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excerpt; hitchhiker au | Simon Riley x Reader gore. graphic descriptions of decomposition. implied noncon.
“You’re not real,” she whimpers, words a rough scrape out of her raw, torn throat. “You can't be real.”
He doesn't answer tonight. Silent in his appraisal, his hatred; the bloodlust rolls off of him in waves, a suffocating deluge that tangles in her chest. Heart pulsing at the base of her throat, clogging her airways. She can't breathe. Can't move. Can only watch as the man cocks his head slowly to the side in a mutated parody of consideration. Confusion. Taking her in as he stands in her doorway, massive body filling the frame in an outline of black, making him more shadow than man. An apparition that haunts her at devil's hour. Always.
The moon's glow casts a line through the open window. A pale meridian between them.
Childishly, she thinks of hiding under her blanket. Bad things can't touch you under the covers. Curling into a ball with her eyes squeezed shut, fingers plugging her ears. Wishing for her mother. Howling for her dad. Waiting until morning when the thing haunting her finally leaves.
But he doesn't. Not tonight.
And she knows if she tries to hide, he'll just crawl into the bed next to her—
“Fix your bumper yet?” He asks, measured in his mockery. The weight of his words makes her stomach churn. Nausea a cold, familiar comfort that tethers itself to her ribcage. “Better get that fixed before someone comes askin’ questions, pet. Clean the blood off it, too. Caused quite the nasty spill.”
His directive makes her want to curl into a ball. “I–I didn't mean to, I didn't—”
“What'd you tell everyone? Hit a deer? Left ‘im in the bushes to die? And now he's got maggots crawlin’ all around ‘is ‘ead. Eatin’ his brains clean outta ‘is skull—”
“Shut up, shut up, shut up—you’re not real! You're not real—”
The man—Simon Riley, her mind supplies bitterly, brokenly; tinged full of regret and sorrow and hatred—lashes out in an instant, moves like water, like shadows on the wall, the too bright flicker of a moving car, until he's in her face, looming over her. A massive, unclimbable wall. And she hates it. Hates when he's this close to her. Close enough to smell the stench of rotten blood that dries on his chest, the side of his head. A brown stain that sinks into the too-large frame of his chest.
He smells of death. Sickening. Tainted with a noisome sweetness that glues in her nostrils, leaks down her throat. She can taste him there, right on her tongue. Him. Simon Riley.
Missing, the newspapers say. But only she knows the truth. Stowed away in a facsimile of a grave by the swamps, left to rot. Here, in her bedroom. Waiting for her whenever she tries for a modicum of sleep. A veteran. A drifter. Homeless, they write, and he barked out an ugly laugh as he read over your shoulder, but said nothing else as you scrolled. Tense. Shivering in your seat, waiting for the day the police show up and arrest you. You did a terrible thing. A horrible thing. Pay for what you've done—
His hand reaches out, fingers wrapping around the delicate arch of her throat. The width spans the entirety of it until the bone china, the vulnerable slope, is clenched tight in his slick, slippery palm. Moss, she knows; it grows over his hands and feet now. The earth reclaiming the body she threw into the swamp—
“Not real?” He mocks, wrenching her closer by her throat. Pulse thudding like the wings of a hummingbird against his thumb. “Oh, pet. M’very real—”
He leans in, too, until his horrid face is lit by the sliver of pale blue moonlight. Scraps of tissue slough off of his head, skin purpling beneath the balaclava that peels off in patches. Animals, he'd told her idly, like talking about his body being eaten away by creatures was piecemeal. The jaundiced bone of his cheek pokes out from raspberry skin. It shifts when he speaks, and draws her eye to the devastation of his mouth. Jawbone visible; muscle blackened, clinging by a strip of thin tissue to his lower mandible. His teeth gleam in the light. Yellow and crooked. The rest of his face is covered under the blood soaked fabric of his mask. A small mercy, she thinks.
But the worst is his eyes.
Once black, midnight grey, is now filmed over. Milky. And the other—
Something moves in the cherryred chasm. A long, thin black line slinks out of the gaping hole. Another. Another. From the rotten socket, a large spider emerges, crawling over the craggy pieces of his broken nose, making his decomposing body her home.
