#my tummy already hurts

[ramblesbiab]

One of the biggest things keeping me hydrated lately is the fact that there’s a really fucking annoying guy in my Creative Writing class, so if I ever don’t have to pee when I get to that class, I fuckin’ chug water just in case I need a good excuse to get out of the room when he starts speaking

[jakeyt]

It’s so muggy here y’all jake is going to be DRENCHED

[fisheito]

hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy

oh thanks! i could always use more spices-

. what am i supposed to do with this.

[feketeribizli]

me: so happy i bought sourcream all those weeks ago i cant wait to eat it with my pasta today ☺👍

sourcream in the fridge: i smoked too tough my swag was too different my bitch was too bad they killed me

[dairyfreenugget]

(Going insane boinkinh one AU in my head)

Hey hey hey

May I interest you in

(Slowly slides my FaaF AU towards you but void just Disappears without a trace one day before the accolade)

Teehee

[mxwhore]

hm! this safehouse comic might be too heavy

[aturnoftheearth]

me on my way to tell my professor that i cant finish my past due discussion board AND reply to two peers bc i got a tummy ache :(

[nowendil]

unimaginable tummy hurt atm. and for what. two long drinks

[jentlemahae]

why can’t they just let me do the thesis i want

[chheese-mmmhh]

DECEMBER 19???!!!/$:):)?????!!!!!!!

[rais3dheart]

HAPPY LATE HALLOWEEN HOPE EVERYONE HAD FUN AND WAS SAFE

aka devil's night ;)

see above for my halloween vibe this year

[sassy-hedgie]

when you’re someone who isn’t outwardly emotional and people treat it like a good thing or something that’s easily fixed and you’re just 🫥

[mars-ipan]

folks these steroids have me ERRATIC tonite

[kimtranssexler]

The worst feeling ever is when you’re eating something so so delicious but there’s too much of it and you can’t finish it but you can’t not finish it because it’s so fucking good and then you start to resent the food bc it hurts to eat by that point but it’s just too tasty to stop 😖

[m0llygunn]

if somebody wrote an eddie fic based on sweet by cigarettes after sex I think I would scream and cry for the rest of my life so I really think somebody should do that

like maybe Eddie who swears he’d never fall in love eventually meets you, and he’s like nono they’re gonna break my heart, but then eventually he decides the reward is greater than the risk because even though neither of you say it, it’s so sweet knowing that you love him and he loves you, and he would gladly break his own heart for the chance at even a drop of your love filled sweetness AAAA

[the-acid-pear]

man. im still nervous about tomorrow. a level of peace in my soul tho. bc i am confident im so fucking autistic its not even funny anymore. i already tried for other things and it wasnt. used to think i had adhd (meth would still save me) but that's just a matter of overlapping symptoms. i know i have other insanity in me but that's unrelated to the autism. i know itll go well. and i will Not get so stressed i have a psychotic breakdown and or shit myself.