and white paint pens! If you want to get more interactive, opt for chalkboards and erasable pens. Warning: That can get very dangerous as the night goes on and the drinks are flowing. Hmm, actually, that pretty much describes every game of Cards Against Humanity I’ve ever played, so it’s on theme!

5. Diana Prince And Steve Trevor From Wonder Woman

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All I want in life is to be Wonder Woman. Is that too much to ask? Yes, yes, it is, because I don’t have the fabrication skills to create a breast plate. Now her disguise outfit… that’s something I can achieve. Was there anyone more dapper than Diana Prince and Steve Trevor as they made their way through the streets of 1910s London? Nope, and this is how you steal their style this Halloween.

This is not a warm-climate-appropriate costume. Go this route only if your Halloween is going to be on the chilly side. To get the Diana look, you’ll need a wool houndstooth coat, belted. Under the coat, you’ll need a white collared shirt, long skirt, and Victorian style boots. Oh, and don’t forget her sword. Steve’s costume is made of up layers: Start with a turtleneck sweater, topped with a brown leather vest and sheepskin lined coat. Pair all of this with a pair of dark khaki pants and black boots. Top it off with a navy brood hat to really nail the period costume.

6. The Purge

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Personally, I love a scary costume on Halloween, and what is scarier than the idea of all your friends and neighbors suddenly turning into homicidal maniacs for 12 hours every year? Plus, this costume is great if you’re a procrastinator, because it can be made up almost entirely of things you already have in your wardrobe. Your best bets are something sexy — or ironic — like lingerie, a prom dress, or a tux. To complete the look, you’ll need to make a mask, and there are great tutorials online on how to turn them into Purge masks. And of course, you’ll need your killing spree weapons of choice.

7. Pop Art

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Another last-minute costume that will still wow at any Halloween party is to turn the two of you into living pop art. There are some great tutorials on YouTube that will walk you through the makeup technique. To complete the look, think retro-inspired comic book clothing, and you can add speech bubbles with a headband, craft wire, and some paper. One last bit of advice: I highly suggest a few practice run throughs before hand. Otherwise your costume might be a living Pinterest fail instead.

8. Dipper And Mabel

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Is it creepy if your couples costume is made up of a brother and sister? Nah, not when it’s Dipper and Mable. They’re hardly the Lannisters, if you know what I’m sayin’. Anyway, moving on. Here’s how to become Gravity Falls’ greatest mystery solvers. For Dipper, you’ll need an orange t-shirt, blue vest, white socks, black shoes, and grey shorts. To complete the look, you’ll also need his signature hat, and to create that you need a blue trucker hat and some fabric paint to add the little blue tree. You might as well get the whole fabric paint kit, because you’re going to need a few more colors to create Mabel’s rainbow and star turtleneck. The rest of her costume is easy; it’s just a denim skirt, white knee socks, and some black ballet flats. Oh, and her headband too, of course. Cryptids of the Northwest will shiver when they see you coming.

9. Ellie And Grant From Jurassic Park

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You know who were an awesome couple? Ellie and Grant from Jurassic Park. They were smart, adventurous, and totally went toe-to-toe with prehistoric monsters… and won! Total couples goals. Yes, I know they weren’t together in the sequels, but let’s just make a pact to pretend they never happened, OK? Good. Moving on.

Here is how you can become Ellie and Grant for Halloween. Spoiler alert: Brace for khaki. For Ellie, you’ll need khaki shorts, a blue tank top, a pink button up (tied at the waist), hiking boots, and grey socks. For Grant, khaki pants, a denim shirt, a red bandana tied at the neck, hiking boots, and top it off with a wide brimmed fedora. Oh, and some dinosaur props really tie it all together.

If your boo isn’t really a “Grant type,” there’s always the doctor of chaos himself, Jeff Goldblum’s Ian Malcom. Just sayin’.

10. Hook And Tinker Bell

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Who wants to be Peter Pan and Wendy when you can be Tink and Hook? They have all the best accessories anyway. I dunno, I ship ’em. To create a cool Captain Hook, you need a red blazer, white blouse, a hook, and pirate captain’s hat with feathers. To get your Tinker Bell on, you’ll want a green tulle dress and fairy wings. Simple and cute.

11. Pennywise And Georgie From It

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Did you see It yet? Of course you did — everyone has. Thats because it’s scary as hell. I had nightmares for two nights after I saw it that Pennywise was peeking in my window. How messed up is that? Anyway, that also means it’s going to be a fantastic couples costume if you want to terrorize everyone else at the party. What else is Halloween for, right? The Georgie costume is easy; all you really need a is a hooded yellow rain coat, rain boots, and maybe a paper boat. To create your Pennywise, you’ll need a men’s white ruffled shirt, neck ruff, and pirate style pants. Add red pompoms down the front and on the toes of the shoes. Top it off with a red wig, killer clown makeup, and a red balloon. Why? Because they float. They all float.

12. Nasa And The Stars

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I love this couples costume, because what is more “meant to be together” than a NASA nerd and the galaxy? It’s sweet and clever and probably mostly already in your closet. Don’t lie — we all bought a galaxy dress in the last few years. Now you get to pull it back out and be the cutest couple at the party. For your astronomy nerd costume, you’ll just need a NASA tee, some nerd glasses (or add tape to yours), and suspenders are a nice touch. The stars really aligned for this costumes. Eh? Nudge, nudge.

13. Rick And Morty From Rick And Morty

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You’re gonna wubba-dubba-dub-love this costume idea! Want a reason to love Rick and Morty, I mean besides the fact that it’s just stone cold genius? This season they decided to implement gender parity in the writer’s room, and the show has never been better. Plus, when internet jerks decided it would be awesome to doxx those writers, creator Dan Harmon publicly smacked them down. Awesome. OK, now that you are pumped to celebrate all things Rick and Morty, here’s how to achieve the look. For Rick, you’ll need a lab coat, light blue shirt, khaki pants, a wig, and his trusty portal gun. Morty’s costume is a yellow shirt and jeans, but I

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ashleyjacksonblog · 7 years ago

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13 DIY Couples’ Costume Ideas That Are Better Than Anything You Can Buy In A Store

Here are some ideas to borrow, or at least to get your creativity flowin’.

1. Baby And Debora From Baby Driver

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2. The Fairly Odd Parents

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3. Yorkie And Kelly from Black Mirror

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4. Cards Against Humanity

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5. Diana Prince And Steve Trevor From Wonder Woman

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6. The Purge

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7. Pop Art

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8. Dipper And Mabel

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9. Ellie And Grant From Jurassic Park

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If your boo isn’t really a “Grant type,” there’s always the doctor of chaos himself, Jeff Goldblum’s Ian Malcom. Just sayin’.

10. Hook And Tinker Bell

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11. Pennywise And Georgie From It

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12. Nasa And The Stars

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13. Rick And Morty From Rick And Morty

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