#my taste in fictional men is garbage

[ohmotherwhereartthou-if]

Continuing my tour of my fav IFs/authors. I'm giving yall some fictional love lives... 👀 If you HAD absolutely HAD to choose one of your ROs/ side characters to romance. Who would it be and whyyyyyyyyy?? Also Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ♥️

Hiiiiiiii,

And ayo! You don't have to call me out for being single like that. 😭✋🏽

It really isn't any competition tbh, Tomás is the closest thing to my type out of the RO's and honestly he isn't even that close for what I usually go for in fiction. I tried really hard to stay away from just making any of the RO's into my "dream type" and instead I based a lot of them on real people that I have met across the span my life.

Besides, my fictional taste in men is absolute ✨Garbage✨.

I love yanderes and toxic af fictional men. The more possessive, jealous, controlling, and manipulative; the hotter they are to me. I know it isn't healthy, which is why I only like them in fantasies.

Tomás would probably still the healthiest choice BY FAR when compared to my 'F' tier quality, list of favorite fictional crushes. The slow burn would probably make me want to blow my brains out, though.

[hetchdrive]

Unfortunately I do still love Asterion an embarrassing amount. His little “by the hells… sex” and then the follow up of “to be clear, not with you” when you ask him what his idea of a night of fun is… like yeah okay bitch (affectionate)

[stellabat]

fellas.........................

[yyako]

Drawing Wesley SunHaven before they reveal his official romanceable portrait and make him as boring and homogeneous as all the other marriage candidates

[somerandomcryptid]

I HAVE STARTED WATCHING ARCANE FINALLY AND I JUST FINISHED EP.3 AND I AM NOT OK. I REPEAT I AM NOT OK.

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

(His size is no joke took 3 men to get him off)

[imperial-evolution]

What if you were trying to buy some property so you could house your otherwise homeless gang of teifling children who you love with your whole heart and some rich fucking cunt nobleman rocked up and started taking an interest in the properties you wanted out of spite and also because he's a capitalist and a landlord, and so you try to threaten him out of buying this one (1) property you want, only for him to accuse you of looking for handouts and suggesting you “actually do some work for once in your life,” so you take a swing at him (and really he should be thanking you for not tearing his fucking throat out where he stands) only for him to take it like a fucking champ, wipe the blood from his mouth (oh fuck, that was really hot??), and cast Reverse Gravity on you before threatening to report you for assault. What then???

[olderthannetfic]

I see a lot of posts around Tumblr and Twitter that are all "if you like [thing] that's all fine and dandy, but if ALL your favourite shows/characters/ships include [thing], you need to ask yourself why".

And the implication is that if you like, say, m/m, it's because you have unexamined prejudices that keep your tastes narrow and exlude female characters from your shippy fun. But in reality, the answer is usually a just a kink or other highly specific interest. Someone who's really into m/m is there because they think two dudes together is hot or exciting or narratively interesting, not because they hate women.

Other people's kinks and tastes and interests doesn't actually set civil rights back. So what if someone never reads a single romance or smutfic with a female character in it, they aren't hurting real life women by failing to imagine suitable number of pretend women having fictional sex.

(I used m/m and female characters as my illustrative example, but I see at least as many of these posts centering on race and disability as on gender, and all of them have the same "your kinks are bad but I'll give them a pass if you mix in enough good kinks")

If your kinks or taste in fiction influence how you treat real women, you should examine that, but people really need to stop it with the "your ships, kinks, etc. are a result of your prejudices and have real like consequences" garbage.

And when there is bigotry or prejudice at root, it's usually on the part of the canon's creators and not the fans. Eg, if all of your favourite characters are gritty action heros and the vast majority of them are white men, the lack of diversity probably says more about the people who always make gritty action heroes white men in the first place than about the fan who likes gritty action heroes.

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[banana-split-bitch-club]

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PATIENT ZERO: PECAN

*bubble gum pops* HELLO AGAIN tumblr nation…it’s your favorite truckstop whore in the flesh.. nyeah………ANYWAYS. For those who haven’t come to know me my names pecan and I run a church (my blog) where we smoke newports and attend sermons (whatever bullshit posts I have to give) PLEASE! Make yourselves at home- the body of Christ is a gift that keeps on giving.

Specimen Info:

-My name is pecan, and I also sometimes go as pecanpie. Other aliases include: Cherry Ferry Fantasia. Choose wisely how you refer to me- or don’t, I don’t even exist!

-I’m 19 and female, you can use whatever pronouns when referring to me, but I usually go by she/her 🪭🪭🪭

-ADHD

-aroace, with a hint of bisexuality.

