#myles star wars

[yourfairygodmotherorsomething]

fancast:

henry cavill as myles the mandalorian

[padawansuggest]

Okay so the fact that Obi-Wan’s cooking is canonically considered a War Crime (by Bail at least, idk who else hates it when he cooks lmao, he also canonically hated having to eat at the Jedi refectory because it probably was made to appeal to as many people as possible, and then later on Tatooine when he had to cook for himself he said he felt bad for trashing their cooking… so I think even he dislikes his own cooking) and I like to take things to extremes????? I have the opportunity to do the funniest shit ever.

Obi: *stuck with Mandos for months on end* oh, I mean, since you guys want cultural exchange, I guess I can make a traditional Jedi meal?

True Mandos who are desperately trying to adopt him and Satine: *unknowing of the bomb that’s about to go off* sure!

Months later

Qui-Gon: *puts a giant pot of stew on the table* This is one of our more traditional Jedi recipes.

Mandos: Um. I mean. I don’t know if our people really… vibe with the taste…

Qui: …when have you had Jedi recipes before?

Mandos: your Padawan-

Qui: oh you poor bastards, did any of you get sick?

Mandos: all of us yes we were fighting over bathroom space it was horrible

Qui: oh my god. It’s okay, I can cook. The child cannot. He makes salt cookies. And /likes/ them that way *shudders*

Obi: *laying on the floor in embarrassment*

Basically, the Mandos are convinced Jedi must like horrible things but no. It was just mister I Learned To Like Yoda’s Stew Cause It Tastes Like When I Make Normal Stew. These poor bastards.

[seven-oomen]

It's probably my own fault for reading star wars fic. But I got inspired by a fic where myles and Jango hire Obi-Wan for a night to do the horizontal tango and that spirals into obi getting pregnant and having their kids and becoming their rid riduur. But it's unfinished but awesome. Great fic.

Then I started thinking, so what if Obi-Wan didn't have to sell his own body but plays the sabbac tables and Myles the pantoran mandalorian catches him and propositions him like, hey, see my friend over there (pointing to a disguised jango), yeah we're looking for a hot, smart guy like you to spend a night with us. What do you think?

And at first, Obi-Wan is like... dude I'm not a prostitute. (He needs money though, he is considering it).

But then myles goes: oh no no no I know, we're not trying to buy you, we just want to have fun, and in exchange you'll get like, whatever you want. Except an assassination or whatever. But like food, credits, medicine, that kind of thing.

And Obi-Wan agrees. He sleeps with them, gets a bunch of extra credits. Loses his virginity (he's 20, Jango and Myles are 33 and 30 respectively). Gets knocked up but doesn't know it yet. The usual.

He skedaddles out of town with Satine, who he's protecting. But then Death Watch is on his ass again and he has to fight them off. And guess who's been watching him??? Right the two dudes who fucked him a little while back.

So then Obi-Wan gets invited back to keldabe with Satine. And he finds out that, guess what, those dudes he fucked, yeah, they're the mand'alor and riduur. Whoops.

But at least the mand'alor's father Jaster (who is alive but retired in this, don't ask why just roll with it) really likes him and so do Jango's sisters Arla and Astra. And Obi-Wan finds himself navigating this entire shit show of mandalorian politics, family dynamics, a polyamorous relationship, and force knows what else gets thrown his way.

And anyway, that's what I'm working on.

[wanderingjedihistorian]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jango Fett/Obi-Wan Kenobi/Myles the Mandalorian Characters: Jango Fett, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Myles the Mandalorian (Star Wars), Lama Su Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Mand'alor Jango Fett, Jedi Watchman Obi-Wan, Kamino, Baby Boba Fett, Mandalorian Civil War | Death Watch vs Jaster Mereel's True Mandalorians, Death Watch Schemes, Politics, Diplomacy, Competent Obi-Wan Kenobi, Negotiations, Or at least as close as Jango ever gets to those, Baby Clones, Kaminoan BS, Angry Jango Fett, Angry Myles the Mandalorian Series: Part 9 of A Number of Reasons, Part 9 of Finish The Series 2024 Summary: In his career, Obi-Wan had witnessed many beings make a wide variety of mistakes. Never before had he seen someone commit quite so grievous an error as handing a Mandalorian a baby, and then expecting that Mandalorian to see the baby as anything but a helpless child. He suspected Lama Su had hoped the move would make Jango more…biddable. The Kaminoan clearly knew nothing about Mandalorians.

