#my vs dc

[lemonlimestar]

do angels wear blue jeans?

[pinkplantz]

Vampire nightwing 🦇

[gothamite-rambler]

Older sibling vs second oldest sibling giving you advice

Dick: Obviously don’t go and do that—

Jason (interrupting): Hey, you do whatever you like!

Dick: We can’t condone that—

Jason shoved Dick out of the way and gripped Damian's shoulders.

Jason: No, we can’t? LIVE! Live!

Dick (pushing Jason away from Damian): You’re an asshole!

Jason: How’d you know my nickname?

Damian (holding a notepad): So… I do fight the bully?

Jason covered his older brother’s mouth.

Jason: You do it, and you make sure he remembers that pain!

Damian nodded as he jotted this down in the notepad.

Jason: Make it look like an accident. Bring him to the stairs if you have to.

Dick bit Jason's hand, and in retaliation, Jason tackled Dick to the ground. They started wrestling while Damian continued to take notes, just in case the stairs plan didn't work.

[soranatus]

NIGHTWING/DICK GRAYSON By Simone Di Meo

[kittykatninja321]

My less popular opinion (and what I believe to be implied by the art in Lost Days) is that rather than waking up in a fully grown body Jason didn’t actually complete his puberty until after his Lazarus pit dip while he was on his murder tour. Imagine you’re tied up in a basement in Berlin getting interrogated by a teenager and his voice is cracking the entire time and if you laugh he’s going to shoot you

[the-army-brat-and-the-nerd]

Clark Kent beaming and blushing for being entitled to the cutest most adorkable nickname in comic book history

[supine-ly]

Nightwing would be their love child or something

[demonic0angel]

From 2022 to 2024: The Phantom Siblings

My 2022-2023 drawings of Jazz, Dan, Danny, and Dani... (click for clarity)

To them now!

With bonus drawings that I will never post or haven’t finished yet!

[erinwantstowrite]

the haters are trying to get me to care about canon. they're trying to get me to only fuck with canon. newsflash you stupid bitch if you are in a fandom space you are consuming fanon. i don't CARE that it's canon that bruce wayne has hit his kids in canon. i make my own world where it's common fucking sense that heroes are good people who would not be abusers. "human flaw" this my ass that motherfucker drives a Batmobile and wears a Batsuit and throws around Batarangs. live in a suspended belief and have fun before you dry up and die a sad raisin of a being

[a-sketchy-jedi]

DC vs VAMPIRES talia al ghul reporting for duty!

[breannasfluff]

Etiquette Lessons

@writingmask Hope you enjoy your gift!

Alfred Pennyworth has a lot of jobs in the Wayne Manor—some stranger than others. One that falls to him with each new addition in the house: etiquette training. As a butler, this shouldn’t be a difficult lesson. Because this is Wayne’s brood, it is an…experience.

“Master Richard, flipping off the stairs to make an entrance is not acceptable at a Gala. Nor is using the chandeliers as a trapeze; you are not the dinner entertainment.”

“Master Jason, kindly return the silverware to the table instead of your pocket. I am happy to find you something else to…hold on to rather than my silver dining set.”

“Master Timothy, this is an informal event. While proper manners are a sign of good breeding, the formality is laying it on a bit thick.”

“Master Damian, knives are for cutting your food. You will not need to assassinate your dinner partner.”

“Master Duke, simply ignore anything else your family does at the dinner table and you will do just fine.”

And now there’s a new teen sitting at the dining table, being instructed on etiquette for formal events.

“Master Danny, you do not need to spear your meatloaf as if this is a jousting match. Try adjusting your hold to wrap around the handle like so, instead.” Alfred holds up his own utensil to demonstrate.

Danny Fenton, the most recent addition hanging around Wayne Manor, does not look convinced.

“It is not going to come alive and bite you,” Alfred tries again.

“Shows what you know.”

The grumble is low enough he’s not supposed to hear it, so Alfred lets it pass. It’s certainly not the worst thing grumbled at him during family lessons.

Danny stabs his meatloaf with the correct grip while massacring it with the accompanying knife.

Read the rest here!

[littlefankingdom]

I knew that Bruce was full of anger as a young teen, always starting fights at school, but I learnt today that he also:

Burnt his teacher's front yard after being asked a question that triggered him.

Was obsessed with toy guns and wanted to go gun down criminals, which led to Gordon taking him on a trip to Arkham (not as a prisoner, but as a "Wanna finish like this???")

Poisoned a classmate and locked him in the boiler room to die (he didn't and Bruce was expelled) after Alfred told him to be less physical and more smart at stopping bullying.

And this was before he was 15. People must have thought he was going to become a serial killer.

Anyway, I need fics where his kids learn this OR have to deal with "violence is not the question, it's the answer" small Bruce.

[briarmoon1015]

Day 2! I really wanted to remind ppl that Barry is the one to beat the most ass with the “I always forget how powerful you are when you cut lose” quote lol

[soranatus]

RED HOOD/JASON TODD By Simone Di Meo

[jesncin]

Superboy painting Impulse's nails prompt for DC Gotcha for Gaza! (Donations and requests closed, btw!) Finally got to draw Bart :D, his Impulse outfit is one my fav designs out there so this was a real treat hehe.

[kittykatninja321]

Ship wars over Batman are so funny because that man is the king of divorce none of the relationships yall are fighting about are going to last. “He should be with Talia” “He should be with Selina” he can be with both because there is no “endgame” for him outside of dying alone like let’s be serious now