#mythical arc

[prolibytherium]

Somehow that ongoing 1,500,000+ word The Beatles Paul McCartney x John Lennon fanfiction I read includes like the most absolute minuscule details of the Beatles lore, like tiny little things where I was like "that can't be real" but I looked it up and it was (IE a guy claiming to be Jesus Christ barging in on one of their recording sessions). But it does NOT include the apparently real group masturbation sessions

[suguruuuuu-chan]

I dreamt the entire Wano arc with the Shirohige pirates btw. Ace lived, and the focus was on their crew instead. I was recovering from fever and I'll never recreate the masterpiece again but I'm so glad 😭😭

[witherhusbandsislife]

DID Mythland!Sausage

So listen-

We all know the corruption arc and eveything that went down with Xornoth and Corrupted!Sausage and all that, and how Sausage couldn’t remember a thing or was very vague on what happened?

Well I have a Theory/Headcanon

Sausage and his corrupted self aren’t two facets of the same person, they’re two halves of a complete whole. Maybe he was singular before the whole corruption, but the infection of Xornoth and his greed and need for validation and power fighting against his loyalty and kindness created a split in his psyche, and that’s where Corrupted!Sausage, or Supreme (like Sausage Supreme) as I call him, was born

Sausage himself didn’t want to do evil, he says it multiple times- he just wanted the power and safety and magic, he wanted to be as good as Gem and as important as Fwhip

Aaand then Xornoth started using him for evil, and the disconnect between who he was and who Xornoth wanted him to be literally created a new self, fueled by the corruption and doing what he had to do so both he and Sausage could survive

And then Sausage got uncorrupted, and this is where I diverge from canon a bit-

I don’t think Supreme is evil, as in devour-the-souls-of-the-innocent, murder wantonly and hurt everyone evil

Xornoth was an inherently traumatic experience, and Supreme would probably be what’s called a protective alter, I think? He just does whatever he thinks would keep him and Sausage safest, whether or not that’s actually the best route-

Bros extremely traumatized and needs help (both Sausage and Supreme) and also while Supreme might know of Sausage’s existence, Sausage clearly has no clue of Supreme

He’s my newest blorbo I love him (and by newest I mean I’ve had this headcanon for well over 6 months now and just remembered that most people can’t read minds and have no idea of his existence)

If you’re interested (not self-promo just letting y’all know for those who are also obsessed with esmp1!Sausage and his character arc) I do have a one host on ao3 about the two meeting and coming to terms with their plurality! It’s called Sausage Supreme (predictably)

Im not dropping any labels on what type of system they are or anything because I’m not plural myself and all of my knowledge of systems and such come from research and from my plural siblings but if anyone has any headcanons as to the specifics of them please reblog or message me I am feral about these two :D

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

things about pirates i am still thinking about even though it's been almost 7 months to a year since it all happened

p!graecie keeps insisting that she's a pirate helped p!martyn key in on what he has to rp here

several people having joked about the short life expectancy (around 20s) and that even being ~30/40 is considered old… and the fact that p!scott starts the series at age 25, going about by himself for what's implicitly the first time. like seriously, that messes me up SO MUCH you cannot believe

p!bek's implicitly lackluster upbringing (ty to @/captainschaos for reminding me i wrote about it)

the fact that p!saus was raised a fisher-tavern boy and his more assholey (read: classist) tendencies were canonically egged on by his uncle (seriously, just everything about this guy's backstory in general. classic saus character childhood trauma? yes, but damn, man, there sure are Implications this time… esp since i just realized the contrast potential with empires s2)

the implication that in the pre-canon era, the factions were divided enough that a lot of people were kind of sheltered about it (there were no road signs between the bases? did they WANT people to get lost and discourage people from going around the island and all that?!)

p!puffy's six concussions (bro, you good???)

p!tubbo's ketamine hat

i know it was for plot progression convenience but p!apo, how the HECK are you walking around after spending days, if not a whole couple of weeks, in a coma?!!?

[amphibifish]

ok i'm going to bed now snzzzzz !!!

[blocksruinedme]

Maybe I've missed it but.

Yes obviously it's the wither rose trio destroying Jimmy.

But why haven't I seen anyone talking about the fact that SAUSAGE REMEMBERS.

AND HE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

Remember how it ended with fWhip and Jimmy destroying everything?

And just. Everything. Sausage remembers it all and he's down to clown again.

FUCK!!!!

[clvr-the-insect-enthusiast]

Clover's Pokédex: #242: Darkrai

(Artwork from Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon)

By Clover of the Survey Corps

Here's the link to the master post!