She whimpers as the bile surges up, swallowing it down when the blue skin of his mouth peel back in a horrifying grin—
Something white falls from the corner of his eye, rolling down the slick, damp skin of his oily face in a mockery of a teardrop, the image glueing to the bone deep remorse that coils like a noose around her neck. Tighter, tighter.
His tongue lulls out. Cold, slimy, when it flickers over the trembling ridge of her jaw. Fingers digging into her skin, stealing the warmth from her flesh. The air from her lungs.
He'll have her like this, she knows. Always does when he gets in these moods—the kind that makes him touch her more, sink boney fingers beneath the hem of her pants, and cooing in her ear about how much he wants to eat her alive. Buzzing with some strange, electric energy. She can't run. Can't scream.
Going to the police isn't an option when she buried a body under loose rocks and sticks. Hit and run. Vehicular manslaughter. Life over in a blink—
No. No—
She just has to wait, she thinks, her eyes slipping shut as his rancid breath curdled over the tears on her cheeks. Wait until his body rots all the way.
Until he's nothing but bones—
Only then will this ghost finally leave her alone.
#this was written while i typed one handed and snacked on cheesy tteokbokki after midnight and for some reason#sheher over youyour was easier to text to speech annotate w/o my Samsung having an episode#I'll clean it up after though#simon riley x reader#hitchhiker au
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one orrrr
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#not a perfect return to posting art#but fuck if my pettiness isn't a great driving force#lol about what snack??#some ole bullshit i saw on the whassit... insta or twitter#one of those two where “FaNs” go to pretend they got no fucking manners#oOoOh you're a this that whatever artist because look you draw like this one OoOoh#fuck outa here#literally I'm gonna post going through my whole goddamn style rolodex#also?#personal art style is not as big a deal as some of these new/young artists think it is#like maybe in commercial or children's book illustration#since they look for a specific vibe#and you're doing yourself an artistic disservice by focusing so much on “creating a personal style”#and this weird fucking self-imposed boundary of like appreciating how an artist renders this or that aspect of their drawing#because they think the plagiarism police are gonna SWAT them#like... it's pretty and you like it bcoz it speaks to you so#fucking just#try it out#try out that type of line weight#try out that color palette#try out that way of lighting a person or a scene#try it#listen everyone is out here being an aesthetic frankenstein's monster#the minute you try out xyz in your art it becomes “your style” because how you interpret it replicate it will be#influenced (altered you could say) by how you draw#unless your ass getting paid to draw on model or your art lead's style or you wanna get on a show/game so you're cobbling a quick portfolio#but that's not this#also lol next mutation still got fans#my childhood nostalgia says hello#tw eyestrain
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snack st ivany
#i made this joke two hours ago and am still giggling now. say it out loud. snack st ivany#anyway REALLY not immune to pretty faced tall men with soft looking dark hair. my type or something#jack st ivany#pittsburgh penguins#pens lb#luce's gifs
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💗 SWEETS x MISCHIEF 💗
#original#OC#bat & cat#i haven't drawn them in soooo long... my angels!!!#they're the type to leave tons of candy wrappers around and save the cleaning for another day#they know the hottest spots to get snacks#this will be a small print btw!!#pemprika
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I totally have a normal relationship to food and alcohol, pls ignore the fact I'm willing to buy less food to afford more alcohol
#vomit speech#going through bottles a bit fast for my budget :/#bye bye snacks#jiraiblr#jiraiblogging#landmineblr#landmineblogging#jirai#bpd blogging#jirai kei#jirai boy#jirai girl#landmine type#landmine boy#landmine girl#alcoholism#drunkorexic#alc
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ok tell me some basic gen 5 facts
victini was designed with the intention of appealing to female players
#also those bunny apple snack thingies#i only had this one on my mind because i was thinking about it the other day but i can have facts sometimes 🔗💥🔗#<- thats supposed to be the guy breaking his chains image#asks#vgpony-mk2#also no matter how you turn the klink lines body it always appears to have a face. i learned this one today !#frillish wasnt supposed to be a ghost type (love to share that one)#cofagrigus and runerigus share...idk base stats except for attack and somthing else those two are inverted ?? something like that#i dont pay attention to stat details so i dont remember that one as well#also they EAT PEOPLE*. thats just a dex entry but i like to share that tidbit. *theyre said to encase people so its probably not really#eating but like... ur most like not surviving so you might as well say they eat ppl#sorry another cofagrigus one. theyre bipedal and quadrapedal. idk if theres a word that means u do both but they do both.
