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if you think boromir's the bad guy... do not ineract with me...

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frodo in Valinor be like

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Yes except for that whole thing with the wacky wizard turning up and telling u to save the world

I feel like being a Hobbit is the ultimate lifestyle. (At least for me)

Think about it:

Considered a child until age 33

Live in cute little hills with beautiful wood work

Spending your days gardening, eating, drinking, and gossiping

Excellent Wardrobe

Receiving gifts on others's birthdays and giving others gifts on your birthday (I just like giving gifts, so this might just be a thing I like)

And every once and a while a kinda wacky old wizard takes one (or a few) of you on a world saving quest

Sounds pretty good to me!

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Frodo, about taking the ring to Mordor: that’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense

Gandalf: You’ll do it?

Frodo: of course

Frodo: as long as my lawn guy comes with me

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Lotr headcanon, having lots of patches on your clothes is fashionable in the Shire. The more patches, the cooler you are. Especially if it's a lot of different fabrics. It's common to trade patches with friends and family, and it's usually treated with high sentimental value. It's like carrying a piece of someone with you.

While the hobbits are on the quest, their clothes get holes and such. This leads Sam and Frodo to nab small things from the other members of the fellowship, like handkerchiefs or anything too worn for use, to use as patches. Merry and Pippin aren't so courteous, and cut pieces from the fellowship's clothes while they sleep.

Of course, the hobbits exchange patches amongst themselves while traveling, and they never go anywhere without a needle and some thread. Sam is the best at sewing. Pippin is not allowed around needles.

Boromir notices this, thinks it's adorable, and leaves things out purposely for the hobbits to use. Eventually, he asks about it, and they convince him to do the patches, too.

Aragorn also notices and thinks it's adorable, but doesn't bring it up to them. He's secretly flattered to find pieces of his rag on Frodo's pants. He asks Boromir about it instead.

Legolas doesn't notice. His clothes are elven-made, and the scissors refuse to cut it.

Gimli notices the random holes in his clothes, and the things going missing, but doesn't realize it's the hobbits. He brings it up to Legolas, who immediately convinces Gimli that he's crazy and it's all in his head.

Gandalf notices, obviously, and he doesn't mind until Pippin tries to cut his cloak while hes asleep. He proceeds to wake up and yell at him until dawn.

After Boromir dies, Aragorn takes his cloak, and sews pieces onto his clothes. These are the only patches he has.

Bilbo has a set of clothes with patches from the dwarves, from his own adventure. He told them about the tradition, and they all gave him pieces of fabric to use. He can still recount which patch belonged to who.

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this is your daily reminder you can self ship with literally anyone.... yes even that character that's a rapist, yes that character that's a genuine piece of shit. you can self ship with strade from btd, you can selfship with jimmy from mouthwashing...it doesn't make you a bad person, why? they're not real.

yall will claim you can self ship with "villains"...but then you turn right around and bitch at people that date bad people. make it make sense yall.

also, people are allowed to ship how they want. if someone's relationship is abusive that's THEIR relationship. if you don't like it you can what...say it with me...block people.

"oh but they're romant-" it's not your abuse. they're not talking about you. "oh but they're normaliz-" shut the fuck up. fiction doesn't normalize abusive relationships and if it's normalized it you have an extremely poor judgement and have some form of psychotic problem (this is coming from someone with psychosis and delusional problems) "oh but what about the childre-" stfu about the children. 11 year olds shouldent be online and anyone above the age of fucking 13 (should, if they got taught) understand that abuse, sexual assault, rape, and or murder is bad.

get real.

“people on this app will treat fictional characters as if they were real people and then talk about real people as if they were fictional and then get mad at you for knowing the difference” - reyssben, Twitter

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"Security lockdown."

"SECURITY LOCKDOWN!"

"Security lockdown??"

"Security lockdown! Security lockdown!"

Me, whose last job was in public schools: "um... is everything ok?"

"Oh! He just means lock the door."

Yall... are gonna give me a heart attack.

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I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.

I hate it I hate it I hate it

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do u know what pisses me off? a lot of things where do i start

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Honestly I’m still bitter that the face of “internalized misogyny” is a socially awkward, tomboyish, usually teenaged girl (who’s blatantly coded as not straight lbr), as opposed to shit like queen bee adult ~beauty gurus~ who get their kicks and clout by viciously attacking other women for their looks, and make money peddling dangerous “weight loss shakes” to 13 year olds

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The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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so cool when i say hi to a cat and they do a big stretch like i dont think that has anything to do with the words i just said to you i said but i think its awesome that you got long

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Jonathan Sims

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But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass.

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People act like voice training is unnatural or meant as a “trick” and then I get to sit in my office and listen to every single one of my cis coworkers change their pitch of their voice up or down whenever they’re on the phone

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