Category: The Pitch-Black Pokémon Height/Weight: 1.5m, 50.5kg Conservation Status: There has only been one reported specimen of this cryptid Pokémon, though I am sure there are more out there. Type: Dark Evolution: Darkrai has no evolutionary relatives

Mistakenly thought of as vile and ruthless, Darkrai means no harm with its nightmare-inducing powers. These bizarre, abstract dreams are possibly a method of self-defense. It is attracted to naturally occurring nightmares and, as recent studies have pointed out, can actually feed on them.

[pippin-pippout]

The prehistoric mess and the voodoo voo-dont dumbass (X Drake and Hawkins) seem to not have put together that VINSMOKE Sanji means he’s also Black Stealth, the one they were definitely fangirling over a day before.

[realmythsmoved]

@musesreunite continued from here "But, I don't want you to get hurt." Rawya stared at the Doctor with a sad glance. She didn't realize it, but tears were filling her eyes. "If they know you're a Time Lord like me, they'll come after you. If anything happens to you, I'll never forgive myself. I already lost my mother. I can't lose you too."

The Doctor looks at Rawya with a concerned expression. She wants to comfort the younger Time Lady. Of course, she can't guarantee any outcome. But she does want to stop Rawya's tears. "Ya won't lose me. I'm good at surviving, me. Always have been." She puts her hands on Rawya's face, doing her best to wipe the tears away as she stares into the younger woman's eyes. "I don't want to see you get hurt either. Okay?"

She caresses Rawya's cheeks with her hands, hoping to provide some comfort. "I'll be right back, I will. And then we'll go somewhere nice. How about that?"

[texeoghea]

i found my sketchbook guys. returning to my roots

[howlingday]

I just thought of a great idea for a post!

I hope that you know who Rhett and Link are, because besides their show Good Mythical Morning, they used to make various skits.

One of their old series of videos was a series called “Famous Last Words”, and I thought why not have the quotes said by various RWBY characters.

Examples;

Ruby(standing on top of a building): Of course I can fly! I’m wearing a cape.

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Jaune(holding a comically large spider): If I don’t get bitten by a spider, how will I ever get superpowers?

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Qrow(holding a plastic knife surrounded by Grimm): Bring it on Grimm!

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Taiyang(holding a plastics knife surrounded by Ninjas): Bring it on Ninjas!

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Sun+Neptune(holding plastic sporks surrounded by Ninja Grimm): BRING IT ON NINJA GRIMM!!!

Thoughts?

So, I looked into Good Mythical Morning, and to be honest, it gives me some real "10 Minute Power Hour" vibes. Pretty good.

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Sun: When I was down in Menagerie, I had a key-lime pie on a stick, covered in chocolate.

Neptune: ???

Sun: I also saw a lot of grandma boobs, too.

Neptune: (Holds up hand, High fives Sun)

Sun: Thank you. But yeah, it was weird, because I guess this is an annual thing where every old person walks around naked?

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Weiss: You know, there's nothing worse than the feeling on the day after your birthday. Because not only did I not redeem my birthday voucher for a discount coffee at Schnee-Bolts, but also my Nana forgot to message me.

Ruby: Ooh. Did that happen? I mean, she's getting up there, so...

Weiss: She is, which is why I don't question it.

Ruby: But it hurt you. I can see it.

Weiss: ...Yes, but I don't let Nana Schnee know it. It's okay, Nana. Today is my birthday.

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Saphron: When we were younger, back when we were visiting the beach for the summer, I just got license and was learning to drive. We, uh, we picked up some ladies.

Jaune: We had eleven ladies in the back of the truck~.

Saphron: But then there was this gap, um...

Jaune: In her tooth.

Saphron : Ye- NO. No, no, it wasn't that. There was a gap in the road, and me, being the dumb teen that I was, just hauled ass through it, and there was a cop there.

Jaune: And he was in a golf-cart.

Saphron: Yeah, yeah. But, uh, then the ladies jumped out once they found out they weren't in trouble.

Jaune: We never saw those ladies again.

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Yang: (Dressed as a ghost, Wear a mustache) You ready to go?

Blake: (Dressed as Pumpkin Pete) Yes.

Yang: Well, hop on, bunny! I'm taking you on a mustache ride STRAIGHT TO HELL!

Blake: ...That honestly scared me.

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Velvet: (Holding cheesy jalapeño popper) These are kinda warty. (Bites into it) But not like genital warts.

Cardin: ...Just so you all know, I'm done.

Velvet: I was don with periods! So I moved on to genital warts, which have nothing in common. ...Y'know, except for being related to the genitals. ...Which are all beautiful.

Cardin: ...No one's got a problem with them! Least of all, me!

[thatorigamiguy]

Special Call?

