#my thoughts for right now

[anon4usfickly]

Swap Analog AU- as it is right now

*stares at notes*

I just wanted to make an AU based on my fav trope of Alastor getting into a more fucked up soul deal like with Valentino and now ended up with flipping to many characters and trying to make sense of them.

Now I'm trying to figure out what to call the Las Hell Vegas Strip group that is Husk, Valentino and maybe Lute? Cause I figure if I'm swapping more characters around, might as well go the mile long.

And no one is together in the whole group, they are all business partners/friends?

Then you got Lucifer trying to run his daughter's dream project with Angel Dust, a Mob boss/princess Overlord acting as his business partner/investor/adviser and his assistant, a newly fallen angel by the name Emily who is clearly hiding the fact she is an Excorist but can't really get away with the whole angel power stuff.

But at least Angel Dust brings in help with Vox, the CEO of one of the many struggling TV channels, to help with press and run the bar (that he drinks most away while trying to do paperwork) and Niffty, an extremely friendly but a bit unhinged maid.

And Lucifer already has guests! His first one is Alastor, the biggest porn star on-screen and audio that he is trying to get to open up without so many snarky remarks, but it's hard to tell behind that unmoving smile. Then they added Carmilla Carmine and her daughters Odette and Clara to their guest lists! Four guests! Ha!

Lucifer is pretty sure when Lilith is feeling better, she and Carmilla will be good friends.

There are the other Overlords, such as Sir Pentious, the weapons arms deal of Hell. He is known for his creation of all forms of weapons, may they be guns, knives or just mass destruction. But he does have a soft side to protect those he is close too.

(Still hadn't decided on if Egg Bois are still the Eggs or he got kids as well like Carmilla. I blame Arthur...)

Also...as I write this all out, I want to make a Metal Gear pun. Like, call Sir Pentious a solid snake? Or a metal snake? He is a big Boss?

I'm still unsure about Zestial, but he is for sure friends with Sir Pentious. He died in the 70s now, as Val died between the 14th and 16th centuries.

He doesn't talk like he does, but he is that old and has been around that long.

But Zestial, for sure, talks like he is still in the 70s.

Sera is an Overlord for sure, but I'm unsure if I want to make up a new group that would vibe with Angel's whole philosophy because I'm unsure if he would be friends with Cannibals or keep them as such.

Rosie takes her place as a Head Angel, with Vaggie as her second.

Adam...Adam stays the same with Velvette just hold on barely cause she is going to strangle him to death. She hates him, but he is the boss for now until she can figure out how to take his position from him cause he is not very good at it.

She knows that if she were in charge, Velvette would rule because she knows how to use everything to her advantage, starting with their little 'guest', the princess of Hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.

We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.

All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[hinamie]

corvidae

[rendevok]

Act I ~ The Prince

A tapestry for Let No One Sleep by @azalawa-scroggs on ao3

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Okay you can’t tell me that Vlad doesn’t have an organ somewhere in his mansion. Upon learning of this, Danny would teach himself how to play the Haunted Mansion theme on the organ and play it at 2am.

Vlad Masters is away on business in Gotham, and the Fentons are coincidentally there for a symposium on ecto-activity. So it’s perfect! Except he goes to the wrong house, er mansion.

Honestly, Danny thought it was one of Vlad’s many mansions. Scaring the old man is his favorite activity after all. There’s a higher amount of ectoplasm here, so it has to be Vlad’s place right?

When Bruce comes out (on one of his few nights off) and sees his carbon copy playing the organ, all thoughts fly out of his head. Danny finally looks up and also blue screens. They stare at each other for what feels like an eternity until Danny’s cell phone rings (the ghostbusters theme??) and he panics. He jumps up and makes a break for the other door rushing through apologies “SorryWronghousegottagobye!” And runs out of the room. “Wait! Who are you?”Bruce exclaims as he rushes after him. They’re on the second story in one of the rooms he rarely uses. How did he know where the organ was? No matter. He’ll catch the kid on the stairs.

Except the kid is already almost at the bottom. How did he get down so effortlessly? The kid practically floated down the stairs.

Bruce gets to the foyer just in time to see the kid realize the door was dead-bolted in multiple spots. He won’t be able to undo them all before Bruce catches up to him.

He slows down and stands behind a pillar, assessing his next move. He needs to be careful here. This is a child after all, no need to spook him any more than he already has. He needs to slowly approach, and ask his questions.

But then the kid does the unexpected. After looking around frantically, he takes a deep breath. Two rings form around his middle and travel up and down his body. His black hair turns ghostly white. He looks back, almost directly at Bruce. His eyes widen as if he realizes he’s being watched. He whispers, barely loud enough to hear, “I’m so sorry, please don’t follow me.” Then, he backs through the locked door and vanishes.

[identitty-dickruption]

one of the worst things in the world is that feeling unloveable can (and will) make you act in ways that reinforces itself. I feel unloveable so I don’t respond to messages so people reach out less so I feel unloveable. one of the hardest things in the world is fighting back the brain demons long enough to break the cycle

[da-janela-lateral]

It seems that 'popular', 'athletic' and 'bright blue eyes' aren't their only similarities.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

My Great Grandma who loved her babies very much

Reference that I used for the face!

[paintedcrows]

Some Fords! (and Martin K Blackwood is also there)

[manicrouge]

Dad Simon who lets his daughter paint his nails and add little stickers onto them so when he goes back to the base (having for gotten to take the nail polish off) he's given strange looks when he takes his gloves off.

'Nice nails, Lt. That cat sticker really matches ye eyes.'

'She's not just a cat,' he says sternly, looking down at the sticker on his middle finger, 'her names Hello Kitty, Sergeant. Get it right.'

'Right,' Soap says, promptly nodding his head, 'sorry, Lt. Won't make that mistake again.'

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This wine tastes like pigs blood!

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[equill]

Job promotion (now what?)

Comic 1: Interrogation

Caught him lurking in the background (he was being suspicious in their defense)

Comic 2: Everywhere you go.

[bixels]

Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!