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grant anthony oābrien is in a wayfair commercial??? my man 50 is in a WAYFAIR COMMERCIAL???
#grant anthony o'brien#wayfair#commercial#like#saw it in the breakroom n just stood there for a minute#dropout#college humor#50#that doesnt make sense as a tag but fuck it#thatsss a lotta (beep)#like its a good casting#generic white man in an ice cream tru k#n get that bag man#but like#oh my god
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It's a time-honoured tradition- every time Sam comes across Izzy (and Ed) in their travels, he asks Izzy to marry him. And every time, Izzy turns him down.
At this point, Sam is asking more for the sake of it than any belief Izzy will ever say yes, a remnant of childhood dedication touched with 30 years of heartbreak and regret- though even now, a small part of him still holds out hope. Sam's promises have only got more extravagant over the years, from a job as his first mate, to a captaincy, a fleet at his command, a whole fucking island if that's what Izzy wants- but he knows it isn't though, not really. If Izzy was ever going to agree to marry him, to leave his life and go with Sam, it wouldn't be for anything Sam could offer him. Izzy never did care for flashy shows of wealth, for a ship or to be captain. The only thing that ever mattered to him was loyalty given, and loyalty shown in return.Ā
It all comes to a head after Stede left and came back, after Izzy lost a toe, lost his leg. Sam hasn't seen him since before things with Ed started to really slide off the rails, before stress permanently set into the lines of Izzyās face. So, when he sees a dishevelled man with a hoof for a leg in a no-name port, he doesn't even consider the idea that he might know him. It's only when he turns towards him, and Sam catches a glance at those oh too familiar tattoos, he realises this is Izzy, his Izzy, that stands before him.
Knowing Izzy's discomfort with pity, he doesn't treat him any differently than he would in years gone by, positioning himself in Izzy's line of sight before approaching and sweeping him up into a bone crushing hug.Ā
āIsrael-goddamn-Hands!ā he exclaims, as Izzy grumbles back a begrudging āSamuel-fucking-Bellamyā, a tradition almost as old as their friendship itself. Izzy might not hug him back, but he canāt keep the corner of his mouth from twitching, just for a second.
(If Sam holds Izzy a little tighter and a little longer than usual, well. That's his business)
By the time Sam lets go, most of the crew has appeared in the town square, drawn in by the commotion. They may have given Izzy his leg and welcomed him as one of them, but still thereās an underlying tension, with nobody quite ready to set aside everything that happened before the Kraken. Seeing him cosying up to an unknown man sets everyone on edge, unsure whether to come to their first mateās aid, or to assume that they've been betrayed once again.
When Ed sees that the yelling was Sam, his hand goes tense where it's held in Stede's. He knows the routine, has seen it more times than he can count, but as he watches them part he realises that this is the first time in a long time he's unsure of what Izzy's response will be.
Knowing that somethingās different, knowing that Izzy's feeling vulnerable already, Sam doesn't go for the same flashy proposal heās been giving for years. He doesn't promise Izzy the world, he doesn't cause a scene (or, any more of a scene than he already has, anyway). He looks at the fractured man in front of him, takes his face in his hands, and says the exact same thing to him he said when they were little more than boys. āIsrael, I have to ask you. I know what you'll say, but I have to try. Come with me. Marry me and sail away with me. I'll keep you safeā
And Izzyā¦ hesitates. He glances over at Ed, at Stede, and says to Sam ā...Weāre staying in port for a week. Ask me again thenā
That's the moment Sam knows there is something deeply, horribly, wrong. He's not just looking at an Izzy who got seriously injured in a fight and is struggling to cope, this is something so much bigger than that- and that Ed has something to do with it. Izzy wouldn't even be considering leaving if he didn't. Whether it was negligence or something more sinister, Sam doesn't yet know, but he intends to find out.