Ruby looked nervously around RNGR’s current camp site, her silver eyes bouncing back and forth faster than a tennis ball on court. Jaune had been gone for longer than an hour and needless to say that any time Jaune was out of her sight she tended to fret hard over him. He had... well, Ruby wouldn’t say that Jaune had fully gotten over his funk, but he had certainly made progress since the beginning of their year long trek. He wasn’t training himself into the ground any more and he had lightened up considerably on himself, though he still had a tendency of sulking and being hard on himself. Still progress was progress, and Ruby was beyond ecstatic to see her cru- best friend and fellow leader not being as hard on himself as he used too, she even saw him smile more!(which no, she did NOT blush like a school girl when he did Nora, STOP BRINGING THAT UP)

    Still, Ruby could not help but fret and worry over him and he still had a bad habit of wandering off by himself. Dread filled her for a moment, but she relaxed upon seeing Ren and Nora step out of the tree line with tinder and fresh water in their flasks. Before either of them knew it, Ruby was standing before them after a quick petal burst causing Nora to cry out in shock while Ren, having long since used to Ruby suddenly appearing before him, kept his cool as he smiled in greeting.

Ren: “How can we help you Ru-”

    Ren hadn’t even finished his question, before Ruby all but blurted out:

Ruby: “Have you guys seen Jaune recently?!”

    Nora, who had managed to calm herself down from her sudden scare, put her hand on her chin as she considered Ruby’s question.

Nora: “Mmmmmmh, Nope! Can’t say that we’ve seen fearless leader recently Ruby.”

Ren: “Last I recall, he mentioned something about hunting down some food for us before we went about gathering for our camp tonight.”

Ruby: “What! That was more than an hour ago!”

    At hearing the news, Ruby bit her lower lip in frustration as she pondered over what was taking Jaune so long. He said he’d be back in and hour, but what if he was in trouble? What if he had relapsed and was secretly training himself to death again? What if Grimm had ambushed him and he was fighting for his life and oh gods he needed their help-

    Ruby felt a sense of calm wash over her, before noting that Ren had put a calming hand on her shoulder and was surrounded by a shroud of light green.

Ren: “Sorry Ruby, but you looked like you were overthinking the situation and coming to a worst case scenario. I’m sure that Jaune is fine.”

    ...Right. Ren was right, Ruby was just overthinking this. She felt a little better after being reassured by Ren, but she still felt a little concerned over his whereabouts. Noting her expression, Nora piped up with a bright smile on her face.

Nora: “Well, if you’re still worried over him, why don’t you use your “Special Call” Ruby? That will bring him back home instantly!”

    Nora’s suggestion got two differing reactions: one was of blank bemusement from Ren, while the other was of shocked horror from a now furiously blushing Ruby.

Ren: “...What’s this about a “Special Call?”

Ruby: “N-Nothing Ren! Don’t listen to Nora, she’s just-”

    Ruby tried stuttering out an interjection, only to be soundly ignored as Nora started answering Ren’s question.

Nora: “Well recently Ruby found out that she’s able to call Jaune back to us, not matter how far away he is! It’s actually really useful!”

    Ren quirked a brow, a doubtful expression on his face at Nora’s explanation.

Ren: “Really? From anywhere at anytime?”

Ruby: “Listen Ren, there’s n-not actually a c-call of any kind so can we-”

    Ruby, who was now redder than her cloak, tried interjecting once again only to be ignored yet again as Nora kept talking.

Nora: “Anywhere, Anytime, Any day! It’s honestly pretty dang useful if I do say so myself, would have been great to have known about a while ago, but eh what can you do?”

Ren: “Mmmmh, that does sound like it would have been useful earlier in our adventure when Jaune was at his worst. So, how does this “Special Call” work exactly?”

Nora: “Why, it’s really simply Renny! All Ruby does is-”

    Ruby, who may as well have been sunburnt from how red she was blushing, all but shouted as she managed to finally interupt Nora.

Ruby: “Nora, I told you that the call isn’t actually a thing!”

Nora: “What?! Ruby, it’s totally a thing! I watched it with my own eyes! All you have to do is-”

Ruby: “I’m telling you Nora, it’s not a thing and I’d like you to stop talking right now please!”

Nora: “But Ruby, all you have to do is-”

Ruby: “Nora I’m begging you to please drop this and never bring it up again!”

    A curious Ren found himself looking back and forth as an increasingly flustered Ruby kept cutting off Nora as she tried to finish her explanation. 

Ren: “...I’m at a bit of a loss right now. Is there actually a “Special Call” or is Nora just trying to play a joke at our expense right now?”