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day 48367 of blue hydrangeas domestic life au being my most favorite au everrr… we’re going shopping!!! ^_^
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@hauntedhallwayzzz @artistlara @melomacaron @milkmallow28 @champmorado @heartofbalemoon @astral-express-family @sunflawyer
#this took WAY TOO LONG BUT I’M HAPPY TO SEE US HAPPY…. i have a love hate relationship with backgrounds. drawing them is therapeutic#-sometimes#i drew this inbetween comms so i think that’s why it felt so so long…#a few of the snacks have actual counterparts too#like the one im holding is yamyam choco sticks…. my beloved forever and no1 snack when i was in gradeschool i was ADDICTED to that stuff#even though our cafeteria sold it for so much i felt like i was robbed everytime#alsoo the shopping checklist- the blue ink is her while red is mine#she’s a picky eater to me so there’s that small sad face on the spinach which is so cute to me but like Im sorry you need to eat vegetables#her handwriting is also more messier because she’s more used to typing rather than writing with pen. she has almost 200 wpm To me….#❥ blue hydrangeas#my art#self ship art#self ship#self shipping#f/o x s/i#self shipping art
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this was SOOO good
and only 120 ca/s!!!!!
#the workers at the grocery store said it sucked but truthfully theyre just haters#it is stevia and tapioca sweetened (the yogurt part) so its probably that#the add ins are SOOO WORTH IT!! they remind me of my childhood idk why#also I don't even like those type of pretzels that much (i didnt even notice when i bought it lmao) but it was SOO GOOD & had this nuttines#f00d log#f00d rec#such a great snack if you're having a sweet tooth or want a dessert type of moment#tw 3d vent
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First time meeting Professor Sharp
#hogwarts legacy#harry potter#potions#my type is potions teachers#dark backstory too#professor sharp#what a snack
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Hi guys, this is usually what a doodle page ends up looking like <3 (oh, and @ancha-aus thought you might like this! Not writing but certainly fuel to my fire lol-)
This one is New Age filled!!! (Close-ups abd Lore beneath the cut!)
1) Night and Cross!
Night is actually very clingy once he's a teen. He doesn't usually realize it, but around the castle he'll snake to be closer to his Knights so long as there's no one he needs to keep his composure infront of is nearby. Cross is the one who's not used to physical touch (when it's not Ink ofc) so Night in his personal bubble makes his heart melt but also scares tf out of him <3
2) Error and Night's Meeting!
Error was carrying his whole life on his back and trying not to get arrested for unintentional property damage at this point, so when he saw the chance to get back at his brother and prove he was strong enough? Yeah, he got that on chance instantly. And was VERY smug when Nightmare chose him. (Also, Error is wearing gloves, so less Haphephobia)
3) Dream and Blue designs!
I think these are good tentative designs! Dream probably has a more regal fit, but he likes to play up that rugged exile look- He's inspired by Archers, while Blue takes on that classic Knightly-vibe. Their equipment is mostly stolen from Night's troops or brought with them from Blue's home kingdom.
Also, Dream is approx Killer's height at this point, shorter than Cross and *much* shorter than Apple!Nightmare. (Hc that Skeletons tend to be tinier in stature thanks to weird monster beauty standards. Horror and Geno's fam are outliers.)
4) Horror and Dust designs!