#i feel like the little paragraph about the crew is real clunky and out of place but i wanted some kind of establishment of where those#dynamics are at. its important that the crew is something for izzy to consider in his decision; but also that their relationship isnt so#solid he would stay for them alone; yknow?#im sorta aiming for a s2e5 era but like. early in those themes. he cant be all sorted yet i need him to be struggling#anyway this is part of a much larger scenario in my head that im never ever doing anything with but i wrote THIS bit in a daze in like. jun#and i got thinking about it again and i think?? it holds its own as a 'hey think about THIS' snippet. idk you decide#youre welcome to interpret this as solo bellhands but in my head it Has morphed into sam/izzy/ed/stede#because i cant not put edizzy in things any more. izzy has two hands#i also think the comedy potential of one of your boyfriends HATING your other boyfriend is gold. 10/10 dynamic#stede is mostly along for the ride in this but also i think they need him#aaaaand. the sam/ed bracket i think can only be closed in exceptional circumstances. i think they 'hate' each other too much#...which is WHY someones getting kidnapped!!! yay#anyway its all irrelevant because ill never write it out. i can do silly chill things but thatll require work#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#sam bellamy#bellhands#i wanna also say. the general concept of repeated sam proposals has been floating around my head forever#it used to be a more silly thing like i referenced at the start but. s2 gave me angsty feelings i guess#i cant not have izzy have feelings for ed right now which inherently adds layers to Any bellhands scenarios i think.#but yeah. its a Classic Bellhands vibe for me. sam seeing izzy at sea or on shore and asking him to marry him (again)#i like to do this with jackie too. i think i just want that man to be obnoxiously desired#(theres also layers of my personal hornigold era lore built into this but i hope it holds up without u knowing it. tldr. sam lost izzy by#being an idiot n fumbling the bag. thats what matters. izzy went with ed and sams been trying to fix it ever since)#i probably should have readmore'd this but i didnt think it was Quite long enough. or had a good break point. sorry <3
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Going to the store today do you guys need anything
#vena vents#not art#I've been using those folgers singles coffee bag things a lot lately and I gotta get more of them among other things#They're cheap and taste cheap but man are they great if you don't have the energy#also I like cheap coffee and the n*stle instant hazelnut is peak for me and I hoarded a few canadian jars of it (from 3rd party importer)so#It's got way less shit in it than the US version
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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has chizuutan been sitting this close to aizo in class all this timeā¦?
#when the classroom is huge but youāre only like 3 seats away from the dude youāre delulu about#careful chizuchan one wrong move and aizo will see your pics of him looking incredibly dumb mid-jump#but man. all of them suck at keeping secrets. lxl and hiyo suck at pretending to not know each other.#and chizuchan sucks at pretending to not be a crazed aizo stan. juri never had any secrets to begin with so sheās all good. good girl.#tried rereading the [redacted] manga to check (big mistake) and left wonder wth the [redacted] anime writers were on when they wrote it#chizuutanās personality flipped too abruptly. and wdymmmm she was able to sneak pics of aizo properly pre-notice board scene#o n l y to suddenly become a very obvious and suspicious stalker the moment she outed her bestie#and her throwing her bag and colouring hiyo out of her stalking snapshots was. very weird.#itās as though she only did it so that a randomly spawning yujiro could catch her in the act to expose her for her misdeeds later#lord forbid people write flawed women properly#man. it feels like the [redacted] anime writers wrote themselves into a brick wall one too many times#and resorted to butchering their characters to plothole their way out of it.#they totally bit off more than they could chew with their attempts to resolve and rationalise all existing plot points in the series so far#that someya bros bar scene is still dumb as heck im sorry#anyway live laugh love kawaikute gomen manga: the spinoff thatās >>>>>>>>> the original (aka the [redacted] anime)#mmmmmm anyway i hope there wonāt be an mv tomorrow (delusional) i may be hauled off to bid my bro safe travels s o.#wouldnāt it be funny if we finally got kimikawaii tomorrow though lol#ik we probably wont since the mona album countdown is still goin but. still.#if we must get an mvā¦ nakamahazureplsplsplspslsplspslpslsssssd#chizuutan chizpost
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thinking about the "no springtime for us" quote again and how daniel would be outraged bc he does not care for flowers and sweetness but maybe armand does!! maybe armand does in fact want some innocent teenage-like romance with holding hands along the river and dancing in the moonlight!!!