Nora: “I’m being serious Renny! I’ve bore witness to the “Special Call,” and all it is is when Ruby-”

Ruby: “FOR THE LAST TIME NORA, THERE IS NO SPECIAL CALL AND THAT SLAPPING MY THIGHS TWICE DOESN’T MAGICALLY SUMMON JAUNE BACK TO US!”

    Ruby all but exploded at Nora, before slapping her thighs twice in demonstration to show that there was no “Special Call.” It was unfortunate for Ruby that she would swiftly be proven wrong as not even five minutes later Jaune came walking out of the tree lines with the body of a Buck strewn across his shoulder, two rabbits in his left hand, and a very confused expression on his face.

Jaune: “...Did someone call for me? Sorry I was taking so long, I was trying to see if I could bag another animal when I suddenly felt the need to come back to camp. Is everything alright?”

    No, everything was in fact not alright as Ruby stood mortified at having been proven wrong in front of Ren and Nora. There was no way that Jaune could have just materialized here at this very moment, right?

Nora: “There you are fearless leader! We started getting worried about you!”

Ren: “Where were you at if you don’t mind us asking?”

Jaune: “Uh... I was about, maybe three or four miles west from our camp? I didn’t worry you guys did I?”

    ...Ruby wanted nothing more than to sink into the ground and become one with the Forrest at this moment, because she was fairly certain that she was never going to live this down. 

Nora: “See Renny? Anytime, Any Day, Anywhere, the “Special Call” is sure to bring Jaune-Jaune back guaranteed!”

    Nora’s commentary only added salt to the wound, and it was made worse when Ren covered his mouth as he tried to respectfully hide his smile from Ruby.

Ren: “It’s... certainly effective. While I hope that we won’t have to use it often, It’s nice to to know about in case of an emergency.”

Jaune: “...I’m really lost right now, what’s all this about a “Special Call?”

    Ruby buried her face into her hands, muttering profusely to herself.

Ruby: “...Why did I have to go and open my big mouth?”

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This is a re-written story from a post I made roughly two years ago. A re-post, but one of my favorite stories that I wrote. I’ve got another re-written repost in the works, so stay tuned for that. But I do hope that you guys have enjoyed my first ACTUAL shitpost of 2023 and as always, expect more to come. You’re all great and I thank you for taking the time for reading my silly stories. You’re all golden.

[meandmy100blanketsagainstheworld]

WHO do we all think the standalone episode this season is gonna be about. my bets (hopes) are on david or jo

[gracifleur]

🌸 ███ ＂SNOWPOINT. THERE'S A FESTIVAL HAPPENING right now to honor the change of seasons.＂ spoken matter of fact, hands already tugging at dark's arm completely ignoring his fusses. ＂it snows there all year, but i think it would do some good to help the flora in the area bloom a bit here & there. plenty of plants that thrive in the frost but it's been so cold recently up the mountain.

also they have a special iced cream they make outta the snow for the festival. don't you want once a year iced cream ?＂ there is a high probability that the food was the real reason she wanted to go. not obligation or want to make the festival a little more magical( though she was honest in wanting to help show some recognition for the town's gratitude for the seasons, it's just lower on the list underneath food. ) but most assuredly, the ice cream. ＂come on, don't be such a introvert.＂ / @dnangelic bro :)

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

Hatchling (1/1) | 345 words

While visiting the Heron base one day, Sausage finds a very small and very cute creature.

CW: Implied blood, minor injuries, and passing mentions of death. For the most part, though, it's fairly fluffy and silly.

This ficlet was inspired by this post by @sweetsmalldog on Tumblr and based on this headcanon submission of mine on @pow-creations-headcanons.

This ficlet was also written as Scosage propaganda for the @scottsmajorshipbracket! Mind if you spare them a vote?

[minediamonds]

@lightcreators liked here for a starter from Lisa for Draco!

She's just finished her set at The Avenue. The nightclub is well known for its dancers, and Lisa is one of them. Of course, she ignores the voices in her head that tell her she isn't living up to her potential. She heads to her dressing room and takes a look at herself in the mirror. This isn't how she had expected her life to go, of course. But she finds herself grateful that at least she has this. She's able to afford a small space in NYC thanks to her salary and some occasional tips.

After getting changed, she heads to the bar to order a drink. "Red wine, please." She says to the barman. He always calls her 'Lisa Loony Toon' which drives her nuts. Why not just Lisa? Or Li? Or at least something nice and cute? Luckily, this time all he says is 'coming right up'.

She sits down on a barstool, and notices a man watching her from the other end of the bar. Of course, she approaches him immediately, a bright smile on her face. "Hey, did you see my set? Or you just like the look of me?" She asks. Either way is fine with her, to be honest. She doesn't mind a compliment of any kind.