[formlessvoidbeast]

After some conjecture about how large a forge it must have taken to make a door and columns of pure beskar, and also how common it had been that such a wealth of the metal was used in construction, Styhl fitted their fingers to the handle hidden in the artwork. “Now, with this style of door mechanism, if it still worked, you'd just give a tug here and—” Styhl gave a hard yank, and yelped as the door slid seamlessly open and they fell through. Jango bit his lip, trying not to laugh aloud.

across the doorsill where the two worlds touch

Chapter 3 of the Sleeping Beauty AU is now up!

[youeverjustmarryabountyhunter]

Recently became obsessed with cowboy au's again so I did what any reasonable person would do and made a silly Clone Wars au for pure self indulgence.

Please enjoy my silly little headcannons and maybe one day I'll actually write the thing (I've said this several times before...but one day!)

•Usually with modern au's I try to justify why Jango has so many damn kids but not this time. The man just does okay? Also he's not attracted to women so like..who knows! My favorite plot point is Jango just has a bunch of kids and no one knows why and they just have to accept that

•Jango/Myles supremacy. They're married, thank you. Silas is their third wheel that's just always sorta there.

•Good dad Jango! Always good dad Jango. I just love him okay? It's like a little treat for myself.

•Ages are like...semi...cannon? For the clones the alphas are all adults, as are the commanders. After that, Rex, Kix, Jesse and whoever else I deem to be in that like age range- are 18/19/20. Domino squad, are teenagers. Tup, Dogma, Wooley, Comet are like..ranging from preteen's to 8. Boba is the baby at 3 years old. Don't ask me about Omega or the bad batch please I haven't decided what I'm doing with them yet, probably gonna make them Arla's kiddos like the other modern au of mine. These are also like..just a general guidelines of ages I haven't really fleshed anything out.

•Boba LOVES animals. It's a good thing they live on a farm. He just..befriends all of the animals even the ones that he isn't supposed to (raccoons) Jango nearly had a heart attack. Boba was fine though, just a little grumpy that Jango took him away from the raccoon.

•It's a miracle Boba knows how to walk because he's just constantly being carried/demanding to be carried. If he has the option to be in someone's arms he will be. Spoiled little thing. Honestly all of the Fett kids are probably spoiled, but they like to tease Boba about it cause he's the baby.

•Real talk though, I think Boba is a little sweety. He just loves his aliit(family) so much and wants to spend all his time with them.

•Mando'a is a language because I said so. Mandalorians are still a culture. That's just my go to for all modern au's tbh.

•Jaster is the best grandpa EVER. He's the reason they're all spoiled. Auntie Zam ALSO spoils them rotten. Uncle Bossk does as well it's just a lot less. Hondo...is Hondo let's be honest here. They're spoiled sure but Jango would really like to know WHERE Hondo got everything from (he would not like the answer)

•I haven't figured out how or anything but Codywan IS happening. Same with Blyla (is that Aayla and Bly's ship name?? Gonna pretend it is-)

•In the vain of keeping ages semi cannon Fennec is 19 and a farmhand 👌. She's like..not legally adopted but she might as well be. Jango's baby girl right there. Boba follows her around like a puppy and it only annoys her a little. She's definitely the reason he knows bad words let's be honest.

•I'm leaning towards most face tattoos are just birthmarks. As far as names go those are just their names. No one ever said Jango was good at naming things. Isn't there a comic in legends where they have a pet eel and it's name is just eel?

