rancid-zinnia-onthepatio
Spidey Villain Apologist
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she/her || 22 :0 || fanfic writer 🤕author of the notorious TSSM fic "you tentacle my fancy"u can call me rancid I think
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 13 hours ago
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Stephan Sinding: 'Adoration' (1903)
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hey so i read the infamous guardian devil comic for mysterio
and i just have to say
what the fuck?
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 2 days ago
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All the English teachers think Edgar Allen Poe is the shit but in reality they haven’t even read my poetry.
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 3 days ago
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prove it, I want a sample
spit a stanza
All the English teachers think Edgar Allen Poe is the shit but in reality they haven’t even read my poetry.
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 3 days ago
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THE FINGERS COMMENT NOOOOO
Stanford Reading Tiktok Comments
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 3 days ago
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dude,, i'm in love with this.
do people still like ihnmaims?! AM ihmaims?! idk BUT!!!! HIII TUMBLR HIII HIII guys who wanna see AM 😍😍😍‼️‼️ (do ppl post cropped art on tumblr idfk....)
that's my self-insert (aka literally js me) BUUT u can imagine that's 🫵YOU🫵 in the picture do u romance him do u kill him it's up to you!! tge possibilities are endlwss! hashtag meetcute!! 🥰
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 3 days ago
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squirt game
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 3 days ago
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I cannot will not be able to see the cigar scene without thinking whore
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 4 days ago
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Do you like the look of your own handwriting?
I do now,, I used to fret about how neat it is but I accepted that it's good enough for me and me only
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 4 days ago
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new canon mysterio likes horses
Horses
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 6 days ago
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excuses excuses...
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"I'd like to say it was worth coming out of retirement, but it definitely wasn't! Goodbye."
oh my god i hate him, i hate how he makes me laugh
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 6 days ago
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ya but fortnite guns are fatal, the dart was a sedative
granted a sedative that would "kill a herd of elephants" or whatever, but i think everyone knows that wouldn't do much to spidey
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"I'd like to say it was worth coming out of retirement, but it definitely wasn't! Goodbye."
oh my god i hate him, i hate how he makes me laugh
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 7 days ago
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hey y'know how spidey has those spikes on his hands to stick to things?
do you think you could feel those if you held his hand? like would they be noticably rougher than a usual palm?
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 7 days ago
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"I'd like to say it was worth coming out of retirement, but it definitely wasn't! Goodbye."
oh my god i hate him, i hate how he makes me laugh
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 15 days ago
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IM GONNA SAY SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND YOU WON'T LIKE IT!!!
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 15 days ago
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i know i'm cooked when i get to these panels and think "should've been me 🙄"
girl, he called this blond man a "stupid, cretinous dolt" -- and i was like teehee wish he called me th
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rancid-zinnia-onthepatio · 16 days ago
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FOUND IT
I may as well share this short little mental image thing I wrote the other day that started the whole thing about Mysterio being sexy and suave and stuff:
you see a little smoke enter the room you're in and you know what's coming, but you don't know when or from where until suddenly he's right behind you. slipping a hand to your hip while the other is on your arm, sliding up your shoulder as he begins to speak. slowly pulling your bodies together as his voice dips low and sultry, he knows what to say to make you weak.
he's gonna slide that hand from your hip to your hand. entwining your fingers together. he's got his gloves on.. big and warm.. you question if that's a utility belt behind you.. or perhaps… but he doesn't let you dwell on it. not when he pulls his helmet-less mouth close to your ear. making you shudder as his hot breath tickles your skin.
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