#my wisdom tooth is being a BITCH

[lochlot-moved]

fnaf movie fnafing

[the-kipsabian]

honestly i just wanna go home and cry, christmas sucks

[apathyfairy]

i’m not even kidding everytime i experience any sort of joy whatsoever something bad happens it’s like in friends when phoebe was killing people everytime she went to the dentist but for real

[czrpenters]

heyy. Can u do a Tara carpenter X female reader where Tara comforts her when she gets here wisdom teeth out💀 (I just got mine out)

made it into a lil drabble, anon. hope you like it! ❤️‍🩹

masterlist | request rules.

"I think I'm gonna fucking DIE." You whined, rolling in your bed with your hand in your jaw. You just got your wisdom tooth out and honestly you'd actually rather be dead than to go through this torture. Tara was standing up in you room, fixing some stuff in your closet and laughing at you. The anesthesia was taking a little bit to wear it off, and that meant lots and lots of free entertainment for Tara. "Don't you laugh at me, Tara! I am being tortured, like; I am actually being tortured! You know what, I'll sue her. I'll sue the shit out of that fucking dentist for making me do this."

"She didn't made you take the tooth out, baby."

"Yeah, she did. That bitch gaslighted me into taking a part of my body out. What if I wanted it to stay with me, huh? I miss my tooth already, Tara!" She laughed again and finally laid down with you, hugging you tight and kissing your forehead. "And you know what? My dad is a lawyer. She is going to be so fucked. I'll end her fucking career and she'll have no job for the rest of eternity."

"You know your dad could never be your lawyer, right? Conflict of interests or something." She pointed out, making you think about it for a few seconds before you startes whining again.

"Fucking great. Now I have no lawyer, Tara. How do you expect me to win the case now???" You nuzzled into her neck, almost crying, and that made her hold her laughter so freaking hard. "Don't you fucking laugh. It's your turn next year."

[unnaturalequilibrium]

As I had feared the songs from the movie have been stuck in my mind with the same kind of unhealthy attachment as that damn popcorn shell that decided to lodge itself to the back of your wisdom tooth last Friday and still lives there now. So the movie has been bubbling around inside of my skull like something unfinished and uncooked. So let me vomit it out-

The movie both feels like the biggest inside joke ever and at the same time like a commercial commissioned by Svensk Turism and Universal Music. The plot, the idea isn’t that remarkable really, it’s about two popstars that go on tour and fall in love with each other, despite all of the complications and responsibilities waiting for them at home. That’s not - it’s not that weird, it’s pretty straight forward in fact. Maybe not something particularly common as the foundation for a script to a Swedish movie, but not unthinkable. But it’s the execution that just, it’s basically an inside joke, isn't it? The thing is that it doesn’t feel malicious, but there’s still very much a sense of spoofing and making fun of real phenomena and artists (that first performance from Alice - yeah, that surfs so damn close to a real artist it almost got a bit uncomfortable). I mean there’s some real barbs thrown at the “Mello-crowd��, the indie scene and the music business in general (Rheborg’s dry delivery definitely doesn’t help in reducing the sense of sarcastic commentary). 

At the same time it’s polished like a commercial, the Swedish summer and small town festivals featured as a supporting character. Lazy winding motorways, sunshine across swaying fields of rapeseed, gratuitous shots of Stockholm archipelago, rain wet asphalt and mornings too cold to not wear a sweater. If they’d slapped a “Visit Sweden” on some of these scenes I would simply have nodded and thought, “fair enough”. The same way with how the music is presented, the movie in many ways is just an extended music video putting Thriller to shame despite its hefty 13 minute runtime. So you’re just sat there scratching your head wondering, was this movie made to sell Sweden or the music? And if so do they know they got an entertainingly caustic asshole to write the script?

The thing though is that despite all of that it’s a charming movie, which honestly doesn’t feel like the right kind of word to be using about a story featuring cheating and a marriage falling apart. But it is charming, the love story is fucking charming. Especially the falling in love bits of it and the way they actually use the structure of the movie efficiently and have the concert scenes as a mirror of the sex scenes and amplifying the intimacy through it, to a point where it’s really easy to understand how the characters could and would fall for one another. And luckily the actresses had enough chemistry to sell the yearning. So yes, end result-  fucking charming despite feeling like maybe I am being asked to buy something.

Or am I just a cynical bitch? 

Either way though, I would still recommend it if you want an angsty love story featuring two women.

[strayheartless]

Who in the Strifehart family would be the grumpiest about a trip to urgent care?

HA! Squall no doubt. In every iteration from liverpepper to my own personal headcanon, I will die on the hill that is “squall is a grumpy fucker,”.