#brb incorporating that in my book!armand fic#daniel im sorry you gotta have to suck it up and get ya man some flowers n shit#'it is the east and louis is the sun' like did he think louis would love that kinda cheesy romance novel stuff#or did he himself want to try it out#much to think about#like yeah this is the guy who bags the love of his life via stalking him but#maybe sometimes he does want some sweet romance
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jonathan sims head archivist of the magnus institute london
#IM JUST POSTING HIM RANDOMLY BECAUSE I CANNOOOOOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME DRAW ANYONE ELSE. I HAVE APHANTASIA MAN IT'S HARD OUT HERE#i just started season 3 and heard him mention the graying hair i was like hm.. what if i tried drawring some characters.#i'm actually super happy with how he looks... i had some prior inspiration bc i followed one artist who's posted fanart b4--#(which is how i first heard of the series) and so i already kinda had a picture of him in my head bc of that (i love their art sdfghgfdjh)#so i was jus sketchin and i was like.... yeah this looks ok. i wanted his hair to be kinda just pokin up every which way in front--#--because i imagine him constantly running a hand through it. otherwise it'd look nice n tidy. i just sketched til it looked good enough#the eyes were easy because i wanted sharp and tired. the color was just me testin shit out and being like oooo that looks pretty#the outfit..... i just googled some like business casual stuff LOL. i thought it looked nice#bag and flashlight because he's dungeon crawling#he's also filipino for no reason other than i said so#OHHH YEAH freckles. freckles are cute. also worm scars.#i gotta say i didn't wanna put glasses on him but i thought he looked nakey without em.. but also it might be bc i was strugglin w lineart#the glasses make him look younger i think. which is bad!! he needs to look at least 35!!!#i dunno if i have it in me to draw the others;;;;;;;;;; martin i can't figure out a color scheme for-- and tim & sasha.... waauugghhh....#it's hhhhaaardd because when i'm like reading anything i cannot *picture* characters.... i just get like..... a feeling yknow.....#again i already had some vague images for jon (and martin) bc i saw fanart before lol so that's what showed up in my head#i have a good *feeling* of what sasha should look like but i cannot for the life of me draw it....#i keep sketching and going ānoo this doesn't look like herā <- i DON'T know what she looks like#i've somehow instead ended up with a sketch that really feels like melanie tho lmao#if you're somehow at the bottom of this long ramble i will send you $500.#the void given form
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i am protecting the world by never chainsaw man posting because you dont understand how much i have to say about my boy denji
#it is divine will i do not enter chainsaw man fandom#because thats the only explanation i have for why god could be real while uke angel in angel x aki exists#literally never entered the fandom purely because i dont fuck with uke angel and seme akj#ITS ANGEL X AKI. ANGEL SEMES AKI AND I WILL DIE ON THAT FUCKING HILL!#THE SHIP IS SOOO GOOD AND SO MUCH BETTER WHEN ANGEL SEMES DONT YOU ALL GET IT ITS SO MUCH FUCKING BETTER#SO MUCH MORE FLAVOR MORE DYNAMIC MORE RIZZ MORE SWAG MORE PEPPERONIS MORE EMOTIONAL DEVELOPMENT OHHHHHHHHGYGGHWGS#IM NOT FIGHTING IN THE FUCKING CHAINSAW MAN YAOI WARS IM ALREADY IN THE HETALIA YAOI BATTLEFEIDL EVERY FUCKINF DAY#IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO FIGHT FOR POLLIET I AINT FIGHTING IN THE COUNTRY OF CHAINSAW MAN#but yeah i love chainsaw man i have acrylic stands n shit i just never talk abt it bc im theres no yaoi for me (I CANT FIGHT THE ANGEL UKE#ANTICHRISTS) and everyone hates those people who write essays about chainsaan characters or literally make anything except yaoi in da fandom#so i physically cannot chainsaw man post#you either are the most annoying cringe person on this planet or you create yaoi and i aint doing either#also aki is my fave character lawl#i just think denji is a genuinely- wait what the- WHO PUT A BAG OVER MY HEAD AUG AUSGS CANT BREAT- AAYGY
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Also guess who finally got a cane!!