-My hobbies include: drawing, writing (though I rarely ever do finish my pieces let alone publish them) collecting worthless garbage, listening to music and blowing my eardrums out, being an eternal pain in the ass to deal with, thrifting, sitting on porches, smoking winstons, masquerading as a sane individual, dressing up, and trying out new things because I am an avid dopamine chaser. woohoo!

Things I like: Pretentious media, throwing pitchforks at rich priests, consumerism, otome games, douma, buddhism, echo rose, religious studies, args, reaching divinity, shitty manga, maximalism in every sense, bedazzled stuff, money, getting tacky nails, the roaring 20’s, 1950’s femme fashion, old era aesthetics, boutique shops, leopard print, grandma couches, Hollywood reality media, Madonna’s American Life album, Smokey eyeshadow, pathetic wet sop characters and a lot more.

-I have two cats, Mochi and Waffles. The bloodline ends with yours truly.

Fandoms I’m currently active in; see bio :)

Movies I like: Pink Flamingos, No Country For Old Men, Helter Skelter, Pulp Fiction, All the Boys Love Mandy Lane, Girl Interrupted, Valerie and Her Week of Wonders, Spun, Gummo, Last Night in Soho, Fruit of Wonder, Elephant (2003), The Royal Tenenbaums - will be updated the more I get my hands on anything new that tickles my fancy.

My taste in music: I’m pretty versatile when it comes to what I prefer, so it could range from bimbo-pop to classical music. Anything that sounds good to me I like. I mostly listen to 50’s housewife songs and lady Gaga, though.

-I’m a big fan of indie art and surrealism. Filmmaking as well. Shaye Saint John and Mouchette.org are a few of my favorites.

-I like mortuary work and autopsies. I hold the death industry in high regards- not everyone is willing to work with corpses.

-huge GIGANTIC douma fan. anything and everything douma related I will not hesitate to engage with, he’s my little guy.

- heart sunglasses ambassador (this is my trademark) ❤️

-Polka dot prints and faux fur are resounding yesses.

-You know Florence? (If you get the reference.)

-I think vintage pill cases are lovely.💋

-I have the response time of a limp dick. I either respond in less than a second or only after 3 business months.

-I’ve been working on my new oc line on and off for a few months now, called FEAR & LOATHING in JERUSALEM. artblock is a massive bitch, but stuff is in progress.

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MASTERLIST: IN THE WORKS?

[baekhyunsthings]

Sometimes, I feel like I have the most basic or garbage tastes in fictional men:

But sometimes my taste in fictional men is in armor:

[druidshollow]

you have gained an extra ten points of coolness in my book. all wings of fire fans are elevated a tier or two

favorite book in the series? it's a tie between 13 and darkstalker for me

mines darkstalker, hes my favourite wof character in general too because i have garbage taste in fictional men ig LMAO

[always-andromeda]

all the crushes i’ve had since a child to now have been weird, i am known amongst friends to have very weird taste in men that varies significantly. as someone with autism i struggle in terms of romance as i don’t understand flirting and all the fictional men are better anyway and they can’t hurt me. even the ones who are not very nice in canon they are kind in my head <3 anyone who has weird crushes do not feel alone but also don’t settle for someone irl you are worth having someone who treats you well even if you have to wait a hundred years for them don’t sell yourself short beautiful people of @spicedchaiandromeda blog this is not what was asked of me but i wrote what my heart told me to write and it may never be seen thank you for allowing me to ramble

I understand this sentiment completely!! Basically every real life crush I’ve ever had is one that I’ve had to “justify” to my friends? Usually because they weren’t conveniently attractive. It’s always been like a thing for me where I could just fall in love with almost anyone? But I’ve always also been garbage at flirting too? Like I tend to say a lot of shit where I realize way later that oH, they might have construed that in a very different way than I intended. 😀

But yes, anon, I am cosigning your message here!! Don’t settle for less than what you’re worth, friends. Which is easier said than done, I get it. But the world is so large and so vast that there is 100% people out there for everyone who will make you feel like sunshine and moonlight and everything in between.

[stellabat]

<- tempted by the slop

[callibones]

voting is real now so im going to sort through my awful fictional men collection on valentine's day can u help me decide who should float to the top of my garbage ocean of terrible taste

[snotsloth]

I have had a single panel of Roy Harper in the Red Hood: Outlaws webtoon and I've already gone absolutely feral. He looks like he hasn't shaved in a week. Covered in tattoos. Sassy eyebrow. Absolute trash panda of a man. I want him to take me on one mediocre date and then ghost me. Yes, king, give me nothing!

[vancilart]

go knock some balls out of the park for ya bday, old man