In my own headcanon story:

Out of the two men Squall is the grumpier of the two of them. He’s all about rules and order where as Cloud will keep to a loose routine but is willing to bend. In all fairness to Squall tough Sora has done some dumb shit in his time and they have been in urgent care for some truly stupid shit.

They’ve pretty much adopted the kid as theirs at this point as well as all the other wayward Sora looking children that seem to turn up in Radiant gardens. Mostly it’s just Sora and Occasionally Riku that they look after though.

One time, Sora decided to try and take your his wisdom tooth using the old string on the door knob technique because he refused to simply go to a dentist. This resulted in Squall having to rush him to urgent care at three o’clock in the morning because he’d seriously hurt himself. Squall had been so pissed about it, while Cloud was like “well, he won’t do it again, I guess,” which only enraged Squall further.

Another instance is the time Cloud fell off the cliff on the Great Maw and broke his ribs leg and collarbone. Squall had turned up in the lobby looking annoyed, worried and pissed off all at once only to find Cloud had been healed but is sore and Squall proceeds to brood grumpily by his hospital bed.

When anything goes wrong that requires a hospital visit for himself he bitches and moans until Cloud physically puts a hand over his mouth and tells him to shut the fuck up. The sentence “I love you, but if you complain one more time I will beat you to death with your belts” has been uttered many times while waiting for X-Rays.

HOWEVER!

Given what we discussed about Cloud the other day, when it comes to who is more grumpy to be admitted to hospital then it’s Cloud!

Mr “it barely hurts its fine” is likely to have a ruptured appendix and simply try to “walk it off”. Squall will at least admit that he’s hurt and needs to go. He’ll complain the entire time, but he’ll go. Cloud will fight tooth and nail and then throw the biggest hissy fit at being made to get checked out you’ve ever seen.

Cloud once got impaled by a steel pole and didn’t understand why everyone of the committee was making such a fuss. Squall got grumpy because Cloud was hurt and refused to go to a doctor, and Cloud was grumpy because he was being forced to go.

In the end they bitched at eachother until Cloud gave into the pain potions and Squall curled up around him, but it was done so decidedly Grumpily.

[thecollectionsof]

acacia forgot:

i love her playing around in the water

acacia forgot because she forgets. love it

country music ! okay cool

musical gal woah

inspired by dolly, as we all are

gives irene vibes a little

arrietty:

i mean her makeup?? gorge

she does drag because it’s fun!! what a nice answer !!!

“what makes me different is a lot 👍”

i like when queens make themself laugh

i know rachel loves her so i’m excited to see her :)

crystal envy:

love the movement of the look

spikes! on her ears

her talking about how chris -> crystal is phonetically pleasing? i love hearing how queens come up with their names

hormona lisa:

cute pink hair, more subdued look compared to the others though

also playing in the water !!!!

more pink! more pink in the interview !!

she’s a southern queen and she looks like a southern queen

“went to art school. didn’t finish :)”

congrats on the good credit score!

WOAH she has degrees

i like how she’s making little jokes

“i don’t know how we got here” / “you’re the interviewer!”

jewels sparkles:

the look is MEMORABLE and gorgeous

So You Think You Can Dance

not calculated enough to be a bitch is funny and i enjoy it

COMPETITIVE PANTOMIME ????

i would love a latina winner let’s do it jewels

joella:

BRIGHT colors compared to the others

i think josephine as a drag name is fun but joella definitely feels more ~drag~

okay no spiders but what question did they ask to get that answer

i like when they they talk about what season they started watching

kori king:

not blue! love a different take on it

kinda looks like a ru look

i love the little run she did

WELCOME BACK TO THE PIT STOP i love her already

everyone is shaped like a wisdom tooth ??? heard

her asking for the mirror …. iconic

queen for the people “you just have botox you’re not a bitch!!”

i fuck with her so hard i think she’s my early/mtq fave

lana ja’rae

very spikey

she looks like a fish in this look 🐟

it’s supposed to be lingerie…. i thought it was lana del ray too

she is beautiful

i don’t think i’ve ever heard putting on lashes as a favorite part of drag before but i like that answer

her being like :) i’ve never lipsynced before in her life (hehe) like that was so sweet

scared of michelle because michelle is mother

“i wanna do this. and i did it ! :)”

she was supposed to be a mechanical engineer ?? like woah!!?!!!!! :0

lexi love:

kerri would wear that wig (and probably also be all silver no clothes now that i think about it) but the wig is giving kerri to me

cute and playful and fem name. and that comes across

“i convinced them that i should be naked :)” that you did lexi

i like how she covered the chair to be silver like she is

lucky starzzz

fish in a different way!! 🐠

i like all the dangling pearls

“doing absolutely wretched. feeling very wet”

i added zzz because i’m tired

“you thought mhi’ya was the queen of flips? just wait :) (just kidding)” i enjoyed that

she keeps saying wet. like it is water but how wet will it actually be

oh she got paper cuts :( ow

lydia b kollins

i like her look :)

spiky and chin jewelry. good

“maybe a little smooching :) we’ll see what shakes down”

the b stands for butthole. got it

“pittsburgh is full of grimy little freaks”

feels very c-u-n-t right now

puppets !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! she likes puppets !!!!!!!!!!!!