#im so sorry you have to get one..#but what if you grow dependent and#have to use one your entire life?#the duck quacks#i found a good one at the thrift store which can change heightd n shit and also looks very neat!#its so cool i love it so much#all the comments IRL so far have been smth along the lines of or#AND FUCK THEM!!!#THIS CANE SLAPS IT LOOKS SO GOOD ITS SO FASHIONABLE I LOVE ITTTT#IM TEMPTED TO PUT STICKERS OR SMTH ON IT? but i need smth waterproof#car decals? i mean those are waterproof#altho i always wanna keep the current look hmm#anyways im so fucking excited it looks so good and was so cheap#also the lowest height setting is small enough to fit into my bikes bag thingy#so i can bring it with me on trips!!! i dont need to walk a longass time or take the car (or have the unsafest bike ever) with my crutches!#like man i love my crutches but theyre so bulky sometimes and it can be a bit annoying#i might test my cane out soon as well but idk what for hmm#i dont *need* them atm coz pains been low so i havr to wait to test test them#but i think it could be neat to bring them out
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Good night Tumblr xx
#Jack Ginnivan#what if he's just sitting on the bench naked and then sees Darcy injured and he's like 'pass me my clothes please'#unzips the dry cleaning bag next to him#someone wheels out a mirror for him to dress in front of#there's a whole hair and make up team surrounding him#brushing his hair#fixing the headband on so it fits just right#Trent comes out with a bouquet of flowers and kisses him on the cheek 'break a leg Ginni' the coaching staff screaming NOOOO TRENT#ginni waits by the interchange listening for them to announce his name over the loudspeaker#playing his favourite song that he requested earlier#enters the field while whatta man by salt n pepa is playing#Ginni is the Seb Gotch of the afl#he sits on the bench as the sub in the nude with a towel across his lap#his underwear hanging up all around him#coach tells him to get warmed up and first thing he does is decide which underwear to go with#'it's dacking season I'll go with the bluey panties'#i had Americans sitting behind me and a Collingwood player dacked a cat and an American is like 'he just dacked him! no penalty!' bless
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someone asking for charity donations solicited me on the street and asked me if i could name a state ending with k and i said no bc i didnt want to talk to her and ik im bad at remembering states and she said what state are you living in now and i just kinda looked at her bc what am i supposed to do say oh and feel like an idiot
#i was walking slowly with clearly heavy bags n she walked up to me#those things are so insidious#i told her id look it up later and sure enough there were a bunch of warnings not to donate to them#she kept trying to get me to finish her sentences and like. man. i am not quick enough for that with sleepiness and heavy bags#nevermind the fact i dont even wanna talk to you!#i felt like nadeko... it was a nadeko moment
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i went to the grocery store and didnāt cry PLUS stayed under budget despite needing to buy curl care stuff PLUS i sliced up my fruit and stored it so my family has snackies throughout the week PLUS i fed myself beforehand so i wouldnāt lose it faster and have a shittier time i would like butt pats, face kisses and a fat ass bowl pls n thank yooouuuuu
#i used my new produce bags too and look i know itās dumb but i almost cried#the self check out wasnāt working and the next one wasnāt working either and it wasnāt my fault but i still felt like it was#that man was so sweet too he made me laugh n everything while i was looking like this š„ŗ bc i kept getting error codes trying to buy squash#dumb ass shit ā¾āļø ą£Ŗ Ö“Ö¶ÖøÖ“Ö¶ÖøÖ“Ö¶ÖøÖ“Ö¶ÖøÖ“Ö¶ÖøÖ“Ö¶ÖøÖ“Ö¶ÖøÖ“Ö¶āšš
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Girlies... 2 rats isn't really recommended and soon I may have to get lil babies (preferably my winter break which is soon).