•Everything I know about 3 year olds comes from the times I have babysat actually 3 year olds and google. So in that spirit, Boba does have a paci in the art depicted below simple because I wanted to draw a pacifier- but Jango is also trying to ween him off it so he doesn't mess up his teeth.

This au has consumed me like..ugh I'm obsessed with it. There may or may not be a pinterest board just entirely dedicated to it. You don't understand how in love with this silly little au I am-

If you made it this far through the post- have some traditional art that may or may not get turned digital eventually! (There was one of Myles and Jango but I literally cannot decide on Myles hairstyle and couldn't erase it anymore for fear of ripping the paper so...)

Join me next time (maybe-) for when I inevitably think of more headcannons for this au.

In order: Jango and Boba, Jango braiding Fennec's hair, and Cody!

[setokaibapetty]

5 + 1 Fic Friday Roundup: Time Travel Via Outsider POV

Today's fic recs revolve around time travel fics (and a bonus time loop) that include POV from a non-time traveler. Though given the embarrassment of riches in the Star Wars fandom, this is going to be SW specific.

unlearn the constellations to see the stars (AO3) - "A decade after the end of the Clone Wars, Wolffe catches wind of an artefact that can manipulate the flow of time itself. He makes the obvious choice."

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Time-Travelers (AO3) - "Mace's morning starts with far too much paperwork. Being kidnapped at blaster-point is honestly an improvement."

doth suffer a sea-change (AO3) - "In the wake of the attack on Korda VII, in a last-ditch attempt to heal Jaster of his wounds, Myles calls in a favor and takes him to the doctors on the strange aquatic world of Sedri. They aren't the only ones there for healing, however. Myles befriends a strange, scarred man and his three wards, all of whom are recovering from something terrible, and the mystery of Jon and his children isn't one Jaster can resist, either."

I dreamed we met when day was done (AO3) - "There's a body on the ground, blood on Jaster's hands, and rising ice cutting through the aching fury of his righteous anger when the Jedi shivers into view."

No fathom between us (AO3) - "Fox has the galaxy’s greatest hero in his bed, he’s well-fed, he’s astonishingly well-rested, and he has a whole week of leave saved up that starts in about six hours, during which no one is allowed to bother him with anything work-related even if Coruscant gets invaded by brain-stealing worms. Again. He made sure Thorn and Thire both knew that. Which makes it ten times as unpleasant to wake up to someone bypassing the chime entirely and just pounding right on his door."

Bonus: cloudbusting (AO3) - "Fox knows he's made mistakes. All he does is make mistakes - over, and over, and over."

[ironhoshi]

They Don't Care About Us. Chapter 34.

[jinxthemirage1]

Myles and Jango from my fic, Haastal Mirjahaal

[s-c-g-s-c-g]

Chapters: 1/8 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dooku & Myles the Mandalorian Characters: Dooku (Star Wars), Myles the Mandalorian (Star Wars), Original Characters, Other Character Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Jedi Master Dooku (Star Wars), Mandalorian Culture & Customs (Star Wars), Loss of Parent(s), Grief/Mourning, Good Dooku (Star Wars), Life Debt, Accidental Child Acquisition, Hurt/Comfort, Minor Character Death, Alternate Universe, Trauma, Mandalorian Civil War | Death Watch vs Jaster Mereel's True Mandalorians, Cultural Differences, Jedi Order Respected, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, POV Dooku (Star Wars) Summary:

Jedi, generally speaking, try to keep out of Mandalorian affairs.

The Force leads but it’s often more trouble than it’s worth to try and interfere, especially given the many ways it could go wrong.

However, there are exceptions.

[fanficistherapyandcanonismybitch]

Jaster, Myles, and Feemor duking it out after Savage snitched on Obi and Jango for having foundlings:

[padawansuggest]

How the dynamic of Obi-Wan being adopted by the Mand’alor should go

Jaster: *just adopted Obi last week* :)

Jango: *has been attempting fratricide for a whole week* :/

Obi-Wan: *has been waking up with Jango’s arm in between in fangs for a week but new big brother is so nice he hasn’t told on him once* :)

Jaster: :) my ade are so cute and perfect and deserve the universe :)

Myles: *watching Jango in the background start another round of Cain and Abel with Obi-Wan* Yeah. They’re like feisty kittens. It’s pretty adorable.

