#mysterio’s ramblings

[vf-xtra]

All the English teachers think Edgar Allen Poe is the shit but in reality they haven’t even read my poetry.

[vf-xtra]

People have been saying my behavior in “fort night” is unrealistic. But I’ve been shooting since, well, not day one. Day… 7? I think this is day 7?

"I'd like to say it was worth coming out of retirement, but it definitely wasn't! Goodbye."

oh my god i hate him, i hate how he makes me laugh

[thetorturedlovergirl]

Today on my school trip we went to a nature reserve and our guide wanted to do an experiment with some plants and to do so, out of nowhere, he took A GLASS OF WATER out of his pocket.

A. GLASS. FULL. OF. WATER. There was not enough space on his pocket to do that !!!

Ohh you know what? Close enough, WELCOME BACK TWELFTH DOCTOR!

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend trying to convince me to download fortnite by saying magneto in it and ouuuugh first off dont like how she knows me like that i feel exposed but second off they better not make that bitch available again cause i will fold instantly

[dianagj-art]

Cartoon Network uploaded the first five episodes of Rey Mysterio vs The Darkness on youtube for free for a few days!!!

I'm not saying you guys should watch it but you guys should definetly watch it

[teensy-ghoul]

I HATE to be that guy but the LivDom storyline honestly ruined whatever interest I had in the judgment day. TJD has to be one of my favorite factions, has been since they formed. I've followed them since it was just Edge and Damien. They were always the people I rooted for but unfortunately the storyline with Liv has completely turned me off of them. It's kinda like when you're having a really good soup but then you get a crunch. That's how I feel about TJD at the moment.

Idk, maybe I'm just autistic 🤪

[domysterio]

how i want summerslam to go for tjd:

i want a disguised figure to attack dominik back stage. i want them to broadcast that shit on the jumbotron to the arena getting rhea's attention. i want liv cackling manically as she watches rhea watch dom get his ass beat. i want the figure to drag dom out bleeding and maybe unconscious (for fun) to the entrance ramp. i want rhea to show how much she has grown and give up the title shot to go to dom as the disguised figure scampers away (it's definitely finn btw). then when rhea confronts finn and jd like WHERE WERE YOU.. jd is going to cover for finn. finn gets to be evil for longer and no one will know. also damian wins because he's pretty and i love him.

[kiloude-city]

I know that somewhere in the spider-verse Betsy is the Mysterio of her world. And Quentin fucking hates her <3

[voltrixz]

ACTUALYL WHO CARES ABOUT ELECTROSHOCKER, MYSTERIO ELECTRO FRIENDSHIP IS WHERE ITS AT‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️

[splashtail]

tbh i think if people wanted to have extra fun when they design their spidersonas they should also think about/design some of their rogue's gallery (& maybe think about which of them would target them the most...)

[vf-xtra]

I was called a green highlighter with the wrong cap on it while fighting Spider-Man one time. I still think about that one

[rancid-zinnia-onthepatio]

how i felt reading webspinners for solely mysterio (even skipping the subplot) and giggling when his face was shown

[mayko-rayko]

if the sinister six lost a member would they have to become the unfathomable five

[lilmysterios]

the best form of therapy: buying custom agere gear

[hermesserpent-stuff]

okay real talk, Quentin will very likely be kidnapped at least four times in my au. its three times so far.

Which gives him the honor of the most kidnapped character in the story.

Is that an honor??

its because hes so scrunkly and shaped you know??? UnU love hims

(not including that spin-off story where he got kidnapped with peter in the count lol thatd make it five? and then the one in the musical interludes with the other version of strange, so seven?? maybe??)

[aaronymous999]

i am not up to date on this spideysona au whats up with your sinister six roster?

OHHH this is a fun question!!

The Sinister Six isn’t fully pictured in my drawing, because it’s Civilian designs and Rhino is sort of… bonded to his villain outfit so.

But let me go over it!

Our leader of the Sinister Six and the one who brought them together is Otoha Octavius, the daughter of Otto Octavius. In this AU she is Doc Ock. Her father was a former Oscorp scientist who was laid off, and Otoha’s best friend Anna Maria Marconi passed away after taking money to participate in an experiment at Oscorp, so Otoha is pretty pissed off with Oscorp and Norman Osborn. Using her father’s old blueprints and designs, she creates Doc Ock’s arms and becomes Doctor Octopus. Otoha is based of Otoha Okutomiya from Octopus Girl, where she inhabits a body with Otto Octavius. But here she’s his daughter instead. And instead of Anna Maria being an Otto love interest, she’s Otoha’s.

Next up we have our first recruited member, Adrian Toomes or the Vulture! Adrian is a frail old man who is also a former Oscorp scientist who was laid off, in doing so he stole Oscorp tech that they were creating for the military and became the Vulture. In attempts to make Norman pay, he attempted to kidnap Harry Osborn, but failed when Spider-Man intervened. Adrian accidentally disabled another student, Peter Parker in the attack, and because of this and the events of the finale of arc 1, he quits the Sinister Six and turns himself in.

After this we have Aleksei Systevich, or the Rhino, a broke immigrant who was involved in an Oscorp military experiment for cash and was bonded to the Rhino armor. Which when Otoha informed him that the scientists were lying to him and didn’t actually know how to get it off? He went ballistic and was recruited to the Sinister Six by Otoha. He’s very much the muscle of the group and in the family dynamic I’ve built for the Six is sort of like Otoha’s older brother.

Our next recruit is Mac Gargan, or Scorpion. He’s very much an outlier here- a “we’ll work with him until we get our goal and then we’ll exile him” because Mac is actually a serial killer who stole the Scorpion armor from Oscorp. He doesn’t have a grudge against Norman or Oscorp or anything- he just enjoys human suffering and sought out Otoha and the others on his own. Everyone treats him like a weird distant cousin and are too scared to really say anything to him at all.

The second to last recruit is former VFX artist, Quincy Beck, also known as Mysterio. She’s been around for a while causing chaos, but it’s never really hurt anyone or been for a specific goal until Oscorp stole her technology she made for practical effects to use for the military. They distorted her holographic projecting tech drones into drones with weapons, able to create illusions to throw off opponents. Being completely opposed to the use of her tech in this way, as Mysterio she became violent towards Oscorp and was eventually recruited by the Sinister Six, where she took on a mother like role to Otoha. Eventually becoming so close to her that she’d be willing to abandon her own ideals just to protect her.

And our last member is Mark Allan, or the Molten Man. He was recruited during the middle of the first arc after an outburst. He’s yet another experiment of Oscorp and is unable to find a cure for his condition, becoming the Molten Man at any sort of emotion other than complete and utter numbness. He joined the Sinister Six after his brother, Spider-Man discovered his identity and he ruined his reputation at school, he had nowhere else he thought he could go. And he could get revenge on Norman Osborn in the process.

So that’s everybody! At least the first roster, a few of the members change out but I’m refraining from spoiling too much although it’s pretty easy to guess.