“if You have something to say about me ….. that’s none of my business” (iconic!)

onya nurve

raincoooooat

also mohawk with long braid?? neat

it’s a good name

i get the mother/aunt vibe from her and i’m excited to see it in the season

sam star

holy shit gorgeous dress

she has bubbles on the dress!! 🫧!!!!!!

i wanna look at her hair a bunch

alliteration is appreciated

also country but all the southern/country queens are doing it in a different way

versatile: sing dance act … sew? hopefully?? i wonder who from this cast can’t sew

suzie toot

i like the way the train moves through the water

the little jog back was cute :)

“fort liquordale i’ve been told it’s called”

“it wasn’t a tribute as much as it was theft” iconic

“britney spears is my main style icon :) ….. i’m lying :)”

the suzie toot-iverse

“there’s math in sewing :o :( eugh??”

i like her !

[leaveherwildliketheflowers]

I am 31 years old and have a wisdom tooth coming in. I am SYMPOTHY TEETHING with my toddler. Wtf. Also, it hurts like a bitch. It's barely poking through my gum and the dentist is concerned that there isn't enough room in my mouth for it. If it comes through in the next few weeks and stops hurting I can keep it. If not I have to get it surgically extracted. So...I guess here is hoping I don't get pregnant this cycle because if I do I don't think surgery will be an option. Or even better, the dumb tooth comes through and is fine and I don't have to address it.

On another note, I really need to call and get set up with a GP. I haven't been to a doctor other than my OB in 5 years. I mean, I have been so closely monitored for so long that it never crossed my mind. Now it's time to see someone to discuss the possibility of an antidepressant. Given the current state of my mental health I definitely need it, and T is getting more and more insistent. I tried to make an appointment online but all the docs in network in my area are male, and I, I can't do that. I would rather suffer that strip down to a gown and allow a man to touch me. Oh the long term impacts of trauma. So I need to call the appointment center but I'm paralyzed in fear that they will schedule me with a male.

Why does being an adult have to be so hard?

[fanfic-fairyy]

Asheiji fanfic recs pt. 2

Pt. 1 and 3 , 4

In His Eyes by peachcitt(2k)

“This is how you see me?”

“Yes.” Pause. And then: “This is how you deserve to be seen.”

-

or: eiji uses up expensive photo paper while ash gets a little more comfortable with touch

Like Sea Glass by nightscrawls(6k)

In this regard, Eiji never asks, only takes what's given.

But because the ground is so much further from them now, because these aren't tides he can reel in, because this scene was never written in the script, "Do you think -" Legs tremble over the rough rope, the penultimate before he falls or flies. "Do you think he would have approved of me?"

Mourning is the undertow that tugs them to the seaside each year.

somewhere in dinky by selfetish(6k)

“I like being with you.” No holds barred. “You’re my buddy. You’re my pal. You deserve to hear it sometimes.” Eiji lolled his head to AJ's side, resting on his shoulder. “I feel like myself when I’m with you. I mean, who else will listen to me rant about the snooty dog piles I see on Architectural Digest?”

“That all I am to you? You goon.” He playfully pushed Eiji’s head off of him. He unfurled from his shelled position and melted into the cushions, staring up with a grin on his face. He laughed as he stared at their reflections on the disco ball. “Look at us. Two young stallions, rambunctious rapscallions, lonely on Valentine’s Day and pouring their hearts out to each other. Damn. It’s sad.”

“There’s gotta be some kinda subtext I’m not picking up on.”

“Exactly what I was thinking.”

He blinked slowly. “So, anything you’d like to confess to me, AJ?”

Friendship expressed through vellum drafts and sales pitches.

Work Experience by awesomecookies(41k)

Aslan J. Callenreese, CEO of Lynx Corp. Philanthropist, one of Forbes' top 100 richest entrepreneurs in the world, Time Magazine's cover in last month's issue, leading the protest in climate change and development of sustainable and green engineering/architecture, head of many environmental organizations, and apparently one of the most brilliant and influential minds of the 21st century.

To Eiji Okumura, he was Ash Lynx (as nicknamed by everyone in his office). Angry, tired, and was often kind of a bitch actually.