Jaster: So adorable.

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Jango was already having a shit day when he runs into the Jedi. Cody is already having a bad day when the mando interrupts an argument between him and Obi-wan. Obi-wans day was going okay, then a Mandalorian aims his blaster at him. This whole Time Travel business is both more and less stressful than fighting an actual galaxy spanning war in Codys opinion.

Author: @bitterchocolatestars

Note from submitter: It's just so cute.

[seven-oomen]

So some of you may remember this post that I made last year. I've decided to get into the rewrite of this (smut) fic and add more plot to it.

Why i do these things to myself, I do not know. But have the new idea.

Obi-Wan (20) and Qui-Gon Jinn are on a diplomatic mission on Mandalore. Jinn is in Sundari protecting Duke Kryze and his family.

Obi-Wan is keeping his eye on death watch, spying on them, occasionally venturing around the outskirts of their camp or blending in when he finds the oppertunity. He sends encrypted messages of oncoming attacks, that kind of stuff. Pretty low-key. Generally not that interesting.

Everything changes when one day Death Watch drags in a bunch of children into the camp and Obi-Wan makes it his sole mission to free them.

Among the children are Kote (12), the nephew of the current Mand'alor and the grandchild of Jaster Mereel. A bunch of 8-year-olds And a newborn baby (Anakin Skywalker) of less than 3 months old.

(Yes I'm taking some liberty with ages here, it's an AU fanfic. Might also make it a/b/o IDK)

Now on the run with a gaggle of children he has to evade DW and finds his way back to Sundari or another friendly city in order to keep them all safe.

With little resources and many mouths to feed Obi-Wan has to resort to cheating at Sabbac and selling his body for a few hours in order to hopefully pull them through the next few nights. But his first customers turn out to be far more important and beneficial to him than he realizes.

It's Jango/Obi-Wan/Myles, might be a/b/o, haven't made up my mind yet. And definitely a fic where Obi-Wan adopts Anakin.

[covrdtracxks]

Star Wars but dogs doodle..???

Ezra bridger would totally be a Burmese mountain dog they have like 4 brain cells and they all control their tail wagging

[ahsoka-its-all-of-us]

I want to order a new set of Kallus headcanons, thank you ♥️

Sdkldjsfhsdkjhfdkjs one order of freshly baked Kallus headcanons, coming right up 🖤

Kallus has no favourite music, because he never takes time to listen to any. For years, if anyone asked him that question, he would dutifully answer "The Imperial March", but even that one he never really paid attention to. In the Empire this never bothered him, but the incredulous reactions he gets in the Rebellion when people find out he never listens to music make him feel slightly insecure.

Whilst not an artist like Sabine, he can draw reasonably well, as long as it's drawing something he knows. His specialty is structural drawings and schematics; he can come up with a complete lay-out of a building even if he's only seen it in the heat of a fight. This skill comes in very handy in his work in Rebel Intelligence.

After Kanan's death, he subconsciously feels responsible for Hera. He would never presume taking Kanan's place (would be impossible anyway, considering Zeb called dibs on him years ago), but in his own awkward way he tries to look after her. Hera sees this, and appreciates him for it.

He joined the Rebellion to take down the Empire, but never really thought about what would happen if they would reinstate the Republic. As such, once they win and his work transitions from fighting against the Empire to keeping the Republic's peace, he once again has difficulty adjusting, fiercely reminded of his time as an Imperial.

He deeply hates Grand Moff Tarkin, especially since the man had Aresko and Grint killed. He never liked those two, incompetent and bumbling as they were, but the way and the reason Tarkin killed them triggered him very badly, reminding him of his first unit on Onderon.

He'll die before admitting it, but he loves being Zeb's little spoon. Finally someone has his back, in more ways than one ;-;