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[filesofgayshit]

maybe everything would be okay if i had your hands in my underwear while you grin "oh i didn't expect for you to be so wet already" and all i can do is whimper, open up my legs a bit more and throw my head back

[mios-steamy-soup]

*sees someone's OC getting their pussy destroyed*

"Aw heck yeah, good for–"

*scans the text of the post with my eyes again real quick*

"–him!"

(affectionate/positive/love this fr)

[littledeerbutch]

pretty sure fingering this tgirl healed me 2night & im gonna go to sleep and have sweet dreams abt how good she felt around me forever. i love t4t

[shuccubee]

[greyroses02]

Bro I didn’t sign up for this mpreg and vore nonsense

[thelastlivingme]

They always say fuck her right in the pussy but they never say fuck him right in the pussy 😞

[greenteacreme]

An NSFW idea discussed with my pal @wishingwellhell

Of womb tattoos pertaining to the vision of its victim in a sense.

But as an explanation for why half adepti exist is that visions ontop of being like the gods chosen ro ascend to celestia at some point is also being essentially stamped submissive and breedable. Aka vision bearer appear a bit mkre sexy looking to the Archons and fellow adepti as like the creme of the crop.

To ensure even being able to keep up, they go into a heat or rut at the magnitude of their archons. I'd like tot hink it was almost a joke contract made with Rex lapis amidst the fellow archons all those years ago towards man kind. (<- also as an explanation that dendros wouldn't be getting Nahidas naturally its most likely from the previous dendro archon that heat cycles continue. What im saying very explicitly is no nahida doesnt go into heat shes a kid its not from her)

Its rather random and not extremely timed for vision bearers

Almost treated like an illness with the way its peetered out in modern day

But that doesn't mean it doesn't happen 👀

Addition of the visions elemental sigil being a womb tattoo to signify ready to breed~

[abyssalzones]

anywayyy. did you guys know I love them

[filesofgayshit]

Idk man i just think i should be kissing and moaning into a pretty gay rn

[merakiui]

something something laundry day and you have no clean underwear, so you politely ask (demand) your stepbrother borrows you a clean pair of boxers otherwise you’ll walk around the house with your lower half completely nude and panty-less!!! (an empty threat; you wouldn’t actually do that).

as tempting as seeing that would be, he thinks it would be too much for his heart (and dick). so he gives you a pair and it isn’t until you’re wearing them that he realizes something.

your bare pussy is touching those boxers…

as soon as you have clean laundry, those boxers are tossed into the dirty bin for you to wash later. you’ll never get that chance, though, because he’s quick to fish them out and hold them up to his nose to breathe in your scent like the depraved pervert brother he is. >:)

[lgbtqtext]

[insert-the-4thwall-entity]

Guys, guys, i just had the FUNIEST idea ever -

Now, everyone, mainly the Transformers fans - Hear me out :

You see this RC toy tank? This very holdable, harmless toy?

What if by some batshit weird/insane way MEGATRON would become THIS SMALL and have this as his alt mode and NOBODY in the Omiverse(multiverse for fandoms/fandomverse/Crossoververse) took him seriously?

Imagen the g/t and general interaction between every other character and Minitron -

Like, for example this :

HE'S JUST A BABI

A LIL' BABI MAN, LIL' BABI, BANI MAN -

[xamaxenta]

Marco outside of their play sessions asking if theyre ok with the difference in gear, Sabo’s is rather expensive is there anything Ace wants to even it out and Ace is like nah not really i like my stuff feels nice n stuff

Sabo expresses interest in the unyielding nature of a chain leash like he wont be opposed to Marco clipping a heavier weight to his collar

Marco gets really intrigued by that like oh, is that so, maybe he bullies Sabo a little next time not that Sabo minds

Bad dog au….. love it. Marco gets things tailored with tails and everything, breeds picked out for both boys. Sabo is an afghan hound or a borzoi or some other high end breed, expect any owner of those breeds will tell you those dogs are batshit crazy and Marco revels in the comparison. Ace is some sort of Doberman mutt with spikes and a chain leash compared to sabos polished gleaming leather. Of course it’s ace and you said it yourself, he’s the more docile loving and affectionate of the two. Ace gets permission for everyone to fawn over him with pets for the good boy and all the compliments for his behavior while sabo is muzzled whenever anyone is in arms length even if they don’t touch him. He bites after all.

Basically Marco catering to his bfs aesthetics and confusing everyone with their conflicting mannerisms

YEAH this is so good, Sabo portrayed as an aloof purebreed and Ace as the loveable mutt mix aha so cute

They love being confusing to the general public, you can look and pet but no touching lower unless you wanna lose a hand bc they bite and Marco wont be warning you either

Ace with a chain leash is soooo fun, he loves the sound of it the weight of it, even tho his entire aesthetic screams big danger hes just a softie who wants to please his master 🥰

Sabo should remain muzzled unless he’s gonna b kissing Ace or Marco or Marcos dick—

[cheolism-archive]

『 boyfriend cheol texts! 』

✧ choi seungcheol x f!reader ✧ summary: text messages sent between u and u boyfriend choi seungcheol ✧ warnings: mdni. pls ignore the times!! food mention, discussions of mental health, dirty texts. he calls reader princess, but other than that it’s gender neutral

tag list: @coffeestay@tinkerbell460@hyneyedfiz@wonuhour@sweet-like-caramel@immabecreepin

[sparklecarehospital]

It's almost Kissmas drawing requests time :] this is gonna be really fun this year because there's a lot more characters you guys can ask for doodles of since you know about Cometcare now!!!

[leergetanzt]

Tying you onto my bed, with the sole purpose of showering you with kisses: a concept.