And I do know abt a few good rat breeders in my area. My question is, what variants in terms of fur and ears (I legit CAN'T decide...). I know one I want to be like Bezi so fuzz? Mostly bc I miss the texture of her skin and my mom cries about her a lot almost daily. But the other one idk. Dumbo? Rex? Harley (if there's any around here...)??? I will use that suggestion to pick the breeder, not the individual animals. Bc for that I will use intuition as I always have. Will ask my friends for opinions too ig.
#i feel a bit bad looking at rats in terms of aesthetics rather than. 'does it need a home?'#but i just feel like adopting is such a mixed bag. you can get a perf health one like anatoli or something as fragile as yuki n alien#and yk I will probably try to adopt in the future still! but for now I need that. idk... new energy? new life?#i love my cranky old man but something abt little ratties is special to me#and honestly i need a very loving one too now. i loved my albinos obv but they were Weird. I assume bc of them being born in a lab#which as far as I'm aware is pretty traumatic. even if its not direct experiences it can be generational trauma. in their genes. yk.#i know they didnt love me like Aku did. or like bezi did.#eh#also I want females only and with adopting the females are (almost) NEVER spayed. And often too old for it already.#well maybe I'd settle for a male fuzz but I'll see
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#too ashamed to admit this on twt but ehy do i have a maggot infestation.#i cant be that disgusting . that theres maggots . crawling on my floor im literally . dawg i hust wanna do my laundry#have a feeling thered smth hidden in Something near the washjnh machine but also#idk i just how the fuck do i get rid of them im literally . HOW. HOW .#whatever ill figure it thr fuck out#i just YUCK man .#majority of them being in the fabric bag from my laundty basket (whuch was jus sitting on the floor ubder a picture frame)#i jus i put fuckint socks on just so i could walk n not wanna c r y#whatever whatever whatever whatever !!!!!!!!!!!!#will contunue to do this fucming laundry n fifure it iut . in just lacking tbe energy bc dawg this is so fucking disgusting i dont#understand where theyre coming from#or why tjeyre HERE . if anything id expect them arou d where the cat bowl is (i havent had my cat jn a week#n i havent exsctly cleaned the station sk its . kinda gross ill admit)#anyway . will get to that im working kn it#putting vloves on fuxk this#adoptibg the mindset kf ālife has no set rulesā has kinda saved my life in an odd way#like . i can do whatever the fick i want to function at home . n that rlly meant buying single use gloves and sponges i can theow iu#after one use bc like . fuck that fr (yea its paper towels what abt it. theyre vio degradeable AND easy shhh)
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im over it to some extent now but I canāt help still wanting him backš
#iāve been wishing heāll unblock meš#i want him back i shared sm pain w him n he did too w me#i rly hope he realizes he fucked up#in cutting me off so suddenly#Like bro u wanted to have sex w me n we almost did and wouldāve if i didnāt get nervousš#U were makin out w me sm broā¦#let me into ur home n all#ur dog loved me too like#cmon man come back#cptn calās adventures#we have a real connection i hope sumn pulls him back#cus i truly did mean it when i said i cared#n ik he meant it when he was holding me as tight as he could when i told him i dont get hugs often#and gave me sm kisses too like loved my body a whole bunch#do i need to stand up? yes! Do i still want himā¦ yeah#hes also very attractive objectively so i can at least say i bagged him even if it didnt last#very gorgeous dude n i let him know#Had my hands thru his hair sm#i miss u man come back there was sumn real
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self-restraint is one thing kento prides on. he is a good man, or at least he tries to be. his eyes landed on your flailing figure, pinching his nose bridge to prepare himself. you, gojo, kento and shoko went out for drinks to celebrate the fact you 4 were still alive.
your mind was blank, you had no self-control, it was like the shame centre in your brain got turned off.