-

or alternatively titled: "What to do when your boss is a hot blond American with the craziest attitude and an even crazier mind)

I want to spend my life with you by orphan_account(1k)

Childhood friends AU. Just little moments here and there with two soft boys in love.

A New York State of Mind by hatakelynx, JadedLynx(26k)

Famed author Ash Lynx is struck down by writer’s block and has never felt less inspired. International student Eiji Okumura is desperate for a good grade on his assignment. Inspiration isn’t the only thing that blossoms when these two lonely souls cross paths.

A mixed Ash/Eiji POV fic that ticks every box (and then some) for wholesome AshEiji fluff.

Color my Skin by SuperChorifly(68k)

Okumura Eiji, his mother decided, would be greatly loved throughout his life. Time seemed to prove her right, since as he grew up; Eiji would grow colorful rings on his wrists as if he was collecting them.

Aslan’s father had once told him -a cheap beer bottle in hand and eyes trained on the TV- that he didn't come into this world to be loved.

Or: Soulmate AU where the first time you and your soulmate touch, a colored line shows up in your skin

Summer of Cicadas by suffragettecity(43k)

Ash comes home for summer vacation, working his way through university payments by fixing up old cars. Eiji visits a family friend in Cape Cod, tending to his failed athletic career by lifeguarding the locals.

The buzzing of a once dormant youth.

Smile, Ash! by tailoredlillies(3k)

Ash's days have been interrupted by recurring tooth pain. A trip to the dentist reveals that his wisdom teeth need to come out ASAP.

And he is not looking forward to it.

Of Pancakes and Pumpkins by Blueskylover(12k)

In the fifth avenue apartment, Eiji befriends some housewives, makes terrible pancakes, buys lots of pumpkins, and has some realizations about Ash.

uplifted by postingpebbles(3k)

Then Ash exhales, willing his pulse to slow. He’s still strangely aware of himself for a dream, and as he mulls over that thought, Ash takes in the sight of this person—this man—and is struck by the sense of looking into a mirror.

They have the same battle-hardened green eyes (though the other man’s are… softer, somehow, behind the wire-framed glasses), the same blond hair, the same efficient grace in their movements. It’s what makes Ash lower his guard slightly and say, “You’re… me, aren’t you.”

--

(or: ash dreams of a future with eiji and fights for that happy ending he absolutely deserves.)

Born from the Ashes by Kamikama(57k)

Ash and Eiji were just investigating Banana Fish. They never expected to go back with a baby in their arms.

In Which Ash Can't Spell Eiji's Name by mangra(7k)

“Hello, welcome to the Banana Fish café, how can….hngg.”

Ash felt like someone punched him in the gut. Hell, his whole being was disintegrating at that very moment and was swept away by the wind. Standing before him was the most gorgeous man he’d ever laid eyes on. Handsomely cute in one package.

Ash wants to go on a date with that man. Eiji just wants his name spelled right on the cup for once.

Dude I think he just caught ligma by equinoctial(1k)

“I-” Ash seemed chill, but Shorter could tell-- by the way his eyes ever subtly darted at him, the way he was blinking something furious-- that his genius brain was shutting down at the presence of The Eiji Okumura. The Big Crush. The Him.

And only Shorter Wong could salvage the situation.

“Ask. Him. Out.” He tried to physically convey the message, hand movements wild behind the boy of Ash’s dreams. Ash at least seemed to process his movements, giving his crush a soft smile, and then-

“Ducks are quacking. Eiji. Walk fast.”

--

Shorter wanted to pull out his own hair whenever Ash disastrously failed to ask his crush out.

He’s already bald dammit.

Burn baby burn by Royaltae(2k)

Ash is starving and can't cook for the love of god.

And so,he sets his kitchen on fire.

Or

That one AU where A sucks at cooking and sets off the smoke alarm and B the neighbour comes to the rescue and oh shit he's cute and now I'm the one on fire.

[Pls read the tags before reading the fic<3]

[adultswim2021]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force #83: "The Creature From the Plaque Lagoon" | April 26, 2009 - 11:45PM | S07E05

Shake is trying to smash Meatwad’s one tooth out with a golf club. After various mishaps and some on-purpose gratuitous hitting, he finally gets the dang thing out of there. They want to make a “nice buck” from the Tooth Fairy. Shake intends to ambush her, thinking it’ll lead to riches and bitches. But “we got the fry man over here” indeed, Frylock simply walks in and conks out Shake with a dart, for there is no tooth fairy, only Frylock. 

