babyonwire

[babyonwire]

If I was Drake I'd have drowned myself in the Pacific Ocean by now

[babyonwire]

I'm replaying deltarune in preparation for the new chapters but I forgot how terrible I am at dodging the stupid spinning obstacle thingies they killed me like five times in two spots during chapter 1 #epicgamermomnet

[babyonwire]

They should invent a brain that is physically incapable of hurting the body it's responsible for

[babyonwire]

Succumbing to the targeted advertising/marketing of a product but saying to myself "I am self-aware and know that I am succumbing to the targeted advertising/marketing of this product" when I click the purchase button so I feel less bad about being a cog in the consumerist machine

[babyonwire]

First date idea: we read the 1890 Lippincott's version of The Picture of Dorian Gray and then the 1891 revised The Picture of Dorian Gray and then the manuscript version of The Uncensored Picture of Dorian Gray, compare and contrast all three of them, and then make sweet sweet love in the garden

[babyonwire]

Whenever people ask what my goals in life are I usually just say "oh probably to go into editing or publishing :)" when in reality my biggest aspirations are to follow Gerard Way's career trajectory

[babyonwire]

"im a top" "im a bottom" ok we'll ive spent the night dancing, im drunk i suppose, if it looks like im laughing im really just asking to leave this alone

[babyonwire]

I can't kill myself until deltarune chapter 7 releases. After that.......well, let's just say any decisions I make are my own

[babyonwire]

Picture of Dorian Gray modern setting AU where Dorian is transmasc and Henry (an older trans guy) scares him into making a deal with the devil for eternal youth by talking to him about twink death and male pattern baldness onset by starting T

[babyonwire]

40-something professor used the words gaydar and himbo in class today during our Picture of Dorian Gray discussion she knows what's up

[babyonwire]

She's so girlfailure. So pathetic. So lame and cringe and silly. I need her in my bed immediately

[babyonwire]

NEVER KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!

Ordered a Velvet Goldmine dvd off of Mercari earlier today!!!!! So hyped!!!

[babyonwire]

thign that blew up on twt ig

[babyonwire]

Jayvik sketch dumppp 💖

Based on a roleplay I’ve been doing with @its_me_vivix 💖

//S2 Jayce shows up in Viktor’s apartment of another reality a night prior to the Hexgates Opening ceremony, hijinks ensue👁️

Bonus:

[babyonwire]

[babyonwire]

another life saved by girl-on-girl action

[babyonwire]

episode naming of mac fights gay marriage and dennis gets divorced is kinda the sunny version of house’s head and wilson’s heart