"oh my god!" you squealed in excitement. "my favourite song!" you stumbled off your bar stool, going to stand up on the table, gojo supporting your brave act.
kento acted quick. right when your foot landed on the table, you were pulled back by an immeasurable amount of strength, your back landing on someone's muscular chest.
"how drunk are you?" a gruff voice spoke right beside your ear, sending shivers through your whole body. your senses were already heightened, but at this moment, you could feel everything. you could hear the fastening rhythm of your heart, along with the steady rhythm of another's.
"earth to y/n~," satoru's singsong voice echoed through your empty head.
"yea, sorry," you shook your head, turning around to see kento's disapproving look. his hand keeping a deathly grip on your wrist, ensuring you were always close to him, in case you'd do something embarrassing, or at least that's what he tells himself.
"y/n, i'll bring you ho-"
"don'tt, you're such a party pooper nanamin! we were just getting started," the blue eyed man whined, he looked like he was about to start a tantrum.
"yeah, let's just wrap it up, i wanna go home," shoko agreed with kento, getting ready to leave. "i'll leave y/n to you, gojo, come." satoru following shoko like a sad puppy.
"let's go home," kento used his free hand to pack up your stuff, double checking if you took anything out of your purse.
"you're so hot when you take care of me," you freely complimented kento, his ears slowly turning beet red.
"i like you kento, you know that right?" you kept talking, kento's face slowly turning a darker shade of red. "why are you so red? are you having a fever?" you used your free hand to feel his forehead, even in your drunken state, you still worried about his health.
"no...y/n. i'm fine," he put your bag on your shoulder as he led you out of the establishment.
"ow....my feet hurt ken," you pouted looking down at your heels.
restrain yourself kento. restrain. was the only thing he could think off as he looked back at you. he didn't want to take advantage of your drunken self. he knelt down as he took of your heels, you bracing yourself on his back. he slowly took your hand of his back, putting down your heels on the ground to take off his blazer.
"up," his back facing you as he knelt down. you weren't going to waste a chance getting piggy backed. instantly, your arms slid around his neck as your legs trapped his torso. kento stood up, picking up your heels and adjusting his hold on you.
"comfy?" you nodded against his neck. "take this, and wrap it around your waist," he handed you his blazer. you instantly listened, wrapping the blazer around your waist, making sure you don't flash anyone along your way home.
"ken, you're so good to me," you mumbled, nibbling on his neck, eliciting a groan out of the man.
"you're such a tease," kento chuckled, smiling to himself at his current predicament.
"we're not even dating....hft," you sighed. kento let out a hearty laugh at your dissatisfaction.
"why do you want us to date?" kento asked making you even more disappointed.
"what woman doesn't want stability!" this time you were annoyed. you straightening your back, not leaning on kento's anymore. kento was still joyful, instead of responding to your annoyance, he loosened his grip on your legs, your instincts kicked in, quickly wrapping your hands around his neck once more to ensure your safety.
"were you about to drop me??" panic was evident in your tone, but kento was still amused. "answer me!" your hand hitting on his chest.
"y/n," kento sternly called out your name, abruptly stopping your abuse on his chest. "we're married love, isn't that the epitome of stability? why would i regress our relationship to just boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"huh?..." you were confused for a second, quickly looking at your hand. and there it was, glistening in the moonlight, your wedding ring. "oh.."
kento couldn't help but tease your drunken self, his self-restraint always wavering when it came to you. the prim and proper man turning playful in your presence, he just couldn't help it. he continued his walk home, occasionally giggling at your forgetful nature.
"i hope you don't forget this moment," kento muttered under his breath, knowing full well you would have no memory of this event, only a pounding headache to remind you of yesterday's events.
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