A TWIST! A shadowy figure clobbers Frylock and makes off with not just Meatwad’s tooth, but also his mom and dad’s teeth. They search for the culprit fruitlessly, only determining that he’s the Creature from the Plaque Lagoon. They find his website, which has a scary flash intro Meatwad demands they skip. Eventually they run into Gary the Dairy Fairy, who shows up to promote the calcium content of your favorite dairy products. He knows where to find the Creature, but when they do he reveals that he didn’t actually do it, and that his identity was being stolen. Uh, I’ll spare you the flowery prose: it turns out it’s the guy from Dickesode but now he’s a tooth and the episode ends with Shake eating hotwings out of a blender.

It always seemed a little odd to me that they made a sequel to DIckesode and changed dicks to teeth. It seems like a less-extreme version of the previous episode would result in diminishing returns. I guess it did, but this episode was much funnier than I remembered. Meatwad asking Shake to tell him a story over the walkie talkie! The Newhart references! Shake talking about gripping on Days of Thunder, which I am accepting as canon. I believe him, this time. There’s also some good new guys in this. Gary the Dairy Fairy is voiced by Jon Schnepp, an artist who worked on Aqua Teen and Metalocalypse. He was also the voice of C. Ling Tile on Space Ghost and one of them Wisdom Cubes. He also died in 2018. RIP to a proper legend. 

The episode sorta peters out, but that’s okay. It was a fun time hanging out with my friends (Milkshake cup, French Fries, and Meatwd).

MAIL BAG

A tidbit I just remembered about the last Xavier: there's a joke in that about a room of mental patients who think they're Mohammed and they're all blurred out. When that aired on TV, the word Mohammed got bleeped. I think I accurately guessed what the joke was before I actually saw it uncensored on DVD. Why don't you use me for your next event?

I somehow don't remember this joke even though I try very hard to commit Xavier episodes to memory, completely. Damn. It really do be like that, though. It's a shame about the whole Mohammed thing back around this time, bombing stuff for disrespecting your religion is just too funny

According to a 2017 bumper they mention that "S&P unintentionally punched up the show by censoring lines like “Jesus, save me” which became “Jesus, BLEEEP me.”" That's probably what it was. They also mention that the lead who plays Jesus was super allergic to the hay on the set.

Now this I did not know. If you are trolling me right now, just know that you are loathsome and will never see heaven. But I like that you read my blog, so that's all water under my bridge. I assumed he was saying "Jesus Save Me", but I recalled both "save" and "me" being bleeped, so idk what to think. They shouldn't bleep Bill Tush. There should be a rule that he can say whatever he wants on TV and it's uncensored always. Even slurs

[chanswifey]

The way i would KILL a bitch just so I wouldn't need to have another wisdom tooth taken out, what a hellish experience, I was starving for two whole days and it took almost five for my stomach to go back to being only mildly annoying about food and I still need THREE taken out wtf

[the-debonair-dragon]

Hi TW on the image its icky tooth stuff.

Context : I am 30. and just had teeth pulled.

Also some infuriate doctor stuff:

I had a root canal done against my will when I was 10. A years later I started complaining my tooth hurt.

I was told:

That's not possible the nerves in that tooth are dead.

For years dentist told me I was making the pain up.

7 years ago:

I started feeling like my teeth where soft and it hurt to chew.

Dentist told me I was making it up. - even got angry with me about it.

This dentist took my wisdom teeth out.

5 years ago was the last time I saw a dentist . My mouth hurt in a whole new way, my wisdom teeth had been taking out but new ones where cutting ... He told me I was /seeking attention and if I evern brought my root canal tooth up again he'd tell my family doctor I was "showing drug seeking behavior." Even tho I stated I didn't want medication I wanted answers.

After this i was to scared to see a dentist ever again.

Last year

I had one of these soft feeling teeth... break. Then another and another and another...

I went to the dentist last week for the first time in 5 years. After a pep talk from my therapist, when I expressed the desire to Un alive my self to escape my teeth.

So I saw the dentist.

And this man told me not only was the root canal from 20 years ago fully connected nervous system wise, it was basically a ball of puss killing my other teeth.

Oh and a wisdom tooth that "wasn't real" grew in between the layers of flash that make up the inside and outside of my cheek and was pushing on a nerve so hard the dentist was shocked I had feeling in the left side I'd my face.

He canceled appointments with the first person who would agree to it and put me in

9 tooth removals.

The little black one at the bottom of the image there is my stories villain

The one at the very tip of the image is the one that tried to grow in to my face sideways: When they pulled it out it hurt so bad they had to stop so I could cry for 15 minutes

20 years

Of suffering and being told I was lying

Thinking that this is just how teeth are supposed to feel and i was just being a bitch about it... all for this

[neptunebehinduranus]

Health Part 1... The Brief Summary

I recently had a wisdom tooth taken out, and I have been recovering this past week. Between the medication and not being able to eat the foods I normally eat, my gut health has taken a serious decline, but it got me thinking about my overal health and where I am today vs where I started, and I don't mean just physical, eat better and exercising health. I mean everything, physical, mental, all of it.