Horror is naturally a very *large* monster. He's very malnourished when Nightmare meets him, but by the time he's a Knight Nightmare has made sure that's no longer the case. He actually loves comfy, simple clothes, but to play up the whole 'strong mysterious' bit he wears a more barbaric Knight's garb. He doesn't mind acting scary, it's more fun that way :]. Dust is very very small, and envies horror sometimes for his size, but his tiny stature let's him control his body and move a lot quicker. He's very much based on a rogue, and usually covers the lower part of his face w/ a black cloth, and the upper part w/ his hood or mask. Dust only removes both to bathe, eat, or relax in a safe location. (Ignore that I can't draw the stupid gaster blaster lmao-)
These last two were space-fillers, but Cross and his Borzoi (Windmill, otherwise known as Milly (Killer named her-)) and really bad first wips of Ccino! I think Ccino was a chubby, happy toddler, but lost a lot of 'weight' (bone mass? Magic?) due to stress and pressure and bad eating habits. So it isn't until a while after the Coronation that he starts to relax abd feel safe enough to eat normal meals (Nightmare used to guilt him into eating snacks together, but as his boss (and younger brother) he can encourage it more often). By the time Killer shows he's still not quite healthy, but he's better. As more weight is lifted off his shoulders, the better he is. (That 'beauty' most people saw was a more stereotypical slimness, but Killer never stopped seeing Ccino as beautiful-) I think he never looked traditionally underweight, so no one noticed, and it was only much later that Night processed it. (And maybe it's why Dream hardly recognized him later on-)
#new age au#I love showing mundane life things-#and also these designs beamed into my brain#I can't draw Ccino for anything but the others? yeag#Blue is definitely my fave. and just like every au I will draw Blue perfect the first time and draw Dust 6 billion times 😔#Horror is kinda banger too tho#makes me laugh to imagine Horror picking up Dust mid-fight out of convenience and Dust weighs nothing to him#(also this size difference is exactly why Dust and Horror fight in the non-magic training. and why Horror accidentally obliterated his#shoulder later on lmao- Dust needs to be able to dodge any enemy. Horror needs to aim for small and quick targets.)#(Meanwhile Cross is the newest and Killer the oldest and if Cross adapts to Killer then he'll adapt to the others more easily.)#oh! and Ccino w/ his arc? I think I really like the idea of a Ccino with a plump body-type. but that conflicts with my vidion of Ccino kinda#losing track of eating and being co-erced by adults to skip meals just enough to make him the 'right amount' of curvy#so when Nightmare takes over it's a habit he's so used to he hardly notices that he's doing it. but. Night picks up on it because Ccino is#almost akways with him. their relationship is very much Ccino giving his life to help Night#but it's also Night recognizing that and giving it back to Ccino along with more the moment he can#just smth smth this au is full of fit and exercized people and I think Ccino deserves some comfort and healing and positivity <3#also I am SO fond of Nightmare getting up in people's bubbles. he does it most to Killer and Ccino for obvious reasons but#god forbid a noble be talking behind his back because he *will* twist around and shove under his knight's arms or sides just to#read them the riot act or stare them down <3#and I think when he was an adult Night was... kinda like the big brother? like. not an experienced one by any means. but he wasn't *not*#affectionate then either. he was better at being serious about it and more discreet. but like#Nervous Cross escorting him in public? Night nudges his shoulder briefly with a Tendril to try and comfort him. Dust having a magic overload#? personal Training against just Night so there was no risk of harming anyone else. then snacks and tea after.#Horror is homesick? Woah look at that a scheduled trip back to visit with Crop and side-track back to Horror's village? huh?? wild...#Killer upset at all? Night will find a solution. just you wait. a cat. two cats. perhaps even a cat in a little sweater? or y'know. just a#chat or a combat?#Nightmare showed his affections but was just more distant about it.#Oh also. all four were used to tendrils lifting/tugging them subconsciously. usually during trainings to avoid them hurting eachother by#mistake in their early days. Killer misses it sometimes
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The Enemy was published 15 years ago today! Wow! You should go and read it! Check out this scene for yourself! Nothing goes wrong!
