rancid-zinnia-onthepatio
Spidey Villain Apologist
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she/her || 22 :0 || fanfic writer šŸ¤•author of the notorious TSSM fic "you tentacle my fancy"u can call me rancid I think
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 1 day ago
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drops him off
HEY,, I doodled one of my main antagonists. Asmodeus, the Prince of Lust. He's one of Lucifer's lackeys, and his most annoying one at that. This is due to the incessant flirting and nicknames.
i'll ramble a bit, as much as I can without having to explain my worldbuilding
Being a Prince of Hell, Asmodeus is VERY high ranking. He has many legions ready for use if need be. Technically, Asmod can shapeshift, so he isn't strictly a "he." Asmodeus shapeshifts into anyone who has been lusted after (before or current). (He can create his own forms too, but it takes a lot of energy. He's only made a couple.)
This is a WIP "ability" though, so take it with a grain of salt.
His typical form is one he made, just a sleazy guy with brushed back spiky hair.
Asmodeus is notably known for his temper and possessiveness. He's obsessive, but may also get bored easily if his target is not someone he's REALLY after.
Whatever a person could be into, he is too. (There's some limits, just for my sanity's sake.)
Also, when he's really angry, his voice tends to be occupied by odd sheep bleats and bull ... sounds? (In reference to his traditional demonology design.)
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 1 day ago
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SAY IT LOUDER
we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 2 days ago
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can I be mean
Iā€™m writing a ā€œromanceā€ novel, right. And I watch a lot of reviews about whatā€™s popular in the romance/dark romance genre and it is all so BORING. Small petite woman, big strong alpha man who is possessive and jealous. YAWN. YAWN YAWN YAWN. BIG. YAWN. Itā€™s the same dynamic, the same tropes, I am bored. Iā€™m never reading any of these.
I need to introduce some seasoning into this bland limbo of a market.
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 3 days ago
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MY FAVORITE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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PAIRasaurs :D
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 7 days ago
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now that wand-erful tunes is officially over i made a spotify playlist of the songs i used for chapter titles
i drew a stupid cover for it too <3 it's been a fun ride guys
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 7 days ago
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guys i lied symbiote spider man quentin beck has me howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon
i saved the panel of him lying about losing count of how many he's killed,, idk what it is about that one but he is SO FINE
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 8 days ago
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smash,, even if i get Lichtenberg scars
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 8 days ago
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y'all are poser monster fuckers,, "oh werewolves are so hot teehee bigfoot"
what about the skeksis? hm? are you man enough?
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i'd put him on my hear me out cake tbh,, ik he's the biggest snake to exist but he's so fun skekGra too..
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 10 days ago
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please look at this masterpiece
so sad šŸ˜¢ like and subscribe if you believe in their love
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 12 days ago
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y'all keep liking this post u guys are a bunch of freaks
the effect an evil chuckle/cackle has on me is frankly disgusting.
(I drew myself lore accurate with my glasses and beady eyes)
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 12 days ago
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if ytmf had a sequel (tbh i don't plan to make one) scorpion would be a main antagonist for sureeeeeeee hahha mac gargan gargle deez
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 15 days ago
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there's a small community and YES COMIC QUENTIN IS HOT IDC (im not a mcu mysterio fan sorry op </3)
'your fav character would hate you' speak for YOURSELF, mysterio would LOVE ME actually on the account of me being a huge ENABLER of his wrongdoings and an even bigger ASS-KISSER, i would french kiss his ass so good-
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 16 days ago
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reminds me when a friend of mine said "he would love this flattery" (smth like that sorry timer) after me her and blue were talking about how hot he is,,
'your fav character would hate you' speak for YOURSELF, mysterio would LOVE ME actually on the account of me being a huge ENABLER of his wrongdoings and an even bigger ASS-KISSER, i would french kiss his ass so good-
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 18 days ago
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gives me the same vibes as people who think realism artstyles are the goal for every artist
and if you're stylized then you still need "room for improvement"
like no, cartoons are a style just as realism is, one is not better than another.
my biggest issue with the httyd live action-and just about any live action reboot is that it seems that the live action adaptations are being made to make the original ā€œbetterā€? like, so many people talk about a live action spiderverse, a live action hercules, a live action PRINCE OF EGYPT (dont piss me OFF.)-like animation is a beautiful work of art, and for some reason putting real people and cgi in it is supposed to be an ā€œupgradeā€? im probably being that friend thatā€™s too woke or whatever, but i just think itā€™s so disrespectful to act like something that takes so much time and effort and energy is immediately considered as lower because it is animated. animation is beautiful, and it is one of the most heartfelt art forms there are, and erasing that for the sake of a cash grab is downright degrading to animation as a medium.
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 18 days ago
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THIS!! i refuse to watch this movie and it's so annoying seeing other people's pointless bigotry just ruining legitimate critiques people have
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Talking about this movie on the internet is NOT going to be fun, I'll tell you that much.
I'm just hoping the cast finds films to be in that people actually WANT to see and not some petulant money-burning scream against the animation medium.
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 19 days ago
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this is how the striders from all tomorrows died
Take 40 seconds out of your day to be immersed in the chicken coop
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio Ā· 19 days ago
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good god i shouldn't read mysterio comics when i have an exam tmr
i read symbiote spider man and golly,, golly gee
yes im mad he just looked like an average dude in that comic but IN costume, sir im barking
he was so snarky too, such a dork,, also he went through some crazy mess in that comic for no reason poor guy
he also threatened to kill spidey (as usual but he seemed pretty sure that time) and choked out black cat (but he knew she would break out of it so it's,, fine???)
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