I had upper respiratory airway disease and had to use a nebulizer 4 times a day until I was 10. It never really stopped me from doing anything though. I loved playing outside and would say I was pretty active as a kid. I playes video games too, but we lived in a neighborhood with other kids, so there was always someone to play outside with, but I missed school a lot because, about twice a month, I was sick I wouldnt always have fevers or throw up, but I would feel aweful, and so lethargic and fetigued. I would go to the doctor, and my mother would give me chicken noodle soup and sprite or ginger ale. I would rest on the couch all day and the next morning I would feel better and go to school.

When I was 11, I went and lived with my dad and stepmother. They were the type of people who would say if you're not running a fever or throwing up, you're going to school, so I very rarely missed days when living with them. Partly because I didn't need to due to what I think is life style changes (I will get into that later), but also because they believed if you weren't running a fever you weren't sick.

When I was with my mother I didn't eat the best. It was a lot of processed foods. I LOVED Ham and Cheese Hot Pockets and Dr. Pepper. I could go through a whole case of Dr. Peppers in a weekend by myself and a whole pack of hot pockets. My mother did her best. She worked a lot and very hard, so she tried to cook when she could. Mind you, she didn't cook very well, but she did try. My mom worked two jobs when my sister and I were very young, and then she just worked a lot. Mostly, it was simple, quick meals. From about age 2 to 7, it was Kids Cuisine. Then, my sister and I got too old for those. I also remember eating a lot of McDonald's Happy Meals. To this day, I live the nug life. Honestly, the first memories I have of my mother cooking was when we lived in the neighborhood with all the kids. She would make things like spaghetti, pork chops with Shake-n-Bake SPRINKLED on them, and on some weekends, we would have tacos. I loved nachos or tortilla chips with cheese dip. I could eat a whole jar by myself.

I was always told I needed to lose weight, but I look back on pictures when I was a kid and I honesly wasn't that big. My mom's side of the family is a bunch of skinny minnies. My sister is also skinny. I was short and chubby. Always over weight but never obese. My Nana use to always say I looked like I swallowed a watermelon when I was a baby. I believe because I was so active outside with my friends, I never really gained to much weight, but I also believe that if I didn't move to my dad's, I would have ended up being 350 pounds easily.

My mother, and pretty much everyone on that side of the family, smoked, and until I was 16, she always smoked in the house. Not necessarily the best thing to do when you have a child who has a hard time breathing, but hey, it was the 90s and early 2000s. What's crazy is not noticing the smell it caused until I moved in with my dad. When I would visit her or my grandmother's, the smell of cigarette smoke was everywhere. My stepmother smoked as well, but she smoked outside l. I think she had OCD, and she would have rather died from frostbite or heatstroke than have the house smell like smoke. I use to always bitch at everyone a out smoking. It's hard to believe that I started smoking myself.

When I moved in with my dad, everything changed. My stepmother tried to work, but my father worked out of town when he first got custody, so she ended up being a stay at home wife. She was a great cook. Made homemade food every night. Cubed steak, chicken, roast, and the sides! It was so good, and we ate like that almost every day. We didn't get a lot of snack foods, and rarely ate out. My mom and dad were two different people. Me and my sister went from the city suburban life, to the rural county life.

There wasn't much to do after school, not a lot of kids to "play" with. We had two horses, but we couldn't ride them all the time. The first year or two we had our friend Kristy to play with. She was our next door neighbor, and her dad was my dad's boss. We shared a horse pasture together and would play all the time. When we moved, we didn't have any friends to do that kind of stuff with anymore. We had friends sure, but none to play with or do things with, so I decided to do softball to keep busy. I was pretty good, I think, and played until I hurt my knee, and was told I couldn't play anymore ( more about that later). We also had a garden, and my sister and I would have to get out there and pick peas, corn, and such. We would have to shovel horse crap and do a lot of other manual labor around the house. So I was in shape and pretty fit. I was physically fit, running miles every day working out and practicing everyday; even during summer. Yet, I was still told I needed to lose weight, by my family. I would get put on diets like nothing but plain noodles.

I was always told I was fat, and let me tell you something. If people keep telling you your fat. Eventually, you will be fat. It slowly got worse after I graduated high school and over the years (with fluxuation here and there). By the time I was 24, I got up to 220 lbs. I did end up losing it, but that's a story for another Health Part. I can't tell you everything now.

[animegirl2016]

Dewa Masaomi X reader

Hello! It's been a minute since I've written on here but I decided that this character needed some love. He is so underrated in K Project but I love him! Anyways, this story is based on my personal experience going to the dentist, enjoy!