#BEGGING ANYONE WHO SEES THIS TO LOOK UP THE SERIES AND SEE IF ITS OF THEIR TASTE. ITS ZOMBIE HORROR BUT ITS SOO MUCH DEEPER THAN JUST THAT.#shaking you by the shoulders. 2009 post apocolyptic kid politics dude. death and grief and trauma and the grudging will to live.#this series has some of the most uniquely terrifying scenarios ive ever read. it does not hold back. its so gross. it sucks.#its well written its realistic its characters are compelling and theres no such thing as plot armour. and the zombies are fascinating#my pitch to you is: do you like to suffer. please. come suffer with me. it sucks. its awesome.#thank you for your time.#the enemy#the enemy series#the enemy charlie higson#the enemy book series#ok#freak#deke#arran harper#ollie#achilleus#oh yeah. the title works in two different ways#the snacks in the vending machine arent the only food pictured here.#also i put foreshadowing in here. if ur the observant type
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cute bad ass
#vee queued to fill the void#taking a moment away from the kuukou deep dive brainrot to do some kuukou simping instead lol#as always lol arb beat me to drawing kuukou feeding animals myself#but if kuukou feeds the elderly and has candy in his pockets for children (highkey for himself too lol)#you can bet your ass he’d feed the strays that visit his temple or share his sardines with froggies on the side of the road 😭😭😭😭#crying over that sudden scratch card where a new cat comes to visit his temple and kuukou can tell it was a new visitor 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he doesn’t name them but i think it would be very funny if kuukou decided to name the cats visiting his temple after buddhist gods lol#orange tabby: *meows at kuukou for a snack*#kuukou: yooooo jogaishou bosatsu!!!!!!!!!! what’s up it’s been forever want some of my shitty dad’s tofu??????? :D#😌😌😌😌 and then on the flip side it’s page that haunts my every waking moment LOL#kuukou is so fcking COOL lol even when he loses you get the sense he never lost lol#i’m tempted to just start screaming for five straight tags but to quell that urge lmao#i’m going to make this about ichikuu lmao remember how ichiro in ohayo ikebukuro said he likes strong people who never lose lol????#they ended that bat vs mtr battle with the comment from jakurai i think that this battle didn’t feel like it was their victory#which means kuukou hasn’t truly lost so that makes him even more of ichiro’s type—
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having a kid is genuinely so scary lol sometimes idk where to turn, im hiding in the bathroom trying to process the grief of replacing my vacuum cleaner and how much vacuums cost and she’s sticking her crumb filled hand under the door asking for another snack 😭
#this is scary!!#why are vacuums so expensive#this one we had we stole from my MIL who has like 7 vacuums in her basement that she just never uses#and now that we’re in another city I can’t just go and steal another one I actually have to buy one#so this is the first vacuum I will be buying and no one told me that 1) there are 4940493993 brands and types of vacuum#and 2) they are expensive#I hate spending money!!!!!!!#and I can’t even think about it because this kid won’t stop asking me for snacks!!!!!!!
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maid pie cookie/choco pie cookie! h0llyberry's most beloved and loyal maid <3
#thats just code for 'she and hollyberry are having lesbian se–#anyways#shes based off lotte choco pies cuz those are one of my favorite snacks :))#particularly the flavor with strawberry syrup inside the marshmallow <3#get it? because hollyberry busted in h– nvm#shes a nervous sisterly type with a slightly short temper :)) she gets irritated easily#she has a soft spot for the younger cookies#i think princess cookie wld call her oneesan in the jpn version or something…#or unnie in the krn version… wah :((((#i dont got anything on her abilities or whatever cuz i literally just drew this on a whim#i went insane over hollyberry blacked out and then woke up with this#ill add proper tags later#crk oc#cookie run oc#cookiesona#self ship#self ship art#self insert#oc x canon#<- implied
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I can't fucking breathe! Let me introduce you to the goofiest, most magnificent Ancient Egyptian god: Nehebkau.
#But WHY??#when you type 'egyptian snake god' into google#hoping to get Niut-Shaes#and instead coming accross this goofy motherfucker#he apparently brings the newly dead snacks in the afterlife#so i love him with all my heart#nehebkhau#ancient egypt
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happy pocky day to chizuutan and chizuutan alone~~
#oh dang wait the bg has the brand be ‘pocketz’ but the box says ‘poketz’ and the [redacted] anime says ‘pockets’…#what is the actual name of the brand lmaoooooooooooooooo does it change for every adaptation?#a n d im sorry but till now i still cant suspend my disbelief at seeing lxl in the pockets ([redacted] anime spelling) cm in the present day#wdym the ad was running for. like. a year and a half#i thought collabs like this lasted for a few months max…#they could’ve just used that lemon something commercial in the bg for the chizuchan oshi breakup scene#but maybe poketz and pockets are just 2 different brands/types of similar snacks in-universe. kinda like p*cky and pep*r* irl#and it just so happened that lxl collabed with both of them a year apart. in the same outfit. promoting the same flavours.#coincidences do happen after all… hmmmmmmmmmmmm#chizuutan chizpost
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