You sat down next to your boyfriend at the bar, dinner being served. Tatara made rice, porkchops, and green beans; you were absolutely starving! You started eating some of the rice, it was delicious and cut a piece of meat. You took one bite, and immediately dropped your fork holding your cheek. The clansmen looked at you in concern, "What's wrong, (y/n)?" Dewa asked, "My tooth shifted when I took a bite, and now my mouth really hurts." "Your wisdom tooth?" Tatara said

you nodded, not wanting to cause more pain. "No problem, I'll take you to the dentist tomorrow." Dewa offered, "No thanks, I'm sure it'll pass, I'm fine!" All the boys fixed you with a stern look, including your boyfriend. See this all started almost two years ago, when you had a pain in your mouth, so you went to the dentist. The dentist said it was a bad tooth and needed to be pulled. Let's just say it was a very traumatic experience, and the tooth didn't come out that day.

You soon found out that it was a wisdom tooth, but because it didn't hurt anymore, you never told Dewa, until the other side of your mouth started hurting, and he practically had to drag you there for this dentist to tell you you had another wisdom tooth that needed to come out, and the jig was up.

Your loving but annoying boyfriend kept telling you to go, but you always found an excuse. Now it looks like you didn't have a choice, so you agreed. The next morning came around and Dewa showed up to your apartment, and as he expected, you were nowhere to be found. "(y/n), come on, I know you're scared, but if we don't go, it'll only be worse for you." He looked in all of the rooms leaving the kitchen last.

You thought of the brilliant idea to hide under the counter cabinet, it was big enough and he'd never find you ha! That is until karma's a bitch and you let out a sneeze. You freeze hearing footsteps getting closer to your hiding spot and nearly scream when Dewa opens the door. He grabs your wrist, pulling you out and over his shoulder.

Once in his car he shuts the door, trying to open it, you realize he put the child lock on so you couldn't escape. "Baby, look at me, I know you're not happy with me right now. But I promise you'll feel so much better, I love you, and I want you to get this taken care of. Besides they're sedating you so you'll be fine."

Arriving at the office, Dewa comes with you to the front desk to ensure you check in and to also show that he'll be the one driving you home afterwards. The receptionist looks at the paperwork before uttering the horrible words, "We ran out of the sedation pills, so you'll have to use novacain." You automatically tense up, you hate needles, and considering you had a low tolerance and a very sensitive mouth, yeah you were passing on that.

"Well would you look at the time, got to go!" You start to get to the door before your boyfriend grabs the back of your shirt. "She'll take it." You glared at him, feeling absolute betrayal towards him. The receptionist looks at you kindly, "Don't you worry sweetheart, he's a trained oral surgeon, he's been doing this for 20 years he'll have you out in ten minutes flat!" Sighing, you agree and wait for your doom.

An assistant calls your name, and Dewa gently pushes you to stand. She brings you into a room, and tells you the doctor will be with you shortly. The man comes in and is very patient with you, and reassuring you. he gives you the shots, and leaves to wait for them to work. By the time he comes in, the whole left side of your mouth is numb, including your tongue.

He places a mouthpiece to help keep your mouth open, and he was done in five minutes! You were in such disbelief he showed you your tooth. After giving you instruction on what and what not to do, he sent you on your way. Dewa was waiting for you and chuckled when you hugged him. "How do you feel, baby?" "Much better, but I want to go home and sleep, come cuddle with me?" "Absolutely, now let's go home."

Phew! Sorry it's so long, but a lot has happened to me on this journey. Sidenote, I waited almost TWO YEARS to have this tooth removed, that's how scared I was. My best friend/roommate brought me to my appointment, had to drag me from her car and had to practically stand by the door so I wouldn't bolt. Looking back on it now, I laugh at my behavior. I'm still recovering from the surgery this past week, but I figured I'd give you a laugh. I will update soon!

[littlewalken]

Mar 31

March has a 31, it doesn't seem right.

Robbie Robertson probably knows Peter Parker is Spider-Man in #2 with Tobey and the general main Marvel universe continuity. Flip a coin if JJJ does. He's either using touch love to try and make Peter a better photographer or it's a combination of hired the kid because JJJ knew uncle Ben died and he needed the money and now if anyone ever found out Peter is Spider-Man do you know the kind of shit the Bugle would be in if they found out the photos were staged.

That's the kind of stuff that should be in the back of your mind while you're writing.

Well, I have a little under 2 weeks to prep for my dental work that will be serious enough to require antibiotics which means I'll possibly be in bed for a week. If I understand it there might even be stitches in my mouth. And it has nothing to do with the wisdom teeth I still have.

One thing the dentist who fucked up did do right is not pressure me to have my wisdom teeth removed, they sit at an angle under my other molars and don't bother me. Then again I didn't lose my last baby tooth until I was 21.

Lost yesterday to a migraine altho I wanted to get out the sewing machine. Ended up playing with my lace making thread in a let's see if this container will work ended up back in their original one way.

I need/want/have to make a doll or two out of the size 20 and then a bunch of those fancy bed doll dresses. That was why I bought most of the colors for that size in the first place. I have one I didn't make legs for who came out okay. Can never figure if I want to make legs or just start over with a slightly different doll pattern. She doesn't seem to mind not having legs and being carried around.

Then there's the size 10 thread doll who wants a friend...

Rant after pic of puppy Dublin who literally went "grr grr" when I asked him where his grr was when we played tug. Yes his ears are the softest thing ever.

Today's affirmation- it's okay to share a major health event, especially if it might make other people think of their health too, and accept sympathy and well wished for it. That's an average human thing to do.

Bitch, your dentist fucked up. Other people should take the time to wonder if they too might be in the same situation.

But that's not where I'm coming from.

I have to remind myself none of my family members will ever see that post, connect it to me... The 40 years of you trying to explain that you are in serious pain but that doesn't matter because your younger half sister stubbed her precious toe so we have to drive her to a specialist half a day away and how dare you ask to go to free clinic across the street are over.

So if you know anyone who is blasé about their health find out if they grey up in an environment where their health needs were ignored, sidelined, or even hijacked by another family member.

[strawberryezpls]

why will i always feel like this?

I literally hate everything and I understand why i wanted to kill myself so bad whenever i did (back in may lol) ummmmmmmmm this time around of the year is lwokey a little bit triggering because i was just depressed as fuck! and why is my mom making me give my father money for my own good(like a charity) when i don't see or even heard of them doing that to my grandparents like ever? and it doesn't look like it ever did them any good. I graudte from community college this year and i can finally go live in he dorms WHICH IS A ECCESITy cuz if im not living in the dorms im still not living at home. It actally crazy how i have zero support from my family at all. Like they all tell me to study hard and get good grades and blah blah but it's like once I try "oh why aren't you helping around the house" and its not a good feeling. Omg and I think i have autism like for real, or something cuz i have all the traits and i would just be a high level of mask. or am i just overlooked and im not realling masking i'm just brushed off as that's just me. imagine it really is just me. I also don't feel like living for anythign rightnow. I did see nicki minaj yesterday which was ENLIGHTENING she was like 2 hours late but idc and i somehow didn't get caught hehehehhe. um i have to get my wisdom tooth out in like 3 weeks and my finals are almost over. Omg that bullshit about me waiting for the right guy bitch I went right back to the guy i left for the clairty of my mind. and then we've been together ever since. But here's the thing he said hes observing now bc of the way we handle arguments. Like shouldn't you know what you want and how you want it. idk sometimes i feel like im being used and i don't understand how why he even wants me around i feel like i don't do anything for him at least emotionsally or mentally or like what i'm supposed to be. Which like i was fine with being in a sort of situationship with him since january but i think since we wenton our first one on one date a little after valentines that we would be together together but i guess not. And i don't really want to be with a amn now that's like im observing bc of the way we agrue which is like whatever. also wtf is knock knock ginger? sorry i'm listening to a podcast. omgi think being in ramadan which i s gonna sound sad and probably wrong for a moment but bare with me. like everytime Ramadan comes around i just don't feel good bc i feel like i was taught islam wrong like i just don't believe everything or anything someone from my country is saying abt it spefically my dad. like it just gets me so angy bc i could've been those girls who love their religion and I wanna do that but I want there to be people who als understand me and shit. I really love how im college educated but you would think 9 year odl wrote this pls. speaking of idk how imma do it living with a random person like i don't evn like living with someone else, like i love my bed yall. i also need a car with a door handle and the bumper not falling apart. I also wanna be boy free for a while bc it's just something abt it yk. I also don't trust anything anyone is saying and everything everyone says no matter who it is is annoying as fuck and they need to stop talking and im talking abt people who i don't even know too. Like why is everyone annoying all of a sudden b4 i didn't feel like that. wait it priobanyl bc i have to fucking be sober for the next month. saye but at least i get to turn up on my birthday I think. idk i'm scaed to smoke too early ater my surgery. which speaking of i NEED to do something fun and i need tolook good on my birthday like fr. Like i would want to do something even by myself just because i deserve it but my parents be pocket watching me like its not my money. anyways i really wanna get my lashes and nails done really bad. I think I'll just buy a wig and wear it that day and then i could get my own outfit yk. I literally cannot wait broooooo I don't know where imma be eating and whos ocming and whos not yk but yeaaaaaaa. I got too many people who would overlap and i don't want to